Horrible Histories - Mathew Baynton's Best Bits | Compilation

Russian railroads you might think go into a Roman emperors dinner party would be fun well think again poor Romans for banquets four hundred courses yes it's Roman Come Dine With Me and tonight it's teenage Emperor Elagabalus his turn to cook for his guests but the young Emperor's reputation has some of his guests nervous before they even leave here a bit scared to be honest I'm apparently a lack of biases a bit crazy like a friend of mine was invited to one of his feasts and he made them eat live parrots imagine trying to swallow all those feathers it makes trick as a parrot so how is the potty prankster planning to impress his guests tonight well tonight I thought I'd just do something really easy it's easy because I'm not making it my slaves off what are you cooking well I'm going to do camels feet with a scooped out flamingo brain and some nice stuff snails then we've got these houses but the jellyfish I'm going to do a dormouse which is rolled in Jack doors have got horse meat southy cheese and rotten fish guard and the coast peas with little nuggets of gold that sounds like a really nice starter what's the main Nagre Pina is the first to arrive and there's a shock in store don't read in news those are the guts of some people I had sacrificed earlier oh yeah there to tell the future and the gut say my pudding is going to be so scrawny you won't literally believe that a large herbalist goes to check on the food while the rest of his guests have a snoop around the palace what was it here the guest to survive the lion join their hosts for dinner talking oh that's rock hard that's because it is rock I gave you both bits of wax and stone that me to look like food while I get the real food which is actually really nice mm-hmm Oh Madame I Oh Madame I know eat it [Music] well I slipped on human guts I was attacked by a lion and I was forced to eat Vox so I'm going to give him a two out if it gives me a bad score I'll have you executed so so I'm going to give him X out of X sweet and I got you a doggie bag because I'm so generous thank you it's an actual dead dog stay in touch my name is my name is my name is charles ii i love the people that the people love me so much that they restored the English monarchy I'm potty french-italian little detained but 100% party animal champagne spaniels I adored named after me too like me they were fun with the naughty hair who is today my birthday I can't recall let up a party anyway because I love [Music] let's see I'm the king who brought back Parsi a King Charles my daddy lost his throne and Kings were vans he chopped off his head then only crumble ruled the land hold on he wasn't Johnny he was clam and he was proud would be miserable as sin only see me after now when only Titan people said Charlie me hearty get rid of his dough laws come back with rather party this actions what they called the monarchy restoration which naturally was followed by you celebrate [Music] to say say I'm the king who brought back party a great London fire was a whopper in my reign London City came a cropper this King did what was right and up I'm a fire stopper Mary Katherine Bracken zosky was a lots of truth there would never be another well maybe world soon Lucy Walter nell gwyn multi-faced proper phileas him that's bad but her name's not azaleas as king I must admit I broke the wedding rule but who cares when I brought back the crown jewel i reinstated Christmas makeup sport and even plays I was the merry monarch they were good old days King Charles made it I was the King loved by everyone my song is done higher fashion fans and welcome to historical fashion fix this week I'll be making over a Middle Ages peasant and here he is Gilbert hi oh stop filming stop filming it smells like we've got a blocked drain in here on me sorry Oh Gilbert my love do you never wash your clothes oh no my lovely wife Pat she washes them in the best stuff available what's that old we can I get one of those right Gilbert let's see if we can't turn you into a Middle Ages noble but first things first let's get you cleaned up darling well that is so much better feels better Lee gray only is this what I get because I feel a little exposed of course not you'll be wearing a tunic two tunics a bit short short tunics are the very latest Middle Ages fashion these shoes they're called pool lanes as they originated in Poland they're the very latest thing quite hard to walk in if I fix this [ __ ] can we get the shoes fixed we'll get the shoes fixed a chain fastens the point of the shoe to the knee tray chic and no more tripping let's remind ourselves just how disgusting Gilbert looked before [Music] Wow that is a vast improvement and I know it sounds cheesy but what the heck I'm gonna say it anyway I don't just look like a Middle Ages nobleman I feel like a Middle Ages nobleman thanks Lee come here peasant I'm arresting you well for that outfit it's criminal oh that's weak it's actually criminal only noblemen are allowed to wear fine clothes in the Middle Ages what come along princess why don't you say no stop being so hideous both of you well that's it for this week join us next time when I'll be teaching a Roman slave how to look fierce in fur by being swallowed by a lion see you Ven everyone thinks they know the story optic terpenes highway glory but my past is far more gory was no saint you think life is one big antic my profession is romantic hate to be pedantic but it but you down in Essex I was Hadley with a knife and a sideline as a poacher led a less than honest the notorious gang of Gregory like my style and dedication they cite me up and gave me a real lovers education we rampage through the Essex farms we stole them locked informed but when the law came for us I escaped and they got caught I [Music] oi big I was violent and with my good mate my king rock travelers at gunpoint money watches anything my