How is Twitter free? #98

this man literally just said he was built different the doctors said they'd never seen a body kill the coronavirus like my body they tested my dna and it wasn't dna it was usa hey what's up cuties welcome back to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out every sunday let's go on sale in sydney no sign of arsenal shirts um that's because you're in a night store allen oh wait i should say nike the last time i said nike everyone got so mad in the comments i'm like i'm pretty sure that's how we say it in the uk let me see those nikes dude so travis scott tweets out i'm gonna just stock up on new phone cases at this rate i'm just vibing and this guy says well the flame i lost my airpods bro can you hook it up i got you where i send you some ad and then this guy says hey travis i lost my ps5 can you hook it up that i can make happen wait i swear the ps5 hasn't even come out yet either way travis hooking people up with airpods ps5's lamborghinis you name it mr beast clone mr beast wannabe got back from break and they sending me to hr i think i'm finally getting fired 10 seconds later they gave me a promotion okay all these comments but what's this freaking at and i see frida's friday night for dinner he's 14. how is this guy got a job and a promotion at 14 years old i'm not sure about that one how it started versus how it's going i wonder how this guy's brain's still working 2 13 am and what even are these equations i don't understand at the library again lol someone needs to get a life yep you really need to get a life and then this is how it's going major league hacking winner and emmanuel works at microsoft those late nights 2 a.m in the library seems to have paid off congrats dude but wait it gets even deeper i don't see that as success success is the friends the experiences we did in life not awards professional accomplishments and all these kinds of materialistic assets that society wants us to believe they count that's deep my 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well hey man i'd ask my mom but i don't want to talk for an hour how often do you clean your oven pretty much never seriously i'm cleaning it every time it's not worth it wait you're cleaning the oven every time you use it yeah the bottom gets gross and full of blood or grease you're talking about the baking sheet or the actual oven uh baking sheet my oven has the metal grills on the inside wait one sec i need a beer for this so you're putting the meat directly onto the grills to cook right yeah to grill it [Music] i'm tweeting this wait what how dare you disrespect the chef okay don't question his methods of cooking but yeah this is why parents need to actually teach their kids how to cook my man really got his own apartment probably cooking for the first time ever and was like yo you just you chuck the meat on the actual the metal grills right yeah sounds good next up keira bridget has a bit of a savage flex how it started versus where it's going it started with a morgues video i spent the night in my ex-girlfriend's house and she had no idea a challenge and this was back when keira bridget was with morgz and infinite list was in the video as like the fake boyfriend or love interest and she was supposedly like cheating on morgues and now kira bridget and infinite are actually dating [Music] morgue's got cucked i'm sorry who knows maybe this relationship is all a lie and secretly there is a morgs video in the works how it started on this little thing how it's going bruh that looks kind of cool actually y'all didn't have to flex this hard next time we have a series of images of this girl on twitter and apparently she's a walking death note my first boyfriend that died in 2012 love of my life we were broken up before he died though rest in peace fly henderson my second ex that died in 2014 we were also broken up before his death rest in peace igb fedex but he died free his after we broke up still weird as freak to me rest in peace my last boyfriend he died nine days ago when he died i started to believe i am bad luck rest in peace baby wait poor boyfriends how did they all end up dying so soon after this breakup i'm definitely concerned about this this can't be right man how could anybody want to be in a relationship with her after finding out all of her last four boyfriends died but she sees this tweet and says bruh i'm still single hit me up all i'm saying guys if you want to go for it go for it but it might be a bit risky you might end up dead paying 200 in a club for 40 bottles is a flex i never want to be part of dude clubs honestly so cringe like the amount they charge for alcohol is ridiculous so overpriced how it started how it ended so this was them at the start um we got this girl this guy and the little cute puppy and it ended with just her and the dog bro turned into a christmas tree my guy evolved what kind of pokemon evolution is this but i think realistically this is suggesting that this guy she was in a relationship with maybe and then uh they eventually broke up and then it was just her in the dog and dude honestly i couldn't think of many things more emotional than going for a breakup and then you and your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend have to decide which one of you gets the dog i think you're in a relationship with someone and you both join together decide to buy a dog and it's like shared by both of you and then when the breakup happens it's like uh who gets it oh it's kind of like a divorce battle with with kids actually and i think about it i want custody of the papa fainted always out here changing my life with these videos and this guy rated howard's twitter free 97 that's life changing it's hard to deny really imagine opening your mouth for the dentist and he spits in it yummy this is next level disrespectful holy frick this guy tweets out me having matched icons saved with no one to match with how sad then this guy tags his egos in hey wanna do this i'll be the guy and she says down and they actually did it they've got matching icons now this poor guy it's like they're rubbing it in his face but seriously bro if there's one thing i want to have in a relationship it's this matching anime profile pictures what a dream just gonna leave this here for anyone having a bad day okay so we got a balloon here um oh fly fly there you go that's brightened your day up i'm sure my boy's about to drop into a war zone game seven years ago i worked at a small company of about 15 people i sent an email to all my co-workers one friday inviting them on a weekend hike only one person came a guy from the web dev team that i'd hardly spoken to today is our safe wedding anniversary we're going hiking thank you everyone for the kind messages wishing you and your hiking buddies peace and love [Music] i swear twitter just wants to remind us all how lonely we are bit honestly cute story man and that is why guys if anybody ever sent you an email asking you to go on a hike do it could be a future wife or husband or whatever i don't know dude i miss him so much deeznutz was a good man he would have been the best president um who parked their cats they are really just chilling and vibing wait a minute they're actually cs go players what's this snipers 2. call of duty modern warfare no longer fits on a 250 gigabyte ssd wow gotta hand it to activision i've never heard of a competitive edge quite like making it literally impossible for players to install other games wow i mean you know it's bad when these video game file sizes are getting even bigger than my anime hard drive contents that's bad the views why beyonce had competition and we've got the chippets single ladies official music video with 648 million views and then the actual original beyonce single ladies got 782 it's quite close it's like pewdiepie versus t-series secret service not playing cis person tweets out pretty sure trump boarded marine one with a portable oxygen concentrator in his pocket with the nasal cannula going up his back hidden in his hair and tucked under his mask he is not as well as they say liar in chief and the next thing you know account suspended ah sir we got a problem the fbi has been on the case oh wait is it the cia cia fbi be careful you tweet out guys you never know when the secret service be looking oh my gosh close the pubs my mate got the you up text last night at half eight yes my boy talk that talk trump trump never sending anyone money again so this guy tweets out saying someone sent me 2k to fly out my gf and harrah says dm me your paypal how nice of him to help out our friend right you sent 2 000 us dollars to bruno fabio great and fabio says bro what surely he's going to fly at his girl now right 10 minutes later i just purchased pipe dream excrement my big boys okay we're gonna have to blur that out this guy really hooked up his homie with two thousand dollars so he could fly his girlfriend doing the work for the boys and in the next thing you know this guy spends the money on the frick my big amazon product yikes men are trash dm me ladies and we can discuss why men deserve nothing oh you're smooth i like it fainted notice me senpai and we've got this chat chilling out in a zoom called i think doing maybe some math class on the right side my video maybe online schooling is not so bad after all he must have just like muted everyone anyways guys i'm gonna leave it there for this episode of house twitter free hope you enjoyed tag me and funny tweets i think it's sad and click on the screen if you want to check out another one have a great day guys much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 228,064

Rating: 4.9798145 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #98, fainted

Id: 4Dr78FjgGMg

Length: 11min 0sec (660 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 12 2020