r/Madlads | MAD LAD WITH THE BLADE

do not use blades to open lauki a blood crack-a-lackin' I'm Jacqueline and welcome to MK if you're watching this I Shing you definitely don't need to be studying or doing anything else productive with your time so let's just get onto the mat lats british india tried to get rid of cobras by offering a reward for captured snakes locals started breeding cobras and giving them to the government to collect the reward the british found out and stopped the program the breeders then released their snakes causing the population to increase they just can't win can they hi Ajay we are police officers from black vans police station as you can see we have your mobile phone that you left at the scene of a crime instead of us coming to find you we suggest that your hands are self in immediately if any of AJ's Facebook friends would like to notify him please do so thanks policing made easy Lauren 21 arms dealer hands-down the best catch on tinder face 10 out of 10 body 9 out of 10 personality 20 out of 10 arms 1 out of 2 where no that's more like a one point two out of two just st. now some Europeans are fine just don't like people telling me the tea's good tea is good yeah what are you doing man tea is amazing why are you backing on tea freakin love my lemon and ginger tea this is getting out of control this man just stopped to steal a box of dog poo that we put out there I hope he enjoys it maybe he needs to make some emergency compost for his guard and you don't know Tennessee man arrested for smoking weed and courtroom Wow a Floridian of him skittles commercials are getting out of hand nowadays but seriously if this guy was more of a kid-friendly rap I'm sure he'd totally cut a cake with skittles fun fact the UN permits a private ownership of nuclear weapons as long as they are below a certain explosive yield to find fact if I go above the certain explosive yield for my nuclear weapons there is nothing the UN can do to stop me what are they gonna do verbally condemn me it's funny cuz eight out of ten times it's really all they can do breaking the law yeah that's how you do it my friend is a cup or thinks he's a car ruff he walked into mcdhh rive like a boss and bought a freakin McFlurry how the hell did he do that I've always been refused if I try it but fun fact a horse is considered a legitimate vehicle so if you have a horse just shave from the mustache hahaha you trusted me and I lied to you hahaha you idiot thumbs out putting this panel of buckaroo go telling a villain to get a job in my wallet so every time I'm broke and my wallet is empty I'll have a buck ago telling me to get a job didn't case someone steals my wallet they'll also have a buck ego telling them to get it hey if this method of self motivation works for you I'm all-in when the cops tell you to put out your fire so you go next door and make a big one what the issue wouldn't be where you're making it is that you are making it you're still kind of get in trouble bake some iphone cookies the trick cops into pulling me over then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are illegal where I live you can technically be fine for just eating while driving so this wouldn't work for me these two women have covered 19 linked to one cup not properly wash at a newly reopened restaurant don't believe me Google two girls one cup for the article uh-uh nope nobody nope nope nope nobody no the ultimate dad jerk lesbian couple vanish after father trick to them into fly to Middle East hold up that Wow okay I have a few concerns edited I'm gay same broke same broke yarrow same yesterday I bought 300 watermelons will that help me to become a good mathematician no just a good consumer in a capitalist stream quarantined a 32 there are 184 triangles in this song sure you count them yes I really did happy birthday my son my world my everything god bless you at the right one thanks dad for clarification so easy to get the mixed up you know as the u.s. death toll from covert nears 100,000 this is how people spend Saturday at Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri post from the official Walking Dead these people would 100% hide a walker bite it's so true don't trust them what's the most high risk low reward thing you've ever done my friends and I used to target and steal those signs that said if you were caught stealing you will be prosecuted many illegal things were done and many hundreds of thousands of dollars of stuff was ignored to steal increasingly difficult to obtain paper saves its commitment to the craft mmm more girl to him that looks really good too Peter plugged me my mission is complete if someone weighs 95 pounds and they eat 5 pounds of cheese it's does that make them 5% cheese it doesn't make them 2.5% cheese and 2.5% it's no it makes you fat I was working in a movie theater in France a customer started an argument with my manager who was a highly functional alcoholic and did not give a Frick about pleasing parents she stupidly went the customer is king to which he replied we're in France we decapitate kings oh what a comeback who should fortnight collab with next funeral dances because your games gonna die meanwhile in a slash Python I was tired of opening hundreds of tabs for internship apps so I made an app to scrape and apply to every single job listing on Glassdoor with one click using selenium oh man I really need to get into coding I feel there's a whole world of like convenience I'm missing out on if I could become invisible I would go to Paris find a performing street mime and beat him to death the round of applause he'd get would be nice I support the lgbtq+ community got this name so no one can abuse it now good on him doing a bit where he can well this guy's still going with these videos I say my prayers before bed bangbros build a home for the less fortunate I sincerely hope this guy can do this stuff forever because it is genius boy dressed as girl participate in a lenovo all-female csgo tournament ah the torment required his players to play during a video call well that seemed a lot of stuff clung my dad apparently sneaks his remote into a local bar so he can change the channel when he doesn't like what's on I'm equally embarrassed and impressed I remember the days when remotes tried all these fancy different designs to look unique and interesting honestly this one looks like a quickie lightsaber i scattered hundreds of diamond or map arts in my server like a madman you monster are you'd be breaking so many hearts when your ex gives you onions make onion aid woman sends 1000 kilos of onions to ex-boyfriend to make him cry for days I got IP banned from you now after like two days how do I circumvent this the pennies don't work for some reason how in the bunk do you manage that