I built a theme park where humans go extinct and it ended terrible

[Music] welcome to parkasaurus now that high budget intro is out of the way it's time to name our park well we call it i think uh this is unnatural oh that won't even fit well i just go with this is on utter i kind of like it has a ring to it mom dad can we go to this is a matter please also sorry about the extremely unflattering angle here uh i'm in the process of moving and well this is what we have right now okay so far the park is pretty good it's like oh mom look at the tires why aren't they moving though i guess they're tired there we go new exhibit i'm sure wooden fences are fine aren't they science building i don't think we'll have the best of research if we call the laboratory the science building dino dogs made from fresh free-range dinosaurs we can make them go extinct again where do i get the dinosaurs all i can find is these buckets of meat which are pretty cool to look at i guess oh i can't afford a volcano this sucks could i get a bank loan please ah they won't give me a bank loan to buy a volcano probably destroy the town to be fair all right so they come from eggs i guess herbivore no that's lame i want something dangerous that's what people like the possibility of death great i already have an egg but it's for a stegosaurus stego boris more like who wants to eat watch something eat vegetables i want to see humans thrown in there and they have to fight for their lives a forest with illegal dumping what a lovely spot for a dinosaur oh oh oh jesus okay um i think i lost my dinosaur egg is he going to be able to get out of there or stegosaurus friend well i think he's choking it's like in minecraft when you get your head stuck in a block open park all right yeah fireworks ready to go line up line up to see the mystical dinosaur that you're not allowed to put your eyes on and is trapped within this rock why is no one coming oh wait we got two idiots willing to believe that lie a vest oh that's a great name replace one letter and you've died which is a strong possibility you're hired why did i not read that information that just popped up i could have used that jesus you look like a bit of a mad scientist but you're hired and no security that's a waste of money all right how are we looking folks you're having a great time why are they waving to the rock i mean like literally rock not like dwayne johnson because it probably waved him he seems nice they just can't get to the dinosaur all right well i free the bloody thing uh oh emergency i can't remember how oh i found it okay hold on hold on park is closing wait where's the dinosaur oh there he is he's miserable it's too small you're too small like you're not gonna bring any customers all right fine i'll give you more space you're so needy do you know that like i'm trapped in these four walls forever in prison to make videos over and over again and i don't complain much help me please all right are you happy now yeah you got a big smile it's only 24 happy look at this i'll give you some weed that'll calm you down look at all those weeds that's nice wait you didn't think i meant illegal narcotics did you wait we gotta sell 15 hot dogs today oh jesus can i weiner saw he said that's a bit personal jesus christ i nearly put you in one of the cages if you sound like that you'd pass for a dinosaur no i don't want herbivores i want dangerous things there we go velociraptors oh they're dangerous yeah give me one of them the hell was that are you pissed off again what's wrong with you now you want food don't we all oh he also wants social don't we all yes we're selling hot dogs i think we're more of a hot dog theme pack than dinosaurs no one seems to even care that much right how do i get this velociraptor i want danger in my life okay so i need to find this stuff to actually make the thing so there's a gem store uh dino skulls are used to purchase dino eggs that means i have to kill dinosaurs to make dinosaurs okay these gems are affordable i just got to find the skulls and the footprints [Music] what was that for cheering on this person you're doing great at your job i'm sort of just screaming for the dinosaur but it's not doing anything well it's starving to death if you want to cheer that on you monster food is purchased from town oh so i actually have to buy the food for god's sake all right there we go we've given you some food sorry we're still figuring out how dinosaurs work we didn't realize you had to eat where the hell did he go oh he's there struggling to make it to the food okay so what is this use your current scientists to dig for skulls and footprints okay perfect select the time period below all right so we're going back in time we're manipulating time to find some footprints i don't know if this is a good idea like opening a time portal i thought it was bad enough we were messing with dinosaurs but now we're messing with the timeline didn't the simpsons already cover this stupid folks [Music] laborinas okay we did pretty good we're making a killing on food and drink ticket sales are only okay they're all hanging around this area i guess what's the point in walking around there's nothing there and it's it's a wasteland with trash dumped all over it like oh honey i want to do the full lap and see the barrels again you're doing a great job keep it up from ollie are you a dinosaur have you learned to write because if so i'm threatened you've passed me out an evolution expedition has arrived in the portal room oh yes what have you found dig oh wait i get to dig i sunk your battleship oh wrong game oh here we go look at this yes oh this is fun oh wait there's something up here oh i'm so good at games no herbivore don't want oh this is so