How is Twitter free? #46

okay if this video gets 20,000 likes I'll use Wii Sports gameplay in the next episode I suck at cuddling two minutes in and I'm trying to check the vibes my drunk ass meeting the uber eats driver at the door at free Am I are you the burger baby if we're dating you getting this type of cuisine every night I promise oh that's a big likes for me buddy so big yikes what is that eyes just gross actually the longer I look at it the more appetizing it becomes the earth is actually a Donuts and the reason the sky is blue is because you see the ocean above you oh you high high dam when you start thinking the world's looking like this you know you've been on some good stuff brah maybe some fortnight's shield potions it's different you know laughing and my ass off do I get a special discount oh my god uh what why so expensive weddings are $250 flow my portfolio speaks for itself quality costs money well excuse me just saying I've worked hard for my rates I'd rather take a pic on my iPhone law for free okay imagine thinking two hundred and fifty dollars is expensive for a wedding photographer my free year-old rescued a kitty today my husband's last words were he's not coming inside this is our current situation so sue ad has a surprise for you long what is it we found a kitten and it's higher well put him back in the tire blow too late it's not coming inside this is so sad and turns out those were some rather famous lost words because yeah as you can see the cat's definitely inside almost 22 years ago two people had sex and now I have to go to work every day great okay so this next twee is absolutely crazy for whatever reason Lady Gaga decided to flame my boy ninja on the timeline in front of millions anyway so Lady gaga tweets are saying at ninja who are you um ask Drake in kind of a big deal oh my god major where the Flex what I come back bencher is on fire holy God yeah but seriously that's a pretty good comeback I guess yet again this is more evidence that we are in fact living in a simulation I mean who could have guessed Lady Gaga would hop onto Twitter and essentially cool ninja irrelevant what is going on but anyways there was actually some interesting replies to this tweets and you're gonna want to see this one he's one of the most popular streamers on the Internet and he doesn't support women as he's publicly announced he will never do a stream with any woman I guess unless it benefits him stop patting me ninja Vance should you all be in school right now get off your phones and learn something and leave me alone I can't have a bunch of kids tweeting at me right now by the way a twitch TV Ford slash whatever her username is for the truth must be 18 plus so no Ninja fans okay that self-promotion came up absolutely nowhere honestly I'm not even mad after you plugged your twitch I respect the Power Move this guy I'm praying to God I will never be this horny you guys already know I'm like next-level Twitter beta mail simp ego lover but that's just on a whole new spectrum right there bro yeah that's self promotion huh nice power play honey you're going after de sister you know what to do guys everybody leave a comment down below with your only fans link um your twitch your Twitter your Instagram whatever you want self promote down below it's a Power Move okay I won't judge you we're prisoners of the presence in perpetual transition from an inaccessible past to an unknowable future um did you steal some of my wheat when you left my studio how to get free candy from candy machine works every single time today I'm going to teach you how to get free candy from a candy machine you go to a little flap here on the candy machine and you flap it up and down four times one two three four then you go to this knob system here and you turn it really quick halfway five times and then you take a back instructions unclear my dick is stuck in the coin slots I have a friend who got they're stuck in a blow dryer how I was at a football game and they were um curious imagine if you were hooking up with a really buff gym guy and things started heating up and getting a little bit steamy and right before he was about to go down on you he whipped out his phone and tracked [ __ ] in My Fitness Pal next up meme Ulis tweets out saying looks like I'm about to close the deal of a lifetime boys and he tweeted this out because somebody messaged him on Instagram saying this fire emoji business-related hey how much should your shots shot out raids please I think he means shout out oh my god that is a business brand deal of a lifetime a shot out if anybody wants a shot out from my Instagram page just DM me okay we can set a price I'm thinking maybe 69 million dollars how does that sound pretty good deal yeah for itself guys be wearing their ear pods like the 24 karat earrings like relax my guy you don't need them in at the club sometimes having a family Amazon accounts is embarrassing ah nice order here women's high-waisted workout casual booty shorts black and white stripes and next up we've got Beetlejuice costume black and white striped leisure Blazers jacket oh dear this is a Halloween costume and in someone in their family message system saying you are not big sexy Beetlejuice how old are you me holy god of almightiness this brings back some epic memories yeah you too young for me if your insta wasn't like this my girlfriend just added uncooked pasta to cold water and then turned on the stove and when I said that she should boil the water before adding the pasta she said literally all men are the same ah oh dear me I some very rebellious behavior right there like you could just boil some water up in a kettle and it takes about I don't know one minute why add pasta it's a cold water you got to be out of your mind October has have been spooky at all so far all I've done is work and sleep boring someone please spice things up take me to a haunted house bring me to a pumpkin patch call me repeatedly with a blocked number chase me for a corn maze with a knife I don't know murder me yo uh can we get a vibe check over here this guy's giving off some dark energy i'ma say life hack if you want an extra 50k for free simply go into any bank and tell the clerk mother lodes and they have to give you 50 K it's the law you're welcome if you ask a white person how's it going and they respond with it's going that roughly translates to contemplating killing myself I've not just seen some Muffet cool beans on toast 1000 men on a raft can you make me something to eat please there's peri-peri chicken pasta in the fridge and a pizza can I get that or a thousand men on a raft I'll have that instead please kiss busing for dinner for everyone that didn't know what a thousand men on a raft was here you go nobody calls it that mate seriously I hope not it's Benz on toast don't argue with me no but seriously you got to be a certain type of person to look at a plate of beans on toast and the first thing that comes to your mind is ah yes a thousand men on a raft what dudes will smoke one cigarettes and change their major to film and make a short film where a character drinks wine and smokes his cigarettes and contemplates the breakup with his ex it's in black and white the sauna si just sounds like they're describing every single boy on planet earth right now oh yeah hey what's up girl huh yeah I smoke cigarettes it's part of my aesthetic you know I'm pretty edgy bro fainted actually makes my Sundays bearable and even when it's not Sunday I just re-watched his content staying up till 3:00 a.m. tonight watching him this is what you've done I love this guy never seriously honestly if I do brighten up anyone's day that's absolutely amazing and I will always be here every Sunday with the weekly dose of house twitter free for you guys okay so next up we have a clip from Kylie Jenner which has been going super viral this week on Twitter and I'm not quite sure why but you should check it out and seriously guys this clip went crazy viral loads of people been making edits memes whatever you name it and it got so popular that they actually decided to make some much dedicated to the video rise and shine Kylie Jenner shop.com oh god this is an incredible item of clothing right here kris Jenner's added again boys rise and shine limited edition hoodies for 10 billion dollars a limited time only catch it while it's hot baby I own ironically I'm actually considering buying one of these what is my life Kylie said free words we made those three words into a craze for free and now Kris Jenner is selling those free words back to us for $65 a piece don't ever tell me this family are dumb we're too dumb ones Kris Jenner contacting Kylie cosmetics to create a rise and shine i shadow and lip get bundle a ladies who wants to roleplay our starts we have 40 years old in financial ruin and both our kids are dropouts addicted to minecraft $1,000 says fainted won't put this in how is Twitter free mm-hmm you fought anyways guys that's it if you ought to be featured in the next episode of House Twitter free tag me and funny tweets I fainted sad and follow me love you guys and I'll see you all next Sunday peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,000,782

Rating: 4.9492087 out of 5

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Id: OFGiE1jxceA

Length: 11min 22sec (682 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 20 2019