r/Choosingbeggars | job hunting be like

someone has sent a question about this item nintendo switch light yellow console wrecks hello my name is white and i see that your nintendo console is badly reviewed so i was wondering if you could possibly send me the console for free i will give good reviews thanks well this can be a heavy reply no [Music] gory gruesome greetings my great grandmas welcome back to mk guy game gak gekkak gakkgak and today we are diving once more into the most dumpster diving spectacular that is the trashiest of people looking for some free fancy non-trash choosing beggars is what i'm saying let's go nobody wants to work in this town meanwhile jobs posted be like midwest testing services mobile drug slash alcohol tester part-time but needs 24 7 availability will train should earn between 800 to 1200 a month you can't be available 24 7 but only be charged for part-time i never get owners who seem to think i will give you money to do things in your life but you better not have time to do anything else but work for me i so want to as i read posts about choosing beggars asking for amateur photographers and expecting free shoots for exposure and practice i can't help but think how much i want to go get some equipment and volunteer for these jobs just to do them badly like every picture would have heads cut off missing limbs very obvious light issues etc like the edits will be done horribly looking like they were all made for instagram or tiktok or having the edits just be the pictures all converted to cpr there are so many jobs i could do this with i could be an amateur editor an amateur dj caricature artist etc i could be anything that wouldn't cause harm by me performing at the event like an electrician handyman etc would i am sure the exposure choosing biggest give would not travel nearly as fast as i could rack up their jobs plus i doubt they vet the people doing the jobs too well when they think they're getting a great deal but i would just love to teach them a lesson i would absolutely watch someone religiously if they did this for a living so who's going to step up and feed the people that don't get anything from the government now that we can't work cause that's me with two kids and whose choice was that make cash each week to live and i need to pay rent on friday i need income and i need food for my children and i get nothing from wins so you all want this locked down who's stepping up to give me cash and feed us one vegan two omnis if everyone could just make a little extra for dinner and put it in a plastic container send me a text and i'll pick the food up okay i get that times are tough and you are struggling but the way you were selling this is so arrogant and entitled like i don't even want to lift a finger for you just to teach you a lesson in humility to all you essential workers out there and the people with jobs that will continue to be paid oh gosh how selfish of them mary you're responsible for looking after us the ones that don't get anything and the ones that you're shutting down destroying businesses and lives she says smiling in a selfie making bets now is her name karen or sharon hey i love your nuggets could i get some for free in return i'll shout you out to my 1 000 instagram followers it could be a great opportunity for your business uh this is mcdonald's the biggest restaurant chain on earth oh well i didn't want your nuggets anyway good luck without my audience next oh boy here we go i can see those dollar signs so that we may prepare your preferred dinner please circle your gift level and indicate a meal choice for each person in your party oh wow okay so in order to actually get a decent dinner you have to spend hundreds of dollars after 250 roast chicken or swordfish oh yes peasant food silver gift up to 500. well you get the sliced steak or the poached salmon up to a thousand dollars while you get the filet mignon or lobster tails but get us up to that 2500 baby and you got all that plus a two pound lobster and a souvenir champagne goblet oh i love this little endnote how do i say rsvp by a certain date in a really unnecessarily fancy way the favor of your reply is requested by the 13th of september oh hello you cascading tower of text selling a 2006 chrysler 300. is this still available yes it's available would you go down to 3 000 no no chance i got 3 300. if you do 3 300 i could do it that's way too low buddy it's rusty with a bunch of kilometers i couldn't see over 3 500 bro well i've gotten offers for 4200 and 4500 already oh yeah i got a new seven at 3500 with less kilometers if you go 3500 i'd probably do it like the sunroof oh the 3500 isn't even a guarantee that's nice oh that's great but i'm not doing that oh and a day later they haven't given up is this still available for the asking price yes oh you'll never sell for 5k i don't intend to there's tens on the market for cheaper than 4k you local musician bun oh well since you said that i'm are you persuaded me of course i'll sell it to you now you're a scammer thinking you're gonna get someone over to pay for your hunk of schmieck a shame on you shame on you and your cow don't speak of my wife that way real men grill vegetables not dead animals real men don't define their gender based on what they cook ah i am not nice and i own it oh my gosh a photo of a guy with a knife and two women looking very scared what could it possibly mean it's you ah oh no such a scathing dick it's my own soul i see now he's been right about me this entire time i'd slap you around never mind shut the frick up little bum okay does this guy have like schizophrenia why is he talking to himself