FUNNY DISCORD CHATS

you'll ever just eat off-brand cereal out of fine china wait wrong server now let's talk hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and today we're gonna be taking a look at some funny discord messages subscribe to the channel right now or this roblox character will eat your crocs e a sports it's stupid agreed yep i live in spain but the s the p the a the i and the n are silent i do not live in spain bruh [Music] gotta go fist i had a cute girl give me the stare and she came into laundromat uh bruh what are you talking about it's a carrot it's starting a bank robbery they're trying to break it to humans bank join them by typing join heist soon join eyes about to rob myself gamer i can't lose if i rub myself i'm so smart has anyone told you how beautiful you look today yes bro say no say no no better luck tomorrow crying underneath the shades remy is gonna find new ways to control people fire that's gonna hurt ratatouille season two coming soon guys tomorrow i shall become british once more you what i'm british mate welcome to positive vibes this is the start of the positive vibes channel uh i tested positive for corona that was not the positive vibes i was expecting yikes guys i wonder what it is i hope it's halfway free nope it's a schoolyard opener bruh here's the thing i'm shy i like shy girls so who leads i like mountain dew i opened the bottle and uh it made that fizzing sound nice i opened the water bottle cool story mate how huge we talking this huge how huge this huge that's not very huge bailey damn really sounding like my ex yo anyone want to play roblox bro is is that an entire spongebob episode i remember this episode i like it very nice who needs a netflix subscription when you have the discord chat crabs the krabby patty formula spongebob what am i looking at right now what the frick i'm gonna post barack obama in general gg potato queens honey you just advanced to level 15. [Music] thank you thank you so much america proud moment for obama that wife left gg yep wife left and took the kids that is a uh epic gg moment guys surprise you didn't get a pogos you might reply ga aiming yes yes yes yes yes yes oh man what's happened here guess what this is record breaking freak you okay hear me out right if physical energy can turn into thermal energy how hard do i have to punch a chicken to cook it to cook a chicken in one slap it would require the velocity of 3725.95 miles per hour which is humanly impossible i wasn't expecting a genuine answer but okay yeah science and we lost mainly some trash oh you're not trash you're recycling because the trash can be disposed but we're stuck with you ouch if the wii u never failed would the nintendo switch be as much of a big deal as it is now um not really i mean you can take the switch anywhere unlike the wii u yeah you can also take a dog anywhere but not a disabled dog with enough strength you can the dog is not moving guess i have to broke his head too what drop soap cutely uh bends over to pick up so cutely 10 pictures taken before a disaster me i want billy eilish mom we have billy eilish at home billy eilish at home ah don't do jacksepticeye like that right when he hits a speed bump near the playground but then you remember there is no speed bump oh don't worry it was just the guy carrying the corona vaccines morning i hope santa puts a golf gf in my stocking what if pog was actually the twitch currency ah streamer oh thanks for the pogs gamer man 2069 bitter so beta i tip with child slaves that's okay rather dark turn quite quickly forget about twitch prime subs guys we're now um tipping child slaves apparently right we have a um doge general chat okay i'm going now but what if the child is drawn bruh banana girl funniest person on doge lore and uh beenicks are typing i don't even want to ask what doge law is something a little bit sussed about an entire text channel being dedicated to doge's dash sv underscore cheats one no clip i got the new xbox boys oh well freak me i got a monitor i got to switch i got a gun no no owning a gun and having an anime profile picture on discord that's a recipe for a disaster i'm joking seriously though don't come to school tomorrow xd exclamation mark hi bart frick off i never really thought of shortening the name bartholomew to bart but i guess it does make sense hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey a series of messages spread out over an almost 24-hour period wow this discord chat it's on fire bro we're gonna need some mods in here to send out some bands it's too lively me with my balls yeah same i had a lot of fun what am i even looking at give me the squeeze i'm gonna say the n-word the god salutes you you are now rank free congratulations dude oh me six back a day again message from facebook we are watching you never seriously mark zuckerberg um if you're looking for my facebook messages it wasn't me okay [Music] i promise i didn't send my ex-wife 52 terabytes of anime girls okay i didn't do it you say your baby but you're not you're not baby you are not capable of being baby you are not physically a baby i'm baby yeah hit him with the tony stark welcome to mr worldwide server mr worldwide how do i delete everyone except snoop dogg oh and i've just noticed um this all takes place in the hashtag this channel so here we have dump truck connoisseur 4071. how do i close tf2 playing a game team fortress 2 for three years press control alt delete okay mate this dude's pc must be fried also for your nasties beldelphine has a hardcore now okay so update about that after getting my hands on the video for curiosity purposes i can say it's quite disappointing barnacle boy has single-handedly cost bel delphine millions of dollars just think every single simp in this discord server was probably about to buy the beldelphine content but barnacle boy has spoken and his opinion is going to be respected you remind me of someone want to know who who vegan teacher what how because you don't feed your dog midnight fox left the group bye-bye poor guy i don't blame him for leaving when a dude with joe mama in his username makes you leave a server mint i finally got a gf but uh she might be a boy i'm not sure yet whoo it's like bean boozled you just gotta eat it and find out mal wait i had some advice i'm i'm not sure you want to take their chief if you got a trap on your hands it might be a bit of a sticky situation oh well kill mickey data let's not do that mickey data please kill mickey data mickey data dies due to lack of friends ah also get ready for the comments saying it's dada bro i personally say data okay a british broth you americans are your data ugh i wish there was uppercase comma bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh wait is that hippo a