How is Twitter free? #43

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when you screenshot a convo and accidentally send it back to the same person white girls be like oh my god stop I hate the word moist then say the n-word when you want to snack but your parents are in the kitchen getting divorced 4 p.m. Wow I have so much work 5 p.m. naps 7 p.m. wakes up 7 to 11 p.m. finds any way to procrastinate 11 p.m. the amount of homework that you have in college is unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short amount of time I have a life you know six pack of charges on Amazon for $12 mmm this accessory may not be supported me wakes up snapchat on this day two years ago you had friends my girlfriend's been it's a baby shower for like three hours that baby's gonna be so freaking clean by now what the heck are they even doing Dyson makes kids size toy vacuum that actually cleans Lowe imagine your kid thinking they're playing but they're actually doing free labor that's mad I'll take two well I'm saying guys is Christmas is approaching us very fast and if you are a parent watching this video right now you know what to do buy your kid a vacuum cleaner that we so excited okay so we've got the schoolgirl search here saying how many hugs do you need a day and apparently you need eight hugs family therapist Virginia Sutil has said we need four hugs a day for survival we need eight hugs a day for maintenance and we need 12 hugs a day for growth yeah and I'd be getting 0 same iPhone 11 pro boys we garden yeah the ultra-wide iPhone camera can I make my tinder DMS lids what parts of please where to turn at twitchcon don't you understand literally no one anime villains that think they have one remind me why I'm nobody stay-at-home husband yet because you only sees in the middle of the chicken that's why yeah that flexed kind of backfired I really hope for the sake of this person that Gordon Ramsay does not come across this tweet because that's shocking behavior how imma be sleeping tonight snowing I have no homework looks like me when I still have homework mixed up somebody post a few images of this phone which looks pretty crazy I must say I'm not really sure this is but the display looks absolutely incredible it appears as if it goes all around the entire phone so you even have to display on the back and the sides um what imagine scrolling for your timeline in public and showing everyone in a 360-degree radius the fat anime ask someone retweeted kettle's are just water toasters dogs be nine years olds no school no job just in the house barking my grandfather told me that when my grandma gets mad at him he tightens the pickle jar lids so she'll have to talk to him I want that how low are my mum's expectations of me so this guy gets a message from his mom saying send me a pic when you finish putting it together yay I'm so proud you've been really amazing lately yeah I definitely see what he means by low expectations this man is a professional chair assembler trust me name a better Joe our weights water and oxygen if you think Red Bull and cigarettes is cool too clearly haven't tried monster energy and Zhu Ling that's epic the seven deadly sins Zacks wearing chunky feelers Zhu Ling drinking Dasani cussing listening to chance the rapper not being my girlfriend okay so James treats out a couple of images captions I've decided to move on Lindsay Lohan reveals she's single oh my god and in James drops her a DM on Instagram saying m'lady smooth bro caption this when it's 2:00 a.m. and the microwave on one second and you're across the room you're not Annie boy bro you're 26 I'll have you know that I will be an e boy till the day I die imma be like 84 years old and still making tick tock videos my mom's basement me coming back to Twitter after studying for three minutes [Applause] I was like Ewing with my friends and he took his glasses off and said I don't want to see you right now a cinetic lifehack right there for you guys if you do have glasses of course and somebody's annoying you whatever you teach her your mum your dog your cats just take your glasses off and there you go case closed everything's solved and just say sorry buddy can't see ya this is how my wife's gonna catch me training my son as I expect him to be starting in the Premier League at the age of 16 I was an echo frame glasses let's Alexa sit on your face what lets Alexa do what dude I swear ever since Jeff besos came out that divorce my guy's been trippin bro just probably chilling out one of his multimillion-dollar mansions and says Alexa sit on my face next up I tweet out saying what would you do if we got stuck in the elevator together probably cried to be honest well you can cry in my extremely muscular arms no way I'm sick and tired of being rejected by my dream egos on Twitter guys I don't think I can take this anymore I'm going to delete my account right now next up Luna tweets are saying it's hot tub season I think I almost uninstalled Twitter after seeing this video jump into a hot tub with socks on should quite frankly be a deadly sin or in fact pretty much jumping into any body of water with socks on this it's just not acceptable I'm sorry girlfriend walks into my closet me don't you dare her I just found out the average dream lost two to three seconds bruh I'd be going on haul ass missions me entering Apple store to buy the iPhone 11 Pro max after selling my kidney [Music] [Applause] me I should be making much more friends in college also me as soon as classes for the day are over boys will literally break your heart and like your pic on Instagram like it's all good me horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense horoscopes you're lonely and tired me Sunday service Kanye West just bless DJ Khaled with unreleased Yeezys right off his feet dudes walking back to their private jet like it's uber I'm sick caption this when an Instagram ad pops up about something you were just talking about okay so this girl tweets out saying I didn't tell my boyfriend I got to school and this happens okay so this is all the text that she gets from her boyfriend where are you now your locations not being updated baby are you okay did your phone die your phone better have died because some hell are worried I stole your brother's card to go to your last location to make sure you weren't in an accident if your phone's dead just charge it and please text me back and let me know you're okay well I'm at CSN and I found your car so I'm glad to know that you made it safe I'm currently looking for the room you're in well I tried looking for you all I went free like three different buildings I mean I don't know about you guys but I find that pretty creepy I guess like that's a lot of texts the next image she posted was this and the boyfriend actually left a sign on her car door okay baby next time let me know when you get to school law I love you and then yeah I guess this is him um what's he doing that is terrifying my last boyfriend goes baby I need to get myself a man's like this always giving me attention and love oh my god a spider spinning a web is absolutely fascinating [Music] [Music] damn they spend all this time making this amazing web just for me to swat it down with a broom what's your best childhood memory me falling asleep on the couch and waking up in beds I miss teleporting it never happens to me anymore got in drunk last night and put some corn nuggets in the oven then went straight to bed this has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while Simon Cowell worked for uber eats that one lad that would be excluded but still turned up at the school gates at free anyways guys that's it for this episode of House wits are free I really hope you didn't enjoy and as always guys if you're new around here don't get subscribed to this channel hop into the house with a free playlist and send me your funny tweets at fainted sad on Twitter I really appreciate you guys and all the support you give me in this series and with having said I see you all in the next video have a great day guys and yeah I'll see you later much love peace [Music] [Music]
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Channel: Fainted
Views: 658,066
Rating: 4.9572201 out of 5
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Length: 10min 47sec (647 seconds)
Published: Sun Sep 29 2019
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