We Made A High Fashion Runway Collection - H3 Podcast #237

to welcome everybody to the world famous h3 podcast i am your host ethan klein the fresh prince of dead air 7.1 yes i'll say that again yo 7.1 out of 5 on wikifeet if you make turn that into multiple of 10 if that was like out of 10 you'd be looking at a 14.2 out of 10 on wikipedi ela your thoughts my co-host dilo hi um uh yeah that's pretty nice pretty impressive thank you very much good luck ethan thank you keemstar today's episode is sponsored by harry's bright sellers and keeps quickly there's also a new teddy fresh item out today that i'm very excited to present to you ironically out of this whole month's drop this item in the in the um banner which is like the ela client original is not out yet ironically it is ironic welcome to um living through a pandemic there are delays all the time it's not shade i'm just saying people are probably wondering where it is hated me did i no which it's just the most interesting piece and that's what we wanted to put in the banner and so when does this come out when is this one coming it was supposed to come out today but there's delays so we don't know it's like any day but we're kind of it's unknown it's a fire piece though but no i mean no shade obviously i mean you know hey come on it's out of our control i'm sunning you i'm lighting you i'm blasting you with life you almost with peace and loved me no no no no no no i would never never never i am sun beaming your ass anyway this is the piece that's out it's in love no no no no no there's no peace and love here it's funny he's like that sounds like bad no peace and love no no no no you know what i mean it's such a horrible thing to wish for peace and love how dare you anyway this is what happens with peace and love i am warning you no peace and love this is a patchwork pastel knit zip up folks out now um it is really nice i look at that oh that's hot that is hot so anyway that's it that just came out someday the elo climb will come out and we'll let you know okay when we start this show i want to do something that shows my serious commitment to weight loss and so we have conceived of the idea of the first ever h3 weigh-in ladies and gentlemen i feel like you've definitely done that before so it's not in i've never weighed in have i you definitely did what i've never weighed in how dare you take away from me did you just peace and love me okay you ready dan okay so just to preface this i have eaten breakfast and drink coffee and had water and i'm wearing a lot of clothing so it's not a great weigh-in but all we have is a scale but we have a place to start so that when next week i come and get on the scale again we'll have some place to compare this is the keto diet ladies and gentlemen one weekend just staring at us one week in 40 pounds 1 foot 40 pounds one week into the keto diet okay now before i step on the scale just one more time i just want to explain that this is not my true weight this is gonna be higher than my true weight this is a visual dead air just saying now okay here we go okay i am stepping on the scale that is higher that's a lot higher than i thought it would be what's the number jesus christ that's a lot higher than my scale said in the morning it's like what do you call that like 231 232 see that's that's [ __ ] [Music] yo i weighed in this morning in the morning naked and stuff before eating at two i think you should come back here because this just triggering me it's triggering you imagine how i feel well you're fat yo what how is it showing me 232 that's some zack what the [ __ ] how much is your shirt weight i don't know it looks heavy it's a rigged [ __ ] skill man i'm not too i'm over to that maybe this scale is just different yeah i mean it's different it's an analog scale maybe it's that's the most wouldn't analog be more accurate maybe i really don't trust it man it's fake news don't oh this is just so depressing well i i think it's not because you are you technically probably weigh less probably i don't know i got a little cube in my mouth and then i wonder if i wanted to commit to eating it or spit it out um well okay write it down dan three let's just say oh three no two thirty two i mean i'm gonna make your weight loss more epic and as long as we use the same scale it's awesome yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay that's humiliating i swear i was in that i was in at 2 22 this morning how i gained 8 pounds of clothing and like water that's not possible is it it was two to two yeah two to two because i'm gonna wear dyslexic and you might no it was two two two because i kept weighing it at 225 was like my starting place so it's like wow wait i lost four pounds this week because i've been on the keto committed for a week so i think it's just as scary and apparently i just gained ten pounds i'm eating mcdonald's no no no scale issue [Music] and it will be fine okay i mean it's just something to get on the i'm getting in on the dieting with you ethan i'm doing the chet hanks diet plan what's the dead chet hanks shout out to the island fitness plan what is the chat diet bun i don't really know what the plan is but every day he posts hashtag 60 day challenge and then it's him doing some sort of exercise oh you are you doing that yeah outlined he hasn't outlined what it is how often it's just 60-day challenges so you're doing the 6-10 you're doing the challenge yet you don't know exactly what it is but you are doing it yeah i mean i'm on day i'm on day three what did you do the first two days i just did like various workouts i haven't eaten any sugar or anything oh good for you keeping it clean you inspired me but you don't need to lose weight love me daddy no he's got this you're trying to bulk yeah he's [ __ ] he's getting in a little more shape you know i want to do that too 60 day challenge chad hanks walk one i started to get worried my stomach was gonna get like old lady floppy so i'm uh i'm starting to do oh he's sitting here on two coffees like damn no it's serious oh it is thank you [ __ ] them ross [ __ ] them ross i'm starting to do your stomach and not flop me man i also started doing 20 squats a day where are you doing squats just like before i go to sleep damn girl tighten that ass up hell yeah i didn't know you were doing squats yeah that's my ela climb program yeah oh i love that i just didn't know i'm just i'm it's not that much i've got their own program no i'm just happy that you're you're doing something i'm just i feel like i am old and i feel like i got up well listen first of all business of prevention right now right that's what benjamin franklin you say an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of solution really huh prevention is worth way more than trying to fix it once it's broke benjamin franklin ladies and gentlemen that was abraham lincoln it all started with me noticing a wrinkle here yeah and i thought i just slept like and it was like just it was gonna go away just like a pillow crease or something and it hasn't gone away and i was like oh wow okay let me get a look at that wrinkles are a thing this wrinkle has been living in ela's head rent-free this wrinkle it's like there isn't there edgar allan poe poem about how he like saw one little oh yeah he kept like hearing that beating heart and the floor that's like the wrinkle and it kept driving him mad trying to get to the beating heart something like that i think you look beautiful you have not aged you have not aged you do not age you are age-defying goddess you are beautiful perfect but i'm happy you're getting in shape but i do have to break it too we are getting [ __ ] i'm about to be 36 bro [Laughter] bro i see some 36 i see some people on tv who are like 36 i'm like that guy's old as [ __ ] and then i find out he's 36 i was like yeah i get scared for a minute yeah i know i'm not like the most gracefully aged person but well people always think i'm fifteen right people think i'm 50 years old sometimes but i've seen some 36 year olds out there who have [ __ ] been through life i've always um i always say that i like your gray hair and i don't think it makes you look older i don't get that i think it's cool thank you bro once we're 50 though i don't know i don't really care about aging that much i just don't want i just want to i just want to do what i can do now like prevention yeah prevention exactly aging doesn't really scare me no it doesn't really scare me i'm not i don't think i would ever want to do like any botox or any whatever i went to a dermatologist for the first time because i figured like i don't have a skincare routine like you you go on youtube everyone's like here's my skincare routine yeah it's been like i don't have a routine i don't know what to do so i went to a dermatologist and um and he was like well here's what you could do and he prescribed to me like this whole skincare routine and then he was like also in the beauty world what you could do is like and i was like oh no no no oh you started trying to pitch yeah cosmetics it was like you have like really light uh thin skin and what you're probably gonna need is like and it started to show a little lift and i was like i don't think i even looked better when he did that like i don't know that he's pitches that too like i guess you went to a plastic surgeon though they do it all so because it was recommended to you by a friend who uses his services in that way as well as well as other services they do it all yeah let me get a look at you so what we're going to need from you is just a little i love video we're saying like in the beauty world i'm not from the beauty world yeah if you want to join the club don't ever you don't need it i i i honestly feel with peace and love people do whatever they want to feel better but maybe maybe the people who do it good i