Ruining the world using fake news in Headliner: Novinews

hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're playing headliner Novi News and this puts me in control of the headlines and the news what a great world it's gonna be right let's get started I can't wait to manipulate the new cycle spreading fake news it already knows what I'm gonna be doing wow I've never looked so good in a dress the hell ways everyone vomiting I don't look that bad in a dress do I a strange illness spreads through novus Stan is it not just maybe that the Meese or something from this shop like everyone's sick is outside this shop look at them all just bravely walking through it I respect that conspiracy brews among people well I don't blame them there's so many people in trench coats hanging out maybe it's just in style okay what the [ __ ] is this now things are standing yet weird oh my god they're all looking at me maybe I do look good in a skirt - oh my god they're all following me Jesus Christ they must all be subscribers let me live my life okay there we go I can get out of my skirt now afternoon Jim this is my boss Jesus Christ he's terrifying I've heard good things about you who have you been listening to okay I can approve or reject articles what is this no one wants to hear about science neglect that one where's the ones about the Kardashians political boring what's this feel-good story not declined politics declined and boring to client all done time to check out Todd my job is I just declined everything oh hey Jim clocking out already yeah I'm really fast at my job we could do without you he's immediately don't get you bought hurt I'm the better reporter well I'm not even trying so that means nothing can I ask for a teeny favor no I I need to go up I know you're busy yeah I'm a hard worker did you catch the Foreign Affairs column and nobodies didn't I delete that hit no I deleted the whole paper I am neither for nor against child spawns shop keeper as this kid is behind him our lovely apartment I'm so glad to be home after a hard day after a day at work why private health care is better a drink that doesn't get you hungover but gets ya drunk I prove that [ __ ] yeah let's tell everyone about it I got a staff member with sanitizing your hands and reject it yeah I prove criticizing other countries that's good someone was murdered yeah we want to publish that another feel-good article just tell me about our health problems keep it to yourself fine never mind why did she try to bond with me Mike having none of it have a good one she says god this dog is chasing me run back and run why is no one helping me somebody help cop come on do something go away you mutter that's gonna get everyone pissed in the comments great he's following me anyway he likes me he likes that I'm straight to the point I'm just worried about my family's future she's peeking out again didn't I tell you I don't like child spawn oh great now I gotta care for the [ __ ] dog - no I don't want to feed it get out of here it's a it's a [ __ ] stray it's not mine I'm not paying for it did you hear that shooting by a foreigner who I'm Riley everyone up no Steny - firm leader nah piss off the government now jannettek play calls for nationalize health care nah anonymous poll suggests almost 34 percent encountered issues with sexual performance within several days of consuming better buzz no no no no we're promoting that non hangover alcohol it's more murderous yeah publish that [ __ ] alright let's go this is just fear-mongering what's up lady who always waits for me outside and I just abuse it smoking is a filthy habit and she doesn't actually mind that keep it to yourself keep everything to herself I've no interest in talking she doesn't get it do you try better buzz look it's spreading everyone loves it I stopped vomiting that can't be better buzz run away from the problem or they're serving better buzz yeah take some two shots of better buzz oh my god he's pissed headliner did I just see you leave the bathroom sanitize your hands dude I told you I've rejected that article I don't want to sanitize my hands it really dries out my skin oh I'm sorry would you like me to write you a river so you can moisturize spec inhale he's annoyed the government is ready to vote on that big healthcare bill I've been sending kind of mixed messages about that let's see what we have today you seem to be supporting this better buzz thing good you might have heard some unpleasant rumors about it disregard them no problem boss I love it had some last night my first but it won't be the last I'm gonna do the one that causes uproar I want a riot what's this health care for all and a nightmare II I approve that we don't want people being healthy just drink better buzz by the gallon brutal mugging oh yeah make sure people know about that know better buzz is not a superfood rejected who drink better boys Jim roses are red violets are blue you control the news and they control you I'd poem rejected whoever's trying to intimidate me doesn't realize how stupid I am oh the person isn't waiting for me outside anymore I guess she gets the picture that I'm just a dick could you spare 10 whatever so you get you some food you'll just spend it on