It's Time To Stop James Charles - H3 Podcast # 241

two oh no oh no james charles just last night as i was prepping this podcast out of nowhere wasn't even on my radar first 30 seconds of the episode be careful i i know anyway this episode is sponsored by harry's which is incidentally they're probably not going to like this but all right you guys know where i'm going with this so i was prepping the show last night we had all this fun stuff to talk about and of course james charles comes back again with a new um a new [ __ ] boy he's and we're talking here we go like god do we need to do another content chord on james charles and ian's ian goes dude this is no time for content court this is time for a real court and you make a great point this is not a laughing matter this is a why does nobody care there's a serious predator he's out there his name is james charles and he is preying on children this 15 year old kid which is like i'm chris hanson like dateline nbc chris thank you just the man i'm looking for which is a b this is this is right six he's been exposed six times oh no six fans exposed him in the last six months four of them not in the last six months really i thought that was over like the the lifetime of his illustrious career of uh hitting fans no this is in the last six months there's been four minors jesus because i remember when we did the james charles content court there were some because the the really the only allegation against him was from tata tati tati tata and we were like that's just too thin to make such a strong accusation so we dropped that whole aspect but since we made that six fans have have allegedly have been send receiving james for take a seat right over there you know like and i'm going crazy over here nobody gives a [ __ ] he's out here being like hi sisters and i've i don't know my sister listen yeah i i guess i'm pro if if i want to cancel james charles if that makes me pro cancel culture then i guess i am this is like there's this idea that like cancel culture is so evil nobody deserves to be canceled james charles deserves to be cancelled wow sister snapped adolf hitler deserved to be canceled let's start there so some cancellations are justified right well can you even really call it a cancelling at this point it's kind of like the it's similar with the david thing it's like was david really canceled or did credible allegations of actual crimes come out like where does the line really between canceling and you know culpability for for for committing it for committing an actual crime well that's a great point and i feel like people's these the first of all the whole and the whole like we all know that pc culture has gone too far we're all fed up with it we're all on the same page but there is this movement fueled by what i perceive as strong conservative and probably a lot of white nationalism kind of thing coming in as i don't know if that that's how i perceive it okay [ __ ] you that's my opinion [Applause] come on down here now we want our freedom for the world who are saying now oh what i can't be racist cancel culture everything's cancelled culture nobody could be held accountable for having shitty opinions but that's that's i guess my point is like i feel like there is a strong line to be drawn between people being cancelled for opinions and uh beliefs which you know that you can have a debate about the merits of that but then that gets conflated with again people actually doing illegal things like that's not when people say like oh cancel culture run amok talking about again david i'm just bringing up because this is very prominent recent example um you know i i don't think that the label of canceling even really applies there it's uh you know he's not i think you're right and first of all dan thank you for switching to yourself trying to get better about not make me looking at my when i'm talking [ __ ] james charles i've been making these bomb ass mother loving tic there's some weird conspiracy going on on tick tock about james charles i [ __ ] you not i make these great tick talks about james and they get removed so fast that's snoop right or is that that's yeah i believe that's the same yeah thank you they get removed so fast do you know how much content is uploaded about james charles let me show you for example my most recent one that i posted yesterday i was like oh this thing is such a banger oh no oh you know what i'm sorry i'm getting ahead of myself let's watch the new tick tock of the expose so this is i don't know why these i don't know why these guys make their videos so awful it's like they're trying not to anyone to watch so you have to pause it and i guess muted too so he sent him this that would be so cute oh see it's like i know i was blown away by this it's like what is he doing everything is on screen for two frames and then it cuts to something else i i can't do this guy you guys are gonna have to go you should just show how insane it is though yeah i love too when he's showing the messages he's just like scrolling around randomly like everything's like pearl come on he's like i just i love it it's my home i love these shirtless yeah what there's something about exposed video while you're shirtless that's just magical yeah at first i was like i had to decrypt this i was like what am i and then i was able to um i was like oh okay i get this now here see i keep missing it tick tock is literally on screen for a half a second i guess it's on beat though it's on beat it's pretty dope the way he did it on beat but oh i can't [ __ ] actually read it so sick yeah really sad i'm really sad okay i'm gonna preempt this okay here we go here we go here we go i can't do this can somebody just send me a screenshot i believe um one of you put together uh the screenshots let's see i'm i'm saving it right now wouldn't this be funny if this is the tick tock that gets james canceled you can't even [ __ ] read it anyway sister it's like you're doing the screen record you don't like don't randomly scroll up and down while you're uh trying to i think he's trying to show the authenticity of the i suppose you know what i mean i made this tick tock yesterday about james charles it was popping off okay and i tagged them okay and it was immediately removed oh this is my conspiracy video nobody cares about that here this was from the subreddit somebody said they found this this job uh posting for any audio at the end james charles if you're watching this um i found a employment opportunity for you here uh somebody let yeah james okay removed for harassment and bullying thoughts someone's protecting him i mean and do you i mean you usually have an even head on this like do you think this qualifies as harassment and bullying james be honest give me a level-headed response here wait can i get to play by play one more time charles if you're watching this um i found a employment opportunity for you here uh somebody let yeah james i mean it sounds like you're just looking out for him john that's what i'm saying like i know i'm trying i'm exactly and so i was like okay maybe it was popping off and then after my nine minutes it was removed okay so i thought to myself okay you know [ __ ] this i'm gonna post it again maybe it's because i tagged james so i posted again with no tags or anything and it got removed in one minute that's impossible unless some like somebody's monitoring right on tick tock the enormity of content being uploaded i mean what the hell i mean it could be a swarm of of fans that just mass report anything too i'm sure that doesn't help i think he's got an inside guy nine minutes though that's that's very quick i mean yeah it was so i don't know trisha says the same thing happens to her too like she doesn't even talk about him anymore because because she says anytime she mentions james charles it gets removed and i mean like trisha and me with peace and love we are we talk [ __ ] about a lot of people on tick tock you know what i mean and i've never had this happen so i don't know it probably does you know how it goes i mean every time anybody uploads content about you you just hit up susan and then they've got a surgical though surgical strike team and that's why that's why it feels funny because i've been on the receiving end of such conspiracy theories but yeah i mean he's in with the demilios and all those that's true that's right also to go off of that one of his alleged victims got banned from tick tock after making one of their exposed videos on him that was weird now what now for sure he was banned or did he erase his account uh he was for sure banned because he tweeted about it too wow unless he was lying unless he was lying i have not confirmed with tick-tock he could be something to be totally fair because he's i don't know you never know he's got some godfather like sleeps with the fishes [ __ ] man who's the ceo tencent tencent well that's the parent company right listen tim talk zach keep away from that yeah don't do it i have it right on the don't do it zach this is james how dare you allow anybody to go against the family do you know who i am the demilious i have looked at a thousands of little boys armpit hair hi sisters how dare you allow this man to call me a [Music] groomer they lie to me about their age but trust me i don't check that odd you broke my heart how am i the groomer i'm the victim i point out that ian and abe have left wait everybody's leaving [Music] you guys suck man this is funny you guys really hit me like that i love it no i seen ian do it so i just i wanted to add on to this follow the leader hey you go against the family you're breaking my heart baby ian i expect this disrespect for me he's a laughing he's a good friend he makes jokes haha funny man clown but eb you broke my heart i apologize don klein all right what the [ __ ] we doing let's talk about james charles thank you zack zack always got my back always he's the golden boy he's the golden boy his hair ain't just gold his heart is too hmm oh that's very sweet i copied your bald head now too [Music] no i didn't what i just no i just really missed yeah ab shaved his head on i got it no i messed it up like bad but it's this is why i should not be hear you wait let me see your hair it's like completely bro oh no