don't notice but right i feel like when people get start getting these anti-aging surgeries they look older like i swear to god i've seen i've seen yeah i kind of feel that way too oh marrying millions i started watching oh my god you guys oh this show is off the rails has anyone seen that mary we just watched the first season one there's this one girl who's obviously very beautiful 37 only two to one and a half two years older than me and she just has so much surgery you could tell she's a beautiful youthful woman but she's so much surgery that i thought she was much older it's clear that she got this surgery to prevent aging but i was shocked when i learned that she was only 36. but i think for some people they're just into that look yeah so it's like trisha says she wants her boobs to look fake as possible exactly so it's just i guess at the end of the day like a taste and preference um thank you you're welcome tristan i don't know what i'm what um i remember when um everyone wanted to do plastic boob surgery to make it look natural that's right now a lot of people want it to that's i don't look fake that's like a porn thing where people are like i i personally don't get what do i know dude yeah i thought the point was to make it look natural daddy do you zach i'll ask you because you're kind of no in the know all this do you prefer to look fake or natural or do you understand the fake look um i guess i prefer the natural look right yeah that would be uh that's my cup of tea okay zach is the professional he's the when it comes to weird sexual things he's our go-to man sexpert oh did you see this thing a b cent i might have some good news for you what do you think he's saying he's saying uh the scale was affected by the fact that there's carpet down here okay what i would what i wanted to ask you wait what what i wanted to ask is dan do you approximately know your weight i know my honestly so step on that step on that but i'm wearing clothes well so just just step on that and tell me if you think it's in the right place or if it's weighing you heavy i think abby's right i think the carpet is definitely impacting yeah but how's it gonna add it seems right oh brother dan can you step on there and give me an idea if it's right i don't really even know my way you know it's kind of scary i haven't been on a scale in years all right i won't do that to you i know i know traumatic it can be i've avoided scales almost my whole and thought adult life i i've i've never owned a scale so i i honestly don't know like freddy krueger like i have [ __ ] they're scary man it's kind of a curse like maybe we shouldn't even have it in the house throw all skills out kind of like small scale you should have an umbrella and shouldn't open an umbrella inside the house or something maybe we shouldn't have scales really that's what you would tell that person you're like listen baby we don't need scales in this house just be happy i mean it's stressful for me too because i hate when i go on it and i see that i lost weight no i want to stick to this i want to hold myself accountable you tell me that didn't weigh you heavy no and i mean while while it is carpeted in here uh it's like incredibly thin carpet like the thinnest carpet you could have so it's probably not listen the carpeting adding 10 pounds to my fat look you got to give it more time man yes okay okay yes yes yes okay i get it thank you [Laughter] [Music] i'll give it more time i guarantee man again i'm giving it more time you got the zach guarantee yeah i got the back guarantee huh does he get a refund if uh no results do you like the gorilla glue your [ __ ] eyebrows sure thank you exciting do you feel any lighter no i don't look different either but i swear to you i've been so i've been so good i've been so dedicated and so good i've been exercising and i've also been like not eat like trying not to eat two in addition to being keto i'd be like i'm gonna eat try to eat less calories too i've been doing everything as good as possible do i feel skinnier no do my sk does my clothing fit looser no do i look thinner no do i feel better no i don't know that it's true that you don't look thinner actually i have to disagree with that well i okay thank you yeah i think it's working i think you just need to chill i've given it time when did you start you started like last friday right it hasn't even been a week yet no i started a week ago daddy i i did notice in the frenemies episode your stomach did look a little reduced yeah i know i i think you are looking less big bigly all right so yadda yadda oh okay so and then ila you wanna we're gonna give an insemination update so i asked the doctors and i feel like just a just a preference we're talking about turkey basting ila with my semen we talked we touched on it last week so we're doing yeah ethan always finds a way to make everything sound like the worst thing possible um so either got ela got all paranoid which i would love because i didn't want to be the one to have to ask this but she goes can ethan stay with the semen so like the nuclear codes bro you got to stay with it yeah i asked them about it and the doctor said that first of all for the purpose of no mistakes happening they only process one case at a time from beginning to the end of the process so it's not like they're gonna handle you and another person and that might get mixed up they don't even go there on purpose so how does that prevent like the baby god from chizzing in the cup because when you hand it to the lab it's like there's people that are doing they immediately start to i know they clean it i don't know what they do i mean it's not like there's a point in which someone takes it into the bathroom well what if he's in the lab and then someone walks out and he just nuts real fast in it i really don't think that's gonna happen but i did ask if you could be there and they said that it might be they said they said nobody's ever asked no one has ever asked that but that it's possible i was like oh but i feel like this is because the only way i'll trust it a little bit like to a conspiracy thing i don't know i feel like i want to do it i think it's fine i agree that i agree i know i'm being overly paranoid but i'm just saying like i just didn't want to have any like thoughts like that was thrown around my head you know when you're it's a little paranoid but it's it's not without precedent i mean some people said like what exactly are the details of what happened there because for example it can happen when like the process is a little different like in our case i don't think that it necessarily happens that much yeah and i guess that's that story of the baby god that place was a um like a sperm bank kind of place exactly it's different that's how conspiracies are born well i if you like a little bit of truth a little bit of fear and boom there's a conspiracy this isn't a full-blown conspiracy i'm just fine but i don't want to become that person it's like i feel like the doctor is legit it's a nice i'm just asking questions bro it's fine and i go ahead and hit him with the 911 doc what are you waiting for i ask the questions and i feel fine i think i agree i'm with you that's it i want to be in the room in the lap not in the cup hand it to them you know what i mean and then from there to your room now you're living i want to be there the whole time to watch the change of command okay wake up you may not want to be there because apparently it takes uh hours i'll be there okay because they do one person at a time also if there's no guys there i'll feel better like guys are weird like bro i know that if there's a dude in there he's going to jizz in the cup 100 he probably has a bag of jizz in his pocket that he just dumped in now you're living just saying it's weird out there but i agree we should do it all right so we're gonna do it that's the update yeah now are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room aka the rolls-royce in the room yeah i got a rolls-royce [Laughter] so this if you guys saw the new frenemies you'll know what we're talking about but we did the athletic competition and trisha first of all blew me away with her athleticism which should be concerning to you is it a compliment to her or a concern to me concerned to you really wow thank you well i agree i mean yeah i'm concerned i am concerned i mean she kicked my ass in a lot of categories like jump rope i thought you used to be good at that sit-ups she like she like the jump rope wasn't a blowout you were able to do the double jump she couldn't yeah but like endurance-wise but she had this different technique where she was doing these little hops and going slow and i was jump roping faster i think it was a technique issue but anyway she beat me the one that really shocked me by the way she didn't get close to doing a pull-up because that was like the debate that started it she couldn't even lift herself up a little bit yeah that's hard but she started i was doing we were having a plank competition which is when you're on your elbows and you go straight i can do a minute you do a minute right now okay do it right now sure let's put on the timer i have a camera here let's get you on the scale let's get you on the scale cam all right all right ela says she can plank for a minute let's see what she's got i'll time it so anyway i was doing a plank and i made it you know like 20 30 seconds i was like i'm over this and then trish is like i can do a minute i was like there is no way you can do a minute there's no way and trista's been trying to get me on the uh to get me a mat can they hear me dan they can hear me right trish has been trying to get me a matching black rolls royce since the start of the show and i said if you could blink for a minute i will go get a rolls royce right now i thought there was no