r/Bonehurtingjuice | OWW OW OOF MY BONES

the whole ball before back at our or drowning show man one hello ladies and gentlemen welcome back to m'kay today we're gonna be doing our slash bone hurting juice and now I'll be honest I'll be upfront with you guys I've never seen this separated before in my life I've never gone on it so this video is just gonna be me discovering what the subreddit is this video let's go know the work rules I'm gonna bang the guy with the glasses oh you're sweet but inappropriate please call human resources okay okay I see what this is I see what this is this is just means change to be something different something wacky okay I see what we're in for okay uh strap yourselves in oh boy I sure do love my box fair enough it's a very nice box I wish I wish I had a box like that you're a lucky little blob Wow this side sure is flimsy looks like in my breath whoa there homie you almost fell thank you tall skinny mammal I shall now make my box more thicker so that I may never fall out again this video is gonna be the worst these hurt what's that smell I crapped myself oh I hate it it's it's it's not funny but it makes me laugh I don't know come on you guys explain that to me Ethan did you draw squiggly lines in my hair while I was sleeping yep and I put one on your forehead too damn and Ethan thank you you /great graske be Gretzky thank you that was very funny also thank you for watermarking your edit of a shen comic by the way shadow chen he makes comics cool nothing gets through this armor not even oxygen I know you're right I need to breathe and also my face is turning blue due to oxygen deprivation and it turns out it was a cat all along who would have thought that's very elongated cat I want to be cared for and for people to worry about me in times of need I worry about you sometimes Candace okay this one I don't get because I don't know what actually came before it so yeah I guess a a wholesome caring mother sweet Wow why is it so blue out got em I hate this one already I don't know let's ask I'll ask mark mark why is it so blue outside it's blue stained glass ah he said this blue stained glass thank you Mark no problem hmm and they're just looking at each other I see a bond I see stuff I see sparks flying here with this eye contact I've no other input other than that hello there I'm an expert on reproduction ask me anything this guy's a freaking genius again I don't know what it was originally let me guess it was um I have no idea I can't even guess can someone tell me what it is thank you what you feel like a broken anxious mess a hundred percent who you are no though no the orange bird Pacman's mouth yellow bit pac-man you know I'm saying I'm guessing they were both a broken and anxious mess like down here originally or it was like a wholesome me where it's like no have some chalky milk bro you're epic you're the yellow here that's the epic part four oh you're 90% epic here is your wake-up call just like you asked sir that's not what they talked like but oh well that's that that's what we're going with thank you very much I don't know where I'd be without you waking me up that's a very grateful little boy he'll go far also I'm guessing he knows a lot about dinosaurs based on this hi thanks for coming there is food in the kitchen thanks for inviting us to the party Wow dude this party looks sick okay this is the best version of this meat I bet I've ever seen this is way better than like the FBI version that's always in um always in everyone's replies hello did anyone here lose a crown I'm swearing it because my hands are taken by well I don't have fingers okay I have to wear on my head to hold it oh yeah that might be my crown oh my here you go sorry sorry it's yours man take it and he could hold it all along huh what do you know you think you know some people hmm I drew cold colors on my brains how about you Charles me too but I dropped some yellow and red on it whoa why okay my biggest question is what why they not looking at each other like in this conversation is it something they're trying to keep on the down-low like they're sitting on tables next to each other it passes the briefcase underneath the table just real real now my spy operation here and the conversation we're seeing yes just a cover-up it's just a it's just small talk to cover up you know I'm looking too far into this one move on you hope there's a lever on the chair really wait hold on there's a lever on this chair thanks for showing me that what wait you goes holy because so far back that's sick brother is that gaming chair you've been a rock dad watch me breath and and then and they need ABS the madman he dabbed he actually did it he dint very quickly to look at that speed line if you read this your bones will hurt how my bones hurt a lot how all my bones and this guy's like sorry bro he's giving them pen in the back [ __ ] it'll get better bro okay just just has some paracetamol bruh ah this rabid dog is attacking me or porn okay to see your now okay Oh Punk I'll crap I miss sorry I could not help this is the lease these are the least funny images but that's why they're so good come look at this beautiful mimetic watermark guys look at it isn't it sweet down there just just you know a subtle reminder of an app for people who don't have Photoshop and this guy's not too happy with it hold on can we just can we just talk for a second about this guy right this is the guy I feel worse for in the b-movie like he got he got his girl taken by a bee he didn't do anything wrong he was like a perfectly fine boyfriend he just had it with that there was a bee all of a sudden in the house like just crashing there ran free he did nothing wrong okay can can we have a hashtag get a trending boys hashtag ken did nothing wrong legit my left leg comes off why I run really me too Wow show me Wow both their legs have just gone to the end of