It Keeps Getting Worse For David Dobrik - H3 After Dark #25

that's not what he said he said he does say that oh he does first of all welcome everybody to the a street podcast i am your host maximus my beautiful lovely wife the icon the ceo way out of my league yet here we are good luck ethan do you have any advice to people who are trying to date out of their league thank you keemstar i just gotta be cool yeah she thinks i'm cool guys i still got a chance i got a chance to make this thing work wake up wake up okay i was a little bit late today a little bit and all y'all are talking to the live chat about tanking my wiki feed as um as punishment okay when the has it been 30 seconds can i curse give it a view okay when the s hits the fan are you still a fan right right i come i show up a minute late and y'all talk about tanking my wiki feet i mean come on where's the loyalty this is a foot soldier army bro okay 50 minutes late fine what the [ __ ] okay maybe i deserve it i think you deserve a tank 1.1 maybe but i was doing something i was preparing to make stand with the tank stop it how dare you you stand with the tank about the piece of love your ass would talk like that come on man so unpresidential man there's so much drama in the news i can't even keep track of it today we're talking about you know something so crazy happened on uh the david dobrik front is that there's like a clips channel oh that's how you said eclipse there's an eclipse bro the world is ending there's a clips channel of views the podcast which is david's podcast and i think it's a fan they say it's a fan account but these this fan account dug out from the vault him talking about this seth prank and the way he talks about it is so bad it makes it so much worse you know and um that's what i was doing i'll take i'm just trying to hear you entertain because i want to say wow i'm just going to say wow you're still not done yeah i'm just saying wow wow wow i just said wow right now i'm gonna go watch what a tick tock watch live um go ahead ella it's just i'm almost done issue podcast boom done done done done and that was my show i'm done okay good to go sorry guys i was just so desperate to put that up so before i get into oh then there's like james charles this huge dude james charles just got exposed from another person he was hitting up and like the snaps and this time it's like again way worse than anything that's ever happened is that a a new event it just happened like an hour ago wow oh no exactly i don't know it just happened an hour ago it's already blowing up on twitter and like i don't we're going to talk i'm going to sit on we're going to talk about what trish on monday because i'm going to put some work into it right wow sister snapped definitely snapped philly d finally covered the um dobrik story i don't want to say that uh you know i had anything to do with it but it's nice to see um it's definitely picking up i saw articles about it yeah but like nothing's happening still you know it's like i don't know how you can just i didn't know you could just ignore stuff to this level yeah it's the start but nobody's i guess there's no consequence so as long as no consequence then who cares like i saw him even being touted in an anti-bull here you got to see this [ __ ] uh bullying prevention tour you guys i've made a tweet i said david dobrik going on anti-bullying tours like me going on a tour telling people to lose weight it's just nobody should be taking weight loss advice from me did they remove his shirt no here he is yeah nah that's a huge thing like that headshot yeah that's the same one i always say i don't know why he loves this why are you touching your face what are you musing i mean i don't get it oh this okay we have all kinds of juice drama he's also blocking we found out keywords on his vlog to prevent people from talking about it anyway we'll get into all this but first i wanted to mention hi shredder you saying hi to everyone i wanted to mention that we have a new little drop coming out on teddy fresh gotta hype ila up this is some ela stuff this shirt finally came out yes my favorite heavy work shirt by eli klein it's a pretty i mean it's really incredible the detail always wanted to do to find a way to like take stuff from my sketchbooks and find a way to present it and share it because you just can't really share sketchbooks or really even present it so um this took us a year because we wanted the shirt to be really nice and to get the artwork to fit the way i wanted it on each size too like it was a whole thing well it's really hard to make it look like it's actually markers like someone actually just like if you got it looks like somebody just drawn it with markers that's not easy to do so there you have it that's that that's why i had to draw on every single one you do on every singular um and then also women's pen new releases women's pants boom women's pants where are you at here they are women's pants boom boom hit him with that oh you got that rubber patch hit him with it why'd you have to why'd you have to do that to him yeah you didn't have to why'd you have to do it why'd you do this what the hell you know gotta put that extra spice vibe and i'm gonna take a little credit cause i designed this one thank you very much i designed it got a vibe this and the other one thank you thank you with peace and love okay that's it so go to teddyfresh.com see if there's something you like thanks all right oh and then another thing before we get into the goss in the last episode of the street podcast we had this whole fashion show that was really great and we were specifically making fun of this balenciaga shirt and then of course everyone's like yo trisha actually bought this shirt yeah that's so cool it's pretty funny it comes with two hangers yeah that is so funny i like that so balenciaga made this shirt taking the piss out right there and they sold it for like 1300 bucks literally looks like a project like this looks like this looks like a hane shirt i mean she doesn't like it i think she obviously just bought it for the gag uh pretty funny though you know it's a good guy it's true that even the shirts they used are like like like the trisha said like hangs just really shitty generic nah no way the silhouettes that you use you will not convince me of that and that's [ __ ] what this plain blue shirt isn't just i'm not saying they used hanes i'm saying the shirts that they use are like some [ __ ] generic costco stuff no it's really nice you're crazy bro are you talking about the same item i am this yeah what's what what do you mean i'm sure it's made of really nice fabrics i know i'm sure it's made of nice fabrics but i'm saying that this shirt on the front looks like something you would get at costco okay yeah that's the design okay brother i know what you were saying anyway she bought it that was funny what can i say yeah yeah i want to see her in it let's fast forward oh no not jason get the [ __ ] no wait can you erase someone from a video uh let's see if i can find a shot without him there you go bye [ __ ] well don't be stupid that's so funny i'm gonna get my boyfriend's opinion on this when he comes but what do we think nah you can't approve in my opinion [Laughter] i don't know you guys i don't know daddy i wonder if she kept it also look how it like too much yeah i would like that too it pulls this it's not even like you would think if they would they would at least like engineer something exactly yeah it just literally pulls your shirt yeah which doesn't even spawn i don't know why i'm even pretending like it's wearable but i mean you think they would at least try no i that's the only one why not try to get someone in that shirt i mean it's a fully wearable shirt like if we got that you could wear that i could wear the bat yeah you know why not i'm going to david's surprise party tonight oh my god could you imagine i show up in this i mean it looks like something she made i don't think people would think it was what does this have to do with 911 wasabi wabi-wapi or whatever his name is anyway once again shout out to trisha for being ahead of the curve as usual trish is like the sim the youtuber version of the simpsons she's already done everything he's already done it you know [Music] people were upset that i was weighing myself in the previous episode i get it but i'm not going to stop because it's my a token of how committed i am to this diet it hurts it's painful it's not healthy but i'm gonna keep doing it you do it on every episode on the middle of the weekend yes i'm gonna do it once a week in the middle of the week so that'll be on the thursday episodes gotcha i'm committed i am going to stay strong i'm going to step on that scale and face my demons every [ __ ] week and i'm still on keto a raging state of ketosis which zach i actually feel fine i feel fine it's like the word ketosis is funny yeah am i i'm not alone in that right no it sounds ridiculous yeah it sounds like you're undergoing some chemical reactions like no i just don't eat carbs it's not that serious i feel fine though i mean i don't feel like weird or off or sleepy or i mean i feel totally fine good a little constipated but yeah that's normal a little bit though not too bad like i had a couple of bm's that were super clean that i was happy about like no i would think the opposite that carbs would make you um no way man i'm tight i'm tight and dry down there [ __ ] yeah but i don't know man i just i don't know i was just hoping to see results faster because yours was so it seems like people have such dramatic results with this but okay i'm gonna stick with it i'm gonna stick with it man you're gonna you're gonna get there you're gonna achieve enlightenment i i swear to you thank you guru zach thank you maestro dude i've been ordering chipotle just give it a shot just try for a good amount of time i'm going to i'm fully committed at least a month after a month i should see like real results right zach like it shouldn't be it's like oh i did i lost three pounds no it should be like [ __ ] 20 pounds right well i mean again it depends i mean that's a lot it depends on those [ __ ] lost 70 pounds in two months i want that was it it was three months and i was running every day and it was young okay you're changing the story you literally said two months ago the first time he said yes he did because i was like wow that's more than a pound a day how's that possible three months three months yeah okay whatever dude something's a little bit of a stress you're setting yourself up to failure that's a crazy expectation i'm not quitting okay but don't expect such a big uh because then you'll be disappointed you know ex expect disappointment and then you'll be happy ela i have throughout my life always expected disappointment so why change now you feel better like do you feel are have you noticed the clothes anything no i haven't noticed the clothes the clothes are tight this shirt barely convinced me this is the xl i guarantee next week you will i guarantee you by the way teddy fresh stuff first of all but he looks better on you than me i gotta say it does it does fit you well and there was a moment where you started thinking like maybe i need to excel that's true and but this fits you well right now so maybe you just need to like adjust your expectations maybe maybe a month ago i wouldn't fit this yes because i remember you're starting to say you're starting to need to excel that's not good yeah i don't want to be a 2xl that's not i can live with xl but 2xl is like bro just [ __ ] just [ __ ] well it it really is just dive to the bottom of that ben and jerry carter dude because you've lost the battle it's hard to wear like fashionable things i feel like because i've seen your struggle when i'm like oh we got all this steady fresh and you're like i don't want to wear anything yeah i mean yeah i know it sucks i guess to give you a little comfort i was a 3x that was the highest i was doesn't give me comfort but well no i mean you haven't reached 3x yet you know you're saying right you're saying there's still hope even at 3x that is good yeah yeah right right you were 3x no i'm kidding [Laughter] he's really tall though yeah how tall are you zach six foot three three wow what a hunk [Laughter] so anyway i am committed oh i've been eating these uh chipotles like keto style and it's so nasty because like there's no rice there's no beans so there's nothing to really hold it together it's just a goo bowl it's like guac exactly you get tons of meat basically it gets all the sauce down guac sour cream cheese lettuce salsa it's a gooble and some chicken you could eat it with a straw basically yeah this is sick it is disgusting but it's in a really weird way it really works for me whatever you're eating right now i'm kind of enjoying because i love chipotle for example so now we're ordering chipotle it's so interesting that you love chipotle because you're like i just i find that interesting but i love it because i love the bowl with rice and beans are we getting that for dinner tonight i can eat that every day until you can until you can say chipotle is like all in or all out yeah yeah it's kind of interesting eating it i have to i mean listen i have i'm not saying this as a meme i have ex painful explosive diarrhea every time i chipotle so i feel like that helps in my weight loss too oh god it's because you get like all the salsa no i don't digest the food it's like i didn't eat that's when you should weigh yourself [Laughter] okay i'll be performing an enema i'll be drinking uh magnesium milk of magnesium it's like it's like a [ __ ] weigh-in you're still you know there's a super chatter who said that zach's running was incidental the running wouldn't have accounted for that much of a weight loss it was the keto you can't outrun a bad diet team keto okay uh check this out the chat is saying that chipotle now has cauliflower rice that you could eat that i saw that on them i saw that on um on i've had it it's pretty good can i be honest with you guys i just i don't like cauliflower it's a [ __ ] out to me it's an offensive why you care about cauliflower that's good cauliflower is awesome you care about cauliflower that much you can tell me get the [ __ ] out for vegeta you're gonna this cauliflower is awesome i like broccoli better what's with cauliflower they're getting everything they're in the crust they're the rice it's like cauliflower guy needs to take a take a [ __ ] trip and leave me the [ __ ] alone the cauliflower marketing is one point the college flower guys just needs to win all the awards and just get the [ __ ] out of my life i think broccoli needs more marketing broccoli i like broccoli pretty tasty the the taste sometimes you have to you know take a dive on the taste of the food because you know you will achieve a better result of losing weight like sometimes you're just gonna have to say oh [ __ ] it tastes like [ __ ] but it's all for the ketosis it's better than not eating right sounds like like a um it sounds like a deadly like condition yeah i hate to tell you this mrs klein but your husband is in a cute state of ketosis yeah i'll try it i'm going to try tonight zach the cauliflower rice broccoli soup thank you villa i agree it's great you should make a tick tock to show people how to make it [ __ ] you right i'm i should do i should be making tick tocks because that broccoli soap is like a life hack it kind of is a life hack it's so simple it tastes great and then you can consume so much broccoli without even thinking about it all right papa flex you're on the beer on the your honor come over here [Laughter] um i should you're right ela just tell me because i'm always looking for new tick tock content because i'm basically like a tick talker now that one is great you got to show how to make that okay sounds good so honestly even your quiche would be pretty so easy to make easy to you i have no idea how to do it bro oh my god okay so oh you have to watch my tick tock it makes it like without even looking up a recipe like who can make your quiche without looking up a recipe all right well i just made it i made it once and then you just get better at it that's how i like to cook it's like you either you get it from like my my brother told me about this recipe or you look one online you get the idea of basically how to do it and then now since i know basically how to do it i started doing it myself and figuring out how i like it yeah i think most people can't do that really i guess i'm a genius yeah that's so funny what the [ __ ] you should play the rice back [Laughter] all right you guys want to talk about david dobrik look i know you i know some of you don't like hearing about this but i do feel this is important and you guys are going to enjoy this because it's so crazy you know to begin with even i didn't really think i cared enough about david dobrik's story but the more i learned about it i just really am surprised that no one is talking about it like in a serious way this is a serious well you know situation it's super serious and what's fascinating to me is his ability to just ignore ignore ignore it's like that uh i would feel like if that happened to me i would have to just like go bury myself in and and just and like end it like there's no acknowledge it like right away but he's like shaggy one me i saw you in the bathroom it wasn't me that's david right now no matter how a girl there's some joke how much how guilty you look like the person that was in the situation he's saying he was assaulted saying it it was so bad to him he had to move states like how we're just gonna brush over that point but he had to move and wait till you see this video i have for you today because this for me puts it all in perspective but until then i was watching his new uh episode of views because like i was this is the wrong video that you're setting up this is the comment section yeah this is what this is yeah he's been filtering comments out because i was looking through his comments like i saw on tick tock all the top comments were like when are you gonna respond to this that thing and i was like oh wow so people are aware of this and that went back 20 minutes later they're all gone then i went to his youtube and there was like literally nothing about it and i was like wow that's so weird so we did some tests to see what keywords and but to be fair it is hard sometimes to say people throw that