chance she could do it and she did it right before my eyes she planked on my ass for a minute and so true to my word of course trish was like i know a guy i know a guy okay you ready you just took i got it i got my timer out what you don't trust me to time you well okay jesus trust issues all right all right come on it's just wires don't make excuses all right ready in three two one all right ela is planked she is in a pretty good stance here power stance nice music zack loving it how are you doing elo you have the mic here let me get you the mic [Music] uh we can't hear you okay it's on now ela how are you feeling we're at uh uh 40 seconds shaking she's quivering she's obviously in a lot of pain elo do you want to comment no how much time we got dan uh shredder is licking either space shredders in her face 10 seconds [Music] okay [Music] yeah look at you though you're dying you barely made it that was a close one but we but you did it i'm proud of you i'm impressed try doing it with 100 pounds on your stomach well you but i mean look i have no excuse on treasury she's got like a lot i mean she's got just a lot of yeah i mean her boobs alone she said weighs like a 100 pounds good job so she did the play i'm impressed you so did i get another rolls-royce yeah yeah okay right whenever people win i buy it myself so she says she gets on the phone she goes i know guys so she gets this guy in the call who sold her all her cars he goes yeah i can get you one he said he said we need a black on black he says there's one in san diego we'll drive it up on a truck right now literally on the phone i haven't even been in the dealership i haven't even seen the thing he sends me a link i say that's fine it's black whatever 2019 slightly used at like 3 000 miles and i said um it looks fine cool so literally a few hours later i'm i i didn't see it i didn't even talk to him i put him in touch with like our our business manager who took care of everything and i just showed up and got the [ __ ] rolls royce in a day daddy that was wild and then we just went straight to in and out and i got a protein style i love it it's a horrible financial probably the biggest financial mistake of my life [Laughter] yeah the trade-in cost us money because we were upside down because the porsche we had for one year of three and we owed money so we have to pay them twenty thousand dollars to take the porsche yeah it was a horrible deal that actually the trade-in cost us big time so we traded and he was born but also it seemed so impossible like the whole day it just seemed like there was no way it's gonna happen but ethan and teresa really wanted it to be like same day for for the it all to happen in one episode well he's like i don't know if we could get it up from san diego and i was like look dude i'm just going to be real with you with peace and love i'm probably not going to want it tomorrow i'm just saying i'm probably not going to want this tomorrow just being honest like if you want the deal to go through like we should probably get this done today so he's like all right even just figuring out how to pay them was a whole big deal and well there was like a huge down payment and are cr they're like we need it on a credit card and so i had to call the bank to increase my credit card limit but i couldn't do it in one day and then i called to do the debit card and the office was closed so then we had to figure out like okay i'll give you partner check give your partner a credit card and then tomorrow i'll send you a wire for the rest like you know what i mean yeah it was crazy and then we hit like all this [ __ ] and then we got it done though all right so we're ready to come in and come with the porsche and i was like oh [ __ ] i gotta empty my car like this is crazy by the way ela sacrificed her car to me that was her gift to me yes yeah because nathan said that it's never really a good gift for me which is such [ __ ] you took that really hard yeah because i think i want to be a good gift giver i like to give gifts to people it's not your fault i know but still i'm not mad i know but it still sucks well you gave me a beautiful gift the other i mean was it yesterday no the day before is that what we're talking about yeah yeah yeah that trade-in was so brutal though like we literally had to pay them 20 dollars just to take the [ __ ] car off right because we had two years left on the lease oh brother this was such a mistake i love the car though it's pretty crazy i still can't believe it i i like i don't know what to think about it it's like it's a rolls-royce some of the features what are they doing in our driveway we cut out some of the stuff um uh at the dealership or whatever uh that only the the members saw but one of the things that blew me away is the um umbrella built into the door oh yeah that's the [ __ ] so there's another so on the back passenger sides doors there's an umbrella in both the doors and then apparently if the umbrella's soaking wet you can still put it back in the hole because there's fans in there built to dry it off is that car a v8 or is it a 12 cylinder bro i have no [ __ ] idea i'm like are you kidding me what's it called again what's like the model call again rolls royce coal again it's always saying that wrong i could be pulling again pulling in you're the suspension on the car it's all german engineering too so um yeah it's a what it's a v12 it's a v12 jack that goes yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just it's all uh better vv whatever the top v is it better be that it's a big ass engine yeah i still feel very surreal i don't know um i don't know if i can even drive it yet i haven't really processed i haven't tried driving it yet i'm scared sorry and then trisha was ready to buy another one while we were there i was like girl please she's like oh i want this one i'm gonna come back tomorrow and get her i was like please and then the sales guy was there like yeah let's do it and i was like no no no well don't be stupid i remember the first time i came here to the states was the first time i saw a rolls-royce here in l.a and i was like i really had to stop and take a good look at it i was like oh my god this is like the most beautiful thing now you're in one girl in the world that's getting pregnant in that car i'm just kidding i'm getting pregnant in the in-n-out parking lot girl gross so i mean i haven't even driven it that much we went on a long drive yesterday just kind of go putts around and see how it feels feels great it was fun it's huge heavy car like if i get an accident i ain't dying there that whole family is [ __ ] dead things are boat dude my can you see the weight on it yeah it's uh 6069 pounds is that a lot yes it's a heavy car so how much is like a tesla yeah how much is like a tesla model x tesla x it's probably because it's electric it's probably i would imagine really light actually uh let's see let me know i don't know actually no i'm wrong that's uh 5 000 to 5600 pounds so it's actually a pretty heavy car too and how much i can see how much is the colon electric batteries are pretty six thousand okay just let me know which cars are heavier on the road to so i can avoid them in a collision [Laughter] i want to know which cars i can destroy on the road your car is probably like five the weight of like five of my cars so please don't hit me okay just let me know which cars are close in weight just so i can avoid them on the road a semi semi truck okay good to know stay away from hummers yeah homer anymore i literally don't see homer's on the road ever anymore that's true forever i always hated hummers really because they're just like it's like okay dude carson is teenager but i mean yeah i was a teenager avoid uh range rovers uh oh the tahoe i can [ __ ] up a tahoe five thousand six hundred minus six thousand right yeah you can [ __ ] up at the top high tahoe see in the [ __ ] bottom of the lake the range we got to stay away from them all right we're uh we're at 33 minutes oh we barely got anywhere all right we're going to take a break to thank our sponsors when we come back do you want to maybe cut that it's a little ridiculous yeah i mean dan can cut it if he wants he could bleep 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recognize this this was uh the uh louis vuitton recently right this was just happened and everyone was kind of clowning on it yeah virgil uh put that together um for their fall winter campaign you wouldn't wear this well that's kind of what i kind of want to do with everybody is we play a little game of like hot or not with all these pieces in here it's the idea that these designers make something that is so outlandish because now we all are just kind of aware of it and then if you go look at the rest of the collection it's not like this right it's like basically it's click-baiting into checking out their fashion it's like high high level click bait so that's true i kind of like that i mean that's smart though i mean people do that in the business world where they make one statement piece right to pull people in good attention but i gotta say this piece on the right is kind of fired the one on the left looks kind of dumb i totally agree with you the one on the right the left like what i don't know it doesn't yeah it's just the new year cubicle and like not the one on the right is like that's legit jacket bro i would zip that on i mean how much do you think that jacket well they probably aren't for sale but because they probably made like one i mean just probably just one of one right yeah i couldn't find a price on those ones i mean the execution is good i think you know the one on the left i feel like i could make that like in fifth grade anyway so that so that's virgil so what do you got is it is it hot or not i would say the one on the right is hot but the