Infowars Attacks Ethan - H3 Podcast # 243

two hello everybody this is um foot general in arms foot well not arms that doesn't make sense foot general and feet i mean it's redundant i'll work on that this is ethan klein off the rails with ethan klein without ela podcast welcome everybody today's episode is sponsored by my wife teddy fresh everybody this new collection comes out on the 22nd of this month so stand by and follow teddy fresh on instagram no when the new stuff's coming out how's everybody doing today pretty good yeah doing well did you guys hear that harvey weinstein is going blind and losing teeth in prison oh poor guy oh i was my my reaction was like anyway it's like they it's like they the lawyers keep trying to make him sound like this pathetic little weasel in prison and nobody feels bad everyone's just like uh-huh that's that's awesome we love to hear it tell me more about his suffering his lawyers i don't know what they're playing they want him they want him to like not get extradited to la because he's got like a billion more charges in la dude this guy was racking james charles numbers weinstein he's really prolific they're trying to get they're trying to prevent him from being extradited to la to stand for like 18 additional charges and he's already in jail for like a long ass time maybe probably even got i don't know 20 years plus so i guess he's comfy in new york because he didn't want to go but um uh my heart goes out to weinstein and his family poor guy's gone blind did you all hear that uh um katy perry says her latex look on american idol may cause dress farts so we'll definitely be looking forward to that i don't know why wendy williams didn't try that that was my dress [Music] she didn't think to get a latex one yeah just it was a dress fart we'll be listening very closely katie so this is the new dress apparently well i mean how many times she planning on wearing the dress how many times can you wear a dress she can wear it every episode i'll get it she got like a whole fleet of latex straps dresses i mean what is this how's the dress cause a fart i mean i guess cause it's just gonna squeak a lot why yeah why would you pre-announce this she knows she's gonna be ripping ass bro she's already covering her tracks wendy williams could learn something from katy perry she's on another level of farting on air it's the latex all right today's gonna be a bit of a foot soldier army day i'll be honest with you guys i'm pretty fired up food soldiers it's not good it's not as good when ela's not here to look at me like cringe because then it's like too serious wake up but [ __ ] it dude it's time to take some wikifeeds boys does alex jones have a wiki feed that's a really good question dude does alex jones have a wiki feat it's not funny oh there's a female named alex jones and she has a really good rating i don't even know who that is just she does have yo that's crazy to be another celebrity named alex jones how do you live your life like that wow did you feel bad for her alex jones wikifeed alex jones mim i sent him the discord oh he's already got brutalized eh just one photo he looks good come on guys look at that body this is your body on alpha brain or he makes like gorilla brain or some [ __ ] dogs with me baby yeah so why does he do that man trying to get a close-up of his damn feet god he's got such a body dude he's such a thickly cast brawny dude never forget alex jones before and after can you send me that and discard it's one of my favorite things ever you guys you guys know alex jones owner of infowars i mean tricia didn't know who he was which kind of blew my mind so i don't know if i need to explain who he is or not but infowars did a whole there's i've been the subject of like tons of conservative media recently as like the pinnacle of stupid libtard fascism because of a tweet i made so i'm gonna i'm going to um basically respond to other videos and explain the situation you guys it should be fun because these people are just they set me off on twitter because their take is so [ __ ] dumb um and now they've they've made videos about it which is even more fun to react to so um i am looking forward to that this is alex jones special thank you uh thank you mr president this is alex jones he was trying to sell supplement because that's like his whole shtick as he sells like supplements with like he sells them with like uh lead and asbestos and [ __ ] 45 days it's supposed to be a weight loss right or muscle building or oh is it supposed to be muscle building i mean regardless so 45 days later he literally just looks redder it's crazy they took this photo and thought they were doing something with it yeah alex jones business model is wild he just sells like snake oil supplements you can't trust walgreens or cvs you gotta trust me at alexjones84.com he makes like minute he makes like normal [ __ ] too like metamucil he's like we make we make men amusable we don't use the [ __ ] ingredient we use like rat droppings grass that turned the freaking frogs gay yeah he's a character man anyway wasn't alex jones who um responded was one of his lackeys but they're just very disappointing oh there's like a whole meme on this yeah someone tried to correct the colors on it to show that he looks exactly the same if he wasn't tan in the second one i mean he looks exactly the same i don't need a color correction you know what i mean pretty much i love that that's me trying to lose weight by the way that's like a meme me trying to lose weight 45 days later looks exactly the same so let me explain this whole situation now people say oh i i don't see this as me being political this is me i mean these are issues that i don't believe should be political and a lot of in a lot of other countries are not or i would say all other countries are not political issues being smart about getting vaccinated being smart about covid safety these are not political issues these are public safety issues you know what i mean like this is just good governance uh logical um so there's there was there's been talks about uh vaccine passports now that the vaccine's been rolling out a lot the way i understand the vaccine passport is that if you're going to like big the only way that people like doc let's say dodger stadium here in l.a or any other sports stadiums movie theaters you know uh venues live shows stuff like that the only way these places can safely reopen and regain public trust is for people to show that they proof a vaccination i don't think right right i mean that's it that's a vaccine passport people say oh well i i don't think it's going to apply to places like grocery stores although i'm sure it's up to the specific chain if they want to check someone's if they've been vaccinated or not i mean that's just the free market that all these people champion yeah i think in in most cases what they're talking about is businesses having as their own policy the requirement to show some sort of proof of vaccination i think there's yeah and and of course you know republicans are all about big business making making their own decision and making their like who are they to regulate a business and tell them what they can and can't do you know what i mean that's their whole argument so anyway this guy goes i don't know who the [ __ ] this guy is justin amash i i i laughed at this [ __ ] he goes he's a politician uh right wing he was very anti-trump um one of the few on the right that were i think i can't recall if he was a republican and left or he never was but he's now independent and styles himself as a libertarian yeah he goes no vaccine passport it doesn't get much more dystopian than being required to show your health papers wherever you go bro there are way more dystopian things in the world i was like it doesn't get more dystopian than that it gets so much more dystopian than that yeah you know in china they're scanning people's faces and giving them social points and if they don't have enough social points they can't ride public transportation bro like your imagination is not very robust if you think it doesn't get more dystopian than having a [ __ ] health showing if you've been vaccinated after a [ __ ] pandemic [ __ ] do you have your passport our kelly been r kelly been singing about that decades ago why you think he's asking his girls did you get your shots because you have to be vaccinated to immigrate to america my wife [Music] dude r kelly is like he gets it bro where's our kelly when you need him do you have your passport i've been getting girls i've been getting girls vaccinated since decades ago baby they don't let they don't allow my girls in from nigeria unless they vaccinated did you get your passport did you gotta get your shots the fact that the fact that that meme we've been doing on the show for years is about vaccines and passports it's just it's too perfect i can't believe dude r kell i'm just saying like it's not rocket science but i i just couldn't get over this guy because it doesn't get more dystopian than that i was like seriously that's your the limit of your imagination for dystopian 1984 brave new world just showing if you've been vaccinated okay these people are so long i don't even get the whole argument they have about like oh past uh this uh vaccine passwords are fascism like what why are they so opposed to proving if you've been vaccinated i don't even get those premise well like i know they say it infringes on personal freedom but like okay a lot of [ __ ] do like you can't just like you can't just go murder someone so are we saying that infringes on your personal freedom i mean like what are you talking about covet 19. yeah i mean they're acting as if this is a a vaccine mandate um you know trying to force everybody to get the vaccine but it's so but it's not at all so are they just right it's using the market to incentivize it it's like you know giving businesses an option to deny their services on the basis of uh by the way it's not even it's it's a it's a it's an indirect incentive because these private companies are going to make the decision for themselves if they want their people to be vaccinated or not it's like it's not a mandate by the government no vaccine passport you all can go [ __ ] party with each other like all you non-vaccinated [ __ ] can go have you actually no that's the problem you see the whole premise of misinformation is incredible i don't want to get into it now because i'm going to respond to all these videos but don jr of course who is the biggest [ __ ] goon really i mean donald jr god i'd rather be anyone i'd rather be weinstein than donald jr he is a legend pretty sure donald jr wishes his he was anybody but don't yeah exactly vaccine passports communist china will be proud of democrats recent push my thoughts bro get a [ __ ] brain cell please communist china do you know the kids need to be vaccinated go to kindergarten you dip [ __ ] your kids are vaccinated and they had to show proof to go to kindergarten you [ __ ] [ __ ] communist china shots exactly listen r kelly's been saying that for decades there's a reason that society you know when a bunch of humans clump together in cities like millions of us yeah you know new york city the place you came from place like that wouldn't be possible if we didn't have vaccines bro and people didn't get them [ __ ] miracle of science dude that we even have vaccines and these guys are [ __ ] too brain dead to even realize the latest liberal plan is this a liberal plan i don't see i don't see of like an organized democratic push saying oh we need vaccine passports is this a conversation that's even happening yeah it was yeah but i mean i think biden shot the whole idea down so it's all it's kind of moot at this point wasn't that great of a plan i haven't heard anything it didn't get very far i've only heard about it from them honestly but again it's like you got to make up your mind are you are you no regulation or are you no vaccine passport because you can't [ __ ] you know what i mean businesses want to make people vaccinated they have that right according to you until it infringes on your supposed rights then they don't you [ __ ] hypnotize got to get it straight for once the truth is they just drumming up controversy for clicks i don't think anyone really give a [ __ ] listen to john jr in the jungle look at look god what is with him look how hard he's trying to be his dad oh he's starting junior here so today when did you start doing this recently he's really kicked up the the the daddy impersonation he is such a deeply sad person is so [ __ ] crazy it's crazy to me that people um there's people that like apparently there's people that like him i love it not donald oh my god oh god i know stories about goon all the stories from his childhood of how [ __ ] abusive and crazy his dad