Game Dev Tycoon but I ruin the gaming industry

hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and you know what there's one thing I know in life and that's games it's like all I do it's like all I do is play video games so this is my area of expertise you could say which is why we're gonna rewrite history we're gonna go back to when pcs first came out and we're gonna start up a game company it seems like a solid bet look at a massive money that's in it now if I stat early surely I'll become a millionaire I can't wait to see how I mess this one up okay here we go this is game dev tycoon in this business simulation blah blah blah back in time game development in 35 years to build Dreamcoat yes do it before you can start your adventure you have to give your upcoming company a name well since I know what's gonna happen in the future I'm going to be Microsoft and my name will be [ __ ] that's just because I want the richest man in the world to be called [ __ ] and not Bill Gates I know he's not anymore I don't care stop complaining he can't look at his face what the hell oh well that's fine I guess I'll just get a profile view that guy kind of looks like [ __ ] all right he'll be our protagonist game number one what's a famous game we're gonna go right in with Grand Theft Auto we're gonna skip right past pong Henco for grand theft auto the world is ready we're gonna go just all I would spend all the money we can that's what Rocksteady with Grand Theft Auto so I should do the same what do we want em engine doesn't matter right now we'll just go about gameplay and and no story it doesn't matter either it just has to feel cool when you play it but there's no actual point to it okay there are just as many bugs as there are points in technology this isn't good it just works get rid of these don't need them I'm really focusing in on certain air hiss look like [ __ ] but it's gonna sound gracious oh my god I started with 70 grand one month in and I'm down 51 grand and I finished that bloody game okay pretty poorly received but sound went up loads and look at that it's got 97 points I thought it was like the review score is something they went right in there with [ __ ] not even a rating out of 10 just [ __ ] I got an achievement saying good judgment oh this game better be being sarcastic not much fun that's disappointing utterly uninspiring why there are like no games out at the moment how can it be uninspiring it must be amazing to you guys it's old 1700 units that is not good no my Studios in trouble all right let's just develop a new game my idea is you don't have to make good games you just have to get the good IPs in your studio and then once you own them bigger companies will buy them off yet so I'm going right in with Halo 3 skipping wanna do it's gonna be em a vocabulary game an action one somehow oh wait I can just put them all max great that's perfect he'll just take vacant ages doing it we're putting a lot more effort into this vocabulary game then we have our actual game I put graphics up full but I'm not sure how that would even work the game is text-based maybe it's just a really good font like Comic Sans I finish the game without fixing the bugs yeah well we can patch that later right they had that technology 35 years ago didn't they all right what are the reviews for Halo 3 pretty bad I mean we're getting there I mean we're getting trees which isn't bad we got a haste of money we got worse with Grand Theft Auto though all right now for the proper money maker fortnight I am running out of money like really [ __ ] fast I don't even have enough money to make this 2d graphics there's gonna be a text-based game to grant I thought it was now off the market why was it something to do with all the violence it can't be that it's just up ahead game no impossible fortnight is ready okay this better be good we have a lot riding on this fortnight game gave it a 4 out of 10 that's a 4 again what the hell you guys don't know nothing weights of 2019 kicks in then you'll look dumb when you're probably dead I'll do orange justice on your graves like contract work what's that I've just finished fortnight you can't finish fortnight he's lying he's not even plated this is like that people who email me and they're like Congrats on the success of your channel I love your videos and watch it all the time they're lying they don't watch it all the time help to play test the game for 19 K no create an animation for an existing logo no or staff needs to be taught how to use these modern technologies perfect this is probably a bad idea oh no I'm not gonna be able to do it in time am i here oh sweet Jesus please finish it please finish it okay thank God I would have got punished by Jason over here does this guy ever get tired like he's not even glanced away from his desk why does he even ever care he's not going anywhere contract fail the penalty of 9k will be applied I hate this person how about this we'll just play test this game that seems okay fortnight is now off the market as if four died but only last like a month thank you - [ __ ] we're the creators of game dev tycoon and would like to thank you very much for purchasing the game and supporting us well I appreciate that but please stop calling me [ __ ] you know what just for that I'm gonna make your game before you can make it and then I'm gonna sue you I have ran out of money in fact I've gone into - money this game is gonna ruin me I thought fortnight was gonna be a hit everything tells me that it should have been Oh God my bank has given me an overdraft but if I go below 50k I'll go bankrupt I'm already - 18 K I think it's time my mom steps in and just goes yo [ __ ] it's just stop okay we named you [ __ ] for a reason you're just not a high achievers