so much in case you missed it the first time just there again but you know what they say two rights make her wrong so therefore he's technically saying that he does in fact actually cook animals oh then that means he's not a real man free lg microwave is this still available address please uh yes i am in elmer okay i can't go there just for a microwave unless you pay me 25 for gas geez how far are you driving just to get a microwave man i don't even know how to respond to you unreal sister tries to guilt-trip me into giving her a painting for free my sister put in a commission for a glow-in-the-dark baby shark painting for her daughter my niece back in may of this year i gave her a discount since she is family and i told her that it was going to be around 50 she said that was fine but to give her time to collect the money so two versions of a family discount so far fast forward to yesterday she messages me asking if the painting is done yet and i told her that i haven't started it yet because she never confirmed with me that she has the money to pay for it my sister got upset and she tells me that she assumed that i was going to give it to her for free as a birthday present for my niece my niece's birthday isn't until late september and she asked for this painting in may she tries to guilt-trip me by saying oh since you can't come to her birthday party you might as well just give it to me i'm pretty sure if you can't go to someone's birthday party you just don't bring a present so technically he shouldn't make it for you at all if that's the case full-time sitter for work i am a single mom and i work full-time monday to friday eight am to pum i have a one-year-old son that i need to care for i currently have a sitter whom i pay 100 a week to care for my soon it is affordable but i am not satisfied with my son coming back home hungry dirty and with terrible diaper rash every day i can afford a maximum of 125 a week i live in the north houston spring area zip code this one so someone trustworthy on this side of town or someone closer to my job near west so that's under 15 a day you've been paying the last person 15 a day from 8 am to 5 pm i mean you get what you pay for but jeez your child is oh that is a terrible living condition you are putting your son through so this is two people trying to organize a date sometime do you have your own spot car and job sorry for the interrogation i'm just not into dating losers i'm sure you can understand or you could have easily saved yourself by just saying you want to know that this person is financially stable nothing wrong with wanting that calling them losers yeah you are a loser yourself oh i definitely understand and absolutely i bought a house a while back my dad helped me out a lot but yeah i have a house i have a full-time job and two cars one for strictly work one for pleasure oh that's gonna turn her on sounds like he got it going for you yeah thanks love so how about you oh how about me what car crib job uh why would i need one that's why i'm looking for a man to take care of me and my kids men are providers didn't your mom ever teach you i live with my mom i get child support and no car yet what's your problem i never understand people who don't find dumpster diving entertaining after all it's where you find these people i am hearing well hello hearing okay so i've got a dead instagram account and i'm thinking of reviewing it however i don't really have time to manage my instagram account i'm looking for someone who can manage the instagram account you must fit the following requirements compose small little clips of my videos and game update news every two to three days every day two has previous instagram or other social platform account managing experience provide proof three uh yeah there's there's the unnecessarily masculine energy i hope it is funny because phallus won't post random non-related stuff willing to do this for fun and for the bulls not for any money this will not be a paid job because i have no money using zeros instead of os doesn't make it cool or totally fine i mean you can't exactly say you're hiring someone but not paying them that's called interning which is pretty much still you know slavery one star on friday november 1 at about 11am i stopped by this starbucks and had worst customer service that i have experienced in my life i bought a breakfast sandwich at another starbucks i didn't have a chance to eat it for about an hour i stopped at this starbucks and asked them if they could reheat it for me the girls at the counter i don't have a name said no they can't do that i asked why and she said it is a he alph value lettian some weird spanish word i asked her to make me another sandwich and she said no we can't do that and that i can buy another sandwich if i want any decent person would have either reheated that sandwich or would have offered to make me a new one my inability to schedule myself to be able to eat a sandwich at the proper timing of being heated is clearly your problem these are the types of people that will destroy a business oh yeah i've heard starbucks is like closing down at least 15 stores after this was posted samsung galaxy tab hey this thing go on for a 125 friday or saturday uh come anytime during based on your schedule thursday friday after five weekend anytime well come what you think i'm coming there what then i said i will meet you meaning halfway if you don't want to for that then no big deal okay then you should have said earlier please look elsewhere to purchase thanks and have a good day lol it's your turn where's your effort to sell seriously i cannot stand lazy-ass people