weird my employees can like dig in different ways there you go look at that why am i so lame why can't i only dig once and the rest of them can all dig multiple times maybe i'm just lazy to be fair if you have employees why would you do it yourself right all right we're gonna do a very deep dig next time open that portal this definitely seems wrong this is an abuse of power but can i get dinosaurs now okay i can get a velociraptor i just need an imperfect gem i'm yeah the hang of this thing imperfect gem a scary pumpkin costs the same as a gem pumpkin prices these days are ridiculous the inflation the economy chases it's all falling apart velociraptor yes i need a new footprint and then i can get another one of them and then i can mate them i can make my own eggs oh wouldn't that be nice waking up and having a fresh dinosaur egg for breakfast the local dentists want me to sell more cotton candy so they'll get customers dentists dude i guess it's easy for them to go along with each other when nine out of ten dentists always agree all right i know these things are like you know carnivores and all that but i'm still gonna just make a wooden fence that is fine in my book like who's to say what's worth more investing in a good fence or human life i don't think anyone can make that call really like what do you want me to do play god where's my egg egg yes hatch the hell was that ah he's he's lashing out at the fence he thinks it's a tree and he's trying to eat it why are you pissed off oh cause you want a mate i understand he's getting all rowdy and angsty now he's reached that age god you are ugly again you've reached that age it's just puberty you know it's a tough time oh i gotta go into town and buy some meat all right large cuts fresh meat yes buy now only the best of meat for my murder machines i mean park attractions oh oh it hatched oh he's ready to kill you can tell oh jesus christ he was born angry oh god he's so pissed off the janitor is like actively repairing the fence in real time as he breaks it they're all amazed though they're like wow look how angry he is i'd be careful if i were you why is he so pissed off what do you want you need more sand oh okay i thought you hated sand it's dry and coarse and gets everywhere there you go are you happy now no you want some privacy okay how about this you can hide in ah for sake you can hide in the financial reports apparently right here we go if you want some privacy you can hide in there you like that are you cleaning him i don't think that's what the pressing issue is right now like he's got a happy face this is him happy apparently we got to get him more food and some social but apparently the vet just doesn't care about feeding this particular one they're not feeding this one either what is wrong with you i'm gonna do another dig i gotta get more stuff so they'll have company all right will we try and do like an actual pattern this time what's this eternal happiness no i want dinosaur i think i got everything this was lame there's nothing here oh come on i don't have enough to dig one more oh god where's the dinosaur he's there okay i thought he got out at least he's been fed now they finally decided hmm i think dinosaurs need to eat it because at the moment he's just trying to eat the wooden fence all right i can get a gem and then i can get another one of those and then maybe he'll be happy i spoil them don't i says the guy who wasn't even feeding him but you know what i mean i'm just really nice like compared to my usual play style i am kind of nice here oh god he's growing up big and strong i still have some meat in here for no reason i don't know how to move it oh sweet jesus what's wrong with you now i thought you were angsty before but now is the real angry part of your life jesus christ what was that i feel like i've wasted a lot of money by building this wooden because although i cheat down the materials i have to keep repairing it and it's costing me a lot hot dog huge perk yeah unlock that that's what i want to invest my scientists time in like shouldn't we study about what we're doing with like the whole time portal and dinosaurs oh no no no i i want you to try and make hot dog bigger please oh another one wait you're not the same as this oh jesus i hope you don't hate each other you probably do don't you you hate each other oh great they're fighting fantastic is there any way i can move you i really thought you were the same dinosaurs you see this is why we should be looking at picture books of dinosaurs instead of making our hot dogs bigger i tried to beg the scientists but they wouldn't listen stop killing each other have you learned nothing from going extinct could not find security oh no i have no security to even tranquilize them well now my dinosaur is dead oh wait no he got just put away into storage that's fine look go in there there we go happy out i don't mind if you kill this one he eats plants and the guests really don't like that this is unnatural i thought that was a complaint for a second i forgot that that was the name of the parakeet ah what a lovely sound to wake up to dinosaurs fighting i'm going to dig okay i'm getting very efficient now with my my science look at that i got everything oh i'm a genius i say that and the game is like something a toddler would play you know you can criticize me all you want for cutting corners on the costs like with the fences and grouping dinosaurs together that shouldn't live together but really i feel like the main problem here is we wasted all our money building a ginormous parking lot for a pack no one wants to go to surprisingly these ones are actually getting along just fine i think it's this one that was the problem he's just really aggressive