The David Dobrik & Jason Nash Episode - Frenemies #19

welcome back everybody to the internet's favorite show can we say that konichiwa yeah we're greeting our japanese viewers as well shalom to our hebrew viewers and wow we are worldwide people we are we are global we don't discriminate and you know what today we're episode we're episoded by our sponsor sponsored by adam and eve adam and eve use code h3 we love adam we love them love love love love love okay so trisha showed me that adam and eve and i'm not endorsing this product this is amazing maybe we should wait for the ad read to show it stick around for that ad read okay right it's just it's just it's a time it's a keychain body massager it's a it's a little vibrator on a keychain it's like that sounds disgusting you don't want to carry that around on your keychain then you know put it where the sun don't shine well it's four okay the surface yeah yeah but still i don't want it there either well you don't have one so it doesn't matter that's like rubbing like the edge of my [ __ ] with like on the key equivalent i feel like we have to cut this because it's the beginning right we can't talk about it well they'll tell us we need to it's like the what is that called let's talk about on the ad you're right you're right what's the soft part of the balls what's in between the goose the balls and the is that what it is the balls that's the the most disgusting part though what does that call it the grouch no no it's the it's the skin between the balls and that's so i know what you're talking about the grendel the grouch there's another name the taint that's it you know why they call it the taint because it's tainted it's disgusting okay this episode is off to the wrong side i hate everybody this week i'm celebrating let's go we love that the best episodes but i'm angry too i'm angry are you angry at logan paul i made a whole episode fight i'm going to show you the clip he made a comment that got me so fired up i dedicated and whole an entire episode to him were you really fired up or you're like oh this good clip babe you actually got fired up or no did you think about it after wait really i don't real i mean i don't really get fired up i don't get like angry but i was like [ __ ] this guy get anxiety over it no i don't yeah it doesn't really get to me i was just like this guy's such a [ __ ] ass why do you let it bother you because it's logan like nobody takes it he called me well because he i'll show you you'll see what i mean okay i'll show you that but first so we are sponsored by emily thank you so much oh i have a fun announcement everybody you think we haven't been seeing it i've been seeing everybody begging for the frenemies merch teddy fresh yeah here look we're it's done we're doing it oh my god we are working with teddy fresh's finest to bring you frenemy's merch this is just the mock-ups but but so we're going to go into production it should take a few months so starting off with the split zip up hoodie i love that so much these are appliques so it's going to be a zip up it's going to be a cut and sew and applique fired by our set yeah yeah yeah of course and then so this was my favorite teddy fresh design ethan gave me his sweatshirt of teddy fresh it was beige and black like this and i wear all the time it's my favorite sweater yeah it's weird amazing so we made that into the front of it it's basically oh my god and then we're doing we're we're not sure if we should make a little short sleeve alongside we're going to sample both and see but it's going to be a cut and so shirt i love both yeah we can just do both you guys have the best quality socks that's what you want so excited i was so excited you guys showed this because i like mentioned it casually because i love skater socks and then i saw it i was like um those are just for you because i'm not i'm not wearing those oh my god beanie so that's so it's just it's just a little oh i'm excited it's just a little capsule and if it does well i'm sorry shredder if people like it we can do like another drop but it's gonna be really fun i'm just gonna do like teddy fresh.com for enemies and we'll just and we'll have like our own we'll make like a fun little page it's gonna be awesome i am so excited about this i will wear it all the time like i am like so proud this hoodie is gonna be really nice really really i love it so that's fun that's exciting everybody's been wanting this so here it is it's coming give us a few months if this show lasts for a few it's gonna be crazy if like we get in a huge fight and then we have all this clothes but it'd be like limited edition you know what i mean like people would be like oh remember that time when front of me is like was a thing it's true i think a collector's item people will still buy it like rest in peace for enemies the rest of the piece for enemies dropped when the show ends that's what you do i promise you i promise you that no matter what happens i'll still give you your cut i get a cut of it of course you never told me that what what do you think i'm just making a bunch of money off frenemies of course i'm giving you a cut oh oh my god that's so nice i'm i i feel bad that you even thought that we were gonna pocket all the money i felt bad that like i've like i don't know i felt like oh my god i can't believe like they're doing something that involves me like with their brand like i felt so honored like i thought it was an honor i didn't think it was gonna get money for it that's how jeffrey got you when he used your name of course we're gonna give you money work work this is our project oh my god oh i'm so excited i should set up like a photo shoot maybe i'll do like a music video for it i'm so excited now this is so cool of course we're giving giving you a call because it's like your people and your resources and even this was like your design like oh my god of course oh my god should we do a photo shoot okay how about you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we run rock of love when they each did like a photo shoot for brett michaels we should like each produce our own photo shoot for each other for frenemies like you would do it how you would do your photo shoot it sounds like a lot of work no but then i can make those like emo rock stars i guess we can we can turn it into an episode turn it into content maybe i'll give you like an emo wig half black half pink like you know what i mean like lookie like that'd be so fun okay and it would be like on trash cans and with like paint splatter like pink and black paint like holy [ __ ] to promote it i can't believe you didn't think that i was going to give you a cut that's shocking to me that's talking to me that you would you're so not to i'm fine with that this is our thing yeah but you're very like i started this i put up all the money for the thing it's in my house my people my resources i like that but not a bad way i get it wait how am i like that i split i always i split everything with you um yeah true including the merch would you thought i was just gonna pocket at all i'm done i'm not gonna oh my god you know what your cut is out it's all i'm keeping it up i would have gotten pink maybe i'll get pink and black nails for our front of me i'm very excited about this wow holy [ __ ] that's great yeah no it's going to be awesome we're going to be baller we're going to get the house in maui sooner than we thought yeah you guys that's right girl we actually don't make that much in front of me because we have to split it just fyi for people i don't know people think i'm like baller from front of me i'm not that baller wow we do good on friends i mean we make more that's not our main income i mean it's fun i love it but we're killing it over here okay are you playing it down you do good you are balling no but we're not making like hundreds of thousands of dollars a month like you know no if we had more sponsors we would but they're starting to come in thank you adam and eve thank you hey no dude i don't want to say i but i sent you a pretty fat check last month yeah well i thought it'd be fatter actually because it's wiper are you kidding me you thought it would be fatter when i was calculating and this is just adsense it's just youtube adsense i had to do a double take i was like no that can't be right you thought it'd be fatter yeah oh can i say how much it is no no no we are not tacky well i'm wearing teddy brush so don't even come for me no i'm not coming for you but i can't believe you're complete i was shocked i was like holy [ __ ] how much did you expect to get you you were just doing a podcast you come here once a week i mean jesus that gave a lot of like emotion i got triggered a bunch i thought oh well maybe i'll get a bigger paycheck but it didn't work oh back to having good mental health this month what what are you talking about you're saying you tried to shame me into paying you more no i'm saying i like think i trick and let myself be triggered more for the paycheck you know for the scandal for the controversy moses you know how much she got paid right yes that's amazing isn't it okay don't what oh my god now i have to say her yeah you thought her channel alone it was like triple that well good for her no but what i'm saying i have you to think too because i remember i did all those h3 videos like they [ __ ] suck which i was actually pissed at you like i really was pissed at you guys i should take them down now it doesn't matter that's over whatever nobody cares yeah yeah thanks to me by the way you just made a bunch of videos [ __ ] on me on your channel and got like a billion views isn't that crazy how drama works like that like uh when he does i just want to get into drama we need to have fake dramas i don't like it with you guys though because you guys are like you know we're family now yeah we are it's pretty crazy but that's why it's so good i feel so boozy i'll tell people so they love everyone love this jacket my nail artist my hair and everyone like it i was like yeah my future sister-in-law designed it she's like how did they get the care bears they were so like impressed like people who don't know which is impressive anyway by the way you see the little custom buttons too yeah like the the custom those are because we love the tag that came with it the tag was like so good quality i shook up the t i have the tag at home like the little bear that comes with it it was so bouche dude we we're dude teddy fresh is on another level this year no you guys are and like i have this i don't want to say i don't want to get behind the sauce in the sausage factory too much but like we we have 25 employees and some of our employees are like who have been with us a while or like top dog people yeah like our i don't want to say i don't say anything i don't want to get in the sausage factory that's why i feel so like honored to have friend of me merge with your people like i kind of felt like that was my goal from the beginning like oh maybe i can have like some connects or something and now i have to connect now i have like a merch this is gonna be so fun can i can i show the care bears thing i wanted to show it off a little bit do you have percentage in front of me now i'm so excited you don't get a percentage of this just to be clear no you don't get the care bearing i'm the model can i get a model fee so we got the color block so oh wait hold on a second yeah can i be on a billboard you put oliver tree on a billboard yeah why don't you ever ask me to be on a billboard he was like send me a bunch of teddy fresh i'm gonna model it and take awesome photos do you have a better model than this i have the matching hair i have the i'm like that was his thing he wanted to do that so did he pay for the billboard [ __ ] i would pay for it um no you would pay for it yeah okay done no it wasn't real i didn't i didn't want to break the thing because oliver really wanted it to be why didn't he pay for it he's got money oliver's just wanted it to seem like it was real i feel bad and betraying all over now but i can't i i can't like i cannot tell a lie like abraham was it uh george washington cannot right yeah he i cannot tell i was his thing i can well yeah but that's not that interesting but i like what you i can tell a lot you defended me though and you said i don't lie i do exaggerate because i don't like to say like oh ethan raped me you know what i mean no trick or warning maybe i shouldn't say that sleep but i don't know but i don't just lie like they're maybe there's always i no i agree i i've never known you to i don't think you're a liar make stuff up about people you exaggerate you distort but you don't work or maybe i'm like just see it a different way like maybe my perception of how our thing went is different but i'm never just like oh my god you don't make [ __ ] up yeah you don't make [ __ ] up i agree thank you for defending me there's a difference between being dramatic and being a pathological liar you're not a pathological no because i don't just make [ __ ] up because people can't do it even if i've known pathological pathological lies they're like i went they just make [ __ ] up yeah it didn't happen and if i like lie about people like like influencers i've talked about like they can verify if i'm lying or not so when i say like dave and jacob showed up when i went to the mental hospital that's true they were there there's like there's there's validation behind it you know what i mean dude your hair is off the chain today thanks it matches the jacket it's like damn it it was crazy yeah i i just had his wig yeah it's it's that's tyler fresh's fridge that's what i'm saying i should get like a modeling fee or something oh stop that's a fine i get the frenemies merch cut yeah this is exciting okay so anyway let me just show this off real fast because i'm so proud of it now this sold out so fast that like this this was really crazy um this is the color block hoodie this is like the classic where we always have like the care bear with the with the teddy fresh bear so we drew the teddy fresh bear as a care bear and had them team up i love it and um by the way if you i just recommend following teddy fresh on instagram because we are going to restock a lot of this stuff that's sold out for updates this is the jacket trish is wearing you could see it but i love the jacket what size does it go up to probably three well it's a female jacket so it only goes up to xl triggered well with the sizes are different when you do just female versus unisex yeah and so the shorts uh pins belt hat these ones sold out super fast yeah this is the print all over we did a nighttime color you know and the photos turned out really good too i'm happy and then the daytime color cute yeah it turned out really good super stoked also oh can we definitely i mean i'm just going to show you it's great so the cardigan i got that too i haven't worn it yet love it though this one sold out i mean this cardigan is so nice it's like it's made out of uh what is it called this it's a special kind of wool uh angora wool yeah it turned out really good and um i think that's pretty much i mean you know there's a whole bunch of stuff here you just go to teddyfresh.com and check it out follow us on instagram thank you what that's great were you gonna say something um we also got lady gaga chromatical okay yeah so once again did you tell did you tell telepathically put this out in the world i didn't telepathically i just straight up asked people to get me these and someone did send me these overnight but they were supposed to come today so i haven't gotten these yet who did you ask them tick tock you've put out a tick-tock to the world triple i said if someone can buy these i'll like paypal you triple of what shipping and all that will be and so someone got these cookies and the mcr airpods and they were like 25 but the shipping overnight was gonna be 80 so i paid them 150 but we got it for you for free because we can do everything here at the hd podcast i was actually impressed this is we got not just one but two of them yeah can i keep one for me keep one unopened mint condition stockx stockx of course let's open it up oh my gosh i find it so silly that there's a craze over oreos oh it's lady gaga chromatica why is the leggy lady gaga teaming up with orioles why don't you do a if she's collaborating fresh it would be killer yeah but oreo she's a [ __ ] cookie that's true she doesn't look like she eats oreos no no offense i wish i could be skinny and resist the oreos but you're opening that bag with like the delicacy of a new mother my god just rip it open i love it so much okay whoa this is an interesting color palette kind of watermelon yeah why is it i thought they'd be more pink it's like green and water watermelon what is that color that