Cursed Comments #29

i'm burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under my new deck should be funny in 30 some years when the next guy is rebuilding it why waste a dollar when you can get it for free hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at some cursed comments subscribe right now or minecraft steve will dab on you i'm your girlfriend's crush sup dude your nose stop downloading it 15 but yeah keep an eye out fellas if you do have a girlfriend zebedee woo is trying to steal your girl and you never know if he pulls up on your girl in the club and hits with the dip milady you might just be losing her r minecraft you can light a campfire with yourself when you're on fire no way this actually works in real life too you know what else works on minecraft but also works in real life too getting a nice raw piece of steak and throwing a villager's forehead next up we got a little youtube video of beluga whale has a crush on a cute zookeeper everyone gangster until the whale gets pregnant you naughty naughty boy this is couple goals right here man loki would uh wish someone would make out of me like this dude's making out of the whale right now son has no girlfriend mom it's okay son you just haven't found mrs wright yet take your time dad why are you gay why are you interested dad got something to say planning your crush you like her by texting telling your crush you like her by letter telling your crush you like her face to face oh telling your crush you'd like her by reddit because she follows the subreddit p.s i like you mia i swear if she says no i'm gonna freak my cat mia if you're reading this please say yes save the cat save it well maybe this guy was just looking for an excuse to um smash his cat he knew he's gonna get rejected i mean what are the chances bro telling a girl you like her on reddit come on i wish men would sing beautiful songs to women like they did in the 50s also men in the 50s when their wives accidentally overcooked the meatloaf wait who said this only happened during the 50s you finna catch a case chief what was ruined because too many humans started doing it social media my girlfriend she got around the entire discord server baby me minding my business at walmart's mother with child acting up if you don't behave that man right there is gonna take you me uh what the frick that's ridiculous i'm kidnapping them regardless of their behavior get in the van how to get to go friends i choose you dude what the frick if you want absolute chance you use a master ball ultra minimum don't forget to beat her up before throwing your triple only a rookie would use a standard pokeball come on chief bring those master balls out maybe he's saving his master ball for an anime girl instead it makes sense priorities in check david i'm married but i want a hot girl go and boil your wife ah there is always one ah look at him you want to flip your meat every three to four minutes until golden brown oh that's so funny because the the three on the right side actually do look like they've been whipped up nicely in the pan and this guy's still a little bit raw if you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be for the next 24 hours all crime is legal let's go oh no it's that laser beam he says bye guys sauce guys i'm brought now please enter my free gift card giveaway this funeral is brought to you by ray shadow legends raid shadow legends why have you not sponsored this video dude that'd been such a great opportunity for you to come in sponsor me again please give me your monies i found you on facebook okay i found you on reddit [Music] what i found your house [Music] hey what would you do if you saw me drunk like this smash your skull with the heaviest rock i can find lol keep an eye out for twitter user [Music] lola35272257 no but um if if i found you drunk like this it'd be a different story i'd be calling your mom's cell phone and saying that you need to get picked up my sister found that the snapchat filters work on guinea pigs oh hello forgive me for what i'm about to do boys [Music] i find the snapchat filters so impressive honestly if i had a guinea pig i'd probably go and do this right now if you guys have one try it out and let me know if it actually works low bump slams eminem on instagram as lame as heck hey i've seen this one how can i respect lil bump he looks like a clown's tampon gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang spend free rex on new chain spent 10 bands on robux him i lost my number can i have yours huh blushing okay him i lost my phone too huh what him and my wallet this is a robbery sorry babe most embarrassing scx moment go our grandma walked in hour the second i see the facebook format i know it's gonna be pretty wild as far as facebook goes actually that's not even that peculiar behavior when the pickup line is a little too spicy just ask her out what she can say is no bruh yeah i think it can actually go a little bit worse than that does this rag smell like chloroform welcome to wendy's the freak you're trying to eat hey cutie your ass now climb on this counter the wendy's chick be looking cute women are not objects women are not objects women are not objects women are not objects women are not objects they may not be objects but they're a good source of food all new apple ibike bike 5 999 seat 999 dollars no thanks i'd rather have the thing without the seat so we can go inside my ass when i hit a speed bump wow ratatouille's secret ending oh no so mojang added bleach to minecraft finally it's about time mojang added a new beverage to the game no seriously bleach is not beverage guys japan why is our birth rate declining oh also japan hey what's up cutie how about japan shoves real women inside the body pillow to increase birth rate real life body pillows is that the new thing billion dollar market just