Weird Historical Beauty Trends | Compilation | Horrible Histories

hey girls do you want to keep up to date with all the latest ancient Egyptian trends in makeup hair and fashion then you need to get new Pharaoh suction magazine in this week's issue we'll show you the hottest and we mean hot it's new hair accessories I love my new legs comb it's so stylish I'm never taking it off because I can't it's melted into my hair [Music] where are we this season's must-have makeup there's luscious lipstick made from red powder mixed with that fabulous eye liner it also will the very latest fashion from ancient Egypt and you thought you had nothing to it yes you two can go make it like an ancient Egyptian peasant so for all the latest from the world of Egyptian fashion don't miss Pharaoh fashion magazine your survive for only three radishes and two onions goodbye toothache say hello healthy teeth and gums with new Mouse fresh max a revolution into scared direct from ancient Egypt it's so easy to use just take one live mouse chop it in half and pop it into your mouth while it's still lovely and warm as recommended by leading ancient Egyptian dentists I recommend most fresh max for healthy teeth every time mouth fresh max back to the max with dead mouse freshness washer Egyptian Maus fresh max gives a whole new max freshness for maximum fresh freshness with a great taste of dead mouse hi girls ever look in the mirror and see this when you were hoping to see this yeah me too that's why I follow Cleopatra's beauty regime and now you can too just listen and learn tip number one if you want your skin to be nice and smooth like mine why not bathe in asses milk really stinks tip number two in hearts those eyes by painting them with black legs [Music] looking better already you bet I am and this eye makeup repels flies well I'm not surprised it is poisonous tip number three bring a dash of color to your cheeks but this red ocher made from clay play tip number four and now for the final touch that beauty accessory that no female Pharaoh is complete without a beard the Cleopatra Beauty regime because beauty is skin-deep and has a beard it's not funny it just tickles you suffer from a dry flaky scalp it's your hair greasy does your head smell like a dead rotting lava then you need new Incan champey yes champey is a revolutionary new anti dandruff hair wash simply pee in a bucket and leave it to ferment for a week then just wash your hair in the piddle box the all-natural formula gets to work straight away here's the science events you'll pee contains urea a chemical that kills bacteria fights dandruff and cleans away grease leaving you with shinier healthier looking hair Incan champey it's what all the Incan ladies are using I love it available in all full bladders bucket not included now aid guess you're from Saks sometimes aren't ya yeah you've got lovely thick hair but you know I have to say most of the sacks and women I'm getting in these days are wearing it a bit thinner hmm I mean I think it's so yeah especially we give a [ __ ] and it just make it bit more manageable is it easy to do oh yeah I've got the very thing it's a traditional Saxon technique Shelley get me the powdered swallow swallow oh it's not an actual SWAT law that would be ridiculous no it's powdered swallow so what we've done is we've taken a swallow and we've burnt it into ashes okay I just put that on there manipulate it into the roots a bit and there you go get this any difference well I mean your hair is covered in ashes now but apart from MA no do you know what I'm gonna do is recommend a Saxon treatment that actually stops the hair from growing is that possible 98% effective Shelley give me the ants eggs at 6:00 oh yeah they work at rate trust me thank you right see these okay I'll just spread somebody okay work them through lovely so has it worked oh can you feel your hair grow it no I can't feel it anything oh yeah that'll be the ants some of the eggs have hatched [Music] shall I come you've got headline now the only way to get rid of head lice Edith is to use a specially designed saxon comb like this one and we're just gonna brush brush brush get all the lies out perfect so do you really think it seems me oh you wanna look at the back Shelley mirror think I mean you wanted it thinner so Mary how was your journey from Tudor times long oh I bet it was right that should dye your hair blonde in no time the dye is quite smelly yeah it's a traditional childer dye a mixture of sulfur and lead but it'll make your hair lovely and blonde I mean it will make your hair fall out but that's chilled a fashion for you we do have a number of add-ons which have been proven very popular recently Shelley will you bring me through those hair extensions will you stop messing about when I've got a customer in there we are your very own pony tail from an actual pony I mean I look fantastic and they keep the flies away [Music] now Mary I can't out noticing these freckles you know they're very unfashionable in Tudor times but don't worry there's a new sulphur treatment which will literally burn them off that sounds quite painful oh it's ever so popular okay and we can disguise the Skyrim with a new line of childer makeup that's just come in shallow the makeup it's all natural ingredients it's led in vinegar my skin is quite sensitive oh don't worry over test all our products out and Shelley first don't we Shelley are you ready for the finishing touches to your chilled amer cover Wayne back what is it oh it's a it's belladonna it really makes your eyes sparkle but it's deadly poisonous okay and up what do you think I don't know I think the manna donors made me go blind oh wow I made it was worth it you look absolutely sensational [Music] a gorgeous georgian lady is quite a sight to see for some splendid beauty tips pay attention listen to me [Music] white is beautiful dear ladies smear your face with paint off let never mind that net has made the men who mixed it kill or dead take some silk of red or black cut a circle or a crescent stick it to your face to cover small pox scars it's much more pleasant shave your eyebrows clean away take a trap and catch some mice make full Cypress with the mouse Kim stick them on you'll look so nice [Music] next you need a monster wig if you want to look feel smashing when your wig has reached the roof then you'll be the height of fashion decorate your lovely Happy's use the feathers of a parrot add some ribbons fruit and flowers from your ears and make your face look soft and chubby pack your mouths with balls of hope hang your false teeth in the middle hope you don't choke when you talk [Music] now you followed my advice last of all you need a fair flutter it also dim you li then you're sure to back your man [Music] watching a munitions factory can be really hard work so when I go out at the end of the day I like to look my best that's why I always steal some deadly high-explosive from the production line and use it to dye my hair a little TNT can really liven up your locs transforming you from a brunette to a blonde I never knew I could look this good his assigns a bit TNT is the abbreviated name to the chemical compound trinitrotoluene it's used in forms to blow things to kingdom come it'll beat your hair but it can turn your skin yellow too now I'm blonde all over thanks TNT hey I'm a real blonde bombshell even though many women genuinely use TNT to beach their hair during the war putting high explosive on your head is ill-advised and could well result in death because your legs are beautiful because your skin is beautiful because you're worth it where ladies tights beneath your kilt hang on that's a man that's right Scottish soldiers always wear lady states in the trenches for one it keeps you nice and warm and for two you didn't want bare legs if there's a gas attack here's the expensive graphic he bet in tests ladies tights have been proven to stop up to 90% of the damage enemy gas attacks caused two naked legs so now whatever the Germans throw at you you can wear your kilt with confidence new ladies tights for men because in the trenches a man's best friend is his latest tights so they don't afraid up a bit oh just because the second world war zone doesn't mean a car to have wonderful lips that's why I wear gravy stoking thanks to the war imported luxury are in short supply but don't worry because new gravy stockings look just like the real thing see you can't even spot the difference just boil down some old cow bones smear it on your legs and you two will look good enough to eat why not use eyeliner to draw a steam down the back and now look even more like the real thing and it can last for up to a month as long as it doesn't rain so look good enough to eat with new gravy stoking under no circumstances should gravy stockings be worn anywhere near dogs [Music] [Music]

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Id: h65hXMUjG8E

Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 24 2020