accusation very freely when a lot of times i know i just want to say that a lot of times youtube just mixes up the comments all the time so people will think that's true everyone is deleting comments like people say that by the way it frustrates me i just want to acknowledge that you know that is another side of that and it gets thrown away all the time and everyone well the other thing that happens is top comments on youtube are always um or not but a lot of times youtube like rotates them yes so there's a big topic but so people always accuse you of of so what we did to make absolute sure is that we first of all would put something on his channel and see if we would get through it is enough oh like this yeah if it did not go through then we would go to our channel where we know it's not being filtered and see if we would go through because sometimes how do you know if it went through well here because well because it shows right right ab you can see it in the chat if it doesn't go through you can't see it in the chat when you refresh right and i double checked on a separate account you can always see it yourself so what what you do [Laughter] these guys ring [Laughter] [Laughter] so what you do is for okay let's say i want to see if kiss for example is blocked so i will go and write kiss now you see it from your own account so you would switch to a different account sort by new and if it's not there then it means it's blocked sometimes youtube blocks itself right through their own automated you know filter so then you go to my channel the podcast channel type kiss switch accounts it's there that means he definitely has it blocked so he has blocked kiss and kissing i wouldn't say definitely but i would say most likely i would say okay so very very i mean there's no 100 percent proof but you know it's most likely it's very high up there so he's blocked kiss and kissing we've proven that right i came in here we were gonna do this whole the sa i don't want to say it don't even show it sa you guys know is also blocked a bit because you guys walked in with a security guard so that is blocked that's fine it's fine just don't say it essay and uh uh one test yeah so sa when posted on ours was not removed interestingly you know what i mean so he is filtering out comments very sly of course um now here's where it gets really well you guys i'm just going to play this video and you watch it this is candid take from his podcast after the prank took place you guys just watched this it's a it's five minutes long but i swear to god it's worth every single second so let's listen you know what i don't want to show that image of them i don't want to do that i need something else to show just open another window and put it over it you know i'll just do it like this let's talk about this what really made me happy but today we pulled a prank on on my friend seth oh it's great yeah yeah and now you can talk about it it's probably the best prank i've ever i've ever pulled on anyone in my opinion it was we have this scary mask that we've been pranking people with and it's just a scary mask and everyone knows that that it's it's a mask and i told him i told seth hey man i want to do this bit it's like a dream sequence where you where you make out with the masked guy and it just looks like you're dreaming and you're making out with an old man because the mask makes you look like an old man and i'm like karina's going to be in it and current is a girl in my vlogs and he's like and he's he thinks karen is really attractive so is kind of like the hot girl in david's vlogs yeah so he's like so he's like yeah i'm totally down and i'm like yeah seth just don't hold back you can make out as much as you want have as much tongue as you want just keep kissing her and but what so this part is really interesting to me because he explicitly explains how he misled him he's totally confirming everything we know even in greater detail because he's he because when you watch the video you go why are they making out so hard yeah he explicitly instructed him to kiss hard and he's saying it's a girl that he thought was attractive yeah like so clearly it was interesting exactly what seth didn't know is that i replaced corinna with jason so jason was under the match jason white okay you let's watch okay that's why okay sorry i'm gonna play i'm playing and everyone's everyone everyone in the room's like this isn't gonna work everyone doubted you yeah yeah everyone brandon corinna like this isn't gonna work this is stupid because of the size difference because the size about six feet is about five centimeters and then so i gotta pause because that's another important point to call out because a lot of people's evidence that it's fake is because how could he not notice the size difference and so he explicitly says this is something we were worried about yet it still worked again it starts going and seth is there sitting on the couch jason walks in as karina he's not speaking obviously sits next to her seth leans in and as he's leaning in i'm like [ __ ] yeah i got it it's game over it's in the bag i sit down i put my hand i put my hand on seth's knee and i put my hand behind his back and start rubbing his back and squeezing his knee and then he just just leans in and just goes at it i slip him the tongue first okay very incriminating so gross to think about when you know how set feels yeah that has been assaulted it's really gross even listen don't say that so here is very incriminating he jason says he slipped the tongue first and grabbed his knee so jason made the first move which by the way what what is wrong with you dude okay with tongue they start making out and at this point we're like five seconds in and i'm like this is it this is what i wanted i got what i wanted i'm out like we can end this and i'm like seth seth like i'm ready to talk he's coming now he's coming into my mouth with his tongue so hard you could tell his tongue is did he grab my ass he grabbed your ass he grabs jason's ass because he thinks it's corinna at this point the poor dude probably has a boner and he's really making out with jason and i'm like seth seth seth and i'm trying to get him to stop but hey jason you know you could stop it too right like i'm sorry what yeah how could jason subject him how could i mean first of all jason it let's get playing out of the bit and he keeps going for 25 seconds literally i'm not over exaggerating it's in the vlog 25 seconds i'm sorry i have to pause but like he's like blaming seth you know it's like he keeps going it's like humiliating to him he keeps going it's like you guys could have stopped it any time i think she's making out with this girl that he thinks is hot so and she's a willing participant right like jason's all in why is it confusing to them that he kept going and speaking out with this guy and i'm like i i literally i think i looked up to the ceiling and i'm like god what did i do to deserve such a beauty and i'm sitting there going again i gotta pause it what did i do to dessert he looks up to the ceiling i thought he was gonna say something like okay this has gone too far no he goes what did i do to deserve such beauty dude i'm telling you this clip is from another world and just remember his fan a fan account posted this like what this morning or yesterday man crazy david call it please please just call it david brink her in it's going on and on and it is so aggressive like they're making out like super aggressive and then i call karen into the room and karen is standing right next to me and then and then i'm like seth seth and then seth finally lets up after 25 seconds of making out with jason and he sees karina and he just [ __ ] loses it yeah it was it was my favorite you can't fake that you know it was just it wouldn't be something you could ever fake it was so perfect and i feel so bad and it's just it's it's awful because poor guy had to go through that and his friends are probably going to chew him out for that for the next like three five years of his life well it's really important i feel so bad but thank you god for this joyous occasion and i know here's his life he's going to be running for three to five years so important i know he's gonna get [ __ ] for this for three to five years yeah i know and and then meanwhile he's plotting the next time he's going to do it again seth tells that the homosexuality is not so accepted in his where he comes from that's from okay okay we're sorry okay i'm sorry it's just let me go back he's not so accepted in his where he comes from that's from compton dudes kissing dudes is not so excited that's from compton so it's like be perfect like these straight dudes kissing literally the perfect setup like a guy from compton and i made him make out with another older man it's good for sex it gets him it gets him some air time and seth was really getting it gets him air time this is so twisted what a way to justify it in your head like yeah it's gonna ruin his life back in his community for three to five years but he gets his air time the fact that he knows he's literally explaining in every way how and why it's so messed up what he did he says where he comes from kissing other dudes is not acceptable he's from compton i know that about him which does confirm that he is he did because we know he specifically targeted him yeah and it and i think this all but confirms he did it because he's black and he's from compton he literally just admit that it couldn't be a more perfect setup a guy from compton making out with an older guy yeah bragging about it i mean it's so uh it's it's so sadistic you know and then to have done this and to do it again like he's plotting to do it again so here we go initiated into the video he was as angry as he could have been but he really couldn't because he was just like okay you okay again he says he's he's as angry as he could have been i mean he handled it really well it was he he was he gave it up he was like i don't know what to say that was great a hundred percent that had to be one of my favorite pranks it just it was it just worked so so about him being a good sport i want to tell a little anecdote i've been really deep into this true crime stuff and there's one really interesting um episode i saw i think it was dateline or something like that a guy was friends with his neighbor very close friends straight guy christian guy they were really close friends turns out his best friend his neighbor is a gay man and so he goes on like sally jesse raphael or one of these trashy talk shows of the time and he says hey and they tell they tell the guy you have a secret admirer do you want to come on the show he says sure so he comes on the show and it turns out his secret admirer is his best friend his best friend who's gay and he's in love with him and this guy is from a super conservative family whose parents like are not down with that and and so anyway he plays along with it he's like he plays along with it he's like oh man you got me it's so good you know because he's on television he's shocked he's in the moment it's it's kind of natural to be like you have seth explained an interview it's like you have two choices you know either you throw hands or you just kind of just say it's already done i'm in the good graces of david i just i'm just going to endure it you know and so and it's on camera you know and so back to the story so the best friend brought he felt he brought him on tv humiliated him uh by coming out to him and trying and he was insinuating that he thought he was gay and that he wanted to be with him and if it was the humiliation of doing it on tv that a few days later when you watch the clip it seems like it's all good and he's like nah he's laughing and smiling a few days later he actually murders his best friend because he was so distraught he was so troubled by what happened and the how he was humiliated that he he committed so that my point is is that just because he's playing along and on camera doesn't mean anything no it's skill it can be and clearly was for seth as he says so traumatic i just find it interesting that he acknowledges he couldn't have been more mad at the same time right it's so it's so [ __ ] up dude it's honestly it's just it's so [ __ ] up when you had um you told me jack's hand was cut open because heath was throwing dishes and when i found out i was like [ __ ] that was good you got them yeah no i love the i love the making out pranks like i gotta give it up when you give it up no it was great but um but yeah that's that's all the time we have for today guys but yeah let us know definitely tweet us about what you thought about the podcast let us know how much you hate us let us know how much jason deserves and percentages um check out my vlog check out my youtube channel check out all of jason's speed my kids watch watch my ads is that too much to say is that gravity please come to jason's house and give him money you know i want to say to the people that do watch my youtube channel thank you so much i think that's it so i feel like it couldn't be any worse really that clip for david that clip is just yeah it's troubling and he's and then and then you top it all off with the fact that he went and did it again and now after seth is coming to terms with how traumatized he is by this he is refu he's blocked him and refusing to acknowledge it that is the biggest part for me is like even after all this time he still didn't have the like personal development on himself david to like understand what he did was wrong and try to make it better try to fix something i think my take on david is that he's so on top of the world in so many ways that he's afraid he's not he doesn't care about doing the right thing he just wants to do whatever keeps gives him the best chance of maintaining his current status and for him he real i think he knows or maybe suspects i don't know what would happen probably be better if he acknowledged this as soon as seth had a problem with it because now he's in this position where at any point i mean i don't know he's not he's not at all concerned about what's doing what what's right he knows that he thinks if he acknowledges it in any way then everybody's going to become aware of it and then all of his partners and sponsors and all these huge things he's involved with are all the sudden gonna be like wait a minute i didn't know that you did this so for him it's like i don't think he sees it as an option to even acknowledge it evidenced by the fact that he's like you know deleting comments and stuff and yeah blocking seth's number i mean dude you could have just talked to him on the phone and he said he wouldn't even come on our podcast if you would have just answered his call and by the way i think seth has a really good uh case for a lawsuit for what they did to him you know for damages and for the trauma i [ __ ] it i would sue him if i was seth i won't even feel bad especially because he ignores him and refuses to talk to him and make it right your hairband is so cute thank you i love you you're the greatest ever so beautiful stop stop thank you hey yay it's crazy man you know it's like and now on top of this with the like david with the new james charles [ __ ] which i'm gonna talk about on monday because i just came out and i want to look into it more but like these creators and these influencers cannot stop this madness just stop the madness essays i don't know it's really weird for me like how did they not just you say essay i got you got you gotcha i i didn't i thought you were saying essay no i don't know s a the letter s the literature did people understand why you're not saying it yeah because i don't want to get my whole [ __ ] channel deleted okay um i just can't understand people who don't care about other people i don't know like are they just they just don't have that capability they just don't care if i because i feel like we've been through some things we didn't always do the right thing but we would always immediately try to make i think on one hand and try to do whatever we can to fix things like how do you not i don't know i think david just has like a dude i i honestly don't know i think he just has too much to lose and he's like super scared even then but ultimately you have to do the right thing yeah if you don't i mean but human ignoring this i feel like is going to make it worse and worse it's it is in my head it's only getting worse and worse why why are you ignoring this this is a really serious situation i feel like this video clip actually now makes it so much more urgent and messed up it's like proof that he did it because he's black proof that he knew it was messed up that he was not happy about it that it was real and then on and then then he went and did a second i don't know bro it's it's a lot it's seriously just it's a lot to handle yeah um yeah so he's going on the anti-bowling tour in context of all this which is funny because even besides seth you have big nick who left for being bullied basically here he is no place for hate virtual high school tour national tour dedicated to promoting bowling prevention featuring david dobrik those of you guys who found the vlog to be offensive i'm sorry you did for those of you who didn't want to be offensive i'm sorry they did the perfect apology for the you better take that on tour that kind of apology his his vlogs are literally him bowling people like that's the whole premise of his vlogs i mean they say it's just jokes and stuff and they're all in on it but that's literally the premise even if you take it at face value and say there's no victims which we know there's not that's the premise is that yeah he's like the cool kid bully wake up okay i'm so wild bro can i say about david no i okay i've always disliked the tongue thing i just can put that out there now that we're on this topic the tongue thing has always driven me crazy why he gotta always smile with his tongue you always gotta smile with his tongue up keep the tongue in your mouth please i'm begging you i don't i just dude look at every you didn't notice his tongue is always sticking out like he thinks it's so cute and it's not like a i think i heard him talk about it yeah it's always it's not like a medical thing by the way i think i heard him explain it so i'm not making fun of something he can't control he literally just thinks it's cute he's tongue out guy can we stop the tongue out please oh jesus like