How is Twitter free? #93

this exists how could you do this pewdiepie how could you do this and bell says things that shouldn't exist and carson replies with a even worse more cursed image hey what's up cuties how you doing my name is fainted and welcome back to how's twitter free in the last episode i said i'd give away a free hoodie to one of you guys who commented bruh down below and uh we got a lot of comments now it's time to find the winner right let's pick a number between 1 and 69. boom 24. i'm gonna go to the video oh my god i just got a turret sad bro they really do not realize my audience huh as if any of you guys are getting laid i'm kidding i'm kidding okay one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen seventy eighteen nineteen twenty one twenty twenty three twenty four bruh would be cool if you did a facecam for your 100th house twitter free vid maybe so bird booty is the winner guys interesting name my friend but don't worry it's not over there because you guys showed so much love and support towards the merch drop i want to say big thanks and this week we're going to give away five hoodies just subscribe and comment down below saying poggers that's it anyways let's jump to the video now hope you all enjoy let's go normalize using i don't even know how to to describe these because they're cute this year said january february march september e daters be like can you moan again you cut out oh that's kind of smooth actually when the plague is over we should hold a feast it's now a four i've shared with a 14th century surf my old geometry teacher i really don't understand this body positioning here like seriously what is that i respect the flex though my old chem teacher what is it with teachers and like trying to flex their ass cheeks bro there are situations when you're there just writing something down in your textbook or whatever and then a teacher comes up to talk to a kid next to you and they start like bending their ass over and it comes right into your vicinity and you're like what is life so my university provided us with masks oh yeah that's that's pretty big to the folks saying i'm wearing it the wrong way round i tried i feel like this would be more suitable for underwear than a face mask that is very sizable i feel so bad when i ever take an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride at 6'4 this is how i feel passing short people who are walking two times fast as me sorry about your little legs hobbit people okay i'm five foot two but refuse to be overtaken by tall people i'll start running before i let you pass am i the only one who just doesn't care dog i should be walking down the street vibing next up jhb team tweets out my life is a movie because he filmed the tick tock nico lol my life is a movie yeah bro stuart little let's see how tall nico lol is i'm five for seven okay for like the trillionth time five seven five seven okay so i guess jhp's maybe like five six either way still a king just got the travis scott burger what the [ __ ] is this how to slow down time step one two consenting adults should be able to duel each other to the death without legal repercussions i said what i said i'm down next up keemstar tweets out fresh beard new cuts before and after all right so this is the before cut and then this is after it's actually kind of fresh keemstar looks like he buys 16 year olds alcohol if they promise to hang out and keem says party behind the high school like if you're coming and he's hooking the homies up with the white claws what are you saying boys if keemstar walks up to you in the streets and offers you some alcohol you taking it i know i am i'd also want to like touch his beard it looks it looks so nice and bristly mario pulling up on bowser to save princess peach in every game [Music] hey where's the freaking gabagoo [Music] he really getting more [ __ ] than me are you surprised by that nope browser does all that just to get clapped by a plum up i was thinking about this the other day but um i swear mario is like the og biggest symp on uh planet earth ever this dude really be having his girls stole from him like every other week and he has to go on like a a 12 island world course each time and like through so much pain and death to get to her it's like dude i think you got a bit of an unconventional relationship there bro you might have to get yourself a new girlfriend mario every time he dies knowing damn well he finna respawn still can't believe this was real presidential race poll for north carolina hillary clinton 38 donald trump 40 percent deez nuts nine percent oh my days man what is what is up with you americans dude this just makes me love america the fact that nine percent of people in the whole of north carolina were like i'ma vote for my boy these nuts i don't mean to get political but i think these nuts would have been the best option for the presidential election of 2016. an absolute king we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushy one can only dream i'm this guy in the back just sad and lonely watching them having a great time feels good that's honestly what