Logan Paul Says Ethan Is Scum Of The Internet - H3 After Dark #21

here we go in five four three two you hear the horn do you hear the call of battle i've longed to hear the call of battle once again [Applause] to arms foot soldiers today i summon thee to the great battle of man vs douche today i shall take on not just one douche but two douches uh army of douches an unforgivable crime has been committed on us today yesterday actually said by logan paul he and i'll let the clip speak for itself but to have somebody turn off your power you know while you're trying to microwave a a tostinos the little pizza rolls the access to his power grid that terrifies me because he has children children that's like what what are the cameras facing do you know what i'm saying like yeah i hear creepy stories about that stuff all the time they get like why couldn't they get like a scum of the internet [ __ ] like keemstar honestly daniel keem he's one of the biggest what you just witnessed is a crime of the most epic proportion now let me explain to you the situation roman antwood because he's an ant compared to me and stature and clout right oh it's oh yeah speaking of which this war is brought to you by honey no this you know hey they're here for the whole ride you come you ride honey rides with us today i mean they probably sponsor his podcast too but hey they're playing both sides you know what i mean you've got to play both sides and see who they're the arms yeah yeah it's fine exactly um roman antwood was being harassed by this hacker doxxer who was like screwing with his life for a whole year and logan says why couldn't he just mess with scum of the internet like keemstar nh3 now let me stop you there ah break that down a little bit first of all you clump me in with keemstar now i don't know if you did that intentionally or not just to piss me off but even i'll be honest with you logan even i and you know how i feel about keemstar would not wish that on keemstar right even though let's be frank keemstar has done that to other people but i wouldn't wish it on i don't wish it on anybody no and also i don't know if you've been paying attention logan but i've i've been dealing with plenty of [ __ ] i've been swatted three times by literal neo-nazis who have killed people and had to move so i don't know if that's enough harassment for you to be satisfied but that's that his uh friend or guest the person sitting there also says they have kids oh yeah and we do and keemstar does too right they go well roman antwood has kids and logan's like yeah but ethan's kids don't matter let's send let's send them all to harass ether so you know and i was like listen if you're logan paul you really like stop short of calling people scum of the internet because you have a long and illustrious past which you're very happy for people to forget because you've apparently evolved right i don't think he's completed still the redemption arc like let's slow down he thinks he's he thinks he has i think he still holds the actual official title of scum of the internet that's what i'm saying like if you're logan paul right let's just stop let's just stop short of calling people scum of the internet because let's be honest bro that's like uh i mean that's like adolf hitler accusing uh like well hold on i'm just making an analogy like hear me out i don't okay here let let me rephrase let's take hitler out of the question i don't think let's take hitler out make hitler's out there's hitler's god okay that's like charles manson being like to the golden state killer like bro you went a little far you know what i mean he's like dude you went a little too far i like that you're um you're showing off the word crime junkies yes i am a crime junkie i love that [ __ ] i can't get enough of it okay i mean let's be honest what i was gonna say strike from the record is that's like hitler going to pol pot and being like dude you went a little too far it's like excuse me do you know who you are you know that's like kim jong-un going up to vladimir putin and being like dude you gotta give the people a chance the the amount of irony like someone like logan actually got the official title of scum of the internet by like even moms know it you know it's like it's so amazing world renowned that that fact is like it's beyond youtubers it's just like neighbors know that you know and and here's what i'm going to take joy in doing because logan you know as i said in my tick tock i'm the king of petty beef and i don't know if he expected this to be my reaction but trust me all i needed was a crumb and he gave me the whole loaf and now we got [ __ ] beef all i needed all i needed was a slice and he gave me the whole thanksgiving [ __ ] pop uh or christmas ham i believe was what a christmas ham beef it's not beef though pot roast uh what's a good beef what's the dish that you made once with the marshmallow and sweet potato that's like a what is that yams what is the tradition i'm trying to think of a beef beef wellington oh a beef wellington was too much bread and [ __ ] right and you were making all the bread analogies i thought maybe okay all i needed was a slice and you gave me the whole loaf of pastrami he gave us a wagu yeah all i needed is that is that vaughn's three days past the expiry date for 250 and you gave me that a10 wagoon boy and now i'm about to sizzle that [ __ ] to perfection such a douche and you know oh is that the horns of battle i do get triggered my blood is boiling what we're gonna do today because logan wants to call me scum of the internet and i thought well you know let's take a look at his long illustrious career and then we can all determine collectively who is the scum of the internet who he wishes people would harass maliciously for a year and instead of roman antwood who by the way slogan is smile more now i'm not i don't but by the way smile more logan wants me to smile less i think that the i he wants there's so much to unpack and um someone that says smile more i actually think maybe we should do an episode dedicated to that smile more yeah it's always wrong i love it but here i don't want to be criticizing roman in the yeah exactly so i'm sorry that happened to you roman i know what it's like to be harassed by internet people you know trust me i i know very well us unlike the scum of the internet we actually don't wish it on anyone never i wouldn't with sean keemstar who as you know is probably my mortal enemy he's like if i'm uh [Applause] [Music] again i'm searching deep for an analogy but i don't like analogies because i feel like you always kind of go too risky with your analogy really you get nervous when i get yeah yo dan can you hit that soundbite again whenever you're like it's like that was that was a b actually maybe hit that i don't really give a [ __ ] oh yeah you guys may not know but uh that was lo when tanner fox was over at logan's house shooting videos he said yo i got kovid and logan said what i don't really give a [ __ ] ah that's not scummy oh and by the way he does this podcast in person with all these people new guests every week no uh precautions taken what would logan say if i said hey you should take coven more seriously i don't really give a [ __ ] right that's what i would imagine he would say i'd say this new set looks nice though it's a little woody yeah but i agree no i actually i actually agree it does look pretty good it's a little woody though don't you think oh there's so much like let me let me get a long shot our style i i definitely i definitely i definitely can't say [ __ ] about it other than it's woody it does look really good though too bad there's dog [ __ ] on like a pile of dog [ __ ] right i preferred the previous one i think the wood is like boring like at least there was collar before i mean what is the wood what are you in a cabin i mean what's all the wood you know what i mean i'm trying i'm trying to do something with the wood what is this the floor you laying on the floor looks like he's laying on the floor got him i'm trying give me a bone here you got him sorry so we are going to i mean there's so honestly guys and this is a testament to what an actual scumbag logan paul is is that there's so much stuff on here that he's done that i haven't even seen this all when we were compiling this list there's [ __ ] in here that is new to me and to put that in context i have followed logan's shenanigans and the fact that his his volume of [ __ ] is so his dossier is so long that there's still stuff in here that's new to me is is frankly uh a testament to what a piece of [ __ ] he is you know yeah that's right baby okay all right so we're gonna get to that but before we do first of all thank you honey i do want to start the show off with you know we have a little few fun things i want to get to first of all i want to say shout out to teddy fresh we dropped the care bears finally after all long beautiful hard work um it's up elo thank you the color blocks are oh no my my pc is not plugged in the plug's probably just loose on this side well it's not just keep going so um let me show you real fast we got i felt uh really proud yesterday because we've we worked on this one for super long and we're happy with how everything came out and then the launch was pretty smooth except for some shipping issues well don't say that you're making it sound worse it just no but people get their orders it was just international orders didn't go through because we had a problem with our yeah it's just it's funny how there's always something come on logan we're trying to have a serious conversation i don't really give a [ __ ] all right okay i'll get to you um it was fixed but um other than that it all worked out and there were articles and stuff like forbes high beast what up rocks oh and what was the other nylon really cool yeah was it an oprah's o list no oprah's oldest it's kind of [ __ ] it should be you know a lot sold out but there's actually a lot of cool stuff still there so i encourage you to go to teddyfest.com and you know check it out and just you know enjoy eel's beautiful work at the very least so there's that i also wanted to thank our members we love our members we love our members become a member of the h3 podcast becoming a member gets you our all of our episodes early the night before right after we cook them throw them up so that means that our normal episode and for enemies you can watch the night before it goes up you also get access to our discord which is poppin that's about my spiel on that um fart gate dan i have something to confront you about before we get on to the main yes you dan now you explain this to me i'm surprised you didn't see this this was on the subreddit yes charlie oh we're having low spoils call in later too by the way because we have a lo apparently we have a beef to settle with him too it's a friendly beef though i don't really i i think i i'm we're gonna have a friendly conversation i like him it sounds like charlie i mean he's charlie from always sunny and he responded to us and he didn't know who charlie how does he gone [Music] that is so obviously you the fart no but we'll both sides it's you winding up the crosstalk this literally happened last week that's you going to clear your throat i don't know it sounds like you fart no it's 100 why does it sound so distant it's literally happened yes it does why did everyone assume it's then because it's well i'm the only one other one here but yeah that's true i mean it could have been anybody it sounds like he's over in the corner going i feel like you could make a beat from that which kind of makes me happy denying it i'm not only denying it i'm turning i'm reverse carting this that's totally yeah we don't believe you the foot soldier army doesn't believe you i'm looking at the chat i see people saying i agree with dan well that was they're not my they're not my army anymore i just saw dan don't speak on something you don't dan is right in all caps thank you put mail on dan's head what ian sorry dan dan's manipulating the chat yeah i just saw dan don't speak on things you don't know and put mayo on dan's head oh i'm on my way to putting mate on your head dude you better watch the [ __ ] about that you gotta weigh in that's kind of always bad still well i know there was a specific condition yeah you gotta you gotta break the i forgot about that now i'm motivated [ __ ] my health that's why i'm doing it dude i just want to put mayo on his head yeah i'm sorry to be a buzzkill though 100 of your cough i'm sorry huh i think it's debatable you know shoe nice we have a shoe no no what are they they weren't there they can't recreate the moment this is like jfk this is a jfk jfk you know shoe nice goes against the family he's wild man chewie you are a true agent of chaos he commented on a drama alert video he said i hate h3h3 bro can we be friends again never disrespect you again i will get dramaal or tattooed to show my loyalty always remember my fight with epic mail time started drama alert maybe a pinned comment it's awesome i kind of don't see it as actually going against the family it seems like an obvious troll comment to me like he's just goofing on kim star he's begging for a pen i mean she was just he's he's an agent of chaos well this was this was kind of reflexive because i mean he does this thing where he spams our videos comments with just a bunch of numbers he'll just start putting he did it right i warned him he did it and we banned him don't do it anymore or we're going to have to we're going to have to bop you and we banned him so i'm willing to to review the band but like we'll lift it if you just promise not to do that but we gotta call in and hear from him and see he needs to plead his case to us so if you're there text um zach or a b or dan and we'll get you on the phone and you complete your case to us he sent me a video the other day at like it arrived in my inbox at like three in the morning or something by the time i woke up and looked at it he had deleted already and i'm pretty sure it was probably something pretty mean oh yeah that's caustic [ __ ] chase's mind yeah that's that's classic you know i came across this song i love these fundamentals christians who are just they're the evangelists evangelists evangelists the televangelists are just straight-up scammers and i love like listen to this song it's just i feel like this song says so much to me this is one of copeland's church by the way it is it for sure is uh yeah it's evil mountain whatever evil even better eagle mountain oh eagle mountain yeah oh so this is gonna