Project Zomboid but I wouldn't survive the apocalypse

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up to ten points on the negative side of things so that I can actually unlock that perk it's making heard of hearing that's giving me - I need eight more Jesus Christ make him a smoker before and we'll make him a sleepyhead ok perfect the cost of being strong is having a good night's sleep being a little hard of hearing and smoking a pack a day and just imagining papaya but instead of spinach he's smoking a pack of cigarettes really I have to worry about climate change in a zombie game and you serious here to escape the real world's problems look I don't want to learn about it let's just ignore it and let her children deal with it oh my god talk about a small house oh wait no it's not too bad I thought it was just this little room oh not bad he's a skirt and everything Equipe wait No hold on what you didn't wear it you just equipped it okay where wait why can you know where this that isn't a skirt that's just different pants okay we got a baseball bat oh that's not too bad what's my house look like wait no don't lock the door lock the door and still going outside this is great look I've got a nice little protection zone this is brilliant either Jim is hungry or there's a zombie around I just heard something our plastic bag nice oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there's someone at the door no die good thing I'm strong but boy could I use a smoke okay he's dead easy-peasy now I just have a zombie inside my house we could make a sitcom except there'd be no one laughing oh my god what's that oh my Jesus Christ I'm not sure if he bit me or not if I can L okay you know what we need to start setting up something here so that Dom bees can't just walk in on me let's throw up a sheet on the window there you go look happy out now I just need to get one more sheet I'm really staring to make this house a home those are blood splatter all over the place oh oh oh no I don't want to meet the neighbors yet I'm socially awkward oh no there's another one oh god there's a lot of them okay all right I'll see you later I gotta go home okay everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine and even got a package of smoke some kind of stressing out here doors locked perfect love it okay great now I'm in here and they've got a stereo playing that's really [ __ ] loud or else the game is realizing that I'm fact oh where would I keep my cigarettes back in hell they're all over the place why am I going upstairs I'm really entrapped runaway they're already in out of my way oh my god I'm gonna die Jesus Christ oh I hate meeting the neighbors I should have never moved I was happy in the suburbs no why am I so crunchy rotten Jim it's like he's just slow-mo walking with the boys all right well no he's dead with the boys you survived for two hours let's try that again I think my mistake was overconfidence you see I thought I'd be like a capable person but that was a huge mistake all right now we're gonna be Tim Pickens Jim is dead I love hope they give you an option for chest hair it's like yeah of course I want chest hair he's the exact same only has a red sweater instead of a blue one all right fact being strong I don't want to be strong anymore being strong was my one mistake because it made me overconfident we're in the pizza world are we today what what why are we watching the pizza channel huh we disassembled no let's let's just turn the [ __ ] thing off oh my god I don't know how to turn it off god he's hyper he's gonna run around in circles waste some of that energy oh god there's zombies already outside no lock myself outside great they're already here can you hear them why do I have a dead rat in my bathroom it's never a bad time to start rationing I have like no loot in here what am I supposed to do I have bleach which helps my tirst but makes me very unhappy that's all I have a plank okay at least it's something I can hit people with oh my god they're already in Jesus Christ okay what do i do what do i do what do i do alright I am trapped in the bedroom well I guess I'm jumping out the window stop saying hey you what are you doing here alright I hope this doesn't hurt oh that was actually not bad I did a good for once oh [ __ ] there's lots of zombies I gotta get out of here there's already a zombie in there I don't want to go in there I've cared can you drive in this game now let me in let me in your care okay this isn't gonna work I'll be back for you taxi can opener no I need a care opener or baseball bat perfect oh [ __ ] what the hell Jesus Christ he came up from the oh oh oh no this is a bad idea Oh No please just open the [ __ ] door that's not even a door open the window I'm panicked okay I'm making a little bit noise I caught myself on the window huh Jesus Christ everything is going horribly on away run away run away I need a bandage she's in severe pain how much did you cut on that window how did you manage that minor injuries first-aid required agony oh god what did he do oh no I could take that van but what okay I'm in the van now what the hell is going on let's go come on how do I Drive oh no I never passed my driver's test no no no don't get out again stop stop stop okay he got out I'll just float away goodbye okay small fence they'll never be able to get over this right oh sweet Jesus they're everywhere oh my