Twitch Hot Tubs & Bitconnect Carlos Calls In - H3 After Dark # 34

hey guys welcome back to another episode of h3 after dark uh a little bit of a shaky start for those of you who are just watching the vod we started the show so is this the same page now or is it a new page new page now it's a new url new everything right this is such a train wreck you guys so this is the most train wreck episode ever so i tried my best to be on twitter sponsors today nope okay good i'm going crazy they're not no one's gonna want to sponsor this episode so i tried i woke up early because you all hold this you hold me ransom with these foot ratings i even saw an old cop's message from you saying hurry yeah me and i was like i'm on time no not you because dan didn't oh he didn't prepare oh i sent it to you oh no i thought it was to me dan or someone on the team is supposed to prepare a live now thing for me to post on socials i was here ready to go at 12 15 and dan is over there who i call littlefinger aka littletoe who's who is literally conspiring against me you guys have to understand is conspiring against me your foot general everything i've done to tank my score how do i know that first of all how long does it take to post a photo dan's over there it's 12 15. i was like dude we got to go live he's like oh gotta find the photo he's sitting there it's like you don't know exactly where that photo is dan it's in a folder i was going to get it yeah why wasn't it there it literally took like 15 seconds is everything dana was late dan was the bottom line and then so i got so upset because i saw the chat was going like take the feet take the feet and i was like and i screamed obscenity the f word which if you say the f word in the first 30 seconds of the video youtube's like this guy and they maturate it they demonetize it nobody sees the episode so we're like you know what let's just restart because it's just five minutes in and here we are dan right so guys can i please i'm begging you please to everyone who's given me a one star to please go back i was on time today i think i deserve a five uh seven star rating and love if you see anyone saying tank defeat you you have my permission to permanently ban them got it permanent bands for anyone talking about but what if you don't know what feet they're gonna tank because now like they know which tank defeat they're thinking and i'm just saying dan also has a page on wikifit now so if they say tank defeat i invite them to tank those feet yeah okay so then dan also little toe who's been conspiring all week exactly he goes oh this isn't my foot and we found out this is his foot because some super sleuths actually went to like the pits of hell and back to find this photo it's incredible and if there's feet on the internet these guys will find it they're scary man these guys who fan dan's feet i wish they would like investigate epstein's death or something we gotta put these guys to good use man they're like incredible investigators i hope people come back and watch because that was such a cluster i think they came back we're at 20 thousand yeah the viewership is is there they came right back yeah they marched right back to the new link i don't think we've ever done that though in our like five years of doing the show is like nope restart oh so wait there was a lot a new photo well okay so this one you can't deny dan that's you caught red footed it could be some other bearded guy that's ended in our office how is it possible that he was walking around barefoot in our office true i almost feel like he did something here to doctor a picture all of a sudden why are you barefooted dan no question i don't i don't know well what even is that i mean like what what is that photo that's like in the background i'm assuming something could be from one of those like uh handheld shots we did you know yeah i used to show up with sandals i think you just took off your scene yeah i was chilling man i didn't know how could i know a few years later this would be a whole [ __ ] thing well anyway listen i like it dan is up here and you're all mad at me meanwhile look at the number three spot look at these [ __ ] photos there's like a whole new set wait what is that look there's a whole new set of ab photos maybe look no comment from me find yourself i don't want to dogpile on a b because apparently everybody is but i mean for a guy who's not trying to contend with my title there are a lot of new photos [Laughter] you know the other guys the other guys don't put out any videos i mean that's all it is they don't post i post what are you talking about i just don't want to show my here we go yeah okay let's not let's not get into it right away at the beginning last episode if you guys didn't watch we have a lot of great stuff today other than arguing about feet pictures today carlos from big connect is calling in the carlos so guys i'll deliver when i hear it i've been trying to get a hold of carlos basically in my whole adult life so we finally got him plugged in and he's calling in i have a lot of questions for him like hey did you have that sound bite about what he said about to his wife like my wife don't even believe in me i want to know about his marriage doesn't believe in me i'm really curious about the status of his marriage me too um ben shapiro was also calling in a little bit later to discuss the twitch hot tub phenomenon so he's a regular now on the show yeah well you know he's got a lot of uh opinions he's got a lot of opinions about the the hot tub phenomenal right yeah wet ass p-word yeah yeah but they literally do have wet-ass p words because they're in a hot tub oh right like technically you can't just use not thinking about that but i mean yeah extra large and extra hard um i do want to say touch on the little if you guys saw the last episode we did it was a it was dripping oozing and drama and controversy because zach was upset that ab got the chair that razer gave us now i will say that there's an update there's a little bit of a resolution ab decided that the chair does not fit in his apartment it's too big for his apartment and so he handed it down to zach well that's very with very kind you're welcome wow very kind of him uh very kind of you ethan anyway uh to even offer you know buying me a new chair which was you know totally unnecessary but um zach you seemed a little down the comments were very brutal on you i'll say they were done they beat the [ __ ] out of me there was a hashtag there was a hashtag firezak maybe one person they really beat the [ __ ] yeah they weren't happy with zack they thought he was throwing a hissy fit well zach let me ask you this i just i mean not not to stir the pot but um do you of course do you think open the lid and take a look at the pocket i'm look taking a look i'm giving it a smell i mean abe gave it to you because he didn't because it didn't fit his apartment is that really gracious of him because he wasn't i mean you know it's like dropping it off at a junkyard right so i mean i'll take it you know did you already get it or not yet no i i still have to go pick it up there's no winning there's no winning he's gonna you gotta go pick it up you should [ __ ] bring it to me i'm [ __ ] right mr mister over here with his shade i gotta drop it off now too yeah you gotta drop may i make a request too oh eel is coming out i would like to demand that a b himself uh delivers it really what you're doing i had a very interesting um observation because i was the one handing the chairs and so i noticed that lina picked it up for a b and then sam picked it up i thought it was for ian but i guess it was for him yeah but it is interesting go ahead that we got girl power here so the ladies are things to pick up the huge heavy objects on behalf of the guys interesting thoughts even ela i don't know i can't i can't argue no more even illas turned her back on me i mean well because look at you you're mr hot tub with your shade okay all right can you show your shirt can you show your shirt you're as fake as that leather jacket you're wearing bro you want to show your shirt you this is called embracing the meme it says clout goblin well you are in a hot tub is that see-through can i see your nips through that white shirt let me see your name i think so yeah i see i see the outline oh yeah i see the name yeah yeah yeah nice i'll tip your ass i'll throw you some what are they calling bits yeah [ __ ] i'm gonna take some bits for those little bits i said after you tipped me do i have to give the tips to zach is he your pimp he's got to pay the house he's never satisfied i gotta bring him to work i gotta go yeah i know that clout is the water cold it's extremely hot huh like i had i came i got in and i jumped out almost fell on the floor yeah well you just put in hot water in there yeah and i didn't notice how hot it was were you how did you feel it you just took from like the kitchen with uh yeah hot water how what's your plan on emptying it the same way probably just scooping it out i'll figure it out when i get there wow not sure i hope there's no leak in that man i'm scared for you man i wish i was a hot girl kind of like it seems fun just to get in a hot tub and be like let's go but nobody's gonna tip me for that i could try you should try you know i'll go live in a hot tub is there a jacuzzi you guys have a jacuzzi yeah yeah let's do it evening you're in evening with ethan klein yeah hang out in the kitchen i think it has quite the same appeal maybe i want to say that um i um i support you i support ab i'm coming out and i'm saying that i support abe he gets a lot of [ __ ] from everybody and um even though he is a bit of a clout goblin we love him for everything for everything else that he does thank you god bless you are you saying that to try and make me mad zack no i'm not saying that to make you mad i'm saying that because yeah everything's about zach no i'm i'm saying it because you are man your narcissism skill is showing right zach is on edge today yeah you're on edge a little bit well you um no i'm saying that because i have been reading the comments and i think they're right that we dog pile on ab maybe sometimes too much and um you deserve you are worthy of a chair you deserve a chair and if it didn't fit in your apartment and grotesquely and then you were if you weren't just going to throw it out otherwise just give it to zach then i would buy you a chair any day thank you that's very sweet just want to say i do love abey yeah i want to say in zach's defense too before we move on i won't talk about this too much but zach is going through a very stressful move and uh he's moving out on his own he's a big boy he's leaving his parents house and we're all very proud of him thank you i i do appreciate that all right enough it's not easy did you guys know this tell me if anybody knew this you know when you brush your teeth you're supposed to spit out the toothpaste and then the leave you're not supposed to rinse your mouth with water you're supposed to leave the toothpaste what i never heard of where to go does anybody do that does anybody do that no i definitely rinse it out no no it's really disgusting but i've started doing it that's what the dentists say you're supposed to brush spit leave zach what did you say not zach love what is it yeah i've always done that you've always done that yeah and sweden they're ahead of everybody i had a feeling they're more developed yeah they're just more developed how's your teeth you have cavities love nope there you go of course fascinating you eat lots of sweets no i don't eat any sweets pretty much of course it's man i swear to god i got a question so you're supposed to leave it in your mouth i thought you're not supposed to swallow toothpaste well you spit it out but you leave like the residue yeah is it like it's disgusting but it's apparently really good where did you learn this little tidbit yeah dentist like just recently something different yeah yeah i don't disbelieve you i'm just yeah before too and then stop you you look stunning today dude you posted these photos online stop i was like what am i doing your hair and your eyes and what do you call this schmutz hair schmutz headband and the headband of course and the vest that your mom made you i was like oh damn you that instagram picture let me pull that up we got a vibe it cares about wikipedia your mom made that vest i sent him a discord said my mom uh since she got here she likes to have something to keep her busy so i was like i i have an idea um oh i can't click it all right [ __ ] is this you have to be logged in here look at this stunning [ __ ] so i asked damn and then we work together and it's funny because she was like you're making so many changes throughout the process and i was like welcome to teddy fresh like that's right that's kind of like what you kept modifying her best yeah because it was like you know things change once you see it but can you show this um i'm sorry what what a babe dude you look like a supermodel baby vin diesel watch your mouth baby are you showing your ass now like i mean come on dude tone it down look at this wait what because i need to still work yeah i need because i need to reach the keyboard so yes my ass has to float a little bit to reach it okay that's what exactly i was trying to fact check the toothpaste thing all right let's get on with the show shall we um toothpaste clout goblin this is a headline um either give me your reaction man arrested at airport after 35 birds intended for singing contests found in his clothing sorry what how man arrested at airport after 35 birds intended for singing contests found in his clothing a bird singing contest it doesn't say what kind of singing contest what is that maybe he was the singer oh and he's going to have the birds be ringers for him yeah i can hope that how many notices that was just a bunch of birds they were alive you know these guys are up to all kinds of weird [ __ ] they've got like pockets and then they like tape the bird speak so they don't make sound he's like one of these watches yeah definitely he but don't worry guys he was released on 25 000 bond that's pretty steep for bird smuggling 25 000 that's pretty good i mean leave the birds alone right those dang birds alone let them fly um he was often entering into sinking contests in brooklyn in queens a special agent for the u.s fish and wildlife service found in this elaborate sting operation in such contests often conducted in public areas like park's two finches sing and a judge selects the bird determined to have the best voice what the [ __ ] and people are up to weird [ __ ] what and this guy was so dedicated to this bizarre finch singing contest that he internationally smuggled well hold on many who attend the singing contest wager on the birds so this is like this is serious business a fence who wins these competitions becomes valuable and can sell for ten thousand dollars that's almost that's about uh one third of his bond although special species of finches are available in the united states the species from goyana are believed to sing the most superior little yeah there's guyana finch folk songs oh he was being flapped he was being paid three thousand dollars to smuggle the birds oh wow douches so there's another line of work for you guys if things don't work out here i'm sweating what's happening i'm coughing are you hot the ac doesn't work today i'm not you're hot you want to get in the kitty pool so what time is carlos calling in because i don't know if i should get into this now or uh we said we told him one o'clock okay great which is coming up fairly soon so let's do a little recap on carlos here um you guys probably all remember carlos hey hey hey he's one of our most frequently used soundbites although i often wonder if we like him more than the audience because he didn't fare well in the soundbite competition totally well travesty i mean yeah but the competition was tough for him yeah but i mean i kind of expected a better show but anyway we found him on twitter someone suggested he reach out to us and he said i'm down tell him to reach out to me he's actually apparently he's got a vendetta against people online he said if you were creative enough and found the way to profit off creating any kind of product bearing my name image or brand simply get in contact with me i would love for us to work together instead of having to having you lose everything by me taking legal action against you you know he's got that big connect money so watch out i am so excited well i think what he's talking about is there's people making like nfts of him and selling it so i get that yeah that's not cool i'll have to ask him about that here he is the original video um we watched it recently but [Music] big connect is like um was a crypto scam right dan what's the background there yeah it was a crypto scam um it was sort of set up in a a classic ponzi scheme sort of style where they got a lot of people to invest in this coin maybe yourself then there was it was the the big connect coin damn why are you stopping me expanding myself off not i'm on myself now well you'll have to go behind the curve go ahead thank you anyways uh yeah the people who ran the scam they uh ran it up from like i think it started like 10 cents or something and it spiked up to like 400 oh my goodness in a very short period of time um and then they cashed out on the scam and it was sort of revealed and the whole thing crashed back down from 400 to like 20 cents or something it's a bump yes the same thing's happening with this other crypto moon base i think it's called moon the one that you sent that link of that yeah stone dude beware the same thing is happening right now with the moon base what is it called [ __ ] what is it called that crippling moon something or other dude this one crypto please nobody invest in this moon [ __ ] it's called um somebody tell me what it's called moon moon shot or uh yeah it was something done what is it safe mode oh yes safe mode oh any any investment with the word safe in it yeah the scam is in the title yeah uh they're doing the same thing there's like this coin safe moon there's like a hundred trillion of the coins they made and people are buying like 300 million for 200 bucks and they're like let's go baby safe moon to the moon i saw dude say if safe moon because there's so many in circulation if it went up even one penny to one cent in value it would have a larger