yeah i'll be wearing a hat for a few months why'd you do that i i was trying to even it out you took it a little too far you were sipping dude you were sipping mm-hmm but he didn't you were going to shave your head like ethan oh my god s-i-m-p well hey you want bro you well you gotta buzz it all now i mean you can't even walk you can't walk around like that i don't go anywhere i mean i'm home all day she's gonna wear a hat dude please buzz it off what's wrong with you everyone was talking about how beautiful your hair looked i got problems i do this a lot i don't know i think i have some kind of problem like i can't same thing if i have like acne on my face i can't just leave it i have to play with it at it yeah now you're bald now i'm bald well we wish you the best shout out to your family can we focus on james charles we have a literal predator in our meds all right i want to look at this kid's tick tock who's who's going to help me with this okay we have um hacked into the mainframe to decode his tick tock so this is in sequential order yes oh my god okay bro all right so apparently what happened was they were chatting in notice he wishes him a happy birthday because james will try to say that he didn't know his age as if that even matters let's be honest like that's such a red herring the point is not even that you he lied about his age it's that anyone can lie to you about their age bro why are you talking to all these people i mean four of them have been minors and you're still doing it you absolute [ __ ] lunatic i'll just be your secret lover right well that's kind of what he says here so he james wishes him a happy birthday he had just turned 16. so deaf noodles who we love again just to even though again it doesn't matter did james charles know he wished the 15 year old boy happy birthday on november 2020 [Music] oh you lied the kids literally typing 15 year old everywhere you lied to me oh no how did i get tricked once again so now anyway so he says happy birthday apparently he posted a picture of their conversation on his instagram story and then james flips on him what the [ __ ] is your problem what the [ __ ] is your let me what the f hi sister i'm trying to get the gym what the [ __ ] is your problem the [ __ ] is your what the freak what the heck what the [ __ ] is your problem it's just it's really hard it's so hard because i don't want to just make a stereotypical gay i mean that's how he talks though i know it's troubling that is so true what the [ __ ] is your problem posting screenshots of my snaps to you on your private story i strongly recommend that you keep my name out of your mouth or we're gonna have a major problem uh oh do i smell james getting scared that somebody's exposing him talking to his minor like why do you care that much hi sisters because oh no i'd love to remind you that you are the one who called me cute and said you were bisexual and then into me oh the kid came up to me that's it the kid came on to me i mean what can i do this is literally doing he's literally saying that the kid came on to me yikes he said hold up i don't know get a life and respect people's privacy he's telling this kid to get a life now you're just 16 years people's privacy i'm sorry james what privacy are we supposed to respect when you're talking to children you're back battling because you got caught who got caught here dude oh no oh no he said we already talked about this that's a complete lie you idiot you're backpedaling because you got caught uh who got caught james uh chris hanson like that sister dude i swear god this is a [ __ ] conversation from to catch a predator like you this is literally a plot line from a chat room from to catch a predator james is walking in the [ __ ] kitchen right now to meet this kid and it's chris hanson it's no different what was on the agenda tonight exactly don't ever speak to me again i added you and rem and mine did my own i added you okay once again you have like 20 million followers and you're adding specific like kids always on snapchat by the way which is like predators basically has just turned into the celebs preying on fans app right i mean that i'm pretty sure that's all snapchat is used for now you seem pretty confident on the internet don't ever speak to me again i added you and i did my own business until you called oh then he threatens him wait i think something's missing here but he says it's against the law what you're doing by the way okay james sister what law the share dms is against the law yeah apparently i i don't know what what what he said i think it was something about lying about your age oh yeah he he lied about his age which is against the law well i'm pretty sure we know who's the one breaking the law here which messages did i leave the message of you admitting you lied about your age i saved them and they're gone oh no that's it yeah well by the way it's not illegal to lie about your age it's not against the law so so it is so he's bowling intimidating a lot he's basically just floundering because he wants to put a cap on this the guy's got a problem i mean the guy needs help he has happened four miners in the last six months he can't stop the man needs help the man needs a sister just be your secret lover the man needs some sister sessions with a therapist wow sister snapped oh [ __ ] i shouldn't put this on mine hang on down what did you say maybe oh that was just the part that was missing here yeah get your [ __ ] friend in line before i do lying about your age is bait to someone and it's against the law by the way flying against your age debate someone is against the law by the way that's appreciated i don't think it is that's that's the premise to catch a predator the whole yeah right and the the onus is on the adults in this situation wait no that's not true they're lying about being younger but still lying about the age of course the only adult and in this case not even the adult this guy who is a powerful influencer who's talking to his fans it's sick it's [ __ ] up it keeps happening brands keep working with him people keep associating with him noah back literally even after one of the uh one of these stories just came out said i love james charles so it's time to call out these people who are enabling this to happen all the demons i know charlie's a girl so but like char charlie's very young i i don't put any blame on charlie but dixie's an adult her [ __ ] parents they like we're just hanging out two days ago with the demilio family what parents would let them their children around this pr predator noah back is down with james charles he loves james charles no back you're enabling no back this is you enabling a a uh a predator go ahead dan i got no audio sister james been holding up with all the controversy i love james cool nice well i hope you love him as much as james loves six-year-old armpit shots what was on the agenda tonight love james can you imagine like going up to quentin tarantino after like uh the heart the weinstein [ __ ] tell me what do you think about weinstein listen love weinstein oh my god this is the t nobody gives a [ __ ] brands did still work with james chipotle morph morph is like cosmic it's all cosmetic chipotle the spring chicken uh where there's some other good ones did anyone ever have any some good burrito names for jams the drink chicken is good i feel like there's better ones though too i remember on uh friday when you were asking this um somebody said uh james gets veal and his uh v and his burrito some bougie-ass chipotle but you know because veal is like baby cow so yeah yeah yeah yeah this is a little spooked uh chipotle is con sponsoring him morph cosmetics is sponsoring at this point a basically alleged okay alleged we say alleged in quotes because let's be [ __ ] honest it's been alleged by enough people by now how many people got to allege the same thing with receipts okay morph cosmetics lily lashes what is that [ __ ] sometimes i'm sure it's a cosmetic eyelashes morphe too by the way oh it is well they probably make so much money from him lily lashes yeah would look good on any predator they have actually a lily lashes actually if you guys go dollyash.com predator they have a special package to help you pick up 16 year old boys [Music] so let lilly lashes know hashtag slash predator oh it didn't work oh dead ended okay my bad i mean am i going i'm not going too far right like this is literally i everybody's been i have been screaming from the top of the [ __ ] mountains this guy is dangerous and at a certain point you have to let it go but it keeps happening yeah yeah i mean how we gonna how are we gonna protect members of our young community who are being thrown to the wolves by brands like laura's boutique laura [ __ ] you what is laura's boutique young women's fashion oh boy here you get 30 right now it says on laura's batik you get 30 off your entire order if you use code lb loves you i also heard you get 30 off if you type james charles uh james charles solicited nudes from me when i was under age i'll put that link in the description zach hitting you with that sounds so funny so shout out to wow they have one model for everything interesting oh maybe it's laura that's laura oh laura's killing it this is her whole store i don't know i'm curious because that's pretty anyway laura shout out for that promo called james charles is a predator and sends me armpit pics ask for um community is this one to call out i don't know if that's something that like you just signed up for but he has a community number which we called communities this thing where you can put your number in so [ __ ] people can harass you on your phone like jesus christ i will die before i get a community don't quote me on that i see like a year from now or something teddy fresh having like a community thing yeah it could be useful for fans yeah don't so don't quote me on that i signed up for one and it it's the worst decision i made about was it porn zach tell me what was no no no no it was actually dr aegis oh you did the dr aegis dude there's such liars about that [ __ ] dr aegis is such a [ __ ] liar what is that he goes on howard stern he goes wow it's his real number and he answers everybody i'm like you are a [ __ ] liar yeah yeah it's just i