like he attacks everything in sight i want more of him okay can't quite do that but i can get another triceratops once i buy a gem i need to buy some security so i can tranquilize the dinosaurs like my thought process was if they get out they get out let nature take its course but i didn't think i'd need tranquilizers to move cages oh jesus i desperately need to move cages oh wait what's this wonton truck oh that's kind of nice i'll put that in the dinosaur can wait all right what do we got resumes i need security yep you're good i didn't even do a background check it's just you're in you can work with the dinosaurs playing a very risky game here not only am i giving her a tranquilizer gun but i'm letting her work with very angry dinosaurs that she could just free if she really wanted to god are you even using tranquilizers you shot them so many times okay there you go you're free to be miserable because there's nothing in this pen what do you want though your dinosaur is sick now i don't know how to fix that what else do you want something that is something reasonable you want some privacy oh now that i can do or maybe i can't i i can't seem to find it i don't know where it is i swear it was here somewhere um was it in this one i thought it was in where the hell is it aha i found you i'm a genius it only took me like five minutes and there's only like seven options in the menu all right hatch why are you miserable oh they're social went up finally right you want toys to play with i don't know what toys dinosaurs want apparently so i can't give you that i don't know any toys oh my god he's huge oh no he's angry i don't know if i should let people eat hot dogs this close to a wooden fence where there are malnourished dinosaurs you got to give it to our scientists though those are huge hot dogs i think we should have gone into the food business rather than the dinosaur business they do eat meat don't they oh no they don't oh no i've been trying to force feed the meat and they're vegetarians i'm a monster sorry about that kang i apologize i'm new to this dinosaur breathing thing you could say i'm underqualified but really is anyone qualified for this kind of business tyrannosaurus rex how do i get that you don't have enough science uh why did i study hot dogs instead of dinosaurs veterinarians found odd color poop and exhibit new exhibit a dino might be sick well to be fair i'm not really surprised like we're we're neglecting them quite a lot so if they were healthy it would be a miracle and just give them any medicine really just magic i give them magic why not bring in the witch doctor he's given the wrong medicine it's like imagine dying from a sickness and the doctor comes in watch this behind your ear not gonna help but other than the terminal illness are you doing okay in here you're doing pretty good you gotta say you're getting a good life you however not so much i should get you a friend before you start really revolting against the fences oh i found a hat i'd rather find dinosaurs but a hat will do wait what the next day no i was digging i went through the time portal i don't just go home because my shift's over oh that's not good what are you doing now all i can get is triceratops i guess beggars can't be choosers i'll just buy loads of them sorry chicken poor chicken honestly i might just go into triceratops breeding like you've seen tiger king right there could be a dinosaur king i just breed loads of dinosaurs sell them off to wealthy people there's probably more money in it because right now the hot dogs are keeping me afloat there we go the miracle of life i think this is more the miracle of capitalism this is cruelty at its finest they need toys but i don't know how to toy scientists can you look into this for me please outhouse that would probably be good but no i just need toys okay i give up there is nothing here sorry you'll just have to make your own fun by fighting or something it seems like that's what you're doing anyway will i try medicine again for this poor thing i'll try and just give a general medicine hey we tried magic last time how about actual science this time yay look at that it actually worked it turns out there's a reason that modern medicine replaced magic and superstition good thing too because i was just gonna cover them in leeches next i actually really enjoy the digging part it gives me many serotonins they're all dying why can't you just learn to get along to be fair i did put them all in with one sick dinosaur which is probably a bad idea in hindsight that was either a dinosaur cry out in pain or really bad brakes on that car i think i might be in denial i think my dinosaurs are suffering and i'm blaming the cars oh yeah i should probably buy more food i never started buying more food despite having so many dinosaurs and i can trade happiness for money oh yes any day wait what oh no i can buy okay well i can do it here right yay bye bye happiness hello loads of money i'm making a profit now if you think about it capitalism is all about selling happiness for money isn't it yep i'm all about making things happy oh the velociraptor's growing up not only like in size but has just accepted his fate and has stopped attacking the fences he was very unruly when he was young but due to his strict upbringing and being neglected he has learned to accept his fate haven't we all what a relatable dinosaur okay the dinosaurs are in denial they're happy for some reason i don't understand why it must be the illness that i've given them all can i go down to the mantle oh my god look at all this stuff i can get i just realized i'm looking for the wrong thing as well i want to look for this yeah that's what i need yeah open a portal let's go back in