stop look at that leveling up and everything I even leveled up at being [ __ ] - stairs bit material are you serious I put a lot of work into that space and RPG is a terrible combination they don't have a clue what they're talking about clearly okay [ __ ] you're gonna have to make a killer game all of a sudden make call of duty he fast I'm gonna make so much money when I get older and I sue all these companies for breach of copyright I just went - one fence why would you even be a fan to begin with this guy makes Comic Sans text-based games why would you be his fan his name is literally [ __ ] oh my god Call of Duty is amazing everybody loves Call of Duty oh my god this is my hit this is what I needed now I just gotta make it every single year until everyone hates it holy [ __ ] that might have actually saved me that might make me some money that's right buy up those Call of Duty copies make it another one now I know how Activision feels like Call of Duty 2 Call of Duty was so successful that we now have 33 fans Wow I've made it big now Call of Duty is achieved a company sales record with over 10 case the unit's soul this is an important milestone in the history of Microsoft I'm just gonna make it the exact same way as I did the last one this is how Call of Duty works they don't change anything so I'm just gonna keep it the exact same the same amount of effort goes into everything look at that the exact same yeah don't change a thing the highly anticipated sequel there has been no sequel as anticipate is this since track 2 and track 3 track 4 and Trek five when is it coming seven beautiful I'll take it that's not bad enjoyable not bad not bad we're clinging on to that Call of Duty franchise love it perfect all right time for call of duty three if only I could hire another developer to do it you know every fortnight I could do one in a month and he could do one in a month and we could just you know offset them every two weeks it'd be brilliant call of duty 3 we're gonna release on the tes we're gonna pay 80 grand for the license all right let's see how they react to call of duty 3 it's about two weeks later call of duty 2 is now off the market we just pulled that and released the new one immediately played it for days this is the solid franchise I was looking for the whole time I now know how Activision feels and I have no hard feelings for them because this is great I'm not changing anything and I just make loads of money I'm still operating out of my carriage and I've made like a third of a million all right time to mix it up this time call of duty modern warfare we're not gonna change anything about the game itself like at all we're just changing the name a little bit to get people excited all right this should be a hit we know from past experience they call the duty 4 was the one that really took off so I imagine it'll be the same in this what the [ __ ] you are wrong your opinion is wrong well if I've learned anything from Activision which I'm trying to mimic you just keep on making it the same anyway it was probably just they didn't like the modern warfare tag they needed that number in there because that's what people are used to okay it's clinging to life if only there was something in real life similar to this I kept pumping out the same game with a similar name that I could have learned from that maybe continuously making the same thing wouldn't have worked maybe he could have saved me but there was no way of me knowing I'm a pioneer in the industry still are selling well I've made like over half a million on $600,000 in profit create a new engine what's the engine call of duty runs that I don't know I was named after myself ladies and gentlemen I would like to unveil this [ __ ] engine your new game engine the [ __ ] is now complete okay awesome all right this is where we really mix things up Call of Duty 6 and I'm gonna use the ship engine oh this is gonna be a hit believe you me this is actually where call of duty started to change things up a bit so it's working in line with what Activision did and I trust they know what they're doing [ __ ] I just finished it with a load of bugs oh no this is gonna be bad doesn't matter I'm leveling up anyway yeah people are starting to tire of Call of Duty there's only one thing to do call of duty seven okay people are love and call of duty seven I turned it around which one was Call of Duty seven oh it was black ops I think people actually liked that one so yeah this is in line with what happened if Microsoft continues to innovate like this they might become a new fan favorite well awesome because the new Call of Duty is text base it has no story or save system I'm trying to just cash in on the name and make a load of money oh my god it's working somehow beautiful they say wow that Comic Sans is really working for them I think I created a better alternate reality where every Call of Duty game is amazing and they're released every two to three weeks all right it's time to branch out come on let's go up and make fort night - we're gonna make it for the game link I feel like it might be good to bring out the [ __ ] engine on the game link so you can game on the go and play some fort night while you're sitting down for dinner with your family I'm gonna ruin the next generation perfect okay they're not liking it as much as Call of Duty I bet if the name was Call of Duty they'd love it but it's just because it's called fortnight they're just like now fortnight too popular don't like I'm gonna make des per seat oh I know that's a song but I still think it would be good to get that name under Microsoft's name that way you know and the song comes out we can sue that's my long-term strategy for tonight's making a decent amount of money to be fair