booze no I swear I haven't had a hot meal and so long get lost he's gonna get shot like there's so much violent crime in this neighborhood apparently I'm just tempting fate oh it's her Hey just getting off work I take it you just waiting here for a romantic taste in the rain by candlelight just complaining about being sick and there might be a big queue at the hospital because the epidemic god forbid other people be sicker than you right it easy for you to judge do you think it is easy for me to judge thank you thank you for noticing Thanks she says how can you remain this pleasant it's like working in retail you have a bigger kitchen are you trying to move in with me dude sorry not the best time I just got a new roommate he's dog he's always looking for something I don't know what it is like I don't feed him so maybe it's food but I don't know don't get your hopes up too much you stole his first gig I'm crushing this guy I've been very encouraging I think that person is dead better buzz for good and bad time this better buzz thing is definitely gonna cause a problem they are not insane what second trenchcoat men just mumbling you're probably the people who sent me those stupid letters that I rejected I was considering selling as new synthetic alcohol better boys it's a good idea oh definitely yeah definitely you should sell it I think you're right I gotta stay ahead of the curve you should let your daughter try some it's really good what the hell is this dude what are you doing up there oh no what are you doing get off my damn roof Oh know what this is going on did I cause this great now I can't get into my apartment what are the bad things always happen to me I never mind I'm going to bed sleep soundly my guy won't even care the genetic plague has led to unstable behavior before but not like this six people ended their life just like that like it was nothing like sorry when I was younger my sister you know boss you're always ranting first about hand sanitizers I know this the boss is asking me about the moral implications of the things I'm publishing but shouldn't we consider the repercussions of what we say I hope you make the right calls headliner hood you could just tell me what to say you're my boss but I'm gonna continue spreading this information and riling up the people are health care for all failed great okay we're not gonna publish that an article blaming foreigners on the suicides go ahead this world jumpers under the influence better buzz no better buzz does not kill better buzz just makes everything better and a good old-fashioned feel-good piece but someone being robbed and someone dying he's blaming foreigners Jesus Christ I gotta get out of here oh Jesus Christ what happened here they just burned it down oh I've so much power and control readings headliner hey mysterious trenchcoat guy there will be a special article in your batch tomorrow publish it you don't get to control the news no one does except me I don't even know how I ended up in this position but I control the news no one else and therefore I control the world let's check in on the Rudy mayor to see or how better buzz is going I should probably feed my dog but at the same time having a jukebox in my house would be pretty sick are good no delays around my house this time what are you protesting there's no excuse for animal abuse feed your dog how did you know ah yes so the world looks great with me in control of the news what are we on the jukebox this is good this was worth it my dog can wait for food out of the way it's the one thing YouTube commenters don't like me be mean with his dogs you can't approve more than three articles that's fine I usually decline most of them anyway God more addiction things have better buzz I'll just go on the other one I I just don't want to make better buzz sound bad I've grown attached to it now is it time for a Lehrer say yes sanction sanction them they are the problem oh this is the special article the truth behind genetic illness and it's saying that it is time you all asked is pulling this conspiracy theory declined the people are yeah yes stop the damn drones come on riot sanctions would hurt us more no decline I like oh I'm basically running the government like whatever I write about they just go along with their reading my newspaper in the morning going yes as president I should do this they've got their diagnosis they have are not likely to give a [ __ ] you're right I I don't care the shop is still burnt down did he spare 10 so I can get some food no get lost sorry yeah you better be wait he's following me well is he saying shut up rude at least better buzz seems decently popular people exactly see I'll give you an insider tip because I keep peddling this stuff if you'd say how good it is in the paper my brother was looking for better booze apparently he was all over the place I hope you enabled him and gave him more I'm gonna continue to not feed my dog to make you angry and also to make the people outside my apartment angry I want to see where this goes like how do they know like even look at my guy you can tell he's a bad guy just by looking at him I know they say don't judge a book by it's cover but if a book looks like that I'm gonna judge