the netherealm that's pretty sweet bro that's sick which I could do that we did it we arrived at a super saw but what super store let me ask that go over there okay hey I won't take this all in Walmart we're in Walmart okay it's a nice mustache oh good job bro hey guys don't you love it when capitalism be like hey look I can detach my head and look his head it's not that on the head spot it's down at the feet spot bro and socialism be like wow how do you do that it's freakin sweet bro oh boy I love playing with Dinosaurs no I playing with Dinosaurs before lunch okay Oh sharks I've already eaten it in breakfast its soul on fire I hate it oh you accidentally dropped your dumbbell on my head could you please watch out for shorter people met burn I'm so sorry but uh I'll be careful next time right okay bro all right damn what a wholesome Chad what a wholesome Chad looking out for the little guy I can shoot lighters out of my head you want to say just charging them up mmm hold on it takes a sec oh it's glowing okay it's about to explode give up you ha ha don't worry they don't hurt what's a good thing that I'd heard I see one coming at me right there that one's going for my leg downs gun for my well left leg I mean look at where that man warned me beforehand hey big dude in front you yes I'm gonna need shoulder okay you just look for some maybe some of the aid ah thanks man I love how he set up the whole the whole sign like this whole presentation is just because he's he saw it earlier and he's just like awesome I need to tell that guy um so so we need to tell him in front of everyone when that day comes everybody will love me because I'll be freaking red hello mouth is that one punch man sytem or is that you is it is that why you got so strong busy wanted everyone to love you fair enough good enough go that's better mm-hmm it is true birds do you be like oh you know I'm saying okay you can gradually hear me better get better at going Oh the trick is to inhale as you do it rather than exhale it turns out okay I've two fellas just sitting here ah she's gone ooh and the hottest Wow I wonder what he's drawing is he drawing looks around that's what I'm doing um me yes he is he's using his reference for his portfolio that that's so sweet that's so lit he's here for a while figured he may as well sketch you down man like yo this guy falling to his death plummeting at terminal velocity at this point and what's he saying what are his final words I am riding on a slab of land beside a large cliff at unimaginable speeds while holding a Sony Alpha s600 mirrorless digital camera 24 point three megapixel SLR camera with a 3.0 Lin Lynch I'm so bad at reading this is my job now twenty four point three megapixel SLR camera with a 3.0 inch LCD black with a 16 250-milliliter Milliman with a 16 250 millimeter power zoom lens that kind of looks like a telephoto lens to me it looks a bit too long to be a six anyway even if he doesn't know his camera equipment it doesn't mean we don't need an F in the chat for this guy okay so where's the care uh he's practicing for the knife throwing competition and it's a knife will he get it on no quite a bull's-eye have but pretty good yes right on target oh that's nice I'm I'm so proud of this cab he's come so far I just wish you would warn people before throwing knives in their general direction that would be nice other than that you've done a great job cat hey want to see me break the fourth wall okay what's that oh he's really gonna focus for this one and oh guys can can poohbear see me is he looking at is he looking at you can you feel his gaze deep into your soul bro that's a nice canvas what are you gonna paint on it nothing and he he stuck with his work he painted absolutely nothing good on him man that's that's pretty deep ouch Oh ah this magic arrow turned me into a cat someone help the yellow guy walks in I am a professor in that din spell professor right swing in magic arrows please calm down sir and open your helmet so I can help you thank you a lot kind man I wish there were more good men in this world like you and we can see that he is a cat um I just have one question though and and I don't know if you guys thought of this too it's it's quite concerning he was an armor when the arrow hit him right so um how did he know he was a cat he hadn't seen himself it's either a he turned into a cat before this and and this is in his first time being a cat or be he was a cat the whole time and just neo was doing a bit with us either way enough I trust this guy I'll be honest I don't I don't like him or Gilda man and you how'd you get here man I have the power to extend benches see look and oh wow wow that sure is an elongated bench [ __ ] I see why they locked him up no one man should have all that power okay but really shouldn't he just be able to extend that bench to destroy the wall and just break out of prison or is he just like a humble King yeah he he did he doesn't want to break out of prison he he turned himself in I reckon that's it a talking sword and the sword says absolutely nothing I like how poorly photoshopped it is never mind and then the fourth panelist is nothing it's just the comic is over okay go home ladies and gentlemen hi these contacts are making my eyes water men I better go back to wearing glasses for a little bit that is the last post a home ok sweet I hope you've enjoyed I think I enjoy though it was tiring and I I'm just gonna go sleep now ok if you did enjoy be sure to like it be sure to subscribe and now my name is Michael also known as Lazo and if you had a good time be sure be sure to tell me about it you know if if it could use more bone hurting juice or less yeah be sure to keep me updated I and without further ado see you in the next one you

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Id: LDsmjsTSx2k

Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 27 2020