- This is what I look like, huh. I Look like, fucking
Edward Scissorhands bro. Hey there, welcome to my channel. If you are new here,
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(claps) I love using my green screen. Okay, I love it a lot. I love using it, I have
so much fun using it. And if you've seen any of my videos, you're well aware of that. Some people have actually
called me a green screen fiend. (audience cheering) I've never actually heard
anyone call me that. I haven't like, read that anywhere, but, I feel like, someone
might've said that. I love my green screen, I use it a lot, but, I've been thinking. (upbeat rhythmic music) Believe it or not. And I have come to the conclusion, that I might rely on my green screen, a little too much in my videos. I kinda lean on it, a little
bit too much sometimes. I pour lean on it too much, and it's like, the green screen is
like, oh, I'm fucked up. But no, I may go a little
overboard with the, you know, the effects and the
edits with it and everything. And I don't wanna rely on that, okay. And I wanna fix that, okay. And the only way to fix that, is to do a complete and
total green screen purge. Like in that one episode of community, when Troy and Abed, they wanna be normal. So, they have the 24 hour wired
down in their Dreamatorium - Oh my God. - Isn't tonight Shirley's
wedding rehearsal. Look at how We're dressed. - Yes, this simply won't do. Let's change into something appropriate for the occasion and be on our way. - I agree. Try not being normal.
- Try not being normal. - So, I am challenging myself, to make the dumbest,
weirdest, most idiotic things I could possibly create,
with my green screen. I asked on my Instagram story. If you guys could send me some,
suggestions for me to make, I'll take you through the
process, filming it and editing it and I'll show you the final product, it'll be a lot of fun, okay. And if this video is entertaining and fun and you like it, maybe,
this'll be a series. A guillotine, okay, yeah,
we'll do a guillotine scene. A guillotine scene. Come out of a butt like poop. (laughs) Dude I wish I could, but I feel like that, I'd have to show very graphic things and I'd get demonetized, or probably just,
removed off the platform. Green screen yourself
into other people's video like you did a collab,
that's pretty funny. Okay, that's a contender,
you live in a urinal. That just seems like, they're just saying like not even a suggestion though, Yay, stinky boy, you
live in a urinal, I bet. Stinky little piss, boy aren't you? for your birthday you
eat a urinal cake, huh? Make your own cringe-y hallmark movie. That is a good idea too,
poop? You as a gladiator having to
fight your centaur self, POV. You're one of the paintings
but in the same staircase. (crosstalk) You giving birth to you. (crosstalk) Huge, massive penis. Okay, so we have a lot. I feel like I need to, you
know, condense it a little bit Let's do that, over,
over at my desk, okay. So, lets go plan this out, come on. (upbeat music) So, I got the guillotine
one, YouTuber collab, Hallmark movie, Gladiator
fighting centaur. I don't wanna just like, do them. You know, just be like. Yeah, it's my head getting
chopped off, like the end. You know, I want it to be like funny and entertaining, right, so, I'm gonna try to make these a little different, we're gonna go above and beyond, it's gonna be more work. But, you know what? It's, it's all good! I'm thinking for the guillotine one, I will, I'll get my head chopped off, but, I don't die. So for the collab, I'm thinking. I feel like I need to be put into a video that I, like I shouldn't be in. Right, I feel like that's the whole joke. (chuckles)
Like the Loly apology video, I'm just in the background. Like, she's sorry, trust me.
(chuckles) Okay, for now, I'll just be put in, video where I'm not supposed to be. So, another Hallmark movie. I feel like Hallmark movies
are all the same, right? It's like a girl, who lives and works in the big city at like a magazine. She moves back to her hometown, and she doesn't want to be there. But then she meets some
guy and they fall in love, and she stays in her hometown, that's literally the product
of every Hallmark movie ever. I should just do that, then I guess. Okay, so then the gladiator
fighting my centaur self. So, this is from the,
the man tracker video, the referencing the man
tracker video that I did. where I, edited myself
to look like a centaur. I have to find like a gladiator outfit. What did they wear? (chuckles) I don't even know dude, sandals. I don't know, I don't know. I'm gonna try and make
it, like really like epic like action movie, and then,
some crazy is gonna happen. Trust me guys. Okay, so maybe, I'll check back with you guys, once I'm
done, scripting all of these. And so he scripted and
script he did, after a few hours of hard work, our good friend Kurtis finished the funniest script, of all time. This is gonna take so long to do. (chuckles)
I regret this already. But, it's all good, I'm
excited, It'll be fun. I'm gonna start filming
tomorrow, so, see you tomorrow. (upbeat music) Okay, I'm filming these green
screen things today, wearing the same shirt as yesterday, all good. And that's fine. I'm, I'm not looking forward to this. And so, he filmed and filmed he did. After a while, our friend
Kurtis grew fatigued and he wanted to quit,
but then he realized he was creating art,
and art knows no rest. (shrieks) And so he finished filming. And finished filming he did. And that's a rap. (upbeat music) So, I'm doing this
guillotine scene right now. I thought I'd just show you guys, the process of me editing, the shot where my head gets cut off. And I don't, really know
how I'm gonna edit this yet. I'm just gonna kind of
figure it out all the way, which is how I usually do it
all the time in my videos. So, upside down.