it's what's happening my laptop what's happening wait do you see that no why is it doing that on the screen no that document was scrolling you find me a picture of him smiling without his tongue out look one two all right three going off topic here it's the tongue out guy put the tongue in you can smile however he wants oh there you go well he's not smiling though oh that one's a little bit even here you see his tongue peeking out why are you guys dying to keep the tongue in bruh it's not quite soy face but it's like it's just silly face so i face adjacent for sure like this is a lot it's fully sticking out of his mouth this is almond milk face i'm just gonna do that to you all the time how do you smile like that oh like that that's good it doesn't make me cute you look cute yeah i don't know i don't know how that's done i don't know if that i don't know how that doesn't bother people like i've always been like dude stop with the tongue out because he's always i know this is beside the point but since we're on the topic beside the point we're talking about i'm basically oh look it's us tongue out tongue out i'm just telling you tongue out all right i'm out i'm out i'm going to be david dovrick's tongue and get out of this topic you know keemstar oh so philly d finally covered it after i called him a coward which i take no pleasure in by the way but he could have covered this story two weeks ago but it worked right so shout out to philly dee shout out to his family apparently yeah sup sup sup stuff to his family what else you got on the agenda keemstar of course who's known he really cares about it he says should i cover again he's avoiding this because [Music] should i cover this david dobrik jason ash 2017 kissing prank some are calling some are calling it's like bro it's not something it's on video the guy who goes immediately right to our allegations very important this is the guy who just throws our allegations with like no sliver of anything all of a sudden he's not sure if to even cover the story and he's gotta ask on twitter by the way somehow that's [ __ ] up somehow the majority said they don't want it which to me is because it's like the king cold it's like the fact that he's already asking he's already letting you know he doesn't care about the story and also there's no context because if you don't know what it is you're like oh it's just from 2017 it's a prank like who cares so manipulative it's the way he phrased it it's like most of the people are gonna say no he's such a dude like i literally can't no i'm not a good person right that is clear that is very very clear to me how do you feel about the uh nam let's not go there try not to get demonetized this week the last like six episodes have been demonetized so i'm like come on i just want to make just throw me a bone here youtube talking about essays talking about jays talking about rs you know what i'm saying trying to get some cheddar how does anyone even understand what we're talking about sorry guys we are last would you say six episodes or not monetize yeah of of of after dark because they're live six in a row it's brutal yeah soul crushing logan paul claims to one of them nice stupid ass which we've been disputing he's doing this thing where he's letting it expire so it takes like two months to get rid of it nice such a dude i'm a strawberry eventually though yeah it'll go away eventually but i don't like seeing the yellow and like he's being such a douche about it by letting it expire instead of just being like all right fine it's just impossible he's impulsive i can't wait to watch him move to puerto rico man it's going to be awesome i don't really give a [ __ ] but thanks for letting me know uh logan on covid ladies and gentlemen logan on covet hey logan i was uh i just hate to let you know but i was around people that had coveted and we i know we hung out recently and i was told by the contact racers to let you know that you may have been exposed to covet what do you think about that i don't really give a [ __ ] but thanks for letting me know it's funny but that's literally what he said so i'm a [ __ ] blueberry anyway that's what i've got for david all right but i've got a bunch of other great stuff to talk about like what what i'm holding my tongue so hold it on you know you hold it and you keep on holding it it's so hard to hold my tongue on something that happened sometimes you gotta be you all think i shouldn't say anything about this no yeah and i'm gonna let you all know ethan's gonna be the better person and you just trust us today okay let's talk about ab no no zach by the way by the way hold on i can talk about it without showing the no no one agreed to this you can't do this it's tempting as it is i think even even zach even zach ian maybe you surprised me definitely not really yeah no you're living how can you guys be so against this because it's such a bad idea as your as your number one symptom i gotta say yeah you you gotta move but i can't i feel like i'm gonna have to be the better person i feel like i'm gonna have to it's just where is jealousy thank you can we get a little yeah let me just let me hear what joel osteen has to say i better get some inspiration quick love you guys have no idea what we're talking about what do you think i think you should talk about it no hit me with the affirmation come on gerald talk me out of it people don't have the final say some of the doors that should stop you you're going to see them open of their own accord of their own it wasn't anything now you open it you can't take credit for it what you have done they've been bigger more powerful but somehow you defeated goliath that sickness should have been the end but the door opened of its own occasion i feel like you could it was it's so creepy no that was perfect for me i'm starting to believe in jokes i'm starting to believe in joel play me one more because that one was inconclusive no that was it was going to get worse i know it that was perfect [Music] i don't understand how you guys all think it's such a bad idea how can i not it was just so beyond okay i can skip for now but like i don't know if i can hold on to this forever i don't know if i'm mature enough do you want to be a cool guy for me like i told you in the beginning that you're cool yeah i do you gotta be cool jack hey you gotta be cool all right i know everyone's gonna be mad that i didn't say anything but just know that literally everybody here even zack unanimously agreed that i shouldn't talk about it so i guess you just have to i think you guys the foot soldiers should be proud of it and even though you don't know what it is well hold on hold on proud of him for being the better person do you think that if me talking about this is are you guys worried about the other person are you worried about me it's both both everything yeah everything come on man even joe even joe really even joe how could it how could it go bad for me yeah because you're not gonna be a cool guy you will it'll take you out of ketosis well i'll just say someone just was someone sent me some extremely belligerent messages that just blew me the [ __ ] away yeah and that's right and we're just gonna just to give you a simple premise not everything has to make it to the show is my opinion you know i disagree with that yeah you don't surround yourself with yes man no everybody said no to me yeah you surround yourself with no man which is good if you surround yourself with yes man you end up in the suicide forest shooting next to a dead body you know it's like not everything should make it into the footage don't become a a suicide forest guy basically can i just give a one no that's it right okay all right i'm out putting our food down all right it wasn't by the way just see it wasn't post malone if that's what you guys were thinking i don't want it because i know that people it's just it's not anyone it doesn't matter no because i don't want anyone to draw conclusions about who it was it's nobody you would guess there was no it's nobody you again because he's an idiot yeah yeah no i don't want people to start speculating of like oh he got in a fight with post malone because we were talking about it or just i don't want people to start speculating about who it was okay well you shouldn't have even talked about it it's nobody you would guess it's nobody you would guess i'll just say that all right dalia wasn't dalia i wasn't dalia i'm telling you you wouldn't guess you will never guess don't even try it it's so out of vote yeah ethan's telling the truth yeah it it literally would be impossible to guess because it's so absurd it wasn't shane ryan it wasn't anyone i don't want you guys yeah you'll never guess don't speculate i feel like it's going to come out in due time just work these like joe said joel yeah he said let the dough open itself play one more no one more play one more drill nothing conducted you played that [ __ ] joe last time were you guys so lucky well i wasn't even coming so like you played that joel osteen song play it either scared what joel might say you played that joel osteen it was too perfect you played that [ __ ] joel austin okay but but we already made up our minds okay fair enough all right uh i declare that you are a people builder you will look for opportunities to encourage others by bringing out the best in them and to help them accomplish their dreams you will speak words of faith and okay stop it joel's right by the cube what if joe what if joe was like you will tell him about those textbooks right you will have the final word oh that's good just all vengeful jokes the cube works yeah joel's right i'll be i will be a people builder [Applause] kenneth wants me to talk about it i'm healed of jesus kenneth is every time i first of all we mentioned him a few episodes what was the context i said something like you just you only backed in his name because you accidentally you were trying to refer to little uzi vert yeah little tracy you got to confuse you always again it was just passing and he went off again little tracy is very sensitive to me mentioning him because after that brief mix-up he literally tweeted out like h3 podcast keep my [ __ ] name out of your mouth [Laughter] he's got beef with me yeah should i be afraid of little tracy not like you i really think we should be friends is that a bad word about him no trace um i don't think i've ever said a bad word about ian is he is he like a scary rapper or is he like i'm not really that familiar with him i don't know but i don't think you got to worry no no no i think we should be friends i think we should come on the podcast i agree lil tracy if you want to call and discuss i'd love to hear from you because i just think it's funny like you're you're so aware of any time i say and it upsets you so much which i don't get no ill will here is he good why did little vert why did a little vert take off and little tracy didn't well then don't go there we talked about him let's just not even go there he was he was in the the origin story for little nos x because yeah like the cowboy right right how was it it wasn't even about you want to watch a fun vid pretty quick crazy so this is a zoom fiasco so there's a yeah this one's pretty bad a college professor berates a student who is hard of hearing on zoom without knowing that she's hard of hearing you can only imagine the setup already is pretty juicy i've been talking to you miss salazar yeah oh my god wait how are they supposed to participate and zoom then so as i understand for watching it she has something in her ear that translates what he says really loud for her so she can hear it but it just it comes late yeah this guy does not like it miss salazar i've been talking to you miss salazar i can hear you a little bit you can hear me a little bit why didn't you answer all the times i answered i spoke to you then you know thank you thank you why don't you yes why don't we talk sometimes why don't you email me we'll set up a live zoom and we're going to have some real communication at some point in time okay maybe you can have your counselor join us okay oh my god will you hear me that's a teacher okay wonderful do that it's crazy like professor she's actually hard of hearing so her translator goes in a little bit she can't respond like right away she's not paying attention she's not trying oh my god i love how he's not like oh i'm so sorry how does he not know that about her if he's the teacher look there's even if he didn't yeah they just explained it to him and like doubled down on being a douche you know when you're angry and then you realize you're totally wrong but you're not ready to give up being angry yeah but that doesn't sound like a good what's that this is a curb bit this this is a real life curve bit but larry dave would be like oh you're deaf like he would i feel like your dad just told me a story that's totally like what was the story but it was good tell me my dad's story he told a good story it was a story about how he's becoming a better person oh my god my dad's telling you anecdotes okay because normally he said like he has a like customer support because he owned the shop if people don't give customer support is there is a stickler for it and so he will say something and then um he was walking to a cashier and trader joe's and the guy didn't greet him or say anything and uh your dad said normally he would have said something first of all stop my dad is the only [ __ ] in the world who's going to complain about someone else i [ __ ] pray together talk too much people are driving me crazy they're tall they chat me up i don't care like how are you going to make small talk like i know i'm leaving out of your life in 30 seconds i don't care to get to know you always ask like so what do you plan for this evening no you don't care and i don't care that you know so your dad said normally he would have been upset and said something but he was holding his thong oh my god not saying anything what do you want to say something to the manager or something or to the guy like how come you are not yeah and uh and then he found out that the guy was deaf i'm sorry but that's not an excuse if you're gonna work on trader joe's you better [ __ ] say what's your plans for the day deaf or not you can still verbalize something so that's his whole story so it's a good story for your dad growing up god i can't believe my dad actually like wants to be chit-chatted yeah it's because of people like him and zach that i have to deal with this pointless [ __ ] why can't you say hello i don't want to tell the trader joe's cashier what my plans are for the weekend i don't want to be forced into that situation i don't want to even be put in that situation where i have to say anything about what my plans are for the weekend oh here's what i'm gonna say they go what are you up to this weekend i'll say nothing okay but now i feel like an [ __ ] yeah now you're like they know you're doing i'm doing something but i'm not gonna expand anymore i don't [ __ ] care about them you know okay zach what do what would you say what's the correct answer what would you say good question uh hanging out chilling come on whatever you want you can lie to them you know oh so we gotta go there we gotta like invite them over well yeah i mean oh you're not doing anything this weekend you want to hang out oh my god you know you're good that won't ever happen if someone tried to hang out with me i'd never come back to that store by the way a girl could never say that well i mean that's true zack you would never you would don't say that don't even joke that you would try to hang out with the cashier no no no i'm just you know i'm being i'm kidding right now okay but you know peace and love yeah no i'm kidding what are you up to this weekend i'm going to my mom i'm going to my grandma's funeral then i got to check out my dad who's on live support in the hospital i'm sorry to hear that they're not picking up an eight ball of heroin i gotta shoot up to chase my problem sounds like a great time well i hope you have a fantastic day sir how am i gonna have a fantastic week did you not just hear what i said [ __ ] you don't ask honestly i'll be honest with you i don't i prefer not to go to trader joe's because like i'll tell you i of i'll why trader joe's why can't it happen at like a ralph's because trainer b they're like especially talkative they encourage their cashiers to chitchat you you can tell they always give you the same [ __ ] line of questioning how was your day how's your weekend what are you up to you know i'll tell you what i i love you know what else they do they're like oh you got this chocolate oh i got to show you there's another one that i love they always do that i know and i need to check out to like yes did they do that to you no i'm i don't think they always do that to me and i end up buying whatever they bring me because i want to be nice because you feel bad and and you're like i don't want that especially one time why are you pregnant remember when i was pregnant we were buying uh all of a sudden i wanted a bunch of chocolate and we bought a bunch of stuff and she was like oh my god i gotta go get you some of the stuff that i love and she went off the cashier grabbed some stuff and i bought it even though i didn't even want it because i wanted to be nice but it's like wait so did you before you had the option of saying i'm okay she just ran off and to get it what do you want to say no no no she was like oh my god do you know the pretzel filled thing a little bit and i was like no i don't know it she's like okay wait i gotta go get it zach it's not okay it just people are being i'm not going to trader joe's because i know the cashier is going to chat with me and i'll tell you i'll go sometimes when i'm at trader joe's i'll line up the cashiers and try to go to the one that looks like the most [ __ ] anti-social i get anxious i get anxious checking out at trader joe's because i know these [ __ ] are going to try to talk to me it's just so just divert the conversation bill i'm good and then they'll shut up hard i'm good i'm good well i try and then they they sometimes still go after me they go hey how are you doing today fine what are you up to this weekend nothing and it's like have a great day take the [ __ ] cue and then they keep asking me [ __ ] well that's on them then well yeah but it still happens all right so when you go to chick-fil-a