was to him and now he's just like this pathetic [ __ ] imitation of him oh it is kind of tragic i do feel bad for him in that way deeply tragic i mean learn about like apparently he hated his dad and he didn't want to have anything to do with him in college what's the story about he didn't show up in a suit to a plane his dad like slapped him or something no not to a play to a baseball game his dad showed up at his college was going to take him to assume a yankees game um and this is all a story from uh don junior's um roommate in college and supposedly uh yeah he showed up and he was just dressed in normal clothes and his and his dad decked him like punched him yeah you should have known better everybody wear suits to ball games he supposedly filled a suit to a [ __ ] baseball game so yeah i mean not a happy childhood i'm sure i mean how could it be his dad his dad is [ __ ] donald trump it's just like oh are you kidding me yeah and so he like ran away after college or he like moved to colorado and tried to you know be his own man daddy cut him off yeah and he got cut off and uh realized he couldn't make it so he came crawling back and reinvented himself as just a mirror image of his dad but look now he's got like uh he's got a girl he's got people that like him his daddy maybe even said a few nice words to him and now he's doing all this i mean things couldn't get better for donna oh god don jr anyway let's watch this i'm gonna come today we're gonna talk the vaccine passport concept and everything about that i put out a tweet the other day that sort of went viral and it sort of went viral let me get this straight some democrats want american citizens to have a vaccine passport to travel freely with the united states but not an id to vote clowns well one is a [ __ ] deadly pandemic that's highly contagious and killed 500 000 people and then the other i mean there they have nothing to do with one another so yeah and for all the right reasons i said let me get this straight some democrats want american citizens to have a vaccine passport to travel freely within the united states what is this website he's using rumble why isn't why didn't he post this to twitter what is he doing here with this rumble website um i'm assuming rumble is like a youtube alternative because they all they banned all these guys love that probably it's a it's a canadian online video platform okay so all these guys got banned on youtube for like covered misinformation love that yeah anyway he uh the description by the way is coveted passports are just another way that the government is trying to control you again it's like pro what is this weird control conspiracy theory but not an id to vote i call them because that's exactly what it is i mean think about it you need a vaccine passport you need an id to be able to travel freely within america as an american citizen this is again he's he's oh he's so over exaggerating we're not you don't need a vaccine passport to travel freely nobody's saying that you just can't go to a [ __ ] dodger game right it's like you can't it's like nobody's setting up checkpoint interstate checkpoints dude that's not even that's never happened before yeah i i'm assuming what this is coming from is when people were discussing this one more saying that the airlines would be that's up to them right that's where and hey it's where the big contradiction and all of this comes from and if you want to socialize a uh an airline so that a government owns it then you're socialist bro you're stuck in a [ __ ] hole you literally need to just shut the [ __ ] up because companies have a right to make that decision that's your whole ethos you [ __ ] [ __ ] except that they are pushing on the left you need that but you don't need enough you know he watches uh videos of his dad and looks himself in the mirror powerful nuclear arsenal in the world someone who's on a daily basis making trillions literally can't even listen to him he's such a [ __ ] and he's in a jungle or some show like what what is this video so odd it's just backyard probably he likes me can't get over how he's trying to imitate his dad yeah oh and then if you guys want to just unrelated but super funny don jr if you want to know how desperate times have gotten uh he's perm he's been he's being paid to promote jake paul's boxing match oh my god this video instagram swipe up now instagram swipe ups aren't paying that much money and don junior's uh um engagement on instagram isn't that great either so i'm thinking he got like at most a thousand dollars for this swipe up and you know with the vast billions they supposedly have this really underlies desperate desperate times for john don jr listen to this guys um fighter versus youtube legend there's been a lot of smack talking around some of my friends in the ufc like jorge mouse vidal have chimed in uh talking crap about ben askin uh and do you think that jake paul youtube sensation can take him honestly pre-order this fight check it out swipe up now uh it'll take you right to the page so you can do it because i know we're going to have some fun on the 17th with this one it's going to be really interesting to see what happens this is some rock bottom this is the president's son doing triller jake paul do you think jig ball internet sensation yeah you've never heard of him to be honest youtube legend youtube legend jake paul accusers easy he is a legend i love this person who's like what in god's name is this good that is the question man do you think jake palm i'm excited to watch that boss remax i'm not gonna lie go over to don junior's uh instagram page i'll swipe up to yes i want to live what day when is that the 17th that's this weekend i think it's yeah a couple days i'm excited to find a um i'm excited to find a you should live tweet it guys i can't wait for internet sensation jake paul he was kicked out of la and accused of sexual assault moved to florida because he didn't want to wear a mask or get shots did you see um this thing with don junior just reminded me did you see the uh that uh his dad is now doing wedding speeches like doing toasts at people's weddings oh at marlborough margaret so i did see that is that some kind of like is he trying to just get people to book weddings there well yeah maybe it's advertising but it's still interesting the guy who was the president just a few months ago is he's doing emceeing at weddings now did the video oh send me that actually yeah because he came here he was supposed to say a few nice words about the groom and bride yeah you just the guy's like a robot you can't turn it off yeah he starts soap walking boxing about politics i'll kiss the guys and the beautiful women and them can you imagine donald trump crash your wedding he's to say a few nice words and he just ends up talking about joel biden [Music] there's a wedding band behind you how's everybody doing tonight all right you heard about what's going on at the border oh man oh my lord you gotta build a wall down there am i right all right hey you so you heard about what's going on in china i'll tell you what nothing gets more uh china you know he might be much happier now to be honest because now he like that's the part that he loved about being president it's just like wow you know just happiness is all that matters now he just gets to do that without any of the work i was going to say i'm looking forward to pirating the jake paul fight on instagram live that's the best place to pirate pay-per-view events for some reason it's instagram live it's so weird really good tip yeah dude um i remember watching there was like the conor mcgregor mayfield fight and people were streaming it on live with like a million views anyway that sounds like um yeah sounds like a much better way to do it than how i've done it in the past which is to go to some really [ __ ] weird website with the extension like dot xyz or something i mean that works you just need like three layers of adblock right [Music] man it's great it's crazy how all these pirating websites they figured out how to like circumvent adblock in like the most fbi nsa advanced ways possible caa and youtube still can't do it i guess youtube chooses not to um are you guys gonna watch that fight do you guys care about that i actually do yeah any prediction um who is he fighting literally like the bottom [ __ ] tier mma fighter that hasn't fought in three years like it's so dumb i wish you would just at least he is a fighter though so he has like mma not not a boxer not a boxer mma fighter i mean jack will probably win then no he's a record he has a record for being he's the ufc record for being with the quickest knockout but he was the one that got knocked out five seconds he's retired as of now yeah he got a knee right to his left ear and it just out cold well that's a coveted record yeah he's not he's not a good fighter like in terms of the mma he's a professional fighter though but he's super out of shape he's way older than jake it's like it's like they keep picking fighters and hyping jake up as a real fighter but he's such a [ __ ] he won't fight a real trained athlete so he picks this guy who's out of shape retired wasn't a good fighter to begin with and then boxes it exactly well he he was the welterweight uh champion i don't know what accolades come with that but was a former olympia he went to the olympics yeah he has credentials but he's old now he's out of shape and he's never boxed right he's 36 now so you know he i mean even his last fight with nate robinson he was a basketball player oh yeah that was a that was just a [ __ ] joke yeah he won't do it he won't fight uh but let's see i hope ben just because ben does have a lot of cred athletic credentials but like again jake is six one and this guy ben astrid is like five eight i mean he's like a short dude and jake's six one like he towers over him i mean that's like such a ridiculous advantage and then let alone a 10-year difference you know what i mean it's like the fact that they're even casting this as an equal fight is is ridiculous and stupid but hey [ __ ] it that's how jake wins well i hope he gets his ass kicked but i wish he would just fight someone in his prime just take a boxer in his prime same age same weight class put him up against jake jake will get knocked the [ __ ] out every time well that's why he won't fight people like like just take some average fight boxer you know with the average record yeah i'm gonna watch it though oh man i'm interested for free on instagram yeah oh yeah i'll probably pirate that [ __ ] do not give them money i'm not paying for it do not give jake any money also they make this [ __ ] so annoying to pay for because you have to like get the service and then subscribe it's like [ __ ] [ __ ] you you know what i mean it's not pay-per-view it's like annoying [ __ ] where you have to like subscribe to some platform and you have to give them all your information i'm not into all that it's too much work honestly i'm going to pirate it simply because it's easier the m i would pay for it if they made it easy but they don't so i'm just going to [ __ ] power it on instagram live you shouldn't support jake paul well what can i do i mean you can steal it from him you guys see the video where like jay gave him a little jab and he didn't flinch at all yeah yeah let's watch that [Music] i mean you can see their height and weight difference here on the side i mean that's a 10-year difference jake is significantly taller you didn't even like feel it that was weird what was that just a quick little bite weird here's the thing though it's boxing i feel like you know jake has the upper hand but if it was mma or ufc i feel like he'd be calm down if it was mma he'd be choked out in five seconds yeah but it's boxing boxing is like so different from mma you know what i mean it's just totally different i mean these the mma fighters are they're not like strikers they're like grapplers and wrestlers and [ __ ] like that so all of the all of the discipline that they've accumulated doesn't account for anything when you're boxing right i think it'll be a boring fight that's for sure you know ben weighed in 19 less pounds jesus that's not good at all not really 19 less it's saying uh right now i'm reading that he was 170 and jake was 189. that's why these show fights are so dumb too because like 19 pound difference that's insane that's like a whole different weight class isn't it yeah yeah those people would never fight in a real like league fight it's just not a fair fight but there you have it we don't care right uh have you got your have you uh are you planning on getting vaccinated jake not really right are you worried about covet at all not really right that makes sense literally just got tested for it okay okay that's good are you gonna wear a mask now that