Historical Fashion Fixes | Compilation | Horrible Histories

I have fashion fans and welcome to historical fashion fix this week I'll be making over a smelly Celtic farmer so best take some precaution let's meet dross that you look perfectly clean smell good to your Celts do you soap my apologies dross down let's start over tell us a bit about yourself I hate Romans okay and any hobby hating Romans well you're in luck because this week I'll be making you over as the ultimate Celtic Warrior Oh Roman killing psycho first things first let's do something about that ridiculous moustache it isn't nearly ridiculous enough they're shorter hair and a longer moustache that really says Celtic Warrior the hair is spiked and bleached using crushed up limestone it's nature's all-in-one bleach and her jaw nice you go dust then so can I go and kill me some Romans now soon first we have to get you out of those clothing that's all right so what are we gonna wear nothing well you do get to wear this there what is that it well your neck band is carved with signs to bring you good luck in battle we're gonna need it aren't I mate I'm gonna fight the Romans in my birthday suit I mean the new look at me I'm naked I'm in the new site some trouble with this one we've got some road leaves here and I've squished up the seeds into a lovely blue darling well what are you gonna do with that they're every inch the Celtic Warrior I look ridiculous the flowers were my idea into a Celtic Warrior battle frenzy I go absolutely bananas and then kill everything in my path not my sister that's it for this week join us next time when I'll be teaching a saxon monk how to jet off his cassock with a vikings ax in his head see you then okay fire fashion fans and welcome to historical fashion fix this week I'll be making over a Middle Ages peasant and here he is Gilbert hi oh stop filming stop filming it smells like we've got a blocked drain in here or am i me sorry Oh Gilbert my love do you never wash your clothes oh no my lovely wife Pat she washes them in the best stuff available what's that old we can I get one of those right Gilbert let's see if we can't turn you into a Middle Ages noble but first things first let's get you cleaned up darling well that is so much better feels better Lee gray only is this what I get because I feel a little exposed of course not you'll be wearing a tunic too tunics a bit short short tunics are the very latest Middle Ages fashion these shoes they're called pool lanes as they originated in Poland they're the very latest thing it's quite hard to walk in if I fix this can we get the shoes fixed we'll get the shoes fixed a chain fastened to the point of the shoe to the knee tray she can no more tripping let's remind ourselves just how disgusting Gilbert looked before wow that is a vast improvement I know it sounds cheesy but what the heck I'm gonna say it anyway I don't just look like a Middle Ages nobleman I feel like a Middle Ages nobleman thanks Lee come in peasant I'm arresting you well for that outfit it's criminal oh that's weak it's actually criminal only noblemen are allowed to wear fine clothes in the Middle Ages what come along princess why don't you say no stop being so hideous both of you well that's it for this week join us next time when I'll be teaching a Roman slave how to look fierce in fur by being swallowed by a lion the event fire fashion fans and welcome to another historical fashion fix this week it's all about wigs stockings and makeup you've guessed it this week we're gonna be making over a georgian man so let's meet him now hi Daniel all right let's see if we can't work some fashion fix magic and turn you into an authentic Georgian aristocrat let's sort out that skin he's looking pretty pale haven't eaten in a week but he could do with being a lot paler so I've stuck some leeches on his arm but he's still not pale enough for a georgian aristocrat so to make Daniel even whiter you could use chalk dust but I prefer to use highly toxic lead paint just add some lipstick and blusher and let's see the difference they're much more manly do you like it Daniel course he does he loves it now let's do something about those awful clothes well least I can't look any more ridiculous I stand corrected every bit the Georgian gent and that padding really accentuates Daniels lovely calves just time for the finishing touches the wig the wig is held in place using powder made from flour starch nutmeg and of course gold dust they're looking good but there's one thing missing no georgian gent is complete without some lice in his wig how do you like your look Daniel look like a poodle on a cushion some people just can't wear good clothes you have given me nothing for this program absolutely nothing that's it this week from fashion fix join me next time when I'll be teaching a Stone Age caveman that it's better to wear some clothes for once see you higher fashion fans and welcome to another historical fashion fix this week or two depending Sackhoff the silk in an amazing makeover so let's meet our grubby commoner it's hey are you ready T then let's get started right first things first we need to do something about that horrible hair am i right Pete of course I am so to help us out I've invited a personal friend all the way from the 1500s it's 2-2 barber bob the barber easy way to get this vintage toughly so far what we gonna do about Pete's horrible horrible hair well I'm just gonna do what I do to all Tudors who can afford a haircut basically cut it all same lengths just a book the shorter I call it the bob after myself can't wait to see the results oh [Music] yeah all done thanks Bob you look BSP apart from that hideous war I can't stop looking at it luckily we've got a surgeon who can get rid it's chewed a surgeon Bob the surgeon on all Tudor barbers were surgeons - you know hair limbs is all cutting isn't it can you hack off Pete's horrible war I'll give it a go I feel sick oh I can sort that out - look little bloodletting do the world a good luckily not only to secure many ailments but bloodletting is great for that pale complexion that's all the rage in Tudor times we took our inspiration for Pete's new outfit from Henry the a because the King wore big baggy clothes to hide his big bloated belly everyone else started doing the same let's see if all that hard works paid off here's Pete every inch the Tudor Lord how do you feel Pete no more monkey clothes back he can't be burnt them that's all we've got time for this week on fashion fix join us next time when we'll be perking up another pony peasant see ya someone watch some luck on me please can you show some gratitude please [Music] stopped out eight your redstone the part is now longer I'm a straight-up you enjoyed horrible is stories

Channel: Horrible Histories

Views: 127,639

Rating: 4.9550562 out of 5

Keywords: horrible histories, horrible histories full episodes, horrible histories movie, horrible histories trailer, horrible histories tv show, horrible histories episodes, horrible history, cbbc, horrible histories episodes in english, horrible histories songs, cbbc history, rotten romans, terrible tudors, slimy stuarts, vicious vikings, history for kids, historical fashion fix, mathew baynton, mathew baynton horrible histories, fashion, historical fashion

Id: lZV9q2m0UUM

Length: 9min 18sec (558 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 03 2020