How is Twitter free? #68

bruh yes okay I have spilled maple syrup all down my t-shirt and I can't be able to wash it shut up hello everyone and welcome back to how is Twitter free episode 68 and you know that means that means with one Episode away from 69 can we um please get pagas in the chat can we get a Pacus in a chat please both are overdue prepare yourself for some epic tweets let's go war XD bro hey check out my new haircuts dude who broke your hearts you did now release sneak king - and if you don't understand what this means basically Burger King used to have their own xbox game could sneak gig asking my man to train me at the gym was a big mistake this dude talking about don't speak unless spoken to you're in training camp I will smack you around the face with this kettlebell he ate all the jam this dude laid out like he got smoked this little dog ready for Iggy or the jam and an act like he's just fresh out of a GTA 5 wasted screen struggle meals and it's actually have a few images here which clearly show a struggle meal this sandwich it looks shocking this is a regular sandwich dude a my friend joking this sandwich actually looks really nice how is this a struggle meal I'm out here eating like tinned spaghetti hoops bro I'm in the airport eating a banana while it's little white baby running around he comes up to me and starts pointing at my banana I look at this dude's mama and she say go ahead it's ok he can have some ma'am if you don't come get your snotty nosed ass baby from out my face when you find out your daily lifestyle is actually cold Quarantine 20/20 sucks it can't possibly get any worse April [Music] you should get a loudspeaker and play this on the roof of free am with homeschooling a six year old and an eight year old for one hour and 11 minutes teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year or a week just talk to a friend who said I don't know if it's the quarantine or what but my brother is looking more handsome lately I really do worry about some of you no matter how the world changes my life stays the same if we're gonna wiped everyone out and I was the last man on earth would you want me low 58% answered no my dad just walked into the room looking sad as heck of his fist closed and said I just realized my office plan is gonna die because he's working from home someone please save this man's plant pot I can't look at his sad face any longer this is my physics prof online class the map Sara can i DM you l W sad day Wow sorry king l'm al go ahead let's go w-w-w-w-w-w-wait sup can can i DM you please ma'am Thai private message you whereas in real life you actually have to deal with the consequences and like the pressure of approaching a cute girl in class this is far easier just hit them up in the online DMS and you've got no worries and if it works you get big dubs in the chat like this and all your boys go crazy yo can we get a Parker's in chat it literally just looks like a twitch chat just said soccer instead of football and these dudes pulled up on me this is prey the most late tweet I've ever seen and honestly it makes sense considering most of us have to stay inside anyways Jamie here tweets out quarantine days six with this video three million likes forty six point four million views let's check it out [Music] why the media silent about cars being eaten by a giant monster who profits from the cover-up the giant monster industrial complex that's who it truly is shocking how the media cannot be addressing the fact that we have this monster on the streets borrowed ten pound from a guy Louis dating paid her back the same day when it went sour she told people she had financially supported me when I had no job this man be taken out some phat loans from his ex-girlfriend Dave free without sports bet on the weather beep your local meteorologists make money uh kill this is what we do when we can't watch sports anymore guys we're now betting on the weather yes oh man I pray I never become this horny some legend just leaked okay boomer girls nudes let's go and some kid actually takes the bait and replace of this yo it's not working I just refreshed and it's still not there it's just blank can you repost hello ladies and gentlemen I think we may have just come across the horniest man on planet Earth I'm tired of being a part of a major historical event same day 6 of quarantine c-section when smooth the cuties are in great shape and mother is recovering Wow it's moments like these that really really make me appreciate nurses and doctors so incredible can we get a round of applause Airlines $35 to put your bag on our plane Airlines $16 for bag of chips Airlines sorry you want your legs to fit $75 Airlines you have to fork over an extra $50 to choose the seat you already paid for airlines Airlines oh no someone help us we are out of monies breaking news due to the recent outbreak the Piston Cup has been canceled yo this is frickin Bal Peru Thank You doc Hudson for your input on the matter thank you my wife's boyfriend's who works at the Pentagon says national lockdown coming tomorrow I'm glad your wife's boyfriend could help us out with that vital information wait wife's boyfriend