you're in florida not really right are you worried about infecting people around you right yeah so here's the tweet i made moving on all right we were talking about this i just was seeing all these dumb ass and i says oh i maybe i came a little bit hot but i was upset okay a little bit i said hey because this was trending no vaccine passport said hey no vaccine passport [ __ ] it's not fascism you whiny [ __ ] i mean it's not fascism it's just not it's definitively not i mean it's kind of the opposite of fascism because fascism is when government as total control of private entities and pratt and then vaccine passports is enforced by private entities at their own choosing so it's kind of the opposite of fascists i'm so sick of people trying to say everything is fascism and especially people on the right who are who are who are actually towing up to the line of actual fascism it's like this whole notion of fascism has lost all [ __ ] definition we're trying to prevent people from dying if you don't want to get a vaccine that's you're right but i don't have a right to know that your dumb ass isn't putting my family at risk at crowded events i i continued so if that means you can't go to a movie theater or a ball game because you choose not to get a vaccine then that's your choice but it's not your right to put others in danger so kindly stop whining and deal with the consequences of your poorly informed decision obviously not obviously it wasn't going to be received well by uh especially when you throw the the hashtag in there yeah exactly it was kind of it's kind of inviting and to be honest with the hashtag but i didn't i clicked the hashtag i was like please somebody's saying be saying something i didn't see anything so i was like oh [ __ ] it i'll do it but i didn't i didn't quite expect the uh the vitriol thrown back at me but i guess i shouldn't be surprised because it was a pretty it was not a lighthearted tweet well this whole vaccine thing has become the flat and then the latest flashpoint in the culture war [ __ ] and so so pretty so [ __ ] predictable government control wasn't smallpox vaccine mandated by the way uh i mean there's been all kinds of uh good things similar to this throughout history y'all remember smallpox no because it was [ __ ] eradicated because the us government forced it on people did you get your shots r kelly knew all about that do you have your passport fact check me on smallpox please yeah i'm checking right now thank you anyway so that was my tweet now here comes the misinformation here comes infowars with a whole segment about me i swear to god dude their whole vibe is like they're trying to get me killed that's why when the fbi showed up at my house i was like oh it's got to be connected i'm not saying this guy actually i am that the way they should like you got to see the way they cover me it's crazy like they keep showing pictures of me they're like this is the person to kill so aggressive but anyway this guy's such a goon here we go yeah this shit's this [ __ ] is wild honestly i watched it for the first time last night because i was kind of trying to save my reaction i didn't watch the whole thing i had to bounce when you said that he accused me of liking to post pictures of my baby's butt on instagram did you see that dan oh yeah yeah who is the infowars guy oh was the infowars guy got it i was like oh my god what everybody's a pedophile when they're the topic of conversation on infowars anyway let's watch i'd love i'd still love to this day to have someone argue that they're pro freedom but also they want everybody's idea is it turned up on your end i'm i'm maxed everywhere okay their video is just kind of quiet i'll turn it up go ahead i'll start it over okay i'd love i'd still love to this day to have someone argue that they're pro-freedom but also they want everybody to take a vaccine here i'll make that argument for you right now first of all nobody's saying that everyone has to get a vaccine first of all your argument on the ground basis is flawed you're you're you're doing a mega hyperbole nobody's saying that people should get mandated vaccinated okay so first second of all we don't have absolute freedom like we can't go kill somebody we can't go rob somebody we don't we already don't have absolute freedom so this whole notion of freedom he's talking about it doesn't what do you mean by freedom exactly you have to get a license to drive a car right you have a driver's license [ __ ] yes you know what i mean you have a license for your guns yes [ __ ] face like everything in our life is regulated bro it's not a [ __ ] new concept and you're already going along with the ones that you don't mind because you don't want to drive on the road with a bunch of [ __ ] that don't know what they're doing you don't want to get run over by some [ __ ] 13 year old kid should a 13 year old be able to drive a car no is that infinity on his freedom i don't know he's stealing that but here's the riff if you believe in the vaccine and you believe it works so great and you get it then why are you still worried about somebody else who's not been vaccinated so this is like the caveman argument where it's like you oversimplify something so much that it's almost just willful ignorance it's like peop there's so many reasons why people need to get vaccinated and the whole conservative argument is like if you're vaccinated then why do you ever care if other people get vaccinated and there's like a bajillion reasons and um they choose not to acknowledge a single one for example okay let's for example the the um the vaccination as far as we know is it doesn't have unlimited uh usefulness they say at least six months right now so it's not unlimited number two the biggest thing we need to worry about is the like we're kind of on a clock against the virus if we don't eradicate it as soon as possible it will continue to mutate and the fear is that it will mutate to a point where vaccinations are no longer effective against it and then all of a sudden you've got coven 19 just in circulation globally like the flu you're going to end up with millions of people dying every year globally from this new virus that we can stop right now in its tracks right the other thing is that in order to protect there's people like with can't going through cancer and stuff like that who have compromised immune systems who cannot get vaccinated so peop we all have a responsible as a [ __ ] society sometimes you have to work as a society for the betterment of everybody right you can't just be a rugged individual all the [ __ ] time so you have a license plate on your car right because we all agreed that that's a good idea to have a get a driver's license um because these people can't get shots so they're always going to be at risk so we need to get like 70 of the population vaccinated to hit herd immunity to protect everyone who actually can't get vaccinated because they're either going through cancer or have some other compromised immune system issue so i mean there there's a there's there's a million reasons and it's talked about openly you know it's talked about openly it's not a secret you literally just have to be so willfully ignorant to make this argument in 1901 public health officials in boston cambridge issued their compulsory smallpox vaccination order oh it wasn't forced though people who refused to get vaccinated faced a fine equivalent to 150 today oh man that big government back in the meanwhile donald trump goes make america great again okay well night well 1901 you had to get vaccinated against smallpox was that great or no i think we all enjoy our kids not [ __ ] dying of smallpox you know damn such a [ __ ] they just sound smart to people who are like super ignorant but like st patrick's day is upon whoa who are you and that's the big riff in their big lie every time that they'll never address because you are either admitting that the vaccine doesn't work no no not at all and you want us to take something that doesn't work anyway bro you're so [ __ ] dumb or you're admitting you just want to force people you just want to tell people what to do you just this is the whole thing i just want to tell people what to do like to what end why do i [ __ ] care what you do dude you're just a bully who wants to tell people what to do you want to have a big corporate government you just have to have a big government in any state yes exactly and they'll never admit to either one of those things ever because these are dishonest people these are liars these are frauds these are phonies yeah so you'll never so now he shows pictures of me this is why like he shows these photos of me he goes these are lizers these are frauds these are phonies seems like he's putting a hit on me doesn't it a little bit how he like you'll see even later he keeps cutting to me when he's saying like the most heinous [ __ ] it's interesting that you got a bomb threat against your house uh like two days later exactly totally at work and they'll never admit they're actually for big government tyranny yes i'm for big government tyranny like uh let's say telling all companies they have to do one thing big company it's like these guys they can't [ __ ] use their brands nothing makes sense how is it okay anyway the con is really weird they talk about us and they come back and talk about it some more so just another example of how leftists are just intellectually dishonest with themselves so here's an individual ethan klein he gets to exist on youtube he gets to exist on facebook he is to promote himself on social media and he knows in in order from everything right so i'm part of the problem because i haven't gotten banned it has to promote the big government he has to promote the big lie so so he says that i have to support the big government because i don't want to get banned from youtube bro can i just have an opinion like why is everything got to be a conspiracy no he doesn't actually believe this it's just to support big government okay bro that he can have his videos on youtube he says hey no vaccine passport curse words by the way i love that they don't curse on him for us like bro you literally like you called this sandy hook shooting a a fake job and you had parents of the sandy hook victims being harassed to the point they had to move at his site at a state but you won't say [ __ ] talk about virtue signaling wet ass p word you really won't say [ __ ] on infowars that's just so odd to me well this kids are watching it's like [ __ ] you you did you are such a douche it's not fascism you whiny f words f word we are trying to prevent people from dying female genitalia oh please you're trying to prevent people from dying please oh please there's so there's big lie number one so first they insult you and use curse words to hide their inferior intellect oh wow they give you their virtue signal lie we're trying to prevent people from dying oh who would want to prevent people from dying what is their theory there's almost been six hundred thousand people dying dead what is the they all deny that too oh they said those people would have died well of course well this is the thing you cannot have a conversation when you can't agree on some basic facts they go kovit's not real it's like okay well conversation's over 600 000 people have not died it's like okay well how are we gonna have a conversation we can't agree on the premise right they live in [ __ ] walala land info loss is more like huh infowars info l's and philosophers uh 563 000 deaths from covid in the united states by the way i'd like to go back to when i first started talking about this and i said i could see up to a million people dying from this and everyone thought i was insane if you're longer people thought i was crazy i mean it's going to be close to a million by the time we get out of this man oh closer than what almost almost 3 million worldwide yeah that's dude dude the united states has had so such a huge portion of that that's so crazy it's spiking big time in like um india and brazil it's about to get really really bad there not good corona yeah okay okay as uh tens of millions are murdered at abortion factories and you don't care about that so sorry that doesn't work for us okay so i have to care about one thing for my opinion first of all obviously we disagree on the whole notion of uh fetuses being equated to murder but let's say we did agree on that i can't have opinion about this one thing because apparently you think that i don't care about this other thing that's important to you your logic doesn't make sense bro let's just argue the one topic [ __ ] it doesn't work on us if you don't want to get the vaccine that's you're right okay but i also have a right to know that your dumb ass isn't putting my family at risk at crowded events actually no