same I try to convince a couple of kids to make napalm in their kitchen people who answer their own questions in ask reddit why personally I think it's because we suck Kut you set this up yourself a squeegee spirits if you type out the entire Bible I will delete my account cheat on my girlfriend any rotten food for a week straight oh he just says the entire Bible DM me a crush and I'll at them oh and they did they actually pulled thrown it I imagine this would have taken ages to deal with Jack Johnson the first ever African American heavyweight boxing champion was pulled over for a $50 speeding ticket but he gave the officer a $100 bill telling him to keep the change as he would be making the return journey at the same speed oh god I'm more envying the fact that fines back then were only fifty dollars what has been the biggest crazy thing you've done in your school I hacked the school projected to play hentai on it for a 2-hour with full volume I'll slash mad lads this has boomer energy and truth but as a teenager I have to say they're not wrong they're the poster for the movie legend 2015 marked one of its negative reviews by hiding the true star review between the Kray twins heads oh wait no this is legit Ruby T tails - this isn't a joke Wow list of things named after Leonardo low in mathematics and physics many topics are named in honor of Swiss mathematician here Leonardo da skip ahead skip ahead Euler's work touched upon so many fields that he is often the earliest written reference on a given matter in an effort to avoid naming everything after Euler some discoveries and theorems are attributed to the first person to approve them after Euler when someone just too good in the classrooms he just had to give it a second place I edited my comments so the replies are insane yeah major thing didn't I making the meme extra long so the Instagram normies can't post it because of the crop limit and modern problems require modern solutions and yet it did stop boxer ugly from trying anyway tick tock your review 1 star I am an officer in Merchant Navy right now somewhere in middle of Atlantic Ocean using satellite internet worth $10 or 50 megabytes just so that I can come here and rate you 1 star mission accomplished over an ounce ha ha ha I caught bangers to rights policeman is picked out of the force for life after stealing 7 fryer breakfast from the force canteen in his first week on the job the pcj meal Armand stole 7 fry ups from the canteen in his first week on the job though you really get a fire and permanently for that Jesus I'm more impressed with the commitment to up necks singing a world of all-star every day until I sing the whole song day 381 please stop the emojis once again many people find it annoying it is very annoying to be honest please and thank you did someone say Barbra Streisand effect anyone know the pros and cons of industrialization in Europe grows acceleration in technological development fall of the ancient regime development of sanitation and medicine end of slavery Kahn's concentration of capital widespread pollution environmental came out it was just a joke let's just try to make it joke menthol tips aren't even banned bro are you ok where everywhere menthol cigarettes are but as long as they're in separate packaging from the tobacco you can buy mental filters no where did I asked hello teams just a 13 year old kid spreading positivity first ten people who press the up-arrow in comments get red gold oh damn he actually did thank you 13 year old Santa I got two of my ex's names tattooed on me I tell hos these my niece's names they be like oh you would uncle it's a weird strategy but hey if it works I ain't gonna contest it user named Beavis Sinatra has been terrorizing me since 2004 by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table Beavis Sinatra no what are you doing to monster historic fact it was a habit to reward the pilots with a silver medal for each enemy killed Manfred von Richthofen took down 80 enemies but only received 60 medals because German silver supplies were declining and he wouldn't accept bronze medals - am a guy sounds ruthless the governor of Mississippi is reading the names of graduates and some ones have been - the name Harry as a pretty lady in a restaurant just asked me are you single I happily replied yes she took away the extra chair in front of me that hurts me taking pictures of the North Korean military if I was caught how would be in prison camp now I take you by the post that you survived well done can we see the pictures and now he's an enemy of the country Bill Gates once released a jar full of mosquitoes into the audience during a TED talk on malaria stating there's no reason only poor people should have the experience having a meme idea not having a template realizing it doesn't matter because people will just fill in the blanks and understand the meme anyway yeah I think we can all agree memes have gotten pretty basic now it's to the point memes are literally making jokes about how terrible our memes are since the ACS 12 is the worst gun in the game I've decided to do an ACS 12 challenge video on new house video soon reply from the game itself correction the worst gun in the game is any gun that Snedeker uses you just got like owned by his own came a letter to the professor I have done the math and know of a surety that I can get a zero on this paper and still pass the class thank you for all you've taught us throughout the semester it's been a pleasure man I wish I looked into this kind of stuff when he came to my school markings gonna save so much stress we reacted to the color blue insane what is happening to internet content these days I watched this when man done no little five-year-old errands being a bit epic there isn't he stick it behind his momma to watch blue Ricky now y'all remember when that guy won who wants to be a millionaire by using a lifeline to call his dad and tell him he was about to be a millionaire boss move of the century wait is this guy literally tweeting himself it looks like the same person in the picture trouble mad lad Josefa Krakowski who allowed you to use my name Amherst PD is looking for any information on the vandalism of the Aldi's on transit Road please contact Amherst police with any information I don't know those analogies there are worse littles called al deez nutz divorce selfie well I do say friends that does us for today thank you all so much for watching as always give the video like subscribe if you're new there's always constant channel content every single day for now I say fare thee well my name was Jack it was lovely talking to you and I'll see you next time [Music]

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Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 13 2020