How is Twitter free? #24

me age 10 when I faked being sick successfully how is Twitter free acting like we're not paying with a piece of our sanity every time we open this app why did dentists act surprised when my gums start to bleed as if they aren't stabbing me with pointy metal sticks like sorry I'm not lying man have you ever read a post on tumblr that hurts you me middle school honest student about to go into high school undiagnosed mental illness I'm about to end this man's whole career no one goes with low iron and vitamin D that's gotta go sip of water retweet if you're older than Twitter Wow Twitter isn't even old enough to be on Twitter why are you single first of all I have a disease called unattractiveness me doesn't drink soda because it's unhealthy also me drinks alcohol this confuses me so much about people they'll be eating salads and smoothies only but still smoking and drinking alcohol my teacher is so serious he just had to make note of it hashtag avengers end game and a teacher put this sign up on their classroom door dear students my little brother is in Tampa on a business trip I'm waiting until he gets back to see Avengers end game that will be Wednesday night at the soonest do not discuss anything about it anywhere near my classroom until this sign comes down you know how much I love Marvel Comics so help me Jebus if anyone of you spoils a single frame of this movie of me I promise I will make you wish that Faneuil snapped your narrow app in case you're having a bad day here is the nicest video I've ever seen in my life while disguise some really incredible reflexes right there maybe not all men are trash I'll be skinny in no time with these meal preps I've created wow you're really treating yourself now huh nice little bit of cucumber you know just go into school open up your lunch box flex and all the other kids hey guys I got two slices of cucumber today for my lunch James Charles addresses his tour pricing after unfollowing and blocking fans who complained about the prices the average ticket costing approximately two hundred and fifty dollars Wow imagine blocking your fans cuz they're poor decided to put a coin in for every time I get upset over something incredibly minor started two hours ago nobody guys named Kyle thought I would treat myself can I speak to your manager please I am the manager someone are you ok me obviously in tears and devastated yeah dude I'm chill why you asking me tried to find the perfect reaction mean before the group chat changes the subject a Swiss billionaire has donated 1 billion dollars to save the earth I don't care what you'll say he's the white boy of the month now what the hell is the white boy of the month so seriously a Fame this is the best feeling and we've just got a few images here of wise presume is a engagement you know this guy's has proposed to her whatever she's super happy how cute imagine if someone proposed to you in a backward snapback next up we have an uncaptioned video and as I'm sure you guys have probably figured out at this point throughout the series when there's a none caption video you've got to prepare yourself because it's about to get cast can we just take a minute to appreciate how disturbing this video is like what even is this at the end of the video seriously who is this woman when the Jonas Brothers said I've been to the year 3000 not much has changed but they live underwater they were trying to warn us that our human greed and unsustainable habits are causing rapid climate change and raising sea level so alarming rates in this essay I will wait a minute I'm pretty sure that's not a line from a Jonas Brother song high school teachers this stuff won't fly in college you need to be more professional college professors anyone who's ever said college isn't worth the money I think you need to watch this video I'm about to take out student loan right now just so I can experience this this is what the inside of a violin looks like damn how much is rent next up this person's we saw an image of some Asus Design rimless wrap visor sunglasses with clear lens who's paying 12 pounds to look like they're about to fire up a Bunsen burner yeah this really brings me back to school you know back in the days when you'd be in science class you'd have to whip on these classes to like protect yourself and he'd look like an absolute God my followers really think Twitter is a diary or something this one tweeted about her eggs so much that I started to miss this too no one desktop wallpapers of eleven-year-old kids in 2013 look what I just found in perfect condition still if you had this blackberry during high school days you were seen as the rich this purse has got a pretty good point I mean if you're spotted with one of these phones back in like I don't know 2010 or 2008 or something you were seen as a God for those of you younger kids who watch my videos you probably don't even know what this is but seriously this used to be cooler than iPhones Obama in 2008 and Obama in 2016 okay so I need you guys to just take a quick look at both these pictures see if you notice anything eight years of dealing with this crazy country and his hairline didn't flinch very iconic Sierra WAC with Billy Eilish at Coachella yesterday yo they look like Teletubbies I'd like ten people comment on my last video saying I saw one of my jokes about Daniel Cohen from a tweet in faintest video so me being confused decided to have a quick look as to I possibly stole this joke from breaking news kalamaki has stolen his own joke people had been watching the house twitter free videos