you don't that's funny actually you don't have that right at all in fact i have that the exact opposite is true i have the right of privacy see how that works so it's curse word complain intellectual dishonesty lie lie lie i didn't really understand this he says i don't have a right to be safe and public events you don't have a right to know that the vaccination status of other people is basically what they're saying what he's saying okay well sure but the venue has a right to [ __ ] ask if you're vaccinated as a private business and then i'll go to those places only where everyone's vaccinated did you get your shots he's like i have a right to infect you it's my given right to go to large gatherings and infect people your privacy i'm sorry what exactly privacy am i invading by knowing if you've been vaccinated bro like come on you can't hide behind these [ __ ] it's my privacy okay dude i'm not asking for a dick picture just want to know if you have a deadly contagious disease my privacy bro i don't want to tell you if i've been vaccinated okay [ __ ] face then don't come into the ball game go home and jerk off and watch it on tv here's the real intellectual dishonesty uh-oh but i continue so if that means you can't go to a movie theater or a ball game because you choose not to get a vaccine then that's your choice but it's not your right to put others in danger again we're not that is my right to put others in danger putting others in danger that's your big virtue signal lie okay so stop whining and deal with the consequences of your poorly informed decision but wait a second yeah this is what i love he keeps cutting the pictures of me like here he is guys go get him hint as you promote the vaccine by the way this is the guy that shows the entire world uh pictures uh loves to show people pictures of his baby's butt this part i was like oh my god bruh so he's i guess referring to and let me look now i guess he's referring to one instagram post when theodore was a newborn baby and i posted a picture of me holding him and he was naked so you just saw his butt and i thought it was a cute picture of me and my newborn son are you happy with it i sent so like they apparently dug deep to find this because it's really old oh here it is 77 weeks 77 weeks ago october 20 almost two years ago right after he was born so i posted this picture of my newly born baby and he's trying to insinuate that i'm a pedophile can we all appreciate just how [ __ ] insane this is yeah it's pretty unhinged it says a lot more about where his mind's at if he had to dig two years and this is all he could find i think that says something too they've really done their research way worse than that online yeah but they agree with all that they're like no problem without that you should have talked about the photo of your ass that's what i was referring to no because they had to go with the baby thing because their whole their whole shtick is based on pedophiles and [ __ ] right so he's going to insinuate i'm a pedophile based on posting a photo of my newborn baby two years ago bro i cannot the fact he brought that up blew my mind you can talk about intellectual dishonesty right after showing my picture by the way i mean that's insanity that's like [ __ ] crazy i stopped after this so i don't know where this goes i i was like whoa by the way this is the guy that shows the entire world uh pictures uh loves to show people pictures of his baby's butt no context that's it uh not i wouldn't be into that he's into that but that's fine it's fine what the [ __ ] isn't that so crazy it's so crazy like what god look at this guy why did you even bring that up i mean what's that got to do with anything he gets to put his videos on youtube he knows he's not that talented so he has to be on youtube and he has to tell them wait we're talented to you [ __ ] wait i'm not talented so i'm on youtube why are you so desperate to get back on youtube you guys are [ __ ] crying to be able to post on youtube again big corporate lies to get promoted on youtube yes yeah youtube promotes me a lot that's aside from the point because i'd love i'd still love to this day to have someone argue that they're pro-freedom but also they want everybody to take a vacation freedom oh this is from the beginning this is i'm pro-freedom this guy's a [ __ ] pure chaos baby let's go pure freedom for the world [ __ ] middle school mentality i'm pro-freedom their argument is so narrow and so ignorant you have to be living in like the smallest darkest box in the world to actually think what he's saying is interesting you believe in the vaccine and you believe it works so great believe in and you get it then why are you still worried about somebody else who's not been vaccinated so this was this was the clip from the beginning i already addressed yes and that's the big riff every time that they'll never address because you are either admitting that the vaccine doesn't work nope and you want us to take something that doesn't work anyway or you're admitting you just want to force people you just want to tell people what to do you just want to have a big corporate government what's that nanny state what's their narrative on the vaccine are they um george soros microchip or are they for sterilization i heard a clip of alex jones saying that hiv is in this vaccine the hiv virus is in this vaccine the hiv virus is in this vaccine don't you people understand that so they're giving us all aids yeah it's just it's not safe he doesn't know why but it's not safe hiv is in this vaccine [Music] we're selling our own vaccine against the covet virus it has a it has a ground-up sawdust uh ant droppings and uh caterpillar uh juice it's not funny did you guys hear about puppetgate from alex jones oh my god so howard stern has this alex jones puppet and i couldn't believe what i was hearing so so howard stern has this puppet of alex jones and he does these bits where he has alex jones impersonator calls in as alex jones they're really funny really good and then a newspaper quoted it's super hard to wrap my head around but like he was like oh fake nudist media said i said this but it was a puppet on howard stern show that said this but then they play the clip they said the puppet said the exact it was verbatim what alex jones said oh they were yeah which is really funny because when i heard it on howard stern i was like man the writers are brilliant like how they it's so funny and outlandish but this it's verbatim what alex jones says on his show that's fantastic so he goes oh they quoted the puppet but the puppet was verbatim quoting what alex jones actually said he can't even keep it straight what he's saying it's a [ __ ] al he's such i think so transparently a grifter at this point like i i actually do think that there was um some integrity to what he was trying to do like 20 30 years ago but um it's just like anything has just been dissolved and you're just following the money exactly they turn the freaking frogs gay slinging [ __ ] like you said snake oil like just it's all just a way to get you worked up so you're fearful of something and then he sells the solution you know the vaccine has uh hiv in it anyway go to infowars.com shop and we are selling our own vaccine ladies and gentlemen it has a donkey seaman alex jones spit and uh the pubic hair of a deceased uh covet victim we put all that in a bottle we shoot it up right into your veins it's proven to kill cover in five minutes okay don't trust big government go to infowars.com we cook it in my basement not fda approved don't trust the fda yeah can you get that sound bite of him going it has a dna it has hiv in it which is i guess it's made from it like i don't know it doesn't have hiv in it by the way well i'm i'm assuming it's like everything that he talks about based on a misunderstood grain of truth a grain of truth that's been misinterpreted or either i think the truth is that they they figured out this really amazing technology from from aids research decoding the mrna yeah vaccines or whatever it's not funny yeah i mean you can it's just depending on how you frame things you can make anything sound like that yeah all that like aren't most vaccine like it wasn't the smallpox vaccine you're injecting smallpox yes right so deactivated so if you say it like this was like oh you're they're going to inject you with smallpox it's kind of true that's technically true but it's not really giving you all the information you need oh we have a howard stern clip from it here yeah i have a timestamp to alex jones nice our alex puppet tell you you got to take these vaccines to live your life you guys used to be able to get on a plane and then they tell you later and it's got hiv in it it has hiv in it it has hiv in it it has hiv in it they want forced inoculation of the gastrointestinal which has the hiv is just popping yeah it says the same thing verbatim so when i heard this i was like man the writers are so good with this alex jones puppet i had no idea they were saying verbatim what alex was howard howard said the same thing he's like damn i thought you guys were writing this [ __ ] i was giving you all this credit for writing this amazing content from post-human world infowars.com yeah so let's try to make it seem like the media is just trying to make him look bad like he never said that's so funny it's [ __ ] amazing god these guys are such grifters you guys puppet yeah he called it puppetgate what's going on with the deaf or like the uh all the lawsuits like oh yeah he he appealed it and it was thrown out i think he's [ __ ] to be honest with you i think he's gonna get his ass handed to him in court didn't he appeal to the supreme court and they rejected to hear it i think so last update i see about it is in january of this year so i guess it's all it's all still working its way through the courts right now i hope they take his ass hopefully take the pants off his [ __ ] legs so heinous dude what he did to those families yeah i'm seeing that supreme court denied it denying to dismiss the suit yeah that was a recent update uh oh they're taking away his freedom freedom for the world yeah exactly dude they don't know what even freedom means it means one thing one day and another next that's what i was saying earlier when he was like you're not pro-freedom it's just like what does freedom mean that that's like too nebulous we already don't have total freedom so you need to define that same thing with um fascism it's like did fascism is kind of like uh it has a lot of definitions right and so they use it just like to mean we don't like that guy yeah i mean there's not freedom for the world there's like a library's worth of books written analyzing what exactly fascism is it it's also a nebulous concept exactly kind of different from place to place where it's existed and so you know calling a vaccine passport the definition of ashism is um i don't know there's a lot of people that have spent a lot of time yeah it's insane nothing is the definition of fascism do you have a complicated government system and they'll never admit to either one of those i need oh yeah i turned it down thanks ever because these are dishonest people these are liars these are frauds so they'll never admit that the vaccine doesn't work and they'll never admit they're actually for big government tyranny and so you get an idea of what these people are like and i don't really care everybody does their thing and if you're into like zero iq you know low intellect entertainment then that's fine again i don't really care to each his own but he knows he's a no talent hack that can only exist and make a living if he's allowed on youtube and being promoted on youtube by the way do you notice what they just did there they show us me and my wife and they show our twitter handles they're like giving everyone all the access they need to harass us yeah they're doing what they do i mean thankfully nobody [ __ ] watches this [ __ ] anymore yeah i mean it has especially when alex isn't on it's like who the [ __ ] is this guy yeah can you imagine paying for this at least alex jones is [ __ ] entertaining at least he's a meme no yeah totally exactly alex jones is really entertaining i will say the images and videos they use of you guys though you look very friendly like it's better than the commentary channels do like in both the photos they use you guys are smiling and stuff that's right yeah yeah the commentary channels they always go like make this picture i mean for like three years ago right look how sinister he is that's true looks like we're having a good time at least we're happy to each his own but he knows he's a no talent hack that can only exist and make a living if he's allowed on youtube and being promoted on youtube love to see somebody answer the question if you love