mean it's not super rapid i'd say it's every twice a week but it just it's kind of annoying and the information that he's providing isn't really it's awesome yeah yeah yeah so what's in it for him do you try to sell you [ __ ] no it's just like oh here's the covets just keeping people updated yeah and it's all like something yeah it's all the showmen so [ __ ] the pitch is coming yeah yeah yeah i got suckered into it well anyway james [ __ ] has a community number on his instagram page let's look and he even he even says we called him on friday he goes hi sisters i might even send you a selfie if you sign up i was like oh god hi sisters oh no did he remove it no it's on his twitter ozone it's not instagram oh [ __ ] phone number it's like everybody chill dude i don't need to connect anymore we need to connect more faster oh yeah text me sisters so how much more do i need to connect with you guys i'm here i'm here all the time this is all i do no more connecting can you imagine why would i even text you guys probably like oh a new video you don't need that you know where to find me hey we're uh we're at break time all right let's take a break and we'll be right back harry's razors yes too often we find ourselves choosing between quality and a fair price but with harry's you have to choose no more 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year old boy i swear to god yelled is getting [ __ ] ridiculous call anyone out they associate calls anyone out who associates with this man i am losing my mind i'm chris hanson that's seven likes so take it with a pinch of salt but why are you holding on to this the kids are lying about their age and some about orientation trapping gay men is pretty sick oh wow turning it into a victim thing he's the victim that's that being said james is not innocent he needs to be held accountable for his actions there's no proof that he actively seeking underage boys come on how deluded can you be well they're probably really young come on and then dude there's literally everybody now it's crazy now all these all of his fans are going to try to like assassinate this poor kid's character and turn it into this whole thing about how this kid is a liar and at 12th grade he once got suspended from school for smoking weed in the parking lot he once made a tick-tock he wouldn't even be in 12th grade yet right it's a good point what he was he made a tick tock six months ago where he joked about uh he joked about asian food i don't know you know what i mean like it's like they try to ruin his [ __ ] life because he got preyed upon like here this person says it's us that this kid says i never delete anything but snapchat says he deleted messages who gives a [ __ ] it's like it doesn't matter if he lied about his age that's so beside the point and anyway as we pointed out literally with two seconds of research james knows he's 15 so stop it i'll make it feel really good for you han he has this habit of aligning himself with these big creators that he's a shield sound bite you keep those commented you got it i'm sorry ab what no i'm sorry i i was just saying he has this habit of like aligning himself with these big creators so that he has these people supporting him with massive audiences and he uses them as like a shield anytime there's any controversy anyone says anything about charlie or dixie or anyone he's always the first one to jump in and defend them and he acts as if it's him being a good friend but i think it's more to protect himself yeah he got in good with those demilios man basically god fathered them i wonder if they seen his armpit hair probably you believe i swear to god he asked one of these kids for on god hand to god saw this i mean right that's what he asked for the screenshots are out there get find it fact check me yeah thank you this is a little spooky [ __ ] hell uh let's see in the last six months james has been exposed for talking to four the newest accuser was in the first message the one we've been talking about this other one alleged he was 21 years old sent him unsolicited nudes on snapchat oh so james sent this guy unsolicited nudes on snapchat right a b allegedly allegedly assaiya so this this kid says he's 21 so james like oh well here's my dick allegedly on snapchat which we know is the fake bro if you're on snapchat you're going to get you you're going to get assaulted you can pretty much count on it i mean i don't understand what the [ __ ] going on on that app if a celebrity asks you to add them on snap you're gonna you're about to get assaulted wow sister snapped it's crazy bro so anyway he sent this 21 year old his dick on snapchat allegedly and pressured him to reciprocate despite him telling him he was only 16. love that here's def noodles recedes you know he's like got him oh apparently this kid was banned from tick tock this was the one yeah jesus can't even do this anyway it's an accuser you know um going back to the armpit hair i'm seeing a tweet of his from uh a long time ago saying that someone asked to see his armpit hair on a meagle that's all you found it's only fun keep looking i swear to god there's a text where you asked dude i swear the the last guy who we we talked about who he was like super uh aggressive with there was videos of him and everything he's like why don't you just why don't you just send and stuff and he was in the bathroom and all this okay i like i'm telling you so that's the other one this all happened six months span keep going another user named anon j reportedly claimed that he was 17 when charles reached out though nothing sexual occurred even so they recalled thinking it was weird that charles was flirting yeah i'd say that i like to make love let's see let's look through here yeah like i'm sorry james charles has 20 million followers on instagram and he's just randomly chatting up a fourth accuser going by the handle of life of fousey posted several tweets in an eight part series about his interaction with charles on tick tock and claimed he was also asked for nude photos according to life of fousey he contacted charles on instagram after the youtubers highly politicized 2019 feud with tata tati tata westbrook who weirdly is proven to be right about her accusations like can we talk about tati like she was [ __ ] right that he is a weirdo oh what was her i thought your whole thing was he ate the wrong vitamins and she was well well that was kind of the in between the line no her her main accusation was ugh that's [ __ ] amazing but that's true because it probably can't control himself he knows he's [ __ ] up you know when you send this message and and the amount of times that this is like right at this point like does he have like a humiliation fetish or something no he has no he that is so true he he cannot help himself he cannot stop yes you know man i saw this crazy documentary about uh i think it was a louis thoreau one where he was looking at all these convicted sex criminals and just like learning about them and stuff love louis thoreau there was this one guy just kind of it's an extreme example but something that stood with me he was chemically castrated by the government because he our yeah i think it was ordered to be chemically casual is this in the uk it might have been because that sounds they used to do that i think he couldn't he couldn't stop exposing himself he wouldn't he could not stop but so eventually they gave him some chemical castration to like reduce his libido so he couldn't get it up and stuff and he's like he's like do you do it since you've been chemically castrated he says yes i do i still do it he couldn't help himself he couldn't stop people like semen right oh here we go we got another one okay you guys listen i bet you can make me finish by just flexing and showing off your body hair i'm gonna come bro he sent this message you guys i bet you can make me finish by just flexing and showing off your body hair why did he say oh body your hair parentheses body hair without even taking your dick out so he likes flexing and showing off that body hair bruh i can't oh was that the cat zoom guy yeah he has not responded to my armpit shot by the way are you flexing i was not flexing that was the problem yeah that's where you [ __ ] up james and you know it's like here's the thing he's rich he's famous i'm sure james could get all the tail he wants but he continues to go to the fans he continues to dip in to these very young questionable i'm sorry dude if you go on instagram you can tell the difference between a [ __ ] 25 year old and a 15 year old sorry 99 of the time i'll give a one percent exception so but this has happened eight times yeah really sad yeah i mean like you said the the guy is extremely successful wealthy um you know what grinder tinder whatever you know what i mean like why why why fans on snapchat like what what purpose is that serving he can't help himself he's a danger to himself and and to and to those around him you know what i mean it's crazy oh so back to so tati said she was originally calling him out because he was constantly pressuring straight men into hooking up with him or something she was saying she wasn't responsible right but but what triggered it she said is that he used he went against her gummy which i promoted the wrong gummies she yeah she was saying she basically took him in her and her husband and then he promoted the competition's brand and it was a slap in the face because he literally just posted a story because they helped him at coachella or something like she lost her [ __ ] mind she just like went full nuclear tried to destroy her life but didn't they didn't they uh make amends and then unite to uh destroy shane yeah they will lie which is funny because now she's so stupid because now she's right but she's ruined it by making amends with james to unite against shane this [ __ ] is avengers level weird like the alliances and the moving pieces i mean this is a whole multi-universe that was an all-timer apology when she came out we've been talking about you know apology tier lists recently from youtube right there was so much to i remember there was like bamboo yeah yes all kinds of things was so legit reason holy jet that was that was the last tier for sure that's your apology i heard her she