it right away god damn it I didn't have him for very long could better buzz your PTSD I believe so I mean there's nothing to back up these claims I would just imagine it would why wouldn't it stabbing very good well not the stabbing I'm just being theoretical it's really an asylum needs to be saved no it doesn't the asylum needs to go yeah I supported that one I'm clocking out she's saying I'm bumping into her she waits for me here every day and who is this guy get out of my grill hits table eavesdropping the hell with you two I'm so aggressive this neighborhood is going to [ __ ] more and more every day it's nice to feel like you're having an impact what's the plot his comedy show no I'm not plugging your comedy show this drone seems to be following me I think I might be being watched get out of here I'm just the newsman who took all my stacks of money I'm making wow it's such a good life here in Navis tan or wherever I am I don't know he's given to that woman who always hangs out at front screaming just strengthen national security I think hottest comedy show come on dude you're just a local performer and a bear that is declined that is lying I would never do that do you believe us yet no our glorious leaders demanding inspection of the modern facilities yes just because he said glorious leader I assume you're talking to me and get out of here with these stupid notes you're leaving me weight has been misinforming the public back off what the hell you see that there's a person on the roof just staring at me that is creepy as [ __ ] all right just keep walking ignore it all my brothers comedy shows on I should go in and take a look can i hack him moving on a shout-out to my brother Jim who we help me walk every team tonight I've just been saying your routine is [ __ ] every time I talk to you anyone try better buzz yet whoa that's probably me the AZN booth that's probably me as well well that went about as expected absolutely horribly that would be me doing stand-up I'm much better off just sitting down right on my computer that's a drum sound for I like the joke drum sound they do Wow two million subscribers huh almost there I got an achievement saying comedy fail I feel like I earned that a long time ago what the hell and why am i advising you on your daughter yeah meds can help her open up put her on meds I hope I call does everyone listen to my advice okay I know I said to sell better buzz but I didn't tell you to put a sign out front with a baby drinking who's good business strategy you're learning drink Corp is very happy with their coverage of better buzz I wonder why it's basically just propaganda for them this better buzz impaired fertility no on my wonderful night with better boss okay this is getting kind of bad it's a con military now we got SWAT vans outside you could be a terrorist for all we know he's from across the border Jesus Christ how was my guy not been stabbed like I would stab him tomorrow at the basement of the restaurant across your office everything will be revealed okay fine I'm interested you got my attention this is a military operation what the hell is going on here guys I don't have the dog anymore oh my god get inside oh my god look at all the money I've stacked at my house open the wall and everything innocent casualty and police sure yeah let everyone know I want them to start an uprising better buzz less addictive than smoking yeah go for it I love that [ __ ] oh my god what the hell are they throwing stuff out of her Jesus Christ my head legs having an impact I bet you're proud of all this I mean it is cool and I'm having an impact on the place you know I'm making a difference granted it's for all the wrong reasons but still feel like I'm doing something with my life it is time all right let's learn what this is all about I'll show your face our own government engineer this agent to discredit Lee Aris that's our neighboring country I think and spread fear no it's it's not our fault it's theirs oh my god it all makes sense we're just as shocked as he was still not gonna report about it we must reveal that Wolf's administration meddled in a mods tomorrow one article that tells the full story that is all that's needed to turn the tides I'll publish it without hesitation but then we'd lose out on all this cool graffiti at that's going around I'm not gonna publish it and looking at some anxiety pills at the pharmacy mood X I think that's the drug they said that was infecting people it's ok I've been taking some meds myself oh yeah that's reassuring we must recognize the good work of her friends at Novi News you just said we were doing false news what was it like yesterday two days ago he's really branded Rudy's moonshine no sir V better buzz you're doing the right thing headliner what have you been reading today I feel bored his life isn't exciting enough wall color or nice black perfect that reflects my mood government engineered the plague I kind of want to say that they did just for a riot but enough I've got important articles and I can only approve two I want to talk about how more police does not the Turk crime it's really important those trenchcoat people are gonna be pissed everywhere is going to [ __ ] and being overrun with