vaccines so much again if you think vaccines are going to protect you and your family then i spoke too soon oh i got it it what and that's when they'll go and that's when they'll start to dabble with their totalitarianism all this stuff that big lie if you're vaccinated it shouldn't matter dude just i'm not responsible for educating you bro like literally just google it but here's the problem google's part of the conspiracy you you know what you're immune to learning things because like even presented with the information you'll dismiss it as a big lie i don't know how they exist because like you choose to believe some information you choose not to believe other information their world is so confusing and so it goes on whole fines this is erasmus and poll paul finds almost half of americans want vaccine passports so 44 of them that'll go up anyway alex are infowars ladies and gentlemen this guy um he's considered part of the alt-right not surprised i'm not surprised he didn't mention that i'm jewish maybe he was trying his hardest to show it in the photos you know without saying it he's like please pick up on this please pick up on this we should return the favor and show his twitter handle oh wait he doesn't have a twitter handle he got banned of course no wonder they have such a chip on the shoulder yeah i mean you know abe you have a tinfoil hat did you want to say something well he made some good points i i kind of understand a little bit where he's coming from you better take that hat off dude scrambling your brain there's another guy i guess this is a like a famous comedian sam tripoli i don't know who he is famous that's nice of you i've never heard of him but apparently he's like yeah okay mid size say midsize midsize um he went on a rant too about my tweet on a so-called er our people with brian callan um i'm never talk i have no pro i mean i except that he was accused of essay but i don't know i don't know brian callum personally i don't know anything about him but this guy's a real [ __ ] [ __ ] like holy god and then he even see he says he even wants to fight me i don't know what's with these gorillas what are you talking about dude what do you mean you want to fight me what world are we living in look how many disposal likes it's gotten three thirty thousand i mean that is blatant misinformation three 000 retweets um yeah i i uh look man uh this isn't brian talking this is sam talking ethan i'll fight you for charity i've said that why do you want to fight me can we just like ha what can't you just google some information instead of wanting to fight me how does that resolve this conversation i love that i love that it's just so ape-minded this though i said i've said that this is going i wonder how many times he's done dmt be something that is i wonder if he's ever spent 10 minutes in i wonder what's the longest you spent in a deprivation tank if he's fully enlightened yet or not your your freedoms whether or not brian's not on board with this guy's rant it doesn't make any sense but anyway shout out to sam tripoli who by the way he it's sam go honestly his whole grant is kind of incoherent and weird he's very confused about what fascism is dudes and pointy helmets goose stepping who is ethan kline i don't know he's on that yeah it's it's a lot but one good thing i want to shout a point out about sam tripoli is that um bobby lee crashed his car into him his on purpose so i don't know if you guys remember bobby this happened shortly after the gatsby when he crashed the gatsby and he crashed into uh sam's uh car and he had a total meltdown he bro you are so whiny come on bobby lee crashes guard do you do not find that funny at least a little bit like this you're at a comedy club and you're not laughing about bobby lee crashing into your [ __ ] car like how unfunny can you be dude like these [ __ ] i don't know if that's fair that's hilarious bobby lee crashed into his car did he do it intentionally bobby says he did oh bobby said he did yeah he later said he did on his show no but he was wrong he rolled into it it wasn't like like he he just had it on drive and he didn't hit the brakes you wouldn't be pissed did somebody hit your car i would be pissed but it's also funny that bobby lee crashed into your parked car and the parking lot of a comedy club i mean come on it's hilarious all right fair enough i mean yeah i'd be a little pissed let me crash my gatsby i wasn't mad about that my gatsby probably cost as much as this guy's car not the flex but i'm just saying i mean gatsby's like four thousand dollars i mean you know what i mean i'm not a foot model this guy's such a [ __ ] whiner sam tripoli also it's not like he has like a really nice car the other thing so i can get why bobby and his uh like what he's got you know like what i mean oh he's got like a is that a mercedes or maybe he's just a nice car i can't tell regardless it's hilarious you can be angry and amused right i mean come on sure yeah what he uh i think it was like the first time i ever met him he smacked me as hard as he could in the back of my bobby lee yeah and like i was pissed at the moment but now i find it [ __ ] hilarious i was surprised he did that i remember he slapped you and you were saying to me after the show that he slept that he like got you good yeah he's like oh you're so sexy i like your hair and then just wham as hard as he [ __ ] could like i saw that yeah kind of an [ __ ] yeah this kind of that that i don't like i i find it somewhat common now you want to know gorilla brain or you want to know uh joker brain bobby you lose joker brains definitely yeah i love bobby so i'll uh i'll tip my joker brain is crashing your car into someone else's for a laugh but he couldn't have done it to an unfunnier [ __ ] so we love him for that bobby knew bobby's like i'm paying for it dude this car is already all [ __ ] up well it [Music] yeah he crashes all the time yeah he has a prius so he's like man you know but anyway here's bobby talking about how anyway bobby said on his podcast he did it on purpose which i was like oh my god dude you're crazy because he he later admitted that he crashed the gatsby on purpose too uh which i thought was so loud the next thing i see in the corner of my eye is this prius just rolling and bobby's outside of it and he's literally not even in the car drag the car as if he can stop stop it with his street of course it just slowly started crashing the soundtrack it hit his car one month car bombs you've never done a car bomb before so you were physically outside of the car and your car you it was on drive and you just left it driving into sam tripoli and he freaked yeah i mean naturally [ __ ] i mean i'm did you did you see this that everybody no you from inside the building anyway [ __ ] hilarious guys such a good i like to smell horrible things what's the guys act like have you ever seen sam tripoli his act yeah i watched some of it for the show and i was telling uh dan it's like middle eastern i'm sorry um midwest suburban dead like corny wasn't he trying to bring like rock and roll back like an androidized clay thing i thought yeah we looked up something and he his show in the 2000s was like it's comedy but with an edge we've got strippers there and we've got uh yeah baby rock and roll you guys remember when rock and roll was about tits and cocaine [ __ ] yeah that's [ __ ] hilarious also he's very outspoken kind of like libertarian dude but i did see that he did a uso tour in afghanistan which is pretty ironic in my opinion so shout out to shout outs family anyway peace and love shout out to the families that's my whole thing you know that's my infowar i wonder if sam tripoli has a wiki feat doubt it sorry dude not bit not big enough deal sam tripoli wikipedia passport nope nope hey sam shout out to your [ __ ] family bro who even are you wikifeet sam tripoli men not a single match pathetic pathetic you know he's a spaz when the infowars clip was a lot more calmer than his right yeah that's true man well the infowars guy at least was coherent i could respond i couldn't even respond to this guys because he was like that's the definition of fat that happens goose stepping in pointy hats um anyone else's wiki feet we need to tank before we move on i think we got everybody no i think we got it we got it covered oh i heard that wait so i heard where there's a wiki feed takeover um little wiki feat update let me check the top ratings because i heard there was an interesting movement there really i want to smell feet uh yeah have you been toppled no that's not okay someone took a b spot here let's see celebrities um sight rating sort by rating so number one ethan klein thank you peace and love almost a seven out of five that shouldn't be possible but it is moses oh my god so that's the new thing is moses is number two now no way that's so funny with only four pictures too a six out of five wow stay blessed my friend look at that dude that had to have taken some coordinated effort to boost yeah i never even this has nothing to do with me there's some renegade foot soldiers yeah there's some um it's the the foot fairies oh that's uh trisha's gang right yeah okay i'm glad she's on board finally though took some convincing now she's got her foot fairy army oh god god forbid there ever be a civil war no god daddy let there never be a civil war on what keep feet daddy daddy that'll be it that'll be the bloodiest civil war in uh world history have we looked at what tricia's score is the thing on the women's side is that um oh it doesn't show you the actual score for something yeah i don't know why yeah it's weird so ethan klein number one thank you peace and love and then klite so wait what happened to you ab you're not even on here they removed me and put me back it's so weird like i always be i'm removed and then yeah but do you still have a high rating you're just off the leaderboard or what yeah i think it there was like a coup and like ian and uh zach tanked it a little bit but you guys did you guys let a foot cool against ab when was i a [ __ ] part of this what oh are you not part of it okay sorry what did you do ian i didn't do anything i'm not i'm not doing this you're like mussolini you're like paranoid foot dictator i'm like switzerland i don't know what they're talking about are you a paranoid foot uh dictator aby no i i'm glad to be off the site how do you spell is it abdullah or is it a b they smell a b but it's like weird the way they spell it they put like a period in between or something i can't even find it right now oh you can't even find your own page yeah i can't find it oh man you got nuked who you kidding huh this [ __ ] is so funny man i i'm endlessly entertained by this i'm sorry it's so funny to me and people keep going back and finding more and more foot picks has anyone from the website like reached out to you or anything never i see a hot foot pick right here in the gutter i've been trying to get in contact with them but they just will not respond to a photo really why are you getting in contact oh you want to maybe talk to an admin yeah or something because we i think we planned something like a little bit ago where we wanted to have a person from them call in maybe they want to just stay neutral they don't want to show bias yeah yeah their traffic's probably way up now that the foot armies have begun i'm surprised they've let it go i i would have expected the the people the proprietors of wikifeet to be way more serious about this and think that we're like trolls we're not trolls though people love my feet i want to smell feet i mean seven out of five bruh actually i found myself zach past me zach patched you no how's that possible i was like almost i was like a six at one point oh so your your rating just went down bro they didn't remove you you just got you just you don't have i think he tanked his own rating i mean i got to out him a little bit here he he was genuinely afraid that the audience was going to vote him higher than you and get you in trouble [Music] you thought you were going to pass me on wikipedia listen listen as a troll one but two he thought yeah he didn't actually think that his feet were better he thought that the audience to control you would vote him higher than you so that you would get mad at him that was like his theory listen there's more to that dan went in the discord and said let's troll ethan get a b to number one and i start freaking out i'm texting dan like you [ __ ] said that i don't think i said that yo you're somebody's to own up is there a foot mutiny here you better speak up now before i find out i think i think he was getting up there he was like number two and i may have made a comment that said it would be funny if he passed i didn't encourage people to go do that in a panic because that would have been funny that's