How is Twitter free? #37

getting a girl's name tatted on me just so it looks like I have an egg's me finding the perfect playlist for my five-minute drive colorized imagery of a fortnight gamer the French people smoke weeds or weed I don't know I find that so funny man y'all eat your coke with or without the shell excuse me hold on I'm calling the police next up we have an image of a wool captioned this is amazing we do not have Wi-Fi talk to each other and pretend it's 1995 um I have data me looking for someone who genuinely has feelings for me and won't waste my time anyone anyone at all no okay a sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines has closed the northbound lanes of State Line Road near Hunter Street in Kansas City Americans will measure with anything but the metric system rise & grind let's get these spicy nugs selling these goated anime layouts for $5 a pop tap-in this dudes selling Google Images oh my goodness me this is truly mesmerizing bro take my money right now take it well there you go guys are you sick and tired of your mum coming into your room when you're playing fortnight saying Johnny get yourself a job just tell your mom that you're selling Google Images on Twitter for $5 a pop genius business model if I do say so myself studies show you already meet your soul mates before age 21 me stay on the right path even if you have to walk alone that's the left path I think they meant rights not right right no right exactly it's right that it's right I can't even do this anymore man what the what the hell is going on here um are men okay I should be your boyfriend already but what can I say whoa that was a compliment by the way I have a girl friends don't get it confused I just love how she didn't even reply to the guy he's still in the dm's chatting smack that's why I made to shoot your shot I guess if you got your a-levels today remember a letter on a piece of paper can't stop you in life unless that letter is another band from build-a-bear in which case it's really time to move on if you failed your a-levels don't worry because I never even did them and now I'm selling my bathwater online Elon Musk is shaking right now next up this guy tweets out a series of texts between him and a girl captioned was it something I said so you're really cool to talk to but before going any further I need to know how tall you are cuz I'm pretty tall why does my height matter though because I don't talk to short guys well I'm 6 foot how much do you weigh why would you even ask me that shaking my head because I don't talk to big bits you can no longer send direct messages to this passive you really did it to him and this girl replies saying 6 foot is still short to be honest I'm done bro what's the chances this girl is 5 foot 2 all 13 year old me wanted was Vinny from Jersey Shore what about current age you while Vinny really saw that tweet and was like imma shoot my shot snapchat support tweets are saying we're aware of an issue preventing a small number of snapchatters from logging in hang tight we're working on it hurry before I kill myself hina Huell we care about your safety and security if you or someone you know is in crisis please head to I don't even know four helpful resources ah no what is this man what is going on here how his Twitter free well I've been asking that question for over a year now my friend that has to be the biggest neck I've ever seen that's kind of impressive he went for a tattoo on his neck and they charged him for a sleeve can't wait for you to visit parsley I'll fill you in silly our Chinese burn your neck someone left old TVs outside 50 homes in Virginia while wearing a TV on his head no one knows why the hell is this guy doing wow he's even waving at the security camera I love it pyrocynical has lost it if I ask you to take a pic of me I mean take the pic take 15 photos get on the floor climb a tree try flash in no flash you snap order a drone do whatever it takes until you get the pic yes I'm in a relationship with someone over the Internet's yes it's true we sleep at the same time in a voice call but I'm not an e data I'm an e lover I take my time and develop a strong relationship with actual feelings so don't call me an e data call me an E lover say psyche right now I'm freaking screaming I can't believe this happened oh my god hey number neighbor sorry can't really talk right now I'm underground very the life nah-ha just mining oh my god wait is this Steve caught out FaceTime yes hold on I can't believe this is happening this is so crazy dude but wait this is clearly fake if you look closely the text says he was underground but I can see the sky in the background of the second picture mine shafts don't have skies unless you're in a ravine but I highly doubt that's the case nice try but I'm not going to be fooled pathetic no it can't be I refuse to believe this is fake it has to be real it has to be no don't kill the environment it's so sexy unpopular opinions newborn baby edition leeches cannot read write or hold a job so very little purpose when I'm unemployed I'm a bum yet somehow babies are cute I don't understand love or hate him he's speaking straight facts freeloaders bro I swear your crush is having sex with someone whilst you're sending them music recommendations they will never listen to joke's on you my crush is deaf and eventually we'll be together this how I look when I reply instantly knowing damn well I'm not gonna get a reply until three hours later POV your discord boyfriend breaking up with you hey babe so as you know rabbit is closing down and since rabbit is closing down I don't know how to put this but I think it's over between us you know it's like what are we gonna do in the discord cause now you know talk to each other know I don't think it's gonna work like that [Music] so I think we're gonna have to break up people who cry after watching heartbreaking movies like The Notebook and Titanic I don't know how you could handle watching this to be quite honest I'm genuinely close to tears right now this is even more heartbreaking than when you find out that your ego friend has been in a discord cool all night with the guy who hacked your minecraft server and that's tough trust me I know captionthis me in bed thinking about something embarrassing I did in 2008 next up we have a couple of images captions why are people like this so starting off we have these text messages is it possible I could Commission you to make a full body colored image of my sona yeah that'll cost thirty pounds I'm really sorry but I'm unemployed at the moment I'm low on money all I can spare is ten pounds it's that okay I know how it feels to be in a tough spot financially don't worry buddy I'll do it for 10 pounds thanks so much and then like a couple of days later the exact same person tweets out saying just bought the new iPhone XS genuinely excited it looks insanely cool definitely unemployed and low on money yeah definitely if a girl is really into you she's probably not hitting the like button on most of your posts she's clicking view all comments I hate this woman tweet style a picture of her and this dude was t-shirt off and she captions it saying met with this physique really do something to me I'm down on bended knee for real for real and in all of a sudden we have a plot twist some other girl sees this tweet and basically thinks the dude in the photo is her boyfriend no cab this is my current boyfriend when was this picture taken he claims this is an old pic I just want receipts well sis judging from one of their magazine covers early 2019 that's the February issue my god so I yeah basically this dude just got exposed for cheating on his girlfriend because of the magazine and the background my girl got to be a kpop fan so I know she ain't cheatin she probably in her room learning a BTS choreography or some [ __ ] 10 plus 5 equals 15 me during exams just to be sure because I have trust issues with myself the amount of time I wasted in math exams doing this is unbelievable oh hey anyways guys that is it for this video everybody hope you did enjoy and yeah thank you search for showing support to this series every single week man it's absolutely crazy it's actually 4 a.m. now that I finish this video and I'm hopping on a flight in like 3 hours and I've kind of had to rush this one I'm not gonna lie to you guys but I know a lot of you dudes seriously like way every single Sunday for this to come out so I wanted to do my best so yeah fingers crossed you guys did enjoy because I've had to pull an all-nighter to get this out before I do leave to catch my flight anyways no one actually cares on planet earth so I'm just gonna end the video here follow me on Twitter outfit decide tag me in your funny tweets and have a great day I'll see you guys later bye [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 711,889

Rating: 4.9478188 out of 5

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Id: r5saOX4_fI8

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 18 2019