market cap than all of bit bitcoin wait because there's so many there's like literally a hundred trillion of them and so all these morons i mean well i don't want to [ __ ] on them they're just hopeful you know they're being scammed so i feel bad for them but [Applause] [Music] yeah everyone's going to lose their money on that one but anyway so so carlos and all these people are all hyped on big connect but it was just some people who were gonna dump it all right and they had all these crazy schemes where they're like uh recruit your friend that will pay you interest and they were paying them out all these coins and then everybody it was revealed it was a huge scam and everyone lost their [ __ ] so this is carlos before he loses everything which makes the irony so much [Applause] hey hey hey everybody my name is carlos matos and i am coming from new york city new york let me tell you guys that i am so excited i am so happy i am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing glorious super and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it the world is not anymore the way it used to be no no no be connected wow [Applause] [Music] we are coming and we are coming in waves we are starting and we are going to actually go all over the world we are belting the entire world let me tell you guys that i started 137 days ago with only twenty five thousand six hundred and ten dollars and right now i am reaching one hundred and forty thousand wait did he say six days ago no he said like a hundred and six days ago or something like that yeah you could get that kind of investment from a lot of other things that aren't scams [Applause] anyway he goes on and on we've watched it a bunch of times but there's like some really great moments where he's like my wife doesn't believe him i'm gonna find that part and let me tell you that young actually earning around 100 i mean around one thousand and four hundred dollars of the corrections i mean around one thousand and four hundred dollars on an everyday basis seven days a week what i am right now independently financially independently i am saying to so many people who said that this was going to be a con artist game that this was going to be a scammer game hey you're going to lose all your money my wife still doesn't believe in me i'm telling him honey list this is real no no no no that's a scam his mic etiquette is pretty good i'm gonna go to the bank i'm gonna get my bitcoins i'm going to actually put them into dollars here they are right on the table no that's money that you took from another account i'll say what am i gonna do anyway so the legend the man the myth is calling in at one all right he's also up to i don't know if i can even show this tweet hold it be careful dan but he showed it now i guess he oh my goodness apparently now he's a fitness trainer he posted a picture of him naked on um on his twitter account very uh it's tasteful though it is taste there's no dong it's a lot no there's no dong i mean hey he's an old man dude he looks good [ __ ] i wish i look like that yeah just taking it all in i wish i could show you guys um oh he has a youtube channel partner with carlos is he still still doing up to [ __ ] let's see what carlos is up to on youtube four months ago a picture of a car his other videos don't even have thumbnails interesting style let's take a look this is carlos matos coming to you live guys guys guys i am so excited and so happy i am here i am tesla yes tesla tesla tesla oh he's the crushing it yep he's getting a new car a new tire he's filming everything along the way you gotta love that filming the sales guy oh he threw shade at me eh yeah this is actually fantastic three years ago he threw shade at me how come i never saw this i don't know apparently he roasted me because i i don't if those of you who don't haven't followed my whole career i made a video about that specific video of carlos on our main old main channel h3 productions he said can i come on your show ellen oprah vince mcmahon they're like tone it down try ethan someone said nobody could be on the h3 podcast he says is this a joke is this pablo escobar during christmas he's talking about yeah i mean that's a good observation but what you don't want to be on my show you're on it now i didn't see a [ __ ] oprah or ellen pick up the phone to call your ass carlos okay so we have bad blood apparently you can confront him about that oh yeah you know i hold on to a grudge pablo escobar and christmas excuse me i saw a comment uh carlos is hot yeah no he looks good i'm not even gonna lie dude i tap that i mean with peace and love respectfully someone made a remix of him that he was not a fan of next person that attaches my twitter name to this video is getting blocked again carlos you you're promoting the video yeah he needs to block himself should i watch it or am i tempting uh well that's just a screenshot isn't it yeah i know but like we can find it we have the technology i don't know why he's not a fan yeah big connect was a scam that collapsed when insiders pulled out after the coin had spiked to around 436 dollars holy crap when the scam was revealed it dropped to 40 cents per coin ouch my god that's a loss of like 10 000 or something yeah and um by all accounts carlos was uh he was he was the scammy not the scammer oh yeah he lost everything right he genuinely believed in bitconnect yeah apparently the two uh in masterminds were eventually charged by security frauds how did that pan out are they in jail uh you know i it was tough to find info about this all i could find were articles from 2018 where they got indicted um you know that's the i couldn't find any follow-up of like what actually happened well with these kind of uh crimes you know the securities uh it was in another country by the way they weren't in america oh i'm surprised well you know what was in australia and i think the other was in india maybe damn i don't think i could be wrong on that but but usually when like these really high-end white-collar crimes they go yo just give us half and we're cool [ __ ] everyone else got scammed well again i didn't know what happens in america i can find any info about them actually getting convicted so and here is a tweet linked to my document to a account that has been suspended no it is um oh it's carlos's account right um yeah he uh he ended up getting banned from twitter recently uh i don't think super recently oh hey it's me but like those tweets that we were just looking at of him uh goofing on you or whatever that account's gone that's why those were just archives well anyway he said and curious why he got banned yeah i'll ask him yeah probably probably selling a scam probably he lost about a hundred thousand dollars love to talk to his wife very sad it is very sad it's really sad i mean it's on his fault he got taken for a ride man yeah hundred thousand he was seemed very enthusiastic very genuine about his he's a great hype man dude i'd [ __ ] i'd hire him just to hype up teddy fresh true teddy [Music] is he available now we're a little early uh could be um you guys want to shoot him the link and tell him to hop on i already sent him the link about 10 minutes ago all right you can let him know you can call him whenever we got a comment somebody said uh you all helped me uh this one's from ian rust you all helped me get through a really hard last three weeks my dog kirby was gravely ill having the podcast was a treasured comfort he made a miraculous cup recovery after learning how to breathe and walk again and it's the next to me right now wow i love doggy miracles i thought it was going to be a sad ending me too oh my god i very much thought this was going a different direction yeah the dog lived that's amazing the people can die let the dog you know what i'm saying we love kirby we love ian rust and i'm so i get really happy you know it makes me feel like i'm actually doing something yeah it's hard to believe sometimes because we just sit here and you know goof around and it's like whenever someone says something so nice it's almost hard to believe i don't you know i have a hard time accepting compliments i guess but but what about i can't walk around be like i am so poor yeah that would be weird so it's some kind of defense mechanism for keeping me losing my mind probably but yeah thank you for the kind words you know it means a lot to me that we're able to keep you and kirby uh spirits up and wow what a legendary dog yeah we're thinking about getting another dog really kind of no it's good i know it's like oh they're just so cute yeah i just love my doggies more kids more dogs right i'm like a mormon or something just more more creatures in your in your household you guys need a cat no cats i'm afraid of cats because the dog the doors are always open the cat yeah that's what scares me i can't protect the cat you know what i mean and they're like a lot of coyotes in this area for sure a lot we love you kirby kirby is my everything can we get a picture of kirby oh ian rust ian rust hit us uh i guess discord is going to be the best way one of the staff come here zach here's the the remix as we wait for carlos the world is not anymore the way it used to be [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is great let's go [Music] yes whoa let's go to the moon baby they connect to the moon that's a scam he just loves big connect with his whole heart and soul i mean if you made a hundred thousand dollars and that quickly uh you know hey uh i think he might be oh yeah baby carlos nachos he's in the waiting room that's nice that is not him all right uh yeah just give me one second i'll set it up carlos carlos carlos i feel nervous like i'm having the queen on do you know this is like meme royalty yeah car loves carlos uh i let him in he should have the technology don't see him he's got a model y so i know he's tucked up there he is very no way is that carlos matos i see his face looking down on me like a god regardless are you there can you hear us i feel like i'm watching um i feel like i'm watching one of those weird streams where wow this is odd uh carlos it says that your audio is uh your mic is muted you're muted yeah i don't see him trying to talk though can you hear him looks like he's in the same room carlos did you hear us okay can you hear me yeah i can hear you guys just fine okay carlos what an honor to have you with us well the owner is mine well are you aware i mean i don't know if you followed my coverage of the whole big connect thing have you i don't know is there bad blood between us do you have something that you want to get off your chest to me i i have no bad blood with anybody i'm loving okay person who just believes in you know expanding my mind all the time i just wanted anything you have ever said to me you know anything that you have ever said about me in the past hey no problem we love that have you been able so tell me first of all how how did your wife i just i'm sorry to go back over this dramatic stuff probably it's probably it hurts for you right to talk about big connect i mean they got you good no it doesn't hurt me not at all it was an experience and i am somebody who welcomes experiences where my main objective is to learn and bring it on whether it's good or whether it's bad it's always good because there is always a tremendous experience that you can learn from those failures that you have in your past i mean how else are you going to be moving forward that's a good approach so what was the lesson like what was your ultimate lesson from going through the big connect thing if there was one yeah the ultimate lesson was to take a very close look at those organizations that you are getting yourself involved and do a very very in-depth due diligence and anything that where you are not dealing directly with the creators of that project anything where people are uh in obscurity and darkness let's stay away from those things stay away from those things make sure that you can see eye to eye who you're dealing with and um and also do not ever get yourself involved into any crypto currency where there is a close market where the market is actually being manipulated and controlled by that specific entity you want to be in cryptocurrencies that are openly being traded in the very best exchanges in the world listen that's a way that you can protect yourself that's smart that's smart advice where where were you when you found out like oh my god bitconnois big bit connect is crashing to like 40 cents or something like that you know i i really didn't get much hurt um you know from the bit connect experience in terms of the money that i lost i was able to get my the money that i invested out oh really what i did yes but what what i did not get was the profit that supposedly i realized which i you know didn't have time to get absolutely it was just a bush and everything else so you were you were able to like cash out your original investment before it crashed yes ah no wonder you're so zen about it that's good yeah but but in a way i am not because i also do not feel uh that there are people out there that will take the experience the same way that i that i take the experience see to me it is a blessing bit connect was an amazing blessing because i learned so much from the connect and he he got me into an amazing path the path you know of growth that i am right now because one of the experiences that me who i am did you ever have the moment where i know you talked at great length in your speech about your wife doesn't believe in you she thinks it's a scam did you what was it like when you had to be like my dear wife i bow to you humble carlos yes it's absolutely true humble carlos i bought you and i realized that i made a mistake but guess what guess what though i believe that the fact that that i was able to just go and take the risk um that speaks value of my being fearless does your wife agree take it no she did not agree at all and i and i you know and i uh and i um you know i i i respect her so you guys are still we right now are deported we have people oh you are yeah no longer yeah we're no longer together um did the big connect have anything to do with it or no yes yes it had a lot to do oh no the big connect i don't know yeah but at the same time i'm happy that that we are divorced because i found out that we are just people that believe in different things and i think in order for me to grow even more i need to be uh on a train on the trajectory that i am right now where i am my own person who is created in my own world according to the things that i believe carlos let me ask you how has life been like when this whole thing went down there was this incredible carlos meme dumb i've seen you on twitter being like yo people are selling my likeness you better watch your ass because i'm coming after you with my lawyers and then also i've seen kind of maybe you've been a little bit hesitant maybe let's say to embrace your meme dumb what is life as a meme carlos if you could tell me in your experience when i go into the streets of new york city uh there are people that are that recognize me there are people that um ask me for autographs it's like i am a celebrity in certain areas so in a way that i enjoy that recognition and better understanding um but the negative side of it some people look at it as if i am part of this um you know scam and that i was like one of the of the people who uh participated on scamming people so making sure that people understand that i was not one of the originators or one of the masterminds of the scam that i heard so many people across the world is something that at times i encounter and it's totally fine with me to explain to people you know i understand your opinion understanding oh but hey i am now one of those people that hurt you know so many people and eventually people understand because i was looked by the sec and you know different federal organizations did the fbi comment come talk to you um not the fbi but the sec and and they uh you know they look at everything they clear it and they're fine i mean and i now have nothing to hide shortly shorter than everything that has to be shown and that's okay and i that's important that people understand that that those people that were found to have some kind of malicious intent that was proving in the documentation they were they uh you know got it they went to jail some people went to jail so people got into serious problems because they were they were found to be guilty of you know hurting people but that's not the case and yeah that is good to hear are you um are you into uh crypto what are we what are we in now what's our portfolio yeah i love i love cryptocurrencies i believe that cryptocurrencies is an amazing avenue for many people across the world to be able to grow um if you look at things like bitcoin i believe bitcoin is going to have a tremendous growth trajectory you see the biggest institution coming on um you know goldman sachs giving approval that you know bitcoin is one of the greatest investments of all times even enticing their clients to go into bitcoin you see uh you know gemini.com now bringing all these different amazing coins and so on yeah i believe that people need to embrace the idea of cryptocurrencies the innovations that are coming on are absolutely incredible and amazing and i think that this opens up a complete new dimension in terms of investment and there's going to be lots and lots of people who are going to become very wealthy by doing this and this is just the beginning we're just at the tip the very very tip of the iceberg so how did they get you on that stage i'm curious about like the workings of like because there were there was this big event and you were on stage with the but you were just like an enthusiastic investor what was the logistics of getting out there that was it that was it i was just there they were um they were actually having a group of people giving testimonials of how they felt about it connect and i decided to you know bring my um you know my fire oh yeah my fire and i i am you know i am someone if you put me on stage you know i'm gonna bring the house down i just have the power i just understand how to deal with audiences and yeah i'm a powerful public speaker and and i just have this way of connecting with people and um and that's what i did that's what i did so the speech went you know viral and you guys have seen the results of it yeah what other