I've made a million dollars can I move out of my mom's basement hopefully he's right after I write this hit song Esposito thank Christ they can actually move now thank you like f 1.2 million and I'm still in this crappy basement let's move okay this is kind of jumping really fair but we not have gone somewhere middle way got a small office why did we have to go to the extreme kind like you he's got all these plans made out like here's a minibus this is the map this is the golden chest this is the boss when he knows we're just gonna rehash call of duty you can fortnight to just broke my sales record on new reviews for AD Esposito came in what do you think I guess you're not ready for that kind of music yet but your kids are gonna love it I gotta hire someone Seto in position okay perfect budget will be all not that high Jesus Christ we're gonna spend a hundred thousand getting someone good the company which is known for games such as fortnight two in ecology seven has reportedly operated out of a garage until now I like this specified the games not like the Call of Duty series it's like Call of Duty seven they don't remember the rest pretty sure he may call it duty eight who they just forgot about that one who's the funniest name Sylvia Turner Edwin White Ricky rattle oh yeah I'm picking you hire someone famous well what how do you famous don't try to hire everyone at once so I'll do what I want that's a funny name Marcus McKinney I like that you're hired let's get another one hiring people we're gonna make Daisy cuz I just unlocked the zombies topic you guys don't have very funny names alright how are you you're fine I'm getting someone else though right let's see how Daisy goes I didn't even spend that long and I don't think I'll ever actually finish the game oh no oh no oh no what have I done I should just stuck to call the doodie doing it and my mom's basement [ __ ] okay Microsoft is off to a bad start and this office I'm blaming Ricky affect you Ricky get out of here I'm gonna spend another 100k finding the right person and we're going back to our roots call of duty 222 212 yeah I remember what number we were on am sure activision will get there eventually - okay the fans gotta be excited to see another Call of Duty Shirley oh no oh no what's happening Ricky it makes you cry oh no it only took 212 copies to call it duty before they finally when you know what this is the same thing every week let's do some contract work make some money hey I for a vaccum robot it'll never work yet but let's do it anyway come on guys that's all buckle down and work together we can do this yeah this is great this is how I'll make my money oh my god I'm down to 43 thousand - where did that million dollars go oh my god I have a 200k overdraft and I'm already - 62 that happened in literally a second make a new game quick quick quick and what would work right now fortnight 3 oh my god I'm running out of money quick guys quick make it go on battle royale epic victory royale let's go let's go let's go stop drinking coffee you're wasting money oh no oh my god they've decided to offer me a deal they'll give me 404 18,000 which should move you out of the danger zone you don't realize how big the stage is all I've got myself into is in returning to commit to pay us 700 yeah whatever I don't care my mother choices go bankrupt I have nothing to lose why would you even offer this off for 3 better be a [ __ ] hater give me some good reviews no I need better than that okay look it's not the end of the world we did okay quick let's just make a new game really fast candy crush perfect that's a hit that's a good game yes they [ __ ] love candy crush I knew this would fix my studio screw you Ricky you thought you were famous well not famous enough for me vacation back off Epic Games makes employees work for a hundred hours a week why should I be any different they're raking in the money oh yeah called status okay this is going perfectly now 100k units sold God whoever gave me that loan at the bank is really smart cuz I wouldn't have given it to me not affecting the hope all right well you know what we do at this studio candy crush - I'm thinking raking in the money look at this we're selling huge amount we're up to nearly 30 million this is perfect raving about candy crush and it's like making gaming history air conditioning no [ __ ] off just work make more candy crush games oh my god it's sold 500,000 copies I'm just gonna keep working on this game even though like it's pretty much done we're just gonna iron out bugs and keep making it better and better and better right until the hype for candy crush - dies down because at the moment it's going amazing it just keeps climbing and climbing we've made 5 million dollars it was selling like hotcakes and you took it off the market you are an idiot [ __ ] all right release the sequel maybe that's what he's thinking what happened I made it the exact same how do you hate this one you go from this will make gaming history to pin material it's so quick they're the exact same thing whose fault is this Who am I gonna blame you Marcus you McKinney is that your name you're fired yeah you can have a vacation now you can [ __ ] off and go anywhere you want we're gonna invest 2 million on finding the best person for the job the bank must be freaking I want to do it their money they maybe would find anyone particularly good oh my god look at this guy he's very uptight perfect you don't need air conditioning to you lately at them all they're all like it's too hot past we need air conditioning and they're in their [ __ ] jumpers the heat is becoming a serious problem just yesterday my mouse melted my keyboard is covered in sweat I don't care take off your jacket then unfortunately the previous