r/Choosingbeggars "My Bf Only Bought Me a $700 Purse! Should I Dump Him?"

welcome to our slash choosing beggars we're free is way too expensive I'm selling the item for $2,300 I don't have $2,300 any lower okay if you pay today two thousand bucks I've got one thousand dollars and a baby crocodile this brings up so many questions why does this person have a baby crocodile is a baby crocodile worth $1,000 why do they think other people want a baby crocodile but down in the comments morna co has some interesting insight maybe it wasn't an offer maybe he was just bragging if I had $1,000 in a baby crocodile I would tell everyone this next post is a tweet that comes from a developer of saints row despite not having worked on saints row in years at this point this is still my DM inbox can I have a code for saints row fu then I don't like Saints Row selling 2014 Subaru Forester for $26,000 hello dearest and God's blessings upon you I would like to offer you $20,000 for your lovely car and I know God will fill your heart with kindness to accept and help this old lady in need out I await your prompt reply if you cannot reply in a proper time then God's curse is upon you I would have offered up to $40,000 as a Christian act but you are obviously an evil sinner that doesn't deserve such consideration I condemn you and wish upon you the worst that the father can bestow and then one minute later will you accept $21,000 and down the comments people are discussing how she changed her personality so quickly and then a fluffy woman explains with this honestly if the lady is like a hardcore Christian I can totally see this happening when my mom died some lady from the church tried talking to me about going with her to the church and how great God would be and all this other junk my mom just died I really wasn't in the mood to be meeting with a bunch of people and talking about her death so I wasn't very interested in declined the woman lost her mind she condemned me for denying God's love and that I was the reason God took my mother away he wanted to keep her from a wicked soul like mine she did a surprise Pikachu face when my dad had to hold me back from trying to beat her up like what did she expect our next post is a cross post from our slash am i the butthole am i the butthole for giving her free sample of ice cream to my dog I bring my service dog everywhere with me recently I went to a grocery store that has an ice-cream section where you can try free samples I was there with my three kids they all wanted ice cream but I didn't want to go through the hassle of buying three orders of ice cream so I went to the ice cream person and told the kids to try a sample of the flavor they wanted and that's their ice cream for the day of course one of my kids starts crying that she didn't like the pistachio flavor and wants to try again so I asked for another sample for her I think the person behind the booth knew I wasn't going to buy anything and was discriminating against me for this but didn't say anything yet she however flipped out at me when I asked for a sample for the dog she said he can't try ice cream how am I supposed to know if he likes the flavor I told her he isn't going to order any he just wants to try she said quite rudely mam you've already had five samples between you and your kids and it doesn't seem like you have any intention of buying ice cream I asked her to please point me in the direction of the US law that forbids sampling ice cream I told her calmly I am a regular loyal customer and you legally cannot refuse to let me sample ice cream when you allow others to do so and if you do it's a violation of discrimination laws there's no sign that says you can only get samples if you buy ice cream also no dogs I was able to get her to bring out the manager the manager told me he was sorry for how I was treated but they don't give samples to dogs I said fine can you just give me another sample and he said I strongly suspect you'll be giving it to your dog which was the plan so I said I spent over $300 a month here and you're freaking out over a dog having a sample of ice cream okay he told me most dogs react badly to ice cream and he didn't want to risk the dog getting sick in the store I said I know my dog better than anyone and I know if the dog can eat ice cream or not I admit I may have caused a commotion leaving the store but I couldn't handle this level of discrimination I don't plan to return to the store and he'll be leaving a very strongly Ward to review online the way I see it they at least violated the law albeit not in a way that warns jail time but possibly a lawsuit I don't know are my instincts rights ah yes the law about free ice cream samples no lady your instincts are not correct you're actually a raging butthole you get four out of five but oles for trying to ruin two people's day over less than one spoonful of ice cream on this next post Oh peace till this guy guitar nine months ago for thirty bucks and nine months later he gets this message hey man I bought a guitar off you last year do you remember blink right yeah I do something's wrong with the neck the strings are harder to press down sorry to hear that man maybe take it to an instrument repair shop or a rock shop and let them have a look bro listen you either get it repaired or take it back what it's been eight months man I sold it for 30 bucks you don't expect me to repair it bro you for real I want my money back are you having repair it yourself I'll come drop it off and I still have your address Wiggy face Cheers all right feel free to drop it you ain't getting nothing back and I'm sure as hell not repairing anything for you you have my address is that a threat suck my balls you maniac see you tomorrow funny