How is Twitter free? #41

this is how little kids stare at you in public areas for no reason cutie pie and Marcia II dated let that sink in proof that dating is true love y'all remember these you just opens a deep memory that's I thought didn't exist white people love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying you ready to rock and roll guys four five through sixes talking abouts no wonder if my phone's going slow then you one better come out your phone five years old that's just an Android now no one i phone a lesson me I wonder what pigeons do for fun pigeons damn bro pigeons really out here living their best life incredibly rare two-toned Lobster found off the coast can he say it or or not I got pulled over and my fate was in my cup holder and the cop was like you know the news saying those things are killing people I laughed a little bit and said they say the same thing about y'all who long he ain't laugh I cannot imagine how nervous good and Ramsay's wife gets before he eats up Cod players when the new game drops every white girl on New Year's Eve this is my year Android users iPhone 11 ugly AF also Android users when they unlock their phones [Music] if you ever feel useless remember someone made a protective cover for the Nokia 3310 it was to protect the floor dude that Nokia is looking like a haul ass unit imagine one of these bad boys being thrown at your heads I honestly think you'd probably die Will Smith working your boots is the best thing I've ever seen I don't think I've seen one bad thing on the internet about Will Smith what an unproblematic King some idiot at my school put toilets and urinals in the vapor room mother of God hmm how tall is goofy let's see eight foot two inches this is incredible damn goofy what are you doing later laughing my ass off why do people pay nine thousand pounds a year for uni when cool maths games is free this is your best tweets might have to agree the first month of Pokemon go is the only time this world knew peace God planned for humans to stop growing at five feet and six inches unfortunately evil sin and corn syrup have hacked the game and allowed for some heathens to grow beyond this limitation disgusting how men want to be treated when their boys aren't around who did this okay that's some actually pretty creative next time you're at the Apple store guys you know what to do I brought metal straws and it made the loudest pop and everyone went silence this is so humiliating Wow America really has PTSD ice cream sandwiches are just edible minecraft books damn that actually looks really tasty why can't trees give up something useful like Wi-Fi it's oxygen not useful anymore people that go to the gym before work really have their life together I'm at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine who else tests their water before they get in yeah but I usually don't have socks on you psychopath nobody literally no one people with dark made switzer your light modes disgusting literally an insult to me my family and my great ancestors just disgraceful you I could never imagine using l-word motes Witter what a joke cancelled you know I fought furthest one in just because it reminds me of you guys whenever I used light mode sweets there's always comments like fainted I am going to find you and kill you if you don't change the tweets to dark mode right now calm down okay guys light mode users need love as well what would you guys like for me to film for YouTube do a quick tutorial on how to disarm your home security system thanks mum accidentally shoots daughter after she surprises her at home imagine you're making pizza rolls at 3:00 a.m. and your mum free and shoots you hey what's your Wi-Fi passwords it's on the back of the router back of the router no one me my girlfriend's which you still love me if I had no legs and was in a coma for three years every day men leave their homes with no bag no water bottle no lip balm no hand sanitizer no extra layer in case they get colds just keys in a wallets shoved into their pockets chaotic and reckless when you're not doing anything so you hit up a friend who is also not doing anything and he meets up to not do anything together I skip Instagram stories too fast and end up voting on things by accidents so I'm sorry if I said your dog was ugly there's actually something even more lethal than this when scrolling for Instagram stories I'm not sure if any of you guys know I'm on about but basically I'll be scrolling through stories okay and in Brandon Lee Instagram brings up a bunch of emojis on my screen and you can like react to their story last once I was just scrolling through Instagram stories and I accidentally sent through the love heart eyes emoji to somebody who was posting about their grandmother's funeral it was kind of awkward first base since second base hitting each other up when the Sun assaults third base sharing childhood trauma fourth base verbally expressing romantic interest Tesla cars can now diagnose themself and pre-order parts if needed pre-order parts on whose cards captionthis me fixing myself some cereal at free a.m. my mom is that me okay so mr. B's tweets out saying I gave my brother one day to spend $100,000 on gear for his new channel go watch yo if you need another brother I'm totally down just saying like no cab just chillin are you ok bro I've noticed you haven't been going as hard in the mud and paint recently so my boyfriend comes home last night absolutely smashed gets undressed and then just stands there in my room so I'm like are you coming to bed and he goes no thank you I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend who goes to sleep on the floor my dog has unlimited food water shelter and love front door opens my dog okay so Kylie Jenner tweets us saying what would you guys like for me to film for YouTube hmm forget YouTube how is this website free good question at Lankes police hi just curious is it illegal to park in a mother and child Bay if you don't have any children with you hi Oliver we would suggest you refer the matter to the owner of the private car park no I think I want to refer this matter to you yeah I got an e girlfriend but you don't know her she goes to another Dischord America may have Coachella but we have morgues first so who's the real winner here caption this when your joke ruins the conversation but you know it was funny as frere if you don't know those you're too young yes I definitely remember these bad boys mm-hmm if you don't know what they are I'm so sorry but also congratulations on being young I can hear this picture when your parents ask you why you're still single you gave me the ugly your girl before and after you buy her foods got a girl coming round for dinner kind of nervous and then cura Bridget replies saying I love it it's too easy boys it's too easy we got him again next up we have to uncaptioned images with over a hundred thousand likes so this should be pretty good the first image is of this tinder profile page okay we got a police officer here with the snapchat caption saying y'all better not be speeding today anyways a girl there matched with this dude and messages him saying what she deal him and a police officer applies in smokin weed I think my biggest concern about all of this is the fact that police officer is using a snapchat filter what are you doing Julien what are you doing bro there are 20 billion hot dogs made each year they are each six inches long that's ten billion feet of hot dogs the moon is only one billion feet away from Earth so that means narrows ice hot dog moon bridge caption this friend you want to come out me I can already have plans my plans anyways guys that is it for this episode of House Twitter free I really hope you did enjoy if you're new to the series then you should definitely jump into the house to its free playlist just binge watch fruity other episodes and of course make sure you do tag me in your funny tweets at fainted side on Twitter and yeah if I see your funny tweet and I like it I've written the next episodes and if you weren't already aware I post episodes from the series every single Sunday so yeah I better see you back here next week okay same time same place you know what it is other guys so much and I'll see you later much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,123,866

Rating: 4.9240456 out of 5

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Id: -wM-JFIJX_Q

Length: 10min 16sec (616 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 15 2019