looks disgusting it's green feeling no i'm out whoa i don't like them i'm kind of stale tell me you don't like that it's not good i love oreos and it tastes stale lady gaga drop the ball i mean i like the packaging wow what's the worst oreo i've ever had i know that you are committed to loving this no i don't love lady gaga i don't like live for her but you were definitely no i know i kind of ruined my talk to be like this is amazing i'm gonna brush that out um i'd definitely be still that's weird okay so i actually should say what we're doing today so we have a are you going somewhere no i'm sorry i was like peace you done we're doing a bake-off so the objective here is that we are going to try to recreate an image of a an intricate cake ourselves i don't know if that's it but i'm going to do a a yorkie because i love my doggie and you are doing a barking one of yeah one of those bags you love yeah i do love a bergen and the winner and the the loser has to donate a thousand dollars to the other person's charity yeah i was playing oh we announced it i think we talk about it okay spoiler we already shot it who cares break the yeah we shot it first our hands are staying but yeah we're sick from the cake that's why i was surprised i hate the oreo because i just had a bite because i had to taste it but my god that's a bad oreo and what else well also everything else we're going to talk about is logan paul triggered me and sent me into a rage and i punched a hole in the wall oh i feel you're being so dramatic i'm kidding i didn't put you on that's because when there's an actual issue no one's gonna take you seriously because you're like oh the logan paul thing like everything you do is like a joke well like now look like yeah i mean because i'm not i don't really get angry but i do think [ __ ] logan paul you'll see and then also i have a bunch of david dobrik and jason nash stuff just based on this comment that had a lot of points i said i'm not gonna lie i would love to i would love for tristan ethan to sit down and watch the clips from david's vlogs and that her trish ethan stop having a stroke and try again the sugar i'm not gonna lie i would love for tristan ethan to sit down and watch the clips from david's vlogs that hurt trisha i feel like it would give ethan a better look into why tricia is so hurt by david and jason i think a lot of her past traumas come from what happened between her and jason is that true i think my trust with like influencers in general like like i really thought they were my friends so when you kept being like i'm here for you i'm your friend and i was like um you know what i mean i feel like maybe a lot of that is i think there's plenty of other things that cause trauma in your life before that though i think that they really i went to a mental hospital for the first time in my life after david and jason like they showed up to the hospital to see her sinai before going to mental hospital and then they admitted to me at mental hospital as soon as they came i tried to run off the stretcher david and jason were both back there in the hallways to your side and i am like why are you both [ __ ] back here david wait wait wait what he wasn't filming was he they were out filming but they weren't filming in the thing so they were out filming jeff widdick came and i was like what the [ __ ] like i i like whatever my makeup artist took me to the hospital you didn't want to see them or what no i did not want to see them jason was like okay i guess to be back there because we were like kind of dating at the time but as soon as david got back there i took out all my clothes and made a run for it outside the hospital and they took me and they gave me um they sedated me and then they told me i had to go to a mental hospital when you saw david you just were like i freaked the [ __ ] out because i was already in a panic like in a state of panic and um like when i woke up because i like kind of like overdosed and then i woke up i came to and cedar sinai and i like he was back then i was so embarrassed and then i saw david and i was so [ __ ] livid because that's why i mean the whole thing started from david whatever the [ __ ] and um i saw him and i like [ __ ] freaked out and i ran so i tried to go on a thing they strapped me down for the rest of the night i'm like crying jason's sitting there i'm like sobbing because they're like strapping me down like i'm [ __ ] hannibal hannibal and um or a cannibal and i could they're gonna give me a tampon anyways it was dramatic it was so traumatic anyways long story short me and david like were like i saw him every single day for like two years of our lives or whatever went to thanksgiving at his house all this crazy [ __ ] that night at the hospital i went to mental hospital he made jason cut me off and i never heard from him again he never was like are you okay after i got out of the hospital nothing just cut me off said no one can talk to tricia no one's allowed to talk about her he talked about me in a stream one time a live stream and that's the only stream he never like re-uploaded he made sure that was like disappear off the internet because someone brought me up so like if you talk like no one's allowed to talk about me how do you know he's told jason don't jason ever contacted you after that yeah he like blocked me well no we did talk we talked secretly for like three months and what makes you think that it was um david because he told me because we talked secretly for three months like we hooked up and jason said i have to dump you like i don't have a choice really have you said that publicly yeah that's psycho yeah it's crazy it's because people will not believe you because that's like so well called their friend a really good friend of theirs and their vlog out like he was he was dating a minor and he was in the vlogs and david asked about their sex life in the vlogs when she was 17 and like i called that out and i think that was like the big issue because oh he didn't want to rock the bow lee i'm sure but whatever okay well we don't regret it i mean don't date miners how about that it's pretty easy if you're 24. it's so easy it's like so easy so easy just don't they little i mean really it is so easy it's very simple so anyway let's go through first of all we get first pedophiles by putting them in the thing dom too dom did sexual assault to girls at vidcon i don't know what these people are i'm not familiar with the blog but he he goes through people in the vlog squad like he he just he grabs people and discards them like you know flavor of the week like i remember big nick do you remember big nick like he was in every vlog and then he like he just i don't know what happened or i don't know why he left but it's like he just used these people and disposed them like of like uh well his one minority friend in the vlog seth did this whole expose on him last year during the summer of like how basically he like did watermelon jokes and like made him do all these things oh my god dude i some of the [ __ ] i saw was crazy how he made out with jason without knowing yeah and then he was oh my god so we're gonna watch all that because this is all new to me then when seth made the video and i wasn't that close to that's not like i'm like whatever but one sent me the videos like people were coming for him calling him like a clout chaser and stuff and i was like i feel bad you can tell that he was really upset yeah it's crazy people do stuff for like whatever money or whatever but i i start to see your point the more i look into it that david has like immunity from criticism from everything even even the vlog spot no one cares anymore because they're like irrelevant without david but like they all went on a trip this weekend to like the mountains and they're like all together like 20 them with no mask like you guys are [ __ ] idiots meanwhile james and charlie and all these people are getting dragged like majorly i guess because they're just not relevant anymore no one cares about 30 year old vloggers people care about david a lot but not the rest of them name one other vlog squad member jason jason big nick but he's he was canceled there's like a core group of people that are in the squad still and he like you know anyways it doesn't matter i just keep up with them because they're actual i just there are certain people and people like why do you enjoy the demise of some people because some people are actually awful human beings like these people not wearing their masks right now like i can't wait for their demise because they're actually problematic people they're actually like killing people like oh shout out to um d'angelo wallace knew uh he made a whole oh god you're friends with him now you're auntie shane pro d'angelo shane doesn't mean i'm pro d'angelo well anyway he made a really good video about all these influencers who are spreading kovid and it was a really great video and i liked it a lot he he did it he went there anyway i don't trigger you why you don't have to defend shane anymore i'm not defending him but doesn't mean i'm pro d'angelo why don't you like d'angelo um because i don't like the video he made about us in front of me saying that you were exploiting my my mental illness while he's doing the same thing and making his thumbnails he was on our podcast you know i didn't see it we prayed we we he was all good we buried the house i wasn't on it don't bury it for me okay all right for the record so let me show you this clip first before we get into all the david's stuff it is impressive he has not doesn't sound shady but i don't mean a shady like that you can do that much research and put together such a piece like i didn't watch the full thing on shane yet but the expose i was just like how long did this take you no i mean as far as commentary channels go he's got to be one of the best like i when i was watching his content he's so thorough and and um his delivery's good he's funny i like the guy what can i say i'm a fan i called out um this commentary channel that has like literally 2000 views every video or whatever there's a lot of drama channels i have like 2000 views a video there's nothing whatever so i said one that shane is clearly feeding this person information i know it because shane feeds the information he's feeding this person's information to be like she did this remember this like trying to bring up stuff from my past and like this person's like rehashing it whatever anyways like four different of these like little drama channels all thought i was talking about them and they're just all like oh trish was clearly talking about us getting information from shane which makes me believe he is doing that and i know because they're shane stands and i was like oh my god they called they called themselves out i was like i only knew one and then i saw these other ones that claimed that i was talking about them too and i was like and then i saw their little shitty videos i get a thousand views and trying to bring up old [ __ ] and i'm like this is shane being like remember when trisha did this like she did this like there was stuff where they uh it's crazy everybody's gonna take that one guy um don't why don't do that why i gotta take it one title obviously whatever joyce sparkle bs i'm gonna take down her video i'm trying to get her channel she did 30 videos about me and the title tricia paid us raped moses oh well like you can't just first of all not true and you can't just say that it's cool so okay moses dated minor is not true like you can't [ __ ] just make [ __ ] up so you can you can sue her for defamation but you can't she has no money that's the problem these people are are broke pissed as [ __ ] and all that stuff like that and it's like they get away with it because they have nothing to lose they have no reputation and you guys are gross they're just gross i just want the channel taken down but that's not but that's not how the dmca works that's for copyright okay but if you open a lawsuit youtube will be more on an app to take down the videos if you're saying i raped somebody then you then then they're doing defamation and you sue them that's how the law works i just want you to i'll do it just to get the youtube channel on because she has no money i won't win the money if they can at least get the channel down because they can't you can't yeah if you if you win a lawsuit then then then the you can that's not like fair use or anything like that's not fair use you're literally saying that that's like a sear that's a crime that you're saying it's like yeah and that's why my mother that's why defamation exists yeah that's a big one so and that was crazy and i was like this girl's there's something wrong with her but surely there's not that much views on it like a thousand two thousand i mean i wouldn't i wouldn't but she did like 30 videos and like it won't stop and i was like okay but this is shane and i know because he feeds people information i'm talking about whatever you know what and it's like i it's just no it's just more the principle of it like i'm just not going to let them sorry they're like the worst kind of backwoods dude there's so many little channels like that that are willing to say and do anything like if you get too concerned with each one it's just no but sometimes you got it just for the principles of it like you can't literally say true okay but i don't murdered herpes i just don't want you to get yourself in trouble so don't do a dmca because that is illegal i'm not i never said i was gonna do well you said you want to get the channel taken down so i thought that's what you meant because it's like it's clear straight up harassment there's no mechanism through youtube where you can get it removed for that reason yeah there totally is bullying and harassment i've been filing it all around okay bowling making so many videos about the same person okay yeah they do look leafy leafy's here got his channel taken yeah okay okay if that's what you meant then i agree you can get it down for me a thousand percent it's just it's just a lot like okay one or two fine you're gonna but you're gonna keep perpetuating these like lives so here let me show you i love it so i hope you guys enjoyed it you're a little pissed they're gonna make 10 videos out of this hi just wave hi oh my god hi [ __ ] oh god i mean i feel bad for these people but whatever so let me show you what logan said and you tell me if i'm overreacting if i i mean i talked about for like an hour am i overreacting no this is the video logan said about except my situation that just happened on my overreacting well it's an opportunity listen i wouldn't say you're not i wouldn't say you're overreacting because it's hard not to feel offended when someone's making such outrageous and defamatory statements about you in public but because it's such a small amount of of views that like at a certain point it's probably healthier for you to just forget it try to forget it exist then then try to commit a wage of war on them because there's such a small target that like ultimately it's a lose-lose for you any attention you give them benefits them and any attention you give them not only doesn't benefit you it just wastes your precious time and energy which they're just so far beneath you not that okay thank you for that you're welcome i'm over it you can keep the channel up hi enjoy [ __ ] maybe you get a couple views out of this it's crazy it's insane people are nuts there's so many bad things that i do that you can make a video about me for like at least stick to some of the truth well i'll tell you one of these channels made a video when when we've when you were coming on our normal show before we had frenemies and she goes this pissed me off because it's like they just straight up [ __ ] lie she goes h3h3 and trisha are faking drama for viewers and i was like you really think this shit's fake and then the whole thesis was like wow h3 has fallen so far now he's faking views for clout and i was like what the [ __ ] are you talking about i mean i guess it worked you're back up to like booming on this channel not that you were ever down but you have your peaks i'm not faking anything that's what i took umbrage well i don't know like what your day portray beef probably wasn't that serious yeah but i was pretty up front like hey i'm just starting stupid beef with dave pork boy they said i was faking drama with you can you just say that's not true oh yes okay thank you but i think you like exaggerate drama with people yes i know i'm very upfront with that it's just for fun i say i literally said in the beginning of this podcast with logan paul i said i'm the king of petty beef all i need is a crumb and you gave me the whole [ __ ] loaf like yeah it's just fun for me wow i wonder who influenced