horse it wasn't come back best that's what you've read that surrounds me misses out the crucial part I was a ruthless killer with a ruthless killer [Music] I run a right to yorkshare changed my name to John Palmer was sent to prison after stealing chickens from a farmer wrote a letter to my family aplia did relate the postman saw the envelope and here's the twist of fate he told me how to write [Music] [Music] [Music] Lane [Music] [Music] hanging from a rope [Music] di Burns historical Crime Squad deceased is a male Stone Age cave dweller early 30s cause of death one to seventeen arrows fired directly into the chest oh no no sorry sorry that was us we did that when we found him you fired 17 arrows into the corpse of your loved one it's just an old Stone Age mark of respect okay we'll ignore the arrows in what probable cause of death is the victim having his head sliced open and his brains removed oh no sorry sorry we did that to you sliced his head open and removed his brains just our little tribute another Stone Age ritual for the dead you know also present a piece of raw rotting mate could be poison sorry sorry we left that for him as well to keep him going through the afterlife till he catches some food never mind the afterlife love I'm trying to work out what sent him there uh-huh traces of a suspect red powder yeah that'd be makeup Oh Sergei sorry we wanted him to look his best yeah well he looks great with 17 arrows poking out of his chest and half his head lopped off what see what he wanted I suppose the dead dog was here as well we thought he might get lonely in the afterlife and what's the big bear for oh no no that wasn't us that's cause of death loss the big big bear big bear [Music] i'm patrick UTV Incan Lord all of the tribes dreaded my name means he who shakes the earth not that time vacated when it comes to claiming nearby lands I was the time to risk it for the tower wide trees dead enemies that really took the biscuit I drink the let's go [Music] flutes out there on the hillside my true tip to cause a rifle strike and when they jumped out it look like the grounded come to life where the rocks they are my warriors I then used to build that little I helped to swing walls before lunch help the most I drink for misko [Music] - take it - ciao make flutes albero if you were a rival chief we'd kill you fast and then we'd stop you like a scarecrow but one for scaring bed then we dressed your bony fingers on the stretch skin off your belly and in the breeze they top bottom like a drama but more smelly romesco [Music] so much stupid get stupid dead staff let me cuz they're true stupid stupid this time it's not you that splits up beside what's the point in you like to get killed yes max please and you are a businessman from London during the Blitz no cut me let me just kill by bumpers a dove nice a bit more embarrassing than that actually hmm goody gumdrops do go on well one night I was on the train I'm from work during a black hair - blech yeah well to stop the German bombers from finding London every night they'd have a blackout no lights allowed Oh blackout oh I see or rather I don't keep up guys keep up do go on so there I was on me train home and suddenly the train came to a hole and I thought wall this is my station so I'm tooling off the train and suddenly whoa fell 30 feet to my death it's very good but well turns out the train was just waiting on a railway bridge you thought it was priceless you had a one-way ticket straight down good hmm yes I agree shut up Louie whew who would have thought that well done you've got two yeses you're into the afterlife ah Thank You Carly enjoy the trip of chaser referring to the trip oh yeah yes and I liked him good smile kids are loving stupid stupid death next time it's not you [Music] people thought all animals arrived here unrelated the world began and then came an all perfectly created but then someone looked up the tree and said that monkey looks just like me so what really was a mystery what I've learned at Natural History so I joined HMS Beagle watch the eagle and the seagull we started rocks and flats [Music] it's [Music] natural selection means each animal evolved to blend with its surroundings choocha changes were involved so birds with different routes see different beats and overtime date modified so just the fittest of them all survived on the aisles of Galapagos giant economists are swimming but my new theory was winning selection without rage from the chitchat chitchat Church of England [Music] that we came from ginger chips questioned by a Christianity to disagree every species mutation explanation a sofrito so rich creatures sighing gets a collection [Music] ages inspection it's immediate [Music] please welcome to Horrible Histories the four King George's of the Georgian era with born to rule I took the spoon of England just cos I was practiced on two Charmin Prince whose English tan King George number four I like to argue now that's clear especially with my father here and when he died of diarrhea I fought with my son I broke records with my 60-year reign and I broke the scales with my giant frame King George for three but and - you had to do what we told you to just because Oh [Music] I was a hunk girls adored me ladies all swooned before me they would do anything for me I'd have their husbands kid had a wolf with Prince Charles Bonnie everyone said that I was four for funny I spent everyone's money on subjects were not thrilled I was the sack and I was the bad one I would the mad one and I was the fat one we were born [Music] George's sub-3 fall and to England's King we were turned to him and him [Music] people hated Mia wants us back at the Bundestag Oroku me I would have been more at home in [Music] yeah [Music] a straight welcome to Horrible Histories

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Length: 21min 10sec (1270 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 10 2019