How is Twitter free? #42

who did this so creative like that okay we got a fast car here that's pretty cool we got the squad out of here flexing and oh my goodness I think it's a SpaceX launch I thought it was fried chicken then I thought I was wrong but it's actually fried chicken yeah guys if you just got baited I am laughing at you right now it's not an explosion it's some chicken my grandma's going around telling people I fix phones because I took her phone off silent what would someone have to whisper in your ear for this to happen I don't use a mouse in Excel my girl told me she wants a Balenciaga coat I don't know why she spelled Burlington like that when your mom's explaining to the family all your bad choices and you're just standing there like I really wish I could have subtitles in real life because I can't here for nothing 22 years since the start of the show Ash Ketchum has finally become a Pokemon master after winning the Aloha League ah a ten-year-old with 22 years of experience ash is what every employer is looking for now budget airline wants to remove all the seats from its planes and make passengers stand what's next we got to push the damn plane to build up speed on the runway what the heck middle-aged people sent Kay texts not knowing the weight it carries me inside my dream hearing my alarm go off for 30 minutes I love this song yes once as a prank I taught my ex I knew he was cheating on me he apologized how I be at free am watching tasty recipe videos that I will never cook if all crimes were legal for 24 hours what you do in deleting my name for more student loans Animal Crossing would be a lot more fun if you could commit crimes quits gaming eight months ago bought a new car I have an amazing new girlfriend's I make a heck load of money and I'm buying a house this spring I party every weekend I'm never home I'm enjoying life do yourself a favor stop trying to make gaming a career it's cringe as Frick Queens unusual hobby has made up 100 million pounds and is pretty impressive my god the Queen's maiden only fans you guys didn't hear from me but I actually heard from a very reliable source that the Queen has actually set up a private snapchat account you can access her edgy content for only 50 million pounds per month it's incredible the photos are extreme when's the next bus to area 51 I'm ready hashtag area 51 storm next up dr. Phil tweets out a couple of selfies captioned 1 or 2 what he's saying ladies look at this dude dr. Phil looks like he comments delicious under ghost photos oh hey what's up girl how you doing yeah you wanna go on a date sometime mm-hmm I see you uploading some cute pics on Instagram and I thought you were really delicious cultural impacts this kid the roots are running behind the reporter a hashtag live from the area 51 raids literally anything else that was on ironically epic what do y'all think about this okay so apparently first notification pays for dinner we've got a bunch of phones on the table here so it's gonna be interesting yeah I like this I'll never have to pay for dinner when I was 11 to 14 years old I wanted to be Gabriella but I ended up being like Sharpay finally y'all of seeing the light crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but come in like 30 seconds massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility firefighters forced to dodge projectiles and evil must quotes this tweet saying told you AI was dangerous nobody my leg after caffeine [Music] um this is my leg in general what's on your mind when Sweden is playing Denmark it's sweet then and the letters left over our Den mark oh my goodness me what could this possibly mean my whole life is a lie y'all remember Disney XD what was that I used to think this was Disney but for people who could skateboard next up we have a video captions why is she walking [Music] that's her maximum speed to be honest it just reminds me of when you're having one of those really scary nightmares and you're trying to run away from whatever is chasing after you wherever it'd be a default for my skin or Bill Cosby I don't know and as you're running you're going like 1 miles per hour and it's so slow that's what this grandma's like except uh in real life if you turn the Chicago Bulls logo upside down it's a robot having intercourse with a crab okay so this is the logo right and let's see what happens if we flip it over okay I actually see it now that's kind of scary the head looks like that this court logo as well supermarkets savvy dad saves three thousand three hundred sixty pounds on kebabs in Chinese food by making his own fake aways from home local man cooks dinner incredible next up we have a video of supposedly Houston Texas and the weather's pretty bad I gotta say [Music] I'm not gonna return the favor brah what are you driving a submarine my brain is like my internet browser I got like 19 tabs open free of them and glitching and where the heck is that music coming from what you'll think about onions I think they're disgusting onions are very important and the main base of many delicious meals if you don't like onions you have dead tastebuds you know I'm gonna cause absolute havoc in the comments right now and I'm just gonna say bro onions are trash I don't if I'm eating some dodgy onions guys but all I get from them is this crunchy ass texture with no flavor whatsoever they're just really annoying in my opinion flame me I dare you I dare you I failed at 9 startups got fired from two companies quit free jobs without notice failed out of college lost all my money on a bad investment and now I do not have any money inspiring story I must say assignment you at 11:59 p.m. me having a mental breakdown at 11:30 p.m. because I decided to do it last minute I can't take this anymore I can't do it how girls apologize I'm sorry that you chose to make me mad kids be like me huh hey mom he said he wants some chips next up we have a video captions why would you want to miss that hashtag area51 storm standing outside of a government base my lifetime experience it's like it's Halloween but we're just only the most epic of gamers know exactly who this man is @o z IC bro you're looking like a absolute sexy goddess okay and congratulations on the area 51 store my friend you ever be looking for old pics like where the that sure that dudes be like I'm fighting demons just say you're graduating late bro a five month old baby was kidnapped and carried to Dubai from Karachi inside a travel bag fortunately it was detected at dubai airports and the baby was found safe fro whoever did this in the world's filthiest Jail [Music] [Applause] yeah zip his ass back up we need to get a video of this yeah I've really hoped that this was the first ever recording of the child coming up and they weren't like ooh it was pretty cool actually let me get that for my snap real quick put him back in the bag sometimes you just gotta flex for the Instagram story you know what I mean no no you're right no one knows what I mean decided to try cleaning all the dead roaches out of my ps4 Sony please the sign smaller vent holes next time ah that is just that's disgusting I'm sorry you know the roaches come from your house and not the PlayStation right those are sold separately my granny cooked and bought all this food and no one showed up for her birthday yikes this is Heike messed up and honestly pretty saddening I feel so sorry for this granny I love you I will fight my entire family if you'll ever disrespect my grand grand like that enemies guys that is if this episode of has twitter free I really hope you did enjoy it as always and of course if you do want to get involved with the next episode feel free to send me your funny tweets at fainted sad on Twitter calm type me in your tweets and if I like him I featuring in the next episode if you're new around here make sure you subscribe to this channel and as well guess what there's new episodes of this series every single Sunday and with that being said I'll see you guys all next week and yeah have an amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 727,857

Rating: 4.9178576 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, how is twitter free?, funny tweets, funny, tweets, funniest tweets, twitter, funniest tweets ever, fainted, How is Twitter free? #42, how is twitter free 42, top tweets, top posts, meme, memes, twitter memes, episode 42, part 42, series, playlist

Id: NlQYzPCp1a0

Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 22 2019