FUNNY TINDER POSTS #17

bailey 23. as you can see yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven yikes hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at some funny tinder posts hope you'll enjoy let's get straight into it subscribe if you're new we're getting really close to one meal trying to be my minecraft girlfriend and share diamonds you'd share your diamonds with me anything for you but you gotta put your bed next to mine ah well i've got a like for you to hold on are you a minecraft fence because i can't get over you are you a creeper because you make my heart explode oh you said that romance didn't exist in 2020 bruh when two minecraft gamers come together on tinder it's magical notification from tinder nobody sent you a new message oh thanks a lot thanks really really vital info cheers girl you aren't a man unless you're six foot in muscular the girl oh no no no sale at my place clothes 100 off whoa great i should send my mom there give me the address just say it say those four words and i'm all yours this is my swamp shrek is live 18 years old what are you doing in my swamp funny thing is this shrek profile probably gets more matches than half of us on tinder so when did you start learning english yes i think so hey i made you a playlist based on your pictures and your profile i hope you like it alright let's check out the spotify link then for you what a girl gotta do to get your number question mark this is actually incredible man if this doesn't work i don't know what will emily 22 years old you guys worrying if six inches is enough i'm worrying if i'm enough bacon 22 it's a match you and bacon have liked each other and then bacon says preheat your oven cause i'm going in raw who's swiping right for that on a scale of one to ten how bad do you want your pick-up line to be a solid four okay damn girl are you a microwave because okay give me a ten and i'll decide whoa are you sure i can't be held responsible if you fall in love immediately after you see it i'll try to retain myself but now my expectations are risen well then just call me shrek cause i'm head ogre heels for you you're lucky i love shrek and then someone else uses the exact same pickup line on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad do you want your pickup line to be 10 oh ok call me shrek because i'm head over heels for you i want to have sex tonight oh that works right ok you match with carrot lover i'm a carrot when you only put hiking in your tinder buyer to attract nature daddies but then he actually takes you outside i look like spielberg with this mop actually i got called princess diana the other day that was a new one wow you must have felt like a real car crash after that did you actually just make a joke about her death whoa not at all i feel like you were looking at that with tunnel vision yeah i think i'm just going to nip this one in the bud understandable you don't want to speed into things uh-oh so remember that funny time when it took almost a month for one of us to message the other first lol well dang it's almost as funny as the time i deleted the app and didn't see your message for a whole two months that's hilarious lol hi i remember your hades cosplay being the reason i swipe right writes a notebook girls like hades be more like hades me deleting my tinder profile after a week loser hey hi how are you sexy i'm sure it has to do with my parents they're pretty good looking yeah you forgot to use the comma there buddy bella 23 we might not match sure i might not always reply but just remember i'm rooting for you king thank you means a lot bro your name is so familiar i had a rabbit named after you you know that rabbit sounds like an absolute legend reincarnated as myself i hope can i talk to my rabbit for you go ahead i feel a connection you know hey robbie how's your love life in the afterlife we out here freaking like rabbits notification from tinder danny devito sent you a new message apple music or spotify spotify was there a crazy glitch that made me the hottest single this week no just figuring out if you're a neanderthal or not you passed i'm out day 34 the people of tinder are evolving becoming smarter they know the expected outcomes of pickup lines i am still able to receive hearts on my messages but who knows how long that will last god help us sergeant shadwell and his job is a witch finder how many nipples have you got sarge chill my guy be looking like he's carrying around the new charge shotgun from fortnite yo what is that weapon bro is that some dlc you got there i like going out wandering shopping listening to music and often sex you like sex i don't like sex it's too much work i'd rather just watch shrek 2 and cried the gingerbread man scene what are you doing right now watching shrek 2 how big are you six one no i meant below the waist uh i don't know i never measured send me a pick and let me tell you looks like about 37 inches virginity is my passion am i doing tinder right what's your favorite kind of soup um chicken and vegetable a fine choice why thank you one odd first question though you could tell a lot about somebody buy their favorite soup what can you tell about me you like chicken and vegetable soup this man's analytical skills are far superior than anything else i've ever seen are you a big time traveler if i were i wouldn't be able to tell you you know time paradoxes and everything but there is one thing i have to tell you the libyans are