me to be like that treasure why are you looking i'm not see this one's [ __ ] everyone goes wow trees are really rubbed up on ethan why you looking so outraged at me can you just watch this clip oh my god the whole can i just show you a clip all my drama is real i don't have penny drama so what are you talking about my drama is real too okay let's hear it see it just can i have a moment please jesus okay here we go i like impulsive i watch impulsive okay fine i like it for the record i have somebody turn off your power you know while you're trying to microwave uh okay so roman antwood was being harassed by a hacker oh yeah i saw that story okay so here's what he's here so here's what they say about here's what logan paul says about antwood being harassed postinos the little pizza rolls the access to his power grid that terrifies me because he has children children that's like what what are the cameras facing do you get what i'm saying like yeah i hear creepy stories about that stuff all the time they get like why couldn't they get like a scum of the internet [ __ ] like keemstar h3 honestly daniel keem he's one of the biggest most well-respected boxers the low low well at least they went for guys they didn't go for me that was good that was nice they didn't he said ladies out of it he says why couldn't they go for scum of the internet like h3 who by the way also has a kid they go oh he has a kid how could they do that he goes yeah go for h3 and ruin his [ __ ] life and i thought it was pretty ironic that he has the balls to call me scum of the internet when logan paul is out there filming dead [ __ ] bodies so i was like okay logan let's see who's scum of the internet and i basically dedicated an entire hour and a half segment to showing all the crap he's done in his career and i said [ __ ] you you're scum on the internet i rest my case and i rest in my case right wow you really are not you're not nothing i mean it's logan paul it's not like it was you know joe rogan's anger that's coming with the internet you know what i mean like that's like when i call people scum of the internet like it's just like i call everybody that like dude he was serious he was like why can't i think he wants anyone to come actually harass you come on let me have my phone okay i mean it's not bad i said foot soldiers prepare for war the whole thing was tongue-in-cheek okay so you don't really care but you want to know what we did no i'm not like losing sleep over it but logan paul had a really good wiki feat rating he was at like 4.6 on wiki feet and uh the foot soldier is my that's what i call my gang you know some people have like the low gang that's his gang i'm the foot soldiers can you see the stan he's at a 1.25 shame i don't think he promotes it like you do but he had a really good rate really yeah he was like 4.5 or something 4.6 dude [ __ ] you do not cross the foot soldiers this is what happens when i get in beef oh hahaha people think funding over the internet's fun no there's consequences to that one point two five out of five rest my [ __ ] case slogan just came to my defense at the hair by j situation too they got him to go private on instagram yeah the foot soldiers don't [ __ ] around do you ever wonder what they look like in real life like people that call themselves they're jacked handsome rich best job i'm not trying to go to their luck they're just wondering what those kind of people are what do they do they're engineers entrepreneurs astronauts phds for sure i wonder if the foot soldiers are also in the low gain do you have any crossover oh please foot shoulders there's only one there's only one clan for a foot soldier how many feet do you have two exactly so there's two clans no no there's one foot in the friend of me and there's two foot some of them too yeah okay i like impulsive i don't like their new co-hosts he's not funny how are you gonna going to promote impulsive on our own podcast i like it and i'm saying i just wish i got another different co-host i hate all their co-hosts and mike should do it i just i got to say that i feel like i always ride for you and now he's me to come to earth and you're promoting impulsive that hurts it's not far off i'm not just the scum of the internet you're kind of the scum of the internet it's not far off yeah oh trisha you're doing me so dirty thumb on the internet i feel like we're both kind of at the bottom of the barrel we scrape sometimes i agree but like i would never wish harm that's right i don't think he wished har he says why couldn't this happen to oh man you know what tana i'll i'll i'm gonna have to internalize this and deal with this later okay you know tana mon mangu said frenemy's podcast is so good ah we have to come for her this week though i caught and that made me so happy because i was like we texted about it i was like oh tina's cool like she said you know she doesn't care that we talk [ __ ] about her i was just impressed because me and you both talk [ __ ] about her yeah but she still had like she's still like i'm down i don't know she somehow still had like the confidence to say i love this podcast and i thought that's pretty admirable i thought that's really cool but did you see her at nikita dragon's party this weekend spitting in patrick starr's mouth ew god help me jesus god help me god patrick lord help me yes and tana is like dodging it takes her tongue out but then patrick stark kind of catches the tongue with his tongue you didn't see that clip the rumor is there's a new covid strain in la it's cut it was caused from tana and patrick's are making out yeah it happened in that exact moment okay also just a psa people like nikita dragon showed her kova test cool glad you did that you're all supposed to keep your masks on and be socially distant after you get the cover test like that's the whole thing with essential filming first of all you're not essentially filming you're at a party and there are limits to that but if you were essentially filming you still have to keep your masks on and social distance and everyone's masks were off like what are these people are you guys idiots like you should watch d'angelo's video it's really good but you can't support angela wallace too much time on his hands yeah impulsive better damn look at this [ __ ] ring i see that [ __ ] nine carrots dude i'm gonna rob you if i ever go broke i'm gonna rob you [Laughter] oh break time here let's pay for that ring thank you to adam and eve who sells apparently these tiny little vibrators on key chains disgusting shout out adam and eve um yeah free stuff is awesome but free stuff to spice up your sex life even better they have stuff for guys girls couples games lingerie lotions and potions and you can get it for 50 percent ooh like okay there's like a i don't know if i can say what words do i say say it there's like a [ __ ] like something for click cream to make it more sensitive so it kind of like like engulfs your clitoris they call it a potion it's a little potion yeah there's other little potions the potion sounds like magical there is it 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adamandeve.com they have a mini vibe for your keychain it's the coolest thing ever it actually works pops open so you have a little mini vibe it goes on your keychain do you take it you use it with your keys attached or you take it off however you want that's just like how desperate are you to forget your sometimes i'm desperate if you're on that 405 and the 101 you do that while you're in the car holy [ __ ] [ __ ] those are my only fans to be popping in the car oh you oh you do that on only fans can you do live on only fans yep oh that's cool you don't get as much i get more on like tick tock live but anyways adam and eve you guys not only do they have that they have this whole new bang me series and the bang toys are awesome they have these giant vibe bullets they're like this big and they're bullets bullets are like the intense vibes and they have them now big size can you imagine what either would say to me if i was like hey eli got this numbing agent that goes in the back your 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movies you all know the drill go to adamandeve.com and use the code h3 the mini vibe get the finger vibe and they have a heart-shaped vibe right now and i used to actually use it today there's a heart shaped vibe in it and and get the perfect gift for any girlfriend throat numbing cream the most romantic gift you can buy a girl well hey girl or guy you can get it for your partner maybe i'll get it for moses right right whatever you could use this any time you want babe just spray it down oh my god all right thank you we are back i am recovering from that ad read i did not know that you can numb the back of the throat of your partner that's hardcore you ever use that maybe we should try it for an episode and see who can get like something down there throw like a cucumber i could never i can't my life my career is over if i do that really nobody needs gifts of me like jamming a cucumber in the back of my throat maybe the foot army or whatever you call them foot soldiers foot soldiers don't need that we should do a foot soldier episode let's compare feet maybe for an episode guarantee you if we show our feet we'll end up on our wiki page i probably have a wiki feed page you want to see what no let's go to this we have other stuff no let's see oh let's see let's see trisha paytas i can encourage the foot soldiers to give you a good rating i don't really need that you think you utilize them for how you want trisha paytas net worth is the top one let's see what it says four million oh more what does net worth mean it's like how much money you have in assets and cash and everything what are you worth four million i don't know i don't have four million in my bank account no but like of properties and stuff you don't know how much you're worth no or do you not just dude i honestly don't know i never really i don't really know what that means like really how much money are you worth like how much is in my bank account no like if you if you sold everything you own including properties purses cars sure purses like what what oh i don't know instead of four million i'm making payments on my house i don't really own my house yet yeah but you put down payments so you do own equity in it okay cool i love that okay we're not gonna we're not going anywhere with this no i love that how ironic like here i got your wiki feet trisha paid his feet holy [ __ ] you have a really good rating really oh you know what they do they don't show the can you see this dan let's see these photos oh my god look at this what is this you've never been on this website oh thank god wow whenever you show your feet they taking who's this [ __ ] oh that's so old get out of here you got to start taking pictures of them with you and moses with your feet showing so that you can push his ass down damn yeah wow i show my feet a lot so you haven't the last time you showed your feet it was a that's an old one yeah you can tell by how my hair your weight well no okay you just look younger i don't know i don't know what to tell you but but yeah pretty good pretty good rating congratulations thank you shoe size six is that right five oh see someone edit that edit it actually it's like five and a half if you want to be precise i'm number one on the whole website because you have your people i know it's not funny i mean i don't know it's like that funny it's so [ __ ] funny all right let's talk about jason whatever this show is stupid that why how are you going to argue that me being number one on wikifeed isn't hilarious if you go to the website and sort by most highest rating i show up okay it's funny thank you it's hilarious okay so let's talk about david now this is all new to me so i'm really interested just kind of watch all this and get your take on it i'm excited to watch it and get your take on it since i don't know you know you're made i made to believe that i'm like such a crazy person that i can't keep friends that everything i do is like [ __ ] toxic and nuts and i'm like i can't be like that nutty i mean i'm not you know like i did go to the mental hospital three times that year but i feel like they made me that way because i like was totally fine before i was kicking okay okay so i've got i've got a bunch of compilations one is just david being problematic david uh jason tana oh with i guess he was trying to have a threesome with tana all the time jason calling you fat who was 18 at the time that he tried to kiss her off camera and she's like i didn't want it it was so disgusting and then he kept trying to like have sex with her all right so he was 45 i'm like oh she's like 18 stop so let's let's let's watch here let's let's just start from the top here now there was actually one part of this compilation where he tricks one of his friends into making out with jason in a mask which by the way is was really disgusting and then so we this whole compilation we made got removed from the internet and what and so david clearly has some protocol with his mcn with youtube where if anyone uploads this clip it automatically gets blocked which leads me to believe that david is in some form trying to suppress content that makes him look bad because i know he did get a lot of [ __ ] for this we did i do think we have that clip regardless oh how did we get it screen record i think we have it ew you know what my biggest problem with him is like he never once acknowledged anything any of this that nothing he did was wrong ever like you can't just say sorry that was gross like you can't just say something and bpc he just gets away with so much [ __ ] and he's like a really really problematic person like an actually disgusting person like this behind the scenes like trying to block the stuff that you did like so here it is so and so the situation um it was really it was quite mean he so this one of his friends thought he was gonna be making out with this girl karina and so she goes into the bathroom and she goes oh i don't look good and then she goes back in and then jason puts on this mask it was like an old man's mask and then comes out and by the way i don't know what's wrong with jason he's like he needs to have some dignity because like he literally does anything for david and he's an old [ __ ] man with kids and he kind of needs to like have a little bit of dignity that was the greatest thing to me is that like his like i couldn't be around jason because i was a bad influence on his kids like i couldn't live with him because i was like i'll take away your kids meanwhile he lived with two other guys that were banging chicks every night so loud you could hear them [ __ ] in the next room next to his kids live with them yeah he lived with them for like four years jason lived with david it was scott and todd and they were like those guys vlog squad people jason you live you have a family and his kids embarrass you we're right next to todd's room where he'd be like [ __ ] girls all the time they were doing coke but i was the bad influence i was like oh my god he's so gross jason you he produced a porn like last year would david look alikes and natalie look likes inside of david's house and they like laughed about it on the pot like he's so disgusting what's even more disgusting it's like they get away with the [ __ ] right 18 she was 18 but now he's hanging out with other 18 year olds like the like charlie demilio and like being like oh come like visit my dog okay wait wait wait wait stop you're so gross so anyway stop hanging out with the sway house jason you're 48. so anyway to go back job to go back to where i was so dave so david set up his friend to make out with jason think he was making out with the girl then the guy came out and said i i did not have cons he didn't have my consent he didn't tell me he was doing that it was it was not okay that he did that yeah and so david now is has a block in all territories protocol on that clip you can see right here so actually i do want to show it but i don't because like i'll dispute him i don't care but do we have it i mean i'd love to i'd love to show it take this down he'll take it he'll he'll try but come on obviously he has some people he'll try but can i i've been through this this ain't my first rodeo this is how awesome this is we're watching it in the block screen this is the only way we can watch it and frankly i don't give a [ __ ] david if you want to try to block this it's fair use i this is my first rodeo this is we're going to watch it and that's all this is going to happen so sorry dude we're gonna we're and in fact we're gonna watch it on the block screen which is kind of epic so here it goes this is a scary old man mask that he's been using to scare people for