little bit off topic there mate naturally generated peepee ah yeah that minecraft gameplay lies you can check it i'll give you the seeding chords seed eight eight zero four two three nine four free blah blah blah blah chords x dash one eight zero eight zed one three one two okay if any of you guys actually take the time to copy out those coordinates and paste them into minecraft to see this i don't know if i'll be impressed or disappointed head-eye women are scary but i must be courageous you can do this spilled milk you can do this just think about the trim you're gonna be looking fresh i want her to dig her claws deep into me straight into the neck hit a major artery die need [Music] oh my gosh oh my gosh oh is that obama i i think i'm looking at obama right now nice emojis who the brother he keeps making glowstone this is in the lake on the minecraft server who was it who was it i don't know who it was but uh it was definitely a cultured gamer i thought minecraft was supposed to be family friendly dude yo i need five robux quick rick roll qr code five robux that's brilliant robux is the roblox currency right how much do these things even cost robux the next bitcoin oof seriously though imagine being an eight-year-old having a great time playing roblox and all of a sudden this motherfreaker walks up to you and you get rick rolled hey got him adults lions pretend to be hurt by their cubs to encourage them so mufasa was only pretending to be dead bro boobies are best thing ever dice laughing at my own joke hey guys want to hear a joke i came up with boobies are the best thing ever and then look all those up votes this actually is read it summed up bro original post down voted and in the sky just nam says straight away and it's getting that spicy reddit gold furry artists when they see the latest commission order what the freak is this oh my gosh that's it i'm muting the entire server breaking news you have boasted mass cringe prepared to be vibe checked who are you i'm you but stronger oh spicy you missed a call from salvatore you failed the vibe check hey you you have been selected for the draft please report to your nearest military base within five days chucky milk will be provided oh why thank you this is how the army manages to encourage people to join chucky milk somebody on my street got hit by a car a few minutes ago by the way steve rike nice ah that's cast dude there's a dead centipede in my bathroom eat it okay update crunchy i'm single no taken no horny and in love of a girl i'm best friends with but she already has a boyfriend who she admits to me she's not interested in anymore no longer horny oh [Music] wait how long were these messages apart 15 minutes could it be he's done it i think that might be his girlfriend now damn these discord girls aren't loyal huh teenagers slept with his bully sister girlfriend and mother after being called a virgin by the bully three months ago he is a man of focus commitment and sheer freaking will i see that you've sent an image and no i'm not scrolling down oh shoot when i said that it scrolled me down now but let's just go back a second here uh can we appreciate the fact that this guy decided to slam his bully's sister girlfriend and mother oh my gosh and the best busy then gets a cnn article written about it what a flex do not mess with this kid i just drank a cup of coffee a cup of juice and a can of dr pepper i think i might vomit why but it's okay i don't know i was thirsty uh maybe i should clarify that the free drinks were not mixed together okay that is better keep an eye out for the tax man on discord hope you guys been paying your taxes why is there a zombie in the second photo walking dead looking ass um that's my grandma [Music] i got nothing whoops just killed this kid's grandma walking dead looking ass that's just rude i'd rather us be like this ah that's uh i don't really know what this is so stitch has four arms right stop you ever think how good he is at massages what the frick you thinking i was gonna say chris i ain't like that yes exactly betty could give a mean massage but he has claws so i don't think it would be that good well he doesn't scratch up lilo every time he gives her a high five now does he i'm gone for seven minutes and you guys start discussing how good stitch could give a massage what the frick okay but um more importantly why does everyone involved in this text chat have horny in their username the fact that they're talking about stitch giving out massages does not surprise me with names like that hey propane you like cyberpunk right is this johnny silverhand you got me that's him alright i knew it it begins omg too many pogos emotes dude too many hey guys i want to wish you all a merry christmas discord is full of copy basic christmas messages that people don't even read and just forward to other servers i don't like that i like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart our friendships from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a single message copied from elsewhere this being said i would like to thank all of you you are the best partners i've ever had a big hug bobby um what is the second to last sentence what's that fanboy with the m1 garand what will he liberate find out after the break oh my how is it taking me this long to notice look at those legs oh it really is a fanboy nice darlington bond gate roundtable 999 for three pounds we will shoot your kid yo that's a great deal first of all the tax man takes some money and now he's murdering the children for three pounds i mean have you not got enough money already dude my pc came yes wait pcs can come no way dude where do you think the thermal pace comes from baby hello my favorite bunch of apes i was christmas going and anyone who cares i'm streaming cyberpunk for christmas cyber security bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my this has to be some youtuber merch it's too good guys i told alexa what the easiest way to go to jail and alexis said by committing with the new knife you got uh how the frick didn't know i got a multi-tool that has a knife i got called racists in mcdonald's today man lamar what did you do i was being racist why were you being racist because i love you bad boy what's the deal with koreans huh just like what's the deal with them can you elaborate yeah so like what's the deal with them golden what the frick where did all my poop go me yum yum yum what the frick oh shrek shrek be eating good tonight first replies gut gay wait anyways yeah guys hope you enjoyed if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe to the channel and i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: Gju5KahFkIg

Length: 17min 7sec (1027 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 01 2021