How is Twitter free? #45

oh nice my videos monetized Green dollar that's great awesome Albert wait barely nine minutes after posting this video which has been private it for two days as green demonetised and yeah that's why this video is private adapter like five minutes I hope you guys enjoy anyways no streamer has all five a computer a microphone a keyboards a healthy balance between their work and personal life with well-defined boundaries in both their career and relationships ahead said okay so Jay Paul tweets are saying yo why 10 year-olds got iPhones now you'd be out of a job if they didn't he hydron 18 thousand likes oh my god bruh dudes in 2038 gonna be rapping about the struggle and how they mom had to sell nudes on twitter just to get by guys i just seen this girl crying I started my local mall I asked her what's wrong she said she lost $200 so I gave her forty dollars from the $200 I picked up at the entrance when God blesses you you must bless others spread love it's an eventful day at work a guy has glued himself on top of a plane at London City Airport just across from me this man is unstoppable this is me playing Mike Meyers on terminal mw2 how the Frick does he even get up there it's easy why are you the bottom of the earth I think than f so if you see righty I make sure you're on that pretty much the edge of falling off not too far or not too far you know what man yes that explains a like house wondering how that will happen but that tutorial right there it's opened my eyes but seriously don't try to skies bad idea anime intro versus anime credits no excuses for guys to be under six feet hit the gym fat ass dude it's advice like this which really makes me question how is Twitter free you know like without Twitter I'd still be five foot nine but now I'm a six foot five alpha male jock I hate when mother effers say stuff like it's a quarter till nine dude just say it's 875 god damn you're stupid no gamer has all five a solid computer reliable Internet's high-skill non-toxic behavior IRL relationship I've got the first ball baby wait no I don't even have reliable Internet my bad but I certainly don't have an IRL relationship god but if you're watching this and you do have all five I'm sorry mate but you're just not a gamer okay you can't be that powerful I want Kylie Jenner's car collection I want her bank accounts couch being washed after eight years damn I want to use it on my brain Kylie Jenner reunites with Tiger after Travis Scott breakup um white tiger look like an air pod though look at the top of his head Melania Trump's favorite TV show is how to gets away with murder you can do it we believe in you Abraham Lincoln really has no chill on Twitter calm these days my god a cool thing about Twitter is that a lot of you are quite smart and I learned stuff from you and a lot of you are also very funny and make me laugh out loud the price of enjoying the content of these two groups is sifting through the excruciating stupidity of the dumbest mother Fricker's alive computer enter password me my pullout game computer password week all eight of my kids daddy why are you crying single food B 7.92 relationship food B ninety three dollars seventy three that's why I stay single fellas gotta save that bread and spend it all on yugioh cards oh my god I need this but uh what what is this is like a next generation cuddle pillow I don't know I'm not pregnant but just want this pillow what TV show scene is she watching Will Smith explaining how he didn't need his dad in Fresh Prince Tesla owners will be able to honk with farts and coke sounds suggests Elon Musk and that is just the tip of the iceberg geek I can see it already guys the Tesla stock rising by 5,000% I mean I was planning on getting like a Ferrari or a Lamborghini something like that but I've changed my mind now I need one of these Tesla's bro just so I can pull up on somebody and do the honk sound which makes a massive fart it's practical dating a skinny guys cool and all until you lay on his chest and his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face so I went to see The Joker movie with my siblings tonight and got ghetto before the show no no I was already pushing the button I was already doing it you bro me you started running as soon as you sat down now you don't like my reaction right I'm gonna see what this movie imagine having to watch the movie knowing at the end of it you catching a fade yeah i'ma see you outside bro you wanna throw hands let's go let's go is a trillion dollar company you'd think that Apple could figure out a way to make better chords unpopular opinion their charges actually lost a long time yo just don't know how to take care of [ __ ] okay so this account called trollface tweeted out on the 22nd of october 2011 saying troll and in this troll dude didn't we are absolutely anything on twitter for an entire eight years then came back to say this immediately after tweeting this I was hit by a bus at a pedestrian crossing I've been in a coma for eight years I woke up two months ago it's good to be back and you can see the date right there 8 for the 10th 2019 compared to 22nd of the 10th 2011 oh my god it really was it yes trolled I waited eight years for this joke f you just think if you decided to start off a joke like this right now today damn it wouldn't be - like 2027 till you'd be able to pull this off and god that sounds really bad 2027 you one day we're gonna be there fellas and if I'm still alive we'll be on like how is Twitter free episode 69 billion but seriously if I ever do stop posting House Twitter free out of the blue and you'd never see any uploads for me ever again I'm sorry but that'll mean I'm dead like the how was Twitter free series will not stop until I either retire or I get brutally murdered by a minecraft sheep you guys better still be watching this series when you're like 65 years old and we're on the 5,000th episode boomers be like rent $800 utility one $50.00 country-club $4,500 supplies from Home Depot $30,000 tip for waiters $2 presents for wife $0 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this my children need inheritance money since I ruined the economy ok so next up V froggy tweets out a few images captions let's cuddle as you can see she's definitely flexing on the timeline right now with some incredibly HD content Wow I think I might be in love guys so I replied to this tweet saying can I come over and hold your hand please as usual making some very smooth plays yes oh my god it's happening daddy fainted you got this I just wanted to really quickly shout out these guys because this support is needed ok everytime I'm trying to pick up girls on Twitter I need you guys to be there and saying stuff like God yo fainted thanks for the free Lamborghini bro but seriously shouts out to other people back in high school who said I'd never amount to anything I'll have you know that I have fief Wragge following me back on twitter com so who's winning one day she will be my girlfriend guys don't worry I promise you that this is so cute [Music] [Music] [Music] this is an extremely skilled human being quite frankly somebody who could make a coffee like that should be a part of the Avengers number seriously for a second I force watching a howtobasic video Hulu why would you change your app icon and ruin my aesthetic how could you do this to them oh my God look how pretty their apps look you can't trust people who sort their apps by color seriously I asked my son what he wanted to be for Halloween and he said dad I don't want to be spider-man I want to be Nipsey Hussle and celebrate his life instead of mine couldn't believe that came out his mouth okay um this is taking Halloween to the next level I wish I could grow a beard like that quite honestly supercooled sweets I'm a writer for BuzzFeed and I was wondering if it'd be okay to feature this tweets in an article I'm doing about fictional events that people made up in order to gain Internet clouds yeah let's be honest here man you can just imagine this parent being like son get outside right now I'm mature s you up i'ma give you a fake beard and you're gonna look like a freakin boss shut up son get out there I need likes and retweets the woman who raised me ladies and gentleman enemy enemy enemy what I want to die quite frankly if you want to be featured in a next episode tag me in funny tweets at fainted sad and follow me [Music]

Channel: Fainted

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Rating: 4.9600806 out of 5

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Id: B7E3Kv-I3HY

Length: 11min 19sec (679 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 14 2019