one on the left i don't like i know he was getting clowned on a lot but i think it's it is hot on the right hot i didn't see the one on the right was that all i kept seeing was the one on the left so i guess because it looks so silly that's the one that is so controversial he was like damn it i knew i shouldn't have put that piece out all the other less of the collection is awesome yeah i mean it's interesting i like the piece on the right this one i've seen this one before as well oh was this all the way yeah this was balenciaga retail thirteen hundred dollars i hate this [ __ ] shirt i hate it i hated it from the second i laid eyes on it i've seen it before i knew it i knew it was gonna be balenciaga it's so [ __ ] dumb i literally hate everything about it it's thirteen hundred dollars i know that like um they're taking the piss but i still hate it so it definitely worked that was one of the bigger ones here though that like that that had the effect that they were looking for it was everywhere but like at the end of the day now we immediately knew it are you really going to balenciaga and shopping after you see this maybe i don't know but they i guess it's what ian is saying they got everyone talking about them maybe they are i don't know i tried to talk evil into making something like this recently and you said no mine you don't think i'm virgil well good thing we got some we got some pitches for you later so okay great good good good so this is not hot we're verdict not hot oh yeah double no this is the worst thing i literally hate it this one who made this one jimmy jeremy scott oh [ __ ] yeah this is i don't like this at all it's kind of funny we heart our customers free pickup and delivery i kind of like oh i believe this one uh for 800 i think oh that's kind of reasonable like in a weird way for a runway statement piece you like the hanger hat i don't like the hanger hat i think we didn't need that part but it looks like one of those goofy like joke like an arrow through the head to be honest it looks like a costume you could get on amazon for halloween exactly yeah but also you gotta wear an outfit underneath it's pretty funny is the dress part of it or does the dress choose your own adventure i don't know ian you're the expert wait what was that is the dress come with the outfit or is that a separate thing the dress underneath i think it's separate what do you think of the little stock that's pretty expensive then the sock bag the sock bag i like it's pretty funny yeah the sock bag i like i'm gonna vote hot on this one though okay you're voting hot yeah i think do you want to know my honest truth i've watched top fashion designer with ila like every season and i feel like it's all such dog [ __ ] like i'll watch something down the runway and all the judges are like oh we love it and i'm like what like i just don't understand high fashion or profession like i honestly can't say i i honestly can't say excuse me third gang oh god i gotta slow down the coffee had like two cups charged hard um okay if you guys say it's hot then i'll believe you i mean i don't know does that what makes it hot i mean i like the idea and also it's still pretty surprisingly wearable and excuse me wearable she has an anger on her head well you don't have to put the hanger on the hat i'm talking about the dress and the and the purse the dress is not part of the look i'm looking at it as i look whatever it's you buy the two layers i don't know okay apparently you guys i'm i'm i'm i'm lukewarm on it all right okay i don't think we have a lukewarm sound you know what [ __ ] it i don't like it i'm out okay bye that's not hot that's not hot okay now we're talking what do we have a couple more collections here yeah trash it's just called trash dress again this is the kind of court tour which i don't get it like people i don't like people will look at a [ __ ] see what i don't like here is literally like this kind of silhouette is whatever i've seen it a million times it's not that interesting to me and i feel like katy perry would totally wear it and i would hate it trash on trash a little bit repetitive thing i'm just kidding i don't hate her um yeah this is the kind of thing that i would see on like um top fashion designer human project project runway yeah i don't know i'm like what are you doing and then every and then all the judges go oh my god i love it's like oh and i'd be like i don't understand what everybody sees that i don't it's just like a different language i don't know what i'm looking at no it looks dumb it's bad it's stupid also it's obvious it's like okay trash that's why i like the other one i feel like it's still kind of flattering too flattering yeah it's just a see-through bag well like the shoulder part i don't know it's pretty clever it's just like it's like we get it it's like they're just trying it's like everyone they've everyone's done everything so now they're doing all this outrageous stupid [ __ ] that's true that is part of what happens when you're a fashion designer they've probably all of them they've done everything already so how do you still make something new you know if you go to the the next photo too it's kind of in the similar um theme which i guess i appreciate that it's all linked i guess it's the raiden hat from mortal kombat i mean the dress is kind of cool oh it's like garbage bags right the bag is awesome i think the dress is garbage bags like two-ton garbage bags or whatever it's supposed to look like it i'm sure it's actually expensive fabric yeah it's like italian [ __ ] sweat leather i think that bag is awesome yeah the bag is cool i guess i don't know like again it's like what am i okay cool it's like is it if i saw someone wearing this down the street i'd be like what the [ __ ] is wrong with her i mean you do only wear a t-shirt and shorts like everything i'll stop you know i have a good taste in fashion you know i have a good sense of fashion admit it right now you do but give them a little bit of a it's a little try hard i know they're on the runway though but i mean god what are we doing here yeah it's a little try hard the hat how about here's an idea untie the ribbon take one of these garbage bags off and throw your outfit in it no i think the hat is try hard i'll agree with you on that one also what does it say about her that she's trash like she's got the lid on her head she's trash she's in the garbage can she is oscar the grouch yeah garbage it's better than this one this one i hate yeah this silhouette is so boring also it invokes like image like feelings of like an empty lot full of trash like on the side of the road like just it evokes like really negative feelings looking at it you know um mcdonald's chic anyone this is all by jeremy scott the last couple so he's kind of like the meme guy you know on the runway it seems so this is like mcdonald's chic clearly well i actually like the dress i like the dress the hat and wear the dress for sure yeah the dress is really nice i like the dress i don't like the hat and i don't like the background that's the thing about the runaway i mean you're not you don't necessarily take it literally and wear it on the street but you take just the dress you can wear right i mean i know yeah the bag is the item that went to retail and uh that's sold out of course it did you know how much they said everyone loves mcdonald's yeah it's sold for uh 12.65 i wonder how many they made you know 12.65 like i i'm so curious about quantities on these really high-end items i just i have no idea is there a thousand is it 500 is it 10 000. you know i just i'm dying to know how much these they sell so 100 000 i mean i don't know i have no idea because like louis vuitton does like billions of dollars a year so they're selling ungodly amounts of this [ __ ] yeah i mean it's also worldwide you know i mean it looks like a really nice bag i'm not gonna hate on that jeremy scott is really talented i know some of his work i'll fight him what does he look like let's see what jeremy's causing i don't like jeremy scott let's see what it looks like i mean i like that he makes super creative stuff ooh oh bro you really walk around like that we don't like him you don't like him is this what you want me to dress like so that i could tell the world that i have a good fashion sense probably okay shout out jeremy scott shout out to his family he looks like the shout out to your family guy shout out to his family okay he's out there doing his thing god bless him the next one is a is an all-star in in the click bait realm i think the dhl this has got to be oh so veterans is known for taking the piss out of everyone like literally and it's i mean i know they're joking but people still buy it and then wear it literally it's just a straight up dhl shirt like people will think you work for dhl bedaments retail 261 dollars it's a vet bond oh it's called provost vetmon yeah what is the language it's french it's french i think oh so meta i can't i can't do it it's funny wait i mean who's the joke on though the people buying it kind of they're like i dare you to buy this shirt for 261 dollars idiot and wear and look like a dhl's worker i know you know meanwhile dhl who's like kind of the shittiest carrier of all of them like it's not even like a good one you know it's okay it's like the [ __ ] you get from china that you need to sign for and you're not quite sure if it's gonna arrive or not and then and you know dhl is like why are we doing this collab but okay you're paying me like a million dollars so yes wait wait wait one of the top designer brands in the world wants to collab with dhl okay they're like hi can we talk to your head of collaborations they're like we just send [ __ ] over from china the next uh three photos are also from them at a recent uh show they put it on at a mcdonald's