we got i'm thinking maybe what what else are you passionate about because i'd love maybe to get you on stage to deliver another speech about something you're really passionate about what are your passions i i love i love um working and helping our people i am an aba therapist who works with autistic children and their families oh that's very i'm very successful yeah i'm very successful about what i do i have i have changed hundreds of children and hundreds of families lives throughout my 70 18 years as an aba therapist and i'm considered to be one of the top you know dogs in the uh in the arena in the area of you know applied behavior analysis and in dealing with uh children and their families and um just doing that i i don't even have to do anything else but i'm also a life coach and i love working with people unfortunately i can only take seven people and most of the time i'm always booked so when people want to go ahead and take you know a live coaching with me i i gotta put them on a waiting list and the waiting list is about a month how many people got on your waiting list only right now on the awaiting list there's like um 25 25. you want to make it 2 500 oh well why not you want well so here's what i'd love how about would you be willing i'm just spitballing here just thinking off the cuff but if we could get you to deliver let's re-race the history let's do a new carlos giving lu life the fire carlos bringing the fire for the life coaching and we'll play it on the show and plug let's get carlos the life coach out there can we get a new speech from carlos not right now but we could this is something we can work on to erase let me tell you let me tell you let me tell you something if you put me on the stage oh the flame right right right right now if you put me on the stage right now i will completely put the house on fire well here i mean i don't need an admin i do not need to go ahead and write the speech i do not need to prepare anything i just start opening my mouth and i fire okay carlos here let me challenge you to this we have 40 000 people watching right now 40 000 people are watching right now how many people are in that big connect audience okay so put the phone so let's put the phone against something and let's get you're on stage dude you're in the dodgers stadium you're in yankee stadium let's get a speech right saying let's go there's uh all right so let let me just just start to take it let's say this okay this is to all of you out there who are finding that your lives are buried in mediocracy in confusion in despair it's in a time that you say to yourself i gotta take control of my life i gotta wake the [ __ ] up i gotta say to myself what is it that i have been doing all these years are you finding yourself in the position in which i was at one point in time that i was actually earning so much weight that i got to about 248 pounds are you seeing that around you the world that you're thinking of is not really becoming the world that you wanted to become why not right now say to yourself why not right now i better stop this right right now what are you doing right now right now let me tell you something i have found i have found the way of how to do this i have been able to create disciplines simple disciplines of life that if you apply to your life every single day i can guarantee okay and that is of course according to the effort that you put into it of course if you do put the effort into it your life will transform itself and one day you're going to open your eyes and you're going to [ __ ] realize that what you are thinking and what is outside of you is that red is a direct reflection so the world inside you and the world outside outside of you become one and i have been able to achieve that and not be able to learn how to do that and through the life coaching that i'm doing i'm taking people who are really in deep [ __ ] that are finding that they're changing their life that's what i can do guys bring it on let's go there's that fire wow i'm heated up i'm ready to change my life whoa i'm wiping it here let me tell you let me tell you i i unless uh after the big connect i went into a state that i felt um you know going on a down spiral i felt really bad and i started gaining weight and you know being completely uh very unstable and i started uh looking at myself in the mirror and saying man better stop this and i started researching and learning about lots of different things and i found this powerful discipline from a few different gurus people who were amazing at what they did or what they are doing and what i did was i put those things together and now in my opinion i have the [ __ ] keys to go ahead and turn your life on and just make things completely change for you so i'm highly blessed highly favored wow so excited to be carlos carlos got the [ __ ] keys the guru are you are you considering yourself a guru carlos or not yet or what's your status i do not i do not like to see of myself as a guru i like to see myself as a student right i always want to be hungry let me ask you this you said you've got the [ __ ] keys are they car keys or door keys it's mine monkeys that's it you see the problem with most people out there is that 99 of the world population are actually being programmed by all of this micro programs micro mental problems by all of this mental problems that other people around are designing and creating organizational companies institutions and they're creating all these micro programs and all this mental problems and people are absorbing that those mental progress each and everything and the reason why is because the mind hum the human minds were like machines like we're like computers we're always searching for an operating system so that we can create the world that we want to create but the problem is that when people start going out there and thinking those icons of programs and the mental trainings from other people they're not truly creating their world they're creating somebody else's world who do not really give a [ __ ] about them and that is exactly what's truly going on and it's not until you learn how to program your life that your life will truly start to change wow oh i'm wiping the tears away where can people sign up for life coaching oh what happened the best thing would be for them to just give me so the best thing the best thing for them is to send me an email to carlos matos coaching gmail.com there we go okay your life starts now um you know just be patient what's your rate be patient because there is a waiting list my real leader rating is 500 hours an hour there isn't three hours a week that people and there is a thousand dollars commitment carlos enlightenment ain't cheap that no it's not that thousand dollars commitment deposit tells me if you truly if you're truly truly truly right um dedicated and committed you gotta have that one gotta put the money boom put it in carlo's hand no but what that thousand dollars i am not the one who's gonna supervise you to tell you what you did what you have to do you are the one so by the end of the week you say to yourself i did everything back but it's at the end of the week you yourself have the understanding that you know what i [ __ ] up i really didn't commit to what i had to do you know the thousand dollars for yours it's up to you i am not going to be you know looking at you're not paying anyone so it's a thousand the thousand dollars is to get in the door and then it's 500 an hour and you set a minimum of 30 hours of three hours oh three hours i thought you said thirty thousand no that's a thousand four hundred plus a thousand that's two thousand four hundred right but out of the two thousand five hundred only one thousand a hundred a week is actually the training but the 1000 is so simply the commitment deposit now let me understand you get it back is there a satisfaction guarantee with that three hours in the deposit no no there is no guarantee there is no there is absolutely no guarantee that any change is going to happen the reason why it's up to them it's up to you right now i thought you shared with me i'm not your life well what if they say well they say listen carlos i know everything you told me and like i just want my money back fine then give your money back oh you'll give it back okay good just care i'm just curious on your return remember one thing remember one thing i am um an aba therapist first right right right right right and and i make you know i make good money with that right right the the live coaching is something that i do because i want to help people to really transform their lives because from their lives so at the beginning i i work with people and i share with people the things that i believe are going to help them and most of those people can you give it can you give us a free sample like of what people might come to see from like the first hour like where we will tell you yeah i will tell you in which the things consist the program actually concerns there is a part that is about mental programming what do you have to do in order for you to program your mind and that's the most important thing right you have got to first of all working online so i go on the specifics of what is it what you need to do right then after you do the mental program there is another part in which you work on your energy you see if you do not have energy if you don't have vitality do you see the reason why i'm so emotional it's because i have tons of energy tons of vitality my energy just powers how how does it happen well it happens because of certain breathing techniques that i do to help me to inject oxygen directly into the areas of the cells that produce the energy so when you when you're going to the actual areas of the cell that produce the oxygen i mean that produce the energy by providing oxygen and you do it on a regular basis mitochondria they call mitochondria there is certain things that you need to do some breathing exercises that you need to do okay yeah after after that then there is also especially you need to stretch your body now stretching is a very important thing for you to do in order for you to get your body ready for anything and everything that could happen throughout your day a lot of the reason why people get hurt is because they don't pay enough time to drink i personally you know take an hour of stretching every single day i stretch for one hour and it's one of the most amazing parts of my of my day i really love it is there something i feel is there some kind of like to fully enlighten yourself is there some kind of like i will say i will say that as you start doing these things i believe that you will definitely feel enlightened because just the fact that you're spending some time to really program your mind deep into who you are what you want to do i've got a crazy idea tell me if you think this is good dan what if we did a three hour session i paid you for it on the podcast three hours just with carlos or is that like is that like pirating your [ __ ] would you not want to do it live uh no i would not like to do it that way the fact is that you know it will it would actually you know it will go and and uh it will not be good so so that's the one thing so you do your your mental programming then you do your breathing and the yellow stretching is there anything about do you know anything about unlocking sexual chakra well the actual the actual uh you know part of the sexuality of both men and women is really attached to the directions in the flow of energy right and the flow in the flow of you know your blood so if you want to increase your mental power i mean your sexual ability other men or women yeah you have to learn how to direct the blood into the right areas right especially on your genitals is that something you can teach yeah absolutely nice that's something that i personally do as well and that i advise every men and women to do if you want to be you know sexually uh powerful right yeah i mean i hope i'm not stepping out of turn i feel i hope i'm not stepping at a turn but i feel like you are sexually powerful can you comment on that i i i feel i feel amazing yeah i feel amazing i i can say that i feel amazing are you with anybody right now um that area i don't want to touch on it okay fair enough no problem i have you know i have my you know my uh my intimate life yeah i'm very happy how would you rate yourself as a lover i'm powerful powerful that's what i thought you clearly have a lot to learn from you uh carlos thank you so much for gracing us we've got the people have your email they want to learn from the uh the three steps yeah what was the email one more time yeah give us your give the people your email the email is carlos matos coaching gmail.com be patient guys there's a long waiting list and it's going to be longer wow yeah and i and i gotta uh thank you for giving me the opportunity to be on your show absolutely that you have conducted yourself um very professionally oh thank you well that's your lovely um all right hey calm down with your sexual powers over there carlos come on don't get too powerful on me now my wife okay all right i'm just making sure all right all right carlos appreciate you thank you so much for calling and highest highest of blessings nice blessings back to you a lot of success thank you a lot of blessing a lot of growth uh continue for years and years to come thank you so much carlos thank you carlos keep those choppers flowing all right buddy thank you all right take care carlos ladies and gentlemen carlos um legendary i'm i'm happy to learn first of all let's recap there was a lot of information exchanged [Applause] and we even got one of the we did one of the powerful uh flame throws we sure did wow there was a couple moments where his phone was really underwater yeah yeah audio wasn't always the best but um well i'm happy to learn he got his money out me too i'm not surprised his wife divorced him but he sounds happy my wife still doesn't believe in me she still doesn't but they they've moved on interesting they got divorced because of the big connect that was an interesting tidbit yeah sad it sounded like it was definitely a rough moment there yeah he looks good now though and like i mean it's too bad he doesn't want to this too bad he doesn't want to film our session i thought that'd be interesting well i guess i get it i can't give away the secret sauce i mean that's fantastic eh powerful that was really powerful i'm so glad we could finally get him on this is interesting i knew he'd be an interesting guy yeah people saying uh carlos for the next h3 bachelor oh it sounds like he's in a relationship though true that's true it does very confident sexually too i knew powerful i knew he was a confident uh sexual power somebody reach out to carl's and see if he wants a razor chair i'm sorry zach i gotta send him your chair i'm gonna give it to carlos yeah this is razer chair is a new currency yeah razor chairs are currency of the future [ __ ] bitcoin chairs wow wow oh better than i could ever hope for i feel like i just reprogrammed my brain like you said fantastic what do you guys see any reaction in the peanut gallery over here i've signed it up for the lifeguards i don't 25 people are already ahead of you guys so i'll pay extra to get a little bump it does have a refund policy as well which is nice i thought he said he didn't well then he came back i said listen i was like yo if i know everything okay can i get my money back he said yeah you can get you can get your money back oh that's nice um how do you move on for that so i think i need to um bathroom break ela oh i'm we have to restart the stream all right i'll set up the so next up we're talking about the twitch hot dub controversy and we're actually gonna have uh ben shapiro calling in the comment on this at the conclusion to provide us his insight as he's always very insightful so i guess you know there's i feel like on twitch there's always these uh i wish we could take some call-ins too i feel like we need to debrief the carlos thing a little bit you know if we could take some call-ins from the audience but i don't know if anyone wants to share their thoughts anyway on twitch i feel like there's always a battle between the gamers and the gamer girls on twitch you guys know what i mean go home gamer girl there's like a strong would you call it red pilled or because there's all these guys are like i'm a good gamer why are girls watching pokemon just because she's got a fat ass or so i don't know i'm not i'm just saying i know that's the meme about her it's like so thick right that's the meme about pokeman oh yeah i'm not speaking that turn right yeah you can't even go on youtube without seeing compilations of really just of her like yeah i always see this picture of her like just reaching over and it's like these guys are so deep deprived it's like she's literally just reaching over to grab something and it's just it's she's wearing pants and it's just you see her butt daddy and everybody salivating over this picture like it's uh absolutely [ __ ] cringe how would you do well love actually you know you're probably the most familiar with twitch uh culture right among us what's going on on twitch is it gamer guys vs gamer girls i mean to a large part yeah it seems to be i just want to add i don't watch that part of twitch watch the gaming part of twitch um clear the air a little bit you say that well because you're you're you're almost making it seem like i'm a professional on this topic oh okay you just want to say right but you're familiar come on don't play it down i mean you spend a lot of time on twitch it seems like love don't you have a pokeman out of context account too oh no you wouldn't do that the new the new thing on twitch is that these girls set up hot tubs and they just are in their bikini i thought twitch had a policy where they said no uh you couldn't be in a bathing suit but did they loosen it or did nothing change well that's that's what this controversy is is sort of like the inconsistency of the uh enforcement of because people were like oh like i remember i was like taking off my shirt for some reason i don't know why i was like what or something and people like oh you're gonna get banned you're taking off your shirt i was like what i was shocked by that you can't share your nipple as a guy but i think what i read is that it's based on the context so that's why they're in a pool like you can