going to try to kill you in the parking lot of the twin pines mall at 1 25 am don't tell anyone else excuse my misinformation 1 35 a.m la mao i meant like do you enjoy traveling well josh maybe if you said are you a big traveler instead of big time traveler who's going to think that you mean traveling when you say time travelling there's a huge difference there annabelle 18 years old graphics designer just found out corona doesn't affect objects thank god i'm a woman what if i can't fulfill one of your requirements without tenford stilts well is what you're implying true or is this hypothetical because i have a weird thing about being taller than my date well at least we're clearing the air here i'm five foot seven shortest frick i know no i ask you out to a nice dinner i show up and you literally miss me standing in front of the concierge then i have to ask them for a baby stool it would be embarrassing but at least i'd be fun in a good conversation you know i have a really pretty sister that's five for seven i believe she's 23. she's super cute and just graduated add on instagram her name is i'm not gonna lie this took a turn i was not expecting a good turn i already told her about you this is awesome man i've never seen somebody that's nice on tinder in my life are you a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you hey i just pooped my pants gonna hop into yours no way that's actually disgusting 500 characters isn't really enough to demonstrate my wit and intelligence so just look at my banging cleavage for now uh bruh hey cat cut oof good start this guy matched with a girl called paris and says you know what me and nancy germany have in common you like a party no we both entered paris in june what freaking parties have you been to hey gorgeous so what are you fishing for jokes stuck humor and bad pickup lines i've got some questionable jokes i've made some questionable life choices you might be the next one oh damn i was clean yeah i'm super proud of myself which is good because my parents sure aren't hey i'm casey i'm 19 and i have all the qualities of a middle-aged divorced dad see below one pays it to a 401k two full coverage insurance three works nights four has gotten a dui five can take a selfie six shoots finger guns unironically seven listens to music from the 80s 90s like it's new 8. poopy car 9 roommates are my best friends 10. drinks natty lights and pbr religiously 11 complains about the weather but doesn't dress accordingly if you made it this far into the list please swipe right okay so first of all i apologize in advance for the following question didn't we have sex on my short futon like seven years ago 100 hello bobby well that's not a good start didn't even spell his name correctly oh dear i'm being 100 of you i don't plan for any relationship or anything i'm really just looking for something casual don't want to enter you and your son's lives and just be another guy freaking around with his mom sorry just wanted to say that beforehand lol at least you're honest i appreciate the honesty i'm looking for something more serious to be honest i don't want someone around my son who's not going to stick around you seem cool and all but i'm not really looking for something like that unless it was a mutual just friends with benefits type thing i just don't want to play with you like i was looking for something serious and i'm not sorry for the long messages understandable 100 thank you i really do appreciate you giving me the heads up most guys don't i hope you find something casual though just isn't me who would have thought people on the tinder app could actually properly communicate no way are you ice cream because i can't decide if i want to lick you or spoon you yeah you can do anything you want to me wait to set the bar high anything yeah with an opening line like that you can have it all next up we have another one of these epic creative tinder profile pages why should swipe right a presentation by michael i'm a great cook i'm also good at drinking but that's less impressive i make the thanksgiving turkey yearly pick any dish and i'll make it you'll help i'm handsome and have hobbies that aren't netflix physical attributes 510 the perfect height 150 pounds athletic build outdoor hobbies travel i'm mostly in it for the food day drinking it's five o'clock somewhere running gotta stay in shape somehow so what else are you waiting for i'm clearly husband material other notable qualities and skills are obviously a powerpoint genius max's out retirement accounts whiskey and craft beer collector has two 3d printers 12 by 12 space in living room virtual reality pretty not terrible at sex you can't do any better than this man i mean if you can find a boyfriend who is a powerpoint genius you know you're onto a winner that is such an important skill for a man to have anyways guys that's it for this video i really hope you did enjoy and of course you can just click on the screen if you want to check out some more funny epic tinder posts and if you're new around here please do subscribe because we're getting really close to one mill i'd super appreciate it and uh yeah i'll see you on the next one have an absolutely amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 614,615

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Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: j0Dn__gvXI4

Length: 11min 10sec (670 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 02 2020