basically encouragement dan if you say oh wouldn't it be funny it's like it wouldn't be funny that would be funny that's encouragement i mean i it's facts it would be funny if abe got higher than you wouldn't be funny at all you know i like maybe your opinion yes i was coming back keep it to yourself who authorized you to give orders to the foot army i didn't this was not an order it's an insinuation if independent actors wanted to uh do so wait zach has a high score zach wow i'm out of four nine oh nice congratulations thank you i haven't seen your foot picks wait zach oh is it zachary it's zach lewis it's in the discord i sent lewis oh you sent me oh here it is i got you now you're living wow i saw you guys all putting up feed pics just for i'm not on there that's the eg podcast logo this is some quality that's funny those are some well-managed oh my goodness wait so you you did take pictures with this intention zach no no no no no here's what happened what well it's fine he's just he's just not being like hey guys wouldn't it be funny on discord if everyone gets ethernet one that's not good with you bro i wouldn't [ __ ] you overlapping i know it's actually loyal foot lieutenant who would the [ __ ] would do that hey being dan apparently i pulled over my car and i called dan in a panic i'm like what are you doing to me he did he said so maybe davey is loyal and dan's trying to fight i was freaking out i was freaking out dude [Music] i swear to god on my mother's life i tried self-reporting myself so dan is the [ __ ] mutinist trying to throw a so dan somebody just said that they just found evidence that exonerated me wait wait oh you did what'd you find number one on the site to troll ethan challenge how [ __ ] dare you even try to how dare you even [ __ ] who authorized you to make such a statement on the discord is not loyal that is insane i guess i guess it was that way to me and be like oh i never i honestly just didn't really remember this was months ago but yeah i'll own it i don't care hey the statute of limitations doesn't end on this type of [ __ ] i'm going to try to find my messages it still would have been it still would have been funny maybe i believe you thank you dan is the [ __ ] dan you better check yourself right someone says should i make ethan's rating lower you says well you said nah just pump up abs so you did have some sense of humanity no i didn't want you to get tanked i just thought it would be funny if abe passed you because they would because it objectively would be i don't see what's funny about that i genuinely don't why don't you put show your feet right now dan no i don't want to be on there but you think you're about quick you just want to [ __ ] with it you're like littlefinger bro you're the yaga of the situation dan oh wow look at that oh a nice reference do you guys hear about us sherbot usher paying strippers with oh my god he's the best he's awesome this is straight schrute bucks from the off right and these are like high quality fakes too i was like man he i wonder if you can get probably go to jail like this seems serious these are like really high quality fakes they are i don't think you can go to jail for i mean it's it's obviously not real but they're spending it they're giving it to strippers this one lusher las vegas for residency oh it was it seems like this was uh i know this is a promotional thing for gotcha okay they left it as tips so they tried to explain themselves because everyone was like yo usher why are you leaving fake [ __ ] tips with your money on it i guess one of the girls who works there posted this she said the money does not have a trade in value whatsoever hey that's funny i love that she had to say that no no go to the post office they'll uh they'll redeem that don't y'all think he should be blasted on social media for this [ __ ] i mean kind of i don't think you should be giving that out at a strip club even if you did tip it's a little corny bro what if it just got accidentally mixed in with his uh with his normal cash and he didn't realize it that's what they say but i think they were making a i think they were making a rain usher bucks i really do especially some of his homies they're like here take some usher bucks baby they thought it was hilarious they probably so usher himself was giving these out it's unclear i'll read i'll read what they said apparently him and his whole crew went to a strip club and they spent a lot of money and they also spent a lot of usher bucks as tips so i mean you know they're they're dark in there you know you can't see yeah it looks like real money that's what i'm saying yeah yeah maybe it just you know i'd rather see than i'd rather see an usher than a franklin i mean it's more badass i think i'd rather see a franklin i mean what kind of promotional thing is that either like who's gonna be ha nobody's happy to get fake money hey dude here's a hundred it's just a picture of usher what am i supposed to get excited about his show i want a hundred bucks everybody's disappointed about this promotion be excited if your face was on a hundred dollar bill yeah but not as excited as if you just got a hundred dollar bill yeah i i feel like this one might be more collectible interesting it might be a good segment send zach to strip club with some ethan bucks ethan why don't you just start paying zach and uh ethan bucks since he's so into the idea yeah yeah you have to pay him except ethan bucks instead of payment yo so savit 21 savage made his own funny money he said y'all ain't the only ones getting that usher money oh he got us your fault he's got usher bucks damn he's rich as [ __ ] boy that's got to be at least 10 g's in usher bucks what what is the value of one usher buck it's like a penny or something like a shrew buck is it a true buck was it one shrew buck like a penny or something it was less than a penny i think it's awesome shout out to them and their family i saw you had something up ian did you bail on that i thought it was funny oh what this the i was wondering you want to ask if you can receive your your salary in fupa box this showed up in an envelope from payroll i was kind of confused yeah i mean no that's that's that's totally redeemable that looks great did you just whip that up real quick yeah [Music] if you go to a taco shop if you go to a outdoor shopping center late at night you could probably spend that yeah or a dark strip club apparently or dark strip club here baby i'm gonna make it rain i just love the idea of them going in with fake money with usher's face oh you know what time it is okay i know we don't have much how much time we got left here very little actually yeah ethan has to ethan has somewhere to be today so we have kind of i can be a little late i think i can i can go over a little bit we have about 10 minutes so if we got out like a quick story we were planning on doing a rock and roll trivia yeah i don't know if we have time for that and dan as they've been stepping to each other and i'm actually quite curious last week they got a little bit tangled up when dan said hey you're not the only one who knows rock and roll trivia around here but zach is the rock and roll guy i mean he does have those glasses that's i've faced to be honest here's the thing though zach zack what is your age i'm 23. dan uh i'm 33. so that's 10 years more of experience and knowledge that counts for a lot in this world so well it's a tough one that's it i was talking a lot of [ __ ] last week but but i do anticipate zach being an admiral opponent we uh i mean him and i talk rock stuff all the time together we do you know i didn't know you're such a rock and roller dan i thought you were like into like nd [ __ ] dan knows a lot he he knows he knows a lot i have to say he does he did dan is very smart yeah i just didn't know you're a rock and roller or do you just know about all music probably more that but uh no i mean rock is hard wow we've got a little bit of a baba booey situation i mean rock is my uh that's my first love what can i okay let's get let's get some sample questions because i really want to know who do you guys think's a favorite to win this ian and ab i can't decide you gotta go zach i think it all depends on the questions well i don't know i mean of course but like come on don't sit on the fence what was zach what was zach pulled out something yesterday on our meeting what was it and we were like why do you know that i asked him about creed oh yes i actually well first of all i knew that too oh okay i was the one who who named the lead singer of creed actually in that conversation okay when when scott when they were stopped creed what was the ban that they went on to oh you said it yesterday i don't i honestly i don't remember okay so i don't give a [ __ ] about creed let's ask some questions let's see i mean do we want to do we want to get into this now yes i want to know i want to i want to test the waters okay i want to say zach but i'm thinking dan it's just his wisdom and euro diet eurodiciousness which i doubt is a word is gonna know these just because he's been around longer but zach he's got that young brain he's got that joker brain he needs a rock roller he i i think dan might have been to more concerts than i have but i mean i i study liner notes for fun so what is liner notes that's like the creative no it well sort of it's the anything that's written on the uh the inside fold of the you study the inside folds for fun pretty epic claim yeah well i got news not only do i also read those but but when i was in college an entire wall of my apartment was covered from ceiling to floor with liner notes i extracted them from everything from every album i ever worshipped liner notes yeah so okay that's okay that's fair okay let's let's just here let's how long we've been going let's stop at the two hour mark because that's where youtube cuts us off uh we've been going for about an hour 40-ish okay let's get some few questions in i just want to taste the waters there a little bit go ahead again test i want to dance in the water i will taste the water if i want to wait how are we doing this are you going to ask ian's going to be in cut i think when we did the simp off i asked one person a question if they got it wrong the other person can steal they can alternate so right okay okay uh let's start with zach let's let's start with zach okay zack which uh which band originally toured under the name mookie blaylock keep playing do we have some kind of game show music was actually gotta what well he was able to get a multi brain i have no [ __ ] idea literally none dan you got any idea on this one i have sort of an idea but mookie blaylock you can try to answer if they get it wrong it'd be i have no idea about any of these i don't know this one okay well you don't you could so dan do you have an answer to this i have a guess go ahead i think it might i think it might be pearl jam is that your final answer i guess i i think it it's a grunge band i do know that uh it is pearl jam yes oh wow baby wait how did you know that dan i just i've heard it i don't know murky what would they call murky poo lock it's it was the name of a uh like a baseball player oh basketball huh wow fair enough pearl jam trivia that's gotta hit you hard zac yeah he's a way bigger grunge fan than me so i'm actually surprised you didn't know that i knew i didn't i was not confident on pearl jam at all though i gotta say let's go ahead let's go ahead uh with another one uh ian okay so this one's for dan yeah uh ringo starr only wrote two songs for the beatles by himself what were those two songs octopuses garden is one that one i know i know he's saying yellow submarine i don't know if he wrote it um it could no maybe it was the closer on white album the good night um what is it called goodnight this is a deep deep cut this is a deep cut octopus guards octopus garden for sure i'll go with um i'll go with the one from the white album although the name of the song is kind of escaping me i think it's called good good night good night good night or something like that that is incorrect oh that is these are very hard wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait do you have to say you got to give zach a chance to steal that yeah go ahead zach octopus garden um i want to say little help with my friends that's not a beatles song is it what they freako didn't write that that's definitely like john lennon what he's saying is why he's saying then joe cocker covered it well wasn't the question if he wrote yeah yeah the question is which two did he write yeah octopus garden i want to say yellow submarine i want to say that god what's the right answer it is don't pass me by oh and off the start right yes so okay these are very different yeah these are hard these are hard dude what the [ __ ] so how