a while now i'm gonna convince seth that he needs to make out with karina while she's wearing that old man mask are you okay with making my parents yes karina's gonna come out of my room before she has the mask on and she's gonna show me how weird she looks in her outfit i'm gonna tell her that it does look weird and i need to go and add some more padding to make her look more like an old man i gotta put pat and you were kind of dumb but instead of going to the room and adding more padding karina is going to hop out of the outfit and have jason put it on his head and stick to myself now oh oh my god oh anyway the guy gets freaked out when he realizes jason jason and jason really like made out with him i'm like dude you have no respect for yourself it's also something kind of like perverted about i don't know there's something like not all together there like i don't really know what it is like he did that a lot they did a lot of those kind of things like kiss my mom like just like weird pervy stuff that i was like i don't know it's like the tana thing he said it was a bit but the cameras weren't rolling he's like oh i kissed her in the closet she was i didn't want it and like she says that in the vlog and david and dave was like oh that's gross and it's like it's just like ew i don't know i would never do that put on a mask and make out with another dude for a gag when he thinks he's making out with the girl i mean he just he's just desperate so anyway here here that part we cut out of this because he blocked it so here's everything else of david being problematic maybe awkward at first but i'm sure what's going on he's coming over he's our only black friend don't ruin this for me okay this is alex you probably already know [Music] do you want something to drink come on out you guys like it's just like straight up like a race like watermelon is just the straight-up racist jokes those are the jokes from like those old cartoons that's like it's straight up like racist like there's nothing current like new trendy funny nothing this is the guy that he who made out with jason who later makes a video about it i'll just i'll just watch live do you want something to drink come on out long i found out my friend seth has a warrant for his arrest and this is because he has a bunch of unpaid tickets so today i'm gonna turn him into the police station you're breaking the only friend code there really is seth yeah i'm just gonna be pretty straightforward it's like the [ __ ] they say is not that funny no like he said no but the heel like caught and like okay everyone we're gonna come in with a laugh whenever has to like laugh as if like you said something that's so fake how can you do that i just i can't i could never do that he really does that he would make what would he tell you would he ever be like you didn't laugh enough no but he's like okay guys let's try like he he read read stuff all the time okay i'll try one time everyone just like laugh more when she says this or like something that's so exhausting so phony this is the same guy i don't want to keep [ __ ] with this guy this was like early on this was like kind of before i was in the group i didn't really know seth too well i met him a couple of times but this was before i wanted the police station to turn you in i know that's what i thought don't worry officers we got it from here but you're joking right we're not going to the police station with the amount of overcrowding in jails right now you'll get out in a couple weeks we're here at the los angeles police department what the [ __ ] is going on bro want me to go in with myself man i'm not going in there i have warrants oh this here it is the stuff with with jason and and those bits one i did not consent to those things i did not david also shouldn't have done it period it's not right oh look at the japanese food there we go first we're starting off with um it's not racist that's like the sounds i hear when they talk no it's not racist as long as i keep saying no oh okay i give this one five sushi rolls out of eight people i know i just have to keep saying no now we're gonna try this one i think it's called dominion i love shooting people in different ethnicities yeah man i want to shoot some black people oh we're cops oh gotcha [Applause] [Music] so you've been seeing this girl for a month around a month yeah do you love her [ __ ] off is brandon good at sex honestly yeah she's 17. hell yeah brandon what's up [Laughter] what anyway she listened to jason's party because she wasn't 18. like i knew about this that's why i started distance myself and jason would always be pissed at me that i wouldn't film with brandon i'm like he's an actual like pedophile and we're actually like and he's like 24. having sex with a cemetery isn't pedophilia it's pedophilia for sure with a minor for sure was that's an actual pedophile like it's a child 17 year olds as a child so okay whatever i don't need to debate that but it's illegal um well pedophile someone that has sex with kids she's a child that's a child but you don't magically become not a child when you go turn from when the clock ticks that actually is like how it works yeah like you also have no business being like an 18 year old but like 17 is an actual child you're actually it's actually legal like you actually should go to jail okay i'm not here to debate that but some states it's 16. but it's not that in california i know it's illegal it's f and also old guys shouldn't be creeping on 17 year olds okay so anyways where are we going with it so in response to this is um so on that the the tricking the guy into kissing was was really twisted he's blocking it so he's obviously afraid of the criticism which is interesting the racist jokes and stuff i i mean i just i don't think it was like super super super bad just you know kind of in bad taste i don't think it's like i mean i don't know i don't really have a comment i think it's like i think it's bad but i also think you should take like accountability everyone else has to you just can just like skip i mean other people did less like jenna marbles like had to like leave it in shame and this is all right big thing for me was that saying that he didn't consent to it which is really why i made my final video exiting from that group [ __ ] up he specifically called me and jason and said can i use the bit where tana comes over and jason tries to [ __ ] her and i was like no jason says no i'm on the phone with david at 2am he posted his vlog anyways it happens i'm like crying and blowing my eyes out he's like it won't happen again two days later it's just him jason madison beer and tana and they do that exact same joke again and i laughed when i lost my [ __ ] i'm like i'm making a [ __ ] video i did not consent to it i said i was uncomfortable you pushed hannah to do this joke and tana's like i don't wanna he's like i remember this so clearly when tana came over to the house when i said don't invite her he's like can you guys just go in the room and jason takes his shirt off and you guys like pretend like you're having sex and she's like no i'm not doing that like we said no so many times and like he just wouldn't take no for an answer he's so consent thing is like disgusting to me so i'm not i was so uncomfortable like so uncomfortable and i said it i'm not super familiar with the tana situation so i'm just gonna this is the clip that kind of talks about but from what i gathered briefly is that he kept trying to well i'll just play this this is why i don't like the legality loophole because jason's 44 in this clip tana's 18 and he like tried to make kiss her and tana's like i didn't want it why did you do it the cameras weren't on and everyone's like well she was legal she was an adult but she's clearly saying she was uncomfortable didn't want it he's 44 no that's disgusting that's a that to me should be a pedophile because that's a child you're a grown ass man yes it's not legally a pedophile but it's so i'm just saying people misuse the word pedophile he's still pedophile someone like [ __ ] like an eight-year-old okay he's still making but he's creepy and predatory there's a tick-tock house with only eight-year-old eight to 13 year old and he made a video with them i forget what they're called it's on his thing and it's like why there's a tick tock house with eight-year-olds are you for sure it's a 13 year old and he did a whole video trying to beat in their house what's the name of that tick tock house if you type i'm sure if i pedal house oh my god i thought we were not saying the p word and he's like let's look what i'm saying is like and he goes under the guise and this is what happens and i'm i'm not saying jason is this i'm saying for my abuser he went under the guys i'm a father i have a daughter her age so it's totally fine it's not totally fine it's creepy and disgusting you have no right being around young children like that like it's not acting it's not set like the parents i mean they could have been around they might not have been around but this is like real life this is vlogs but they disguise all of this as we're acting it was a bit the thing with the minor the 17 year old and the 24 year old oh that was just acting they didn't really have sex [ __ ] that was real oh that was real but okay so here so here's where the friction happened is that david kept playing up this angle that jason wanted to have sex with tana or to have a threesome and it was actually starting to cause problems in your relationship this particular clip is before we even met like he really didn't want to date tana he tried to hang out with her so this was before we even met dude that's okay you're 44 and you're trying to make up with the 18 year old bro stop stop that's disgusting and he did it while the cameras are off and they admit to all of this jason i mean with peace and love jason i don't know you but you're really embarrassing from what i can tell it's embarrassing and like it's just it's creepy doesn't he feel like doesn't he just feel a little bit humiliate he must feel humiliated by david like david perpetually humiliates him and you told me before you were recording that on their podcast jason only gets 10 they do a podcast together yeah and david's like you only get 10 percent yeah maybe it's changed maybe now that jason has more but i don't know it's humiliating yeah beyond just paying making less money it's just humiliating to pay him 10 percent this was my favorite thing during i'm right jason don't you have any software go ahead show me i have to see it show me that jump we're all getting canceled for their racist jokes including jason and david they bring in king bach they bring in two people that are never in their vlogs so uh dan pull up this clip so you so what is what's the context with this clip uh oh you can you put wait oh okay you play for me now then daniel shut up put you in the wheelchair jeff got shot did you know that you got shot jeff come on in here let me see that bruise we were peacefully protesting we were riding i wasn't there [ __ ] looting smashing upstairs too [Laughter] look at their reactions compared to jason okay so he's talking about being at a peaceful protest and getting shot with one of those like pellets or whatever jason's and him are like laughing at it like these two guys also they're never in the vlog king bash i'm sorry i forget this guy's name he was on the reality show house i forget his name but they're like they bring him in during the black lives matter i think they're all getting canceled for something else and he's like we need to talk the video is called it's time for a change and so he brings in these two guys that are never in the videos african-american whatever and then they proceed to talk about jeff like caucasian being like shot and like just like laughing at it you can just see like from this guy's expression versus like jeff and him like laughing and this guy's like what the [ __ ] like you got like you know what i mean like it's a serious [ __ ] anyways it's all cringy too because these are guys that are never in the vlogs they're all getting cancelled for being racist which they were in past vlogs with seth and other people and it's like oh you know what i'm gonna bring two african-american guys in here to just kind of like i'm not racist if i if i can be devil's advocate i feel like they're just hearing it for the first time and jason and jeff but what's funny about being shot by police at a protest like why are they laughing what's the there's there's comedy and everything i mean but what is it i would love to know like what's funny during black lives matter being shot by like because you're white it's like he was there protesting like like if it was a black guy being shot like it's not funny it's not funny if anyone's being shot like why are you laughing because you're white and you could you survived it no tell me i would i really would love to know because i don't i don't really get it yeah i mean you can laugh just because you're laughing at something doesn't mean that you think it's funny what oh okay so it's just like what i'm like genuinely curious i'm not like mad i'm just like genuinely curious what it is i don't know i'm just i'm just i i don't necessarily see everything you see there but let's watch this okay let's watch this okay here we go recently went on a date they were in a dressing room i don't know why they were in a dressing room together but jason was getting changed and jason thought that there was a spark in the air why would she come in the dressing room dressing what we were doing why would you come into it and then this is the best part jason leans in for a kiss you're not giving all the information oh yeah you're right you're you're right you're right that's disgusting like that's not funny and she's like i i don't know if i said it in that clip there's some probably at the end of this clip she's like literally like i didn't want it the cameras were off and he's like laughing about it and even david's like it's gross the fact that he needs to repeat this and then they do this huge laugh like she's 19 year old and he tried to lean in for a kiss yeah it's like you're like a predator okay so now here is uh entice me as much tana just called actually she wanted it [Laughter] again not interested i didn't make the joke guys chill this is the stupidest [ __ ] fight ever she doesn't like town jokes drop it so did you actually get replaced on this phone so so give me some insight to you i take my clothes off i take my clothes off in this bit like i [ __ ] go i lose my shack completely why did you take your clothes off because i didn't want him to use it in the in the vlog i'm like if i get completely naked he can't use it you'll see he like leaves it in and like blurs it out um like when it was an actual thing where we told him like this is not funny like and they didn't make it for a while you said do not include this so he did this for months and this is like the final time when we really blew up and i don't [ __ ] do those jokes he stopped until he needed to get me out of the vlog squad so this is my thing he tried to start kicking me out of the vlog squad with like old david he's like we need to get trisha out when like these old this old video of me saying i support trump's surface right i said like immigrants are stealing our job some [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] that like it's stupid whatever and it came out obviously david's uh daca or whatever and so that's when he started like being like we're not filming with trish i would go over and he's like trish you stay in the car like started he used to film with me every single day and i get it okay fine distance yourself from me like whatever i'm problematically telling you to stay in the car yeah stopped filming with me so this was like all right what does that mean he would tell you to stay in the car like you would go somewhere yeah like we always went around like and everybody would get out and he would say stay in the car yeah huh whatever i mean i get it i was like did he ever do that to anybody else like the boring ones like carly and aaron they always had it like stay back we started using them after i left because like the girls what kind of world is this where he's telling people to stay in the car i mean this is funny i guess you know whatever it's problematic it was old tweet a old video of me whatever and so he's he's trying to start distancing me like getting me out of the vlogs whatever it's again i'm not even mad about that but what was so crazy is he knew this week before i might blow up that's when he started doing the tana he invited tan over to the house to have sex with tana he released footage that jason never wanted in the vlog where jason said privately to