they kind of do the same thing yeah i don't [ __ ] like chick-fil-a you don't [ __ ] with chick-fil-a i go to chick-fil-a but nobody catch me up there i they have some policy where they they have to chat you up maybe it's you zach yeah maybe no no no no no no when they say when you say thank you they have to say my pleasure that's not true that's a sign it doesn't require a response from you it's a i no i'm good with my pleasure i don't want anyone asking me questions okay why do they gotta get the last word though why why do you why do they have to say my pleasure why do you have to leave with them bro say whatever you want just say k okay but you're right my pleasure is kind of like the ultimate end you can't follow that thing you know it's my pleasure i know the pleasure was all mine the pleasure was all mine [ __ ] right wonderful for responding to that it's so awkward because what are you supposed to do like you throw them the peace sign or like just drive because it's awkward how is that awkward they're literally saying goodbye i guarantee you to them it's like robotic they they just automatically say it before that it's even left their mouth they're thinking about the next order that they're going to handle but it feels awkward it feels awkward it's not even when i'm starving or like i gotta pee real bad it just feels awkward so you feel like you need to reply after my pleasure what do you say like oh have a good day okay zach your life is just this is my hell because i'm always like like concerned like oh like if you go into a store then this is gonna happen like oh i gotta stand behind this guy or you know like was he gonna say something is he gonna say hello like you know wait what what so you're becoming one of them yeah you're not making any sense zach i'm all i'm saying it's okay to talk to your cashier at your local trader joe's so then okay i can't i can't i'm done with this i need to exit this conversation it was a pleasure talking to you yeah no you damn have a nice day the pleasure was all mine [Laughter] all right let's finish with this professor parading this poor hard of hearing girl are you her translator out to gail oh my god yeah he's such a dick oh my god it's slower on her and because she needs to get it translated and then it goes to her it goes to her hearing piece okay well her salazar have your counselor speak with me because you've got too much distraction to even understand what's going on yes i don't [Music] next to know explaining me everything that you're saying okay just have them teach you the whole class that makes sense to me i don't know i don't understand it but i see uh laughing and smiling and giggling with somebody else it doesn't seem like i mean like why should i be in a bad mood you shouldn't be in a bad mood you shouldn't pay attention to classes all right whatever okay this guy's not fit you're sorry whatever okay bro whatever i understand somebody caught his ass big time on zoom counselor [Music] he's like listen have your counselor contact me period i'm trying to get fired contact them contact them i want to lose my job as soon as possible arguing with me okay like i'm disrespecting you and you're just like i love his zoom background what's his background oh oh my god dude somebody got him so good wow by the way it's so weird to like berate somebody in front of everyone like yeah i guess that's what school's like though man thinking back on school people used to catch a lot of [ __ ] in class in front of everyone bad vibes only yeah school sucks i still have dreams where i wake up when i'm at school and i wake up and i'm like oh my god i don't know how i did school it's literally the worst it's the worst school is the [ __ ] if you're in school just know it's the [ __ ] worst like it's almost like prison you get out and you cannot believe the freedom you have right you you can't believe it you're you're no longer obligated to this [ __ ] when you're at home so i'll tell you why school is especially [ __ ] up i feel like school needs to be performed you're at school and then you have to do all this [ __ ] when you get home it's like when you work you at least have like free time work time you you work all day you come home you have free time right you can't balance it's just the homework things can be so overwhelming also the teachers i mean for example this guy this teacher in this video gave me flashbacks to teachers that i used to have yes me too that was my problem with school it's like if my teacher is a dumbass how am i gonna sit here and you know take everything seriously right you know i don't know even that there's like correlation between [ __ ] loads of homework and having a better education you know what i mean it's just you're already at school for what five six seven hours a day i mean gotta have a [ __ ] life too even a kid needs to have a life yeah and then when you start getting into ap classes like i did because i wanted to get into a good college you really don't have a choice the amount of homework you have is just it's it's not even that's why you just shouldn't do that realistic just don't do it that's what i did you didn't i've never [ __ ] did it did you go to college no there you go my parents would be so on me they wouldn't let me do anything i had to do all the homework study to all the tests yeah i mean were your parents pissed that you weren't doing your homework yeah but i was just i wasn't a good student i mean i i buckled down the last couple years of high school because i was like on track to not graduate yeah that's scary you don't want to do that yeah but um yeah i [ __ ] hated school i hated school me too i was just not about it i just interesting you're a smart guy you're smart you're very smart yeah i just didn't like it is a great guy you're a great guy we all love it i like some aspects of school you know i i enjoyed some classes but when i came to if if i wasn't interested in the subject there was no convincing me to try i was just lunch was fun lunch was i like the socializing aspect of school that's true yeah school just just know that if you're in school and you hate it some people like school and god bless them you know that's the thing school is for some people i really truly think that the amount of homework and all this [ __ ] needs to be re-examined there's not a way to live your life it's just not mm-hmm uh ethan uh james made a statement no he did already in the let's read his statement first he already put this out damn he scared his [ __ ] bro there's a video going around about me on tick talking twitter of a guy calling me a g word not going to say it let's say when you have good personal hygiene what is it called oh yeah when you have good personal hygiene we need to take your dog to get their hair cut what is it called right exactly g word and i want to address it right away the accusations is completely false last week i came across someone on my insta explorer page saw he followed me and added him on snapchat first of all already already you [ __ ] up you literally are doing this all the time yeah i'm out you can't do that disgusting the next morning i woke up to several snaps from this person being excited i added him saying he loved me and also he sent lewd photos of himself in the shower i asked how old he was right away and he told me he was 18 so i started filling back in the excitement of meeting someone i thought it would be potentially great i didn't ask for a copy of his id now it's clear so okay first of all back up okay i'll keep bringing we'll keep reading that was clear based on the video he uploaded he was taking photos of me with another device and had an ulterior motive i'm sorry you're the one that followed him [ __ ] so how are you going to accuse him of having an ulterior motive when you literally did the action of following him wow what is he just sitting there waiting for james charles to follow him randomly like dude you're a huge celebrity there's a billion people out there you just yeah [ __ ] this guy dude yeah really sad ulterior ulterior motives later in the day he said a few things that made me question the the validity of his age and when i asked him to confirm his age once again he admitted to being 16. so you so right now he's admitting to exchanging nudes with a 16 year old oops now once again it is not the 16 year old yes he said flirting back so no he said lewds sharing lewds flirting back the guy showed that he sent him those photos so right away he's admitting that he committed a crime it is not that kid's responsibility for you to know his age it's you that's why you don't do these things he's right here commit admitting to committing a crime right here committed a crime exchanges photos with a 16 year old done thing is that these allegations already came and bowed james you would think he would learn i think or two a bunch of times yeah a bunch of times like if this was the first time it happened to you maybe i would understand but this already happened so he's go he continues i told him i was really uncomfortable and apologized for flirting but he insisted on continually talking saying could be our little secret he's a fan of mine and would never tell anyone i told him i wasn't okay with this he started getting upset and at this point i unfriended him we haven't spoken since i'm not victim blaming or victimizing myself either simply sharing what happened okay good you've committed a crime you would just admit it and what happened was not okay after false allegations like this it's not a false elegant you literally just admit to committing a crime after false allegations like this in the past i would never knowingly engage with anyone under age knowingly i mean what the [ __ ] bro knowingly what do you mean knowingly what do you mean knowingly there's that's not an excuse bro he admittedly didn't ask for an idea or anything so what do you mean no english yeah i would never knowingly you know in the back of your mind you're like this guy might not he's [ __ ] [ __ ] you're a piece of [ __ ] bro stop giving this guy a pass [ __ ] you he says i would never knowingly engage with anyone underage and put my life online for a few snapchats while you did do that because of the situation like this instead of taking someone's word for it i will now ask to see the id or password of every guy i have a conversation with [ __ ] you so now you learned i have to respond to this tweet not now this is gonna be really quick no it's not because i tweeted i retweeted the original guys has james shows blocked me yet no he's about to admitting to admitting to um committing a crime thank you zach admitting admitting to committing [ __ ] i can't [ __ ] i really don't like when you tweet on the show exactly because of that like admitting to committing a crime the fresh prince of that air king nudes people love this can you know the world this is yours i don't know if he said that he sent nudes back he's yes he did he said he's flirting back flirting back he didn't say he said okay correct the record [ __ ] the guy that 16 year old showed them you didn't say [ __ ] to me no not you i was okay with charles james charles i can't tell you that hey twitter world this is yeah i'm just making sure calm down i would never do that jesus scared the [ __ ] out of me no it's the leather jacket started the story by showing pictures of james ela all blurred out okay yeah so he did okay yeah admitting to committing a crime exchange guys [Music] stop giving a pass you guys got any plans this weekend [Music] i don't know what the world is shut the [ __ ] up with the chit chat man come on stop talking a pass to this creepy [ __ ] wavy i said okay here it is admitting he admitting to committing a crime exchanging nudes with a six-year-old with a 16 year i wrote 16 year old 16 year old i wrote it twice can you not do it during the show this is a serious tweet admitting to committing a crime exchanging nudes with a 16 year old stop giving a pass to this predator tweet [ __ ] you james oh no oh no oh that was really good then that was really good bro what is with the amount of people doing this like bro this is happening so much yo even even if you don't care about respecting other people and doing the right thing at least have enough in like preserving your own reputation and career not to be so [ __ ] reckless and dumb like even if you are let's say an uncaring person you should still know how dangerous this is for you that's like obviously i can't even begin hello you're already in such a lucky position you have all these followers like the least you can do is start being more responsive let's go meet someone on twit tinder why do you have to or go out to a club why do you have to meet people like on snap why do you have to meet people on instagram dms that's just not creeping on their social media yeah going out of your way to add them because you know that they're a fan they follow you and then dudes with them what are you doing just don't do that and i love how he goes charles he's like i love i love how he goes oh he had ulterior motives you followed him if anything changed him you're most made contact i can't bro i cannot it reminds me of the sin jared [ __ ] where it's like oh yeah you know it's not my responsibility even though i created the scenario for this to happen honestly cairo did the same [ __ ] he says he ended up flirt well actually it wasn't as bad because he wasn't exchanging nudes but he was flirting with the six-year-old that he thought was older but in pyro's defense he wasn't it was there was no photos shared or anything so it's not as bad it was just like text role-playing flirting stuff but it's your responsibility to [ __ ] know you're not talking to a child which is the reason you shouldn't be doing this don't go there yeah [Music] um yes yes yes let me see the comments are people supporting him or being like shitty go off james nobody should make up lies like this what's the lie a made-up part oh here's another one y'all trying to cancel everyone nowadays i don't get why you think it's a good use of your time stop trying to cancel people okay well your your idol is literally a predator like he's done this like five times this month oh my god this is the t this way too much word girl but this person that's way too much words girl but all i gotta say is jeffrey was right tati is ice queen what are you even speaking [ __ ] english like because this girl must be like eight years old tati is ice queen per has you all mad mad sorry okay so somebody said this is funny i think they're trying to support him but actually they're exposing him they say isn't this the third time this has happened bestie sad face might be a pattern okay cool that's one of my favorite this coffee pasta the fact i ain't reading that i'm happy for you though or sorry that happened it's just like too long didn't read you know um the fact that he is even saying himself he saw this guy is following him then he went after him to follow him and he's like okay you are abusing your fans predator bro james is a predator i actually think so oh maybe i can't say that is so true maybe like a tiger god this episode's so [ __ ] i just wanted to make an episode that wouldn't go yellow now here we are [ __ ] again james had to go and be a predator couldn't just take the week off from being a predator maybe we just need to not worry about getting demonetized well i'm [ __ ] anyway yeah be nice to make a man whatever subscribe members thank you members we love our members james charles is a predator quote me on that yeah really sad something is about to bust [Music] literally every comment is supportive it's pretty wild yes i love how james can actually explain the situation of putting his feelings in it sorry okay but where's your proof they shared proof their farm believing the victim oh shout out to oh no right shout out to violet she's right good point thank you for addressing this here's a good one thank you for addressing the situation i knew they were a clout chaser from the beginning 500 likes that's what that that is what they always say about any victim that comes out i mean meanwhile these are the same people right the same woke people that go don't blame the victim you know they are oh he's trending wow oh [ __ ] okay i'm a star i might really start selling the clout pill okay wow this is trending hang on a sec okay so this story the original one which i retweeted um that i was talking about is thirty thousand likes two hours why are you so active on twitter let's get glam because it's serious i was like this is actually really bad i watched it i didn't even know you're retweeting well i usually don't retweet things like i'm very i'm very uh very careful with my retweets right but when i watched this i was like dude this is so bad and especially considering james charles has been accused of this so many times yeah and now also this guy's is the worst i've ever seen because he has so many pictures and videos and everything is it's literally like it's not trusting him he he has it all yeah sister let's see sister sister yeah i don't know i don't know how these guys keep getting away what's that one they can't keep getting away with it can you play that please zach i don't know i don't know if we have that pulled though the breaking bad clip is that what you're talking about oh is that breaking bad i was wondering what was the origin of that yeah that's from breaking bad he can't keep getting away with it oh jesse oh you got to grab that okay i just saw this teacher and i was like get triggered yeah you had really bad you know the problem with schools is like in israel and also in our yeah my school is very poor they look like [ __ ] and um and everything was basically [ __ ] yeah um it just it doesn't appeal to high quality people because the it just doesn't compensate enough i mean oh did i tell the story about how why i didn't study physics i know i think i told you but i don't know if i told it on the you mean like a podcast yeah okay i didn't think of the class i don't remember i found it really interesting i really wanted you're good at math to go into physics class i did like math and um and and so i took a couple of classes like when in the beginning of the year and the teacher was russian and like she barely spoke hebrew and no one could understand anything and physics of all things like pretty complicated no one could understand anything really yeah well did you did