r/Makemesuffer | Funny Beans Compilation 2019

you know my favorite meal is a little bit of uh hand sanitizer and beans on whole wheat bread really gets rid of all those bad bacterias in your mouth and down your body bit of a bitter taste but you get over that pretty soon what's up guys and welcome back to mk my name is damian and today we're looking through our slash make me suffer when you are enjoying farting in the bathtub in order to generate smelly bubbles but then you push too much and your bath is ruined and you just sit there in your tub of filth your vat of grime [Laughter] are you proud of what you've created ah drink from the communal bowl we've got shells a hall pass some sort of bag piss [Laughter] go on and have a taste listen we're starting into the christmas season and your boy is getting jolly with some clam-danes it's my my favorite treat in igbo sanju is translated a death camp in english just thought she'd like to know that roses are red death is our fate you used so much oil the u.s want to invade the freaking plate thanks gordon doe some people pay money to have a slimy girl over them not me though i got it for free and i didn't want any of it male ladybugs could spend up to four hours manning with a dead female before realizing something is not right you know what that's it's kind of endearing no no no better leave them alone they don't know no better hey i'm sorry i get nervous talking to beautiful girls thanks bro thanks man appreciate that thanks for sharing this post with us today when i was a kid my social network was called going outside and bullying the disabled kids but now that's considered politically incorrect that's why i can't do it no more [Laughter] jadorn uploads well i made the meatball man 10 years ago you want to watch that a little bit yeah actually i think i do want to watch that okay no this is cool see you guys are like oh no i'm suffering no this is really neat this took time this took planning this took multiple baby dolls and look what they made this is cool you can either grab a spork or you can grab a food which one would you like actually i think foods would be logistically really convenient yeah because they got that dip mistakes in the miracles chad is pregnant with the beta virgins baby my children the flavor forest awaits follow dear fiery into the forest the flavor forest what oneness awaits you in the flavor forest there's trees made of marinara and rivers made of cheese i don't know i'm trying to think what the flavor forest with what that means oh boy i sure love being a high quality expensive figurine wait why am i in a jar how you put that doge back you know what's really what destroys me about this is there's now the those youtubes and uh i know with youtubes there's gonna be at least one person who's already thought about if not already having done something like this and it saddens me hey spell me m yeah you forgot the d there's no d in me oh yeah sorry amy i didn't pass my middle school dude at my extreme ketamine addiction [Laughter] by the way you got any ketamine 11 out of 10. would breastfeed well it's baby yoda what else you can do with them if you don't like christmas the elf on the shelf will appear in your nut sock you know what let him stay there he can marinate that's a disgusting phrase i just used and i'm sorry the elf in the shelf will not marinate in the nut sock i apologize for telling you all this in order to leave the dungeon cookie monster makes his hardest decision ever pull the red lever all his friends die pull the green lever his entire family dies pull the blue lever only he dies struggling to make a single choice he slides his entire arm above so you could pull all three hey wait a minute babe send me a pic i'm in the mood i what the hell is wrong with you i was saying like you know like in like like a like a fun time mood not a kangaroo mood but he do be vibing though so i appreciate this photo eat sleep floss repeat burn this shirt i never want to see it again how much you selling it for 14 too much money for a shirt that's gonna make you the laughing stock of school facts about blood a newborn baby has about one cup of blood in his body hey don't you dare drink that blood that's not healthy that's not how you get your iron female ejaculate coochie juice coochie yogurt no no no not listen you call it v sauce all right you understand that v sauce gamers don't die they respond how am i supposed to take his order when he's too cute i don't know i'm supposed to do this i'm not on the payroll for taking cute dudes orders i'll get paid enough for this stuff he's too attractive kirby is freaking mad people online call his wife a thought is that supposed to be monica that's just straight up monica i'm more concerned kirby that you married a high school teenager it's v for video game hell that's funny nintendo switch posting that's funny [Laughter] switch posting when you're browsing the dark web and find an assassination live stream on yourself and you're like interesting talk about stream sniping this is the la police department we are following up on a series of reports of that your huge bogey woogie has been disturbing the peace in the neighborhood so we will be taking you and your bogey won't you or woe into our custody and it is part of the procedure for us to nuzzle come on in [Laughter] and it is part of the positive force the nuzzle and wuzzle yo neki wacky [Music] this is so cute i hated all of that i hated all of that come take a seat hey come on on the easter bunny what am i gonna do i got chocolate eggs sleep with open the window wake up with a dog on the bed i don't have a dog don't have a dog free breakfast in bed whoa chief why is your ear closed up like that what happened i'm not suffering i'm genuinely curious on what's happened his ear looks like a pee in the pod what happened there i wish there was context to this this is just the image i don't know what to say there are only two genders think bigger there are many genders now i gotta think bigger than that gender is just a social construct nah nah now think even bigger gender was a scam invented by bathroom companies in 1960s to sell more bathrooms and now you truly are woke you really didn't have to show me this you didn't have to show me that mike was asking whatever the other chick's name is i forget