you get though when you read out tweets every single sunday on the internet like seriously what do you expect you're gonna be single forever get your money up bums and this person posts a screenshot of their iphone that says you earned 0.03 visa dividend nice forex traders i get paid in my sleep the pay oh mate just don't get me started on these boys honestly you see them on like instagram ads all the time even sometimes youtube ads as well like do you want to know how to make seven figures a year at home with no education all you gotta do is sign up to my course it's 40 dollars a month and i'm going to show you how to get rich baby no i'm sure a bunch of these traders do make a bunch of money but honestly when they just have to like painfully flex it on the timeline to everyone like as if anybody actually cares it's kind of painful i feel like those of us in that 19 to 25 yard range are just lost i'm just vibing i don't know what the freak i'm doing yeah it's kind of facts though 27 and i've never been so existentially lost well just vibing at this point to be honest whatever comes whatever goes no no no no and underneath we got this flex pick what a mood that is just the 20 20 mood right there bro a fan on reddit carved this pipe for arnold schwarzenegger's birthday and then this happened okay so here's the pipe which looks super cool gov schwarzenegger which i assume is his reddit account says wow this is fantastic it is beautiful would you sell this to me and the creator says i would like to give you this pipe it would be a great honor for me how can i contact you and uh arnold says if you insist on giving it to me i insist sending you back a signed photo of me using it now that it's 2020 i just sign things on my machine and send it an email if that works for you you can send me a message and i'll give you the details and yeah this guy from reddit actually sends him the pipe and arnold sticks to his word and sends this back to radon thank you for the great pipe from arnold what a beast and then here's the boy arnie again on twitter saying it is a fantastic gift the sexual tension between me and this ketchup bottle thinking please don't do it please don't do it and then a couple hours later this guy tweets let's say i got my dick stuck in a ketchup bottle which i didn't how did i get it out wait till it's soft and pull it out um it's cutting off the blood flow and it won't get soft not that i did that my mom just called an ambulance and then followed up with a picture of him just chilling out on a hospital bed ripped to this guy imagine this dude pulls up to the hospital and the doctors are asking him oh my goodness what happened to you you poor boy and then he's like uh yeah tried to put my [ __ ] and balls in a ketchup container no no no this dude's back at it again and he says maybe i should try a mayo jar instead let's just think about it for a moment please don't mate don't end up at the er again buddy i think the doctors have gone for enough pain already trying to get your [ __ ] and balls out of ketchup bottles let's not do it with the mayo jar i cringe so hard when i think about some moments in my life like why did i ever do that when i kissed my priest in the church kitchen the replies are just like excuse me uh come again i'm just remembering how my roommate and i were so broke one day we went wedding cake testing as a fake couple at this bakery i accidentally just replied to a boy i fancy off my hamsters instagram account good night took me three weeks and six hundred dollars i turned an unused cul-de-sac in my backyard into my new picnic and chill area so this is the before picture take a look take a look take a look and then boom that is crazy only six hundred dollars to do that wow oh and netflix actually replied saying absolutely love this check your dms oh i wonder what they dm'd them could literally be anything all we know netflix may have hopped in this guy's dms and sent them a one-hour compilation of the fortnight floss dance i'm deleting snapchat if you want free peas then go to asda full and hurt your arm and go to customer services and ask for a ice pack and they will give you free peas and just the fact that they're scraping a whole bowl of peas in their bed what a delight dinner served baby a bowl of peas girls be like pranking my boyfriend by getting naked and distracting him from his video game and men be like pranking my girlfriend by telling her she's fat and ugly and unlovable eight-year-old me when i found the full movie on youtube but it was an image that lasted two hours yay let's go wait a second what an l my internet is trash right now bro your dad is michael jordan how the freak's that gonna help my internet right now anyways guys that's it for this episode hope you enjoyed subscribe so you don't miss out on the future ones and tag me in funny tweets that fainted sad i hope you have an absolutely amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 429,683

Rating: 4.9754004 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #93, fainted

Id: 9UzwhQ2FF58

Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 06 2020