does that work is there partial points i think you get a writer you don't yeah dan is one up one point uh go ahead zach you guys are talking about your line or no doctorates yeah true exactly all right okay um try to pick an easier one damn yeah yeah okay this one's for uh no this one's this one's for young zachary right right uh in 1999 garth brooks briefly took on the alter ego of a rock musician this game that one's easy oh that one's easy okay no but i love it fair enough fair enough okay so we're 1-1 go ahead dan that one's like even a meme on the show yeah that's true it is okay okay dan which singer is credited with popularizing stage diving huh uh oops i meant to cut to myself uh popularizing stage diving um probably iggy popped exactly confident i'm gonna say iggy pop it is iggy pop oh okay baby see i don't know the [ __ ] iggy pop is nice job dan did you know that zach i did um yeah yeah okay definitely no two one now we're getting now we're getting moving he was the original uh rambunctious you know performer on stage cutting himself all kinds of crazy [ __ ] 2-1 dan go ahead zach okay uh zach which famous musician inspired the deep purple song smoke on the water uh frank zappa and the mothers of invention yes wow that's another tied up now now we're getting moving here now we're getting moving two two damn go ahead i want to keep it balanced here and find something not too difficult in the song you have to give that mama you had to give zach the zappa one that's not fair okay okay dan prior to elvis who is widely considered uh the father of rock and roll there you go oh little richard yeah little richard or um chuck berry oh chuck berry fair too couldn't you throw jerry lee lewis in there too i mean it's all kind of i mean all right let's get let's give dan the point three two i want to see what i'm waiting for is a dan miss exact grab that's what's gonna throw this game all off let's go to zach tie it up uh zack uh what score did uh anthony fantano give the latest tool album is that really a rock trivia platform that's a [ __ ] question i don't know and zack definitely knows it because he was hyper triggered by this he gave it a four right a lot it was a four [Laughter] okay he was a little questionable you weren't happy with that rating huh [ __ ] no i love tool i mean i have the [ __ ] deluxe package right here like but you think you think it deserve a higher score [ __ ] yeah it's a great record okay that question and the chris gaines one were pretty tailored to zach i i gotta say not not i'm not i'm not calling anybody out here right i'm just laughing some excuses while you're still technically in the league just the same time we're very no you are tied but dan has the advantage here and he is complaining a little bit just saying go ahead okay dan the uh the group led zeppelin was originally known as what the new yard birds that's correct there you go that's some rock trivia for you did you know that zach i didn't know that you did okay fourth four point stand three point zack we're let's go this is a close game now [Applause] uh this let's see this is uh an easy one uh let's see he's getting all the easy ones all right all right i'll give him again give me even more give your heart be fair give me your intermediate one often we're referred to as the first lady of bass guitar he played 12-string guitar for sonny and cher frank zappa the beach boys sam cook he's got this one for sure any other soundtracks what is her name errol k that's right hey what was her name carol kay she's she was part of the looked like you're gonna wreck it up you're like errol king i think he was just pausing for a dramatic effect good job thank you she was part of the uh the wrecking crew yeah there you go dan flexing a little bit on his knowledge they were uh a studio a set of studio musicians who themselves were not really famous but played on most of the iconic albums from like the 60s through the early 80s right like yeah i mean they're all on pet sounds and [ __ ] yep like look at you two interesting tied up ian go ahead for dan uh dan in 1999 this lead singer from a popular new metal band was named senior vice president of interscope records who was it um wow my mind is immediately going to one thing but i feel like it's probably not right but it was it fred durst it was frederick that's the rotating door fred thurs became a lobbyist we talked about fred durst all the time we talked about did you zack no i actually didn't know that one wow dan okay dan is kind of um impressing me but still we're zach you have a chance to tie it up uh okay uh which musician's son uh became drummer for the who in 1996. zack starkey and then his ringo starr that's right wow i would not have known that one so okay tied up i'm glad that one went to zach i'm waiting for someone to slip up here so i can kind of name like a ringo starr's son became the replacement drummer for the who zack starkey well no there was one after when they made um the album after keith died so their first record back in 81 was the drummer for the faces [Laughter] if this ends up in a tie i have a really good challenge for you guys really okay all right well let's see go ahead this one's for dan all right dan uh which pink floyd album was the first album to ever be played in space um well i don't actually know the answer to this but i would have to guess dark side of the moon yes it was not oh see it that doesn't i thought it might have been a quick question go ahead uh zach yeah zach can steal i mean process elimination here yeah there's only so many albums okay moon landing 69 i feel like that was a missed opportunity by whoever was in space to be honest did you give the year that it happened no i didn't oh i'm just i'm trying to think when they would have done this uh okay i want [ __ ] so he doesn't actually know he's going to guess what maybe you'll get a lot i'm thinking about dan hold on here get dan dan dan it's not that it's delicate sound of thunder that's a missed opportunity right there that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] were they thinking all right let's keep going now let's keep going back to dan we're still tied up okay dan the uh the uh original guitarist for fleetwood mac from their first three albums left the band in 1971 why did they leave the band uh because uh because of the relationship problems so he broke up with uh with what's-her-face right now original guitarist jeremy spencer is his name he broke up with what's her face because of bad breakups that's not the answer oh okay ooh zach sweep it for the win wasn't the original guitar is peter green i think you might want to fact check your question oh zach coming in with the [ __ ] fact check because stevie nicks didn't come stephen that's right and they were a blues band they weren't a poppy you know seventies yacht rock oh exactly so the original guitar peter green you might want to check your question on that why did they break up though let's see if you if you know let's say well the band didn't break up he left why did he why did this guy leave well i think fleetwood mac wanted to go in a new direction mick wanted to take it in a new direction and that's when they found lindsey buckingham and stevie nicks new direction who they found in sound city recording studio in new directions that seems like a wrong answer he left to join a cult that's a new direction that is an interaction but i can't give it to you zach come on now let's get let's get a winner here back to dan we're at a tie game this is a nail biting no uh that was my question originally wasn't it no nobody got it right though yeah but we're still alternating i think it's next wait wait is that question yeah i think it's tied still is it yeah it's time it's tied back to dan wait that was dan's question no that was my question yeah exactly yes oh zach's turned my bad you're right is it back to zach tight game thank you dan honor among competitors uh zach where did duran duran get their name oh having some strain on zack's face he's wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it from a movie wasn't it from a movie [Applause] it was from a uh it was from a movie um i don't remember the name of the movie it had jane fonda in it i want to say is like an old like shitty bee sci-fi movie but oh wait uh no i don't know i don't know the old sci-fi movie it was a 1968 film barbarella yeah all right back to dan we gotta crown a winner here we're so close keep it moving uh dan can you name at least four members of the ramones hmm i mean no no zach can you i just i well i don't want to give any to zach but i know i can't i know i can name a few but i can't name force okay zach dede ramone johnny ramone um those are the two that i knew rick rick there were there were some later members wasn't there a ricky ramone just named him you can't ask in oh the ian said not quite your mom and johnny ramone i think this is uh i don't know i don't know yeah that's a lot of ramones how many words there's a lot of ramones dude yeah there's a lot of ramones yeah joey johnny dede tommy marky richie elvis and cj freaks see we had a lot to draw from but we couldn't even come up with those later years of the remains okay let's keep it okay all right that let's do some whose turn is it zax yeah jax okay go ahead go ahead uh which grunge bands out of seattle were nicknamed the big four which ground bit multiple metallica and slayer i think you misunderstood the question wait what which grunge bands out of yeah that's what i said known as the big four metallica anthrax those don't sound like grunge bands to me those are wait what do you know the big four are known as metal bands zach that is incorrect you got you got it hold on hold on three times no we kept insisting this i i did not hear him please please okay go ahead and allison chains pearl jam and nirvana that's right okay he knew it all right fair enough you know it but we kept trying to help before and when we were clarifying now we clarified over and over again and even as you were answering go ahead you get the point dan you got the point tie it up got the point tie it up dan oh is he in the lead now no no no no okay he's tied i'm my bad okay yeah uh are you sure about that i give up a point he's up a point okay wait i thought he was no we we've been tied this whole time yeah they've been tired yeah go ahead it's tied i know that if dan gets this right gotcha uh all right dan uh in let's see i'm looking for a good one in 2009 radiohead released this single as a tribute to one of britain's last surviving world war one veterans uh it was uh i think it was called a memory of harry patch i think that's kill the music yeah that was right yeah that's right wow great job do you know that zach let's go let's keep it moving it's it's 208 do we i think you guys have both proven yourself worthy competitors here i think we should end it with the challenge i was talking about okay what do you got what you got though usually before the show we have this bad habit of singing creed who can do the best creed impression you're gonna get clean you're gonna be so accurate that we're gonna get claimed is that what you're saying yeah uh zach is like borderline professional singer yeah that's not i think we're gonna have to continue this in our next yeah i think we might just have to on wednesday we gotta do some death round [ __ ] and take it to the streets because you you guys both are pretty good i'm impressed for sure thank you thank you thank you like dan you're a great competitor you as well zachary you as well and let's let's think of some death match for uh next wednesday we can put this to bed well anyway that was fun i'm actually going to tour a school for theodore oh oh nice yeah wow grows up so fast for a preschool which is really exciting it doesn't start for for a bit but we're going to go tour it so that's awesome i'm excited for him to go he's going gonna have so much fun there you're gonna do some crazy uh what's the uh like the french advanced learning schools called monsoory i'm probably saying it horribly it's just a preschool montessori right there you go what is what do they do with the montessori i honestly don't know but it's it's like supposedly it's uh super intense turns your kid into a genius intense he's a [ __ ] two years ago i know and they started really want i just want them to go finger paint and have fun fair enough yeah all right so uh we'll see you guys on friday thank you for watching this big and the words of sam tripoli i didn't want to say the r word these days because i know it's offensive to people but uh a big fat uh what do you call me a big a stupid r word from one stupid r word [Music] thank you for watching everybody have a great week see you on friday [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 940,552