him at like a party if you can get tana to have sex with me like i'll buy you a ferrari because that was like david's dream car and like all this [ __ ] he started putting in the vlogs the week of my blow up and i was like i was holding it in i was holding it and i just lost so he knew that you were not comfortable with these jokes because it made you feel insecure rightfully so i mean that's your boyfriend it's not even insecure it made him look like a pervert like i'm like i'm dating this like pervert that wants to be with like it makes everyone look and feel bad i don't mind a threesome i've had threesomes like you know buying trish.com with adam and lena we sell it like i don't mind like i'm not insecure about it no but she's she's 19. i don't want us to go in a room with jason this 19 year old and like she's uncomfortable with it i was just like and tana's a clout right she just wants anything for david's vlog she's like and even that she was like nah yeah no she really watched but i'm not doing that i'm not doing it and they kept pushing and pushing it was so so was jason in on the pushing or was he also telling david i'm not coming to jason's defense he was cuz he was dating me and at the time he's kind of like i don't know even that night he's like i want to put that on the vlog and david puts it in the vlog that's so [ __ ] yeah but jason so both you and jason are saying both saying david don't put this in the vlog yeah and he does i still remember it was like 2 a.m he calls jason like can i put this and i'm like no and then jason's like no don't and then he did and then he did it again a second time that week and i don't want my [ __ ] [ __ ] that's really great he's so gross anyways okay well here there's a lot more yeah surprising vibe crew is what it is these send this i gotta see this that's just yeah play for me oh send me on whatsapp i gotta see the vibe crew wait hold on let me finish this let me finish this vibe crew okay hang on here we go i'm not in this room i'm like sleeping at home or something like i'm not in this she's 19 and nobody wants this threesome nobody wants it it's so gross tana will do it because she's broken and one's clout and i felt bad for her because i see me like at 19 i let people do crazy [ __ ] put a candle stick up my ass whatever anything for like a little bit of money a little bit of cloth whatever and so she would do it and i'm gonna love it i i broken whenever you mentioned the candlestick i just i was 19 i was panicking bro and so i i see the same brokenness in her and she'll invent you feel he's taking advantage so taking advantage and maybe now she's like i love it uh whatever but like literally when she's my age she's gonna be in a mental hospital as well like it's sad because something does make you go a little nuts like you use your abuse and you don't realize it at the time it sucks yeah why do you want to be on twitter your children are on your channel you're so disgusting why are you aren't there i agree and people are like you're so obsessed with it it's like he's still on the internet collabing with a tick tock house of 13 year olds and i've seen we're going to watch that that's uncomfortable and i'm going to call it out just like brandon calvio should not be around this is for me no this is for me because i'm i'm new to all this stuff so patricia is educating me this stuff triggers me but i agree with it because these are actual there's like some there's some disgusting behavior that i've seen patterns of in my past and i think it's disgusting i put you can't run to trisha with this piece of video and be like jason said jason said damn it trisha can you help me with my video you would do anything for me can you and jason have a threesome with tana i think she's in australia where are you i just got off the plane now earlier like i know you and jason did but do other people in the club be like david yeah don't do this yeah it's proven um there's been in vlogs actually where corinna was like blowing todd in a in a in his tesla and they begged him not to use it like you can't use that [ __ ] footage you can't use it he like said i'll pay you like a thousand dollars if you let me use it and they're like no and they're like i'll pay you five thousand like okay fine but they like people have expressed like that they don't want in the vlog and he'll like have to either sometimes he'll take it out i've seen him take it out he's never taken it out for me or he'll like say i'll pay you or something if i can put it in the blog jesus yeah i don't want to hang around with this guy you know what i mean it's like this guy is [ __ ] just looking to leech everybody's life force out for his [ __ ] dumbass vlog yeah yeah so it's easy for him he's behind the camera he's never have to deal with me yeah the subject of his [ __ ] you're here this is our ass okay you know i'm like taken though right sure whatever okay because i just like you're about to ask me to [ __ ] someone no okay um would you ever throw someone with jason trisha how do you feel about jason wanting to have a threesome with you but why me jason because he likes broken girls is that true or true yes why are you in a tesla at midnight while i'm [ __ ] sleeping with like tana and stuff like that by the way i lost my [ __ ] when i saw it he didn't even tell me and david and jason were like oh we were gonna run by you we forgot [ __ ] you i'm doing a whole exposed video you [ __ ] are a pedo enabler you're doing all this crazy [ __ ] like a [ __ ] i've never laughed once in my life like that you couldn't be in the vlog squad then yeah i gotta work on that okay so so this this is disgusting why the [ __ ] do these eight-year-olds have a hype house it's called the vibe crew welcome back i love sports i love basketball and i collect baseball cards and it's great to be a part of the vibe crew wait how old is this guy i'm actually not sure did you get the wrong guy indeed i think so indeed um i don't know this is who i thought was coming your name hey i just want to say i'm super excited about the vibe crew olympics today i can't guys we got new merch that's right i need to be hanging out with like miners like you just like don't need it for a vlog he has he must have so much mixed emotions about david because it's like david's moved on and so jason's forced to be doing [ __ ] like this for 120 000 views getting 10 of a podcast that he's part half of and like god he must really he must hate i feel like deep down jason must hate david true or false yeah true for sure because when we were like sneak like sneak talking because david's like you have to cut trisha off and he's like i have to cut you off sorry david told me and then whatever he like until we still hang out for like three months whatever until he like went to a mental hospital again but he would he would tell me he's like oh i just don't want to go to like a club to go see kylie jenner like they're trying to track kylie jenner down at like dre's or whatever the club i don't even know the clubs and he's like i [ __ ] hate this so like he's like just such a like fake person you like yeah david's 24 years old yeah yeah he's really young they met when he was 18 and jason was 42. imagine being a 40 year old man and an 18 year old telling you have to break what is with david he's like a cult leader literally did you hear what he said to me in that clip trisha you do anything for me right and i'm like yeah what how many why i would never ask dave i don't know what it's so weird it's crazy how uh they're all embarrassing they're all so embarrassing it's so weird he has such a tight rule on that whole party yeah but nobody ever or do people expose him but nobody cares nobody holds anything against david because he's just laffy he's just a laffy fun guy he laughs and everything is fun i don't know what it is about him that he gets to escape it but one day he's gonna be turned i said this i called it gonna turn like a ted bundy and then people are like oh we should be like no something he's psycho like he's an actual i feel like he's not to say sociopath yeah let's let's not use that word shane said he was a sociopath maybe he's an empath he's i don't know david is so careful he's so buttoned up and tight like well now yeah he just stopped vlogging he hasn't posted in like a year like he's just done on youtube i guess but which was honestly i'm happy he did that because of coved very responsible to give him credit yeah well no after after my shenanigan like the thing where i exposed him he stopped putting any like sexual jokes all of a sudden now he became like the guy that gave away money like it was so weird because he's really good at following the trend because mr beast was like mr give it away and mr beast is like king of youtube and people think like if you give away money you're like the nicest guy like dude gives money away so like trisha [ __ ] you and i was like it's obviously a person well it's nice that he's doing it but it's obviously he's doing it for the trend for sure yeah i give away a hundred thousand thousand give me [ __ ] anything i should have monetized that better give a hundred thousand dollars i didn't get [ __ ] [ __ ] out of that i didn't get view i didn't even put in a video that's one of my biggest regrets in life is not monetizing that better i mean i could yeah i'm not even kidding we donated by the way speaking of nice oh where's our proof we i spent it in the group chat did we dan where's the proof you donated 2000 to planned parenthood in 2000 transequality.org so trisha so okay we did we did planned parenthood trans equality because of last week i got dominated was that last week and pop culture trivia now i don't know why you went and donated 2 000 to both of our charities i don't know if you're going to so i'm like let's just do it to be safe of course i'm going to well i didn't think that you would not i just like you know what let me just it was my idea well you're very you're very um i just wanted to do it you're very charitable you're very charitable so and then i was like well so i donated a thousand to each charities yeah proof showed the receipts receipts [ __ ] we got the receipts we're [ __ ] the best people in the world we donate money pretty much every episode just show it in post but just so you know we giving out money we're not even doing it for clout or any weird [ __ ] we're just good ass people i gave away 30 000 last year for my 32nd birthday so are you serious you are such a good person what'd you give it to i did i did 10 000 to followers i gave 500 to eat to 20 people um for that i did transit quality.org i did doctors without borders oh great um i did broadway cares equity fights yeah i divided it up and i raised awareness i think like i said the main thing wait you didn't give away tesla did you give away tesla though did you give away a twitch left for followers no ah not that nice then are you bro i could have i could have given away three teslas with that hundred thousand dollars can you imagine this sucks elon musk is a that's right i have a tesla i like my tizzy wait okay stop let's not derail dan okay stop i'm still doing this whole jason thing on jason and david wallace can you do an expose on this he's more research than us i feel like you don't even like so jason and tana j now here's what clips of jason calling you fat is that okay to watch but it's so crazy because is this fair like is this something you want to watch it was awful but then when like seth is calling us out like everyone's just like wow cloud chasers all that stuff it's like i'm not big nick called him out i'm not the only person who's uncomfortable with david like that's so weird that he gets away with this stuff like it's insane so wait what's the so jason was rude to you and calling you fat like what is this jason like just made fun of my food and my weight the whole time just told me to like calm down on eating this is more just about jason being a dick and not really about david he just always commented on my food he just had an issue with me eating all the time again which is weird because you would think if you're dating trisha paytas you're in for the whole package right i mean but like i mean anyone who's like dating me or knows me like i don't really eat that much like i think it looks like a lot online because i piece things together from like different days but like i don't eat that much in one sitting like i'm not really like no it's a big fat piece of [ __ ] i don't exercise and i'm older and i eat fast food but i like happy meals what were we talking oh did he slap your hand away from nachos okay so yeah let's why this is jeffrey stars that i slandered him by saying that he didn't make fun of people renting houses and then there's literally a podcast clip from the sip he doesn't know what there is and i but there's literally a clip of him saying no i know i just i buy my house you literally make fun of people anyway also this he's an idiot an idiot you know i think we need to slow down on the food that is like maui i do remember i got an ice cream and and that's what we're going to go do next and jason not much has changed jason judged me for having an ice cream at noon still to this day anything about you can have ice cream i didn't say anything oh no we have to get it for the thing but i can't eat it in front of you but we have to get it for the vlog oh okay can we can we talk about this please can you please drop this shirt yogurt see i think what's going on this is what i think what's going on i think secretly you're using this this hunger strike thing you're like gonna blame me but in the meantime you're gonna like lose weight and look hot i think i think that's what's going on now no i'm like starving and miserable like i hate it and eat something i told you i'll never comment on anything again guys this is what happened i wouldn't even give you the credit of if i lost weight i would not give that to you and be like jason you wouldn't give me the credit but you'd be looking you're looking hot as a size lower he doesn't really look hot i don't without you i eat before so anyway um there's more so he calls you fat david and jason run around la making racist comments well dressed as native americans oh that's like a different thing too i mean they just did a bunch of races [ __ ] and he gave apparently a really celici david dobrik rarely deletes videos and one of them jason nash dressed as native americans who runs around la making racist jokes at passer buyers video was scrubbed from the internet see that's what i was saying about the kiss when david gets into [ __ ] he scrubs and he puts block protocols with his mcn which is you know interesting is it possible to find any screenshot or video wow and but here's his apology apparently which is an awful apology let's see i think was too offensive but after reading hey what's up guys a lot of you guys are wondering why i have to delete my last vlog and that's because i made an offensive joke that at the time i didn't think was too offensive but after reading some comments i realized that a lot of you guys didn't like it as much as i thought you were going to for those of you guys who found the vlog to be offensive i'm sorry you did for those of you who didn't find it to be offensive i'm sorry they did so instead of completely deleting this vlog that's a little insensitive what a great apology i'm sorry they did it basically well what he's doing is he's blaming them he's like it's if you sorry if you didn't get to see the video it's these [ __ ] sensitive [ __ ] faults they're just ah you like that dan should i use that next time i get into hot water i'm sorry they got offended for those of you who weren't offended i'm sorry that they did get offended can we sound like that have zach have zach wait we have to have zach sound bite that okay much as i thought you were going to for those of you guys who found the vlog to be offensive i'm sorry you did for those of you who didn't find it to be offensive i'm sorry they did so instead of completely deleting this vlog i decided there's a lab squad dance laugh right there dan you would fit right in i guess they do laugh that hard i'm just fine dan honestly just thinks i'm [ __ ] hilarious really and the cake decorating you're like no [ __ ] well just because he thinks i'm funny doesn't mean they just eat that he knows anything we didn't even watch that yet what is this i apologize for that i feel like i've made enough offensive jokes on youtube where i've kind of figured it out now anyway i mean look i'm i do find the whole reports of like how controlling he is behind the scenes disturbing it's more like hey if someone's uncomfortable with something like how about you just you know drop it yeah maybe just don't put it in your stupid vlog that no