her name would make the monster from doom but with tentacles no legs though is that true maybe he walks around in the eyes that's actually even worse how does it feel to be the meme well you know pretty good pretty good help i accidentally kidnapped or help i accidentally keep building shelves i like the context of the second one like not again third time this week that i built a shelf this is very interesting as an art piece i wonder how you stay still with all those in your mouth do you just not think about it do you not think about the fact that you have bees in your mouth that at any moment their stinger could accidentally penetrate you in your in your tongue and just destroy you from the inside out i really don't know how you just like ignore that i wouldn't be able to personally be like hey cool photo shoot uh there's bees in my mouth can we get these out much braver soul than i am my favorite sprays we got turkey gravy and chunky blue cheese that's gross i'm gonna tell my kids this was michael jackson i'm also gonna tell my kids that he snuck into my room to go hee-hee at 3am [Laughter] the cashmere outside costume for baby buy your kids this and i'll puke i like that the kirby's style is nightmare yes it that is absolutely correct it is a nightmare dust for prince i found prince no no no fingerprints i don't think so i love prince well apparently they didn't new and just in time for the summer klondike beans bars a chocolatey shell coating a bunch of nice baked beans smoky flavor even better texture yum yum yum klondike beans bars from kerger bing body of water full of leeches need i say more i don't like the fact that someone had to be in the water to take this photo leeches are one of those strange animals there's some animals you think why does this exist like why is this animal an animal in our in our timeline and our reality that we cannot we cannot answer that i'm not sure if there's even an answer for why leeches are a thing those are some animals that are weird man [Laughter] why did you do this to your leg hair see this just seems like a guy who was bored my man was bored on like a friday night and was like you know what time to spike up the whole leg hey let's see what we could do i admire that that's confidence to pull that off that's confidence the baby shield less mess more love it's the case your baby wants to projectile vomit like the exorcist now it's not going to get on you life hack are your headphones always falling out stick a thumbtack in it and pop those bad boys in what's that you're bleeding coward waiting for nana to wake up from the couch she's been sleeping on for three days to tell her i love her oh that's sad come on man that's actually sad because stop hmm i wonder why the uber driver is going through such a weird route new message received this is your uber driver i'm here to pick you up i know i'm not liable jeff's car am i when you try so hard but don't succeed when you just want to nut but only bleed that's not how the song goes but i appreciate the rhyming scheme hey yo my turkey get a little foreplay for get stuff no i'm talking about [Laughter] no you can call me a chicken turkey because i'm a [ __ ] gobbler no why you like this i wouldn't call you that actually nothing like a cream of gush rooms why would you call it a gush room nothing like a cream of gush room soup on a cold winter's day nothing like a terrible tweet from gushers on a nice thanksgiving day happy thanksgiving by the way it's thanksgiving when i record this my man wants that stick so bad he'll twist his neck all the way around for it and that is dedication and i appreciate that oh no that's that meant i'll get a load again i stress saves man's life by sucking urine up from his bladder for 37 minutes during flight stay back careful now he's a hero he saved his life i'm happy but he sucked out urine for 37 minutes oh my god that's sonic [Laughter] hey why don't you don't play with the neighbor's kid the neighbor's kid the more i look at it the more inhuman it looks so i just hit my mic i'm sorry but it was like a fight my fighter flight's taken over because this kid is like something's wrong so that's terribly wrong he shouldn't be able to do that what the hell man mexican school simulator i have lost my tacos can you help me find them yeah man i got you this is why this game has 3.5 stars after all i love death strains they're actually monster and death stranding hold on wait there's straight up monster energy and death stranding what a product placement apparently he chugs it to replenish his stamp [Laughter] that's sick product placement gg monster that's awesome my favorite the jewel toothbrush get that sweet nicotine hit while making your teeth nice and white hey who's watching oh you know who's watching it should be idiots trying to sife and feel end up sucking poop from sewage tank and that's what they get are those braces on the [Music] now all my fingers are the same length my daughter found snow in my socks that's not snow chief look she's trying to stop you this is what a single sour skittle does to your face when you have never had sour food before this is a warning and a threat the rock costume for baby now this is a costume you can get your kid if you make your kid look like dwayne the rock johnson i'll give you i'll give you a high five i'll give the kid a big old snickers bar and a protein shake wife i regret getting that blender for christmas me drinking toast why i like it personally and now to feature a post from night of hero second fan art for damian hope he likes it and it's me and i do like it this is cool whoa is is like dystopian this is cool we got the upvote and down vote staff i really like the background too it's like a dystopian like environment and he is the one man who can save him oh it's really cool we got your instagram here for those of you who are interested in following the artists who make figaro for mk and thank you so much for this piece it's really cool and i'll do it for r make me suffer if you like the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from mk and if you want to catch more of me you can find me at twitch.tv lee live and as always i'll be seeing you

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Length: 13min 58sec (838 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 26 2019