Monster Factory: Halo 666 Finishes the Fight

[Music] hi Justin hi Griffin and wow what a thrilling adventure this looks like and it looks can I say this title screen is so much more accessible than the other monster huntin title screens yeah you don't have to hold in all the shoulder buttons at once it lets you press any button so I'm gonna go ahead and press the button on my slacks and see if holy-shit gonna skip a lot of cutscenes in this one hey Capcom did you let us skip the cutscenes Capcom this one can I press my slacks when I press my slacks button to skip the story of the videogame Oh God oh [ __ ] Justin terrible news what is that so it's such bad news this video is going to be I think half banners waving in the wind because there is no skip cutscene button I am fiercely pressing my slacks okay here oh my god Justin there's so much cutscenes as the issue and I don't know that they do good job of establishing the characters as it were no I mean there's meat cat nobody loves him and his big hams there's book woman and her magic lantern that she uses to cast spells her husband is actually his solos in that Lancer should we cover it a lot but hey it's me Bart Simpson is that one Bart Simpson can't do that again can't go to bed back down to that fertile well I think he doesn't know why Bart Simpson though if I can't just say that he does look like we're publishing these infrequently enough that I think we could do Bart Simpson in everyone and folks will have forgotten that it was ever a thing could you not take off the [ __ ] crawl the conquerer gauntlet that you used shoot rocks at dinosaurs like while you're at the dinner table okay here we go now we're in business let's do a lady yes see what these presets are looking like I mean the presets are nothing none of this matters I think before we dive into deep we should really explore what made me excited to do Monster Hunter is this sort of setting where you can put on some makeup right and this is all very good what makes it great is you can make it real glossy good yeah real metallic and then transparent well I thought I wasn't going to like transparent but just having sort of a slight the transparency you can set it to look as if they right they've been cocooned and that they were could they will chrysalis out into a beautiful moth person this is so much dude my dog this is a whole heck of a lot this is hot like this is radical yeah you like what what a powerful person and then what we can do is we can change the position on whoa what's up setsuna that's actually pretty dope or we could to go sort of another route and just make it real big let it go off the face you [ __ ] cowards we've got kind of a mystique vibe and then I hate that so let's go ahead and ruin it ruin it Deathstroke a lot of superheroes are just kind of robotic face people huh yeah this looks like distress sister has it been a green one AB green destro yeah we can do like green like a Master Chief a cool new woman Master Chief his armors without that shade if memory serves all right yeah it's been so long since a halo yeah so now you know what she looks like it looks like Master Chief and Cortana finally master Cortana my fan fiction has OH - has a daughter the dirty stuff oh you can do a second one on top you can do oh okay when that's gold a little bit oh you like a gold and then over the eyes over the eyes yeah and now she is a battle toad oh no she's a battle dude because it I went full battle toad with you far on this one well hold on now maybe do we want to do a battle toad I'm so into John 1:1 eight the daughter of John 1:1 seven and Cortana like that's such a powerful idea and the community has can I just say the community is waited so long and soap they've been so patient in that they have any and they're so patient they haven't even asked for it you know like that's how patient they are is that they haven't demanded it and isn't that what we should be rewarded I finally finish the fight do her hair right make this one just over the eyes yes I love the idea that she has her father's face mask you've got your brother's helmet your mother's eyes cuz your dad is just alright well we found the hook for this one real fast huh it's you know what I've been trying to think about hooks earlier because I think it makes things a more guided experience for the viewer they know what you're trying to achieve and that's all we're trying to achieve the fan what the fans demand Jordana short Ana's fun sounds like she's wearing shorts it does which I love that whoa oh yeah yeah okay wait a minute is that a little file Pam it's pretty final Pam actually I am I sensed a rad hair I'm just trying to find like a helmet hey there we go there we go make that blue I'm pretty sure that's Cortana's hair just a we're doing legitimate fanfiction right now and I'm yes and I how do you feel about it right now currently great do we want to go a little bit more subtle okay yeah Statesville I mean since she is half computer-generated I guess she could kind of shift it based on her moods do we want to even get into how the logistics of a hologram human interaction now we probably shouldn't folks will dial in a little too much on that not enjoy the rest of the great jokes we do in the video yeah I don't want people feverishly googling for how that might work just it did work okay it did and it's fine it's all good uh here's probably this haircut it's not giving us a lot of options visa VI it's covering so much of the face how important oh oh damn oh god these eyes are actually too human yo and I'm getting creeped out looking at them yeah oh god I don't like that Griffin oh he's