one cares about anymore like you know but he is fl it is a whole power dynamic where like he knows that people need or want to be there so bad that he is able to make them do things that they would otherwise and most they wouldn't they don't they don't want to do yeah that's [ __ ] up right but jason used it as excuse to like oh i can hit on young girls because it's like a bit for david jason has no dignity he's basically a dog literally yeah i mean i feel bad for jason in a way because he's basically been cut i hate this word but honestly it's so appropriate cucked by 18 year old cocked by everybody in his life maybe so like i wish he had a little dignity but i guess when he has dignity he's making a lot less money yeah i guess so i don't know i mean yeah anyway what do i know about interesting stuff oh um stay away from miners you don't need to belonging with them the [ __ ] i just don't need to be even if it's innocent like what was that in the house wait but i don't think the vibe house is real no the bypass is real it's so no it's real can you look that up moses that was like a parody like video but it's that is that the real vibe house i don't believe it he was doing like the sway house the bypass like he was doing all these somebody tell me the vibe house please god don't let this be real please god please don't let this be with a bunch of real though this only has 65 000. no there are tick-tockers the vibe house is a tick-tock i'll show you you send me a shirt please god don't let this be real please please please i'm begging please god well i mean here he is with the lopez brothers so that just just he deleted his videos with the lopez brothers but still has the tick tock cup oh those lopez brothers gotten some [ __ ] huh and they're still on tank top and the one lopez brother did the tick tock going live lives lives like he didn't think about it dude how is it that both of them are like end of 14 year olds i don't know 17 was bad so the mom the mo yeah 14 that's that's bad that's very bad like bendy try to blame the girls the manager put out an official statement saying like well they were scammed they lied about their age 14. that's like that's like being that's like saying of an eight-year-old listen she lied about her age [Laughter] it's like dude but was like i'm settling about the did you watch the video of the mom yeah well weird was like let's watch that can you uh moses i'm sorry to employ you now but can you pull that up or dan go ahead uh there's one with the mom uh recording talking to what's his name this was andreas lopez no i thought it was the other one tony was the other brother this is the new one oh he's supposed to oh tripped me out oh and andre yes so he apparently had sex with a 14 year old and the mom called him not sex well we don't know what the relationship was we had an inappropriate relationship but we don't know what the extent of it he hooked up with 14 year old the mom was recording the phone call where he basically admitted he did admit to it yeah and um and the mom is just like epic [ __ ] w yeah this is it i got the mom yeah this is a famous tick tock guys these were like the guys dancing with d james charles and everything and they're super big they're in everyone's videos and they're all hype house are they twins those two no oh but they're both [ __ ] around with young girls it's like their thing i guess but that's so weird two of them here so this mom [ __ ] his whole life up and you are home okay damn she gotta flex with the gucci in this even it's like lady come on we're talking about something serious why you gotta flex the gucci box and you are home 23. yeah you know what can happen to you i do i can't hear it dan you can end up in jail you go to jail i do realize that we need to talk in person i'm bringing my daughter with me and my sister and we need to figure this out okay i'm totally okay with that when can we meet um whenever he's just hoping he's not going to get in trouble by she's recording very dumb ass yeah but also why isn't she going like the police why is she putting the victim and the abuser in the same room like it's just like a lot like i wouldn't bring my daughter she's like i'm gonna bring my daughter and we're gonna talk it out like talk about she did it please they haven't gone to the police i haven't filed a police report well all i know is that she got him to confess basically i guess yeah i mean no that is a huge thing like that's i do hope she didn't bring her daughter though because i wouldn't do that um they're disgusting and the fact that they saw the tick tock channel and like people james charles was trying to defend them oh was he on twitter just trying to be like there's two sides to every story okay calm down okay sister also did you see this charlie amelia she's like i'm looking through the hashtag here for charlie this happened today and oh my goodness you all are so sweet and you have no idea how much your kind words were my heart and it was for actually charlie xcx she her producer passed away so everyone's like here for charlie but she thought it was for her and she was like thanking everybody but it was like that her producer just passed away and it was not charlie demilio how embarrassing she's so self-absorbed i i she needs to be like grounded did you see the boa wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait stop stop stop stop wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa some person named charlie c-x not her a famous is a famous charlie whose producer passed away yeah people were sending her well wishes here for charlie was the hashtag and she thought it was about her yeah and all the all the tweets and show me what she tweeted that is so [ __ ] i'm looking through the here for charlie hashtag and oh my goodness you all are so sweet you have no idea how much your words were in my heart i'm so lucky to have you by my side i love you boobs and then someone's like that is so embarrassing they're like man this is so messed up if you had actually clicked on the hashtag and actually read it you would have known it's for charlie xcx because her great friend and collaborator sophie just passed away in tragic circumstances this is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to a human being and now did she erase it real fast she erased it but now she was trending because of that so everyone was like what i don't like i don't like making fun of charlie because she's a 16 year old girl and she's blameless she's living in a mad world with crazy parents but i mean just all that in a vacuum that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever heard happen to anybody maybe like get off like the internet she's i'm so tired of the 16 they're letting her go to bow about herself and then do paparazzi interviews and stuff like that like get her under control i can't stop she literally i can't believe that happened somebody died and they and she was she just thought people were wet wishing her well it's trend it's still trending number one fantastic yeah this is a day oh my god fans clarify that the here for charlie hashtag was meant for charlie xcx after the death of a friend it's insane god holy [ __ ] these girls need did you see oh bro that's i feel like you can never get over that in your whole life like you you accepted the condolences for somebody else thinking it was just people saying that they support you um it's un unheard of she's 16 though but wow they need to like take her off to talk and put her back in school or something it's insane although her boyfriend did comment on my tick tock really little huddy left a comment on my do you know a little honey yeah i know of little huddy of course who doesn't know little lottie yeah little hottie commented on one of my i wonder if he knows me does he know that i like come for like what did he say was it nice um i can't remember i don't know the context if it was nice though i know i'm trying to find it the way you don't it was cryptic like you didn't understand what he meant how old is the little hoodie he seems he just turned 18 that's why they had to break up because she was 15 and he was dating her at 17 and he turned 18 so like we gotta break up now yes please here it is i got eight million views on it and i i want to thank little huddy i think cause he commented on it i got a lot of interaction really a comic can do that yeah it has eight million views on this one the hud story oh he's down here that's his comment okay trisha okay trisha well let me see look at all the comments underneath it wait i have over three thousand let me see the tick tock what is it finally oh you mentioned him it's a song finally little hoodie makes a song tell me what you hear at the end what's the last word he says ready go ahead what'd you pull it up it's backwards oh he says i'm a vampire oh so you know the song you hear me yeah he said i'm a 21st century tampon so i held up like i have seen the title i said i want to say i started this because i've never seen anyone do the tampon thing like i literally heard that i was like oh it sounds like like he just said okay trisha so is he like supporting like okay trisha no i think it was i think number one yeah i'm a south i'm number one oh i fell babe i think i think on one hand he's happy people are using a song do you think he like knows that i like don't like dixie and charlie come on but like he's like dating them and like going to the bahamas with them i think it was meant to be passive aggressive but at the same time he was happy that you were using a song right so he wanted it to be cryptic but at the same time he wanted it to get views it's a whole there's a whole there's a lot of different plays with that 8 million views thank you for that that's eight times more than i did and it's good for him too because his song i like to think about how to be like okay trisha that's how i picture i'm saying it definitely not i think that was it was like okay trisha it's better than being like okay trisha like enough you're harassing me like at least it's better than that it could have been that okay i'm gonna go with the happy one little heavy lettuce okay trisha fan i'm not i don't really know anything about him i like it you like the hut the pizza hut oh we're supposed to get domino's this episode maybe next time the hut okay that's it we have it that's it oh one other one other thing before the cake off can we show them is that uh i just want you to know that jeffree star after disavowing hair by jay liked tagged him in a post like yesterday i mean that's like actual trash sticking together so good job here i'll show you at least they're not miners at least they're not with like children that are 13 years old oh here here by jay wow great i mean he literally just disappointed this is from from two days ago jeffrey's last video didn't even hit a million views in like 24 hours like it's no one cares anymore like they were literally so done like drama used to help him wait i thought jeffrey was super popular if you see it like 9 million views of video i think the last one just hit like a million no way is it at oh wow 900 why are people not watching his videos it's just like they're over it this is like i got cancelled again so i had this is the one where he said i was slandering him in it which was like i know you actually said that he doesn't even know it's slander and like it's just gross like he's like i got canceled again no you're a shitty person i'm not trying to cancel you you'll never be canceled you're just a [ __ ] person any accountability because all of his other views were clocking but clocking look under a million like that's the same one but still like his old ones used to get like 9 million you watch people's views don't you know i love it i don't do that i feel like it's not good for the soul i love it when it's people like i said i like white watching people's demise when they're actually [ __ ] people like if they're [ __ ] people like yeah yeah but also then that means you're like you're following your own numbers so closely and it's just oh no i literally never know my i swear on my youtube videos like i'm always like i just really you just hate it you just hate watch people yeah okay i love it you track our views you always tell me about it oh well for sure if i'm in it i gotta say no but you track our other views too like why don't you compare myself to how i'm helping this channel i watch the subscribers go up i'm like okay i think that that's some parsley because how's your channel doing i haven't checked i'm stagnant no way i'm not getting anything your channel's popping no it's definitely not you just told me you made a like shitload of money from me from your december the h3 drama thank you you're welcome see it goes both ways yeah so okay wait your channel's stagnant i thought you were popular i always say the same i think i'm shadow band yeah shadow band yeah that's fine look i just want to move on oh is that about me yeah oh one point one nice i'm scared of oh see those ones are good too you got more than him [ __ ] eat [ __ ] jeffree star [ __ ] keep having hair by j in those overpriced ways you're gonna go broke don't wish it on you don't want bad karma but you know good luck i wish everyone well [ __ ] it i don't know everybody changing it everyone what happened in 2021 yeah yeah that lasts for like two days 20 21 to shot keep your channels going the one that said i rate my boyfriend whatever that's what's going to feed yourself no that's slander jeffrey star take note saying you raped your boyfriend that girl needs money okay it's bad karma to you it comes back oh you want to go bake a cake you want to go bake a cake i want to bake a cake and eat it too all right let's go do the bake off all right let's go to the kitchen hi i'm chef ethan and i'm the co-chef trish and i'm the hedgehog you're not the kosher you're just a chef in your own rice okay i'm the sous chef no you're not sushi you're your own sous chef is assistant chef okay you're us you're just beer you're be it own it girl i've been a chef before at betty hannah's you can look it up online i was a buddy hannah shop and i filmed it so i have experience first of all what i've been wanting yeah we want to eat it oh my god it's softer than i thought it would be fun it is so good this is the thing that you roll oh my gosh this is marshmallow mm-hmm i don't think marshmallow cream this is actually so good i'm not baking [ __ ] i'm just eating this is this the first time you're eating sugar in like a year what we're doing today is we're having a bake off to try to make a cake that looks like the picture we've chosen i feel like you chose an easy one out we could chose whatever we wanted you had a torah as an option because i thought it would be funny to actually challenge myself this is challenging myself i am not creative dude i have a yorkie where each individual hair yeah good luck with that mine's just a little bag maybe i could just use this this is gonna be impossible to do yeah and they'll i mean i guess there'll be a vote and the loser will donate to you're gonna be donating to for some reason you said the synagogue and brentwood which is probably the place most unneeding of money i can imagine um can you donate to synagogues maybe i should do to the catholic church across the way saint martin tours just hand it to the rabbi i'd be like here you go anybody he just pockets it cool i'm donating to local food bank food bank in l.a people are going hungry because we're wasting all these people are just people are going hungry you want to go and donate it yeah we could do that here you go you want this mutant freak dog i made it's like i love it all right one of you guys can film yourself trying to donate one of these cakes to a random person on the street and see how they react let's get started we have 30 minutes to try to get as close as possible to the to the chosen cake okay do you know anything about baking um no actually i don't yeah i mean i couldn't even bake this cake like this i don't know how they did it like i tried and mine go flat so this is impressive i seriously just want to go fat and just be like let's you know [ __ ] let's just eat cake so i guess let's start the clock all right 30 minutes on the clock let's go oh my god oh my god that's so nerve-wracking okay uh-oh uh-oh did you just fall apart yeah oh my gosh completely okay well we can make geez i this know how you do this okay oh my god i'm ready buttercream frosting wow i'm trying to form it squeeze the cake into a pause you know i'm not sure if that's the right way and where's the brown you're gonna mix them yeah this is the color wheel okay we've got okay google oh you guys sure you guys unplugged my [ __ ] fairy oh my god this is amazing a little breakfast what do you blame