went like bankrupt and stuff i don't know like her whole vitamin [ __ ] went under and thanks to james and torpedoed in her whole business well she was clearly it's just like lady if your whole business hey guys welcome to today's sorry if your whole business strategy is counting on james charles to promote it then you [ __ ] are making a huge mistake breaking my silence my business went uh bankrupt because james charles wouldn't promote my gummy that's the last video she made holy [ __ ] she was sued by the co-founder of her beauty vitamin company oh my god drama so they're in some real [ __ ] you know what i love when youtubers go new video every week monday and thursday at 10am pst and then they're uploading nine months i don't have anything like that on my banner do i i better check no [Laughter] um i intentionally never put that because you never really like stuck to a schedule yeah i didn't want to be that guy new videos every thursday at the front tuesday and thursday at 10 a.m nope no tattoo's house went for sale um last month went on the market what'd you get for it it's listed for four million oh damn girl what's up how's it look nice stuff um yeah sherman oaks sherman tokes sure nice today's [ __ ] nice uh i wonder if that's like um they need the money situation or if they're just bailing out of la situation well i think she lives in seattle i think she has another oh oh yeah she's balling why do you why do you know that i don't do this it's my job what like to know where tati lives question yeah i mean does she well but he didn't look at that he didn't look it up he just opened me he just knows i know that he is right he is right there you go zach i wasn't really doubting that you were right listen i never doubted that he was right i was questioning why he knows i think it is a funny question though that you did happen to just know that i was curious why he why he knew it too so sorry zack i'm with dan on this one it's just an odd little piece of trivia to have just sitting in there i don't know i i know it man i mean i don't i don't know what board is there which part of seattle she lives in no i don't know that yeah i mean i'm a big grunge fan so um let's see there's more according to the uh yeah yep oh this was a good one face sway a famous gamer just revisiting the classics it's from last year in july you kind of look good you ain't seen nothing do you see the flames kind of gotta kill jake's butt and then he goes oops he re-erased it because oops i think about i had no idea you're sorry left my ass off sister hit me up on snapchat i'll just be your secret lover i mean this is amazing right this is a real interaction it's hard to believe oops oh there it is [Laughter] we miss you hila ah so james charles videos are being removed from tick tock people are trying to talk about it tick tock's like his biggest platform he is massive on tick tock and nobody can talk about him here's another banger ass tweet i made about james congratulations that was erased for bullying and harassment now you tell me is this bullying and harassment jason james charles on your kids choice award it's perfect because i know that kids have always been your choice so that works out perfectly ops nickelodeon keep an eye on him during the after party bullying harassment i mean by the letter of the law yeah probably by the letter of which law i did i mean there probably is by which it's okay to bully some people oh i see you're saying okay but you're bullied like who just no no law it's a figure of speech i'm just saying yes you you are you are bullying somebody you are bullying me okay am i bullying james charles by making one i think bullying is more like the like let's say it's the repetitiveness like i hadn't made a video about james charles i mean hold on how many videos hold on no no back on tick tock when i posted this video i had not talked about james charles okay um this was a one-off video that i posted you are bullying me i believe you may have but a lot a lot like in november probably but it was only i think one other tick tock about let's all please reflect on the fact that james charles who has had six credible allegations of in the past six months won a kid's choice award yes hilarious and on the same night that david was hosting right that it was a cursed kid's choice award that may go down as the most cursed case choice choice ever that's like bill cosby and weinstein have like i accepting this award on behalf of bill cosby who couldn't be here tonight i missed the mark with that one oh ian corrected me he said i had a bunch of tick tocks about james stillington yeah yeah okay fine but like where is this is it this is like a totally appropriate joke so it's like no other than some [ __ ] that i got removed and you you might be right he's a top creator on tick tock he might have some pull to uh he's got almost suppressed criticism of him he's in man though i mean all jokes aside we we know how absurd the whole narrative about you having a hotline to susan is or whatever right right and tick tock is an even bigger like uh i mean can you really even get a hold of anybody at tik tok i have someone at tick tock they reached out to me oh well get him to delete james charles account well i messaged him i did message him i was like yo why are these videos keep getting removed and he didn't answer that question suspicious suspicious i don't know i'm just i i i agree i don't think he's like call he's it's not like james is calling someone every time there's a video about him but like there seems to be some type of moderation going on and deaf noodles got locked out of his twitter as well when he shared one of the videos yeah twitter don't give a [ __ ] he got locked out for 12 hours uh when you post a video about one of the victims of james weird what twitter twitter is like down for anything you could do like beheading videos on twitter and they're cool with that [ __ ] nothing twitter world this is yours i mean they've they've gotten they've gotten more uh what are the i didn't know there were any rules here i mean pornography is totally fine pornography is fine but uh are they not down with violence yeah i mean they got a lot of bad press this was a while ago now yeah i mean when um when all of those isis videos were all over twitter and they were getting a ton of [ __ ] they finally kind of cracked down on all that isis had like a huge presence on twitter so ironic isis got us so good because they caused the adpocalypse on youtube right because youtube was putting ads on isis videos and isis was making round and they [ __ ] up twitter because people were posting ice like they actually got us dude isis videos it's kind of i mean they kind of mission accomplished us they were trying to destroy our destroy our culture our heritage say what you will about isis but it's my god-given american right um hold on it's my god-given american right to fight to defend the right to where ugh did you see the karen today that was wearing a see-through mask nope oh no oh god it was so funny maybe it's on tick-tock i was hoping it would just show up it's my god-given right to protect people from wanting to spread kovid whatever no no i'm out i'm out going thank you though thanks for teaming me up i was just i wasn't there so that's it james made a statement last month uh admitting right i mean i'm just going to re-going over this because i think it's important you know admitting to it well that's all i pretty much have to say about that that's all huh i do want to mention everyone that this episode is sponsored by harry's dot com slash h3 thank you thank you you know that was good how we go how long i mean can i talk about anything else we've been going for an hour and ten minutes oh [ __ ] this is all we've talked about i kind of like the dedication you know oh no we got the little nas music video which i mean these people are so ridiculous they're getting upset about this like dude how are people trish is one of them actually funnily enough but i that's what i said to trisha i was like you're just being superstitious you just are grown up to feel like satanic and devil imagery makes you is like something's bad is gonna happen but like have you seen one these christians speaking in tongue like this [ __ ] is way creepier than not working on that on the satan and by the way isn't what that what the christians think like he goes to hell and twerks on satan isn't that what they think goes on and now as far as i'm aware this is an accurate portrayal of what they think happened i don't know if they preach uh that there is dancing and twerking in hell well okay but he's [ __ ] you're in the wrong it's not like he's [ __ ] god he's not like saying g like dev if not that would be big let's say if homosexuality's a sin the devil's probably gay because he embodies like sin and that and so the devil probably is gay why are you gay right right like that's a rational argument to make so so like this is good this is what they want this is what they think gay people he goes to hell and he talks on the devil that's it that's what they that's ex as the world should be in their view so who is gay i don't know i don't know anymore is the devil gay i know nas is gay lil naz is gay and i got news for you that means you're gay hmm the devil's gay i mean they've made jokes about this for years i mean in movies and stuff like what little nikki was like 20 years ago and they were shoving like a pineapple up hitler's ass and uh of that maybe we did oh south park was great with satan was gay and [ __ ] saddam hussein right yeah they're so annoying people are just so pathetic dude talking in tongues is literally satanic creepy [ __ ] you are literally if anyone's channeling satan it's you they go excuse me have you seen little nas new video where he twerks on satan oh so terrified their eyes that's creepy everyone's losing their mind holy ghost oh blood of the lamb bloody that [ __ ] makes me way more uncomfortable you seen these [ __ ] like striking down the demons and i'm like oh by the blood these christians are out of their [ __ ] mind con also they're taking the bait let's be honest yeah big bad free victory such such bait i love i actually like lil naus x he is he's been like associating with james