be oh really is that what's going on here is that what it is i mean that's what they say i don't know how true it actually is well anyway twitch isn't doing anything and the apparently these girls are just dominating twitch now this the title of this stream i'm showing it or we can't well it's they're just in a bathing suit i don't think there's anything wrong with that and i and i just did so hopefully that's okay um this one's called victoria's secret bikini try on jacuzzi stream 1080p rank one just chatting just chatting let's take a look like victoria's secret is shaking up the gate it looks fun out there though like she's outside she's in the hot tub she's in the backyard i want to do a jacuzzi stream i can't believe this whole situation is so absurd you guys crack me up sometimes i just imagine she's having so much fun back there with her boys you guys are silly oh my god shoes working for those tips titties it's like titties thanks zach why is that oh zach's being yelled at what cut to zach oh he just looks super shocked what was that zach nothing nothing oh okay everything okay yeah you look kind of shocked no everything's fine okay sorry well it's cool oh no someone said i bet they pee in the hot tub for only fans oh dude these girls are do these girls also have only fans too like is that something well i don't know but imagine if they pee during their stream let's go dude can you pee in a kitty tub i mean i believe the answer is yes to the only fans question by the way okay so there you go i mean these these girls are entrepreneurs i mean not not across the board but look but i know i got to tell you i really don't have i know you guys are not going to like a lot of you guys i have no problem with this i really don't care why do i care oh guess people say oh it's inconsistent but like these girls are entrepreneurs dude they got only fans they're on twitch i mean [ __ ] hustle girl get on that banana you know what i'm saying for twitch right but i feel like the the anger is misplaced a lot of times why if you can't show a nipple that's crazy i can show nips on youtube whoa careful i'm just saying another reason why youtube is superior they updated their guidelines in august i'm sorry what to be more clear what is it um well if you're a girl uh we ask that you cover your nipples we do not permit exposed underbust cleavage is unrestricted as long as these coverage requirements are met no underbust that that would be the under titty so i like i mean i don't know what they mean that under titty can be pretty hot you know what i mean so no under titty right and then what about the guys i'm reading up on it now i'm not saying specifically to guys people like seaman well anyway i feel like people are misplacing their anger towards these girls and not towards like okay twitch whatever i don't know though you know but thank you reality well yeah i mean this is awesome i mean i have no problem with the girls who do it is she really laughing wait what was that okay she's fake left i was like oh thank you i'm confused by this well okay okay well i mean this oh here there's here she is in like literally just a different color bikini though so you probably shouldn't ask me how to not be awkward have any other questions though i'm down to answer yep i'd like to talk to one of these gamers that are angry about this maybe we can have someone call in because i feel like i'm not i just don't know why people are so angry they say i feel like they say uh it's you know the inconsistency but i feel like that's they're veiling their anger which is just at these girls they're jealous they're jealous that these girls are racking it up they're at the top of twitch you know what i'm saying and they're making a ton of money and these guys are trying hard to play video games and like get attention and build a stream which i get it's tough you know what i'm saying and life isn't always fair but i think ultimately they're just jealous that these girls are crushing it on twitch i really do that is it i mean much of the discourse is about how these channels are being pushed in the recommended section and a lot of dudes are upset about it are they being pushed in the recommendation section or there's a lot of people that just want to watch it i think that there is some truth to that but but that really it well it's two sides of the same coin it's being pushed because people want to watch it i mean we know how these algorithms work yeah the algorithm isn't just putting it up right they know what people are people you see titties you click it's [ __ ] simple math bro i mean let's face it i have to just say that it does look really silly oh hey i'm not i'm not judging the merits of it i wouldn't watch it you know what i'm saying and it's just funny to me that this is a thing but are you in your heart today i don't know i'm not judging the merits of it i think it's totally [ __ ] stupid and the fact that there's actually i mean clear it's like a e girlfriend thing because it's like it's just it's just a cam girl situation you know um it's really a sad sight to get involved in this [ __ ] where's your daddy oh this one's called nip slip i didn't see yeah so no i already watched it her titties are fastly secure i'm down to answer yep blame the [ __ ] blame the dudes i mean blame the people watching it you know for sure if they're like yo they're watching the titties and the titty girl in the jacuzzi instead of me it's like well step your [ __ ] up bro you got it you got to compete with titties now you know what i'm saying that's a tough competition for anybody yeah people are mad at these streamers because there are other cam websites but the gag is there aren't any websites that have half as much traffic as twitch that sounds to me like they found a good a market opportunity i mean yeah you know if to if to here i'm i'm open i want to read everybody's um here's one the issue is that streamers have been permanently banned for accidentally showing as much skin as this girls show regularly right i would agree if this if something like that happens then i agree that i would be upset too they do need to have a consistency and so again i think these girls end up being the scapegoats for a lot of these problems so it's like twitch is a completely in my experience with them um incompetent and competently run and managed you know what i'm saying yeah but i feel like the hate is often misplaced on these girls who are just hustling it's like that comment said it's the most trafficked live site so it's like hey bro let's go you know what i'm saying here's a here's a comment that ian shared someone said i tested with a virtual machine in an incognito browser while connected to vpn and had multiple hot tub streamers recommended immediately upon arriving on the home page this wasn't based on previous streams clicked or saved cookies so tell me miners and others who don't want non-safe for work content on the homepage should have to resort to manually clicking not interested each and every time why can't they implement blurring of thumbnails like they do an art sharing platforms like art station or restrict those kinds of streamers elsewhere other than the home page where literally anyone else could visit before browsing so again that's the issue for twitch right like the whole thing is a twitter issue exactly i mean the girls they're just doing i mean it's available to them why shouldn't they do it you know if if it's a platform with a lot of traffic it sounds like they're making a good decision for themselves exactly you know what i'm saying and if they're being promoted then even better for them it's dude this is entirely twitches yeah this is twitch [ __ ] up i agree if hey you know watching video games is a is a for all ages past time if my eight-year-old son was on twitch watching this i'd be like the [ __ ] you doing you know what i mean so yeah i agree with you that it shouldn't just be on the home page and there should be some kind of um i guess there's another problem is like this girl based on if you click this she has normal streams too where she just plays video games or watching stuff so it's like i twitch got to figure this [ __ ] out bro yeah you know i'm socially awkward though so i mean definitely if she's in a hot tub in a thong then they should probably mark it like but then you you're it's like if you go to a beach you're going to see girls in thongs it's like it's like there's kind of like this new world thing going on here where it's like they have to look at this objectively and be like this is something you would see on any public beach across the country right but um i guess there is like a certain maturity maybe they i don't know maybe they need to have like a maybe it just shouldn't be on the home page like right there and there i think that's a reasonable thing to do yeah but twitch disagrees they like titties brings traffic to the stream twitter like titties yeah i like titties titties who don't like titties titties titties it's just that um like when you go on only fence you know you're going to get mature content when you're going to which i feel like everyone thinks they're going to get gaming i agree content it's odd here's a clip of uh asmin gold i guess because there's is this still happening love where the hot tub girls are all dominating the front page yeah i mean when i was setting up twitch on your laptop because there was no account logged in or whatever when i first pulled it up um and we weren't logged into anything the suggestion thing was like three of them oh really because i went there last night i was like where's the hot tub grows at and i didn't see any because were you logged in oh here's a girl in a bikini let's take a look i think it's because they are pretty much dominating the just chatting section don't watch it oh my goodness what is she what the hell nobody's waiting man that's a lot um hang on she's just wearing like pasties i don't think she's wearing anything no she's no she's wearing faces i'm just gonna take this moment to also say we're not going to ever ever ever so this just talk other streamers on my stream that is something that like so this is what's going on right now i will never let's get out of here let's go oh yeah recommended just chatting yeah i don't know i think owner doesn't need to figure something out the minimum twitch sign up is 13. so okay that's interesting instead you have to be 13 to make an account on twitch okay is 13 old enough to see some titty painting yeah i mean i'd be rubbing one out like constantly that'd be a problem if i was on twitch at a 13 year old i'd be like ooh uh hassan uh here's a girl painting or tits i'm like back to the song there's a whole ecosystem you know what it is it's a whole full-service ecosystem they keep them there because these kids they're 13 years old they're watching video games and then when you're 13 you got to beat one out like every 10 minutes so then you leave twitch to go to like pornhub but now they figured out to have their own ecosystem you stay on twitch that's what's going on this is jeff bezos theories this is high level [ __ ] so now you got you got [ __ ] you can beat off you can watch video games you stay on the website all day instead of bouncing around that's what's going on you guys you know that's what's going on i just unlocked the [ __ ] true algorithm just chatting let's see let's see here's another one uh bad take ethan oh there's no hate against women when bikini streams are meta all gamer girls are flooded with bikini viewers there is no hate wait what's my bad thing wait what i didn't that's not true i didn't understand my best he's trying to say that that people aren't mad at these girls oh they don't get hate that's objectively not true no they despise these girls that's mostly what i see as they not all but yeah no sorry you're the one with the bad take reverse reverse card dan thank you dan you're a good man dan no it's look because i was digging into this yesterday and uh yeah i mean these girls get a lot of hate yeah so here's another one let's click this a tiny little tubby 500 euros this is just a bikini this is totally fine if you're from the us you can get it for a much cheaper i mean it's kind of funny that they're just hanging out why yeah how does it feel on a way to be sitting in this water you see your kits again maybe all they had was a donut yeah let me see your tits again real fast let me see your ass hold on hold on i hope this doesn't make sense hold on hold on hold on don't show fit oh you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you just filled feet you just you know you really cut away i don't i don't think we got it so i see two bikini streamers here in the top of just chatting but um i think i oh here's the third one let's see empty empty hot tub oh these are just cats oh now here's this oh this is my kind of stream look at that twitch is going to do something about these cats people are just watching cats sleeping there's [ __ ] streams all over twitter we're making too much money it's a [ __ ] stream exactly why is the music still playing oh it's opens minimize so um so i only see two and they're not at the top so that's not that bad is it yeah it might be more of an evening thing though mm-hmm right before time of day yeah exactly i don't know i think i unlocked the truth just i don't know doesn't bother me that much i think twitch is incompetent i've always said yeah i think that's the root of the problem you know i can never tell this story enough times about how twitch [ __ ] us when our partnership ended with them and i went back to youtube they got so mad they killed they said i'm canceling they canceled our partnership so if i ever wanted to come back and stream on twitch they took rid of my my sub button okay here's the best part out and they didn't tell me there was no discussion they're just like [ __ ] you you're not partnered anymore and then a month later i was like you guys still owe me money and they go can you sign up for the partner program so we can pay you and i will never get over that because it's just they they dropped me from a purely like spite yeah out of spite i was like this company operating from spite yeah it was so uncalled for it's not like we did anything unprofessional and we parted ways amicably they couldn't offer the deal they were offering sucked and so i didn't take it yeah but also prior to the deal we used to stream sometimes when we felt like it of course i had the sub button before i not find it that they just took it it's like okay we won't even stream there anymore like weirdos yeah but then they're like oh you need to come back and sign up so i can pay you and i was like i'm not [ __ ] doing that you guys need to pay me i didn't i didn't leave the partner program and so i i basically just fought with them for like a month until they just sent a [ __ ] check you guys want to just i'll just restream this yes here let me mute it nice here i'll just full i mean yeah little kittens oh they're kittens oh are they feeding yeah oh my goodness they got the mama cat there i'm here live that's not i'm not a cat that looks like a cat this is this is quality content oh you got any bits we can tip i don't yeah i don't think so they are so cute and beautiful i wish i could get a couch i told you you gotta get that cat i can't because they'll get out and die and i just can't deal with that that would that would suck yeah i can't we can't like we would have to be really paranoid about the door right like you have to always be closed because the door is always open because the dog's always coming going and we hang out outside all the time in theodore exactly and there's coyotes look how the kitties on the he's just sitting on the mommy oh i'm stroking [ __ ] down here he's [Music] theodore loves cats too cute our uh our uh how would you say how would you call abby nanny yeah what is it she fosters cats and she brings cats to our house all the time and theodore loves them and shredder too shredder loves the kitty cats really shredder shredder loves the cats i would have totally expected him to like flip out no he always wants to say hi and he's so curious he wants to smell oh it all and though and then straight up we get so obsessed like he can't that's so cute he scares the little kitties because they swipe at him because they're scared because he's just wanting to smell and say hi and stuff yeah shredder would love a kitty friend oh yeah it's kind of i really want a kid we can't it's going to get out and die it'll just be [ __ ] up like there's no way that cat doesn't get out like in a week with theodore well i mean you might be overest like cats can get away from coyotes like i had outdoor cats when i lived in an area with lots of coyotes and and they did not get murdered by the coyotes not saying it can't happen but like they're gonna well are they gonna get a small dog are we all dogs like shredder are a lot more vulnerable no but they're gonna exit the yard the yard is like relatively safe when we're always out there right right right that's true but cats can they climb trees and stuff like they can get away um i just i assume that uh the cat will just get out i understand your concern though because there's definitely a lot of coyotes around and they run away right they don't like come back necessarily uh no they do cats cats have like a crazy sense of direction yeah buddy if they're neutered they stay in a fairly small radius if they know where their food is and yeah they're all about food so i get your concern though i want one but i just i don't i i don't want to be irresponsible cat owner knowing that it's going to be in danger and it's hard because our nani fosters all these cute kittens so like every month there's like a really new cute kitten coming by and then i i don't want to bond with it because i know [Music] every time i'm like maybe we'll keep this one yeah anyway here's asmin gold uh showing how many titty streamers there are uh categories just chatting juan oh yeah yep so i see like one two three four five yeah i didn't see that i guess it's a evening thing yep that's about right i feel like wouldn't you turn into wouldn't you like [ __ ] shrivel up like a prune if you're sitting a hot tub all day um just chatting hey they suffer for the content bro what happens is someone's sitting in a chair 15 hours a day you know i mean not much better okay i mean hey i mean what am i missing