be the theme song of the show [Music] when i'm watching porn this is what i'm going to start singing to ela i go you look like something come on man come on what could he possibly talk about other than like farts or semen or something like that so zach what i want to do is anytime we talk to like a e-girl or something or whatever or or vin diesel is talking about something gross play this i was like that was weird this is what i heard when i saw logan paul like hardcore you know what i don't know it's hardcore jesus [ __ ] bro lord when i saw logan paul call me scum of the internet i started hearing something is about the box i tried doing that in my head this is my war song bro exposure [Music] [Music] he put on his suit and did his hair and everything just come out here and be like something is about the bus come on come on god do it come on god bust on me now boy bust on me now i'd like to see a david guetta remix of this shout out to george floyd's family oh yeah i want it when he drops it and it's like something and i really truly believe that we are changing the world today shout out to his family [ __ ] that video is amazing anyway that's pretty much all i've got so we can return to the beef that's all we got yeah that's the show everyone oh my god well that was just the top of the show stuff we have plenty to talk about i mean okay you guys ready for this a walk down memory lane now ela some of this is new to you and i'm telling you now my history with logan paul is obviously a storied one me and um idubbbz made a video when he made that silly colorblind video that went mega viral goofing on him and he took that very personally so he's definitely hating me since then he says that i was quote making fun of his disability because um and i mean dude you can't see red i mean you know what i mean you can't see red and green like bro you're you know what i mean like um it doesn't matter he played it after that video and we made fun of it right he if anything he played it up yeah it's not like you put on these glasses and you're are you wearing the glasses right now i haven't seen you wear the glasses since they obviously didn't make that big of a [ __ ] impact on your life you know what i mean mother freaking blueberry duh okay right and that was the evidence we're like oh this guy can't see color how come he knows he's a [ __ ] blueberry right anyway i'm not saying he lied about it but bro it's not like i'm making fun of like someone with like disability a disability you can't see blue and like green with peace and love i don't really give a [ __ ] i mean with peace and love i have a disability all right look at me i'm out here like shaking my hand i'm not gonna disability shame you but i'm gatekeeping disabilities i don't think that's even the point the point is he played it up for the video i don't think he would even argue that and that was uh raw footage made for parody you know like that was just waiting to be made fun of right so let me walk back my gatekeeping of this you are very disabled you are extremely very disabled person by his own by his own statement you know what's playing in my head right now something is about to bust so logan you know what you know what i apologize for making fun of your disability you are very disabled so much so that i really should have never made fun of you because like at a certain point when somebody's that disabled you really shouldn't even make fun of them because this is not right stop you know way across the line so i do apologize for that now you know interestingly enough tan no good [Laughter] well you know we gotta we gotta hey something's about the bus now interestingly just as proof that he's such a petty [ __ ] right is that he's held the grudge for so long and of course there's this famous story people make fun of me because i say it so much but i saw him at a minecraft party not just house a minecraft party not just how it was notch's house and he was standing next to this bright vintage corvette and i walked over i'm thinking we were cool because like you know usually you can say hi to people and it's all good so i walk over to logan paul i put out my hand say hey what's up and he pulls his hand back like he wants to hit me yeah he was like you saw it you were right next to me i was ready yeah so good i have a witness and he goes i've i've been dreaming of what i'd say if i ever met you like i've been dreaming you know i was like you're gonna hit me he's disabled though so yeah at a minecraft party he's disabled though so i let it slide you know stop with that he is he's disabled i'm gonna go i'm gonna shut this stream right now he buy his own admission i made fun of his disability put the disability to rest right now he's colorblind he's disabled you're bad boy bad boy bad boy what you gonna do so anyway oh my god can people even follow their references anymore i think you just gotta i think you just have to stick around long enough to get the new ones but it's still it they sound funny on their own you know right so he said i'd fantasize about what i'd say if i've ever met you and i was like oh really like like so what did you come up with and he's like something like that you've got pubes on your face and i was like that's good that's good you definitely should have said that got him anyway he didn't want to talk to me he wouldn't refuse to shake my hand and he said i have pubes on my face i'm pretty epic i do think he's the only one that we could never like um get along with right kind of like faster are you to be frightened i think you're right like it's we've always ended up somehow being in contact with people with you know even made fun of or criticized yeah even jake paul yeah it's always kind of like once you talk it's all good and jake has blocked me for the record well but we did connect back in the day mm-hmm but anyway i don't think if you see him in person he's gonna be like no he wouldn't i know he wouldn't you know that's the thing so jake so logan paul has this uh distinguished title being the biggest [ __ ] we've ever made fun of i just approved the point tana mongeau is someone we i've made a lot of fun with and just a few days ago she tweeted out friendly's podcast is so good so even if you're not expecting that yeah that is everything like i feel like that literally is everything well children people do that and like to get past it's just yeah it's like once you do that too it's it's only putting us in a bad light like if we ever made fun of you we look like douchebags you know but that's the best approach especially because he has a disability you can't make fun of him for that he's colorblind i'm gonna mute you he's colorblind i'm putting you on a on a timeout okay so anyway shout out to tana mongoo shout out to her family and i really believe that tana [ __ ] anyway i don't know but shout out to our family all right so let's you guys go ahead real just real quick um there's a ton of people asking what's going on with zach uh his power is out at his home yeah it's been raining in l.a yeah we've had like a crazy storm and uh so he's actually he is here on his cell phone but he can't do the sound bites today so everybody's filling in and his stuff baby and i are uh covering the sound bites i feel like i'm without my my my most important general right now wait a minute that camera on your phone looks like a thousand times better than your normal yeah what's going on it does so much better what camera do you use zach from the mac tomato yeah it's built into that into that map all right all right he has a massive yeah so anyway not to get too derailed but god bless zach i miss you um so let's take a walk down memory lane because let's remember why we're here logan has dubbed me scum of the internet and wished that i would be harassed by trolls and hackers and stuff so let's go and see who's going now obviously this one i can just gloss over because everybody knows he filmed a dead body logan paul is like that after he posted a video allegedly showing the body of a person who recently committed suicide in just 24 hours it was part of a series from japan he visited an area on the slopes of mount fuji known as the suicide forest they posted the video with the title we found a dead body in the japanese suicide forest during the video paul said i think this definitely marks a moment in youtube history because i'm pretty sure this has never happened to anyone did you guys appreciate how psychotic that statement is he thought he was like um trendsetter he's like now now everybody's gonna be going to the suicide boards trying to fight uh suicide suicide foreign force to put in their vlogs i wonder what other you know why don't you just go stand by the golden bridge and find someone jumping off logan that'd be cool you could fish up their body the body was in the thumbnail right blurred yeah blurred but in i don't know if it was in the thumbnail i don't remember dude was it i know he showed the body blurred av says yes it was i remember no it was like in next to them no yeah you put this guy in the thumbnail oh he did that uh dead body forest challenge gone emotional yo by the way shout out to cam grants shout out to cam grant's family for putting this together the foot soldiers oh my god against logan paul oh that's pretty disturbing image the feet are too big soldiers today is our day i like the foot tattoo on your chest that i like the feet the actual feet are too tall though it is weird anyway i set the thumbnail oh so i probably can't show it but let me just look oh yeah he showed it he showed he showed the body in the thumbnail you can see the rope dangling and then the body is blurred and it's him going i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment right we're not sure that that has ever ended that was kind of just a statement of the state of advance during the screenshot of the thumbnail um it's on trending yeah no they trended it that was part of the scandal that people were like youtube was just like oh logan paul is family friendly right like every video of his ghost trending without a doubt so of course so you know anyway everybody's familiar enough with that but it's funny because it's true with time passes it gets whitewashed and you think well that's what happened but it's actually worse than i remember he put the body in the thumbnail i mean that's just oh i never forgot about that psycho you could see the the rope yeah and a blurred body i don't really give a [ __ ] i thought you apologized and said that you cared it was number one trending i think for a good amount like i don't know like half a day or something it was like number one and that's how i saw it in in this screenshot it's number 10 trending and it has 6 million views so yeah it was a good long amount of time i remember that like everybody was relatively okay with it until people started to address it and then like people from outside youtube started to be like oh my god what is this because his fans were like yeah they're like cool he's he's setting he's the first person to ever find a suicide body and show it in a vlog he's made history and by the way notice how it's all about him and not about this poor soul who's perished in this forest who took his own life it's about i've made history yeah this is a huge day for me [Music] it's like whoa or not not not like i feel so bad i am i'm gutted my heart is in pieces no i made history he's a great adventurer he's a great discoverer of human misery okay but that that one's obvious right i hate to interrupt the flow here but uh we're at 30 minutes we should probably do our oh my goodness knock out our ad read real quick 30 minutes already let's think honey and then let's get right back into the eb you sure okay here we go we love honey we love honey we love honey we really do i actually really do love honey it's not bs you know these days it feels like online shopping is the only shopping we really do you want to do like amen after i finish each line okay or just like supplement just give me like a amen shout out to his family something like that these days if you and then maybe a sound bite too maybe something i don't know i don't know make it just whatever you got i know you're 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drug for allergies that gets people all like high and speeded out oh sudafed yeah okay i'm just high on jesus and a lot of sudafed thank you so anyway back to logan paul so um so we all know about the suicide forest obviously but do you remember the video leading up to suicide 4. the biggest freaking disrespectful douche piece of [ __ ] ever you could probably just go ahead and call him the biggest come of the internet thank you the biggest company disrespect the culture japan is all about the respect so i like i think you got to be like he literally is addressing that he knows he's being disrespectful and then doing it i guess that's what's funny to the 12 year olds he likes to think that his fans have evolved no more 12 year olds i just got to be careful to not like disrespect the culture japan is all about the respect the dumb americans have arrived look good oh don't worry about me i'm just a vlogger gotta be careful to not like disrespect the culture tokyo is a real-life cartoon it's gonna eat the gopro what are they doing they're [ __ ] with the fish yeah dude that's like beyond forgiving you're [ __ ] with the koi fish i mean that's just so i can't even see there's details in here that i actually forget what did he do how it is in japan they're all about the respect we're going to be respectful logan paul got smashed shop look they just got loaves and bread i'll take the whole thing what's the issue this one uh it's uh just for a display oh so i'm gonna be respectful the game boy color how much 9 500. dude what what what he smashed it in the stone maverick are you forgetting right i remember he's ago i'm a [ __ ] maverick hello dude i cannot believe he's bought something from dude and smashed it in the store like how do you show your face after this excuse me sir the game seems to be malfunctioning it's not so broken though dude oh this is way worse than i remember like looking back he has almost convinced people that he's reformed and you start to think maybe you know he this stuff is so bad well once they see him in a covered party it's like oh okay you're the suicide forest guy right right right right you know it's funny they wouldn't do that in america yeah they wouldn't do that in new york they get their ass beat but here they go to japan and they're like because people are