charles which i don't know what the [ __ ] that's about i'm assuming he doesn't know but his music videos always slap and it seems like a good how has he been associating with james charles oh he was doing tech talks with him they they had a yeah they did a youtube video together on james's channel oh well then we hate a little not sex now but this was november it's been a minute well november was kind of in exposed territory that's right listen lila's ex needs to know too we got to call him out too does little nos x know that he promoted the wrong gummies is he aware the wrong way the wrong gummies vitamin gummies yeah yeah that might change his perspective he's stealing that yeah that might sway him more than the predator thing the most recent one was december 18th so that was pretty recent yeah and look it's it's it sucks because i like him it's just like why are you doing this the little naz x you gotta assume that most people don't i pay attention to this stuff yeah yeah yeah the drama well tick tock sure the tick tock literally doesn't let you talk about it so that's a huge portion of the people that follow him i mean tick tock is our home little nas is [ __ ] hilarious on tick tock he's so funny he's such i'm i'm i'm a fan he's literally cracks me up on tick tock he's the funniest [ __ ] dude he's pretty epic on twitter too yeah i see the responses you see his response to the gun girl oh yeah we have that in here dude this [ __ ] is so funny love that dude yeah you gotta let lil by the way i was typing his name out the other night we were prepping for the show and it were corrected a little christmas and i thought that was funny little xmas made me a chuckle anybody christmas stuff fair enough not the right season for that joke melania forgive me keep me freaked you're right she's right let's stick with wild mosaics um yeah he he had some slam dunks on some of these dumb dumbs let's see right wing pastor greg is not a fan of little nausea this is this is like an old one the from the you know who little nash x was this is from the last time i forget even why they were mad at him the last time they're saying he's satanic whoever you know i had no idea who he was he was writing this morning hudson said well you know who what made him famous i said well you know he was that horse's side got my horses in whatever that song i was like man that's all you got a cool beat i'll never be able to listen to it again a bunch of devil worship and wicked nonsense pentagram wearing on your nike tennis u666 you think i won't stand for that you've lost your what's this guy imagine how he feels about the new video this guy got triggered over him riding a horse no he is talking about the new one yeah this is about the new oh okay okay he's talking about the shoes because it's 666 on the shirt okay okay wait let me listen to this [ __ ] again he's so charged up love it he's selling tickets tonight boy that little nuts ex sermon tonight we talk about lil knows x save our children our children watch that little niles x video once and then second dick the next day damn it and you know what happened with gay sucked it we get hurricanes and earthquakes every natural disaster these people are [ __ ] cuckoo and we actually listen to them like there's people that listen to them in our country and they vote a lot of them they go three victory victims people think that gay people cause hurricanes and they vote okay that should terrify you it's not great do you see um there's a viral post going around on twitter saying uh it was like a graph showing a church attendance yeah i heard about that it's like below 50 for the first time ever in this country listen and it's happened in the last like decade it's like a insane fall off listen i'm not anti-religion you know i'm not anti-spirituality i just think that people like these really uh culti christians and in general i think people who tend to flock to organizations uh religion tend to just have really toxic social beliefs oh jesus you know so that's what i don't like about it i have no problem with christianity or jews or muslims or anything i mean you know what i mean god bless do whatever you think whatever it is just saying if you think sucking dick cause hurricanes then you're an [ __ ] and an idiot what are we going to do you know little thug whoever you know i had no idea this morning hudson said well you know what made him famous i said well you know he was at home this video just stuttery is this yeah it's yeah the video itself is okay yeah but he's also stuttering i i get that partner i meant the video yo those flames are lit in the background by the way is that holy flames uh i don't that looks like hellfire to me dude hard to tell the difference like some [ __ ] artists [Music] that can that's really loud those flames are like the difference between holy flame and health flame is just one hair one [ __ ] hair you suck in it or you hmm don't you put that [ __ ] in your mouth boy satan i said don't you put that [ __ ] in your mouth now you stop that fear as you know there's a biblical story about abraham who defied god by putting a [ __ ] in his mouth i must have missed that chapter i wasn't in my torah portion yeah right because there's really nothing about gay people i don't know why they're so obsessed with it i was like man that's all you got a cool beat i'll never be able to listen to it again a bunch of devil worshipping wicked nonsense pentagram wearing on your nike tennis you six six six you think i'm moving you tell a little dash x i said so satanism bunch of wickedness touching devilism bunch of demonism a bunch of psychotic weakness he's like i love that [ __ ] cowboy [ __ ] was a bop but now i'm out [Music] oh i just saw on my on twitter chat hanks were we talking about this on screen or off screen about the whole chet hanks thing because uh we haven't talked about it on the show we were talking before the show started about chet hanks tom hanks son who started the whole white boy summer thing um and this [ __ ] does not look good somebody said unfortunately the merchant looks aggressively racist i actually have to agree for some reason that's just not something i would ever wear pussycloth if i saw someone wearing that i'd be like um a coming back a family knows that guy's not someone i want to know damn especially with the neck the neck's not helping [Music] really try to capitalize on his moment white voice has he been talking about like how did he get this out so far you know what he needed for this to be non-threatening is like a hawaiian shirt i'm like aggressively white [ __ ] he he was very explicit in one of his videos about whiteboard summer just to give a little context since the audience might not be aware but he's promoting this idea that this summer is is white boy summer where is this on twitter or or instagram it's been on his instagram all right let's let's just go to the horse's mouth as they say the white boy's mouth yeah and um coming back a family news up you know people were kind of on board for white boys summers surprisingly it's been getting so where's a lot of transition but it was a car video i remember he's been yeah bro he's jack what's up chet he's been talking about it for a bit now chet bro people are joking about how like the diversity of tom hanks nuts is incredible it is it's amazing the the ecosystem that exists in israel oh you send me a link i'm already on this link okay where's the white boy summer one sorry i sent around there okay thank you so here is white boy summer shout out now shout out to the chat shout out to the island big up ethan from h3 the japanese underwater white boy summer going up it's fantastic i love to see it thanks for making that a thing uh you know genesis that's not the original this is the aftermath here ian ian just sent the chet hanks updates a twitter account [Music] okay what am i gonna do with this ian chet hank update well i think it's all nothing but love and good vibes taught everyone that's what the update says oh chat here what's up guys top of the morning to you top of the morning to you okay so check this out you see we dropped something for the morning yo get it straight well you're top of the morning you can't be dropping top of the mornings and island vibes well i don't know why ireland is an island right okay it is and a former colony of the united kingdom so there's sort of a there's sort of a kinship with jamaica that's a stretch but i'll take it yeah white boys summer everybody knows that the irish are a minority chet hanks and intentionally becoming a white nationalist icon it's so [ __ ] all right you found the the original one thank you here it is yeah this was going mega viral on twitter hey guys um look i just wanted to tap in really quick i just got this feeling man um that this summer is uh it's about to be a white boy summer you know take it how you want i'm not talking about like trump uh you know nascar type white i'm talking about you know you know me um john b jack harlow type white boy summer you know what i mean let me know if you guys uh can vibe with that and get ready you know because i am i by the way he is he is for the record made videos saying trump is a [ __ ] clot i believe he said so he called him a pussycloth right that was about trump so he's definitely not a white nationalist or anything like that but i'm afraid this is gonna go horribly wrong for him [ __ ] them russ [Music] yeah this is what this is white boy summer this is like the kind of vibe i want from white boys maybe something i don't want to watch gothic you know oh here's rolls and rags okay this is important wow this is rules and wrecks this is very important let's get it straight woke up this morning internet gone mud again um i can't drive a few uh rules and rags for the white boy somewhere okay rule number one uh to all my white boys out there no plaid shirts okay can't be looking like a picnic table out here right right taking notes uh you know what i'm talking about leave that shit's at home the uh vineyard vines and you know chad has no shirts just straight up nose shirts [ __ ] plaid ralph lauren or whatever the [ __ ] leave that [ __ ] at home uh just put on a black tea a white tea you know what i mean keep it simple uh rule number two