this yeah their photos on vitamins are also like super weird so what is it has like huge shoulder pads i kind of like this one i'm not gonna lie french writer i kinda like them they make really funny stuff it's outside of mcdonald's and then you've got this guy walking after him like he's up to something i do like this jacket and those guys next who's this [ __ ] that's the guy behind him so this guy's also invest so it's like an extremely oversized dress shirt with a what does the tag say is that part of the shirt i think it says capitalism hello this piece is horrible i hate it so much wait is the tie on part of it too ian is it all just like printed on there i don't think the tie is printed on there like it might be sewn on there or something i think it's a real tie okay i wasn't sure because i never know with them i just hate at the size it's like so enormous also hello capitalism is like cool dude awesome i'm 14 this is deep i don't like it pretty epic i can hear your fanny and god bless oh he's wearing sandals stop elo say something i hate the sandals i do not get that i do not approve you can't give them a pass on that [ __ ] it's like they're trying to make the ugliest yeah yeah and people still buy it so they did this like big collab with star wars just because he's wearing a star wars hat and i saw it was all on sale at the end of the year just so you know so people didn't buy that one yeah and super expensive god those sandals are something else bro like if you saw him walking down the street you'd be like oh my god he's in a ten thousand dollar outfit or you'd be like this guy's a weirdo like oh wow this guy is fashionably like this guy's [ __ ] really weird guy but i feel like that's the thing for people who are so in the fashion like the technically normal good stuff are too boring for them so right they have to be like they're speaking like a private language that only they speak so like anyone who knows will be like oh that guy knows you know what i mean it's like a private little nod this the model's just like what the [ __ ] that's not hot so more mcdonald's shoots um this shirt's fine i'll probably get it but again are you sure this isn't printed on i feel like this is printed on the shirt ian why it fits the motion because because that's what would put the shirt over the edge of being absurd that they would make you got to find the the picture on their website um i promise you it's not it's it's he's wearing it well this is a normal shirt then well it's not look at the silhouette it's not that bad it's like a nice shirt so you like it or you don't i do like it okay yeah yeah i like this shirt that's hot it's not that but how is this click it's not really clickbaity it's just a short the whole concept i guess of them looking like what would you call it like a mcdonald's officer security officer okay this is [ __ ] weird for sure this one is weird no that's the kind of stuff rick owens i don't really okay so rick owens the stuff before i kind of enjoy it it puts a smile on my face it's like is that a real person on her back it looks like it oh god this is just okay so what i thought at first was that it was like a life like looking backpack and i was like that's cool actually but it's a real person so i mean that makes it worse in my opinion just to double back the the uh security guy it's not printed on the shirt oh yeah thank you for the clarification i think i know my stuff just checking you know so what is this he's selling a harness like what is he selling exactly and she's a harness for a person yeah so this is not hot i don't like it we don't like it ian you want to weigh in or not uh not hot maybe the next one ah that's not hot what the [ __ ] so this one is basically the front version i hate it hold on don't rush to judgment i hate it rick owen with the hair too why is it so so uh you know when you flip a backpack front way so she basically did that but her ass is about one inch from her nose i hate it but again what are you selling a strap are you selling me a human being statement what do you do you like this one zach it's more like a 69 than a fashion statement zach would love to wear this on a hot that was a really loud diarrhea sound with a nice echo reverb thank you zach hate it this is what i'm saying everybody's trying so hard it's like they stopped that was like old news to me i feel like that would have been done in like 10 years ago i don't think this was ever cool that's my point is like just stop oh my god okay this i hate more than anything that's not hot okay so it's like a giant onesie with huge glove pieces and you look good you you comment you're the you're the expert um the concept is kind of funny but it doesn't look good on him i don't like i don't like that open chest i mean what am i supposed to do with this really isn't this a like a fetish that we looked at one time oh after dark oh my god oh you're totally right there is a net fetish okay so they're doing runways for knit fetishes now i mean how niche are we getting i wonder if they even know about the fetish i think they're just yeah they might be in they're making a mistake they might not know i mean it's a pretty it's a pretty close-knit community me daddy i don't like this i hate it so much the big hands give me anxiety yeah i hate it like the hands are so big i just [ __ ] hate it bruh no no no no so here's another one a knit fetish no oh this is so net fetish no no that's what theodore says again literally hate it i just don't like it it's not even aesthetically pleasing the big hands give me anxiety ah that's not hot right [Music] oh my god got that roger rabbit villain vibes [Music] that's a really good observation i hate it i mean i hate it also i hate this i don't hate it as much as that at once if we're right this is the worst thing ever yeah this is probably my least favorite yeah it's like at least it's kind of cool how they put it together right that's true technically it's impressive i'm curious what the [ __ ] is it because it's like looks like 2d that's pretty impressive but that's about it oh there's 13 more images let's go oh my god what this isn't real what is this ian yeah this is real a designer named sam kim from uh okay fashion weekend 22. this is def this is good it looks like tom segura in there so this is this is my favorite one it's trash bags are inflated airbags and um there's one for each arm and one for each leg this is fire oh god yeah there must be a fan or something because it's staying at fleso inflated you know i hate it it's getting steamy oh you know we should do ella we should get mexican today because i can do keto mexican we haven't ordered out okay i think you're gonna work on your planks yes okay i'm so [ __ ] hungry looking at this daddy in the garbage bag this one i really like because it's like because i'll tell you why it's so [ __ ] dumb you know that they're not trying it's literally just like this is so [ __ ] dumb it's actually funny that's not even debate like yeah i'm gonna cruise around in this yeah no one is really expecting that also i love the model he used it looks like tom segura like it's not some high-end it's just a dude and a queen i mean god bless all inclusive all right next we have um by the same designers it looks like a red like a mangas right a manga character a little bit so this is like a he's like inflatable chic like pool floaty chic i just want to say inflatable it's not that new yeah this is a different designer for this one i mean okay this is this one i hate i hate it so much because they didn't do anything she's literally just holding a pool inflatable and put her head through it and literally everybody's standing here like oh uh interesting they're like looking at it like there's there's nothing that doesn't mean anything there's she's holding a pool a pool a kiddie pool and her head is through it there's nothing to analyze or sit there and ponder it's just [ __ ] stupid right thank you oh that's that's what i'm saying i just feel like the whole floaty shake is so been done like a million times it's just like we get it someone makes the statement once and then we all move on it's not hot it's not new it's not cool get your [ __ ] head out of your ass and start designing yeah that's not hot this one i love of course balenciaga yet again hits with the ikea bag for 2145 i'm assuming it's not made of plastic like the ikea bag no it's not it's probably like a leather this was actually designed by the guy who does all of the ventman stuff demna it's the same same guy hi what do you do yeah i design a [ __ ] [ __ ] for people i just design uh expensive ikea bags yeah so two thousand retails pretty pretty good were they trying to make it look like an ikea bag are you just goofing on them i mean that that was the observation everyone made i i even ikea made like a response i mean clearly i would not buy that but that's how much balenciaga costs you know funny though oh god what the f oh oh my god look at this picture on the right wait what is that related 500 9-foot extendo pants is this the jeans on the right yeah is that a real photo yeah yeah those are the jeans what the [ __ ] bro yeah exactly i'm just thinking it reminded me of all retreats we got to buy these for all of our dreams why is it so skinny are you supposed to roll them up or something like super big that's what they say yeah what would that even look like i can find a picture quick they're only 500 bucks by the way because that's like three dreams i mean jeans are like over a hundred dollars easy let's say 150 bucks for a nice pair of jeans that's like three jeans together so if you do times three that's 450 that's barely more than an ordinary amount of jeans what is this product what the [ __ ] like five hundred dollars like they're trying to make it accessible you know what i mean like