like i guess they're very more reserved so they like they feel like they can [ __ ] with people um i i have a feeling they wouldn't do this in new york all about the respect dude i can't even i choose you dude japanese police he really thinks all these people are just props in his videos he literally thinks the entire country of japan and all of its occupants are a prop in his in his video and you just throw a [ __ ] pokeball at that yeah let's go back and by the way that he kind of is sociopathic like for sure [Music] it's coming down i just got to be careful to not like disrespect the culture mavericks people who are doing it differently people who walk on the street instead of driving in cars hi how are you okay do the road to japan hello mavericks do it differently how many what it's a prank [Music] hey guys you want some fish oh yeah i forgot about this he's walking around with raw fish you just gotta be careful to not like disrespect the culture oh my god they didn't you know it it only makes sense that all that douchebaggery culminated in him going and like he he couldn't be more i'm in disbelief frankly it's just it's so [ __ ] up i mean scum of the internet you know what i mean it's a rich accusation but okay is there really anything to say i mean i'm kind of speechless um no not really yeah okay okay [Music] come on other than that this guy called me the scum of the internet and wished that hackers and people would harass me [Music] i ain't thought i've never done anything like that now bye i ain't never done no fish on a taxi cab damn [ __ ] so that anyway dude let's keep going you remember when logan paul caused a ride at vidcon and almost got like all these little kids murdered [Music] memory lane oh wait that's the that's the uh the famous frame everybody wait let me slow it down everybody um screencap this because he's like totally bald and you know it's i wouldn't usually make fun of someone's ball but he he thinks he's so hot and he's so obnoxious that it's pretty funny i'm gonna mute it i don't need to hear that something is about to bust something is about to bust come on say it with me now oh is he can i see the number he's calling in the reflection of his classes almost something is about to bust something is about to bust okay here it is thank you abby yeah maybe i went back too far too slow [Laughter] here it's coming right up i swear to god oh too slow there so how everybody doing today everybody's doing okay god bless thank you very much here it is okay so he's running he's running the camera pans up to his forehead oh that's the shot now once again i would never make fun of somebody who's for just going bald especially someone with a disability colorblind i mean he said he's disabled he's colorblind but anyway he's bald all right what the [ __ ] anyway there's nothing wrong with that i mean for him we love it so apparently he like hit apparently he hit a bunch of money around and then how's the stampede and he went running around so they were told not to do this for because for safety reasons and so he went out running around vidcon amongst all the the attendees and caused like this huge stampede where i believe people did get hurt and this guy is like has really everywhere he goes it's all about him right listen to the music this is his music oh dude this is his music [Music] they don't care they came in the water that's what he's saying they're willing to come in the water to say hi to me they don't care yeah guard panicking he's like what are you doing dude [Applause] they're super angry like why would you do this and he's like they're so they're like dude what yeah take this seriously please this is dangerous he's gonna organize yeah they're like this is dangerous he's dabbing as he's stroke joking that was one of my favorite moments let me go back he's choking and dabbing at the same time let's not forget about the whole dabbing thing that's something i forgot about yeah i'm glad you're talking and dabbing is great see that we can't just let all this [ __ ] slide you know for someone who's really the scum of the internet we really have to hold them accountable for everything they've done cannot let it we can't forget who this guy is so they take him down he's struggling he's resisting and then i think he just bolts they literally just try and then he bolts [Applause] and runs through that confidence ball i mean he's psychotic yeah idiot he's totally destroying the event for everyone else by the way like oh it's just not safe yeah exactly it's just not safe look at the stampede of people running through crowds and the security guards are trying to do their jobs yeah well yeah exactly i thought for sure when i went out there first off the money who found the money man i hope brendan got something second off i thought for sure when i went out there i'm like i'm six foot two two hundred pounds solid man and yo when you guys bond together you're freaking strong bro that's what i preached in my vlogs like as a family guys i know and maybe not the time to get cheesy but together we're killers bro oh god he has a personality disorder for sure right [Music] i'm so confused so anyway as you said everything's about him the dead bodies about him the vidcon is about him interestingly though he can't carry his own podcast i feel like it's the mike podcast i feel like mike talks much more than logan but we'll get to that we're not ready for that do you remember when he tased a dead rat what i'm going to use so i don't know if i can show this but this so this is after this i believe i could be wrong but or it was before i i think it was after the suicide forest when he had reformed and then he tased a dead rat watch this oh it is after thank you a.b yeah i thought so so this is after he was on his best behavior they find a dead rat and start tasing its corpse and putting it on youtube [Music] [Applause] is that alive it moved do you see that dan i can't i'm not so here i want you to see it dan but i don't want to show them because it's too graphic can i put it on my monitor okay so here i'll let you watch then you comment you comment on this are we using weapons for this i'm not going to use my he's got a taser yeah no rat comes into my house without getting taped [Applause] the girl looks horrified his assistant and his friend i think it just spazzed from the electricity right but yeah it's pretty disturbing again [Music] again like torturing animals i mean i know it's dead but like the corpse of this animal is his play thing and this is after the suicide forest by the way after i've never gotten like all of youtube demonetized remember when they're like you are a threat to the entire platform and so we have to demonetize you i mean sure sure you can criticize me but but that that you know scum of the internet something is about to bust anyway so you know we're making our way down the list here's a here's an illustrious history okay now you this is new to me i knew he was a totally disrespectful in japan what i didn't know is that he did the same thing in italy watch that's jake that's my boss that's disgusting so there's a security or i don't know if he's just a conservative citizen or a security guard or what but there's an italian guy being like you guys cannot do this like this is this is an important place to us we respect this place you know what i mean like you this is not a playground he's really concerned he says to logan as he's taking his clothes off you can't do this you can't do this and logan just ignores him the guy's like please don't do this and he jumps in the uh what he says the police are coming here money today yo have you called the police ask them if they could join the location no so then look there's a boat going through there right exactly yeah it's not safe for anybody so he says to the to the citizen who was really concerned begging him you can't do this he says to him we lost we lost zero money today yo have you called the police ask them if they could join the location no he says if you if you call the police ask them if they can join the logang you're telling me it's illegal no back me up okay we should probably leave the water's disgusting italy i love you though you smell like [ __ ] yeah i know bro but that's what it's all about yo logan you got one life on this earth bro and when your brother wants to do some crazy [ __ ] you best do it with them that's the maverick i say it every day push yourself to do things that no one else is doing and great things will happen he really tries to make everything motivational so cringe it's like nah dude you are dysfunctional you you are antisocial this is antisocial behavior we're doing things no one is doing i wonder for [ __ ] reasons yeah exactly that's a path i don't recommend people walk and we saw how it ended play that soundbite aby if you've got it that i've repeat made repeated mistakes lapse of judgment does anyone have that early from his apology [Music] coming right up yeah that's where walking your own psychotic path ends up anyway that one surprised me there's another in rome he continued his rampage through italy he was flying his drone over like historic places well here i'll let her and jake were both using their drones to fly over the iconic structure to get some incredible footage but while they were flying it logan's drone went out of range and they couldn't find it anymore they used the drone's gps which led them to members of italy's military who had taken the drone you guys speak english uh we have a drone you know yes that's the drone i i mean we call the police because i don't know the drone when logan went over to talk to the officers they explained that they didn't know what it was so they called the police the craziest part about this is that one of the officers actually recognized logan from youtube logan followed their instructions and talked with the police officers who then looked into drawing drones in the area was a weapon and they had to arrest over his story what's wrong obviously jake and their crew were freaking out over this and had no idea where logan was logan continued to shoot some footage with his iphone while he was at the police station and was eventually able to leave without his drone although they kept his drone logan borrowed some of jake's footage to show us what he got arrested for trying to get yes the coliseum is absolutely the colosseum but you should probably check the rules before attempting to get content for your youtube channel rolling no this is what i got arrested for so they're literally flying their drone in the coliseum we are glad that the situation wasn't too serious and that logan is the thing is they could crash clearly they would crash it because they lost it so right exactly how does it how does it stop how does it look oh wow well yeah right i mean logan what do you say were you not concerned that that you would damage the historic colosseum all about the respect i don't expect to be forgiven he doesn't expect to be forgiven okay i don't really give a [ __ ] yeah that's what i thought um this was a good one by the way this is one that's often overlooked okay um he did a prank where he uh pretended to be executed in front of all of his fans what is this three two one [Music] what the freak ah [Applause] these kids aren't even buying it but obviously such such a bad idea such a prankster such a bad idea zach when you say you get joker brain you see what we think yeah that's in my mind no jo he's just an [ __ ] he doesn't have drugs joker brain is it gives you some shoe nice has joker brain you know what i mean there's something redeeming okay and having a joker brain he doesn't have a joker brain oh yeah this was one that i guess a lot of people were not happy about because kid wait real quick i've got news actually bad um i think ewa actually has joker brain and i have some photographic evidence that was just sent in either you have joker what's happening we have breaking news we're being we're cutting in with breaking news breaking news so who is gay so who is gay i don't know we weren't talking about anything like that okay here we go oh how do you explain this wait where was this from i forgot that's pretty good that was a good gag like ethan ethan did white face and then we showed me behind the camera for a second and i had it yeah but this looks so legit the joker brain oh my goodness you'll explain this now that's awesome yeah so this was regarding the tweet there was a time when kids were literally doing a tide pod challenge and people were getting violently ill it turned into a big scandal because i guess people were holding these social media platforms accountable for letting people post videos of them having a eating type of right so logan paul says swallowing one tide pod per wee retweet which i guess people thought was just kind of encouraging people to think it's cool to eat tide pods which is quite cool come on man now i go back to perhaps my favorite part of his illustrious history um are you ready for do you remember this one because i sure did at all hero you remember hiro it's burned in my mouth so i remember his videos more than my childhood memories it's like weird that's funny what does that mean i don't know but like kind of bizarre so here he flies out this kid who is his anyway bro i didn't mean just watch it's crazy it's a fact that everyone has a hero and sometimes when you're just the right way you gotta make a dumbass song about it in fact this is that dumb ass song and guess what i'm feeling tickled [Music] i saw this video saying logan you're my hero saying i'm the man like i'm some type of robert de niro i don't know why though this is this is nobody told me to track like a gosh darn tornado just a boy from ohio following his dreams i'm somebody's hero wow that's amazing i'm somebody's hero wow that's amazing well i guess it gets better believe it you can do anything you can go and start a movement look at martin luther king so he he literally keyed green screened in martin luther king into his pool do you remember that shout out to his family do you remember he did this i do he literally keyed in martin luther king into his pool look at this he's saying this kid is gonna be mark he says this kid can be like martin luther king do you know how like it how demeaning it is to him like listen to the lyrics the boy from ohio following his dreams i'm somebody's hero wow that's amazing and if you really believe it you can do anything you can go and start a movement look at martin luther i don't think martin luther king wanted to start a