no sperry top ciders that's right not the kind of white boys we're talking about dog wait what is this berry there's a stupid boat uh-oh ian what are you doing throwing your plaids out oh no oh see ya ian is officially joining the white boy summer you know more you got to get yourself some white and black teas even i think what you're wearing now is too it's a little too colorful too colorful i mean with peace and love i don't know that's what i think backward hats are good dad hats are iffy i'm i don't know man i gotta i think i have to take this one to trial i don't think i'll ever be down with the backward hat that's that's where i'm getting the durst vibes big time yeah dude i don't know that i can ever get down with the backward hat chat right i mean some it's okay sometimes never but but like required never what's the point of wearing a [ __ ] hat what if what if like your employee like has a really bad haircut so they just like you were getting slammed this episode holy [ __ ] well i guess yeah no i don't like it i feel like i look like i'm like 12 years old so i agree i don't think it's a terrible look i don't like it i'm sorry i wasn't targeting you i know i'm just i'm totally kidding i know the comments would say but he says he says dead hats are iffy someone put a fourth prop position we ban all backwards hat i shut that [ __ ] down real quick backward hats are and will remain good so there's apparently some kind of conclave some kind of uh well it seems like it and there may be a conclave but they don't hold any actual uh political sway this is a top down thing yeah he's a monarch yeah true oh here okay interesting more discord on the dad hat we are getting very close to banning dad hats but there are some exceptions if an individual has a clean fade he may rock a dead at bro i'm not even sure about this whole fade thing you know like what i gotta have a fade to be white boy summer i mean bro what are you talking about this is a lot you gotta have a curved bra i mean this is a lot you guys if you want to rock or dad hat do the work and find a good barber he says seventh amendment i think we're getting weirder and weirder the deeper we go here respect personal space at parties especially while drunk i mean just the summer or like all the time i think that should that should just stand beyond that's a good rule just for all year round stay the [ __ ] away from annual i'm not going to read this i'm not going to break that right down uh flip-flops are good okay oh there you go abe you were wearing some slides right i'm starting to lose i'm starting to bro what the [ __ ] is this this is i didn't know this a sandal with a bottle opener on the bottom what kind of degenerate words are these i have a pair of those dude this is the most degenerate [ __ ] ever zach have you ever used it like for a girl if she has to open her beer or something no no no no why didn't you actually [ __ ] have you ever used them to open a bottle well yeah i mean using yeah just not for a girl but this is the idea of lifting your foot you don't want to put the foot anywhere near the little seems so tragic if you wear them on the beach i mean you walk barefoot on the beach no but it's the thought of yeah but your shoe you're not touching the what you're putting your lips on yes you are yeah it's not even the it's not the sanitary issue it's the traffic look if you need a bottle opener you need a bottle dude i could see zach waiting for like three summers yeah and someone's like oh you got a bottle opener's like oh yeah he wears those just wait look if you're on a [ __ ] boat and you need a bottle opener i mean i'm your guy with my [ __ ] i'm sure it's convenient yeah who's going out to drink on a boat and doesn't bring a bottle opener let's get real it doesn't make sense you'd be surprised or at least like a lighter you could do like the the lighter party trick you know why why would i want to do that if i'm wearing the bottle opener because the lighter isn't on the computer i'm gonna be straight with you with peace and love somebody rolls up with these and they are opening bottles with these what i'm gonna probably think less of them i'm gonna think less of them like i know you and i love you zach so i don't think less of you well i hope you don't think less of me that would deeply hurt me no i could never think less of you but i'm just saying i'm just saying my perception of these sandals is like wow i i i love you zach so i would never think that i mean i love i love about you that you have these sandals but anyone else you would think less yeah because i don't know them so it's like a prejudiced thing okay but i know i appreciate it you're one of the good ones zach yeah yeah i appreciate it like a moratorium or a yeah but what do they what does chet think that's what's most important what's not good are the [ __ ] little funky ass [ __ ] rainbows and reef ones with bottle openers on the bottom and we got that friend that wears those funky ass flip-flops with everything dude nighttime daytime and pants yo flip-flop with pants is a true fashion crime i have to say none of you guys do that right oh i special flip flops with long pants is a fashion nightmare for me with sweatpants and some slides i love different yeah i feel like i've seen you wear that many times me and yeah no ethan you're the socks in sandals yeah i don't know if you can really dude for me jeans with flip-flops like where the g yeah i mean that's bad i agree with you but i just rocked that [ __ ] yeah of course you did the gene goes under the foot when they watch it it's a craziest look i rock that [ __ ] man bro you can't yeah no everybody's judging you you have to know that look i'm confident that i rocket hawaiian shirts and nice every time i go to florida i'm rocking that but thank you the pants are fitted listen i'm not like a fashionable guy by any means but so who am i i disagree with that statement no i don't know i think you're self-aware in anything you do bro i just for me this the the jeans under the sandals crazy look and then they are all torn from being walked on you know it's like people need to hem their jeans like they need to be tapered well yeah you're gonna go to the tailor so that you can rock yourself then maybe you could pull it off that's what i do damn i didn't know you're so posh that's pretty badass rocking my reefs no birkenstocks i agree nah the birkenstocks no bud light we're just banning beverages now do not cheap out on alcohol chet no he's right about that too well chet i mean listen he's got money you can't be banned wait he's not banning bud light he's banning natty ice yeah natty ice [ __ ] all right i think i'm getting too deep to be honest with you guys it's a lot of rules i'm learning a lot learning a lot about myself there's a 13th amendment keep noise levels down this goes hand in hand with getting too drunk guys we got to keep the noise level down i know like every time you take a shot it feels really good just go whoo okay [Laughter] well you don't have to scream all right let's take dude we've been talking about chat longer than james charles at this point we were actually in the middle of talking about little nos x when we sort of got sidetracked into this well let's quickly look at his story let's see black queen summer whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa is it black no this has been part of them this has been part of it from the beginning he's all about the black queens but he said it was black queen year so i mean he's got to make up his mind but the summer is a part of the year we got it it doesn't really it doesn't really preclude we've got to update the other seasons what's up guys top of the morning see the top of the morning to you okay so check this out you see we dropped the merch we got the black queen summer merch coming today and uh i consulted with a great white boy summer spirit and he said hey dude old english writing is sick i know that's your style and everything but like can you see how some people might take it the wrong way like it like it's too aggressive and i said yeah yeah you got a point so we're dropping the stop hate edition where it's just going to say white voice armor and stop hate in big ass bold letters across the back so we're dropping that along with the black queen summer merch that's going to be today you know white boy summer's all about positivity inclusivity everybody love everybody so we just don't want people getting the wrong idea about that even though the old english writing does look dope apart from that there's a bunch of top and compiling hmm i see and i wear the white boy summer with the stop the hate on the front what's the weight let's see here where's the stop the hate i saw it it was yeah it was on that white boy summer just go back to the main page where's this it was just there it's all right so you removed it or what no it's under blood like queen summer why they put why are they hiding that under black queen summer little sauce it is a little sauce you got to put that in the white boy collection i mean nobody's wearing this one let's be honest chad but it's a good call it's white boy summer stuff let's see you can get the lagging i love when people make leggings they're like yeah throw the leggings in like okay someone's buying leggings from chat hanks no nobody's buying leggings from chat eggs like that's such a specialized item you can't just throw out leggings that says white boy summer on it all right that's enough of that are we all clear on the rules said all these comments are just thirst trapping let me see i like him okay thanks bravo dude getting in shape love you fire flames definitely wipe what yeah it's just so it is a lot of thirst trap um peace what's that lenny kravitz that was i thought that was lenny all right that was a lot anyway you i was talking about a little snacks but you get it these people are idiots they're creepy and then what there was uh the satan shoes he's getting sued by nike so i would not want to get sued by nike trust me on that majority of the blame is going to the company though not right yeah but he's goofing on it i wonder if they're like oh doing it down all right they're gonna get [ __ ] in the ass nike's like one of the most powerful companies