r/Choosingbeggars The DUMBEST Customer Reviews

welcome to our slash choosing beggars we're free is always too expensive Travis Scott Reese's pups they have free fell of twenty dollars so you want me to get my drone charge it prep it risk crashing it risk getting arrested by the FAA hop in my truck which uses gas drive seven miles to a random place film things drive home and email you the stuff for a box of cereal three boxes I'll also credit you this is going into my Film Festival and on my film portfolio Oh credit I'll do it if you credit me okay for real I love the foreal at the end because he knows his offer is terrible and he's shocked it's actually working hey I have a question for you sure what's up so it's going to be 350 for my hair and makeup and I really don't want to pay that since I'm really only wanting my hair done and I don't wear too much makeup would you be able to help I know you have lots of makeup and it actually curl hair haha I can definitely do your hair for you no problem but I'm not that great at doing makeup on others can you just do something simple and then she shows a picture as an example oh that is not simple that is going to take a lot of blending and I can't do wings on other people I can do the face makeup if you get color matched at Sephora and buy your own foundation I don't have one to match you and I can do an eye look if you find one super simple one to two colors in the crease and one color on the lid you always do wings though and you can't use your foundation on me I know but it's harder to do on other people and your skin is darker than mine my foundation wouldn't look right on you I'd be happy to come to Sephora with you though to help pick out a good foundation for your skin type since I'm pretty knowledgeable about foundations and to double check to make sure they color match you correctly so you can't do my makeup if you find a look that you like that's actually simple I'd be happy to test it out for you beforehand and see if you like it I really thought you'd be able to help since your makeup always look so good girl I can't help I just can't do anything complicated I'm not a makeup artist honestly you're probably just better off hiring a makeup artist since that's the lucky ones I will gladly still do your hair whatever guess I'm gonna be stuck paying 350 bucks social influencer banned from airline for life for demanding business class upgrade a Cathay Pacific passenger was kicked off a flight and banned for life after attempting to get upgraded to business class an influencer claims she was sent an email which allowed her an upgrade from Premium Economy she explained that before traveling she emailed Cathay Pacific asking for an upgrade in her return Taiwan to New York ticket after this she received an email confirming that I was eligible for a business class seats if tickets were available at check-in while traveling through an airport in Taipei on may 30th she showed the email only to be declined the upgrade at the airport on her return journey from New York on June 7 she tried again only to be told she was not allowed to board she said that she waited to check in for 30 minutes afterwards a member of staff accused her of trying to get an upgrade with a fake email they then canceled her ticket citing fraud and banned her from ever flying with the airline the influencer was then forced to pay another 1400 for her return flight home after returning home she contacted the airline to clear up the misunderstanding and asked him to refine the cost of her new flight however could they confirm that the email was fraudulent and that the only way they could review the case was if she could provide the embedded information of the emails so they could trace it hello I am a very important and famous influencer and this is an email from your HR department saying that I should get a free upgrade thanks sure thing just Ford me the email or show me the email metadata and we'll be happy to upgrade you ah Mehta data you can do that uh-oh hey man I just want to confirm blank touch base with you and paid for my seat on the tailgate bus to next weekend's Blank game I'm sorry I don't have your number saved who's this this is blank blanks friend we met at an open house she held in July she told me you had an open spot on the party bus and that she already paid for a friend who backed out so that I could slide in is that cool oh hey blank yeah I remember you I haven't heard from blank but she did pay for two spots so let me check with her okay man cool you're in we're leaving at 7:00 a.m. from blank main campus there's plenty of free street parking near there so you can leave your car all day while we're at the game dude 7:00 a.m. why so early I hate getting up that early also I don't drive is it possible to pick me up later on your way to the game I doubt it but where do you live Blanc Street on the west side near the airport I'm sorry but that's the exact opposite direction we'll be going I talked to blank and she told me she told you the time when she offered to give you the second spot she paid for for free plus I know the game isn't until 1:00 but we'd like to get there by 8:30 or 9:00 to tailgate and enjoy the day I hope you can make it come on don't be a douche just pick me up I have a condition that makes it hard to get up that early it's hard on me is that condition called unemployment listen Blanc has been kind enough to give you her extra spot on the bus an extra game ticket too from what I understand but it's still my limo bus for the day I'm afraid you're going to have to be there at 7:00 or be left behind you know what dude duck off people have a hard time with different things in this life I was really looking forward to the game and taking a break from my stress now you're making it worse what the duck blank just called me and told me that you weren't comfortable with me going so now I can't thanks for ruining my weekend butthole you're right and here's what I know I talked to blank you are no longer invited I found someone else to pay her for her seat on the limo bus and ticket enjoy the 90 minute hitchhike ride you waste of space hope you get to sleep in like this video if you cracked a smile at is that condition called unemployment because that was pretty savage with you one star I'm giving one star because of the cheap management and customer service I heard the food was very good so I went to try me and my boyfriend got the calamari spaghetti alle vongole and no Chi all were very delicious I was actually