movement you know i think he did that out of desperation and need it's not like i'm a white kid from ohio i could do anything have you seen the maverick movement i mean right it's just it is pretty it's it's horrific let's be honest like bro don't use martin luther king on your swimming pool of all things right listen to this lyric after he says you can be martin luther king now watch this you can do anything you can go and start a movement look at martin luther king no i'm not saying that this little dude is martin luther king he goes you could go be martin luther king but i'm not saying this kid is that i'm not saying this could go do that he goes you can do anything but tone it down kid i wonder if that was his way to be like i am he was politically correct he was trying to cover his face he was he was literally trying to cover his base but he actually just insulted the kid he could do anything except this the guy i referenced he's saying that he's not you see that and this [ __ ] is crazy i have to keep going back look at martin luther king no i'm not saying that this little dude is martin luther king but i'm not saying that he's not but is he martin luther king i'm not saying he's not martin luther king it's up for debate this kid holding a build-a-bear he's martin luther king also why'd he have to do this kid so dirty why is he gonna put him in this [ __ ] goofy ass dude his fit is fire i don't know what you're talking about oh it's not a sure thing you don't know it i don't know now i know for a fact he's not martin luther king like i definitely can confirm that right now right here [ __ ] crazy you say that this kid ain't i'm okay he's not mlk why do you keep referencing black people by the way i love that i love his rhymes i know he's not mlk bro that this kid ain't mlk or even kanye the point is he's a maverick he takes his own path he don't listen to the haters who may point and laugh he stuck his neck out for me like a full-grown giraffe now noah it's your turn cause i did the first half about employees wait we're getting it twice what happened no it's doing that crackling oh [ __ ] we're getting a new computer you guys by the way crackling this computer served us well for years but it's it's it's hanging in there dan said he had the blue screen of death when he was doing tests this morning so yeah we're we're we're filming on borrowed time here so if some [ __ ] goes down that's that's what it is okay and here dude and by the way don't ever [ __ ] with when i'm listening with logan merchandise i'm very sorry yeah the shamelessness of the plugging of the merch i just loved this song so much is this on one of your chill playlists oh yeah nice hit me up if you ever need advice yeah right you know he don't answer his [ __ ] call good luck reaching logan now and here dude takes the mavic merchandise everybody needs someone to idolize he is my hero for example this pizza slice let's do something cool let go stop some crimes and hang with all the girls in paradise say what no he says hanging with all the girls of paradise is that a islam is that like a jihad thing no sounds like he's saying let's go do some jihad stop he says let's go hang out with the girls in paradise stop time out time out okay slow it down slow it down well what else does it mean the joke didn't work move on wait what does it mean i'm not i won't say that again but what does he mean let's go hang out with girls he's lying oh oh okay is empty because they say they say that the it's got the paradise with the 50 52 it's not 52 how many is this it's seven oh [ __ ] see even better i believe i'm so confused right it's a call to jihad come on it's funny he's calling all right let's move on stop something cool and hang with all the girls in paradise i love how you like let's go do something cool all right you can go home now after the video it's like they didn't do anything cool and they definitely didn't do jihad as far as i'm aware although you could confirm you could maybe consider this video jihad in its own right are you [Music] oh they're harmonizing he's like all right he's like he goes to the kid he's like maybe just you just pretend to sing and we'll put you in in post [Music] now this looks like a memorial like you passed away okay enough of that time to start making some sense back to the hero stuff let's talk future tense in 13 to 20 years we'll both be president so if you talk smack we'll call the secretary of defense not to mention we'll balance the federal deficit and yes i'm aware that my rhymes are super intelligent it's cause i'm in the zone i'm an avatar in my element i'm a run bender here to stay resident everyone has a hero oh that's hot zero people shouldn't have a hero what song about me twice knowing that's really nice fortnite and here dude merchandise everybody needs someone to idolize my hero [Music] that's a classic and never forget he green screen martin luther k martin luth martin luther king jr into a swimming pool mlk never forget where is it this should be the thumbnail for our podcast i mean like it's at the very beginning yeah that's it too i just i need you guys to here perfect so this is that this should be everything this should be my this kid looks like he shot though but he tore up that trap come on i'm okay he just passed it no this this black and white martin luther king jr movement culminated in this moment he lived and died for the cause so that he could eventually be green on the logan paul's pool right this is surrealism right here bro you could frame this and put it in a museum called surrealism that's true you know what i mean this is this is wild [ __ ] and i love how he's turning around looking into the pool like home little homies looking into the depths of the pool artistic it's yeah so anyway scum of the internet yada yada now here's one where during the time when he was like plugging his merch to the point where it was like it was making everyone feel really icky like it felt like literal brainwashing of kids to go buy merch this is his santa diss track why would he not deliver maverick merch this year it's not his merchandise i don't know bro cause he's santa yeah santa for sure i got a message for santa ready relay this [ __ ] santa i need that clout god he looks so dumb in his merch and his little backpack oh hi mr claus it's me logan paul 22 christmases ain't heard from you at all yeah now maybe cause i'm naughty or maybe because i'm nice maybe because i met mrs claus yeah this is the song where you make santa a [ __ ] by the way he he [ __ ] mrs claus in the story sneaking down my chimney i'm breaking in and mentoring got no milk and cookies here boy you ain't ready got a two-ton sleigh yeah we called it the yeti and i heard you're from the north but i'm from ohio fact christmas around the corner get your merch link in bio logan paul you use your stock to plug your merch yeah boy i'm is yeah it's like dude just make the song or [ __ ] duh got the hoodie got the hat got that backpack hey i [ __ ] mrs claus and gave her a magic maverick shirt people are wondering are we going to talk about anything else today yes they are wondering yeah we're going to talk about more um there's one more here oh actually what yeah but it's fine we began so this is actually serious this stuff is all kind of goofy and whatever but this one's actually quite serious jake paul listen here uh a relationship with my brother his ex-girlfriend logan paul [ __ ] his head back like without without me knowing about it and um how come you don't want me it was it was like it was a sexual relationship um and it was while we were dating while we were on while we were oh god in the back of her head yeah i think like i know he never disrespected it logan that yeah but then she wanted to be stupid which was just so dumb dan i'm trying to do i'm trying to explain what you're saying i just don't know if i really buy it i'm loving zach's angle go back to how it was zach yeah go further down oh my power just turned back on oh really oh we got a ceiling fan look at that we're gonna make it dude so i'm getting served okay oh good background ian that's it that's the minute where the world okay there you go that's where you know logan paul ended uh racism before david guter whatever his name is what do you say his name well david i think it's david gouda gouda okay and i think in israel no it's it's gouda cheese anyway i you made me call me you may think i'm scum but i've never [ __ ] my brother's girlfriend so that's good there's also this one there's so much honestly you guys are over it i'm almost done i just peed in my basement handlebars he made the song stole the beat from an artist here i'll give you background as it's going um colorado hip-hop band flobots filed a suit against youtube star logan paul for copyright infringement the case focused on no handlebars a song made by paul did he tweet give the tweets he made uh the um that that artist made it's a it's a direct ripoff he stole it to beat one i mean it's a famous song yeah [Music] i mean the song is called it's a direct rip you didn't get the consent or anything and the artist was like what the [ __ ] was he um was he getting sued for it yeah he got sued for i don't know what was the yeah i wonder what happened but i remember the artist was really pissed like dude what like he didn't know he just literally ripped off his song and it was it's they're not like a huge super rich band i think they had like a hit song well that song they're kind of one hit wonder basically that and that was so what it's not it's not like you know these guys are sitting on a mountain of gold they're like dude you know what i mean like world oh my mom's here they're here early okay that's fine um [Music] dude i'm sorry but i ha there's so much like remember gp his dad is like a literal [ __ ] predator hold on hold on hold on his dad is a predator bro remember this one hold on i know here let me speed it up okay contestant number one good job that is it for contest number one youtube is so disgusting are you ready okay he's ready number two step on that's the most disgusting [ __ ] imaginable god it's disgusting number two great job by the way the guy holding certainly dude his dad literally does a dab before unknowingly kissing this young girl three step on and he gets it good too watch this he's like not one not two not three that girl did not know she was making out with that okay that concludes our contest today of who's the best kisser down to one so yeah that's his dad who lives in a van outside the team 10 house his dad is also a kova denier he this was recently put on instagram the whole family is called yeah well yeah exactly the whole family denies cove it's a run so exactly so this is gp gp classic [ __ ] he always he says here yo folks what's going on it's gp coming at you hopefully some of you guys will look up some of those things i talk about economic liberty separation of powers freedom of association all those things should have been he's got timothy mcveigh vibes now she's like out in the middle of nowhere all [ __ ] bundled up and [ __ ] i love the libertarian to keep our businesses accused of sleeping with an underage girl oh yeah let's not for oh right consent is actually his biggest oh my goodness you're right see you guys don't crush me this is important i don't want to miss anything he in this video he says okay watch this my hacker taught me a lot please contact me so i can hire you so he got hacked and on his you'll notice he's kind of sweating and he's like pleading to the hacker like please contact me and hire me all right so i can hire you well you may you may know what aka you off is what that is so so he had a video of him sleeping with i don't know if she's underage but she's very young girl okay now watch how he's like trying to be cool about it yo what's happening folks keep me coming at you he is so scared you guys know that i was hacked by the way this hacker dude is something else man he is crazy smart i learned a lot from him um you know hacking is actually an adult way of bullying and i'm like i just i mean this is their oh my god this is the tree from which they're cut you know what i mean you know i don't know why the guy does it because he doesn't get any real recognition for it uh he's not really messing up my life that bad because my life my i'm just not that important but um i learned a lot from them i learned about some ways to prevent hacking all stuff but dude anyway the guy put out a video of him like eating out a young girl and it's horrific trust me i played the sound i was playing the sound bites once on the episode and everyone got so mad at me because it was so repulsive that just the sound bite alone got people tripping out so yeah so gp is like you know and then also he's a cover denier hang on guys you look don't don't rush me this is important stuff okay cover denial runs in the family here we go yo folks what's going on it's gp coming at you hopefully some of you guys will look up some of those things i talk about economic liberty separation of powers freedom of association all those things should be allowing us to keep our businesses open see our loved ones the government is overstepping their boundaries i said this before this mask mandate is bigger than the masked man the government is always stripping their boundaries for example why can't i sleep with a 15 year old girl i mean who is the government to step in and tell me that i can't have sex with any girl of any age that i want gp coming at you gp's up come into our house and tell us we can't spend who's to say that i can't put it live in a bus outside my son's house and have sex with the little girls that he brings over and grooms for me i mean who's the government to step in and say that i can't have sex with a 13 year old i'm just saying same logic with loved ones and all this other [ __ ] everybody should be protesting their governor i don't care if you're a republican or democrat get together and protest your governors because guess what these mandates are hurting everybody anyway i'm pushing back and i say this i'd rather speak up and be wrong than be muffled and be wrong oh this is a such a great take guys remember this i'd rather speak up and be wrong i'd rather speak up and be wrong yeah and kill a couple and you do that frequently by the way so it's all good being muffled you mean is referencing like having to wear a mask yeah logan of course this is the last one i promise but this is all culminating too logan paul i haven't seen him in a week but this is a video from tanner