alright yeah stranger color of the eyes if you give us the option to make two different colored eyes you know I'm going to do that every time game Why ask so one is like Cortana color Master Chief's eyes were red like a red eyes with blood now she's got 3d technology built-in she goes to see Star Wars the Lando movie in 3d doesn't even need the damn glasses I would be so [ __ ] can you imagine just being some [ __ ] [ __ ] Jaggi just hanging out in the woods and then seeing this come for you she knows she'll see a Jaggi eat like a buffalo or something and that's those big eyes are like kidding like you like it I like it like Oh God - there's something about the eyes in Monster Hunter world carrier creator that are - considering I don't feel like I've ever seen my character's eyes in that game the fact that they're so incredibly realistic and they're staring kind of right for me I'm not enjoying I'm getting real world upset I just want to be able to stop looking at so whoa boy alright oh boy now I like that cuz that's you can see maximum eyes okay that's all the eyes you get the most mine as you can see knows they're never funny one day we'll find a funny nose well final funny nose one day isn't that always the hardest part of like if you're trying to do an avatar that looks like you when you get to the nose nobody's always I don't know yeah it's like a nose the nose that I have what is the deal with noses in character creation oh this could be fun okay that nose I guess is there none of them are good the other problem is if you find any nose in a character creator funny that isn't like blown out or inverted or beak-like or whatever that's just some knows that somebody and like people watch the video girl like hey that's my freakin nose what's funny about that it's just a nose can we just call this character halo this is the halo she is it seems like why okay do you think the jaw one seven and Cortana maybe would want to remember the thing that brought them together in the first place and they would call hello hallo do you like that oh she likes it I could see your hey oh oh the mouth too is like that it's making the mouth look so realistic I don't like it she's trying to talk to us I want to be named hallo Griffin Justin finish the fight daddy sandwich sandwich sandwich wait wait I mean okay wait so I'm like I mean I you're gonna go fight monsters right yes this shouldn't be an option of like I want the good button for when they bite that's pretty cool that one's got a big knife well they all got big knives huh these are guns uh in this game you know that there are you know but I mean like the space pissed all the famous Halo guns space pistol alien Rockets Master Chief's favorite gun but this was the name of the gun the heck rifle the beam boy I hate that [ __ ] hat Justin I got to do this I'll have a considerable sort of difficulty spike at the beginning if we go no armor but it feels like I don't want to cover up the beautiful head that way we can get some buzz around this one I'm all about the SEO and if we put up a halo 6 video people be like finally I can't wait for this one to come back halo 6 is gonna have dating game elements we're all very excited bout that everybody's heard about that though I just move it what just so you can move these windows what halo 6 [Music] did you hate my uncle works it didn't - no halo 666 he's gonna be out in the year 14,000 51 ad it's a good name let's do it I think that's very good I like a name that it would serve for like a cat yes just like well these little guys are really cute oh just look at him when I did one to look like my kitty and I gave it the same name is my kitty oh that's fun but I asked my kitties so many like pushing like he would be like better luck next time partner I've got some turkey to eat feed your cat just straight turkey whole turkey do you think if I told Paco like usually cute kitty cat do you think the power could be like what the [ __ ] is a cat I don't understand understand what cats what's a cat just another alert that I don't think there's gonna be any combination of color that is funny on a cat now you're gonna love this well I okay I you were right I am loving it that's like if master chief were a cat that's the kind of obvious is giving me so in this game halo 666 the daughter of Halo and court are Master Chief and Cortana and Master Chief did get turned into a puss puss and he hates it and it's your job to save him from the curse that the new alien species the warlocks have put on him and this game is called destiny faces various folks oh look at these cool guys just in hearts those those look like devil horns you like the devil ones cooling these flaccid the Fed it looks more like oh how come a kid he's gotta wear clothing this game is so fanciful will make this dark just your cat starts out in a basketball jersey oh [ __ ] dude you're gonna love this [ __ ] oh my god yeah chief well if it doesn't let me pick this game cuz this is the Sony console what if it pops up and gets cast and casas like not today friend we know what you're know Master Chief has taken on the hive and the Fallen and now in the vex now it's time for him to step into the real game fatherhood this is his daughter so wait the cat is that is hold on cat is faster she was killed in a car crash yeah his daughter halo he means he and Cortana I'm starting the [ __ ] game oh wow it's me your dad please don't give my daughter beer this is my teenage daughter halo I'd prefer if you didn't give her beer dad I'm old enough to drink so there's just there's just nothing but they made the game and thought no no wouldn't should we cannot risk