Rating: 4.5892305 out of 5

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Id: 0Os_vIpQXg4

Length: 107min 46sec (6466 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 15 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/appleparkfive]

Laughed hard at "You're like Littlefinger" from Ethan to Dan about Wikifeet.

Surprised nobody thought of Little Toes or something

[u/anniegwish]

Ethan: "And he's in a jungle or some shit, what is this video? So odd."

Dan: giggles "It's just his backyard probably.."

WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD? Right before Dan said that I was thinking it's just a tree?..😭

[u/_HereComesTheClap_]

I am so baffled and amazed by how many papers the Infowars guy has on his desk. I don't know why, but it made my day.

Is there a PO box where we could send him more papers? I feel like he'll be taken more seriously if he has just a few more papers on his desk.

[u/coopiekeep]

AB tanking his own wikifeet 😂

[u/coolestbythelake]

the way infowars dude randomly brings up a baby pic of teddys butt, saying "i wouldn't be into it, he's into that" clearly hinting to his conspiracy-loving audience that ethan is involved in some pedo ring conspiracy. this has been disturbing me since i watched yesterday. these people are so dangerous and i see a clear cause and effect between this content and ethan getting a visit from the fbi.

[u/Marukh]

There's a lot of troubling stuff in that InfoWars guy's segment, but the part where he accused Ethan of collaborating with the government to promote 'the big lie' was just awful.

The term 'the big lie' originates from Mein Kampf, where Hitler accused Jewish people of 'falsely' lying that Germany lost WWI on the battlefield, and instead claimed that Germany lost because they were 'stabbed in the back' by Jews and socialists back at home. This claim that Jews were seeking to undermine and destroy Germany was one of the many propaganda techniques the Nazis used to whip up hate against the Jewish people, and to later justify their war of extermination as an act of 'self-defence'

Whether or not a person agrees with Ethan on the issue of vaccine passports, it is deeply, deeply troubling for his stance on a public health topic to be equated with a disgusting narrative that paved the road to the Holocaust, particularly given that Ethan is Jewish himself.

This is InfoWars, of course, so I doubt the anti-semitism was accidental.

[u/Highsenberg2556]

I love Ethan's shirt, I hope I'll be able to grab one

[u/kal195]

Bud, Sam Tripoli is legit a coke rage asshole who can't take any joke or criticism whatsoever. He would challenge you to a fistfight if you looked at him in even the slightest of mocking ways, insecure beyond belief and despite claiming to be a comedian has zero sense of humor. Fuck Sam Tripoli.

[u/Reasonablecandle9]

Footsoldiers where you at?