anyone get grades like how were they graded i don't know a bunch of people just didn't continue with the class and some stayed they literally i just didn't stay in the class i was like i can't understand anything that's crazy yeah you know if you think schools are bad to hear america the ones in israel are even worse teachers in israel make like 20 000 a year they make like almost minimum wage so it basically appeals to rock bottom people and in america it's not that much better i mean and it's no hate to russians at all i love russians in israel we there's a lot of them because she just didn't yeah there's been a lot of um immigration from russia to israel and it's just like a phenomenon that it's ultimately it's just a problem of budget you know it's not that i had a problem with the teacher it's just like i really couldn't understand anything i don't understand how education is not more important here like you want to know my conspiracy theory no no yeah i do i do okay you so first of all dan you might know so correct me if i'm wrong but i'm almost certain this is true as people become better educated people who've gone to college the vast majority of those with a high and good education become democrats or liberals is that right dan uh the voting demo demographics in the united states do lean that way yes so i do think that conservatives have a vested interest in keeping people uneducated and keeping schools [ __ ] because less educated i'm just this is like i'm i swear to god i'm not trying to pigeonhole you for the world i should point out that that that trend that you're talking about though is more about college than um grade school okay but it's about college education but it all it all leads to college right like if you have a shitty if you have shitty schools and everything you don't end up going to college and that's another reason why they don't want free college too because if you have free college people go they become highly educated and i don't i'm not saying that education leads to liberalism okay i'm just saying whatever happens in those schools i'm not trying to draw conclusions here i don't know whatever happens in universities tends to lead people down a road of liberalism and and being more towards the democratic party so i do think republicans have a vested interest in keeping people less educated i really do i don't know about it because i feel like it could just be like negligent and just like any big body like the government to someone there's just like so much negligence bro they know dude these guys know what they're doing they know that like the red belt all these red states they're like on average way less educated than the big cities california has one of the worst public school systems in the country though so it's really is that true yes based on what right how would you explain that oh maybe i'm wrong yeah i didn't wait california has to based on what what are we paying all these taxes for for people the school system in california are you just saying that from your experience are you seeing that no no no in the rankings california's always i know everyone's calling me a libtard and saying i'm white liberal trash i'm just telling you i'm just expressing what i've noticed okay people want you dumb i swear to god the government people there's people in government that want you [ __ ] not getting an education people are saying you are wrong some people say you're right some people say you're wrong there you go it's typical it's an interesting thought but i remember donald trump he goes i love the uneducated i love the uneducated because uneducated people in general lean conservative it's just a fact it's not a statement of the people it's just a fact somebody look that up fact check me come on you just say california's uh k-12 education ranks 37th in the country why ouch california you [ __ ] dumbasses pretty bad what the [ __ ] why is it so bad we love you goddammit california i pay so much a lot of it is because the budgets for the schools were gutted in the late 70s by uh governor ronald reagan prop 13. that was a long time ago we haven't got our [ __ ] together since then nope what's prop 13. that was the big property tax bill that there was i forget there was some ballot measure about it this year or last year even to try and uh overturn it or something basically your property tax gets locked in at the rate in the year in which you buy it and it never goes up can never change or be reassessed that didn't used to be the case and most public education california is paid for by property tax and so when they did that and all of the budgets tanked actually okay whatever now we're getting to like i think you're getting into conspiracy theory i just gave him my opinion look i could be i am a i'm a libertarian but it's true i just want to tell you that what you're suggesting is that they're way more organized than they really are in my opinion i don't think so because that would be like an organized effort to keep people stupid i really don't think that i actually do think they're that organized because you should see what they do with gerrymandering those [ __ ] are scientists they literally it's part of their platform to prevent people from voting to make voting as hard as possible and to gerrymander like a [ __ ] like their tetris grand masters like they are definitely and you know the republican party is losing ground so they have to more and more result to um to tactics like gerrymandering and voter suppression mm-hmm but that's you can't keep getting it good i love it but listen i'm a libtard you guys say what the [ __ ] you want i'm just saying give my opinion i'm a coastal lead i'm a rich lib [ __ ] douche don't take it from me just saying open your eyes people the truth is out there people wake up wake up lots of people think you're right so so why is it that you think the poor [ __ ] let me ask you this why is it that you think the poorest states almost always like without even consideration always go republican always red red always always the poorest states with the poorer infrastructure the less money always goes red always even though democrats are usually in favor of of the kind of regulations and changes that would most benefit them you know part of its religion they somehow the republicans tapped into religion like if you don't vote republican then you're like voting for the devil or something yeah it's i mean but they're in deep man they gotta figure it out i'm telling you they they are slick they know what they're doing religion their lifestyle joel biden okay whatever i'll get off this nobody cares you bad boy but you know what's sad these [ __ ] you know what one of their tactics is you know one of the their tactics is to it's to make it like like you're like a social justice warrior or something or a libtard for talking about these things they discourage conversation you know what i mean it's like a whole vibe of like oh here we go again we can't talk about this nobody cares oh and how about this one both sides are the same both sides are the same all politicians are trash the their their one of their tactics is to dissuade conversation they don't want you to [ __ ] think about it they want you to write off both parties as just the same mm-hmm so who's ready to recount okay [Music] anyway you guys want me to keep going or not no daddy stop [Laughter] where's my soapbox daddy i just i'm constantly about how do you get poor white working-class people to vote against their own interests year and year and year and year again that's what they do the democrats want to expand social benefits increase the minimum wage give help guaranteed health care these are the types of things that benefit democrats don't want to give guaranteed health care well if there's anyone that wants to give guaranteed health care damn they're democrats that's i guess you know what i'm saying like if any if anyone's in that place i mean obama's trying to [ __ ] do something i mean he would get a lot more done if they don't i'll tell you that obama ain't born one of those and then who's the party of conspiracy theories because truth that's the whole po okay i'm just telling you i don't want to get taxed no i'll tell you what once you start taxing those billionaires it's just one step away from taxing me i'm paying okay i'm telling you my freedom for the world that papa john made a trillion dollars selling pizza they're gonna take a bit they're gonna take some money from him it's just that ain't right that's his money those cop brothers tap that oil it's their money the [ __ ] brother the [ __ ] brother now don't it don't matter that i have to make a gofundme because my cause my mama got cancer and i can't pay for it those [ __ ] brothers deserve every penny and i'm not saying take their money again i'm just ex take their money fill that bag up i'm just saying that there are forces in this country that want you dumb and poor and confused all right do that back up they got people so [ __ ] confused they don't know their ass from a hole in the wall they don't know the [ __ ] it is they don't the [ __ ] they don't people don't even understand progressive tax rates they think taxing the [ __ ] brothers by the way there is going to increase their time do you know what progressive tax rate is your ass doesn't get taxed it's just the rich [ __ ] i'll pay more taxes i'll give a [ __ ] but i'm not even i'm rich but i'm not [ __ ] brother rich you know i mean i'm not elon musk jeff bezos is rich go ahead yolo whatever i'm not done i'll go on and on they call them i was just gonna say um that you just reminded me something my sister told me in israel they're trying to get everyone to vaccine because uh they got the vaccines and people they got the same like conspiracy theory that they're just they're just doing the testing on us and we're in their lab so people don't want to do it and um she told me some people will go as far as like schedule an appointment and then not show up so that they waste the vaccine oh my god that should be prison yeah how can you 19. yeah i mean listen people don't what can you do i mean the collapse of society is is upon us when people trust facebook posts more than than scientist the scientific community yeah but that's what they when you're so [ __ ] i mean you have doctors telling you they think it's actually a really good vaccine they're really happy with it forget that there's they've been they've been doing laboratory tests on millions of people across tons of countries in controlled conditions as good as any other vaccine we've done by the way when you have people that [ __ ] confused about something that's so verifiably you know inarguably true you can convince them of any [ __ ] stupid thing they call them dumps you know so people still think trump won the election you know it's like that's how it works if you could convince people of ethan whoa that freaked me out this election wait why did he say ethan what was that zach's got one for like everybody on the crew that's that just scared me i was like that new did we always have that i didn't know i don't know if we've ever used the ethanol he uses the one of him saying thank you damn yeah that one we love there's an e in one too right there there is an ian one yeah cool yeah and you know okay cool yeah and you know like please stand up go ahead dan stand up ian ian stand up the president's talking yeah dan stand up stand up the president commands it [Laughter] you know all right come up thank you thank you well done sir how is the jungle coming together i'm really curious what's going on there i like the monkey on the lamp you got there [Applause] the jungle has been at the beginning oh that yeah by the way i encourage you guys to go check out our episode from yesterday we put on this high fashion show that was one of the best segments we've done in a long time i mean the amount of work and effort these guys put into making that grade is staggering and amazing do it after this though don't close this obviously obviously what was the name of that um that marketing company that like basically hacked facebook for data and the last election something oh geez what the [ __ ] were they called uh i don't remember something republica something no anyway you guys all i'm sure you guys most you guys heard about this story why are we talking about this now cambridge analytica yeah cambridge analytica they literally hacked into [ __ ] facebook to campaign for trump and they ran fake [ __ ] ads lies and fake ads to confuse people that is their [ __ ] strategy they want you confused they want you [ __ ] dumb they want you angry a [ __ ] that literally never even happened right when you can't distinguish fact from [ __ ] fiction on something so as important as a vaccine we're doomed okay next story you bad boy thank you oh god forbid i try to talk about something that's important to me without being a social justice warrior that's what they want you to think [Music] oh jesus scares me okay [Applause] um the sia movie that's the sea movie man i don't know what to say about this you guys heard about the see a movie so sia the art the musician made a film about a girl with a younger sister who has autism but it's getting widely criticized for depicting the autistic sister as as a a simple jack type of character from tropic thunder you remember that he portrayed like a really offensive over-the-top portrayal of somebody with a mental uh disability and it currently has an 11 on rotten tomatoes 11 out of 100 yeah 11 11 people said awful and offensive i heard one of the critics say it's just plain awful and offensive there's one point one point yeah i know what and apparently she's been like five years on it did the whole soundtrack she really thought she was doing something good yeah i don't know so i watched the trailer and i thought i was like this could be okay but there's a few shots where the with the autistic sister and you can tell like oh like it reminds me of the brother from something about mary like she's literally doing an impression of that okay let me find the scenes of i'm just gonna mute it here's here's the sister look with the headphones she's literally doing this and she's supposed to be what autistic yeah yeah that's not i mean i'm no there's people with like really severe autism that obviously is really debilitating but yeah but i don't know anything one with autistics but everyone who's like an autistic advocate said this is like super offensive well i watched we watched the finding love here she is here she is she's walking like a spectrum oh yeah yeah they're not like this yeah they're not like this at all and those people actually have in some cases really severe autism here she is walking literally like the brother from something about mary and i'm gonna find a clip look at her let me find something about mary brother and we should say a big part of the criticism is that the actress portraying this character is not autistic right like there's lots of autistic people who could have uh all right this is funny you've got the headphones yeah exactly hi ted it's [ __ ] awesome so and then there's another thing which she did so at one point in the film and again i'm not familiar with any of this i'm just reading apparently um there used to be this thing called prone restraint that people did when people were having autistic outbreaks where it's when you lay on them here maybe i can show a picture of it there's a there's actually i put in a clip from the movie of that scene of it happening i don't know if i can can i show it is it like really violent um no it's not really violent i'll just show it still of it oh this is it okay yeah okay so so here it is so she's having a uh episode and apparently so they go oh i know what to do i'm gonna restrain her so she lays on top of her and holds her down basically oh that was really short so anyway it turns out that what she did is actually super dangerous and has led to uh deaths and serious injury and it's not recommended like it's highly unrecommended wait what the prone restraint when somebody's having an episode uh to just grab them and restrain them like how did they not get all this stuff that's the thing she spent five years making this movie and supposedly deeply researching it and there's just all this [ __ ] in it that's like seems like they didn't really do any research at all weird but there's like really big actors in it which is kind of more confounding um one of the actors from hamilton by the way but it's like a musical and anyway she has spent five years making this apparently um the movie got nominated for two golden globes apparently the the the golden globes uh sent those nominations before the reviewers had a chance to see it it just goes to show what [ __ ] it is golden globes are trash she and response deleted her twitter and shame so i feel i do find feel bad for her because she puts so much time into it it's pretty brutal and she's just half a decade maybe i have a feeling that you know her intention must have been oh yeah oh for sure but i don't know how did they miss so bad that's i kind of almost don't blame her i feel like somebody well i feel like somebody with some level of expertise should have been involved in the making that film but it is being presented as her project right like that's what i keep here yeah yeah directed it she wrote it she made it for a studio or there's an executive producer or somebody with experience it's like we're making a vid we were making a movie about autism let's make sure that it's accurate yeah yay so shout out to csf and her family man let me check on the james charles situation he can't keep getting away with it he's literally never going to stop messaging young boys james charles can't keep getting away with this um he will never stop i do wonder in this case like why they didn't look for an autistic person to play the role because after watching love on the spectrum i just feel like it was absolutely good it was such a good insight into what this this girl would have been really interested in is her muse this is the girl if you remember from the uh all of her music videos uh the same actress oh that was the little girl who was dancing girl yes she was on that show dance mom but like didn't we establish long ago that like having somebody who like you can't go full and sorry if this is offensive but in the words of tropic thunder you can't go full [ __ ] like