anybody not watching this well there's a lot of details in the story you might miss out on cuz I'd land and I'd see a dinosaur be like I don't know what to do to that dinosaur is he friend is he a friend dinosaur should I try to feed him candy oh damn it's the arbiter he loves to do this sneaky boy swims in the ocean comes up and he catches all the pirate ships arbiter how did you get to be such a giant well John how did you get to be a beautiful pussycat listen we both got a lot of catching up to do this is my daughter hallo it's like homeward bound but backwards and sad oh not my boat well this boats on a rock now so it's not very good anymore well this one needs to be cruising right see ya I'm a good boat I know how to duel and bad news Griffin I am now filled with an overwhelming urge to play this video game oh I hate when that happens yeah it's a good thing that we made our wild landing right next to a motel 6 she's giving me the Bible so let's read some of that do their motions it's my favorite book of the Bible right between Luke and John is a dinosaur country map this is a bookmark to Romare where I was praying on Derr Derr Derr Derr my first dino encounter take the milk halo 666 retrieve the milk harvest it harvest your magic for a second you're about to start milking it I don't know why I've bought into the vision that hard the animation look I hear about to begin milking that's okay girl just whoa what am i okay I've gone inside of the app turn off you've discovered how to get that that should be how you discover weaknesses by burying your head it's answers she's sick I need to go in the dyno Dukey do you think they they filmed that scene Jeff Goldblum was like oh I don't want to touch the Dino Dookie but he really really super did would it be good in this part if I got in there it's actually just a hollow plaster thing yeah shouldn't we make it um I think we should make it a real pile of Dino Dino Dookie do you realize I don't even know where we get that Jeff so in this mean the children are gonna be hiding from the Raptors in the kitchen could I pop in there and just see what's going on in the Dino Dookie I don't think there's gonna be any in the scene Jeff I still think it would be a cool choice it would sort of add some comedy enjoyment it's something called check-offs Dukey wherever you show up I love Dukey it early in the film people will expect it to be a major prop in the later stages of the film so okay we got some we got some rewrites here that Jeff asked for the t-rex is gonna roar the banner is gonna fall from the ceiling it's gonna be a big climactic fight and it's gonna land on him as he's hunting for the Dukey and he'll die from the banner falling on it he said he wanted to see he said he did the sad ending that also still allowed him to quote get his mitts on that brown stuff he was in the flies we can't say no ah sniff these up love it mm-hmm I already did it so don't give me the [ __ ] tutorial about the footprints you know I already sniffed them good there is no track I sniffed it all up off the ground I said I did a line of that t-rex footprint so don't worry about it look at what at what great Jaggi would not be absolutely terrified look at that look at that hell yeah oh [ __ ] okay I want to do oh yeah I took my [ __ ] hero moment there like a funny we're doing a comedy video and it's funny if we get to be the ones who do this stuff it's actually called it's called mom told me I'll stir Factory I don't know what I'm trying to skip the loading screen that would be a super cool skill if I was able to do that I turn this whole city into one big sword I was trying to do a quest with a bulletin board run away yeah hey she's wearing bulletin board armor posted yeah I'm looking for a drummer for my band and she's got the sign like on her pauldrons dad dad ster chief to Easter miracle he's lost weight why do you get the hug are you looking dad oh don't steal my dad Chelsea Handler yep yep yep I know I'll never get that affection from you John I told you to call me Dad even though I'm a cat now I'm still your father where my dad get a [ __ ] shovel from my dad got a weapon before I did what are you what the what the [ __ ] did you just do here's an effigy to my own head I pull this out of my [ __ ] what fine dad you know what dad I'm glad you have hobbies straight I mean I yeah she's probably vegetarian I'm about to go murder a hundred animals though I does it really just doesn't she doesn't gobble up their flesh afterwards don't like the taste did you choose fish wait a minute you just decided were pescetarian what the [ __ ] that's the bullsh right there well as a fantasy world so it can be like these are fish berries this doesn't feel sporting I don't even do it that seems down he's got a shovel like ready to bury oh oh okay bring him down bring him down hon just and I just don't know bud yeah yeah I mean it's this is my worst enemy the arbiter yes yes advancing on you he's on you that fight was oh yeah I mean I've picked up that fight started and finished it in sort of one go she just she just tore off the hey get some honey from that beehive all right rip rip so take the whole thing anyway best of luck bees [ __ ] off wow there's a lot of Dinos in here huh just in them in them yeah [ __ ] it you owe me a tombstone this [ __ ] cuz they're all Untouchables I'm not the gun you use your gun although someone comes stand in front of this someone come be in front of this Oh alright we got a bunch of people bones let's go turn that into a hat let's sit we need to iron or we can do that yeah it's no problem man this is funny this is some funny upgrade trees