getting fat on if you can't bake like how did you get fat if you don't cook how do i get fat if i don't cook i'm gonna i'm gonna eat you post mate or what like a monster yeah postmates but was it a gradual fat or did you like yeah it was gradual no i feel like you kind of there was like a turning point because you were like super skinny when you started a h3 podcast me i was always bad my whole life like i gradually got fatter yours was like no i was skinny i mean i was 1 30 when i went to college that's what i'm saying it wasn't a gradual piece of medication right or depression or both yeah deluxe i think lexapro major fat i think the electro pro doesn't help i wish i had an issue like that that made me fat like birth control or something how the [ __ ] am i supposed to apply this it's just disintegrating the cake oh my goodness i'm gonna win but this because you literally don't have to do anything what are you talking about i'm trying to make a dog oh my god you're gonna have to donate to the synagogue you want me to give a bunch of rich jews in print with a thousand dollars yeah okay people are gonna be happy about it they have to convert people can we do that for an episode what can we have as an episode where we go to judaism classes for converting i don't think that's like kosher yeah you just find one of those rabbis on tick-tock they'll do it okay google what colors make brown no [ __ ] okay logo what color is mixed to make brown okay [ __ ] okay google you're cheating what colors do i mix to make brown i'm starting over i'm just gonna start over because this is not happening let's get those [ __ ] little leggies out there boy oh you're like starting leggings are you not doing the little cushion for your dog what do you oh the cushion [ __ ] the cushion nobody's got time for that [ __ ] oh my god look that doesn't even go get the little leggies there we go now we're talking what the [ __ ] are you doing i'm making hermes i'm like actually trying unlike you if i had a what i'm proud of myself i never i'm this artistic what's up aren't you like an actual designer for like clothing like what the hell how come we can't do this no i don't think anyone gives me that much credit you know a fun fact whenever i'm doing tick tocks and i want to make something look aesthetic i cut and have moses do all the work and then i act like i did it like making the two oh this is actually a good artist he's so good at making everything pretty and then i just pretend like i did it oh that's a great strategy yeah oh i ruined the air mess no oh god oh no i was doing so good actually i was like so proud of myself okay i gotta make brown okay we got black i'll just i'm making a black dog interesting give me some red i don't know what the [ __ ] do i know ela you can't ask how do i make brown mix all the colors no there's so many of them you can't mix all of them and i won't have any get a look at this okay so what do i add more of what do i add more of we could have at least cooked something maybe like pasta like we could make butter butter noodles that would have been accomplished you just what do you mean butter noodles you just cook noodles in the morning no last time you made them whenever you left you're making them for theater so i went home and made some and mine smelled so much better it smells so good my butter noodles are amazing whatever what's your so what's your recipe boiled i can't tell you because you don't make yours with pasta water salt or trader joe's butter and i have the secret butter yeah i'm sure trader joe's makes the most delicate butter oh like your orlando lakes one from ralph's would be any better well i'm not claiming to have like this exclusive butter i am okay well it's from trader joe's so it's not this counter isn't even clean probably oh oh thank you and you have like maids every day you have a clean house okay don't act relatable it's probably not even clean i'm not trying to act relatable but like i don't want to eat off a counter that wasn't like wiped down in a day or two no actually i don't care i just ate something on the floor oh that looks just like a bag i'm so impressed this is the dumbest thing ever we are both that looks so much like a bag i'm just super first i got a shape going so you can kind of see a dog shape here for me so how was your weekend you know while we're here we were packing so nothing that exciting oh good that is exciting that's really exciting no you know what i do nevermind it's gonna make me look bad say it now i really wanna hear it um i just lock myself in a closet and pretend i'm busy and then moses does all the packing for me i think he knows why don't you guys just get uh packers we are tomorrow but you know like my valuables and stuff i'm lucky because ila is just loves packing i think elon moses have a lot in common they just do [ __ ] they get [ __ ] done it's like they're related almost yeah it's almost like related here we go it's doggy time ew yeah you know what i'm talking about i know you put it on your instagram you're like time to have sex this weekend i'm like oh nobody needs to know that my instagram yeah he said teddy was away for the weekend and you guys were oh no it didn't it was just a joke was it a joke it wasn't a i mean it wasn't a joke exactly it was a picture of that you were having sex someone filling cream into uh that was disgusting here you could can you show that on screen um whoever was editing yeah it was just someone feeling creamed jelly donuts but it wasn't a joke just speaking you just wanted people to know you had sex you're like i forgot i'm having sex yesterday you could announce it every time i bet you do and i was like why is he announcing this this is the best the funfetti oh my god i feel like you just do fun of me so you can eat and you can't yell at you we should get dominoes to you know because sponsor do why are they not sponsored by domino's gallery they don't even want to follow me or acknowledge me i think they would rather me not be associated with that like they're like this [ __ ] is giving us free promo no i think they don't want it because they never acknowledge me we need to keep giving them like weird ass promotions where they're like we'll eventually pay us to just stop talking about them they're like listen just stop talking about is there white die or what that definitely happened it was rumored that louis vuitton sent snooki good gucci purses so she would wear gucci on the beach and not louis vuitton so it would make their brand look trashy and i know i think that's true i think she like confirmed it who would pay me to stop doing their [ __ ] teddy fresh he was like listen i'm trying to build a brand here okay i need black i'm done that's disgusting shame on you at least mine looks like what i'm supposed to make it you're threatened you know you know you're falling behind oh my god i'm done with mine mine looks like my purse and i did a little logo i did another logo we did bram you better show the back of that first by the way no no the cake is presented in the back nope look at the back no the back of your kitchen oh my god it's all good you don't hide the background cake that's like saying oh turn around let me see your ass maybe i don't consent to that so i'm not consenting to my cake to that either can we do like a dancing with the stars episode two and see who's the better dancer like get a professional dancer and dance yes who's your dream guest people always say you say yes to my dream guess who's your dream guest why would i ever need a guest when i have trisha paytas with me oh there's no one i mean that's kind of true i am the best guest hr has ever had i'm playing a win i don't know if you noticed but you're actually just sitting back eating cake and [ __ ] because i'm done oh my gosh stop [ __ ] i don't swallow my food ever how much time i got ian oh my god dude you are so scared right now you're scared you're just sitting there doing nothing i'm done i've been done oh my god i'm not like a little little what [ __ ] a little someone who cares about the challenge i won already i i frosted i did it i did everything right oh my god it's like cake boss okay ew done i gotta say i think i pulled it together kind of at least there's like features and a and a formation if to show you've got the ears the eyes the nose the mouth you got the tail you know what i mean the eyes are oh you kind of killed it on the face hold on look at this you know you got the paws behind wow oh so i did my air maze broken but i ate where is it there's the handle but i made it a frenemies broken but where's the purse right here there's the handle the purse is right here and then the logo goes on top of the handle right here this is the purse in the background and then this is the label on top of the purse there's the arames blanket i don't i don't see the handle it's literally right here what do you think this brown thing is oh this just but okay okay hilo come here you know i made um yorkie the parrot's biased the enemies and it says hermes on the blanket what's the bag it's the bergen exactly where the handle is not even a dog that is just what are the handles what are the where's your question where's the cushion for your dog she's got a cute little butt no oh my god no we're voting all around the room okay ela go ahead and vote we don't we don't have all day here look at did you see the back of her cave no backs and we don't show them back now tell the truth we move on yeah exactly not a cute butt no it's stupid i'm sorry i'm biased moses whose is better thank you see give us a real vote you know what's the problem if he votes against you you'll actually cause a fight oh my god dan uh would you have more consideration for the branding of the show i'm gonna have to go with dirk thank you oh my gosh dan you say more branding consideration since when was that a category it's bonus points which looks more like in the image that's the one and only question vote you can't just say actually that's i was going to give the same answer as dan for the same thank you [Laughter] moses you didn't even [ __ ] vote you like basically groveling to her yeah i did i i like the dog but it's scary i love the dog the dog is dirty it's not even a dog it looks like a gargoyle okay the ears are kind of cute but i still ian you make the vote and be and just be fair you have one so it doesn't matter right i won moses doesn't count he's literally afraid of trisha yeah that's your dog of course she's gonna go for the dog just tell me i want to know i want to know i want to know ian which one you like better uh i mean trisha got the orange thank you thank you he's not done i'll give it to the dog he's saying that to be nice because you're yelling everybody mine has a nice color it looks more like the picture so that you don't have your questions it doesn't matter if you don't just turn it the comments around tell us who freaking won because everybody's gonna say clearly trish has won so now let's turn it around and do it from the back that's not the competition where's the brown where's the cushion yours looks like a little gargoyle like you guys are it's your baby of course you guys are going to vote for that anyone want to re-vote i think and if i feel like the comments should vote too because i know i'm going to win okay i guess i'm so i'm donating a thousand dollars to a brentwood synagogue she wants me to in brentwood [Laughter] you know what it actually looks better now that i pounded it it's more squishy isn't it cuter now yeah congratulations brentwood synagogue what a [ __ ] nightmare oh my god all right guys uh hope you all enjoyed uh this this was kind of a train wreck i felt like but maybe it's entertaining all right right i think i was robbed and i'm horrified and disgusted by the fact that my so-called fans and supporters and darius employees more like a bunch of judases i feel like i'm jesus and all these judas is selling me out for a coin new testament reference from a jew that's interesting so that race is probably i say problematic stuff whatever who cares everyone's mine well the jews believe in the new testament they just think it's not so magical oh wait no no no no sorry sorry sorry i'm backed up no they hate that [ __ ] that shit's black they're new testament only right as long as you're testifying you're good okay i'm just confused anyways the cake battle was amazing i love it i'm glad we got to eat so i have to donate now a thousand dollars to brentwood synagogue do you know how how ridiculous that is you're helping like bar mitzvahs like you're helping like all that i want a bar mitzvah on the show brentwood is like the richest neighborhood in the world yeah true they need the money can i just give it to a food bank you can do that too but also the synagogue no come on i don't want the synagogues don't need my money in brentwood oh with your baller come on it's just such a waste of money these [ __ ] these people are so rich and brentwood's a synagogue and brentwood like these are the least indeed people in the world i literally couldn't think of less in-need people anti-semitic it's really not it really is how is that anticipation they need to also that's where they teach they have memberships people pay them to go attend the temple on my behalf so i can go to that temple actually women aren't allowed to pray did you know that at temple they have to sit in the back while the men pray it depends on the kind of all right you were forward you had a female i'm i'm reformed judaism is called your reform judaism oh [ __ ] i'm trying to get into it you definitely are reformed trust me what that mean well it's like the more liberal sect of judaism versus like conservative and orthodox those people won't they'll you you i don't think you could ever even those people won't even [ __ ] let her in the door yeah if i show that i've changed let's try to make an effort to be a little more modest they'd be like girl walk out but the reforms you those are the people those are your people yeah oh my god okay so so just to be clear a thousand dollars to brentwood the richest city in the country synagogue it kind of is right i mean brentwood yeah hey okay okay i just want to make just all right maybe poor people travel to brown wood to go to the synagogue and they can't donate thank you vote in the comments below who had the better cake just so we can confirm that i am in fact the winner and don't feel sorry for ethan just be honest yeah i know i want the true i i want the truth of the truth i want to know whose cake was better and if i was robbed and no foot soldier is voting they this foot soldiers there they're from honor they're only for your no they're for truth and justice yours are not the best feat on wiki feet that's not truth and justice how dare you that's sacrilege how dare you whatever all right so that was pretty fun that was wild all right all right guys so uh see you next week for another frenemies and see you on when's our next podcast stand because we're doing it on thursday and friday oh well i won't be here so you won't be there so you'll have to watch without don't watch fine wait you want to promote something um i no i don't have anything to promote oh next week i will be dressing in cosplay because it's valentine's day it's the week of valentine's day i will be in my favorite romantic comedy movie cosplay just warning i will be gender fluid that day so i'm just like giving you you don't have to dress in costume not saying it's valentine's day what is it so i know yeah i don't want to know because you're afraid i'll show you up you know i'll just show you up i'm just letting you know if you don't think about like why it's showing up like this like why when do i ever think that you always show up for like something i always expect something and i i don't mean this as a insult i just mean it like you know i'm not gonna say it because i think i don't mean that as like an insult because this i was going to say you always show up like ursula from little murphy i love that she's the queen not like because i just mean that she's all done up so i was okay they have a live action little mermaid and megan mccarthy supposed to play ursula yeah like please let me out she's not glam oh you would be great yeah i think because i have like porn disney probably won't let me in the moment oh right right yeah you're dead but it's funny yeah it feels poor and full i was just saying that you have that you have that grandiose no but that's not why because she's like thick yeah yeah that's all i didn't i didn't mean i wasn't talking about that aspect of her personality i like that aspect of it i like the disney games and voluptuous i thought she was the queen i loved her well she was like evil as [ __ ] though me you all right i'm an empath see you guys you