time [Music] jesus which one of you did that noise you must be really sick like i have one employee who's in charge of fixing all these fences imagine having that pressure that if you even slip up slightly on your day's work everyone in the park will likely die oh my god so many of them are sick look at this you're spreading it to all the other dinosaurs i'll just give them all medication that should sort it right better chance than magic anyway okay even the ones that aren't sick you're just all getting medication oh here's where i buy stuff oh okay so i buy stuff with happiness hearts to keep them happy well that makes sense in hindsight yeah i understand now there we go we got you some toys toy tires wait why am i paying for tires i had tires when i made the park already you get a cardboard box sorry i'm low on budget you too even though you're way too big for a cardboard box okay i can afford this big boy now who loves the swamp i know i'm not talking about shrek it's an albert tutor to albert yeah i need 10 science to get it effect you sorry i don't even know who i'm giving out to all right i bought some science i bought some smarts oh no i meant to buy one all right you know what whatever that's fine all right unfortunately i can't really afford to buy extra pens now so i'm just gonna have to put them in with the others and they'll just learn to get along you can go in here with the herb before they'll be fine i'll make sure he's well fed so he's not hungry and this guy's busy with his cardboard box jesus who's the lawnmower asaurus what is that noise there we go i'll get them used to eating meat off the bone in case they do decide they want to break out at least they'll be prepared they'll have trained for it there we go oh isn't he cute actually no he's he's not very cute at all he looks a bit i don't know weird sorry i'm building a crossing there so sorry you're just in the wrong place at the wrong time i'm afraid oh look at him he's helping all right there we go no no no no stop it stop it hold up stop i don't know if that bridge is usable to be honest yeah i don't think it is i just moved it out of the way so the dinosaurs can cross oh my god everything's just running rampant and the path is cut off and i i need to rearrange stuff hold on i need to you to tranquilize everyone and by that i mean dinosaurs not the the parrot gores for a change oh there we go more velociraptors aren't they great they're actually the most troublesome in the whole pack they just act up a lot for some reason i don't know why the guy tranquilizing them wants to get in close quarters combat and doesn't just shoot from outside the fence it's freaking out see i only have one dinosaur out here and there was that scream like i think it's actually the path goers which i understand this part must be scary given you're like wait they're all held in with one little wooden fence but look at least now i have all my dinosaurs and i can put them all in here for a moment while i sort out the cages ah yes the sounds of success an audiobook i'm gonna listen to this to help me sleep they're cheering them on for some reason they're loving these dino fights look at him he jumped on his head that's a neat trick okay a lot of them are dying um hold on no no no come back come back all right look you just you you you do your own thing look just just stay in there and i'll i'll work on the fences there we go wait i just got a lot of money off selling those fences oh wait no it cost me money oh for sake i can't win like if i build the fences i pay money if i sell the fences i pay money but you know what this is it i'm just gonna build up for retirement because the dinosaur business is a cruel business honestly i'm gonna just take the hot dog van and i'm gonna go somewhere where they love huge hot dogs a dino may be sick i don't think that's the issue that we need to be addressing right now like i destroyed all the fences thinking they'd give me money back so i could build better enclosures but no i'm being ripped off by big fence like if this game has taught me anything it's invest in the fence business and the food business that's where you make money not the dinosaur business i think there's eggs in there yeah there you go welcome to the world your life is basically just summed up by the term cruel and unusual punishment and for some reason the people love it like they're just cheering me on okay just basing my park on animal cruelty alone and i'm up to a thousand bucks today already okay so there are three ways to make money in life building fences oh speaking of fences one just broke food and animal cruelty um yeah you see it's not as funny now is it oh jesus christ my food business oh my god oh my god this is a way cooler park all of a sudden how were you on fire how did that happen was it the food truck exploding oh that's a good one that's a thumbnail right there i like that no food to refill feeder i don't think we need food anymore oh yeah it's not as funny anymore is it when you're the one being tortured when it was the dinosaurs you were all clapping and laughing all right you know what on those screams of terror i think it might be time to end it because this has gone beyond saving like i don't know what happened but i blame the fence industry so we will leave it there thank you very much for watching i really appreciate it if you want to come visit the park just subscribe and you will get an invite in the post thank you very much for watching and i hope to see you all next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: Ih2uAVzVxE8

Length: 22min 15sec (1335 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 28 2021

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what game is this?