CURSED DISCORD CHATS

i might god covet a kid who i run with in cross country got tested positive ah yes perfect opportunity for a pogozy mo hey what's up cuties welcome back you already know what time it is cursed discord messages he gave you up no don't tell me he let you down he turned around and deserted me he made you cry and the audacity is he didn't even say goodbye it so lies and hurt me as heartbreaking as a story this is uh at least we didn't get rick rolled fellas i'll teach you what do you want to know how the pineapples work next question can't answer that that's too private homework time playing a game netflix what homework you doing there man bow before pika man your new overlord everybody please please pay your respects seriously if you're gonna have a cut out of pikachu you get at least cut around his body man although i guess he wouldn't be able to stand up that way my bad my bad my son nice bro his name is bartholomew i agree how the frick do you agree on my son's name okay okay let's talk about cheese vinnie underscore 69 started a call that lasted 11 hours well that must have been a very deep conversation about cheese who'd have thought that'd be a topic you could discuss for so long when larry sees toes what the heck even is that give me taupe though guess what what chicken bud thank you dwayne the rock johnson for this powerful message really appreciate it emo g so funny bro you get x emoji emoji look at that trim [Music] [Applause] bruh this video is sponsored by rage shadow have you ever dreamed of fitting an amazing truly triple a quality game right in your pocket something you can dive into and play anytime well now you can with rage shadow legends 500 champions to collect each with their own skill trees and millions of artifacts to find and equip no two champions will ever be the same that makes for literally trillions of ways to build your teams crazy depth and endless strategies to figure out it's honestly such a cool game and the fact that it's free bruh 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the new way of measuring distance forget about kilometers forget about miles we measuring by blocks how's school kids uh okay that's what i thought not going great by the looks of things i'm doing the essay thing and what the frick's a colonel i'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that jason stefan was in nomio and juliet i'm so gonna freaking fail this guy really went to discord to get input on his essay yeah never gonna happen mate but at least when this guy fails to test he's gonna have the more important knowledge here which is the fact that jason statham was in fact in nomio and juliet one day that information will come in handy and i'm sure you'll get a hundred percent pass ah mario i have hooked up the cobblestone generator please forgive me no luigi you've a freaked it upper for the last time a bend over two up votes two upvotes seriously luigi you had one job one job bro my friend just passed away [Music] let's go baby i'm playing a game called if i win that bot literally gets shoved in a trash can are you winning son this is another message from discord light mode oh my guys i need to know your opinions in the comments what are we saying discord light theme is acceptable or not loggers log no log log lockers forget about poggers it's loggers season i wonder who came across this tree though like you'd just be walking through the forest and you're like wait it's a pogba's face tree so amazing all the years of growth to get to this moment to become a discord meme you're the only person in the server that's given me any grief what's your problem man what did i ever do to you um okay not sure we solved the uh issue there but let's move along mom i threw up yo yo oh that's actually so accurate little minecraft steve walking into mom's room being like yeah i've just been sick everywhere my mom's like what what's going on it's 2 a.m why is the light coming through guys you're not gonna believe this you got a girlfriend whoa did you speak to a woman no i'm outside oh this is the rarest thing you'll ever see in a discord server no way i don't believe it the ceo of waifu's has gone outside can we please get a round of applause well done let's freaking joe garfield cart 1000 hours played 92 people in the server say this is based i think that's pretty based this many days playing garfield carp that's a that's a person of culture right there true gamer teacher don't worry there's not much homework the homework total task completed admin enter id code reactor divot power to office launch pad fuel engines laboratory sort samples cafeteria by beverage reactor divert power to cafeteria off it just goes on and on it's kind of accurate though why do teachers do this why do you say there's not much homework when it's this thick just be honest from the start man at least then you can be prepared for it i farted burped and almost puked at the exact same time that was not a pleasant five seconds wow how charming hey remember that group project for history due tomorrow yeah yeah well i finished my slides came back to a few minutes ago and this is all that has changed the poo you homosexual bruh this is the freaking title page it's two in eight hours moo bloom i solo glow squid i love democracy i love democracy i love democracy diss tracks are just to grow men writing booms about each other what what yep can you say it again what oh diss tracks this drags the two men right but okay this is ricegum secret ghost writer english skills of a true king i haven't been mounting to you yet um what never have i'm going to get so much reddit calmer screenshotted i haven't had mountain dew yet oh frick i can't just get karma off of your karma easy redditus you just proceed cringe bro last words ombre cows you're the unbreakable removed canadian gamer from the group this was his last words this is what we get to remember the canadian gamer by okay i don't really know what this image is here like i don't know maybe a picture from like a school textbook or something and this guy goes pics spanish class no english 25 days ship freak kind of english is that uh even the breeze board knows this guy's a wilderness two words big sale on buckets at home depot yeah that's at least three words shut up dude forget about if it's two words or not the fact that there's a big sale on buckets at home depot that is what you want to be focusing on go spend your money fellas get yourself a bucket at home depot choose wisely life-size figure of nine hundred ninety ram dollars or a two times twenty twenty subaru