i just want everyday people to be able to buy these [Music] this is nightmarish in my opinion it makes me anxious yeah i hate it i sent you the picture of them rolled up oh okay so that makes more that definitely makes more sense it's like it's a yeah that makes a lot more sense than this yeah that's kind of funny yeah it looks crazy but it makes sense as like a look sharpay ass pants fascinating yeah chanel uh oh what chanel up to a boomerang a [ __ ] boomerang why the [ __ ] was janelle boomerang fifteen hundred dollars man chanel is one of those brands their clothes is really nice but it is so expensive bro oh my god everyone what is this supposed to be it's a boomerang like a home decoration or what it's a boomerang what is a boomerang you toss it well like trisha bought like a chanel bird cage that's a purse though oh it's a purse yeah boomerang's kind of hype you use it for self-defense they got a a decent amount of backlash for this too for kind of using indigenous australian culture for like this big expensive fashion item it's [ __ ] boomerang bro that shit's like you can't i mean the boomerang i feel like has gone mainstream at this point i don't think i didn't know that people didn't yeah boomerangs are like come on boomerang's been in mainstream culture for a long time now i didn't know that it was some indigenous thing chanel's two thousand dollar boomerang criticized for humiliating indigenous australian culture i mean humiliating i'm not going to tell them how to feel but i'm sure they were like what people are mad about the boomerang now it's a pretty weird product i don't get it it's a weird product it's like you didn't have to make this for sure sometimes in the design room people are like okay we just need something totally off the wall for this drop boomerang okay up next we've got balenciaga back at it again see i like these shoes this is cool these shoes are cool because they're colorful they're weird they look super different it's obviously very functional and i've never seen a shoe like that that being said they are four thousand two hundred dollars that's like how they're kind of described online but like yeah i mean this is a product that i think is really cool yeah you know there's no legos though come on dan you know what they mean i know what a lego is i don't i'm not seeing anything like that they're called that's all i'm saying okay all right let's not get into that over soon this is a paper bag made of leather three hundred dollars hmm as a bag uh what i don't like it because like i don't want to just carry a bag like that yeah also like why do you want to look see this is stupid i'll tell you why you're trying to look poor who wants to carry around a paper bag i get it you made leather that looks like a paper bag that's impressive god bless whatever i'm not buying that nobody should buy that period it's a good deal though seem worse okay hermes leather horse 133 800 dollars yeah it's just a big leather horse i don't like it it's hideous yeah it's like a desecration it's like yeah they say uh kosher you shouldn't use the milk of the animal with the animal because it's an insult to the animal this is a deck secretion you're using the leather i know leather is from cows but still they're kind of related so they're using the leather from the cows to desecrate a [ __ ] the likeness of a horse it just doesn't seem right good they drive a hard bargain though at 140 000. destroyed sneakers that's kind of funny i kind of like this one but like i like this if it actually doesn't fall apart which i doubt it would you know what i mean it's built to last i'm assuming at 1400 yeah destroyed sneakers some people like that look i don't know but you know people like the dirty sneaker look like gucci was selling dirty sneakers i i think last year that was like what was in this is odd it's a jacket it's kind of weirding me out i don't like it i mean that the execution is cool it's impressive but i just don't like the hands yeah that's an attention getter i mean like everybody's gonna be staring at your ass with that thing on 1200 bucks i don't know i'm all i i don't know how to feel about this but mostly i feel negative about it the supreme rip brick i love the supreme brick because this was a very specific statement by supreme okay because supreme is very self-aware and they're basically like we can sell you a [ __ ] brick and they did yeah i mean it's almost like a statement that's being thrown around like there's they can put their logo on anything and people will buy it but they can't sell you a brick and then they did but also they only sold it for 30 bucks which i know it's a lot for a brick but it's not like they're selling it for a thousand bucks and i i think that's really important for the picture to be cool because if they were signing it for a thousand that's kind of annoying yeah so i think people don't realize that supreme they think of supreme as first of all it is expensive but the resale market is where it can get really expensive if you can get it on their website before it sells out the prices are not as bad as you would think maybe just found it on stockx 250 bucks yeah you guys want it no i'm not interested in the supreme brick but i'm just saying i would buy it for 30 bucks i've always wanted one of those yeah it's collectible i mean it's a record piece it's a cool statement yeah i i like the supreme break like a piece of history now yeah i like the supreme brick the moment it came out ridiculously high fashion item oh the game showed up yeah when i googled that i was very surprised that's funny this isn't edited no it's not i checked on my phone too so let's see what came up uh some kind of face mask a kfc hoodie and pants and again what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what oh my god are you serious this show's up hold on i'm typing ridiculously high fast give it a shot oh yeah i'm gonna do it you're [ __ ] with me just high fashion or items ridiculous high fashion items okay that's what i typed i don't see ads i'm not getting that shopping ad images do i have block on or something yeah who cares i agree with them by the way the gatsby is ridiculously high fashion all right so that was fun i mean i've learned a lot overall i always appreciate most of them because i still think it's it's like a form of art and they're making a statement spicing up the the fashion world because i mean if that's all you do i'm sure it gets so repetitive you know we're kind of new to like making clothes i think you're you're right in that it's like they have this imagine after 20 years of making clothes you're like so is it like this where they have like a whole collection and then one of the items is just there for a gag or is the whole collection just like all gab well it depends not that i know that much too i'm just saying based on what i think i know um i feel like it depends also if you're looking at like couture runway or like couture is not really meant for you to even wear necessarily but um even in like let's say nakutu just a runway like louis vuitton runway i think they do probably just make a couple that are mostly statement pieces and not necessarily like this is gonna be your daily jacket you know i'm gonna just walk out i i i think that um oh my cat's ass is in the way yeah [Music] uh i think you know maybe it's time teddy fresh could get in on some of this yep i love it high fashion stuff so uh we each have have a pitch for you guys everyone's got one fantastic video so all right let me watch this video so it's all in here first up is zach oh my goodness so you guys went to the new office and filmed this right our empty office that we have we're waiting on the plans yes sir this is zach yes sir the fat bird what this is awesome this is better than most the [ __ ] i saw on there that's pretty awesome like if this went down the if this was on that list i would be like i like this one yep wow [Music] this is great i love the fabric i think that's hot so we refresh people's memory on what the fat burns oh there's little turds on it oh there it is so the fat burger we learned is when you're what happens when you flush baby wipes down the drain none of them are flushable some of them say flush with a lot they get stuck in the sewer the sewage system and blocks the whole [ __ ] cities you know sewage and they have to drill it out it's called a fat burg creating the sewage monsters damn that's really good this is this uh that that's the this piece this piece has little little poopies on it um features little poopies little wet wipes that you know authentic that was beautiful yeah and um little sewage rats on the shoulder pads okay let me see do you have any flat shots of this that i can take a closer look at the details yeah i'll send you one second i personally love this and i'm not saying that if this was on that if this was made by vetements or some other oh i gotta say it's pretty flattering i think zach looks good in it i agree it is it's a good silhouette it's a good silhouette with the nail polish still it's well conceived i mean really truly hi this is hot news teddy fresh drop what do you think yeah teddy fresh [ __ ] it yeah let's tell it whoa all right we've got dan as the forehead diamond oh no [ __ ] way oh my god yo this is this is good wait this is better than my god oh oh no [Music] spiderman memes you gotta have it in there oh my goodness this is amazing amazing you guys i could totally see jeremy scott do this look i'm once again floored i don't know if you expected us to not like people but i actually i genuinely love this like once again if this was made by jeremy scott or venomous or something i'd be like that's my favorite on the list yeah and knowing the inspiration too it's like oh bet you think that's a big diamond wait to see my outfit damn good job modeling