How is Twitter free? #81

what's up cuties my name is PewDiePie and today I'm going to be reading tweets subscribe if your new bra we trying to get that Milly I have two moods no talk me I'm Angie please talk to me hey lonely when your parents are on a cool and they asked for a pen man that pressure is unreal they don't even say anything they just snap their fingers and write in the air running in whispering is a pencil okay me showing the homies who I'm in love with this week I'm so sorry to flex on you guys but hey exactly 0.5 pay exactly no dollars and 35 cents my guy my guy he's cashed you got to try and be humble dude okay why is my son sleeping on the floor like this and the foul yo Spidey are you are you good man so everything okay nope you see Ted born to cook forced to work look at him go look at the speed look at the skill look at the talent but now the sad reality is he's gonna do this with his life Wow my white ex's parents tried using chopsticks around me and couldn't and then they apologized to me like I was the CEO of chopsticks why can't I be enough Matt I'm leaving you for Jason what the Frick why I don't know he's just cooler and has his stuff together babe I can literally walk on walls honestly I never cared how could you not care about my skill like this oh my god guys boyfriend material I don't care what anyone says it doesn't even freakin matter anymore that hurts mm-hmm I don't think supposed to eat quite that way mate look if McDonald's bag on the side mmm what I want to know is if there was any distinguishable difference in flavor between the paper and the hash brown and McDonald's hash browns back in 2004 and it tasted like the newspapers I deliver as a team got the PS 5 early fricking PS 2 plus PS free equals PS 5 bro holy heck same what's your PSN ID it's a ps2 and free PS ones um hit me up I'll be on hit man free well if you even found five PS one stood a pout bro when life was simple man this brings me back bro such classic games and ah the old YouTube logo are you kidding me next up with a very very odd tick-tock video captioned I hope her current boyfriend leaves who has the nicest body who is the funniest who does your mom like the most who has cheated on you who was the biggest liar who was the best kisser who do you think loved you the most I mean if you're gonna do this at least ask the real questions like who's got the biggest PP or like who eats asked the best if my girlfriend asked me to do this I'd break up with her on the spot oh heck and I was like going through and reading the comments and apparently it's just like actually real that's unbelievable man like how could these two guys have agreed to this and how could she foot oh yeah this is a great idea I gets probably not gonna help your new relationship moving forward if you're just like oh hey ex boy what's up you want to come round film with dick duck and I can just tell my new boyfriend that you have a better body than him I don't know maybe this is a new relationship norm for tik-tok kids what are you saying chaps I actually just can't even believe this man what I'd be so mad if I stood dude on the Left who has cheated on you oh yeah he cheated on me so I invited him round to film a tick-tock of my new boyfriend just the average Saturday activity cop Danny monitor if you go to frickin dude and he got two monitors and a lighter keyboard just go home well Wow look at the size of that thing and I guess the whole joke here is a psyche look at me I don't have two monitors but I've I've got a monitor that's the size of like free I got a stop going on Facebook iPhone 7 it's locked but I have the finger three hundred and fifty dollars or best offer sorry you you have the finger what do you mean oh my god so that's how you're gonna unlock it genius genius thinking guys I personally put this on the marketplace probably I'd like the FBI come around his crib and there's like a brewer what are you doing like last time I checked that I'm pretty sure you can't just sell body parts on the Facebook Marketplace $350 so what you saying guys a good deal maybe there will never be a worse reaction than this oh sure they were filming it expecting some crazy reaction like oh my god babe serious and he starts crying but instead he's like oh [ __ ] that's awesome oh sure and Cody Co quotes it saying why Severn tagging me in this oh wow it really does look like him though stop playing man we want skateboard please like please I'm not once a bug but it's only up from here stop playing with our emotions yay we're back oh wow oh my goodness look that's been five years since that tweet came out and they're actually back is skate for coming no way next time your man dies in Call of Duty say that guy is totally using an aimbot and get ready for the best sex of your life guys this is real ray william johnson shared a link this is the funniest stuff i've seen in a long time Nicki Minaj's anaconda fart remix ray you and heard the MS I'm blocked on everything I wish I was you I miss her this how they hold money in cartoons this code tweets are saying at 2 million followers we will give away a rock nice and congrats to million followers we'll give away a rock and a collector's edition signed by a person of our choice if my boy Keanu can sign it and deal we will give it away the internet peaked when a Facebook post workout everytime people became friends and everyone would rinse them in the comments this had not happened anymore like when you get a new friend and Facebook it doesn't not come up on the home feat that was so funny man I remember back in the day any one of the boys ended up adding like a random go we didn't know if we do comment underneath like yo dude this is epic it's cringe like that 13 seconds well-spent [Music] it's kind of like when your stepsister guess I had stuck in the washing machine do you have any games on your phone it's literally the face the kids make yell bro let me play that next up we have a pretty funny moment from the D pop app if you don't know what it is pretty much it just sell new and used cloves on there too like random people losing it at this thank you for the shoes but there's an onion and potato peeler in the box did you mean to send them I'm rather confused hi k first and foremost I am so so sorry for this I'm so clumsy I was doing a million things at once as usual I was packaging the shoes as I was cooking my dinner I must have accidentally packed them again since the apologies feel free to throw them both I hope you enjoyed the shoes this is not when you expect to arrive when you buy some shoes on the Internet well these I hope not and it gets even worse we got another one hi you've paid 12 grand for a bralette hi you've paid 12 grand for a bralette did you realize I'm trying to refund you but it's not actually letting me have you actually sent the money when would you reposting this did you get my message about the fact you've paid 12 grand for this I've had a massive issue of PayPal because of this my bio says message for for buying I put the price so high in the hope people would message before bye this must be the first time in human history anyone's ever paid this much for a bralette PayPal's I can stacked nothing like getting an email from your boss with the subject line FEM blase okay okay who did this who's been sending him emails capitalism has broken people's brains six-figure jobs that don't need a college degree get rich in fewer years real estate asian 120k plum 110 freelance right zone fibre a hundred Kratt loan originator 200k air traffic control 135 program 150 ecommerce seller 200 entrepreneur 1 million plus y broses how to get rich quick guys how's it fellas I'm not making youtube videos anymore I'm becoming a freelance writer on Fiverr anyways guys when you leave it up this video hope you enjoyed if you want to see more click on the screen you post an episode of this series pretty much every single Sunday if I'm not late and yeah I have an absolutely amazing day guys I'll see you on a next one much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 388,140

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #81, fainted

Id: 2LfScG0lHx8

Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 21 2020