in the world you know some guy tried to do oh it wasn't some guy was i was just trying to remember didn't we have trump's dumb ass lawyer or no no no what's the other guy it was a lawyer avenatti god it was such a weird four years that [ __ ] idiot michael he's in jail all right yeah he's in jail he tried to extort nike and they called the fbi and his ass was in jail by the end of the [ __ ] day you remember there was a minute there where people wanted him to run for [ __ ] president yes i do dan people were all about avenatti he's a [ __ ] jail fraud trying to extort 25 million from nike they're like uh sure dude they called the fbi and he was in jail like before the phone was down and they also he got in a ton of trouble he had stolen a ton of money from his own clients like he would win lawsuits and then pocket the money himself and just not give money to his clients good guy so i actually did think it was an official collab when i saw them so i was like oh god nike's in down to put drops of blood in the soul [Laughter] so the concept is that it's red ink with one drop of blood i was like that's insane that's nike's down for that it doesn't seem like sanitary seems like a biohazard well it turns out they're not they're not yeah they're not they are not down they're making six six six of them it's all satanic so but the thing is that actually i think might actually make it legal unfortunately for nike but they'll definitely try this in court is that it's a limited run there's six six six of them and it's not like widely distributed it's an art piece in collaboration with this company that does this kind of art um and they've done stuff like this before so i actually think that they're probably gonna win this this legal case well i mean how much money do they have to fight nike well they're a huge company the company that made these shoes the thing is they're a thousand dollars a piece and they made 666 they're going to spend a lot more they're going to spend a lot more money in court than they do and that's what i mean like making money even if they have a valid argument i mean the the thing when you get sued by a company like nike they can just bury you in legal fees it doesn't even matter if you're right yeah i'm really curious how the legal case goes out because usually they'll just settle but i don't know how you settle this because they're still selling the shoe i mean they already sold the show right maybe they just god what would nike want them to do so interesting they don't want damages i mean they have no interest in money they prob what what can they do i mean at this point they've already they probably just feel like the lawsuit itself is the point because it's performative because of the whole the whole backlash about these shoes they don't want to be seen as individuals they probably actually don't give a [ __ ] right and as we mentioned on frenemies they've done it in the past and received no legal action when they did one for jesus she made an angel one right because nobody was up in arms about it that's awesome but yeah if they don't react to this then they get you know lumped in with all these other they actually lose sales from the speaking in tongues people nike is the devil burn your nikes burn your nikes yeah these were the ones that got no action we love the holy water shoes those are [ __ ] lame compared to the double ones i'm sorry [Music] yeah they said it's like holy water from spain was that a little nos thing or just a different no that was just with them [Music] so why it's only fair if we're talking about inclusivity why the [ __ ] god get a shoe and double doesn't get a shoe what are we going to do sounds like some racist [ __ ] devil gets his shoe double gets his dude devil gets his shoe that's right anyway um i think you're right it's performative and they'll probably settle out of court on something trivial and it probably won't matter right can we talk about the fact that uh ian predicted all of this all right two years ago yeah let me pull this up in the profit um ian please stand up you're gonna have to highlight it for me i don't see it it's at the top in in i can't keep standing up stand up i haven't seen you stand up once the president demands it ian please stand up all right all right i'm out am i going to get what's with this music wait this is our video this is our video i don't think we're going to get going we made this yes or ian's legendary slideshow yeah [Music] ian what the [ __ ] bro where's this [ __ ] i want this from you this is so epic what is this i never forgot about this actually this is so good come on man where is the power points people think i'm like trying to keep you down cause like they go i swear to god i read comments with hundreds of likes they go ethan's just mad that ian's funnier than him and so he intentionally keeps him off the air that's like a big conspiracy i'm begging ian all the time to please make more content that's all you can't force it people it's like when ian comes up with the funny concept he does it you know it's just like if you if you force it it's it's gonna it's gonna be one of the four beasts saying come and see and i saw and behold a white horse and behold a pale horse and his name that said on him was death and hell followed with him what the [ __ ] was that narrating that i'm going to take my horse to the old town road bro i can tell i can't know more i'm going to take my horse to the old town road ride until i can't know more i'm going to take my horse to the old town road right until i can't know more until i can't no more so here's the cover with uh so well this is like a 14-minute clip yeah no no we that was the main thing we wanted to show just and the date of this is august uh 2019. yeah you you and did a whole powerpoint presentation on right the prophet over here he's come out but that was a good call ian how does it feel to be right i think i had just found a video by some guy who said that lil nossex was a satanist and the video had like 70 views and i built the powerpoint around that uh that guy he's he's right that guy's feeling stoked right now yeah he's in his abatements he's in his somewhere or speaking tongues to a crowd of people by the blood of the lamb dude that's so [ __ ] [Music] the blood of the lamb it's like whoa dude i'd rather give satan a lap dance by bathing the blood of the lamb by the blood of the lamb it's like whoa the cargo ship this [ __ ] cracked me up like seriously bro how the [ __ ] do you [ __ ] up this shit's resolved wait i want to see the people yeah they got it but like i gotta have it like a quarter of the world's trade was stuck in this just tell me how to say it canal the name of the canal the suez suez thank you just say it for me half the world or like a quarter of the world's trade was stuck because this [ __ ] idiot literally drove his boat sideways in a canal it's like you you idiot i they said it was because of wind like no okay i've been wondering if there's been a full investigation because i i feel my instinct was that he did this intentionally like disgruntled employees because it's just hard to explain otherwise right but i could be i you know maybe it was some weird thing 15 of those of the world's uh trade thank you baby i think i think the captain was celebrating white boy summer he was having a good time is this i feel like this is in violation well i think he's a little ahead of schedule too it's only march it's not white boy summer yet we're getting ready for whiteboard summer dude this but like i feel like if you wanted to do this on purpose this would be an incredible feat to actually stick the boat and fully block the canal well the canal authority chairman said that it's not just off the weather he goes there's definitely some humor and error in there oh yeah well and then this boat weighs like a billion tons as the gust of wind is not gonna push it into shore and then do you know about the the elements of the um the ship had drawn a penis shape before this happened stop i'm not kidding you hadn't seen this you're [ __ ] with me i'm not [ __ ] with you hold on he's on the t right now he has a massive penis excuse me it makes it even hotter i do love tiny penises i'm waiting so you think the captain just was trying this one's for 4chan kind of vibe right yeah maybe um here i'm trying to find one the captain was an incel from fortune here's the picture i i think i am here i'm sending you the picture right now i'm weighing okay it's coming i'm watching discord i'm just looking at discord there it is thank you this is like the nautical describe what i'm looking at well so this is like the the nautical like record of its path and and look before it hit it starts at the bottom now it's off screen this is prior to getting to the next is this abnormal boat oh sure i mean why are you trying well i don't know if it's this is just you know what i mean you could take it out of context that's it i mean i am not up to speed a maritime uh procedure or law or really anything having to do with most real this is real yeah yeah oh thank you wendy yeah all of the um so same as like with airplanes there's all these public websites where you can like track all the world's boats but wouldn't so it seems like a boat that size would take quite a long time to chart a penis like someone must have known like what is going on here right and so it did this and then drove into the canal and jammed itself in sideways it just seems like somebody was having a bad day i don't know but dude this is the best thing ever but they they got her ass uh they got her you know someone said actually someone's out of there but yeah they they tugged it out but there was actually footage if you guys recall uh hidden footage of this uh disaster happening and i'm trying to unstick it i don't know if you guys have seen this oh my god oh my god oh i missed the gatsby dude getting on the elevator this weekend was a nightmare yeah baby got to ride the gatsby for the first time i don't remember i don't i don't know if you remember me getting it in there but i like had the full throttle through the door oh i remember it's the hardest i've ever seen you laugh before or since like by a long shot like it's not even close it was so shocking because i had