Cringey 1D Imagines

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share it with everyone in weird graphic format this is what we're gonna be talking about today 1d imagines if you haven't seen these before you're in for a treat okay if you haven't seen these before you're you're a dog that just learned a new trick all right because here comes a treat good boy some of them are like pretty generic like imagine if you and Harry were dating she's super basic that's cool some of them are very specific and weird and kind of [ __ ] up so I wanted to show you some of them and I just want to laugh at them and with you the first off I want to give a huge shout-out to the tumblr account bad one D imagines because this is where I found all of them and they kind of put them all in one place and it's something else so big shout out to them give them a follow if you still use tumblr imagine you go to American ego with Harry Harry okay spelled Harry Ron Harry I love that bandana you say well we have to buy it then said Harry I love you your name sorry I forgot to say the why n it means your name because you're supposed to just like put your name in there for the sake of today's video the name will be Bartholomew well we have to buy it then said Harry I love you Bartholomew he buys a banana alright you buys the banana for $33 Canadian weights are expensive and you go home Harry can I please have my bun bun dhaba dude how hard is it to spell bandana you already spelled a right at the beginning Harry can I please have my Ben dabba this bah bah bah ok [ __ ] you got to be joking it's not that hard to spell bandana spit just sounded up bandana this bah-bah-bah is mine you filthy [ __ ] [ __ ] senator he before he chokes you to death with it ok well he took a [ __ ] nut took a turn really quick hey Harry relax imagine interview Niall this is your ex-girlfriend bartholomew with her new boyfriend Niall yes why interview she is pregnant and going to a wedding this is your ex-girlfriend ok well she's pregnant and she's going to a wedding and is it her wedding like I mean that's good for her Congrats ha ha imagine that imagine you're putting up new curtains in yours in Harry's bedroom he walks in when you're done and you ask him what he thinks he looks at you before walking to the window and taking them down shoving the curtain pole right through your chest saying I hate them that's what goals did that's [ __ ] pay goals when base shoves a curtain pole for your chest cuz he doesn't like the curtains you got you'll see that this is a common theme through all of these imagines they're portraying this hairy fella as some Assam murderer some [ __ ] crazy insane monster imagined you saw Harry Styles driving so you ran toward him and he ran over you with his car he gets out and starts laughs laughing after he found out that he killed you who is just sitting in the room just like ah what if what if I got anyways back to my homework or whatever the [ __ ] imagine you're at the hospital with Harry after a car crash holding on for life and he is a mess dude that's like goals is [ __ ] you almost dying and the person you love really [ __ ] crying over the fact that they might lose you dude horrors bro I just really don't understand a thought process here I thought I would just be like imagine if Zane picks you up from a date from from your house for a date and he have a good time that's nice that's great that's that's harmless not your lawful wife and she is a mess you're gonna [ __ ] law and history imagine that touch her heart not her body steal her attention not her virginity make her laugh not cry Harry Styles touch her heart not her body even if she's choking and she needs the Heimlich maneuver you don't touch her body okay you go hey whoa I'm I could save her I could save her life why can't I can't touch your body okay hey I'd rather touch her heart and then everybody watching this applause like applauds you and everybody claps Harry nibbling at your ear and moving down to kiss your collarbone he stops and traces it with his finger you have so pretty collarbones Bartholomew he says he looks at them for a while before taking a knife and coated the motor body to do some low boobs oh boy who even thinks that someone could love collarbones so much that they cut them out with a knife you're but you're you're going to jail hello 9-1-1 ya eat for Niall on Instagram yeah they need to go to jail okay I'm talking about some crazy [ __ ] on okay okay don't you worry okay bye-bye this one I generally don't know if it's Tirico or just [ __ ] really weird you're a cow okay just starting any imagine any sort of hypothetical situation with you're a cow super [ __ ] weird to picture this alright you're a cow let me stop you right there Donna don't finish shut up let's continue you're a cow on Harry Styles farm and every morning he milks you he tugs those others like no other yeah that's that can't be that that has to be satirical that's that's very funny okay this one I'll say this before I read it I saw this one a few years ago and I'm not joking I [ __ ] laughed a lot very excited to read this again