fox entitled i tested positive he's calling you tell logan on youtube that that is he oh my god hey man listen i really hate to be having this call with you right now i haven't you got kobe 19 how did you know uh my mom somehow knew oh i told jake oh well uh well i hope you get better go holy [ __ ] [ __ ] isolate yourself i am i'm staying at quarantine for the next 14 days but i know i haven't seen you in a week i just started showing symptoms of it today but i just wanted to call and make sure your whole team knows what uh i woke up today and i was extremely just exhausted like i just felt really tired i don't really give a [ __ ] but thanks for letting me know no problem man all right uh well i hope i hope you're all good i appreciate you bro bye later next person i'm gonna call you gotta love tanner for filming him without telling him which is [ __ ] up by the way but these guys are all just a bunch of dumbasses like they're just they're all so dumb they don't realize what they're doing so that's him off the script yeah that's him without the pr i got kovid i was hanging out with you which a week ago which is about the time of incubation i think implying like i may have got it from someone on your team no or i may have given it to you one or the other yeah it goes either way and so logan's paul lozenfell's response is like okay i'm gonna go see a doctor i'm gonna tell everybody you're gonna he said i don't give a [ __ ] and not only that he continued to do his podcast yeah bringing guests into his home that's psychotic i mean that's psychotic i mean that's psychotic right so in summary logan paul just to go back to the beginning of what started this all it's been a long round it's been a long winded type of way to say this but but to have somebody turn off your power you know while you're trying to microwave a toastinos the little pizza rolls the access to his power grid that terrifies me because he has children children that's like what what are the cameras facing do you know what i'm saying like yeah i hear creepy stories about that stuff all the time they get like why couldn't they get like a scum of the internet [ __ ] like keemstar honestly daniel keane he's one of the big honestly so before you start wishing bad things on people you dub scum of the internet stop dude i thought you evolved okay remember who's saying that remember who you are okay gp coming at you all right gpg oh but there is one more thing you guys and you know we don't [ __ ] around this is the real this is the nuke on this is the nuke that ends the war there's no coming back after this logan paul wiki feet oh he's got a pretty good rating 4.6 let's take a look what there's a little blurred toe i couldn't even get off to that if i tried ew what do you guys think do these look like five star feet to you look how long and narrow it is it looks weird these look like five star feet to you not to me now i'm not telling you guys what to do certainly would never tell you to go give someone a one star wiki feed i mean that'd be ridiculous but what i am saying is those don't look like five star feet to me if i was to go to wiki feed and rate these feet if i was in a war with this man a foot war i would probably give him one star in fact i'm going to go do that right now i want to smell feet it's ela chill why you always gotta say that it's just odd ugly feet one star i'm gonna leave a review too [ __ ] it that's what zach came back to doing i love his feet i'm gonna add a comment oh i'm not logged in i'd love wouldn't that be awesome if i start leaving comments hold on i thought i was logged in we need a login dan you got to get me logged in here how last time you were oh no it's already going down you know it's awesome we have a legion of like people who have made accounts and are logged in foot soldiers you know what to do this war begins and ends now and he will think twice before crossing us so i'm kind of at a loss for words right now we'll check you on this later so um there's a whole other thing we've got to get into what's that so the on in our last episode of podcast before you do that should we catch up on any chats or anything like that oh yeah we haven't done that what how's everybody doing in the chat anyone want to express anything uh well there was a lot of donations saying let's move on from logan paul there was yes oh but aside from that people were donating to say let's move on yeah well that happens every time probably a little more than usual this time but uh anything else uh somebody said i made it david great about to bust vid sent it to a b ap i need that so you can find that that sounds good uh i just want to say i really love you guys thank you so much thank you so much um uh this is my third time asking i really need to know why women's sizes at teddy fresh aren't size inclusive y'all could be killing it i don't even really know what that means to be honest we will get there we just kind of it's just basically that we've been kind of testing the waters so you guys just recently started making yeah so the silhouettes are new to us and the demand we don't know how many people are interested or not but so far it's been doing great so we'll continue to expand and we will definitely make more sizes it was just our way of being like caution and getting into this new category ian did you see anything you got anything for us uh well actually we do kind of need to throw it to another break i wanted to jump right right right right um yeah okay sure go ahead yeah um not for you guys it's actually for my new sponsorship um what after last episode you know i saw zack's music and av stream and oh i i had to start kind of diversifying a little bit so oh jesus reached out to my agent and uh i you know i got a little ad copy so i it's just a 60 second uh you know responsibility i got to do so just ian you're taking your own wait you're taking your own you're doing your own sponsors on our show that doesn't seem appropriate to me you know it's just kind of the nature of the business and it's just just 60 seconds at most okay go ahead i'll wait okay okay so i'll just go ahead and jump right into that uh is your stomach dan can i get a little music is your stomach feeling a little shallow [Music] do you have a bad romance with your boring lunch well it's time to just dance because lady gaga's chromatica oreos are out now i can't see them i couldn't see them they're too chromatic oh that's hot is that a real product i just want these cookies to just rain down on me all day because a star is born in the snack aisle that's right that's right there's a million reasons to go get these cookies so act now in a target or walmart or cvs near you while supplies last please use offer code salaried employee not that check i don't know don't use that so much go [Music] how did you get oreos to sponsor you you got lady gaga where is my oreo sponsorship this is outrageous i got a better agent dude oh those are hot do not use salary to employ coupons salaried employees do not everyone lady gaga got her own oreos wow i didn't know yeah gaga and i have been working on this for a bit wow you worked with her on this this is even bigger deal than i thought yeah you know see originally she wanted the cookie to be uh kind of this kind of this mustardy color and flavor and i said god no [Laughter] will you review the cookie first what color is that the cookie's got a green center pink gross and it says chromatica on the cookie so ladies and gentlemen wow see those donks salary employees that's all thank you very much okay now actually do you have donations to read for us though on a serious account and in the future please don't hack our show and can you please yeah i mean look we're we're struggling you know we got bills to pay i mean i pay your salary dude you're out here taking sponsorships you guys all need to give us tithing i know where's my tithing the bottom line here so do we have um yeah somebody donated ten dollars and said oops i meant to donate this to starkiller stream can i get a remix can i get a refund yeah that's a double meme that's hilarious um where's the video of the dave guetta something's about the bus oh yeah do we got that where's that they said they sent it to a b i'm dying to see that looks like they also sent it to me so send it out send it here we go the moment you've all been waiting for [Music] yes so shout [Music] more base nice try this guy's pretty popular dave giudice yeah yeah cool good for him it's out there crushing it um so xxs 10 tantasyon is there any any any other donations or comments we should read before we move on to the next uh segment here uh lots of little ones uh people love the head headband ela a couple thank you we love the headband uh somebody said team up with keem to take down logan i know i thought about it i was like you know what i was like [ __ ] i was like if i'm petty [ __ ] about this wait till keemstar sees it he's gonna like he's gonna like i have a feeling you're gonna be more petty [ __ ] you think so that yeah somebody said i'm on my lunch break please make it like i purposely ignore it right keemstar hold up keepstar what did you think about logan paul you calling you scum of the internet mike is actually a good guy he did something good yeah oh actually mo like mike moore now it's actually his poc mike is really the real host of the podcast logan just sits there [Music] what were you gonna say then yeah there's just a donation i'm on my lunch break please make ethan watch the video where this guy turns his dead cat into a drone no i don't that's not terrific i don't think i want to i don't think we can show that no it anyways that sounds like something logan paul would do right right let me play with dead animals and turn them into robotniks salvador rodriguez donate five dollars here's some game stop money thank you all right okay okay thank you thank you thank you with peace and love so in our last episode we talked about this guy poyos los is he ready by the way dan uh no uh we'll send him the link right now tv we have a little bit of a i want to say beef but when you do like youtube stream [ __ ] like that like you have to pay your taxes right if someone gave me a thousand bucks that's income so if if uh if i'm like refunding or i have to send money back oh then you're detected i'm sorry i thought i was watching so this is him responding to us so i actually haven't seen this but this guy went on a kind of a tear somebody accidentally donated 350 to him during a stream and they said oh my god i only meant to donate 350. can you please return the the extra money and he went on a rampage saying like dude no [ __ ] you sue me whatever yada yada so um so we were kind of goofing on him and and and a lot of people were coming to his defense saying that you know people do chargebacks or when you get a refund you have to pay a fee or i don't know maybe he'll explain better when you do like youtube stream [ __ ] like that like you have to pay your taxes right if someone gave me a thousand bucks that's income so if look guys trust me i mean as as tom selleck says this isn't my first rodeo i do a lot of business on paypal i've done a lot of tax let me hear what he has to say if i'm like refunding or i have to send money back like some people are like oh dude just deduct it's just a loan and then and then just send him like three something like if i'm doing all this bro it's [ __ ] up the taxes no wait no it's not literally a refund don't you understand we process thousands of refunds it's a wash you you got the income you then refund it so you deduct it it's a wash i feel like he convinced a lot of his audience that the [ __ ] he's saying is true but it's not otherwise yeah it would be a problem for everyone but clearly you don't think these huge retailers process trillions of refunds and you're gonna do like a few and think it's gonna [ __ ] your taxes up i went in paypal maybe saying maybe we should hear him out first maybe let me watch this let me watch there's a fee there's literally a fee when you receive it there's a fee when you refund there's a fee if there's a chargeback there's an even [ __ ] bigger fee um uh of etika who used to stream on youtube r.i.p he used to stream on youtube and he used to get donations and he was explaining it like perfectly like like oh i feel like all streamers have dealt with this he was explaining we're like dude someone could come into your stream one day and they could drop a bunch of like two three four five dollar donations right let's say they do like let's say they do like 10 or 15 like two dollar donations if they try to charge back yeah i'm not by the way i'm not talking about is different though yeah it's not a refund yeah i didn't know that they had i feel like a lot of people are just mixing a lot of stuff here and um some of it some of it must be misinformation like the taxes that that's just one hundred percent not true silliness if you got it it's money yeah it's money out if you refund it it's deducted it's a wash it's 100 by the way it's not complicated it's so easy you take the amount of money that you've made in your paypal which or so you make 300 300 goes out it's a wash you don't literally have to do anything you don't even think about it you have a net gain and that's what you pay taxes on but i'll let them finish they win that case they're trying to charge back all those donations you have to pay a 20 fee for every donation plus refund the original money so you lose all the money that you got donated and out of your pocket you paid 20 per transaction and i don't know what paypal's change rules i don't know if that's why why why they're just like no that's not true like dude this is what we've done i'm not talking about chargebacks but i'm sure we get chargebacks so i don't i i can't speak on this well yeah i don't know because we don't deal so much with donations when we have a chargeback it's in regard to a purchase and then it goes into a dispute process we actually win it a lot because it depends yeah there's a paper for the most part we win it sometimes it's like okay that was actually a problem and can you google it though i'm just not that it not that that's definitive before we go uh much further on this um he just replied uh he's not available oh low spoil what those spoils hermanos understood he thought it was yesterday oh yes bro los poyos hermanos best chicken in the game brah breaking my heart over here breaking my heart let me see i said are you down to call our show tomorrow when did you say what did you do yesterday oh he said