yeah crush that when you put the eyes in front of your head i was like oh wait wait wait you know it's like when the sometimes the designers have these really dramatic things where the dress falls i felt like that was yeah called a runaway moment yeah you had a runway moment when the eyes went over your head i'm trying to find your runway moment again oh bro get out of here dan you were born for this [Music] oh my goodness that's amazing oh my god i can't these are so [ __ ] good holy [ __ ] that's amazing you know in project runway there's usually like kind of like a challenge like this and then the winner gets to actually the the winner look gets to actually be manufactured and sold on some website yeah they sell it on like amazon or like something terrible something terrible yeah but um this reminds me of that well what are you saying then i'm wondering if we should pick a logan and make it teddy fresh forehead diamond cardboard get your card for her yo i am so impressed i am holy [ __ ] okay wow wow i couldn't choose between the two i love them both so much next up we have the power of shungai now ian i know you hold shungite near and uh what do you say how near and dear so this is the power it's a dead meme don't care what's dead about it it's vibra look at it it's vibrant and humming right now as well it looks very current very cyber truck cavaliers here let's go i'm in i bought a whole bunch of water oh wow oh your hands are your shoulders are heads are those your hands or your shoulder blades my shoulders are the galaxy brain oh dude you have galaxy brain shoulders anybody know what shungite is oh my god this is magical oh no [Music] honestly this could be a great runway not even joking i feel so at peace wow speechless now this is next level current stuff not the [ __ ] blow up looks that's been done like early 2000s probably i don't know i am floored floored i am floored oh that shungite look was so peaceful i want that the galaxy brain shoulders and like the curves angles we could reimagine that for teddy fresh so ian you thought we were going to come out here and hate all these and be like oh we don't think that's good for teddy fish i'm sorry but i'm picking up this whole line yo this is such a powerful moment i was feeling it oh my god you became shungite this is so insane bro i can't believe what i'm seeing a little pretzel look protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air holy [ __ ] bruh oh my god each one gets better oh god wait till we got one more to go whoa uh first of all first of all thank you for being updated because i know that my wikifeed score is in flux a lot and this one is he pulled it yesterday yeah thank you i appreciate that it's updated who's in this one baby didn't recognize the body so abs looks to be my foot the perfect foot i know it's my focus the score obviously i love that the score is so recognizable like you immediately know giant [ __ ] butt nails this is something else entirely how is this happening so ethan has three toes well it's an interpreter oh wait no here's the nails yeah the shoulders yeah come on these are too fast i need to enjoy this for longer i feel like can i be honest this content is way too good to just be put bearing in the middle of our podcast this is next level content right here [Laughter] what happened to all these costumes ian where are they dan has much of it's actually in my car outside because i wonder if we can do something with it on friday i mean it's just it's so good but it's a lot of like putting on taking off maybe when we finally move into the new office we can all ascend you know what i mean yeah well we're keeping them so oh ian i have some behind the scenes footage you do good nice i want that i need that in my life because this is the best thing i've ever seen so impressive guys i feel like my favorite part about this one is the sign i don't know why it's like so it's so recognizable and simple i immediately knew what it was it's powerful man i could easily see this selling for ten thousand dollars on vitamins it looks like a dark souls villain right for sure it does yeah [Music] work it work it work it work it people we love it we love it take a bow take an absolute bow people wow wow take a bow i feel like we don't deserve this good content so wait there's something good cheesy this is when we were trying to do the walking now step to the dead like four steps okay one two three now a little forward just a little bit now right there great now stop no you're walking like a thumb maybe [Applause] ian says part of ian's notes here is brutally rejects us and saying it's not good sorry bro dan wrote that oh dan i thought that's how it would go is you know maybe you're like these this is the best hi that is the single best high fashion show i've ever seen and i'm not just saying that all that [ __ ] i just saw in the before leading up to this is trash old [ __ ] news ian you need to become a high fashion designer bro you just ascended you this work is too menial for you [Music] uh i also got to give some credit to sam who helped me with a lot of things yeah you know sam is basically a full-time employee at this point we gotta just hire her i know should we just hire sam i i'm screwing with your sleep schedule when i've run it yeah i need you to paper mache a giant thumb that's awesome she's up for it i mean shout out to sam the mystery girl by the way we should love her wow it's gone the wild card right the wild card shout out to her family so ian can we hire you again on teddy fresh yeah well uh these you know these uh pieces range from you know five to 25 million so maybe we can work something out um very high level very high level i got to give a big shout out to you ian i mean i was blown away that's amazing yeah i'm blown away i'm blown away this is the greatest thing i've ever seen i mean i just i feel like this video was not long enough it makes me so sad that um we had to do this remote because i would have loved to even be there and shoot even more about it which is your favorite um the fatberg is just perfect the eye is perfect the diamond eye is perfect like dan worked it and there was such a runway moment with the eyes yeah also the execution on the diamond like the shiny foil is just fantastic i mean get out look at this look at this runway moment put it in there don't do it don't do it yeah no he didn't do it for me that one i keep missing the runway moment oh and he puts his neck up and [ __ ] like that next level runway moment the shungite was just it hit so hard and so powerful i felt like the end the negative energy waves were being blocked that i really did [Music] anybody know what shanghai the foot i mean all give praise to the perfect fight you know what i mean yeah a b working it those giant the nails for shoulders again you went over the top you didn't have to do it but you did it anyway why'd you do it to him had to that's why wow blown away incredible work thank you to my models who crushed it did a good job dan has dan has a future in runway walking definitely yeah dan you've got you definitely got an honorable mention on that working that [ __ ] that diamond look which is the most accessible do you think for a mainstream audience to wear yeah that's so cute i feel like uh the shun gut really the shungite yeah i could see a dress like that with heads on the shoulders and like because i feel like we should probably try to convert one of these to a mainstream look that's my hunch i i could see someone wearing it if it was a little um a little bit muddy yeah what you mean with the shungite what about the foot you weren't vibing on the foot for mainstream look i mean there's something there it's not the big pile of [ __ ] covered wipes in the sewer that would i like i mean i can't say i don't like that one i'd basically just be selling a ghillie suit though with [ __ ] on it man i don't know how i follow that up with anything how long we've been going dan about an hour and a half i'm going to wrap it up i'm not going to follow this without nothing follows this nothing what other behind the same footage you got um i didn't get a lot because we didn't have a lot of time but i got us getting there putting on the outfits and i figured out maybe i get some more from ian since he uh since he made the outfits but i got zan uh zach zipping up the bodysuit and it breaking on me immediately that happens way too often man that was your guys's first time being all together in one room and yeah pretty much how long yeah first first time for me ever yeah yeah all four of us how's the space in there i mean it's amazing it's so awesome to have a place like that to uh well yeah i mean that part's not awesome but um just having that available you know in the past if we wanted to do something like that we'd have to find a warehouse to rent and speak and just like being able to be like hey we'll just roll over there and shoot this thing also the brick wall look great like i mean it's a good setting it doesn't feel like you're in an office for sure right i can't wait until it's the studio it won't be never we got that we got those buildings like six months ago at this point maybe even longer i don't know yeah it was about six months when i started well we'll see you guys on friday thank you for watching i really can't follow this up with anything i just want to let it sit it was that good i don't want to touch it with anything great job to all the models to the designer to sam she's like associate designer yes to sam who's basically um the secret beatle aka the unpaid employee you're the salary to play she's the unsalaried employee wow all right guys we'll see on friday for after dark live until then take care god bless be safe peace and love shout out for the island shout out to the iron man all right guys see you next time