I'm loving that we're spending some time in there now what do you say we bring our services to the people expeditions none available none no we're here we're good actually we're all good are you sure looks like you got space in your party we're looking a monster factory if you guys have ever dreamed of being on that series let's just look one more time anyone I got my dad cat here no we're good I mean it doesn't matter what I order it's gonna give me me unpredictable platter here's a shoe and some monopoly hotels yep um eat him up good just kidding it's fish again gotta prep yourself let the Beast know that you know what it needs and that is a fierce tug on the others don't go my aeration please you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay creepy creepy creepy creepy creepy creepy hello creep the creep creep creep the creep I'm fine I've made myself small don't give me the red don't every dinosaur in a 30 foot radius is like whose [ __ ] gym also look at this maybe I just have them walk into my let's make a good bottleneck all right gang this is how this is gonna go bong trotting on this way towards halo 666 all please come on just this one time please Todd please Todd let me see much up the dyno Todd Baba tale d'emic sake Todd damn it Todd oh look at my key natural camouflage Justin all they're toast just over there water [ __ ] toast come on give me that head that weak point yes yes he's knocked him out get him she won't stop look Oh Justin taste her bun she can't be stopped she's just still chopping just kept anything has your God not your cat your cat is great actually has your cat know neither of them have done anything and so for that they will get the rock he knows where it is to deserve the rocks oh my God look at that [ __ ] are you kidding me with those pecs Justin these pecs are unimaginable go on a date with thick hard pecs I can't hear the music look but look what I'm making for you Raj I can't hear the music just I'm gonna cook this up nice though yeah oh now let's get take our packs in there okay let's scoot it back a little bit my too close here it was empty done the dental I didn't do that there's been a murder it was reads if we can't crack the case boy but case Krakens hunger business Oh thinking me their work anybody have some brain food baby oh my god oh the game didn't want me to make a comedy video not this time and that's the pregnant drag race there is that's how it works beautiful circle of life oh here's a frog Oh is nasty guy I'm not gonna punt the nasty frog we're learning a lot about hey we're don't don't accost my dad do you see it get off my dad's nuts bazinga this seems like an over overreaction exact wrong way oh maybe not hello now here's a helpful prompt like this boss of how to do the thing you're literally explicitly doing exactly right now and also shouldn't be doing at this point in the in the experience nearly always taking a break we're doing over there man please please please don't move what Todd oh I got one here okay but now he knows what I'm [ __ ] capable of your power said that the monsters tired and my question be from what from your slat from my one slap my one insulting slap why's my dad have a new baby and his baby kick oh it's a crossbow oh it does look exactly like a baby carry good tell me these things dad when you have a new baby finish the fight baba oh no his sons are there too oh this is like so no issue that in front of his sons yeah watching your dad watched him you killed their dad in front of his sons Wow yes yes 10 seconds ah good enough good good day I just really wanted to play online with new friends but I don't think we're gonna get there because nobody wants to be friends with with Halo 666 because they're afraid of spoilers I guess I don't blame him what would you give halo 666 juice and since it is a video game that is a person maybe we could use just sort of the regular video game sort of critic scale that we know about so it's either a 10 or an eight point five or four I would give halo 666 an eight point five ah nice I'm so glad you said it what a relief that's well as well he give days and we're not really feeling like it you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah well we don't really want to think about it too much eight point five seems like a very fair score they tried their best the fun factor I would give a five out of five actually so I use a different scale numerically for this I feel like you're not even that concern with sort of where I shake out school why I mean think about eating meat it's so funny this meat once I have sex with you why eight point five seems fair Justin it's a I'll use a video game rating scale so it's like eight point five out of a good yeah like that and then we could do like um an update when the DLC comes out and be like now as a three we beefed it sorry we didn't play we only played an hour we spent most of that trying to line up a judo chop also using like online updating cuz games are a service now political now with me games are a service now so when she's doing the judo chop it actually is in 9.25 so her score increases let me help you with that their basket let me help you with that basket thank you for stopping this war well you got hey what you got in the basket but it up a bit a bit a bit of it 9.25 right there I'm being a real brat to my dad huh there's no ways take me to Kings Island this time what is the liquid though you know there me like we never talked about what the juice is what is it is the juice is it ecto cooler is he very horny I think it's reproduction let's let's take him back back to the lab for bird experiments