i'm down okay oh wait maybe i did [ __ ] up it says are you down the collar show tomorrow and it says wednesday oh my god oh i thought you know what he's right i [ __ ] up oh my god what jesus i [ __ ] up i apologize low spoiled [ __ ] tv [Music] on that one get out i goofed up okay that's my fault we love you we appreciate you yeah i was looking forward to the cause i wanted to bury the hatchet i wanted to apologize i want to get the bottom of this those boyos i apologize with peace and love with all sincerity i this is my fault i own this this is not okay is he streaming right now how do you do that uh i'll check i'm not sure um with peace and love i [ __ ] up this one something is about a bust not streaming right now well maybe he's got a life he's probably better for it's 2pm he should be working maybe he's got something that he planned to do on a day he didn't think there was a podcast on he's doing taxes he's he's that he's he's at the bank with pencil and paper being like okay this donation but this one got refunded i goofed up but anyway just just to prove a point and i know he's not here to debate me all right but that's a pretty legendary gopher i [ __ ] up listen listen i own it with peace and love f's in the chat yeah my fault i'm sorry to him by the way i apologize to him for giving him that let's skip it on our charts with peace and love legendary apologies apologies somebody's got a chart right i'm warning you with peace and love now the chargeback issue with peace and love i'm going i can't comment but i'm sure you're right that that's a pain in the ass i was talking about the donation the guy donated 350 he just wanted a refund chargeback is definitely a lot more um room for scamming for sure oh we did we got [ __ ] in the early days of teddy fresh when we didn't know what we were doing somebody defrauded us out of tens of thousands of dollars of [ __ ] it was crazy yeah it was the same guy he was buying credit cards online and it was all being delivered to the same address so he would buy credit cards online and we didn't have any fraud protection would have anything because everything we've done everything we've done on teddy fresh has been trialed by fire we didn't know anything now we know obviously there's all these fraud plug-ins and systems and yada yada's now that we have this so the amount of fraud we get now is like negligible but um so this guy i guess identified us as sucker marks didn't know anything so he would buy a credit card off the internet buy a ton of product and then when somebody figured out that it was stolen whatever he would go buy a new one and so he came to our website probably 100 literally hundreds of times but whenever someone saw the charge and figured their card is being used then they would place a chargeback yeah so we got chargebacks like for everything you know so once we figured this out this was going on for months and then there was literally hundreds of orders all going to the same address but different name and then like the chargeback rate on these was like 80 and then all the other ones were like well we know it's fraud so we went back and refunded all of them but we took such a major [ __ ] loss from that but anyway yeah it happens a lot but my point was if you're trying to return a donation all you do is go on paypal and click refund it's so easy in fact we did tests just to prove it because i was so sure that i was right so dan donated ten dollars to my paypal and all you do is you go there's a refund button right issue refund ten dollars ten dollars now what this says here is so paypal's fee was 59 cents i netted 949 41 from his 10 donation and so paypal knows the fee they refund everything so it ends up costing everybody nothing and dan gets his ten dollars back and there's no fee to me i mean we tested it thank you dan we tested it several times we test we tested it once where it was immediate and it said something like oh it hasn't been debited from your card yet so we said maybe maybe that's why and then we did it again where it was about 12 hours of time and um it did the same thing so i don't know chargeback's a whole different issue though i'm not going to argue with you on that one all i know is something is about the best you guys all just um influence those streamers just gotta get more familiar with the taxes you know they know you do need to file taxes who knows he's just saying that because people don't understand it i don't think so i think there's a lot of misinformation you think so yeah you think this guy doesn't do is like have a tax person i don't know we uh we got a five dollar donation from a user named small penis and he said can you refund this yeah um no because youtube i would but youtube i can't do it youtube is different than um a paypal donation because it goes directly through paypal's processor so i actually can't refund it sorry i'm sorry it actually works great here i guess maybe they take 30 because i don't have to deal with like refunds and chargebacks that's all youtube's problem you know what i mean i don't really understand how it works makes it even hotter i do love tiny they're the processor i don't do [ __ ] they're basically buying something from youtube and youtube gives me seventy percent so there's chargebacks or refunds or whatever weird [ __ ] it doesn't even go through a paypal doesn't anything else let's just do that so people are saying he's right what am i wrong about chargebacks are approved streamer forfeits the donation amount and paypal charges them a fee for the dispute okay that makes sense to me in chargeback yeah and chargebacks not i agree with that one it was never about charge yeah i literally refunding yeah i was talking about the whole thing was about refunding 350. am i missing something you know but god bless i mean look i'm not go i don't think the guy's scamming by the way he's not a scammer he's just pissed off i get that yeah you know i would call that a false sabotage come into this frame more something is about to bust so we have to actually go it was a shame we have so much more stuff the new mail just dropped you guys have heard of the alpha male in the beta mail well people have pushed it even further because apparently the alpha male is the new beta because a new male just dropped the sigma mail what do you mean the new mail dropped it's like with a new iphone i'm like a new man it's like a new one a whole new type of man it's called the sigma male that makes alphas seem like betas and betas are just [ __ ] dirt they don't even exist anymore huh got it do people consider themselves betas or obvious i think that's just an insult right like nobody's like i'm a beta male are any of you guys beta males no we we don't we don't hire a bear we don't only signals here not familiar with that terminology i've never even heard of that [ __ ] you know anyone in real life who actually used those terms like innocent joe rogan joe rogan literally uses that term on ironically i'm asking them if they oh in real life uh i i knew a guy about 10 years ago that was very into this whole like bro alpha male 1 it's funny because he worked as a waiter at a restaurant that i worked at but he like aspired to uh well i said that he wanted me he wanted to be a news anchor he was like going to school to study journalism or whatever and he would just like ramble about it to everybody all the time the alpha [ __ ] yes and it was just like it's like why are you so obsessed with this [ __ ] idiot that's so not sigma though you want me to read some some attributes of a sigma go ahead you guys ready sigmas reject the expectations and operate outside the stereotype of alpha and beta they live outside the stratosphere of labels i bet logan paul is a stigma you think he's sigma brained yeah no no no they're not introverted oh they're you they they marshal their own drum they don't think about what it even means to be introverted they're just their own being i was one of the things i read they said introverted is one of the not true i used to have sex with my body pillow bro what is that what is that was that what is that it's a logan paul he's just is there context to that or uh he was doing an interview and he just uh used to [ __ ] body pillow yeah nice i wonder if he put his head on it after he [ __ ] on it i wrestled the bear number two sigmas think material value is insignificant they have they're driven by passion and experience and they do not know feel the need to show off it's all about transcending okay sigma males prefer self-management self-employed i'm checking all these boxes i think i might be a sigma male 1 sigma's value privacy okay who does well well logan paul e we do not seek valid we now i'm just saying we we do not seek validation from others or rely on people sigma vibes say here boys the sigma gang maybe we should be the sigma gang we're all sick awful sigma is just like a beta remastered that's what i've been saying is this sounds like a bunch of people that are betas that don't like being called beta sigmas are humble leaders they can be in positions of power without lording over anyone basically describing the best people it's like they're kind of the best sigmas have independent pursuits who defines it like how does this even come together online youtubers sigmas control their own lifestyle if anyone tries to dictate their life or restrict their freedom the sigma will not tolerate it sounds like timothy mcveigh i think timothy mcveigh was a sigma what would the quartering be he's beta as far come on i mean what mean which one of these which one of these has a has a bullet point for peas and defecates in his basement no it's kind of like setting your own rules what then my wife went out for pizza without me that one is no there's a beta there's one there's one uh you'll see there's like another chart because there's also like gamma and omega and delta oh my god they've got like a whole [ __ ] tier list here so who's like the most one of them like gamma i think is the one that's uh like kind of in cell so i think he might be i'm deep undercover god we just got a seven dollar donation from uh jeremy from the quartering says i just peed in my basement oh thank you for the update jeremy we appreciate that do we just assume that at this point oh and then the tenth one is sigma's are the outlier the rarest form of mail you skip the one where it says that they're introverts sigma are confident introverts they prefer to listen over speaking they're thoughtful and command a room if they want but choose not to right yeah that's some beta [ __ ] that's right that's some beta whitewashing right there sickness sigmas need room to breathe they can get lost in their interests and ignore the outside world like timothy mcveigh it's all so stupid oh this is so stupid so stupid please please don't follow any of this [ __ ] it's the unabomber it's all dumb thank you that's right i agree jeremy i think as we're all in this stigma squad you know yeah for now alpha's in beta's sigma dick sigma dick [ __ ] nice one hey alphas and betas sigma dick well done sir can we get a sigma dick anyway my parents are here we're handing off theodore well they're going to take them for the weekend because they don't come over for kovid so i don't see him in a while and we are taking a valentine's day weekend oh nice early really we're staying home but without theodore which is code for just party i don't know she's ovulating oh we're gonna so [Music] you know the time it is [Music] yeah hold the line boys don't sell gamestop whatever you do with it boys this is me all weekend hit me with the zach this is me all weekend come on come on come on [Music] is [Music] throw yoko in there [Music] you just played it i don't think you can play it at the same time you can't play them at the same time what kind of technology we on what are you using a cassette player not a good one evidently you can't play two sounds at once hey that was fun anyway about gamestop i didn't really get to talk about it but hold the [ __ ] line hold the door the line hold up these hedge funds [ __ ] robin hood [ __ ] all these whiny billionaires [ __ ] oh for real because it was down this morning then i kind of want to hear a little rant from your heart like aren't you pissed about what oh about the hedge fund robin hood i mean yeah but i feel not at all surprised i guess so i mean yeah like i guess it's upsetting but this is this is it's all a fixed game this isn't shocking shouldn't be shocking to anybody well i don't know that there's ever been this level of just straight up it's just straight up theft and nepotism and what do you call it there has been the thing is so just right in plain sight i mean it's outrageous right well the difference is there's been a whole explosion of retail investors basically small investors using things like robinhood or or other apps to do relatively small investments and everything and the thing is the whole explosion the whole business model for those things is like they're they're harvesting data like they're it's not really about investing like robinhood for example that's how they make most of their money is selling people's data to people not by commissions sounds like good guys right data horse i mean it's what everybody does nowadays right well i saw the ceo like getting interviewed and he just seems like such a sleazy [ __ ] yeah he reminded me so much of shkreli oh i was like oh man this is a shkreli type such a douche but i'll tell you what i'm pledging now i'm going to invest a shitload of money in to gamestop and amc it might not be the i don't care if i'm full of them that's what i'm saying i don't care if i lose the money okay well then i'm doing it to hold the line and to [ __ ] i want these hedge funds yeah they're definitely coming it's a real thing [Laughter] you know yeah only do what you can afford to lose because there's a very good chance that this is gonna i'm planning on losing it all i want these hedge fund people to go bankrupt i despise hedge funds they literally add nothing of value to the economy they move money around and they hoard cash they screw over ordinary investors they do nothing why do we protect these hedge funds they are [ __ ] criminals and to have the ball as this one guy to come on like nbc msnbc and start crying because it's unfair [ __ ] that's you something else you piece he goes he goes it's just a bunch of into these people took their checks from the government and now they're just trying to screw this is just an act of hate against rich people we need to pull it up yeah actually