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 841,110

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila

Id: C8aNuscqVig

Length: 96min 37sec (5797 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 25 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/xickfellow]

Awesome to see the creativity and humor of the crew come out in full force, and to have Ethan and Hila reacting to it genuinely. Great moves, keep it up!

[u/TDeLo]

My. God.

They paid the dealership 20k for the privilege of them taking their 1 year old Porsche off their hands just so they could buy a $300,000 tank. Fucking lol.

[u/misasin]

Can a fashion week be designed forever and ever by Ian with Dan as a leading model?

[u/Alain-Christian]

The timestamps don’t seem to be disappearing anymore but just in case:

0:38 - Teddy Fresh update

2:22 - You need to place those on an even surface

17:00 - Semen Security

20:45 - 블랙핑크

33:22 - One for the record books

33:59 - (Just for me, the sound of Ian's mic cutting on: BONK! 😏🥴)

42:16 - Not ready to wear

48:56 - “I hate it!”

1:01:36 - “A high-end 69.”

1:02:51 - “The hands are so big I just fuckin’ hate it, brah.”

1:08:42 - “Shar-Pei-ass pants”

1:19:10 - Higher fashion

1:22:02 - “It’s called a ‘runway moment.’”

[u/thespacefaerie]

Every single week I'm more and more impressed about Ian. He's such a comedic genius, I love him.

[u/JukeFlute]

AB is so quiet lately

[u/DrSillyBitchez]

Damn I’m the same weight as Ethan. Maybe I need to be on the keto too fuck me

[u/gloompicnic]

Hearing Hila talk about wrinkles...girl I'm 26 and I have more visible wrinkles than her

[u/[deleted]]

Go back and un-censor Ethan’s gerd right now. The podcast is unwatchable without it