so impressed that when the manager came to ask us how everything tasted I told her it was some of the best Italian food I've had and I told her I'm going to post about it on Instagram where I have over eleven thousand followers and a lot of them are in the area she seemed very happy about it I was wrong I thought that she would be grateful for the free advertising but when the check came there was literally no discount at all I thought at least one of the entrees would be taken off but they didn't even take off the calamari or even the drinks I won't go back here because of this which is a shame because the food was very good the manager needs to understand how to treat customers delicious food and they snubbed tiny Instagram influencers honestly this review just makes me want to go to the place even more if I were the owner I think I'd frame this review and hang it from the wall your mom told me you have an extra iPhone 7 and I was just wondering if I could have it for my daughter oh yeah I do have one but I'm keeping it low didn't you just get a new one though why do you need it I'd like to keep it as a backup Lola my daughter really needs it she's 10 no 10 year old needs an iPhone she needs it she's starting to do after school activities and hang out with her friends so she needs to be able to reach me maybe get her a cheap phone I will gladly buy her a flip phone like one of the pays you go ones and you can just put minutes on it but I'm not giving her my iPhone 7 my baby once an iPhone and I'd love to be able to give her one but I can't really afford it and you have an extra one I'm sorry blink I'm not giving an iPhone to a 10 year old that's actually so selfish of you you have no idea what it's like to be a single mom of three and not have any money and you have an extra iPhone just laying around that you aren't doing anything with and you can't even give it to someone who needs it I'll be speaking to your mother you do realize I'm 25 right my mom can't make me give you my iPhone and she's going to be on my side anyway but by all means go ahead and speak to her alone your mom is the one that told me about the phone she promised me it so now you have to give it to me well I just spoke to my mom and she never promised you it she casually mentioned it in a conversation with your mom lmao please don't message me next time he needs someone to watch her kids fine lang said she'll take the flip phone can you buy the first minutes too when she says she's gonna talk to her mom is that like the family equivalent up I'm going to speak to your manager hey do you think you could watch Betty tomorrow night in this story Betty is this guy's dog I know it's short notice but I've got a work thing sure what time you thinking I'm free from 6:00 p.m. I was thinking could you get here for like 2 p.m. maybe um no I don't get out of work til 5:00 could you not call in sick also do you think you could pick up some dog food on the way and some cereal no I can't call in sick and why would you need cereal for the dog no that's for me dude no come on I've got a work thing I can't miss what work thing Doug's leaving drinks I'm not calling in sick off work I can come at 6 p.m. and I'm not getting you cereal on the way here 32 whatever gasps I'll pay someone else you haven't even said you'll pay me I shouldn't have to but I'll pay someone who's a bit more grateful grateful for what grow up mature here we have a 32 year old man who's asking someone else to skip work to watch his dog and buy him cereal and tells people to grow up this guy is a literal manchild hey Opie what's new how's the new house I just wanted to know if you guys had any extra spots for the artists concert next week I'd love to join you guys hey girl yes I think we do actually are you on the East Coast now no I'm still a 17 hour drive away I moved a blank though it's right off blink so you won't have any trouble finding it's smiley face thank you so much I'm sorry we're only driving up to the concert location 11 hours away from the East Coast it's too out of our way sorry if you can find another way down you can definitely join us we have an extra spot in our air B&B and I'd love to see you ruffle well what are you driving your friend then I really wanted that tickets she's on the East Coast and ticket for what's the show I just asked you huh absolutely not sorry why did your boyfriend buy you a ticket then I heard he was loaded I don't understand why not in a 17 hour drive is only two hours away from the 11:00 hour drive please it's my birthday weekend I really wanted to go yeah no it's six hours away not including traffic we haven't talked in years and you're demanding a lot from us I don't care if it's your birthday I don't understand why you think you're entitled to a free ride and a free ticket from people you don't even know I wish you the best Ziya friend told me to ask you so I already took time off because I thought you'd be nice about it fu okay I found a ride do you think I could they'll get the ticket hi I told you it's my birthday well guess I'll just kill myself my brother will beat your butt when he finds out [ __ ] man I absolutely love the line and 17 hour drive is only two hours away from 11 hours drive like lady that's not how physics works photographer looking for people to do their job for free in Chicago I'm a photographer and since people are always looking for free shoots I assume that they must also do their job or provide their services for free I'm looking to hire all types of people to do all sorts of jobs for me as long as I don't have to pay anything just think you'll gain more experience and I'll put the word out for you and let everyone know what wonderful work you do this opportunity will bring you a ton of unpaid work but everyone will love you so if you have a job or service you provide and will do it for free please let me know because I am sure I've worked for you and why are you in a second feel free to email me with the service you can provide when you can start and please include references I look forward to your free service that was our slash choosing beggars and this is our slash puppy bloopers however could they were dog what do you need nothing that's right you can do nothing you better walk away teach you a lesson bark at me go get it go get it upper oh yeah oh yeah [Music]

Channel: rSlash

Views: 1,308,700

Rating: 4.9380946 out of 5

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Id: D_hRiqQYJMw

Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 03 2019