what the government is making us quarantine so they can change the batteries in the pigeons oh my god conspiracy so my mom bought a lamb for 20 pounds so it doesn't get killed tomorrow and it's planning to keep her in the garden with the dogs honestly wish I could say I'm surprised but it's very her so she takes some I'm saying I'm in bed a Ana mom says FaceTime you please I came into the bar to meet Carlos after work and just bought a baby lamb that was going to get ended tomorrow only eight days old this is a proud moment for humankind Wow look how cute it is dude when I had surgery I assumed that when they were giving me aesthetic that they'd count down from ten like you see on the telly but instead but check nurse just looked down at me and said goodbye and I was gone I laugh every time I think about it Spotify is the best relationship I've ever had I'm like eh um I didn't really like that song and Spotify psych my queen I am so sorry for even suggesting that dreadful song I will never make such a disgusting mistake again please forgive me and let me rub your feet $5.00 a week has been coming out my bank for mums and I only just realized I adopted a kangaroo named poppy on New Year's Eve while I was destroyed money well spent if you ask me next up the queen of twitch TV Veronica V froggy tweets out raw with this incredible picture and you know I had to respect this Queen okay I just can't have a girl post two selfie on Twitter and not show my appreciation you know I mean so I replied saying this please mom may I so kindly request to be allowed the honor of messaging you by a personal DM so we can privately discuss how beautiful you are and as you guys know getting into the DMS of an ego Queen on Twitter calm is quite the challenge so our big thanks to you guys who are replying with stuff like this making me look like a Chad thanks for driving me to my high school in your matte black Lambo bro thank you fainted for paying my whole college tuition hey bro I'll give you back your Lambo as soon as I can thank you so much for borrowing it a fainted I appreciate you coming to my family dinner last week and dropping me off in your Bugatti to my date real King Wow isn't this just beautiful without you guys I've no doubt we would have not taken this massive dub today so yeah pogs boxing chat boys thank you he okay you're a king if you're if you're not afraid to sit and before you guys start calling me a simp in the freaking comments look it actually worked oh my god guys pagas in chat and you can see she messaged me saying hehehe i love you and i said i love you more queen and she even replied to my tweet with a love heart face guys can we get a dub in the chat dude I'm literally jealous hard don't worry she told me you're a really nice guy and a good friend thick bucks if you're watching this I'm so sorry bro I didn't mean to steal your girl on Twitter calm I'm so sorry bar XD bro okay so next up I wanted to show one of the cutest things I've ever seen since I've been on Twitter and as you guys know I obviously ask you to tag me in funny tweets on Telecom I think that's sad but this subscriber in particular actually did something else to get my attention he's been tweeting a picture of his dog at me every single day for the past nine days and Counting in an attempt to get on to how his Twitter Fraser just like okie Thursday Thursday one of sending fainted pages of my dog till he features me they to send him into the picture of my dog they free of sending a picture of my dog til fainted till he features me day for sending a picture of my dog til fainted features me and his dog is absolutely adorable on my so cute day maybe five of sending pictures fainted sad till he recognizes me unlike my father oh no basics of acting fainted sad till he features Rika she's tired after a walk day seven of sending painted a picture of my dog he features Danny DeVito what Danny number AIDS of sending painted a picture of my dog till he features my dog Oh day nine of sending fainted a picture of my dog Tilly pets a dog indeed this is just so wholesome Wow I'm not used to this on Twitter but um yeah I just thought this guy really deserved the feature him and his cute dog and yeah if you had a guy who sent me these pictures and you're watching the video right now I hope you feel epic because you are much-loved thank you for thank you for the cute dog fix honestly so cute anyways guys I'm going to leave it there for this episode of really hope you did enjoy and I hope you guys all staying safe and positive I love you all so much and I'll see you on the next one have an absolutely amazing day guys much love peace and go and watch another video if you want I guess I click on the screen bro

Channel: Fainted

Views: 430,787

Rating: 4.9696956 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, how is twitter free?, funny tweets, funny, tweets, funniest tweets, twitter, funniest tweets ever, fainted, How is Twitter free? #68, how is twitter free 68, top tweets, top posts, meme, memes, twitter memes, episode 68, part 68, series, playlist

Id: 2CIBPAdmeOw

Length: 11min 49sec (709 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 22 2020