you can't you have to you can't do that anymore like that's not okay then again i'm that's offensive language that's what tropic thunder said about the simple jack characters is what they're accusing her of doing like you have to get somebody who understands the situation to play it right right you're right right all right man did you want to talk about um trisha are you saving it for monday oh what was the issue with trisha the port 9 thing oh the pork boy pork boys oh [ __ ] that guy he's such a douche i knew pork boy was a douche yeah i'd love to talk about i want to talk about with her monday too but where's the pork oh she did good [ __ ] pork boy here let's watch your videos give my girl trisha pork night pork night let's see what trish had to say because she'll probably oh thank you ian barstow pirating my nudes i don't think i love that that's her takeaway like that wasn't what i thought like her she originally responded and and she was like excuse me you owe me money for everybody who watched it and i was like i'm actually just offended that's funny she's just funny and of course she's wearing all decked out and adam sandler gear daddy so i just got a tweet from god she has the best youtube she has the best content in the game i cannot i just can't dude she has the best content wow thank you what's up how are you couldn't you like set the camera up before you started recording you know but only trish you could pull it off like set it up and then hit record it's always got to be like this i guess it's part of the it is charged i agree i would never think to do that though you know what i mean yeah that's interesting trash that's i never condone rape but if you're a size six and you're wearing skinny jeans oh we can't show this you kind of wait what are we watching i can't say the r word anyway look give me the original video somebody somebody like no this is trisha i want you i mean what happened yeah the tweet here it is so they pull up her only fans and he films everyone laughing and being disgusted and gagging stuff oh my god don't throw up on me why is he gagging to be fair i've done this to her nudes okay that being said it doesn't make much sense that they would go out of their specific way to post like that's weird right and i mean she was just on their podcast she was really nice to go on their podcast and she got them a ton of views and they were mean to her on the podcast and now they're just going to like post themselves gagging and being all grossed out by her nudes i mean the main thing no one is wearing a mask oh my gosh and all of barstool sports office what is this these people are huddle around masculine it's like trust me you all [ __ ] thought i was playing when i said dave portnoy's a douche he's a [ __ ] dangerous douchebag like this is your office culture you can't do that you just can't has anyone actually died good question trish i'm sure she'll have a lot to say about on monday but like i mean again i've made fun of her nudes being gross or whatever not my not my cup of tea but i feel like that we have a rapport where the honest sounds is different though because from what i understand they were just watching her home tour naked yeah would you like gagging i can't imagine what would make you gag but okay i haven't seen it so whatever well why would they just grow yeah like why would you post it i don't know i don't know yeah it's icky gross and no math girls yeah what the [ __ ] and like what the [ __ ] is and then they erased it by the way but how is it how did you make it about pirating my news like that's the least troubling thing about this video is that they pirated it how did you even know they pirated it well because one person is showing it to the office he just wants licenses from everyone involved is it ap because he's an idiot okay we're not even talking about a.b trish i get it though this is trisha's net worth i'm interesting four million what are you looking at it just auto completed it i don't know what she's worth just google that stuff is not even accurate no i know anyways whatever it was the top finished question trisha paytas net worth he had sent me something oh i'll ignore that wrong link wrong link okay uh someone posted on the subreddit that they dm'd little tracy and asked him if he wants to call in and he said i want to he does oh is he available right now a little trace we can we can try we can get little tracy on the [ __ ] phone yo he's gonna be so mad we have to be careful it might be risky live oh you think so yeah he might be a little loose cannon saying a lot of obscenities and stuff but isn't that exciting to hear what he has to say i don't believe that he really doesn't like us i think it's a gag yeah someone said h3 said they want your want you to be your friend i want you to call to their show they're on stream right now he says i want to call in i feel like it's only fun if it's live if it's pre-recorded then who cares yeah can you have a bleep button where you can we don't have a kill switch or something damn it it's exciting thought though but you could mute you could just mute the podcast i guess only after the fact though yeah i don't think there's any way to prevent i'm just afraid he's gonna come out with like n bombs wait even live right now you can't mute the whole like if i'm talking you can't mute me well i can but i can't anticipate that you're suddenly yeah if he's oh yeah it would be in reaction yeah it wouldn't be immediate it's too late though that's what i'm saying at that point it's too late if it goes out well if we can get him on then let's do if we can get them on ian then then i'll take the call i'll take the call are you working on it ian yeah interesting well i don't know anything about lil tracy other than that he hates us what is there anything i should know about lil tracy before we get on a call with him oh okay right right i think he's good like silly i really think we got the wrong idea here i'm not too worried it's just live that's all but hey i'm ready to be a little tracy fan the funny thing about him is that he keeps changing his name on twitter like i can't even find him right now because i follow him but i can't even find it the screenshot i saw he set his twitter to private when he said h3 keep my name out of your mouth it was a private tweet which means only people who follow him can see it it's exciting what else we got zach schneider [Music] bro you guys got so angry last time i made fun of the jacks the zack schneider's justice league it's one of our most disliked highlights ever yep did someone like me that highlight uh yeah but anyway the reason i bring up the zac snyder justice league is because apparently the jared leto joker is getting a huge feature in it so like somehow they didn't get the memo that everybody hates jared leto joker here let's see i was blown away you know let's see justice league we're saying there's no way this movie is going to be good trailer look at the dislikes you guys ever seen anything like that in your life wow we said there's no way yeah i was just searching for it and uh there's other videos uh h3h3's terrible reaction video to zack snyder oh really there's like content about our take yes how many views does that one have not a lot 50 000. dude 50 000 views five thousand dislikes oh the name is pretty the name is pretty inflammatory almost the name of the clip is justice league is try hard garbage that's a little bit tough wait so let's read the comments i'm scared how can you polish a turd a perfect way to describe this channel oh turned it around everybody keeps making about his daughter it's very sad that his daughter died it doesn't make me good to be fair to be fair i wish you told me about his daughter before i made this [ __ ] like blast off video because i feel like i had no idea about the story with his daughter and it just made me look kind of insensitive huh so i blame dan kind of for that all right blame me i don't think it it doesn't impact the quality of the fact i agree with you but i'm just saying like here's the second government zack snyder's daughter committed s word during movies production and he had to leave so i was like okay yeah ethan's an [ __ ] i hope dan is going to be okay [Laughter] here someone says you literally have no idea what you're talking about i mean name a good movie he's made except 100. a third of the credit here wait what the movie is 300 not 100 wow exactly you're talking about 300 yeah 100 [ __ ] most annoying video i've ever seen jesus these people sound like old people who hate technologies i'm sorry you know his movies suck his movies [ __ ] suck like they look cool like i would say don't even look cool that's not true washed out garbage terrible cinematography awful films front to back nothing redeeming i disagree i think they look cool like watchmen i want i wanted to like that so much you know what i mean like i wanted to like it so much it was okay not the show there was a movie he made ethan making fun of the song not knowing zack chose it because his dead daughter's favorite song that's your fault dan yeah that's not fair that's your [ __ ] fault you did that well someone said ethan hasn't seen the movie how can you say polish a turd i've seen the movie isn't it just a recut of the movie that exists it's it it's more significant than that for all intents and purposes it is a different film so we don't know what we're talking about oh so we didn't know we're talking about that it's not that doesn't mean that it dan did it this is dan's fault so anyway here's the tree alert that everyone was freaking out because joker jared letter joko literally says we live in a society that might be the wrong link because there's one that well oh this is well i'm kind of curious but jared let us says we live in a society like okay dude whatever you're [ __ ] in a cold hey everyone i'm excited to show you the first official trailer for zack snyder's justice league check it out who's this is this him yes so why does he say why does he say my he says zack snyder is cut it's like what are you talking in third person third person a lot he does he does that everything all the marketing for this is like presented by zack snyder zack snyder's cut of the zack snyder cut of zack center's justice league christian got his name on it like 20 times guys please don't hate me for not liking this trailer oh my god just please don't kill me i'll try to be more factual though all right then go easy lay down dan i'm gonna try to um be as fair as possible though [Music] okay well did he make the superman film yes okay so first of all i have to tell you guys with peace and love one of the worst movies i've made right i love superman and when i saw that trailer i was wanted to like that movie so bad you remember i even looked at you and i was like oh this is gonna be so good i'm so excited i'm telling you guys you cannot put back the piece of my heart that was torn out from how [ __ ] dog [ __ ] this superman film was it was without a doubt one of the worst most offensive horribly made horribly conceived movies i've ever seen and to and you have superman which is some of the best lore you could have made it so good and it was just the biggest [ __ ] heaping pile of [ __ ] i hate that movie you cannot disagree that movie was so bad people love it they defend it no no no no nobody likes that no that are downloading our video it's the same people well not that he's just i think people were mad about the whole daughter issue that i was ignorant no you you don't understand hold on hold on what's the name of that movie superman man of steel man and i was like oh man of steel it's gonna be so good that was so bad i thought it was so good met 2013 sounds about right okay wait i'm looking at the imdb it has a seven no i can't deal with that this is not called dude that movie was so bad you guys i almost walked down black hole raging confusion it has a 53 on meta which i guess is better but probably too generous you guys you can't like this film i almost it was so stupid literally oh you guys stop please okay and then he of course also made batman vs superman which is even worse somehow significantly worse which is crazy because like i felt like they were perfectly cast i was like he's a great superman ben affleck's a great batman and somehow it was dog doo doo burning dog doo doo doo any guys like this admit it zack admit it a b admit it i never saw it i didn't like it no i didn't like it you're just saying that no no i i kind of hit my mute i didn't like it okay i was expecting i wanted a backstory that was interesting and about someone who was vulnerable and gritty and dark i didn't get that totally what we were expecting too love any comment haven't seen it okay god bless you look what time is it there love love's in sweden peace and love peace and love so soon midnight almost midnight yep that's not too bad [Music] [Music] the music is such an easy mode because it's like such an easy way to invoke emotion it's like a jealous thing cube well we have to watch it you know for the man for sure maybe it's good i don't know [ __ ] me maybe it's good i love superheroes i'll watch it with an open mind my prediction is it's going to be one of the worst films i've ever made guys i want it to be good just because i want it so bad to be i want all these films to be good i love these superheroes i love batman i love superman i want this i had a dream i'm sorry the cinematography that's just like yellow everything yeah this yellow everything it's not like there was a moment when like there was blue everything and i hated all those movies now it's yellow it kind of lies at the convergence of those two things because i hate that because he has the the everything's blue thing going on that's like an immediate bad movie to defend ourselves how do you know your team's strong enough i mean you can't really tell anything from the trailer to be honest because they they managed to make like superman look good in the trailer and it was the weirdest it was also like the weirdest film the editing in man of steel is some of the worst i've ever seen in a movie whoa whoa whoa zach oh my god [ __ ] exactly what happened where's jared leto he why is j why is it it's coming up the joke one thing that is joker even in this film why is joker in this film apparently he wasn't originally they they've consciously gone out of their way to shoot new material which why the [ __ ] is joker in this film do you understand what i'm saying i mean he is a the iconic villain for batman so it how is joker going to save the planet joker brain yeah he's like joker's good at causing mayhem and chaos how is he going to save the [ __ ] planet it's joking brain i gotta see this joker clip bro it's coming up you're sitting here for a reason [Music] also batman's not supposed to use weapons and he was like shooting guns wait was that ben affleck's back yeah i think that was uh no i think that was a caval that's bad that was superman that's that's that's uh that's batman once again shooting projectiles oh no that's superman yeah superman okay yeah come on ela just wanted to see our favorite tattoo yo he literally was sniping people in one of these films and anyone that knows anything about batman he doesn't use [ __ ] weapons superman and also kills in cold blood in these movies he doesn't have an understanding of these characters every trailer wait um [Music] dude i'm still waiting for how joker is involved in this [ __ ] story [Applause] zach if you claim me i'm gonna kill you peace and love i'm not gonna kill anyone [Music] worst joke wait so they did like a whole big joker moment we live in a society where honor is a distant memory isn't that right [Music] batman [Applause] the timing on that lap exactly that's fantastic this i mark my words let's watch it i really want to watch march 18th make fun of all right but if anything proves to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that this movie is gonna suck bad that last joker scene we living in society i'm [ __ ] stoked i'm excited to see it too but oh march 18 that's really soon that's really soon okay you guys gonna laugh at my face and call me an idiot dude hbo max is like coming hard was perfect yeah it's um i'm going to watch it with an open mind me too despite all the [ __ ] if it's if it's good i'm happy to admit that i'm ready do a schneider and his 100 troopers that could never be taken down i'm really excited are you doing that intentionally that time i did intentionally well live in a society [Applause] you guys come on though you know zach originally uh called me to be in the movie um he's trying to recast jared yeah right i did i had worked that day so i couldn't you had to work on the h3 podcast you were exactly exact ladies and gentlemen give it up for zach i love it just to prove my loyalty to you guys thank you well what did we think about the recent joker movie we loved it yeah guess who was not involved in it in any way schneider or his [ __ ] joker you guys want to do a joke or tier list is that a [ __ ] now might be a fun time how long we've been going dan uh i've actually been going pretty long we are two hours 15 minutes ish you want to end off with the joker tier list yeah i know this is dumb but i thought it'd be funny with zach's obsession and jared leto we've been talking a lot about different jokers how do i do this though because then you have to open it and uh it's in photoshop i already i pre-opened it on your screen what exactly or ian got going on over here oh what is it interesting you've got this is a collage oh this is all this action get away let me see everything behind you and you can narrate for us go ahead i'm just still writing on the wall here pretty much so this movie is gonna [ __ ] kick out i love that aquaman was the only one how did you do this so fast what's going on here i just screenshot them aquaman yeah they're not all zack snyder but it's all in the same he's sort of the the visionary of the overall uh series how interesting like aquaman's the least the one that i would least expect to like do half well that was the only one that just kind of it was a little bit self-aware of the fact that aquaman is goofy and just kind of leaned into it i watched aquaman on a film or on flight it was pretty did you like it i'm sorry it was pretty dog okay fair enough sorry i mean it was okay get your word straight jack but y'all really forgetting about suicide