am i missing something about this controversy does anyone want to call in oh love correct he says he's not mad about it love what was his take you said he made a 10 minute video about it i don't remember his full take but uh he's like a pretty well respected guy on twitch and his his takes are uh pretty calm and his he thinks twitch or his issue is that twitch is not very consistent with the band yeah that's it i think right he's focusing actually yeah most people are probably just mad at twitch for inconsistencies right and these people that are the loudest are the like uh the typical twitch chatters that are just mad at girls for being girls yeah uh and they're they're the loudest i think right that's my theory but according to um oh this is the girl we're just looking at i think she's a warmth a warmth she's one of the bigger streamers on twitch just amaranth amaranth oh this is amaranth in case you guys are curious her she's made some comments on it is she live let's see what she's up to oh she's streaming stream she's sleeping stream what the [ __ ] is this now this is weird whoa okay forget the hot tub yeah we've got 7 500 people watching this girl sleep did you say sleeping stream wait wait did you say sleeping stream so casually like is this a meta well yeah i guess and she just does it regularly yeah she ha her shot is really weird if you forget it oh it's like this hyper parasocial relationships yeah yeah that's a big part of it and i think that's part of it too is people find that really cringe and so they hate the streamers because of their fan base it's so annoying yeah um guys this is a billion times weirder than the hot tub i fully agree with on that yeah wait let me turn the yo what the hell so she's getting paid to sleep i mean that's the pit that's like the definition of crushing it how many viewers seven thousand five hundred pretty good pretty damn good good uh that's right i mean those are good numbers for anyone yeah yeah even live that's like a top channel yeah holy [ __ ] is there some kind of mechanism to wake them up with like a big donation or something love um there usually is but i don't think she has it she just wants to [ __ ] sleep and make some money passively would you be down to set up a sleeping live stream i mean i feel like didn't people do it as like a one-time challenge like yeah there's this one guy that was he didn't stop streaming for like yeah but he was streaming herself sleeping and stuff but this is just uh this is just life for her her average viewers are eleven thousand so she's not even wow you think the reason you would want to watch it obsession you're in love with her yeah i was going to ask love do you think any of our audience has a chance with her 69. of course yeah of course they didn't donate enough if you donate enough i know that i heard you never missed the stream i could be off base here but i i thought i had heard about her that she's um that she's married oh you guys don't have a chance with her she's married they don't seem to care well maybe her marriage isn't perfect you know have we ever thought about that she's sleeping by herself she's married she sleeps by herself for the stream what's going on here does she ever sleep with her husband love something tells me the husband doesn't make too many appearances on her uh live stream and she kept it you can't kill you can't kill that illusion yeah exactly so this has a term like parasocial parasocial relationship is just a concept where psychological you uh yeah you find yourself uh thinking that you're actually friends with the internet personalities that you follow closely because of and it's become a bigger and bigger thing uh in the last you know decade or two because of you know social media but in particular live streaming you know these people are live all day every day and they have these fan bases that hang out with them and they they you know form management do i whatever i got to say just keep watching don't leave me please um i think i have a parasocial relationship with ela i think it's a little more than bear i'm convinced that she's in love with me sleep streams are super common well show me another sleep stream because this now why are people talking about hot tubs i'm [ __ ] fascinated by the sleep streams bro that's way weirder someone find me a sleep stream here she is doing yoga you want to watch this i can't believe she's married you guys how oh yoga streams i mean she streams everything though it seems like yeah am i going to judge her so he's in a hot tub she's doing yoga she's streaming her whole damn life probably she all makes sense i mean she probably streams poop come never bought for christ's sake i mean what's the limit maybe against terms of service on twitch i just find it funny i agree with love that this is uh you know i think most people up in arms about this it is more about the twitch policies what'd you find now so booba.tv oh is that what they call boobs booba so now they have here's a collection of all not nsfw streams on twitch right now she's number one her sleeping is number one we saw her oh that's that's gotta be heartbreaking for these other girls you're literally losing out to a girl here's a girl on a beach let's check this out an ad really okay you okay that block doesn't work on twitch they figured it out just playing for yourself that's pretty awesome where's youtube at on that yeah it's i'm surprised they haven't i'm assuming the reason youtube doesn't care about adblock is because they don't even have enough ads to serve all the traffic you know what i mean there's enough people not using adblock that they're able to serve every ad that they sell right so they're like ah [ __ ] it could be this commercial is so long oh my god there's no like skip quickbook to people watching twitch for real people watching tuition and quick [ __ ] maybe not the best target they got it they got it oh did you just [ __ ] oh you could you hit pause i can't pause it what kind of [ __ ] is this you got another ad oh dude i want to pull up that ear looking [ __ ] what were you looking at um i don't know people said to look at another girl oh yeah i want to look at that then equality they need quickbooks to manage their twitch donations oh my god this is killing me it's still going jesus all right can i just look at some some titties on the beach there we go so this girl's on the beach i mean that's kind of cool she's on a little adventure looks nice it looks beautiful this girl said brianna go ahead when we were long distance uh my husband and i would sleep on video call it just feels cozy to have someone sleep with like oh i get that like there's a connection i'm guessing these sleep streams emulate that so you think they're sleeping with her oh dude i'm sorry but that makes me uncomfortable like i get it you're intimate an intimate relationship with your spouse i get sleeping with the stream i mean that's nice right but like i mean this is someone on twitch sleeping you're a weirdo bro i mean okay um this is the girl painting our titties we saw that this girl's on a boat with the smallest bikini i've ever seen and another person said i love sleep streams i watch someone tick talk it's super calming and it helps me sleep really yeah would you guys watch me s would you guys watch me sleep pay-per-view i sleep naked [Laughter] so okay so i guess there's there's something for everybody eh oh here's a girl licking the this is what uh this shit's so wild watch this this is live right now she's just licking a microphone oh oh my goodness so this is this is yeah this is awesome imagine explaining this to your mom i mean at least asmr is becoming a little more but do you know about this thing it's a so the mic is a ear it looks like an ear she's licking the ear what is she saying i can't hear her she's so tough oh god so is this so are we considering this sexual or no i think we've had this one yeah in regards to asmr it is and it isn't yeah it's not but we lean more towards not yeah well in this case though i mean not asmr in general but this is why is there more looking in here less sexual than the than the jacuzzi streams here can i do something for you guys i guess god stop doing it i hate it people hate it okay i hate it i have these headphones on so here so it doesn't look that bad i just got to say it doesn't look that bad look at the um gif of the website from like hebrew because bubba is a doll i think it's just them i honestly i don't know goofy baby talk for boobs i think titties titties oh bring them bring them bring them that's exciting all right i will uh also this girl wait let me let me quote so this girl uh amber amaranth the girl who's sleeping right now yeah she says she believes it's good for the platform her argument is that data indicates that some of the viewers stick around for gaming and other that's what i'm saying they game and then they jerk off and they go back to the gaming it's good because if you go to their cycle overview i'm telling you they're missing the point these gamers are missing the point because if they go to pornhub and jerk off they're probably not going to come back to twitch yeah it's good for them because now they're gonna go watch amarath bust one out and come back and continue watching your dumbass play [ __ ] overwatch i'm saying y'all gotta this is a symbiotic relationship this is like on the force when the mushrooms feed the trees and you don't go oh oh the mushrooms are taking my nutrients no they're helping you grow right she says i can play games or just talk to my chat sitting on my desk for 10 000 people i imagine internally twitch is seeing a huge surge influx of people coming from off platform people who are likely reoccurring users it's hard to buy marketing like that the meta is generating a lot of uh mind share what muncher and it piques people's curiosity i think the narrative is that it takes viewers away from other creators is false and that the girls engage in hot tubbing are doing that yeah yeoman's work of growing the whole part viewership pie i think she's right actually huh oh he just uploaded a third part his uh documentary can someone watch it and see if it's interesting or should i just pull it up i'm watching it right now so just pirate it hey we can tell you she also says um that because of this harassment has gone way up so much attention has been brought up to hot stream uh hot tub streamers harassment has gone way up oh this is someone named fire dance people jump on cancer culture trends and although these types of streams are fun and not breaking any rules some viewers and other streamers are unable to simply scroll past without voicing their opinion some viewers have gotten very toxic in the last weeks i totally agree that i mean i totally believe that yeah amaranth says that she's ever uh she's says that she's even seen a lot more conservative uh female broadcasters get undue hate or sexual harassment regardless of what they do however she does not believe that this perception of twitch mods being more lenient on women holds weight interesting she said i don't think girls are on balance treated better than guy streamers with regards to moderation this is a very unpopular opinion but i think a lot of the perceived asymmetry is caused by twitch not publicizing the reasons why they take action against streamers social media loves opening up top opini wow this girl's like pretty smart opining busting out the good words and [ __ ] what does that mean uh sharing singing yeah social media loves opining about topics when there is imperfect information even when we hypothetically concede that female streamers have more leniency i always find it rather amusing that people argue so hard for twitch to be more strict with regards to its terms rather than less that's a good point i yeah that's spot on and that was what was driving me nuts about is like this whole like hyping all these guys that are hyping themselves up about going after them and like trying to get them banned it's like isn't isn't the whole problem that they're that they're too harsh on the bands and you can get banned for like great they're working against their own interests absolutely because it's they're just bitter and jealous if two people are perceived to break the same rule one receives a lesser sentence there's so much more buzz around making sure the person with the shorter suspension gets banned longer twitch is already much more strict than say youtube with regards to content moderation i think that in cases where there seems to be ambiguity or inequality around terms of service enforcement it would be far more constructive if the community rallied behind the more forbearing enforcement but i guess that's not how the internet works very insightful comment by amaranth it's a good nuanced take also they still never said why they banned for example the doc insane yeah all right we want to bring that caller in uh yeah yeah uh so he is a pro he's anti hot tub what what's our take here uh i i think that he's pretty upset from from what i could gather when we were talking to him before the show he seemed pretty heated oh is this ben yeah oh ben shapiro he's okay so ben shapiro is here yeah yeah i thought it was a real car but i mean it is a real car it's a real band yeah it's ben okay well let's hear let's hear what ben has to say about the whole situation i'm sure no he's gonna have a good take i'm pretty sure he always does wait hold on one sec ian do you see this here what's going on here you see what i'm highlighting so um dan do you see what i'm highlighting nope i'm dealing with the call okay well um ben is ben is uh let's just bring him on okay uh just let him in one second ben are you uh are you there uh yes i am thank you for calling in again i appreciate your insights although i may not always agree with you but i i think the dialogue is important you know a meeting of great minds absolutely yes i'm very excited to be on here again so ben what is your thoughts on the hot tub situation on twitch well i'm very glad you gave me the chance to chime in ethan because frankly it's appalling to see these ladies promote such terrible bathing habits first off some parts of this yeah i mean i mean have you have you seen these i mean first off like i said some parts of that skin known as glabrous skin they have a highly reactive response to h2o this skin which occupies spaces on a various phalanges can become wrinkled like a prune f cup california raisin in at least 320 seconds you're just concerned about pruning huh that's the amazing that's why i never spend more than 20 milliseconds at a time in water 20 milliseconds as long as how else do you think i keep this astro guide so deal complexion of mine so yeah okay interesting so your problem with the twitch streamers is less so the sexuality and more the impractical bathing that you see well well there are two parts of it yes i mean the impractical bathing is astonishing um but and on that i mean there should be nothing you know there should be nothing sexual about breasts anyway i mean that's kind of my problem with it any breasted for feeding little baby benny not to be ogled after 2000 boys hopped up on g fuel and 1.7 kd ratio it is absolutely ridiculous so you're you resent you resent the very notion of breasts being sexual at all they're pre they're they're they're only for reproductive purposes and feeding baby are you talking about yourself by the way little betty benny is that you well yeah and i mean my children right and i guess yes i went through the same process as well it's a reproductive process like you mentioned that's what it's that's what they're there for so you're not you don't find breasts attractive at me particularly no not in particular right now no right okay well that makes sense so it's like why are you guys even looking at these it's like for reproductive burst business only so what do you think twitch should do do you think switch needs to do anything about this i i i think so i mean you know a lot of this stuff is it's very unsettling and me personally i think it's very unfair because i don't know if you've heard but i have been banned on twitch before so you know i would love to stream my little ps4 nipples to the world but because i'm a man it is suddenly not high viewer showcase which is completely unfair and a double standard amount everywhere okay wow i didn't know that ben shapiro you what were you banned on twitch for well it i want to get into it but i may or may not have had a heated moment on the pub g bridge that's awesome oh ben shapiro you had a heated gamer moment i i did it's not my proudest moment but it still does not defeat the point that i just made about the double standard about men wow so ben shapiro said a gamer word and was banned from twitch it sounds to me like you're just bitterly jealous that these girls are able to just show some titty and get lots of views i mean i i mean i just agree because there's a lot of i mean there's more than just you know the sexual portion of it that is driving me insane i mean i i also want to i'm watching these they're watching these these streams and i want to know if there's any sort of filtration system for the large standing water i mean what sort of care is going on here i can just imagine the level of havoc that is wreaking on their wall paint right i mean they're talking about the molding and moisture molding this is and there's all sorts of negative things on here right well that is a that is a good observation i hadn't thought about that right i mean you're going to wet you're going to end up with a wet ass keyword and the p stands for paint is what it stands for oh no no no no no all right ben listen as always i thank you for your amazing insights yeah um i didn't think i we got to let make sure these girls know about the the danger of mold and water filtration yeah yeah those are really good observations thank you very much your intellect is uh your intellect is unmatched right right yeah i am glad that i was able to you're giving me a platform to point this out thank you thank you of course always it's my pleasure thank you ben all right thank you very much everyone at h3 thank you take care ben ben shapiro no more heated gamer moments ben shapiro ladies and gentlemen wet ass p word always with really good insights honestly i i understand why they say he's so smart you know didn't know about the the bridge incident that that was him he had a heated