dirt and junk and graffiti and then there's just this guy's moonshine shop this seems better than ever he's the only one in the neighborhood actually going successful from all this madness give me some of that a better buzz thank you Oh a cherry better buzz nice better buzz lime flavored choco pies more better pause Wow give me all of it no wonder he's successful people just cleaning out his store they all want better buzz you've been drinking a bit too much better buzz I think or not enough I'm tired of always bailing your ass have that helped him at all he's finally hitting back is better buzz safe during pregnancy it may be a safe choice during pregnancy yes oh my god what are the police doing with her hey Jim these government nut jobs were forcibly deport him you were always so condescending to me and you published all those crazies and a for big articles this is your plan all along wasn't it rid of it yes I care that much about you honestly if I gave enough time to think about you maybe I'd hate you but are you really not on my mind pay up screw you Jim enjoy your [ __ ] country I think there was potential to start dating her at the start trust me to get an option of dating someone and end up getting them deported all the Prime Minister's here we're a war with terrorism look it's a life showing Wow oh the trenchcoat guys are talking to me he's dying sir voice I thought you were giving me the cold shoulder I not seen you in a while you have to Nova Stan headliner you put profits before people's safety I'm not even getting profits here I'm just doing it for fun oh god what the hell is that there's something going on in my apartment oh my brother oh Jesus Christ oh what's happened to you how many pills did you take he's not responding are you still breathing he's not responding is that vomit everywhere don't give up on me you're still breathing you're not a goner yet she's still breathing I guess I need to get help I just want to go to bed this is gonna call it a night where the game wouldn't let me I better check on him at the hospital tomorrow all right but for now we'll go to sleep on top of piles of my money internment camps for their own protection they publish it Jesus Christ what a dystopian future I've led us into there's many ways we can have a good night where they were reaching for scent any substances no that is a lie I am NOT gonna spread fake news at my publication it's easier if you don't struggle Jesus Christ all right war there's max in the street they're rounding up everyone who's far in interpreting them by ash probably go visit my brother I completely forgot about him hey Jim I wouldn't call it embarrassing you dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] shouldn't have struggled he's saying as he's dead on the floor oh my god the people are on roof he's like Oh better buzz approached me with a deal to include their upcoming product line extension I'm glad someone made it out of this like happier than they started blood money look who's talking oh he turned fast no Stan needs a strong voice to lead the nation and well just read the letter they're left free oh my god am I kidding a promotion in these turbulent times our people need a guiding voice a voice such as yourself learning from your example we believe it best to put all media under centralized government control we wish to offer you the position of national headliner at the Ministry of Information not a single piece of media shall go out without your governmental approval we hope your news will keep inspiring the nation I've made it now time to approve this article of better buzz expanding I think we're winning the war yeah they published that - that's good I fought against terrorism I think you're exaggerating what you did I never heard from my co-workers you got aborted my brother almost overdosed I wonder could he die is there anything I could have done there to speed up that process I helped a shopkeeper find new venture I was murdered wait what does [ __ ] know you chose to bury the truth you have let us down you've let all of Nova stand down we cannot afford to have you in a position of such power you leave us no choice grab him new character unlocked deputy Helen Dunst start a new game to learn his story and help solve a crime I wonder if that's my murder that's cool I like that that was a fun game I did a lot of horrible [ __ ] but yeah I'm gonna end it there I hope the video wasn't too long this this was kind of a longer recording that I normally do by just a bit but damn yeah I hope you enjoyed if you want to see more let me know we could try and play as hell and dunst over here and see how we could do in her storyline but I appreciate your watching is always folks and I guess I'll see you next time bye for now shoutouts patreon soldier fortune Adam Andrews Alan clashed Alec McNeill Alexander carrot Elfman almighty peanut anaconda Kiwi Andrew white Ariel Kelman Ashley Murphy Ashley Oh Morgan Austin Daken Azalea bacon boy Bailey ker BB eights mom big fest Birch Valley Bjorn Brennan krobak brennan eagle brand and greener and brandon Patrick

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 19min 9sec (1149 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 04 2019