(laughs) So, now we just gotta key it. The fun thing about green screen stuff. Like, I didn't really, nobody
really taught me how to do it. I just kinda figured it out. So, I don't really know what
these tools do that much. I kinda just like, fuck around with them until, it looks good. So, I guess I need a
background for this scene. I searched medievil village and I, can never spell
that fucking word right. Why do they spell it like that? Oh, we got this one right here. It's got a fucking, one of
these thingies, hand, holder. (distant female voice) So, now the hard part is just, fitting my head through here, and having it, kinda look real. So, bam! That's a little slow. (chuckles) The slowest guillotine drop ever. (upbeat music) Look at that, it doesn't
look wired at all, Look at how little, my head is. (laughs) So, now I have all the
things like, isolated, the head file, the animated
guillotine, and my body. Let's see what that looks like. This doesn't look that bad. I mean, it doesn't look good, but it doesn't look that bad. (blade slashing) And there you go, that is how you edit a perfect, movie quality, Hollywood quality guillotine scene. I hope you enjoyed that. I'm gonna work on the rest of the sketch, and I'll play it once I'm done. (upbeat music) Okay, I'm gonna drop the guillotine now. (blade slashing) Wow, hey buddy, thanks
for doing that by the way, those arms and legs and torso of mine, were really starting to piss me off. Hey, you know, no need to
thank me, just doing my job. Alright, well I guess, I'll head out. Oh,
(chuckles) That's a good one, I've never heard that before, that's really funny. Now seriously, I might
need some help though. 'Cause I, I don't have legs anymore. Yeah, yeah, I'll help you. (upbeat music) Wow! ♪ People let me tell you
about my best friend ♪ ♪ And to love you until the end ♪ Yes Peek a boo! ♪ People let me tell you
about my best friend ♪ (laughs) ♪ People let me tell you about ♪ This has been so much fun, it really has. I think I'm falling head overhead for you. Me too. Alright, where are we off to next? (upbeat gentle music) oh, no, no. (upbeat music) I think I'm in the wrong room. (upbeat music) Okay, so this next video I'm doing is a, the YouTuber collab
and I'm putting myself into Thomas Petrus guys, a apology, explanation video about that whole like, high post drama thing. You'll notice in the video, He's, it's him in the background,
there's like this bed. So, I'm gonna be sitting
on this bed the whole time. Okay, the tough thing is,
just getting the size right. 'Cause now I just look
like I'm on his shoulder. That's pretty much it. So, I'm gonna work on this, get it done, and I'll, play it when it's done, enjoy. (upbeat music) - Hi every body, If you
guys do not know who I am, my name is Thomas Petrus,
and a couple of days. - Yes, Mommy. (cartoon voice) Oh my god. Yes, I returned that video to blockbuster like, eighteen years ago, you don't have to keep calling me, okay? (cartoon voice) Yeah, I'm just a Thomas right now. Yeah, he's filming some apology,
video about his eyebrows. I don't, I don't really
know, I wasn't listening. You'll pick out a McDonald Yeah, can I get my usual please? Yeah, yeah, Big Mac, no bun, no meat, no cheese, no lettuce,
no pickle, no onion. Yeah.
(cartoon voice) Okay, great. And sweet and sour sauce to drink, yeah. What does Thomas, Tom, Tommy,
Thomas, McDonald's, mommy my mom's getting us
McDonald's what do you want? - I want you to hang out
with that and I connect - Stop, stop talking to the
camera, what do you want? - Actually going to do it, I
would love to be a part of it - Fucking oh my God dude, okay, he's on I don't know, just get him a fish filet, no bun, no fish, no cheese, okay. (cartoon voice) Okay, I'll, I'll see you in a bit. Bye, bye mommy. (cartoon voice)
Bye. - We became friends and I
started shooting for her a lot. And just to clear up a
few things for people. - Guys, he's not wearing any pants. (static) Take deep breaths, deep
breaths, okay, good, good. Okay, now push, push. (groans) Oh, (cries) he looks just like me. (upbeat music) (applause) I'm back, okay, so now it's time to edit the movie trailer, the Hallmark movie trailer. This is, probably gonna be
the one that takes the longest because, movie trailers
take a long time to edit. Apparently there's like, a whole companies that just make movie trailers,
if you guys didn't know that. And am only one man, I think there could be one smaller
man inside me, controlling me. But I'll never tell you guys that. So, I think I'm just gonna show you the one part I'm editing right now. Where the love interest,
meets the main girl of the Hallmark movie, okay? Right here, I've got
this scene me walking. Looks like I got a rat
tail, but it's all good. You guys, we're gonna
learn how to do key frames. (audience cheering)
Really exciting stuff. So, I'm starting closer to the camera. So, I'm probably like right here. And then, we press this little key frame, there's a magic key frame button up here. See these lines, so that, that was a starting point in the beginning. And this is the end