let me send me the video it's in the dock send me the video link it in discord okay i love that i mean that guy by the way yeah he's he's worth about three and a half billion dollars oh my god he has been uh fined multiple times by the sec for instance oh my god he's a criminal he's a criminal he has the balls to go on television and say this is just what you're just trying to hurt rich people here i think it's this one oh i'm sorry i didn't actually yeah this is it you didn't give me the link but that's it he must have lost a lot of money he's done a lot of media hits lately that are all pretty cringe but this is the one that kind of went viral do you know if this guy he must be losing money on this right uh i mean not enough that it because i saw him crying i literally saw him crying in another interview he's the [ __ ] psychopath i don't know it won't play it's just giving me that old [ __ ] something is about to nuts something is about to not the reason the market is doing what it's doing is people are sitting at home getting the checks from the government okay and this fair share is a [ __ ] concept it's just a way of attacking wealthy people and you know i think it's inappropriate we all got to work together and politically work together by the way first of all what are you doing for anyone else what do you mean work together he's first of all saying they're getting their checks and they're like yeah like first of all that's inappropriate that the government's giving people they're just sitting at home getting those checks yeah those lazy people who care about kovid the fair share is [ __ ] what exactly do you mean that you he he's insinuating that he is by the definition of his existence deserves to be wealthy and other people deserve to be poor yeah i believe he was referring in the longer version of this clip he's referring to a comment by biden about him wanting to raise taxes on rich people essentially and having a fair share and um yeah hey your fair share you [ __ ] well he takes issue with the concept of fair share and you know i just have way less money than you you know people always tell me now you're rich you you oh it's it's easy to come from a rich person to [ __ ] say shut the [ __ ] up my chance my beliefs haven't changed one bit since i started making money you know it's uh i forgot who said it but it's like when i was poor they told me that i was here it is right what is that here it is that was russell brand smart guy when i was poor and complained about in equality they said i was better now that i'm rich and complain about inequality they say i'm a hypocrite i'm beginning to think they just don't want me talking about inequality right yeah my beliefs have never [ __ ] changed all right so shout out yeah i'm gonna hold the line i'm buying amc and gamestop and first of all the amc thing is kind of different than the gamestop thing but whatever well there's people shorting amc right yeah not nearly to this i mean this gamestop situation is kind of unique all right i'm all in on stuff there everyone is saying get dogecoin dan is making a killing on dogepoint i'm too late on the dough i don't know about a killing but yeah i made some money yesterday how much dan has been going ballistic over the dogecoin it's really not that much money i think i made like 900 bucks or something oh that's pretty dude that's a hell of money i'm done i like it did you exit the line uh you know what i did is um i i took out my original investment because you're you're good yeah exactly um which was how much there's like 250 300 bucks or something like that that's that's an awesome day but i mean like if i put in 10 grand that would be oh yeah 30 grand right now so yeah but that would mean you would have tied up ten thousand dollars for like what five years doing nothing no i put it in on like tuesday oh for real how did you know that dogecoin was gonna go it was like wednesday i i what are you doing buying dogecoin what the hell i bought it for the meme like i just threw a couple hundred bucks at it so there's like i've got other like cryptos that are less me me although it's all [ __ ] you it's all astrology like to be quite honest with you love said he made five hundred dollars yesterday on doug hey there you go so does anybody when you save 500. that's not good actually exiting no is there an exit strategy here with doge no i'm not that's hilarious it seems fun they're trying to meme it up to a dollar we'll see isn't it at like four cents uh it peaked i believe last night at like eight cents it's not getting anywhere close to it yeah i don't think so i'll put i'll put a hundred thousand in that's funny money right there that's just being rich for the meme yeah that's what that billionaire does he literally [ __ ] okay maybe you can tell me i'm trying to learn always over and over again what does it mean to short sell now i understand the concept of like you borrow something and the price goes up and so you have to give it back at a higher price but how the [ __ ] do you borrow stocks how do you you borrow it from the money market like from essentially banks and other investment firms why do they lend you stocks that doesn't make any sense they make money by they it's really complicated i am not an expert so i'm sure people are gonna be like dan doesn't know what [ __ ] he's talking about and you'll be right but from what i understand uh when they make these deals where when they you know uh create a contract for short they there's a there's a small margin that they include they price in a little bit of profit for themselves on that contract and so they're people do it because they they can make money off of selling you the contract for the short so they get a commission yeah you can think of it that way yeah but do they not stand to lose or gain money based on the stock fluctuating uh they generally they hedge the the short so like they'll buy the inverse essentially as well to so that if that happens but again i i mean it's it's honestly over my head it just doesn't matter people act try to explain it like it's so simple to understand i don't understand how you borrow [ __ ] stocks and then trade it around it's just so stupid it's it shouldn't be the truth is it is stupid yes it shouldn't exist it just doesn't make sense i mean it does make sense it makes sense but should it be something that people are allowed to do that's a very different market is meant very simply to invest in businesses all this [ __ ] going around with gambling and speculating and shorting and all that it's just [ __ ] ridiculous it's ridiculous yeah no argument for me i mean i think it's all it's ridiculous it's just funny money it took and then you know these hedge funds manipulate the market all day [ __ ] long and the minute they lose their ass they cry and scream because little [ __ ] robin hood [ __ ] you then they got a bunch of one star reviews on robin and google to erase it i'll tell you what right now that's pretty wild i'm giving i'm giving them a one star review in one week i'm going to wait and google erased them all and they're back up people are already like no dan that's not right i told you i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm talking about so just don't how is all of this okay it shouldn't be i mean wall street is out of [ __ ] control you know they have been for a long time [ __ ] it somebody said you don't borrow the stock it's a contract to sell the stock that's not no they borrow everybody says they borrow yeah no they do well listen we don't know where we're going i have no idea what you're all talking about i hope dan is gonna be okay you're gonna be okay dan i'll be all right i'm gonna be all right i'm investing in okay gaga oreos before i go let me just check logan paul's wiki feet foot soldiers is the war one down to three point seven pretty good hmm yeah we're making problem [Applause] assemble now hear me we have fought the battle but the war is not won [Music] hear me we shall get logan paul to one star thank you you're good bro you're good bro what the [ __ ] is this all right anything else oh here's another video this guy crying this stupid ass i think um oh this is him i mean i think it's obvious people can not only see the emotion on your face but hear it in your voice oh i feel sorry talk about this lee why i care oh my god [Applause] okay that's it shout out to his family he's crying because he cares he cares about his daughter all that you wait i will give away all my money of where the economy is oh my god these people are insufferable and then these hosts these money hosts actually take these people seriously he goes i want to show the emotion on your face bro i'm just warning these people man you better work for the betterment of society or your [ __ ] i'm just telling you with peace and love the bad things are gonna happen to rich people eventually peace to bring more wealth equality to this country because this [ __ ] is unsustainable people are starving and [ __ ] unable to pay their rent unable to work waiting in food bank lines and this [ __ ] has the balls to go on [ __ ] television and cry over billionaires losing money was it really crying over that i just said he was crying no he was crying but was it over that yes it was over this he was crying he was in that particular clip i think he was crying about how much he cares about taking care of people oh please yeah it's just kind of crocodile how is that let me go back that's not what i said that's what the chiron said underneath it was about him giving away all no no no no no that's what all these dudes always say and yet no no no wait send that link again bus i gotta i gotta make sure oh here it is i got it something is about to come i think uh let me go back a little bit let's see what's going to bring in a wealth tax i think um i mean i think it's obvious people can not only see the emotion on your face but hear it in your voice when you talk about this why opposition to a wealth he's crying yeah [Music] oh people are asking us to watch this video oh people are saying it's so okay yeah this one's pretty crazy this was the video that shane asked trisha to erase people are saying it's actually not even appropriate for youtube so i'm not going to show it but shane when shane started getting outed for being a weirdo he immediately tech's attrition told her to remove this video and in it he's having the 16 year old boy twerk and he's slapping his ass now i haven't seen it i've only heard it vin that seriously ben diesel that was highly inappropriate that's just outrageous not cool [Laughter] that's just it's just insane anyway i'm not going to watch it because it sounds really disgusting so yeah i mean like this video sounds really bad now if you want to watch try not to spit out your water i see what's going on look at how red it looks now on this camera not okay look like a [ __ ] tomato yeah if you want to watch this video it's there but um i haven't watched it and i'm not gonna watch it because it's disgusting i mean this kid is very young and shane was slapping his ass while he was turkey twerking weird weird out it's disgusting weirdo i i really want to watch it but apparently was on youtube for a long [ __ ] time so who knows but that's not yeah good good good good great goal people in chat asking where eb's at he's here he was he was uh when zach was gone he was operating the sound bites so and yeah today so very impressed very impressed yeah thank you guys thank you we made we made it we made it through yeah but now that zach's back he can make vin diesel sound bites about the molesters so thank you very much that wasn't you it's vin diesel it was bad let's be real can't blame you all right well guys what can i say ethan klein scum of the internet maybe maybe somebody super chat yo ela has said three times now that the sirens are triggering maybe they shouldn't be used oh stop i don't even understand what that means because she thinks that it's actually triggering ela the sirens but it was a fog it's a little bit but like it's not really it's it's it is a little bit but but i'm okay i'm not like if i wasn't okay we won't be playing but hold on they sound that one sounds different than the one they play in israel yeah it's different yeah it just kind of reminds me that's why it's just a little bit triggering what else it was like a horn not a siren or anyway but thank you for thank you for your concern thank you you know tj huffmaster yeah i'm really not that um i can think a lot here on the stream it's fine she's a tough lady he's a tough lady something is about oh man uh love the care bear collab will there be more thank you um there will be one restock because we i mean it did really well and also a lot of people didn't get to get their stuff because of the international whatever so there will be one race talk and there there's actually a watch that we were developing for this release but it wasn't ready in time oh the watch is so cool so with the restock there will be a watch new product and undies and underwear for women women's undies panties horning said uh the alpha beta thing is like the fuckboy version of astrology oh that's so interesting actually you know i saw a really great comment or tweet or something about this uh where somebody pointed out like these dudes who talk about the alpha versus beta thing all the time are the exact same people they get triggered about uh all the different types of pronouns out there oh my god that's really interesting they're like so angry about all these different pronouns and yet they spend all of their time categorizing and labeling types of sexuality in men it's really the same thing i'll just tell you right now any guy [Music] that ironically refers to himself as an alpha male thrown off walk away walk away i'm telling you walk away we don't want that it's not funny alex jones is definitely an alpha male actually alex jones is like a he's a space male he's a gamma ray male well gamma was one of them gamma ray male 1 that was like okay we got to pass off theodore i hope you guys had a good time today i am the scum of the internet coming at you that's right uh here before you humbly your servant foot soldiers thank you for being here hope you guys had fun because at a to the good time if you'll excuse me this weekend's going to be full love different songs something here play me off with the something's about the boss would you please all right guys well ela's ovulating we've got work to do this weekend all right guys see you next week [Music] something is about to bust