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Rating: 4.8468323 out of 5

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Length: 115min 24sec (6924 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 02 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/coolgoulfool]

Ethan: "I cannot tell a lie...like Abraham Lin- was it George Washington cannot, right? Yeah"

Trisha: "I cannot tell a lie was his thing?"

Trisha: "I can, hmph"

LMAO

[u/KeoPanda92]

I died when Ethan kept asking where the handle was on Trisha's cake.

[u/DiscountConsistent]

Lmao at Ethan having to donate $1000 to the Brentwood synagogue

[u/dollymyfolly]

The Jason/David stuff is shocking and sickening

[u/onetimeonreddit]

I'm sorry but Ethan's cake was objectively better he was def robbed lol

[u/equinox5005]

That part where Ethan starts describing his audience as jacked and full of people with PHDs has me cackling

[u/4evertired]

When she was talking about the paint splatter, photo shoot they would do for each other, and wig, sis is a marketing and creative genius!!

[u/alextheelf24]

"Don't act relatable" might be my new favorite quote from Frenemies.

[u/rajde1]

Looking back after watching watching David’s vlog there is way more. He does jokes about the most basic stuff. There’s no thought no set up. It’s just your fat, your black, your disabled, and you’re a slut. He just edited it and cut it in way were it was funnier than it was.