squad suicide squad uh this new um wonder woman by the way oh we have a yeah no yeah i heard it was really bad just i i admit i i have not seen it but uh i the reviews i was reading it sounded pretty shocking how terrible it is well you know i loved the first one the first one i thought was great yeah i think uh a lot of people like that first one but was zach involved in the first one i think he's an executive producer on all of them because again they kind of gave him the reins to this whole uh extended universe of movies so where's the tier list i don't have it on my computer where is it photoshop should already be open it's been last i don't believe you go ahead i'm gonna hack your computer right now go ahead i mean i even clicked it and it said i need to enter my my id oh [ __ ] did it get logged out okay i'm sorry for doubting you give me a second [Music] i'll definitely come out here and just each crow on this zack schneider [ __ ] i promise you just please don't like swap me or something because i didn't like the trailer oh okay dan's logging in thank you confirm your phone number exciting stuff yeah exciting stuff here [Music] dan is confirming his phone number uh two-step adobe [Music] okay waiting dan is waiting for his text this is another segment hey dan that's not bad huh we are waiting we are waiting we are waiting dan is a great guy dan he is verifying the number now that's one day and has been fantastic that's two digits he's having trouble typing the number in ian is there any maybe um donation dan is well i don't know what's going on with dan typing in this code but he's going back to the first one erasing it intriguing okay we invalid code trying a diff totally different code that one was successful go ahead enter his password we are logging into adobe excellent we we we've landed we've arrived wake up so we have to sign out of the device a couple donations uh yeah rory donated and said mark hamill better be at the top of your joker to your list for sure [Music] for sure uh let's see thank you superman's superman's photoshopped uh mustache and man of steel is unacceptable no that wasn't that was in justice league wasn't it yeah i think it or well either way it's like wherever it was that was it so here's what they did if you guys don't know he he had a mustache because he was doing another movie for during reshoots and so they're like it's fine we'll just photo we'll just digitally remove the mustache or add it or digitally add it i think they removed it yeah look at this oh my god no and that's pictures of him like on set what he actually looked like i know so you know look at this nope nope wow something but that is a bra moment right there oh geez okay you guys ready ready okay this is exciting joke our tier list in honor of zack and zach schneider let's see we've got zach let's start with zach's on here i mean so let's start with um jared leto which is obviously going to be f just to set our baselines you know yeah yeah and then our favorite joker so we have toys wait where is wait you guys don't have mark oh we do it yeah we do so mark hamill so here let's get the good ones out and then think the new one you got to put my jack jack like these are all kind of these are the iconic jokers this is going to be actually a tough call for me [Music] i personally would put the mark hamill one top tier that's s that's that's my vote i he's so good you know i had no [ __ ] idea that was mark hamill like until maybe like a few years ago and i watched the batman show my whole life and he's so [ __ ] he's such a talented voice actor yep he's also great with batman video games i feel like all the good ones are s yeah i feel like honestly these are all s peace and love jack nelkisson's was great for the time but it wasn't as like a serious i mean he definitely deserves an a i'd agree like a tier lower is fair yeah lego so i i'm actually not familiar with lego uh i can't voice by zach galifianakis really yeah i've never watched it i honestly can't comment so i'll just put him c seems pretty fair well what do you think have you seen the movie zach uh yeah i mean i've seen everything related to joker joker brain joker lore ian do me a favor will you catch will you read a review of um zach gal finesse finance joker from lego movies who's that zach galifianakis his joker come on man so we'll let's see what the critics had to say about it now what how were we placing zach i'd say like d or e tier i'll [ __ ] you damn yeah i'll put you above jared you're gonna you're you're gonna do me like that what do you want what i'm gonna lie and just be you know give you this where do you see your friend's favor yeah i'm [ __ ] eighth here dude at least you're on the same you're on the same level as jack nicholson bro i live this life back you're wearing a joker max from target bro no i'm not from target it's from amazon thank you very much it's worse you can uh here's a review of zach's galvanicus's joker he said his gleeful kid-friendly joker was just as adorable as he was crazy probably the least intimidating version you will ever see sounds like an egg shot oh he is outshined by his on-screen batman who is much funnier oh is that you get upstage right yeah like a d that sounds like a d to me hey people really like that huh apparently lego got like a whole dynasty that i'm not aware of like the games movies people really love these legos yeah these legos i haven't seen the one the joker one but that original lego movie was fantastic so zach with peace and love i mean let's just be honest bro you're no zach nobody you're on your own you're on your league of your own but that's [ __ ] up man you know you want a f yeah can you put me at least a b i mean look at that there's no [ __ ] look at my toys you know i'm you're poised no i don't think the joker you're awesome bro i'm putting you here where you could just barely see the image give me dirty dude why didn't you look like zach who is this uh his name is cameron uh i can't pronounce his last name but i swear to god i thought that was you zack nah he's on the show gotham and he was also uh i guess he would know him from the show shameless gotham that doesn't sound very promising can you give me a review please ian of his joker's stick one second meanwhile creed you know is asked here over [ __ ] oh my god look at that that is i have never seen falloff joker like creed is right here right now in fact creed should be the only one in s tier and i should move all these down a little bit this is rigged creed is asked here only i would be most terrified of him i mean i don't know what to say this is like the og joker like i have no comment he was the goat dude i think i think he is pretty iconic i think at least on the same tier as jack bailey okay there you go i'll give him respect i mean that old show is goofy as hell but uh but he was great that creed that [ __ ] creed joker shot is iconic you cannot convince me that this is the greatest thing ever yeah that's asked here for sure wait didn't we i thought i thought ab had a joker pick too well if he does but his was the uh his is down here with zach wherever it is the jared leto uh joker remember so get you got it you got a review for me again so where we know where to place uh the gotham joker uh yeah it says uh that he has the mischievous grin down but there are too many moments of is he the joker or not because he has a twin brother he might be the joker this is the [ __ ] [ __ ] you yeah grinning and twin this was the joker of a twin uh someone's saying we're forgetting tuna's joker oh how could we forget dan you see him doing it you don't have the [ __ ] baby okay guys that go ahead no you're going i'm talking now just do it you're in my computer no you don't know where to go ahead dan hacks into my [ __ ] computer yeah i am doesn't take a rocket surgeon ethan okay dan so fast he goes save image save the desktop wow this is genius who could have ever figured this out go ahead i'm watching i'm watching that was high level [ __ ] bro it's not working and it's not it's not even worth it's not working uh i think you gotta put it up on the layers genius all right it's it's hard for me to do this remote i apologize you can go ahead and handle it oh thank you dick oh see i fixed it did work no i figured i've actually got gotten better at first joker okay in the past in the past that you've been intimidated by it so thank you we go well you know he's asked because he's the most terrifying along with creed yeah like he's [ __ ] me what what's your argument against that all right zach give us a joker impression oh no okay all right let me pull you out of the void zach and see let's put you up this is your big moment you're out of the void for now what's a classic one a little more a little more what's a classic line he could do put a smile on that face put a smile on that face that's a good one that's like keith ledger joker what does it matter what you that's a joker line they're aiming for the stars there's different jokers so which joker are you bro i'm not which joker are you zack all right zach okay give me a line it's falling down back to the void i eat [ __ ] mayonnaise that should be enough how do you know that's not mayonnaise on my face that white makeup how do you know it's not male you at one point promised you'd do that and you never came through what the [ __ ] are you talking about i did that on the christmas special yeah yeah you know i i gotta jump in and and defend my guy zach here really yeah i think i think he's j-tier [Music] ian my man isn't that where he is do you want him just off the screen totally down here right there go to my screen please but it's not showing yeah i'm slowly going down all the way to the void here's his photo yeah i mean jt is fine down here h i down here jay thank you nice and love thanks ian all right this is a pretty definitive list off the charts but always that's good all right guys what else is there to say nada nada that's it no word on lil tracy i don't think it's gonna happen no response from tracy of course don't say anything bad about him don't say anything bad about him no i don't want to i don't want to throw a little trace we are cool with little tracy is he the guy with the diamond in his forehead no okay well we're done so if you guys want to watch so teddyfresh.com lots of cool stuff go check it out if you want to keep watching hd podcast over the weekend check out our last episode that came out yesterday it's phenomenal and until then we look forward to tuesday you know we're going to have a good episode on thursday that's right and actually i don't want to ruin anything but we have huge costume vibes on tuesday too yes all right you do it yeah don't spill it a huge costume vibe i can't wait that's fun well thank you guys thank you thank you with peace and love and love i appreciate you guys i love you all thank you to the members who come here and support us graciously yes it makes such a difference thank you thank you for joining you get all the episodes as soon as we possibly can peace and love peace love love love we gotta go cruising the new car we got to go out we gotta go doing some prep for the costume today right that's right yes i am the work party starts tonight i can't believe it all right gamers [Music] i'm in the nightmare frontier slash and the nightmare of the shin or whatever his name is oh the nightmare frontier is that place optional or what because i cleared it all and just went to a dead end um i think the frontier is optional okay the other guy's nightmare like the frenzy is insane like i immediately died so i had to like i didn't understand what was going on i was like just all of a sudden dying so i had to go but now i'm good i got like the frenzy jam and the friendly clothing and stuff and now i'm better [ __ ] yeah but the guys that are so strong it's crazy it's pretty much the end of the game you're almost there oh am i yeah wow i didn't that's one of the shortest blood games i've played if that's the case but the last few bosses i've you haven't done any of the dlc yet though have you no no none of that go do that before you beat the game really yeah i don't understand dlcs you do before the game ends that doesn't make sense it's supposed to add because everybody already beat the game when the dlc comes out uh true but in their case it just gets kind of inserted into the middle so you think it makes more sense to beat the dlc before the end of the game i do and sh and should i do that at this point in the game or should i wait i think you're ready ela that's so [ __ ] over it all right black was fun i'm just glad surprisingly short broccoli soup take talk okay right chocolate soup go to my tick tock i want to make broccoli soup for y'all you know bloodborne was probably the most fun i had but i found it to be the easiest and shortest of the series i think it's just that you've played them all so much that you're really good now and you're able to just blast the room that's awesome i feel like such a [ __ ] pro now because last time i played bloodborne i quit out of pure you're like halfway off the screen now i quit out of pure frustration i feel like this is impossible to be i i think this whole thing started with you yelling at me and having an argument on the show about how these games [ __ ] suck right it was so boring it's over the show's over of course we're losing thanks got it imagine how many people are gonna lose when we end the stream daddy daddy the real foot soldiers will stick around till next week just stay right on this page karamari is the best game if you guys yeah i'm not gonna [Music] honestly i tried the jigsaw thing but i can't i can't give up the holy sword it's just the damage is so insane fair enough i don't know you know yeah i get it i can't believe the game's almost over so fast you know the last boss i played i literally i'm one shotting bosses now dan first try bosses you well you farmed up if you i mean if you want a real challenge do a soul level one um you know no leveling i don't want a real challenge is new game plus worth it on bloodborne is there another game like katamari that anyone can recommend well there's there's a few katamari games there's not just one i don't know if you've played them all uh i've probably played them all wait dan is new game plus good on bloodborne um i don't think it really has anything special about it it's just a harder challenge yeah you guys have any game go ahead uh tracy has not responded to our message from the podcast uh instagram but he just wrote a flame emoji on one of my pictures my account oh what was the picture send me the link i want to see what he liked wait is it with your costume with the pyramid i knew it see i think we could be good friends you think we could i really yeah does anyone call him trace you you do now call me trace that's awesome that you guys are dogs now yeah i don't even know how he ended up there how he found you give me the link let's check in little trace is snooping on your [ __ ] do you follow him no oh my goodness you better follow him back oh yeah where is he because i only follow him on twitter bro hit me with that waiting music zack oh there it is i'm gonna like it why is it taking so long to give me a link [Music] peace and love i followed him i'm waiting for the link to into ian's instagram where the flame is okay are you sending me a screenshot okay [Music] okay yeah well this photo is [ __ ] epic yeah yeah did you photoshop that or was that like cam grants uh i did it last night dude he's blasting off love me daddy this is a sick post bro blocking the bad vibes thank you wow so confused how he ended up there i i just don't know surely he doesn't understand the context or anything too he's like this photo is [ __ ] dope and he's right nice good posting and i'm gonna go like that i didn't see why does it never show up on my feet i'm gonna go like ian's pose i like ian's instagram because he's so private and i am starving so i just want to know if the show is old yeah what the [ __ ] in your posts are so good here's one of you with the lady gaga oreos hella funny did you make this too oh yeah yeah jeez you work oh oh my god you got some great photos here give him give me ian that all right have a good weekend everybody obviously [Applause] love y'all peace and blessings upon you right joel austin if you are happy to be a celebrity or anyone with a following listen to this do not flirt with your fans in the dm's meet them in other ways all right or actually you know what i mean i'm even going to put another footnote people don't have the final sign and some of the doors oh we already heard that well i was like well joel we can all look back and see times when we gave into temptation we literally talking about temptation we were sloppy and didn't handle the situation the way we should he is speaking directly to you shut up joel i'm trying to make a point okay i'm not going to talk about the text now you already convinced me how do you get the divorce doesn't know how to stop it just turn it off goodbye i was saying if you're if you're a celebrity you can actually talk to people in the dms just don't exchange nudes right away maybe meet them if you think you're interested in them and you want to date them or something maybe meet them go out see who they are and if you like them and then you can probably good advice even if you're not a celebrity thank you just don't immediately send nudes to the people that you need yeah i'm not saying you can't date a fan or whatever that mean that happens a lot especially if you're really famous that's famous should be at least aware that they have a power dynamic over that person they just gotta trade yeah you gotta be careful you have to be careful with that power because a lot of people want to whatever i'm out bye-bye thanks everybody we'll see you next uh it'll be up week monday night for members and another h3 podcast coming out thursday the best podcast in the world bye-bye [Music] on the sleeve shredder will stop off him all freighters at the suite we'll do the real raw ritual with more and e.t share a laugh with the ringer see how low jimmy lee they said we wouldn't come back but we always do embrace from the ashes like the phoenix on the flex back to two you're watching h to the three three three three you're watching h to the three three three three you're watching h to the three three three you're watching h to the three three