offers expired we would need to pay 180 K No take off your [ __ ] jacket and then I'll consider it I'm not getting aircon if you're laying around in five layers publishers sign a contract pay attention to details I just let me sign something just sign this one I don't care all right what's the game concept it is going to be farmville hey pick team members to make certain parts of the game what are you talking about what does this even mean look do anything I don't care just make it good game you idiot and stop sweating you smell disgusting all right release that bad boy oh no they just put a bug in it as it was releasing it was fine who did that I'm firing them look [ __ ] leveled up from an awesome farm field come on do me proud do me proud that's that's not good I don't think the publisher is gonna be happy with that look it's still selling the publisher is doing their job great stuff good job publisher I don't know how you're selling that crock of [ __ ] some stolen technology yeah [ __ ] pay for that it's all encrypted and [ __ ] you know that they know what they're talking about you've successfully researched the Wild West okay I thought it would be like government secrets or something to make like a cool spy game but no they just taught me that the Wild West existed I guess now we can make Red Dead Redemption wait what's this boss we've had enough and what an order the air conditioner ourselves thanks for nothing you can [ __ ] right off if you think you can do that with my money you are all fired now I'm chilly and I don't like it I'll make games myself oh [ __ ] I did it mid contract no guys come back it just to finish the contract please oh no I'm not gonna make it it was almost there - I gotta turn - and now they're giving me a penalty of minus 14 K all right I'm about to make a 3d graphics engine [ __ ] number two awesome I'm gonna accept this contract I don't even know the [ __ ] console I've never worked on it before but that's fine Red Dead Redemption three what does this is for a magazine your new game is a Wild West adventure game can you tell us whether such a game would usually receive more folk I don't know dude I don't know what I'm doing his eye thank you for your time dude he's working at 200% he's working at 300% now he's gonna burn out okay it's too luckily this should save my studio why are you saying man I put so much work into this I put 300% into this Stanley thing firing my entire team may not have been a good idea oh well it's too late now I can just get a new team oh my god the game doesn't live up to expectations as per contract a penalty will be applied why are you doing this right adventure games are popular at the moment apparently so I'll call it adventure game boss I've discovered that's some really dedicated fans of Call of Duty 3 have created a fan game using a lot of the material what they don't make any money with it and just seem to do it for fellow fans hell stop them fun with oral games we're not making money from it stop them immediately diversity have male and female staff wow we're nearly into your age and I finally hired a female I'm not even doing any of the work anymore I'm putting in 0% I just want to tell you that upon your recent request from your legal apartment my project is shut down fantastic I poured a lot of effort into this said have always loved you company but I guarantee you that I shall not bother nor support you ever again well no problem just try and keep your hands off despedido and fortnight too why do they hate all of our games it's like we have no synergy in this team and I don't understand it can't be that I just hired everyone just now mids development good it could that be the problem oh my god I'm down to 39 km to 158 K I'm completely safe and have nothing to worry about now alright I'm going to invent Harry Potter it's gonna be a game before it's gonna be a book Harry Potter and Dumbledore dies it's just ruin it for every generation that's to come wait a booth at g3 sure I guess I don't know I'm not that good with the media I just said to the last magazine I don't know and sent them on their way look at those air conditioners just mocking me I hate them need to get them removed I don't have any money to get a booth oh I'm - money again ok good we've got a hit here don't worry we're not gonna go bankrupt we're always on that line of going bankrupt raking in the money again we're fine we're absolutely fine we're gonna make like a million dollars off this just goes to show people don't care if the spoilers right in the title people like to know the ending because they know what kind of game they're getting themselves into then did I just learn how to make sequels I think I learned that a long time ago right about the time I made Call of Duty 212 right I think I've that I can make a successful game studio ruin it make it successful again ruin it make it successful ruin it and then make it successful again so I have nothing left to prove I hope you enjoyed this example if you want to go ahead and make your own video game company just do exactly what I did hit just overworked your workers treat him like [ __ ] I mean it's pretty much what happens in real life anyway but I hope you enjoyed appreciate you as always folks and I'll see you next time bye for now Shepard patrons Roach puppy Ruby Jean Ruby Terrell Rhine survey Sarah Campbell Shawn Fitzgerald Siobhan Louise slam of Angels SPC Alba sushi wolf de sica Timmy Jay Elijah Royal Elliot Lud SEMA Elia Boyko Emma Hampshire Eric Weiner Tony Farrell Trevor Bruce uncle Ethan are swollen 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Length: 20min 48sec (1248 seconds)

Published: Sun May 05 2019

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CoD 212 is my favourite