point, so when we play it, it's gonna look just like that. It's like I'm walking, it's crazy. And then we're gonna cut to this scene. That I've set up, the background. And then, we got this car here. Then I cut out the window, so, I could put myself in there. I roll up, I roll up, whenever
you call baby I'll roll up. I also think the, perspective is off So, I need to flip this. Ah, and that's the cool
thing about final cut pro. Is that, it crashes all the time and I really like it,
and I love it so much. It happens every day, and I wish it would
happen more to be honest. Thanks, Final cut pro for
pissing me off all the time. (sighs heavily) Okay, so I think I have this scene done. So, lets go to watch really quick. Let's give it a watch, here you go. So, you can tell the time. (engine revving) Hey, what's a beautiful girl like you, doing in a small town like this? My mom died. Does that mean I can take you out? And there yo go dude, easy as that. I'm gonna spend the next
three years making this, and then, I'll show it
to you when it's done. Which is right now, enjoy. (upbeat music) Diane Is a beautiful girl
living in the big City. So, what's a beautiful girl like you doing in a big city like this, huh? Wouldn't you like to know? Yeah, I mean, yeah. I just asked, she's caught up in a hustle and bustle of the New York stock exchange. But when a freak accident
leaves her mother with no poles. (upbeat music) She's gotta head back to the small town, where she grew up, for
her dead moms funeral. No wifi, no shoe stores. What's a girl to do in this town? Things in her small
town, are a lot different from the big city, but
she'll come to learn that small town boys, they aint that bad. Hey, what's a beautiful girl like you doing in a small town like this? My mom died. Does that mean I can take you out? Critics are raving about
this new sexy flink. New York time says, who
would let this happen? Rotten tomatoes, raves. I wish I was dead. And the actress who played
Gretchen Wiener says, I'm in this movie too. You can't miss mom's funeral to hang out with that country boy, what are you doing? You don't know a thing
about me, leave me alone. I am so happy, your mom died. (upbeat music) coming this summer, Big
city small town girl look at this hot guy, only on Hallmark. (upbeat music) Okay, so we're almost done, this is the last sketch, I've to work on. And, add some finishing touches on stuff and we'll be done dude. I'm just gonna show you how, how, I'm gonna turn myself
into a centaur, unfortunately the only like, centaur video, I could find that's gonna work for this, is this one. Okay, it's called Mobamataur. It's Momo plus Obama plus Centaur. (tense upbeat music) I don't know who made this, or why. So, the first thing I
have to do is, cut out. So, I'm just my torso,
that's pretty easy to do. Just gotta do a quick little mask. We just have to watch the
movie the mask really quick. - Smoking - So I edited my body onto
the weird Momo Obama centaur. And immediately, realized
how terrible it looked. So, I needed to change plans. So, that looks terrible. 'Cause we still got the hands,
coming on the bottom there. (chuckles)
Oh, no. You know, come to think of it. If I could just get a horse walking, I might be able to just, use that. Because, I just have to cut out the head to be a human, right? And so he searched for
a horse video to use. And find a horse video to use, he did. All you gotta do is just
cut this horse's head off. And it'll be fine. And so he cut the horse's head off, and cut the horse's head off, he did. So, now I got a walking
horse with no head. I just have to track my body to the horse. (chuckles) Oh, no, I'm a very top heavy centaur. Just like a chick with giant jugs. (water splashing) Alright guys, we did it, now I just gotta show you
the finished product. Here is my gladiator scene. Gladiator? (chuckles) I hardly know her. (audience applauding) Welcome Gladiator. And who will I be fighting today? Oh, it's not who you'll
be fighting, but What? (horse neighing) Yeah, that's right,
centaurs are real bitch. Oh my God. I made a promise to my father Spartacus, to defeat any man in
hand to who of combat. Hold on, my, my dad's
name is also Spartacus. And I made that exact promise to him. Oh, shit, I am Spartacus. I mean aside from the, you
know, we do look similar, right? Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah and I was gonna neigh. Do we have the same dad? Hey boys, uh, this is awkward. Hold on, if you're half horse, half human uh huh. And your dad is a human. Mhmm. Then your mom is, a horse obviously, she's a horse. So, that means they, (tense upbeat music) Oh God. (puking) Okay, easy with the King shaming guys. (static) - What color are Niall Horan's eyes? - Sorry, I'm in here. - I think they're like blue. (upbeat music) Okay, I'm finally done,
it is Friday, 10:00 p.m. I started filming on Monday morning. So, this took a while, was
it worth all that time? I don't know, you tell me. But did my experiment work? That's the real question, you know. Was this green screen purge successful? Do I feel more inclined to
not use it all the time? No, not at all, I feel
like, this made it worse. This was a lot of fun
for me to make, okay? I hope you enjoyed this
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