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Length: 157min 15sec (9435 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 26 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Skrods]

Ok so who’s your guess for the person that emailed Ethan belligerently?

[u/1ROYinHD1]

I got so scared for Ethan when he said "correct the record then bitch" and Hila thought he was talking to her.

[u/NicolasCageIsMyHero]

Why is Ethan so worried about this episode getting demonotized? I get that y'all want to get payed for all the work you put in but I thought this was the whole point of H3 After Dark. You can talk about the stuff that might get you punished by YouTube, but the members and sponsorships cover it if you do lose ad money.

[u/indirosie]

Every time someone asks me how I lost 25kg/55lbs I tell them therapy. I wish Ethan would address where this is all coming from rather than fad dieting, or else he’ll never find the motivation he needs to stick to a new LIFESTYLE

[u/Wintertime13]

It’s going to drive me NUTS to not know who emailed them

[u/oamenicanoi]

That podcast with David and Jason Will haunt me for a long time. Seth, please sue them.

[u/llama20]

Zach playing the “fuck you AB” sound bite when AB talks kills me every time and I feel bad for laughing

[u/JohnnyZepp]

Zach was absolutely on point with the sound bites in this.

[u/fluffybunniesFtw]

Wasn't the point of After Dark having a podcast where getting demonetized over cursing, playing music and talking about SA not a problem? That's why it was named after dark. Instead we have a lot of people paying for a membership for yet another weekly podcast. I love you guys (and after dark regardless) but come on.