saw that tweet and thought a kalamaki had kind of stolen the joke that was in the tweet when it was actually his joke in the first place next up we have a video captions y'all mind if I wash my hands there you go kids if you've ever wondered how to wash your hands correctly that is a prime example just put your sleeves down and wash them too I mean why not but seriously somebody add this to the curst videos archive nobody my ex I should be popping up in those memories soon yeah dude you honestly don't know what real pain is until a few months down the line after your breakup just randomly snapchats like hey you got some memories to look back on bro and it's a picture of you and your girlfriend or boyfriend's looking really cute and you're just like I miss her so much I bet you get bad DMS my DMS hey girl cuz you look very special who the cools earth source water I never knew that this was called off source next time you guys go to a restaurant and he decide to ask for some water instead I'd like you to ask them for some earth sauce I think the reaction would be pretty interesting Prince William has cheated on Kate Middleton with her best friend Rose Hanbury according to reports the prince and Dutch chest have been together since 2003 and share free children together Kate returned to London with only her kids last night the royal family has not commented this is what tinder boys mean when they say they'll treat you like a princess flew out to California from college in Florida to surprise my best friend for a final dance show hashtag mission accomplished [Applause] that Fusco got iced laughing my ass off I'm screaming this video is so hilarious to me everybody just staring looking mad confused the girl getting dodged like a linebacker this is literally my favorite video on the internet right now Wow that girl really got left for dead [Music] next up I tweeted out this image okay which is pretty cursed it has to be said I mean just look at it the feet pics darling it's been 15 days you don't want to make me angry anyways I captured this tweet by saying send this to your crush and this guy actually send the image to his crush I'm done as you can see he sent the picture to this girl called an Ono why and send them please he said I have to stay until you send them laughing my professor please Anne he said every day you don't send he's gonna play ksi music new report we're getting married in two weeks thanks fainted that's right kids go to my Twitter save that image and send it to your crush right now read part Joe lies in Bedford 20 years charlie wins golden ticket to Chocolate Factory Grandpa Joe [Music] i sat through 12 minutes of the avengers endgame credits and all I was rewarded with was a lousy sense of appreciation for the thousands and thousands of people who poured their heart and soul into their work absolutely fuming and they say gamers are losers idiots thank God for fortnight it truly is dealing with all of these terrible situations we have in today's society next up I wouldn't be surprised if fortnight manages to fix global warming get a pair of these and start talking about drip these shoots are clapped I don't care I plugged my phone into my fridge and now the screen keeps freezing just delete the app I Spit orchid because actually uninstalled the app many weeks ago because I decided I value my life I'm not trying to get your lingo pulling up at my crib because I didn't turn up to a Spanish lesson boy I wish girls like sports girl I like sports boy oh yeah then name the blood type with a Barcelona coach from 2001 great white shark in South Africa my dumbass thought it was trapped in an iceberg how is Twitter free by fainted is probably the thing I look forward to most on Sunday like what's the responsibility well I could watch anime go read tweets next up this guide tweeted at me saying fainted always with a love heart on the end and he attached this image of him changing his gamertag to sub to fainted what a legend absolute beast thank you bro anyways guys that's it for this episode of how is Twitter free I really hope you have enjoyed if you need to the series then make sure you jump into the how is Twitter free playlist there should be a link in the top right of your screen right now or alternatively just click on the link down below in the description you can just hop in sit back relax and binge watch the episodes I guess for those of you guys have really watched all the episodes which I'm sure is a bunch of you guys just want to say a massive thank you your support is incredible I cannot believe how far this series has come from the first episode if you guys haven't seen the first episode go back and take a look at it and you can just see how much it's changed it's unbelievable ever annoys roasts me because the gameplay I used in the first episode was literally like 10 frames per second it was so bad but yeah I wanted to give a massive guys because honestly without your support the series would not be where it is today so you guys are the best I love being said guys if you want to send me some funny tweets just Acts fainted sad on Twitter tag me in your tweets other people's tweets whatever tweets you want to see in next Sunday's episode just tag me in them if that being said my name is fainted this is how its Twitter free and you are awesome brofist never seriously guys have seen a next one much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,364,760

Rating: 4.9260378 out of 5

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Id: xQhuLPRKMoQ

Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2019