like you always want to sit on your air and expect people to come and give you money for your stuff some nerve ridiculous i'm sorry expecting people to come give you money for your stuff that is literally what this is for you can have it for free oh no i forgot the tea oh no i'm coming now oh no alright so lately we have had too many people harassing us for discounts repeatedly after being told no we have discounts on bulk numbers no you cannot have a discount outside of that what we have listed is the price we are willing to sell it for we have a 50 off table and select sales on plants when we choose to we offer 10 off of 10 and 20 off of 20 plants of the same size and variety alternatively we offer a savings card which is 25 to save 10 for a year we cannot compete with home depot on pricing of alan block because they undersell it themselves and make nothing on it we can't do that it is absolutely unacceptable to harass and pressure our staff for deals after being told no this is exactly the kind of abuse of behavior that is driving young people out of the service industry please be kind to those who serve you we do our best to provide good service to everyone and we appreciate our friendly loyal customers today wendy's had their free breakfast item their own rules say one per customer my husband took our children there for breakfast they refused to give him more than two free sandwiches even though there were seven of them and all were all present they had been looking forward to a wendy's breakfast sandwich for days super discouraging that they are discriminating towards large families don't advertise free things if you refuse to give them out quick maths you are one customer paying so you get one per paying customer father is only one paying only father get free breakfast sandwich free shelves are currently still available first come first serve where are you located in oregon near mommy bay state park shut up i said it correctly is that all you got was just them shelves kind of far for a couple shelves if you know what i mean but if you got a couple more things that would be cool i'll look a messenger suggesting me to double tap that i don't think i will trial shift confirmation something i never had the chance to talk to you over the phone is about payment oh no if we both decide it's a good fit and employment continues the hours worked for your trial shifts will go on your first paycheck but if for some reason it doesn't work out you will receive that amount in store credit on your account i've also cc the general manager oh look at that i'm suddenly not able to work because i don't want to be extorted seriously so easy for them just to be like oh i guess it's just not working out we can't actually afford you hahaha sorry i would like to buy your xl pet carrier for ten dollars even though it's 50. no thanks 40 is lowest okay i will offer you 12 not one penny more sir what is with this like old british speaking you are hilarious that thing sells for over 200 in the store i would rather throw it in the trash before i would sell it that sheep okay where are you located so i can go and get it from the trash thank you oh okay i'm gonna give it to the choosing baker for this one that's a great reply free to the let me know if anyone has a free tv 55 inch plus that i can take for personal use preferably with 4k with dolby vision preferably in south bay so i can arrange for pickup this is just freaking gold medal standard for being a very petty beggar please i can't afford it but i do need the best quality of this thing available i simply can't survive without it i'll see i'll get bored and that means i'll die apparently any real employers looking for a worker not trying to win popularity contests i do not work to make friends so any competitive male dominant fields is right up my alley i will not pee in a cup or give you a police clearance oh and there's the shadiness of it why is that sir bet you're not even an actual human are you but you're incapable of peeing but it's not even part of your biology you creepy alien from mars for the love of god don't tell me to send a resume if you're not actually going to hire i'm sick of employers wasting my time bush 22-inch television hi whereabouts in red are you hi i'm in red okay not far would you take 10 if i send my wife to collect in a mini skirt would you be willing to make the offer different if i objectify my own partner for your own pleasure like dude leave the cockholding to a safer and consensual environment you've been drinking huh no it's 20 no not at all she's done it a few times for me before what a woman she sounds like a keeper always good to get a discount i had some good ones okay yeah the wife definitely organized this so she can get some fun on the side wanted or wait is that a wanted bad ish woman fishing partner for video production should love to fish be willing to invest in some video gear and be regionally photogenic and i'm sure you are equally photogenic sir call or check joe let's go fishing smiley face oh while we we have made it to the end of this video thank you for watching it is now time to pay your taxes otherwise i will take your other cat's foot so ensure the continued temporary safety of your cat by liking this video subscribe too if you haven't already and come say hello to me by the link in the description below but with that said my name has been jack you have been lovely to ramble out today and i look forward to slightly traumatizing or weeding you out soon bye

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Length: 16min 53sec (1013 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 12 2021