legacy also thirty nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars oh my gosh not this again carter no i choose the rem statue well it is life-size so um you know what you can do with that many many things it's an easy choice really just like forget about the subaru get the life-size figure anime boys stay winning baby ugh a man could really go for an ice cold pib extra right about now pip extra this is my last freaking warning stop advertising hey man you seem a little parched how about a pip extra oh my god what is a pib extra and who is pivx is this like i'm researching this oh pip extra is a reformulation of mr pibb a soft drink created and marketed by the coca-cola company so what you need to tell me is this guy is a undercover coca-cola employee well looks like i've just been baited into doing a brand deal for uh literally no payment nice one pip you got me but seriously boys you seem a little harsh you want some pip extra rate waifu monk i rate monkey with a one out of 100. frick by the way do i say this monk or monkey i don't get it i need a top tier level 100 english student in the chat right now bro let me know all right so we got the boys chilling out in the microsoft office vc access excel onenote outlook and powerpoint i think bill gates would be proud of this i'm also very interested as to what kind of conversation they'd be having in here also where's microsoft word seriously you can't have like access and onenote in there but not have microsoft word i don't know maybe you got banned what can i say it's femboy friday um dude it's sunday shut the frick up just roll with it who doesn't love a bit of fanboy friday hey forget about fridays with pewdiepie it's now fanboy friday every single friday we go fanboy season farts aggressively sniff sniff oh that's that's disgusting pizza didn't come so i made this oh wow that looks really pleasant really pleasant an hour has passed and yet where the frick is my pizza who needs pizza when you have a meal like this i mean seriously what's actually uh in that jar there it kind of looks like a pissed jar nice me starting my computer yo welcome back how you doing what's up let me just open up real quick oops oh for frick's sake oh she's done a bit of an oopsie hasn't she bubba boy yo guys just bought a car um okay whoa nice car is that unbreaking free on it make sure you get mending so you can repair it with the xp drops from the children you run over can anybody actually decipher what is this vehicle here what image is this man it's comprised of maybe four pixels for the entire thing who knows maybe it's a lambo took a while to catch him red-handed found on my toilet has a crippling echo addiction he's just chilling baby this is the type of guy to come up to in high school and ask if you've got any spare dual pods he's grown up fast what's your favorite way to cook a dog on a grill eat it raw at first i thought they were talking about hot dogs like you know sausage meat then i realized it's discord and these guys yeah they're actually talking about a literal dog guys please stop bazinga why does no one appreciate my masterful and creative approach to comedy my refreshingly new yet classic style my witty humor perhaps like other greats before me i shall only be recognized in death b i can't get off youtube that stuff's addicting this week 16 hours on youtube 16 hours on tick tock 16 hours on stinky feet six hours on hot feet fitness tick tock such a joke asl so is no one gonna notice the stinky feet app what app i don't even know anymore 16 hours this week on stinky feet bro this guy's suss drinks purple um what minecraft potion is this night vision why does this newspaper say say monk monkey why do i always see this monkey word everywhere but yeah guys um this is the new character that's going to be introduced to dreams next minecraft speedrun keep an eye out at everyone not gonna be active on discord tonight i'm meeting a girl a real one in half an hour wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway so please don't dm me asking me where i am i'm with the girl okay you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl again i don't expect you to understand she's actually really interested in me and it's not a situation i can pass up but some meaningless disc or degenerates because i'll be meeting a girl not that you really are going to understand this is my life now meeting women and not wasting my precious time online i have to move on from such simple things to branch out you won't understand it's his mom sip look at those simp emojis this is seriously what happens to every single e-boy the first time they ever get a taste of some real-life females i hope that one day this happens to me as well you go from sitting in discord vcs talking to eagles across the freaking planet over an xbox 360 headset mic and in one day you find yourself talking to real girls and then your discord career is over and you never come back again the next thing you know you've got a wife and kids yes this is the beginning of your legendary conversation with davis dude i just shot myself so legendary mayo mayo mayo mayo freak you you killed my dog guys you won't believe what happened to me did billy eilish steal your mris she stole my mres guys no billy how could you do this okay we've got a little role playing going on here players alright let's loot the goblins dm you find a picture of a goblin and his goblin family it looks like they were celebrating his kids first birthday in the picture oh shoot dm yeah these guys had families you guys are the [ __ ] here roll 1d20 for giving a freak if you look like this roll full result full looks like i don't help step bro i'm stuck in a jar oh no just no tips for dora milady i am currently shopping how big how solid i need a poo review dude it's a log hard log or soft log log subscribe anyways yeah that's it for the video guys hope you enjoyed and thank you so much for listening to the ad read make sure you subscribe so you don't miss out on the next discord video and yeah i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 982,103

Keywords: funny, discord, texts, funniest, funny discord texts, funniest discord texts, funniest discord texts ever, chats, funny texts, funny text fails, funny text messages, text fails, memes, discord memes, discord chat memes, discord meme, funny discord, fainted, discord chats, r/discord_irl, funny discord chats, funny discord messages, cursed discord messages, cursed discord chats

Id: x2Q_cwiyGA8

Length: 16min 15sec (975 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 10 2020