god where do I go where is safe okay I got in this window but now I'm trapped in all these boxes this doesn't help me at all all right I literally just gotta let you in and now that you're in I closed the window on myself great you know I think Tim Pickens is [ __ ] doomed if I'm honest I don't mean to be a glass half empty kind of guy but it's not going so good so fair oh my God look at that horde get in the car wait he's not got a key yeah I don't care just Hotwire the thing is it going I I don't know if it's just them pushing it or if it's trying to move but maybe eventually they'll get bored I can just stay in here okay hello this poor guy alright let's try this one more time okay I think her new character's name is Helena Helena Hodge it's okay Helen you are the one you don't have the Kirsten Pickens name you're gonna live oh no I just made her drink bleach all right well may as well look good when I die oh my god she's severely depressed I mean her old top a bleach I meant to grab it you were supposed to be the chosen one Helen why would you do this to me find a way to forget reality it's I don't know it's poison her just made her miserable okay she's the least secure house but there's not many zombies this time look at her she's gonna really get up and go attitude LeFleur little run probably trying to run from her problems sorry Helen your problems are me and I'm not going anywhere oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no panic Helen panic oh god that's a dead end Rhonda panic Helen oh no I'm pretty sure she's gonna die regardless because of that bleach okay she's kind of losing her get-up-and-go attitude her running has slowed she is just walking there huh oh no as soon as she saw a horde of zombies that had get-up-and-go attitude came right on back I need to find a way to lose them and by that I mean run into loads more of them why not I don't know why I'm making this woman run for her life so much like she's drank a full bottle of bleach I'm just making her suffer more before the inevitable end I'm gonna take off her shoes to make it even worse on her okay I think we're in the clear I think I lost them all I just kept running straight and I lost them although I don't know where I am I think I might be in heaven I think I might be dead yeah I'm I'm willing to admit that I might be lost oh not to worry some of the locals have found me hooray all right Helen look I'm not gonna say I set you up perfectly but I'm gonna leave you to your own devices from here on in I think you'll be fine I'm not saying you're doomed I'm just saying I feel like I'm wasting my time here all right I'm only gonna take the essentials look just grab a stick it's an entire stick of butter oh it's better than drinking an entire table bleach I guess he's well-fed Tommy for goodness making its way through her system here is a stick of butter taking these curtains and I'm gonna move somewhere smaller and somewhere nice where I can hole up this time is gonna be the one old Eugene Garcia here it's gonna be the man we all thought it was gonna be Helen but she was a false prophet bleach drinker okay looks fairly quiet around here a door is not open that's fine I'll go around okay come on you're taking the piss now come on open the thing all right you're pissing me off come on let me in let me in there we go oh I almost do that yeah just open it immediately changed my mind I'm Stock Beck fact I'm stock pushes way out of there all right maybe I can't come in where there's something directly in my way a butter knife okay it's a better weapon than nothing I guess that's what we're going using oh he's ready she's walking about borrow knife is that if borrowed is this tough praise this man for swallowing an entire stick of it a box and nails very good you see you could actually craft and stuff and build like walls and doors and whatnot and if I could actually get to a better house maybe I could do something like that he's got this bottle knife it already hit it's like a SWAT team clearing the area a mutton chop eat that bad boy I think you should have cooked it first but oh well you'll be fine oh you got a bit sad he's feeling a little sad after that whole stick of butter was fine but he has a bit of meat that isn't cooked enough and he's depressed oh my Jesus Christ please don't tell me you bit me Jesus Christ everything was going fine no don't close the [ __ ] window why did they just have boxes of charcoal why is there no weapons about a rolling pin okay you know what that might have to do was my [ __ ] weapon because I can't find anything good are you alive or well Terry are you dead I don't know how to question this gonna take your pants okay yeah he's gone for good no zombie would just lie there and let you take its I walk this lonely road he only row it's so quiet you know I prefer that than zombies but I don't know if I should be going out this way oh I should have said nothing they're zombies yes yes it's working yes I'm so happy oh my god this is great out of the way finally I feel like I'm superior than the dead out of the way folks [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] goddamn it my guys thirsty he's not bothered by all these zombies just like I'm quite patched okay I've ended up in someone's garden and I don't know how to get out - this isn't good okay the music's getting intense because it realizes how stupid I am and I can't