gamer moment on that rig you hate to see it oh you guys wanted to see some other crazy [ __ ] i mean did i miss anything i think i got it the whole bottom you know i don't know if there's anything else to say about the whole hot tub phenomenon can we secretly cut to baby baby what are you doing what are you doing are you gaming no he's doing it no he's watching he's watching the jeff video anything interesting going on there uh yeah but i think maybe better for frenemies in my humble opinion you want to give us some like bullet points um so i'm halfway in but it's about jeff's second surgery and david's in it a lot more this time oh and uh yeah is it a redemption david arc two degrees so far yeah it's he wants david to go skydiving with him to make up for it to put him in an uncomfortable position um should probably [ __ ] hit his eye with a tractor also easy he keeps making jokes about it he keeps like showing him ice cream scoopers and making jokes about taking out david's eye okay thanks for the update no problem oh here's a video of mia khalifa picking up dog [ __ ] with her mask and then putting the mask on now there's a whole big debate in our um there's a big debate back here about if this is real or fake but anyway here's the video then we can uh debate it so it's me khalifa picks up a dog turd with their mask throws it out all right puts the mask back on wait so just strangers so apparently this guy so this is part of the intrigue is that the guy who posted it is some famous dj or some [ __ ] what's the story anyone ian you know he's a musician producer yeah but he's got these like funny tick tock videos or quote unquote funny that's got to be fake so so here's where i don't understand is that she has like i don't see what this does for her right and also she never said it was fake she responded to the clip by saying like why is i'm following the law and i'm not leaving my dog poop on the ground like it's like why are you guys mad at me that was her comment [Laughter] holy so i'm with you ethan i i'm a little baffled by it because you know i can maybe accept that it's fake but but to what end like what right because she just looks like a lunatic yeah and then this one was a banger video why would you fake that friends like her and the guy good question i don't know that answer mia commented she was just following the law now here's my pro real observation you know you don't see the dog pooping but what you do see as the video is about to restart is the dog wiping his feet on the grass that's what do you think the little kick thing yeah i mean that's a clear so she turned it inside out and she moves on now that's a clear indication that dog just pooped now hold on let's watch again from the beginning here you notice the dog is wiping his feet right right he's doing the thing right so love you have something prepared you have evidence that you think it's faked yes uh i analyzed the video okay closer dick in hand not in hand i had to focus full focus and this is what i found okay let's see it okay love is coming with the receipts here before and after what am i looking at love so on the left side before the poop is on the ground right there the poop is still on the ground afterwards as you can see in the second picture hold on now let me watch it again now i swear she picked it up you need so many more i can't zoom in anymore but i could see the poop it's right here in the shadow there it is i think it's she picked me up something else it does there's still a little log there i think now let me help you watch this again hang on okay one more time okay there's a possibility she has something in her left hand okay so right here's the poop um i think she's picked you can see it in there you can see the poop in the mask no there is something in the mask but he thinks it's not full why wouldn't she put pick all the poop up if if you're if you're taking the poop up you're taking all the poop otherwise there would be no appointment i don't know if this is com i don't know if this is fully compelling i'm well i'm intrigued by his argument i gotta say well there could possibly have been it's like a hand what's this it could also be been a sleight of hand if you look at her left hand when she's picking up right before she's picking it up you could have placed something in the mask right there if you look closely so you think it's a sleight of hand i think so yes to what end though exactly what is the goal here views but how does it benefit her all the attention is good attention i'm not right okay so we got the poop here's the poop okay so she's picked she's picking something up we agree on this possibly she could have put something already in because she's not even willing to go that far yeah why would she leave it on the ground though why would she leave that big loophole in the video i wanted some mistake maybe i thought you couldn't tell i mean i think there's just a shadow there or something there but she definitely picked something up um i don't know compare the pictures i mean yeah no i i here's the pictures once again i'm gonna pull i'm gonna pull the audience i already did oh nice i mean listen if you have to ask me then i do think it's probably fake based on the setup and everything but i know i don't want to be known as the guy who [ __ ] picks up a mask and with dog [ __ ] in and puts it back on his face you know also it just happens to be like this world famous dj is just sitting there filming a video of mia khalifa like right at that moment with perfect framing yeah that's pretty sketchy i still just don't get the objective there though that's what it's the only thing throwing me off but um i'm looking at the straw poll right now and uh it's overwhelmingly uh the fakes are uh winning it yeah unfortunately i do think it's fake but i want to believe it's real i just don't get it i mean he seems to benefit the most and she what she's a poop now she's just known as miller yeah she's the poop face she's a poop smeller she's a poop smelling woman it's an epic troll and she's the master troll right now your mask is making me uncomfortable right especially when there's poop on it okay yeah it's probably fake well i just find it odd too that like she's like what's the problem you know what i mean where did she say that i like in what way i think it was a response on twitter or something um now the race tweet you guys you guys know how i feel about chiropractors right watch this [ __ ] first time you see this yep you saw that right you know you've oh dude leave this poor guy alone oh yeah this is the weirdest [ __ ] did you taste it yeah i could literally taste my crack that sounds fun yeah i want to say [ __ ] in my mouth it doesn't even look good chiropractors are the biggest scammers bro stop it stop either how's your back feeling stop you want to get some you want to get train tracks laid in your [ __ ] [Laughter] paul bunyan i have another sledgehammer boom psycho psycho what's the science behind that i'd like to know there's a lot of chakra up there i'm gonna unblock with this metal pipe how long we've been going down a little over two hours we have a loft here this is kind of an interesting little segment we've got here um let's do this oh we have a tearless generator all ready to go yeah i'm stepping up stepping up the game oh wow more photoshop both so how does this work you can just drag and drop those little uh oh for real yeah oh that's so cool how did you do that i whipped up a little program now okay so it's not an existing website so we have as you guys know a lot of laughs and our drops vin diesel ricegum wendy williams tucker joker eli myself dan et cetera et cetera and so on so we're thinking to do a laugh tier list here today based on the drop but before that i gotta pee ela you take the shell um can you also bring water with you water i'm going right here from the sink okay you want water squeezing my dick because that's water you have to be that bad okay i have to pee so bad what do we do now i'm gonna read chat um when does the tf corduroy jacket comes out um next month and i'm so excited about that one so excited um why is david's sexuality important what were you guys talking about here in jeff's new video um in jeff's new video jeff told him like before david jumped out of the plane he goes is there anything you want to ask me before i jump and jeff said are you gay and david said yes i like boys before he jumped out and jeff's like i still don't know if he was kidding or not though i'm guessing that's what they're referring to i miss the mark with that one oh god oh we can look at the picture of kirby the you guys want to see a picture of kirby the dog we got it yes we have it oh let's [ __ ] go let's see this little angel oh wait so it'll be on ethan's laptop yeah i have to reach over there where do you send it uh in discord yes okay uh all right in the meantime how the [ __ ] do i join discord linked my account but now i'm just staring at the discord home touching myself okay you've got to um go into the connections tab in your settings and uh connect your youtube to your discord account and then you should be able to join there's kirby what a little crown look at that cute dogs are the best when is the frenemies merch i believe that it's gonna officially come out in june all right guys how's everybody oh this is kirby yeah it's kirby we got kirby oh he's got a crown and i know what a king and a cake love me some kirby [Laughter] i love this guy yeah oh is he wearing a teddy fresh one breaker oh it looks good oh yeah i know teddy fresh when i see it good legend he looks like he's got his girl on zoom or something too oh love your dog bro that's a great very good i love you yeah love your ass bro keep slamming legend [ __ ] bro good vibes all right let's do some let's do some uh laugh to your list shall we we shall all right let's start so how are we determining this just the quality i mean is this some kind that's what i was about to ask like what's the parameter votes you know what i'm saying like i feel like this is just going to be very arbitrary how infectious it is yeah what brings the most joy it's laughs which laughter is most interesting joy is so but so like rice gum is going to be like f-tier right even though i'd like it as a drop i don't know though because i because i get very happy when i hear that one yeah exactly so so how do we just like uh feelings of joy is that what we're writing yeah maybe like infectiousness contagiousness um usability should that be like how many times have we lost the sound right yeah how come there's no f here by the way only d it's the website we were using oh they limited it to diana jeez i don't know how to reclassify these let's just start and then think about it i guess all right just follow your gut let's start with the diesel father god vin diesel vin diesel's up first i mean i know it's early and it might seem early to hold on yeah play it so dude how is that not s i feel like they're all gonna be s no no no no we're just starting with one of them now slow it down it's got such it's slow it down more sounds like a truck now speed it up now let me hear it original oh we have the uh janice okay this is great so we can watch the moment when this laugh was created maybe for more content people saying cd to this are you kidding me what are you telling me what are you doing total disconnect here it is here's the last god she's so beautiful am i right or wrong look at her how am i supposed to do this interview look at this woman tell me your story she's so beautiful man i don't know why but he looks so unattractive here he looks like such a goon and that's a sheriff he just looks like such a goon bro i can't so tom hanks i found out that you are a nerd like me you love the jews and dragons i'm anything like you because i love you i'm anything like it because i love you guys really where's the laughs she is you guys think it's a joke how am i supposed to sit over here when i'm looking at such beauty bro you gotta chill come on you're ruining this i'm in love i'm in love with the interview okay after a really bad joke too that was some interview i never heard it sound like that how you guys are not going to say an s [Music] i'm sorry i know it's against the cur oh the overwhelming majority are voting b but i wouldn't say overwhelming it's uh well s is not people are not feeling the ass we got like b c a let me call pretty let me put it up it's like maybe we're sounds like do i need to consider the these i mean s is not even close maybe give it an a i think a would be okay between the audience who we will respect and ourselves we're gonna place finn at an a yeah all right i think that's important to distinguish between the interview and the laugh like the best moments are what he says in the interview i think they'll laugh on its own i mean my gut instinct was boom s but okay i'll respect the people the wish of the people and zach has really made that laugh transcend it's become just like part of his arm yeah i mean exactly yeah anytime there's anything remotely horny going on that that laugh gets busted out all right let's bring out rice gum now and of course the genesis of the laugh is him making fun of ela which is like the biggest uh pretty much the biggest l of all time goes to ricegum for this video and this was during a time when people didn't even really like me and his video still got like 80 dislikes yeah everyone defended hilo in this video even the quartering like i mean the attack was for the quartering yeah holy [ __ ] even he's recording's about to build a shed in your honor hila thank you and go pee in it i mean the attack was so unwarranted he's like he's like oh you know what's the real problem with ethan his wife is boring here yeah and like youtube is like a dream job and people would probably want to be in his shoe so i'm really trying to think i'm not a therapist or anything and this is like towards the end of the video so a lot of people might not even see this so i'm just going to say how it is i think i love the confidence in his video making where he thinks that people are not even watching at this five minute mark of his video of a six minute video i know people don't watch my videos all the way in so i'm just gonna say it this boy is depressed or whatever because his girl be just so wacky like i'm sorry someone has to say it but like every time his girl is in a video bro it's just crickets soldiers go just walk into them this is the by the way if you want to talk about monotone voices i can't believe he was actually doing thought he was doing something with this so i mean the laugh is great it makes me feel bad it's a bad feeling because i don't like it always makes me giggle every time i hear it though right yeah it's just so good right i don't know for me it's like uh see i don't know how to rate it i just i don't know how to rate it because it's like it's a good oh wait people are saying s wow wow it's way up there see i don't understand the logic i kind of get it i think it's because it's a quick i don't know right it's a quick like can you throw it into anything yeah exactly oh there's no f by the way uh hmm well i don't think it's an s i was going to give it like a i mean see i'm conflicted because i don't like him but i like the sound bite okay let's give it a s you guys agree i i think we have right okay i'm a little confused but i'll keep pressing forward wendy williams up next let's hear it someone said as a member of the asian community i seriou i sincerely apologize for this creature's actions we certainly don't hold it against you or yeah i would exactly i don't hold it against the asian community no of course not i would never look at it like that that's outrageous wendy williams uh go ahead zack wait is that a laugh though i've i've been i've interpreted it as a laugh i mean i think okay let's watch the video i think she is laughing but she's like running she makes noises that i never heard other human beings make and also what is she doing with the q-tip like whoever thought to wipe their eyes with the cute thing she's trying to not mess up i know but like how many like she's a professional friar she had it standing by so yeah um slow that one down speed it up give me different dimensions here [Music] and like the wave sounds like a car struggling to turn over you know sometimes they hear mysterious sounds in the ocean right yeah they're like the grand yeah yeah it sounds like you're trying to yeah danny right get in the car how do you do that yeah i mean it's s obviously right let's see what the poll says the people have spoken so here's wendy straight into the s tier thank you wendy for your contributions to humanity huh okay let's play tucker carlson a new addition to the show we watched this recently on the off the rails episode and he is a full-on meltdown he's been losing his mind over pretty much everything and i guess this would happen when uh uh derek chovin when he went to jail yeah when he got the guilty verdict yeah he was and tucker has a meltdown the scene i i just think that it was excessive and it shouldn't happen and what i'd like to do the guy who did it looks like he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison so i'm kind of more worried about the rest of the country which thanks to police in action in case you haven't noticed is like boarded up so that's more of my concern but i didn't even understand his point thank you i don't nope and then he cuts them off nope nope nope we're done so totally joker brain moment from tucker or as i like to call him tuck the dick but between the legs carlson sounds like a squirrel or something i mean it's it's good it's i don't know wait hit me with that pitched up a little bit yeah yikes so i don't know for me i'm in the middle of the pack maybe it's kind of i'd give it c two yeah that's what the people are saying as well that's a solid that's a steven we're all on the same page just straight to the back to the straight face that's what gets me psychotic uh c sorry so you know what c stands for his [ __ ] between his legs oh that was carlson nope you thought wrong all right now we have a whole uh plethora of joker actually no it's only two i stand corrected so we have a we have a standoff of joker laughs we have chet hanks here who's in who's really showcasing his acting chops everybody's plans and i just want to show them how useless they are me i don't have a plan i'm like a dog chasing