boy at the time that I'm reading this this post is two days old and Opie hasn't posted an update so I guess he's probably dead so long Opie you really should have repaired the guitar posted by ethan klein of h3h3 help day number 44 we're giving away five hundred dollars to three people for a hundred days to enter retweet and respond with your PayPal me link the winners will be randomly selected in 24 hours and announced then we hope this reaches some of you in your time of need from Ethan and Gila congratulations to blank blank and blank appreciate ya once again three more winners with hundred followers or less okay Ethan thanks for the opportunity but I'm done trying dude you're done what trying to get other people's money for free sorry I just need to rant recently my boyfriend bought me a Louis Vuitton wallet which costs around $700 for my birthday when I saw the wallet I felt really upset and disappointed because earlier this year my sister's boyfriend got her a Chanel wallet which costs at least $1,000 for her birthday Chanel is so much nicer than Louis Vuitton let's be honest Louis Vuitton is for poor people who want to look rich and during this lockdown her boyfriend always orders food for more popular restaurants like crystal Jade and Paradise Dynasty for her but my boyfriend only orders food from cheap restaurants like Swensons and Asia band for me her boyfriend even gives her a thousand dollars a month for her own spending but my boyfriend only gives me $500 a month I hate to admit it but I really feel very jealous of my sister because her boyfriend is willing to spend money on her despite earning just $4,000 a month my boyfriend earns at least five thousand and yet he's so stingy with me sometimes I really feel like a loser why could my sister find such a good boyfriend but I just can't just because she's taller and slimmer she can find a good boyfriend it's so unfair sorry for the long rant I love it that she says Louis Vuitton is for poor people who want to look rich when this person is obviously a poor person who wants to look rich lady according to you it sounds like Louis Vuitton is right up your alley about two months ago I donated over a hundred and fifty ounces of Pumped breast milk through a Facebook page to a woman I didn't know I didn't ask for a replacement bags or anything else because it was the end of my pumping journey she didn't even seem particularly grateful or appreciative when she picked it up but I brushed it off because I was glad to have the freezer space back since then been messaging me insisting I pump more milk for her also for free also I provide the bags the breast pump and the pump parts apparently wTF is wrong with people down in the comments there's a strange post from baby stacks which might shed some light on the situation fYI she's selling this milk to bodybuilders for a huge profit yes it's a real thing posted by Nathan billion the other day in Canada a woman buying gas at a Costco had trouble with a credit card the attendant bought her gas out of his own pocket and asked only that she pay it forward that Costco was in Edmonton that attendant was less thompson and less that woman was my mother you restore my faith in humanity sir my dad and i are sending three iPads and headphones to a nearby senior care facility so that folks there can visit with their families right now we could all stand to be a little less afraid and a little more less and then someone replies to that post okay I don't want to sound like a dick but only three well the gas was between 25 and 50 bucks likely three iPads are about three thousand dollars a 60 to 120 times increase in the pay it forward is pretty respectable and then someone replies to that when this becomes a screenshot on our / choosing beggars please don't crop me out okay I'm down in the comments before life says I imagine Nathan is comfortable but it's not like he's besos this level wealthy or anything and interest rate replies just googled it his net worth is only 18 million Jeff Bezos is sitting comfortably at a hundred and forty seven billion nathan is undoubtedly wealthy but honestly not that wealthy and pitfall Harry replies well then between Nathan and I together were worth just under 18 million not too shabby on this next post Opie owns a piercing and tattoos and is starting to implement health guidelines so they can open and then Opie gets a message from a choosing beggar will the cost be reduced while these procedures are put in place that's a fun question to ask after we've been closed for two months and I've seen a nearly 100% duction in revenue while multiple staff lost their livelihoods during this pandemic the simple answer is no we will not be reducing costs tattoo fees will remain the same as pre covet hourly rates all piercings will have an additional $10 surcharge if you would like a more detailed breakdown as to all the many things we've had to do to become operational again and feel free to PM us okay so I'll be closing this group down apparently it's wrong for me to post it it's my birthday and my cash app in case someone felt they wanted to be kind I'm the admin I'm pregnant and I had three small kids I have a lot on my hands here and I'm the admin of this group letting people post all kinds of things it is not strict and all I've gotten for people is negativity for example it's my birthday and I'm pregnant and a negativity and rudeness is what I get shaking my head here's what I want to know how many times is this lady given money to people who are pregnant or having their birthday my guess probably zero that was ours last using beggars and if you like this video then hit that subscribe button because I put on new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 11 2020