find my way out of this garden oh Jesus Christ I think I've attracted like every zombie in the neighborhood over here I'll but I'm out perfect aha we've hit the open road boys [ __ ] and I still crash it oh my god I'm pleading it please open from once just can you just give me a break just one time oh thank you I want a good weapon give me a weapon so I can fight a tactical walkie-talkie is not what I need - a golf club are you [ __ ] serious okay they're all in oh my god I'm gonna call myself anti the care I've fallen down and died Oh a new record 5 hours and 7 zombies all right let's try one of these custom ones maybe I'll last longer in this surely nothing can be worse than what I've gone through already ok it's a little bit worse I've got a runny nose I'm drenched I'm bleeding I'm in pain I'm utterly shit-faced and the house is on fire it's you wouldn't be against the world I love you I love you that's not to say you love me for long cuz you're probably not gonna last very long with me in control carpentry for beginners let's take a read of that you're absolutely off your face and the house is on fire the fireman comes in and you're reading carpentry for beginners I mean it wouldn't hurt when you gotta fix up the place afterwards I guess oh my god she runs all over the place this is me running in a straight line officer I can do this I'm gonna run the straight line immediately this is me just holding W I'm turning it back in the house find a weapon oh my god how am I gonna get out of here Beckett I hate it having maybe I should drive can I get in a van what's that they say about drinking and driving I think they say to always do it okay no it's it's locked I can't get in and I don't think I'm gonna be able to figure out how to drive it anyway when I'm this second drunk I can't even walk oh no this is a bad time buddy hoots seriously I got a lot of stuff going on if you could just leave me just chillax for like 12 hours or so I just ran through fire and now I'm on fire great stop coughing you're attracting them all in I fell down and died who was that from the fire or wife high risk of becoming rat food to a deceased how about this one look the opening hours I get some free time in the mall and then they start coming in oh sweet Jesus okay if I can't deal with like two zombies I can't deal with that all right if I was in a mall getting ready for a zombie apocalypse where would I go probably look at some neat deals on flat-screen TVs okay I don't suppose there's a weapons store but a bit too easy wouldn't it was a nice clothing store you could wear some of these wait what are you in here for why you watching me change you pervert thought you weren't allowed in yet wait a hammer that's something a shovel that's even better I would assume all right let's try this out not bad he's got a good old swing Jesus Christ he's fast oh my god okay I didn't realize it was 9:00 a.m. oh my god it's like working retail all over again okay they're coming in I don't support oh my god I don't suppose I could just squeeze right by you and and leave could I you can just clear a gap for me to get out of here oh my god aha the side entrance of course haha now I'm free I don't suppose I can just run away can I oh great he's shouting hey how did I do that or you press Q or great now I'm attracting them all over I tracked him all of this field and then I'll just run back and say the mall ha ha oh sweet Jesus look at them all Oh God up the down escalator wait what how did I do that in Hell escape me upstairs and I just fell through the floor oh my god I'm getting myself cornered I feel like I'm playing nazi zombies except I have absolutely no strategy oh my god there must have been great deals on those flat-screen tvs there's tons of them in there I missed out on everything is this just Black Friday okay it's just getting worse the more I run the more that are just following me around [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god how did he make it through all that this is the guy we needed all along fake off you know I'm starting to think maybe this mall is just the size of Ireland because I cannot escape it no matter how far I run there's just endless zombies in this massive parking lot okay I think I'm willing to admit two feet look at this perfect they just eat me let it be over with this is too stressful he's like a lighthouse just turning even the light spreads around him oh my god they're massacring my boy Jesus Christ I think he might be dead all right you know what maybe I wasn't made for the zombie apocalypse okay I I've maintained this stance for a long time and if I was in like a zombie show or anything like that like I'd just be one of the zombies I I wouldn't be one of the survivors I would be gone like that like in the early days like my best defense is humor and I don't think they're gonna like me not many people do but yeah I guess I'll end it there I hope you enjoyed the video please let me know if you did and I guess I will see you next time appreciate you watching as always and bye for now sheriff patrons Jud Goodings Jules Wilson justice Fitzgerald Kaelyn carrotastic Katrina denoon Katy Perry Taylor torn Kelly ex Marie kindy crits Kitty Hoover Knightley Kyle de Freitas Mara kinderman Lara Doherty 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Length: 17min 8sec (1028 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 16 2019