a hard impact and made it through and then the second impact just shocked me and was so powerful the second wheel busting through the door we [ __ ] that building up so bad you had the mailman riding too right we did it man i can't wait to how was your experience on the gatsby av oh it was awesome i it was a lot faster than i expected yeah it catches you off guard i thought it wouldn't impress me because i have my boosted board but it seemed pretty like we got a premium we got a premium i've warned a ton of people too like the the famous bobby lee incident i told him over and over again it's way faster than you you just take it easy mobility i kept telling him you should practice with it first he's like no i don't need to practice and then he almost [ __ ] killed himself that was the last time anyone ever drove that thing for the podcast i thought for sure he was done it's scary are you scared because it takes off are you guys down for real if we do a company event at disney if i take the gatsby i when when we went to disney last time i was like looking at you every time i'm like gotta get on this disability mobility action dude that what if we all got one like legit if we all i'd be so obnoxious they would [ __ ] hate us i would do that i would totally pay for that you buy us all mobility standards if there was just a trade of gatsby there were at least it's the gang i feel like we could do it too because you just pay money for the vip and they'll let you do whatever you want dude imagine that yeah everywhere i feel like we could actually do that it would ruin it it totally would ruin the whole park everybody in the whole park would be talking about it the whole park the whole world would talk about it it goes super viral we can do that what would that cost me 30 000 and i mean yeah how much they were like four it was like four grand so 40 000 and i mean that's pretty and then the the tour itself cost [ __ ] i just realized the gatsby is meant to look like a rolls royce look like a train no no it's supposed to look like a classical [ __ ] you're right the grill is yeah the girls i thought it was like a 20s car and the emblem honestly considering that we should try it to see if we can do this that would feel so bad yeah i would feel really bad because we would also we were ruining this morning no no it'd be like a main street parade for eight hours not only do we cut in every line we just slamming back through all the crowds in our guests excuse me it has a horn in the horn out of the way oh we have to get one for the tour guide too to keep up with us sure yeah [Music] what are you showing me that it's a rolls-royce oh what is no this one this is these ones are only 2k oh dude it's got to be the gatsby he's gotta be the guy that's great okay i thought you'd be like our leader on the no hopefully yeah [ __ ] [Laughter] it's just a chair like screwed onto a hoverboard there would be such a pain to get there too we'd have to ship them to dinner like a trailer or flatbed you have to get like a whole like race car trailer fill them up or like a whole tow i would do it i would do it i'll spend a hundred thousand dollars through this they're 4k oh my gosh yeah so 4k each that's 40 000. the tour would probably cost at least like 10 15 000. jesus the tow truck i don't know that's i have no idea what that will cost i'd have to buy one for the tour guide too that's 11. so add another 4k [Music] you just rat speed day rental no you think we can rent them we'd be that would be the funniest day of our lives it'd be the quickest trip to disneyland we would finish the park let's go to pirates just the attention the intrigue the logistics of like pulling into some of those areas with ten of them like it would just be such a [ __ ] yeah there's that area right outside um like the haunted mansion it's always like shoulder to shoulder just parking all dead would have to be parked up on the grass all ten of us hockey if you ever become like okay you ask why warren buffett doesn't give his money away it's so he can keep the [ __ ] like this in his pocket so that he can visit disneyland with a bunch of gatsbys so say you don't want to sacrifice you need to hold on to your wealth for when opportunities like this come along right it would be some legendary [ __ ] i have okay i'm gonna write them an email and see we can't we can't do this come on oh yeah i'm serious oh my god one of us would email i'm gonna say i i need to be a visual and let's be real one of us will definitely slam into a tourist yeah yeah if somebody's gonna get hurt probably i write the emails say i have 10 people of disabled people i need to be happy for 10 disabled people [Laughter] they would feel bad saying no so they would definitely accommodate it but then when we all show up totally normal they probably wouldn't know what to do all right let's get on them like if it was one or two they wouldn't say anything but like 10 totally normally oh god american disability act they can't ask questions i'm gonna have lena look into it don't do this although disneyland's probably pretty desperate right now they've been closed for a year right so maybe they will be down fun as [ __ ] i'm gonna write them an email just wait wait wait didn't tom cruise do something like where he rented out the park for like his kids dude that's gotta cost like a hundred million dollars like the amount of money they generate in a day is insane that's true i mean they do do private rentals of the park really how much does that cost oh that's out of my league but that's warren buffett [ __ ] right and it's usually like a huge corporation it's gotta be like 20 million bucks or something it's i think it's going to be one of those things you have to call in yeah they don't have a breath on that so you can rent out just for reference six flags for a hundred thousand dollars an hour who cares about six flags so it's got to be like 100 times that it's not quite as big as disneyland but it it's 100 000 an hour i could just disrupt the whole [ __ ] day and kick everyone out for an hour there's got to be a minimum oh and they usually do it at night like i went to one of these things for my graduation from high school like the entire high school paid for that well not just one high school it was like lausd it was like the whole l.a yeah i did that too right they rented it bro don't they need that pencils and [ __ ] jesus i'm sorry i touched the cable everything okay yeah it's fine bro they spent like a million dollars for you guys to go to six flags don't kids like not have power it was disneyland there wasn't six flags what was the night called dan it was called this just called grad night or something brad knight wait do you guys see what's wrong with this grad night thing like kids are like starving at school and y'all are partying at disneyland i mean it's possible it's possible that disneyland did it as a charity thing maybe for the schools let's hope that's the case because they are you know it's it's the local school district essentially you know i had to pay i had to pay for it oh maybe we did have to pay oh yeah see i remember that yeah you pay for everything they just say oh only grads can go but like like after like midnight when the park technically closes you're allowed to have access on rides right big bro yeah yeah that's pretty cool yeah it was like an all-nighter i'm gonna write them an email oh boy and let's just see where the conversation goes i'm gonna say i have ten how do i write this in a way that sounds i mean that's possible it sounds plausible it's just yeah what there's no private tours for a group of disabled people we all have no i'm sure they'll buy it they're just going to be pissed as [ __ ] when we show up and it's us i have no doubt that they would arrange it banned from disneyland so renting out one ride for four hours is 50 grand i just want to see the headlines do we have to do it i mean disneyland can we find it funny or they'd be best i don't want to get into like a controversy over it yeah yeah but you know people all think it's so funny there'll be pictures of us in tmz let's see what the rea yeah probably this is just the reaction let's see how the uh how the audience reacts to this idea and maybe we can judge from there disability mobility well now's a good time because there are 25 capacity so like i would i do worry about those huge crowds because we could get stuck in one place for like an hour right but with 25 capacity it could be a perfect time for this oh sheesh by the way uh we're we're at like two hours and 20 minutes on this episode all right let's wrap it up thank you guys for watching let us know what you think about our idea i'm leaning yes but tell me what you think um this is in lieu of you guys getting bonuses this year by the way okay i'm definitely against the idea now i'm gonna i'll take the cash i'll take the gatsby ride man that's okay man how many people say that in their lifetime they wrote it who can say they gotta that that's that's that is stuff to tell your [ __ ] grandkids exactly dan the hater all right thanks for watching guys we'll see you on friday for live after dark live with ela everybody loves elo see you then

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Length: 107min 2sec (6422 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 01 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Dinglehopper21]

Ethan trying to pause that tiktok video was big boomer energy.

Had me rolling!

[u/1ROYinHD1]

Is the audio sync a bit off for everyone else also? Or is it just me?

[u/Castleprince]

I fucking love the Godfather impersonation by Ethan lmao

[u/1ROYinHD1]

never go against the family.

[u/TholomewPlague31]

I had to turn off the podcast because of Ethan planning a Disneyland VIP tour with 10 Gatsbys, I couldn't hold my laughing at work lol, wish there were more bits like these in the podcasts lately

[u/TsT2244]

I literally can’t believe he posted an apology on April Fools Day.

[u/mysteryquackman]

Ethans love for disability mobility machines is unmatched. I died for the last 10 minutes

[u/Rave-light]

lol seeing Ethan crack the fuck up. How sweet. Especially for something so chaotic. lmao

[u/_kingpool_]

Is the audio sink kinda fucked at around the 40 mark ?