How is Twitter free? #29

20,000 likes to keep dark modes hold on a second maybe seriously guys thank you so much for 20k likes I promise we're gonna do house twit a free episode 29 in dog mode hope you enjoy bye let's go millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers yeah but how many fortnight wins do they have you ever just later wondering if the person you think about the most thinks about you the same I promise you they don't give a whole teacher you need to cross multiply me which one of you [ __ ] is multiply what was that sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my massive bulging muscles video games nah never heard of them been too busy listening to rock and roll and having constant failure to fight a sexual partner is now a disability says world health organization let's go tell him to bring me my money give me that disability check I was today years old when I found out cheese his Cowell nut so it was my cousin's third birthday and instead of having a normal theme she chose this I fully support whatever decision is child makes for the rest of their life lonely people take longer and hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally hmm I feel attacked huh stop playing games come get this [ __ ] me [Music] the only things I want before I die one where dove is Madeleine McCann to me Mueller's face reveal anomie Milus himself reply status tweet by leaking his face reveal oh my god he's so beautiful he's not perfect but he's all I want I think me me let's just stop my girlfriend guys I'm actually crying and shaking right now I'm about to put my fist through the wall on a rail which youtuber would do the best on love island ah morgues mum when your estimated time of arrival on Google Maps goes from 540 to 538 me stepping into the shower trying not to do anything to anger the spider spider on the ceiling watching me it was 1997 I was outside McDonald's on Queen Street age 15 an old lady barked speak English at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes oh I was a nice cup of tea look at me I'm English I want to eat plain toast I miss him every single day wait since when did English people eat plain toast I've been out of this one as someone who's British in English or whatever I can assure you guys we do not eat plain toast okay when you're taking a test and everyone is using a ruler and you can't figure out what the ruler is for no one people who got salads for lunch in high school you don't have to apologize me me profusely thanking a new subscriber to the point of annoyance new sub this is definitely more directed towards twitch streamers but I'm gonna say it anyway thank you so much for subscribing to the channel guys oh my god I love you guys so much thank you so much for subscribing it really means the world to me honestly guys thank you so much for the sub please smash H sub and a smash alike okay so next up we have this video of a child captions can somebody please explain to me why he thinks he's pregnant probably because he ate the watermelon seeds failure to fight a sexual partner is now a disability since World Health Organization yes where my benefits at when I find out who has been spending all my money me at free am the pile of clothes on top of a chair okay so keemstar tweets out saying week to Friday fortnight PewDiePie and ninja team up and let's go reply saying I love fortnight and enjoy watching ninja but I'll never watch him again if this happens to the ranch okay next up we have some impeccable relationship advice boys you need to listen to this if your girlfriend cheats on you you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheats so instead of leaving her for another girl find out the error in yourself apologize to her and be a better man this image can ruin friendships if you're the type of person who would say this you would have been my friend in the first place I want to meet whoever made this image and make them beets the ender dragon without diamond armor this is going to gain how is Twitter free no it's not don't be silly and ass dude reply to my tweet with this image so glad I grew up doing this not this another person replied to this rather disturbing meme with this video this is me when someone calls minecraft a bad game do you even know what we're talking about minecraft is one of the best games ever and it's rising in popularity again you know 10,000 likes and I would use some minecraft gameplay in the next episode the message request on Instagram is a weird-ass place me hearing I'm proud of you when I felt like I wasn't doing enough my wife left me hashtag for word story of my life my brother burnt a perfectly good pizza I bought today bro I'm over here freaking Pizza Hut did it again with a new brownie pizza okay so this girl tweeted out saying went to get my hair done for prom and this happens and basically this is the first picture okay I assume this is the kind of hairstyle that she was going for and requested but this is what ended up happening you can barely see the difference between the two images next up jontron tweets our video captions artificial intelligence is getting even scarier okay Google what would be a good name for my cat have you considered the names fork what about good names for my penis here's a summary from the website fin nicknames com raunchy funny names for penis wound broom womb Raider weapon a vast destruction oh ah we have truly evolved artificial intelligence to its highest caliber yeah guys if you ever need a interesting or funny name for your penis just buy yourself one of these tablets okay and ask Google I wish my parents had named me something cool like nadeshot or ninja instead they named me Humphry shaking my head I can't wait till I have my firstborn child and I can name them xxx free 60 quickscoper MLG 4 to 0 1 to 5 xx they're gonna get so many girls in high school man my wife discharged $15,000 on my card she thought I would be upset when she came home I told her babe I am a rug fee to walk on a stair for you to step on if my money is the only thing that makes you happy that's fine we divorced and she took half love her next up this person tweets out saying never forget the time my brother missed the bus and broke my mom this note okay let's see what this kid had to say after he missed the bus then I missed the bus as your son I regret to inform you that I've missed my means of public transportation I know you must be on a roller coaster of emotions right now but rest assured I decided to stay home this was a tough decision to make while you were gone for 20 minutes I'm probably in my bed moping about the fact that I can't go to school so please don't interrupt me if you require any further assistance please see the pros and cons chart on the backside pros first stay home this quarter grades will be fine today was gonna be a bad one can't get over my hair cons might become a habit doubtful you have to call the school and tell them I've got polio okay if my kids ain't funny like this I'm sending them back next up face sense of tweets out saying I'm winning champs on modern warfare next year and then classify comes up with the perfect reply does anyone else remember when face censor literally just broke up with his hot girlfriend to become a cool of duty' beast and then he ended up coming like 10th place or something that was a sad gamer moment ladies will ruin this perfect moment by saying can I ask you something and this is the perfect moment by the way you know when you're chilling at the end of the bed have a nice little pillow talk that's really dumb would you cry if I passed away right now in front of you like brah what do you think I guess Osiris tweeted out saying fainted after a million view video one pounds ad revenues looking good and I replied to Cyrus by saying haha just read this tweet after pic my girlfriend in my Tesla Lowell so broke he's driving a Tesla instead of a Tesla I think the best thing about all of this was how many people actually believed that I owned a Tesla and like even has a neverland's license plate bro how broker y'all McDonald's ice cream machine oh my god they must be so broke how broker y'all if I lost my debit card I wouldn't even cancel it can someone write an article on Millennials killing the doorbell industry by texting here anyways guys that's it for this episode of House Twitter free I really hope you guys have enjoyed if this video gets 10,000 likes I'll use some minecraft gameplay in a next episode of House Twitter free so you better smash alike right now and aside from that pretty much if you're new around here check out the series playlist plenty of other episodes for you to binge watch fruit and send me your funny tweets at fainted sad just tag me out fainted sad and if you think extra nice you can even follow me some absolute comedy gold over there out fainting sad on Twitter and yeah that's pretty much it guys have an amazing day and I'll see you next video much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,160,336

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Id: WVMtmCiMEBI

Length: 10min 47sec (647 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 09 2019