Cursed Comments #16

wait stop scrolling i think you're cute i think your dinner oh that would be tasty what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome to cursed comments wait what the heck is this what's up cuties little did we stupid humans know he's planning on nuking the whole earth his anime girl cuteness was to brainwash wait how'd she find out anyways um we're getting really close to a million so please sub bro click subscribe otherwise i'm gonna come over there and give you a big kiss just kidding i'm not finna catch a keemstar drama alert case over here but uh yeah please do subscribe and i hope you enjoyed the video let's go 103 year old woman celebrates beating coveted 19 with a cold beer yo send it dude bet your bud light sends her a lifetime supply how do you eat oreos hold this under the milk until the bubbles stop and then eat it whole opie said oreos not babies oh dang my bad utter surprise quadruplets a one in 180 million story a cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves that have been named eenie meenie miney and moo pretty cool eenie meenie miney moo who's the next on my barbecue [Music] they take something so wholesome and just ruin it america is burning down in riots the area 51 guard who had been playing gta 5 on the wrong pc wait oh no my bad you think you would have learned from playing play gink on it i hope he doesn't play doom next you are what you eat and drink that's right you're a grown man shaped like a pepsi logo isn't that deep hey i'm human after all kids again for goodness sake we we talked about this i was today years old when i realized the krusty krab was a crab trap ah facepalm moment so mr krabs ran a trap house oh that's pretty naughty maybe that's why he's so rich where'd you get your money from krabs your gangster name is the colour of your shirt and the last thing you drank who are you no just no i'm not calling myself white powerade it's gay as freak for a man to take a nap oh can't believe i gotta tell my cat he's gay and adopted as for my cat he's not adopted you see his mother was a very attractive female cat wait a second if you know you know so uh funny story i live alone have a pool with these in it so one time i was in the pool and got horny anyway i put my ass up against it i moaned so loud i swear the antarctica foxes out back thanks for the story much appreciated what movie would be better if it didn't have a happy ending toy story free as they roll toward the incinerator fate the black credits with a very sad randy newman singing a down tempo you had a friend in me hey satan it's a gosh damn kids movie i'd be so sad though mind if i sit here i'm saving that seat for my boyfriend oh uh well let me just sit down here then i have a girlfriend it's that easy here i was using chloroform silly me me and my younger brother started a breath-holding pool contest he's there for like six hours now so proud of my boy after some time even water will appreciate him by lifting him up yo you okay bro what's going on you are 100 freaking percent in control of your life stop freaking complaining man i wish i didn't give myself cancer yeah this whole point has completely gone out the window what's the worst pet to have seven percent voted cat three percent voted dog seventy nine percent voted kid and eleven percent voted hamster so clearly the popular opinion here is that kids are the worst pets to have sounds about right can't even neuter them or if you grow bored of it can't even legally put it out of its misery so this person replies to xxxtentacion's twitter page saying unfollowed due to inactivity dude come on for the last time we only rate dogs whoever dropped the scoop of oreo ice cream on the floor please come pick it up thank you grabs a spoon i can't really tell why they're grabbing that spoon like is it to eat the ice cream off the floor or to eat the actual dog both sound pretty tasty to me this is what we've come to i feel bad for the class of 2020. um this looks like a funeral nah fam it looks like one of those moving shooting ranges [Music] me with 20 reddit followers my mum with 4 500 peepeehub followers hey dude do a collab that'd be sick okay so we got a youtube video here and i can't really see what's going on it would appear this woman's been censored jokes on you frank i watch so much censored hentai that i can decode the pixelation on this video and i know exactly who this woman is wow this guy actually has superhuman powers oh my god what's up guys the sun is a cute anime girl always has been more freakable than the teletubbies son i think this explains why elon musk wants to go to space so much and so frequently you just want to get a taste of that little anime girl but honestly who knows the way 2020 is going i wouldn't even be surprised if this is like some kind of new discovery we have as the human race and make our nation rise up baby i hope you're not too lonely up there in space i can always come and give you a little visit if you want you know just let me know girl oh no this is sad how dare the police do this to innocent civilian he doesn't deserve this maybe the sign said pepper spray me daddy actually let me retry that pepper spray me teddy stop it man only fans coming very soon i'm joking yeah you go excited then didn't you it's not happening or is it looking back at the image with that context in mind yeah that's cursed the guy's actually there like ah that's so good keep spraying me what is the worst place to be caught jerking off um coming home and jerking off in the living room while there's a bunch of guests hiding out behind curtains and stuff because they wanted to wish you a surprise birthday party wow this really is the worst you win oh god i hope this hasn't happened to anyone let me know if that's ever happened to any of you guys i mean the worst one that ever happened to me was when my stepmother and my stepsister walked in on me at the same time and my head was actually stuck in the washing machine i don't know how it happened but it was really bad disappointment running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first i'm concerned that your walls have boners earth without art it's just uh artists oh my god canadians oh advertisement without adverted is semen thanks dude a 76 year old woman was pecked to death by her pet rooster woman killed by [ __ ] would have been a better headline died being relentlessly pounded by [ __ ] like seriously how do you manage to end up getting a killer pet rooster what and he was literally using the move peck i'm pretty sure in pokemon you get that at like level three like a level five or something pidgey can have the move peck and it's one of the weakest moves in the game bruh imagine being ended by that bro that that's just embarrassing homie hasn't even got the first gym leader badge yet hey mom why don't we have any food in the fridge look down can you see your feet uh no that's why you fat ass mom you're just jelly because i have bigger boobs than you that's my point eric you're not supposed to have bigger boobs than me she's jealous dad has more sex with me than with her my girlfriend decided to get a menstrual cup for her next period i instantly decided to call it a vampire's wine glass there once was a vampire named mabel whose periods were always quite stable at every full moon she'd take out a spoon and drink herself under the table no is this thing actually real though like ladies please let me know i can't tell if this is a joke bro what do you use this cup for it's so fascinating me hella sad my dog cheering me up wait your dog sucks you off too [Music] sweet same bro oh no oh who made this image bro what are you doing senpai oh wow who'd have thought that hitler actually had an anime girl gf i'm jealous bro i didn't make that so you could waste it acting like a hoe jessica i don't see an udder on that cow where could the milk have come from then just think about that one boys anyways um that's if this video guys already enjoy that one was uh particularly cursed i must admit but um yeah i'll see you all in the next one please do subscribe if you're new we trying to hit that milly and yeah have an absolutely amazing day guys much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 245,849

Rating: 4.953918 out of 5

Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, cursedcomments, cursed comments #16, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, r/cursedcomment, funny posts, fainted

Id: VvWCY08UMDE

Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 06 2020