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,312,963

Rating: 4.7837954 out of 5

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, after dark, d'angelo wallace, dangelo, jeffree star, trisha paytas, cr1tikal, hair by jay

Id: bvbyHrJtjDo

Length: 136min 50sec (8210 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Something is about to bust is now stuck in my head for all eternity

[u/riiiiseup]

Ian had me dying with the ad read.

While I agree with the chat that the Logan Paul talk went on for too long, this is their podcast. They should be able to talk about whatever they want without getting flack for it! I've never seen any other podcast (maybe I just don't watch that many) where the chat gets so entitled. Maybe someone on the crew could just screenshot/jot down interesting Q's the chat asked, and they can answer them at the end? Whenever the chat sporadically comes in asking to "move on" it kinda kills the mood

[u/segasaturns]

Chat blows and they’re ruining After Dark. Ethan can’t even make jokes half the time without them freaking out and killing the humor.

[u/sillo38]

Can we just ignore anyone in the chat who says to stop or move on from a topic?

[u/Pernapple]

Hila bout to go talk to Ethans Manager after this one. Whom she also is.

[u/King_Slowpoke]

Ian coming so far out of left field with the Chromatica Oreo Ad made me laugh really hard, same with the Yoko Ono song they played. Really unexpected and fun! Also Hila was spicy this episode, shutting down Ethan multiple times (rightfully if I may add).

[u/Hinkil]

Ethan trying to think of beef dishes at the beginning was great

[u/LongGrift]

The airhorn soundbite is actually quite similiar to the israeli air raid sirens, I noticed Hila said she felt triggered

[u/CocaineAndMojitos]

SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO BUST