cars i wouldn't know what to do if i got it what the [ __ ] dude that is so great it's really good i have to say i'm kind of ready for chet hanks as the joker it's soaked compared to jared leto's laugh and then play jared letos we don't have the clip but we have the sun bite how does anyone take that man seriously [Laughter] dude come on jared leto ed got [ __ ] on chet hanks jet hugs would be an amazing champion i'm gonna as much as i'd like chets i think it's too fresh it hasn't really right fully found its place in our hungry so we have chat and then we here's the issue with that dan i don't think we've shown this clip before so there's really not a lot of context to it right oh we oh really yeah that was the first time we ever showed it yeah i think where you just put it is is healthy i think i'm gonna say b that's actually what the vote says too everyone's on oh so the straw polls okay so chet hanks straw poll is a solid b oh there you go yeah yeah and then if we can get one going for um jared that one's definitely better than gender if it's up to me i mean i like its use though so that's where i'm completely see i my instinct goes to the top with this one it's so powerful play the jared laughs please there's two of them there's two of them are you talking about the they're both the package it's a package deal play them both and then the other one [Laughter] this guy has won an academy award [Laughter] all right the people have spoken for jared he's an ass oh you know what's really interesting about jarrah jared s and sd yeah it's polarizing it's very polarizing oh no no it's it's evening but then 30. right i think the people have spoken that jared is s-class i think he's this one it's technically the worst one but it's exactly because of that exactly the best of the worst exactly you can i mean you this one is like really great like yeah yeah exactly i just can't get over this guy's an academy award-winning actor he's okay i mean not to stick up for jared leto too much but i've seen him he's good in movies occasionally listen i just don't think he's a good joker why do people like why did why and then like why is he gonna go recast him and he put him at the end of the did you ever watch schneider cut nah really after all this [ __ ] you talked and you wouldn't sit down and watch it i liked it i don't want to [ __ ] watch that [ __ ] i liked it i thought it was good man i enjoyed it except the end with jared leto which was [ __ ] horrible it was so stupid i like it all right up next is ela cline we know and love her beautiful uh talented could you guys find a smaller uh video this one's great how small this is what the [ __ ] is this well this was the origin it's like this was the post that so this one not making an impression it's a snyder cut it's called letterbox okay okay all right let's everybody listen cause it's subtle this one's great yeah that was pre-rice gum it's such a rice gum lock this one's great i think it's a cute life though if i'm being honest it's just natural you're just loving life this one's great i mean for me if it's eva it's s every time [Laughter] i thought that's a good one it's funny because i thought that it was originated from me impersonating where is going oh how do you feel now that you know it's not [Laughter] [Music] i don't know they sound very similar funnily enough he was trying to make fun of you but but the truth is that you guys have the same you have the same laugh in that situation all right all right we got a poll for ela i mean it's got to be s come on am i wrong am i right on my wrong i'm right i'm just even putting her up here because i know it's it says yeah congratulations ela ester thank you i'm in great company there here it is for the prosthetic prosperity process prosperity possibility posterity a huge s wow overwhelming hit us with it one more time zach play us out [Music] fair enough uh up next is me ethan klein your beloved host that's me oh jesus wait have you ever played that um what was this from the what was it from oh they got together when i was on the gatsby like legit if we called it i'd be sorry i don't know i [Laughter] i feel like we could do it too because you just pay money for the vip and they'll let you do whatever you want people convince me not to do it there's lots of comments like don't do that okay dude imagine did i see it already i i listen i think it's so funny do that i get that it's insensitive but it's like i mean it's kind of worth the joke to be insensitive for a day you know what i mean it doesn't harm anyone it would ruin disneyland it totally would ruin the whole park everybody in the whole park would be talking about it the whole park the whole world would talk about it it goes super viral [Laughter] all right i still want to do it i obviously will abstain from voting for myself but well the vote is in the vote is in that's here result is oh thank you very much i feel honored yes thank you guys wow it's an honor thank you guys flattered overwhelmed uh honestly a little bit speechless here you guys caught me off guard yes wow thank you so much thank you thank you thank you wow peace and love ethan go into the s tier what do we what do we got next we got dan oh dan with the laughs [Music] here we go this was what the hell is it dan laugh compilation are you serious i didn't know about this did you know about this i didn't i knew about it as of last night when the guys damn laughing compilation aka your dearly serotonin oh my god because i tell him like you're not my type either nine and a half minutes of this [ __ ] he's like a toy it's like oh i got a middle eastern you know oh my god i'm fine i cannot [ __ ] believe you're coming to rosh hashanah dinner this is so [ __ ] up it's kind of weird to watch it online you're like 22. that's what i said yeah pull it out because i even showed him inappropriate age for him he's like like that's not what you were saying you were saying under 18. i feel like they could cut it more or just like a continuous stream of laughing i didn't say under 18 there's somebody put a lot of them said there's no way let me skip forward my house currently is beetlejuice the new house we're getting is going to be prince of egypt this one's beetlejuice what's wrong we love a theme you love it all right there's dan laughing everybody loves dan's laugh i feel like the s is getting pretty crowded well that's what i'm saying laughter is a beautiful thing i mean and these are all good sound bites you know so there's one more slap is a big part of the show yeah i mean here's another s everyone is saying in the comments too yeah i mean exactly it's like uh dan is our laugh track right if it wasn't for dan laffin y'all wouldn't even be enjoying this show probably yeah people like this [ __ ] is so unfunny and by the way dan i resent how much you bet you were like yeah that's right because i was like if it wasn't for dan laughing you guys would think i'm so funny and dan goes yeah like i'm sorry dude are you laughing or not the best way i can describe dan's laugh it's like the floor of the podcast it's always there it's the floor baby foundation my favorite moment since working for you guys had to do with zach saying something i tried so hard to hold my laugh and i like faintly heard zach dan laughing in the background i burst it out laughing zach does crack me up i gotta say well i'm very special i am very grateful for dan's laughter because it makes me feel uh more confident during the show yeah it really does it's funny how it just happened like i feel like in the old room set up it was almost impossible to hear him but you would still yeah people would comment you just it was very funny totally become like such a cool now we're in the same room so well i always say comments like when you guys move to the new office don't right so i was like oh i'm getting you know i'm gonna mic dan there needs to be like we're trying to actually figure that in our office how to mic the back room so we can hear the left i don't know we'll figure it out i remember that we should just hire someone that sounds like dan just impossible thank you dan for all the laughs i hear that dude shoots his gym shorts all the time so oh there's kind of a funny update about him which is that the new episode of impulsive he's like mike is in here because i didn't invite him because he's pissed about when mike this guy is such a [ __ ] he did it to lana too which we showed he calls people or accept calls while he's live and doesn't tell them and so logan said something about david dobrik which obviously didn't want he wasn't prepared that it was being broadcasted in his live stream and uh he got super pissed at mike rightfully and i guess they're on rocky terrain and mike is a total [ __ ] he's lost lana logan's mata the stream that we saw of all of them together wasn't that already after the incident um i'm talking i don't know what you're talking about but logan just put out a new episode okay that was without him no he's didn't he say in the episode that's why he didn't bring him oh here here's the clip you might notice that we are not in a regular set in encino california rather we are in uh dorado puerto rico otherwise known as heaven on earth you might also notice there's one of us missing mike uh mike malak couldn't make it to puerto rico because he um why couldn't he i didn't invite him that's right like that's right it's like that okay right so all [ __ ] all right all right oh [ __ ] okay not like that no it's not like that no i'm not going in no i can't deal with these idiots i'm sorry i can't handle the vibe there yeah [Laughter] well we know where this guy's going right i honestly don't i don't know what the [ __ ] anyone's thinking anymore the autumn let's see yeah i mean it's not a good sound but we don't like him yeah crush it mike you laughed your way all the way to the [ __ ] toilet i love what ian labeled and mike shits his gym shorts yeah rumor has it this guy shits his pants all right i think that's com i think it's beyond another rumor i think we've told you i it's called 24-hour fitness yeah gym shirts zach is on the record now saying he has seen and experienced mike [ __ ] his pants [ __ ] news to me all right i'm out yeah yeah okay here's an interesting one logan paul looking like a snack in this photo uh this one goes way back man to i must [ __ ] i'm a blueberry now i'm a strawberry purple you guys like purple oh yeah that's right baby i'm a mother freaking blueberry thank you guys for watching as usual dude you remember that [ __ ] i can't do it i can't do it my voice doesn't hit that pitch i can't do it it sounds like i can't get there i can't hit it i can go really low no i'm a strawberry all right let's see it's [ __ ] mickey mouse dude i mean it has a rice [ __ ] quality to it yeah it's not a real laugh though which makes it less interesting oh we're getting overwhelming d before i would have put it a little bit higher i mean i don't think so i think the two goons at the bottom yeah david dobrik what's it oh god this one is wait this one's age gated why let me watch it why is this age district is just david dobrik laughing for four minutes okay i don't because i don't know i don't know what's in the video play the sound bite i mean you got more yeah you got any more for us i just have two keep playing them i mean you guys know what david dobrik's slap sounds like right you guys right here i'll watch the damn thing um i don't know why it's age gated though i'm gonna skip to them nothing you guys have that one where he's like that was on tick tock where he's like way laughing way too hard and it looks super creepy could someone have an edit of it i could find let's see yeah let me let me see that one because that video is pretty interesting the votes are in yeah david is sitting very comfortably at [Music] look at these goons at the bottom here um this video is uh fetch me this oh god wait how do i put this can i okay i can kind of do this i'm not sure how to show it on the screen because it's i have to show the whole discord [ __ ] it yeah so here is uh this video has been going around of just how david laughs way too hard here yeah that's good dude he's like tripping balls when he laughs fetch me this he's like that's intense yeah i like that um yeah he's a d though regardless and finally we have our boy kenneth nope kenneth nopeland [Music] [Laughter] this guy is pure insanity man laughing away the associated press said that joe biden is president is he still laughing because joe biden is still president this guy thought that god would intervene to make trump president but man it's been like over 100 days and [Laughter] [Applause] ah i mean i like the sound bite if that's what you're thinking about but i hate kenneth i mean i despise him it is oh hey okay so what the [ __ ] do i know i'm listen you know uh i mean i do like fair okay kenneth you're up there so this is it this is the final tally they've coveted s dan myself ela jared leto wendy williams and rice gum congratulations i feel good to be amongst the top right i feel proud [Laughter] wendy definitely deserves that one abe how you feeling is the water cooled down yet yeah it's like cold now it's cold yeah a little pruned up but i'm good you're gonna live stream after this uh no i think i'm gonna get out of here and try to get this out before lena gets home that's about all i've got oh this video was sad i felt bad for this poor guy this guy won jeopardy okay you know about though there's the white power sign where you do like this hila it means like it's so stupid yeah i've only learned about it like in the last year maybe i i don't really i guess it's like w p right or or is it upside down where's the p the circle maybe don't do it oh well listen if i'm white power then i'm also the [ __ ] pope people are going to take it out of context as usual i am of course whatever okay so what about it there's no argument that i'm white power but you're right i probably shouldn't have done it because now it's going to be all over the front page so anyway this poor guy won three games of jeopardy and he did like this like three baby going on three wins and then everybody tore him up online being like uh oh this guy's flashing white power you can tell that he was just like hey flex in three wins [Music] from like he's like hey baby that's three wins and then he's like holy [ __ ] how is it different than just a-okay yeah my whole life i don't know they [ __ ] up they they took over the [ __ ] i was like my whole life this was like okay yeah i mean i'll go up them purposes like hey that's a-okay especially just right israel like people use it everywhere i've heard that it started anymore like you can do it it's just i don't know i mean yeah it can the context matters and also the whole the whole point the reason that they did that is intentionally taking something that's innocuous and then using it as their like little secret code and so don't let them they can't take the okay symbol okay symbol rules it's universal like you said like you can't yeah they can't have that they took it no they can't have it this guy got busted a white supremacist oh well what he did what was that quartering i am of course a white supremacist wow that's a stunning admission um i don't know but the poor guy got slammed see they hope they a group of 467 former jeopardy contestants issued an open letter wednesday demanding a statement and disavowal of his actions why did they organize so fast they've got a facebook group the simply was holding up was co-opted by white power groups the three percenters he and that's what i was going to say he wasn't actually doing the okay thing he was just doing three fingers on his chest three and that is specifically i guess the struggle of the three percenters which is a uh premises kelly donahue said i'm truly horrified with what has been posted about me on social media the poor guy was just feeling good with himself three wins that you know that's that ain't no easy feat on jeopardy i'm not gonna read that thing but yep shout out to his family [Music] um how are you feeling then right pretty shitty shout out to dan who made it into work today after getting that vaccine shot got my second shot yesterday and i am feeling it today i am feeling tomorrow you're gonna feel great though yeah cause you're immune baby yeah baby i'm immune baby i deserve to be immune i deserve oh today's my cheat day let's [ __ ] go let's end the stream what are we doing here still friday baby it's friday baby [ __ ] come on baby it's the weekend [ __ ] yeah baby friday baby yes get pumped up it's the weekend let's get pumped up baby friday [ __ ] friday yeah baby [ __ ] i'm done guys have a great weekend have a great weekend that was fun yeah it was fun it's always friday yeah friday baby yeah big thank you to carlos for calling in that win legendary that was life advice really good a big moment and ben shapiro ben shapiro legendary life advice hopefully he gets his twitch account ban lifted and some really good advice for the girls in the hot tubs too from ben shapiro true sweet and for a b and a hot tub and for a b how's your water filtration system are you are you bathing properly uh are you taking um i just hope the couch that this is propped on isn't broken yeah me too somebody asked if i'm p or m gang i am moderna gang all the way baby whatever you guys don't care about covet anyway nah sweden doesn't care they're like whatever ciao what do they say in sweden what is it called when you guys have that snack time with tea and snacks yeah they're like [ __ ] it it's fika time oh yeah see you at fika every day baby that's what it is to be swedish right tea and snacks [ __ ] i deserve fika it's friday it can be a coffee right or it's specifically well the the no no it's specifically a treat like a cinnamon ball uh bun something like that i like it doesn't even have to be coffee or deep we don't do that there we go diet no diet in sweden's are fat they're just perfect they're out there eating spika they're all chilling i mean they they don't care about kovet ciao going to fika loves loves anfica all right i'm gonna go have a feek of my own bye everybody have a great weekend take care thanks everybody friday baby see you next time [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Length: 166min 50sec (10010 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 30 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/donotgogenlty]