waiting right there you look like a failed clone of zuckerberg that got too powerful facebook two coming soon i'm trying to smash a girl that works at a bakery so i told her i liked baking and tried to make my own sourdough and now i have a new hobby and don't really feel like seeing her today oh look at that masterpiece yum he then realized it was the bread that he wanted to smash not the girl from the bacon i'm not gonna lie i can kind of see why that sourdough bun is looking nice and soft and plump you're telling me i shrimp fried this rice you're telling me a country fried this steak you're telling me boston creamed on my donut and that's enough internet for you a new slapping champion has arrived my father is a pioneer of this sport he's been doing this to my mother since the 80s getting hugged from behind is so cute unless you're in an atm when you create a dwarf character and put all points on strength behold the mighty king looking like a level 100 boss a bar of iron costs five dollars made into horseshoes its worth is twelve dollars made into needles its worth is three thousand five hundred dollars made into balance springs for watches its worth is three hundred thousand dollars your own value is determined also by what you are able to make of yourself wow guys that is so epic motivational instagram moment tearing yourself apart and selling bits to as many people as possible is the key to wealth okay got it my university is burning 20 minutes into new year oh see 2021 is already getting better and the username corona pirates underscore tm okay mate i found my ex-girlfriend's body in the morgue workouts it was very awkward she's still giving you the silent treatment the cold shoulder did she ghost you finally get that breakup sex i hope not ah just dig her up out of the ground hey baby girl i've missed you isn't that actually a law like you can't have um intimate relations with dead bodies yeah i think that is makes sense einstein calculating the radius of curvature of dead ass oh einstein naughty little boy dude it was his cousin slash aunt theory of relativity the world according to history memes geez those nukes were more powerful than i thought breaking news covet vaccine enlarges pp breaking news vaccination rate jumps to 100 oh great now karen's got a bigger dog than me dude how it started and how it's going ah little cute love story going on here wow and so a truck driver is born oh wow somebody call the midwife i never would have thought this is how truck drivers are born but you learn a new thing every day i guess man squeeze them out if you have any questions just go and i'll come to you yes sir sir can i please give you head pats sure but how did you know my name was pat's [Music] fresh buns oh yeah they look fresh mmm just wait until they come up with a milkshake advertisement i have good news and bad news okay stop with the good news your son will be allowed to park wherever he wants yo um i'm sorry i don't get it could someone explain the kid is disabled why don't they just enable him he's a paid dlc or what you know ea you've taken it too far this time too far so here we have nintendo standing in the corner of the room saying they can't play while they're pooping looking down in pity at the playstation and xbox players jokes on you i poop on the sofa buddy oh nintendo very very foolish of you to assume that playstation and xbox players wouldn't have the capabilities of taking a massive dump while playing i can assure you that it's not a challenge the question we all needed the answer to how many slaps does it take to cook a chicken the 946k people who saw this in there recommended so i tried to sum my me bad idea guys just give it a good old slap next up we got the king moisty moo and it's one of his videos called girlfriend zone's nice guy and regrets it later german art school denies a german artist regrets it later oh no no 1989 2020 it's even cuter this makes it look like yoda harvested george lucas's youth in order to rejuvenate yoda what have you done with the man yoda used to be the old boy but now he's baby i'm thinking of getting one of those life-sized baby yoda dolls what do you guys reckon um tempting i want to put it in like my living room or something so i can stare every single one of my guests as they enter the apartment not happy one bit and we have a little anime redraw of um what is this like a baby shark or something i don't know and then fish for 69 comments oh yes this skull-shaped charcoal takes barbecues to the next level great now i don't have to use actual skulls in my barbecue yeah people who like to explore abandoned buildings what was the biggest frick this amount moment you had while exploring fan would look like the remains were big and it was wearing lingerie nurse strips off ppe suit to have sex with covet patient in hospital toilet suspended ah my close friend studied for over seven years in medicine to be fully qualified he ended up having surprises one of his patients got instantly dismissed and could never work as a vet again or keep any animals especially chickens she broke my boy's heart look at him it's all right baba boy not the dogs not the dogs so we got drake and he is high-fiving an anime girl oh yeah bruh what's the bottom drake doing with his finger there oh draco draco drake i didn't realize you're into the anime girls as well chief respect anyways yeah guys hope you enjoyed and if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe and i'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 191,723

Rating: 4.9711056 out of 5

Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, cursedcomments, cursed comments #29, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, r/cursedcomment, funny posts, fainted

Id: tUnytzPLRVY

Length: 14min 8sec (848 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 05 2021