once I saw it again I was like ha gosh I forgot forgot about that one because my brain was like we're gonna tuck that away so you don't remember we just read cuz it's [ __ ] crazy you come home late from hanging out with your friends that are boys Harry where have you been Bartholomew Bartholomew out Harry then slams you up against the wall knocking you out Harry now you're really out poem okay when Bartholomew was out Harry was at home like I know Bartholomew is out with friends that are boys I'm gonna [ __ ] knock Bartholomew out when they get home but I need something to say I need something I need something quick like cheating like oh now you're cheated nah that's not it oh she's out like Bartholomew is out right now I'm gonna knock them out now you're really out that's what I'll say that's what I'll [ __ ] say when I'm not going I'm telling you imagine nyle apologizing for a mistake he made now we're talking okay this is what I want to see these are the imagines that I want harmless realistic just wholesome you know he's apologizing for mistake he made good job whoever made this one D made min joins the ginés one D imagines th I just said my guides I see I'm losing IQ points by reading all these this is the issue imagine you and your boyfriend Zayn is goofing okay is goofing around on the sofa suddenly he takes her glasses hey now I can't see anything you yell he take your face in his hands and says you don't need to see you to do this Kristen and then he kisses you softly okay I wonder I wonder who wrote that one imagine making fun of Harry and then he grabs you and slams you against the wall grinding his hips into your slowly and pinning your arms against the wall whispering your ear his voice low and raspy his breath hot and ticklish against her skin you want to say that again babe yeah I was my boyfriend of this baby seems like you've been mad at me all day like what's wrong it's nothing no you can tell me it's just whenever I make fun of you you never pinned me up against the wall and rub your hips against mine and and pin my hands against the wall and like breathe your hot voice into my neck just [ __ ] up you know like show me some respect hey I'm breaking up with you I think imagine Liam working out to release the anger instead of beating up the guy who touched you to death touched you to death I'm so angry so angry that that guy touched my girlfriend of death I need to live I need to lift weights now to release all the anger I had how did he even do it I'm still baffled by the fact that he touched my girlfriend to death how to beat pal I'm honestly baffled scientists and stuff need to like investigate this because this is actually [ __ ] crazy have you touched some money bet it's wrong because he didn't touch her heart not clear you're supposed to touch you seeing me last one I do but I couldn't do this video without reading this one this is the most iconic one for sure and probably the funniest picture I've ever seen I'm gonna I'm sure you've all seen it before but if you haven't you're in for a big treat here it is imagine Niall Horan crawling inside your ear you tell him to stop but he is in there stop sorry I mean hey I never even want to know who made that because if I did I'd have to quit knowing that there is a human out there just that oh that would be funnier than me no matter what I do so I don't want to know that it was a human I don't think it was a human that made it I think it disappeared I think that picture just appeared one day I don't think anyone actually made it being a legend it's the 8th wonder of the world and this video is the 9th alright guys I think that's gonna do it for the video you guys enjoy the video please press the like button and if you want to see me do another one of these leave a comment and maybe I will and obviously don't forget to subscribe because I make a video every single week and dude there's so much fun obviously a trailer description my podcast it's weekly you know it's me talking about random [ __ ] it's a good time you know people love it I promise and follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Curtis Connor alright I think that's everything thank you very much for tuning in and make sure you always clean your ears to make sure there is no Irish singers in there you know you just never know alright whoa crazy you see alright say bye well see you later bye the [ __ ] hey guys if you enjoyed that video for whatever reason make sure to press the subscribe button it means a lot and if you want to see more videos for me there's some right on the screens you just gotta click them and then watch him all right I'll see you guys soon peace out

Channel: Kurtis Conner

Views: 2,192,597

Rating: 4.9861498 out of 5

Keywords: 1d, cringe, cringey, 1d cringe, 1d cringey, 1d imagine, 1d imagines, cringey 1d imagines, kurtis conner, kurtis conner podcast, kurtis conner 1d, kurtis conner vine, reaction, 1d reaction, tumblr, bad1dimagines, harry styles, louis tomlinson, niall horan, liam payne, zayn malik

Id: i-ApE4q7k1I

Length: 11min 33sec (693 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 21 2018