Whatever you guys do, do not let Carlos inside your home.

He's made it abundantly clear that wherever you invite him, he will literally ignite the building.

[u/Wintertime13]

The thumbnail (on YouTube) is sending me. Ethan in a bikini 😂

[u/thatotherguy820]

Is anyone gonna comment on how Carlos Matos is charging $500 and hour + $1000 commitment fee along with it for his life lessons. Besides that, the call was so hilarious.

[u/MotherHolle]

Ethan and Hila hit the nail on the head regarding the Twitch issue. There is a problem with the rules and their enforcement. The hatred is directed at the women, however, primarily due to misogyny and related sexist jealousy. Period.

[u/appleparkfive]

I speak no ill of Love, but this is the first time I truly enjoyed him being around. Maybe he was always just quiet, but a little bit of personality actually came out here and there. Was nice to see. Because certain European countries definitely have a stereotype about no sense of humor. Love wasn't helped for awhile there.

Glad to see him speak more! Can't wait until the fans get unusually into him for some weird reason one day.

[u/onetimeonreddit]

As a former cat rescue employee the cat misinformation triggered me this episode lol cats absolutely will get destroyed by coyotes and other predators in Cali (it happens in every state though!) I live in the suburbs of Florida near a major city and it happens regularly. There's a reason the lifespan of an outdoor cat is only 2 years. They're also devastating to the environment. Cats don't magically stay by your house all the time when you let them outside, even when fixed. They still get lost and killed all the time. 100% with Ethan, letting pet cats outside is irresponsible ownership anddd it's illegal to let pets off of a leash off your property anyway according to county bylaws in pretty much every county in the nation. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

Edit: I forgot to add that 1) coyotes are faster than cats and 2) due to predators and the wildly popular misconceptions that cats will "find their way home" and "they need to be outside", less than 20% of lost cats ever make it back home. My cats are former ferals who are so happy, healthy and safe indoors they don't even try to leave when the door gets accidentally left open.

[u/habichuelacondulce]

Your Welcome. With peace and Love. Some people didn't belive it was his account when I said that I had reached out to Mr. Bitconnect himself but he made it to the show.

[u/PerseusCOD]

Man never laughed so hard thanks for bringing in Carlos

[u/sp4ce]

I don't care what anybody thinks. ASMR mouth noises is fucking gross. Even if the girl is hot as hell. NO