Channel: Polygon

Views: 788,520

Rating: 4.9297748 out of 5

Keywords: master chief, Monster Factory, monster hunter, monster hunter factory, monster factory monster hunter, cortana, halo, halo 3, master chief and cortana, master cheifs daughter, monster hunter world, palico, meowster chief, Justin McElroy, griffin mcelroy, funny character creator, videogames, video games, polygon

Id: Bn0-8IqxYsI

Length: 29min 47sec (1787 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 13 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Raidenka]

I've missed this series :)

[u/ecctv]

I nearly jumped out of my chair and blew food out my mouth yelling MONSTER FACTORY when I saw that. I am v v cool.

[u/Zeegh]

I only started watching Monster Factory like 2 days ago. What have I been doing?!?

[u/Simplycybersex]

FINALLY!

[u/RoadHazard1893]

Meowster Chief is one of the best names they’ve come up with.

[u/EGG_BABE]

I could definitely go for a Part 2 of this one, this was really good. And the joke about rating her like a video game meaning only 10, 8.5 or 4 was absolutely hysterical

[u/RedMarqaha]

Sometimes I watch these episodes while I’m exercising, but I almost always have to stop at some point because I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

[u/prettypinkdork]

That was their weakest episode ever though I suspect it’s because Monster Hunter is a fairly ridged game as far as what you can do

[u/gwillad]

That was a fantastic one