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freeze di bones historical Crime Squad oh you take you thank goodness you're here I am the Emperor Caligula and I've been scared out of my wits no need to worry Emperor leave this to the professionals victim is male severe mutilations I'll soon get my hands on the animal who tortured and killed this man know him oh don't worry that was me that's just a friend that I got bored of now let me tell you about this cry no need to I can see for myself no victim has had his hands chopped off and a sign put about his neck encouraging people to laugh and jeer what kind of madman would do this yep that'll be me again you did it such a fun party now about this crime mother what kind of sick minded madman would attack a priest with a hammer hmm you're really not getting the hang of this are you that was me too he was trying to sacrifice a bull but he gave me the hammer you know to do the honors then I hit him with it instead priceless all these bodies were me so why exactly did you call me here I think someone's trying to kill me you don't say mm-hmm believe it or not I think there's one or two people out there who for some unknown reason don't seem to like me one or two I imagine half the empire would like to see you dead really you think so well in which case had better bump off anyone acting suspiciously victims were all killed by one paranoid and clearly psychotic Roman Emperor hmm talking into a small box talk about acting suspiciously what do you think wackest bonkers kill them who you watching Backus bonkers what's a good idea he detective [Music] we don't mind your head our prisoners always wound up dead my favorite color is blood red when I face and an Aztec temple opening day we breeze would please I got this way hearts of enemy tweets lake best sacrifice to wait at all make crops for all to cura kids win in the Sun to shine in song to ride more victims we must kill [Music] with sacrifice we priests appease our guns each powerful big cheese let's hear it by your favorites please [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh yes tops in November when every priestly member is asked if they'll remember out Aztec Terra we do this with you haven't guessed by getting something off your chest probably Oh [Music] [Music] it's only halfway through the avoid us priests you've been told [Music] greetings hora hound i am vincenzo laughs and this week's every story is from the Middle Ages it's called the children of Woolpit it was 1173 and especially eerie year when the small village of Woolpit in the county of Suffolk was invaded by creatures from another world indeed one day two aliens appeared in the village these aliens had taken the form of two children a boy and a girl but their skin was bright green and they spoke in a strange alien language or something yes the villages of Woolpit were terrified these green-skinned aliens demanded to be fed but what they ate was truly chilling something no real human child would eat without being forced yes vegetables and then quite that warning the boy alien dropped down dead and the girl alien well that's the strangest part of all she became a part-time domestic servant and it turned out that these children were not from Mars or Venus they were from Belgium they were orphans the children of Belgian cloth makers their skin was green because of the dye the parents used on the cloth they've been living in the woods so long the only food they recognized was vegetation the boy died of malnutrition the girl grew up learning it's got married and went to work for a local night she's not a scary story is it it's a sort of boring story with a weird beginning that isn't the same thing I mean why am I here I grew a goatee for this it's unbelievable I'm going to my dressing room and they had better be doughnuts he had been evacuated from the city to a foster home in the country this is your new home now Charlie until the Germans stop bombing London don't worry you'll be safe here can I go play mrs. Jones of course Charlie mind you don't come to any harm but here he was to face something even more terrifying than German bombs it was like nothing he'd ever seen before in the city it came from the meadow on which hangs a brush don't be silly charlie it's just a cow everything was new everything was scary [Applause] the farm there's nothing to be scared of charlie they're just farm animals now why don't you go and have a nice relaxing bath a bath are you trying to drown me the farm just when you thought it was safer in the country it is it's true some children from the city had never seen animals before and they weren't used to regular baths either when one pair of evacuees were a bath they really thought they were gonna be drowned me I always have a regular bath [Music] oh I blinked you know they're just no beating him in a staring contest how does he do it how do you know merged and your name is Henry the first King of England oh sorry well Henry you seem to have a little problem anything you'd like to divulge yes I'll tell you my story but I'm going to have to be quick yes please I was visiting my grandchildren in Normandy and I had a lovely meal of my favorite dish lamprey lamprey yes it's a kind of eel well nice oh yes carry on my doctor had advised me don't eat so many lampreys they're bad for you but I just loved them so much and I scoffed and scoffed and I saw that and I had so many that I got a real pain in my gut did the ears make you feel ill to get it you you I'm saying you didn't laugh so well my doctor advised me to take a laxative he said it would give me diarrhea for a day but it would clear out my bowels German yes and clear out my bowels it certainly did I just kept on pooing and pooing and pooing loose until I died you could say you were dying to go to the toilet oh I'd leave in five minutes if I were you it smells like someone's died in there oh they have you I'll just confirm with the judges no no I really need to go now congratulations you're through to the afterlife thank you you sure one of those wasn't you hmm you how could you face of an angel oh I love what you've done to the garden well we like it love the severed heads on spikes yes it's a traditional Celtic thing I mean I love it it's low-maintenance and it Ward's off the burglar yes I can see that yes well I mean we needed to do something nice with them you know the shed is full of severed heads it's Allan he's always bringing them back from battle yet my bills just the same he brought three home just last week have them have any of yours got magical powers Hey well it's just I've got this one head that utters prophecies oh yes I've heard about those what does it say it's it's a bit vague to be honest bad things have fought dark days beckon things like that really I mean ask him if it's the right day for putting the washing out you won't get a straight answer still it's nice for me to have a bit of a chat while I'm doing the weeds evening ladies hi darling I've got a surprise for you Oh whatever could it be it's not another severed head is it it's a pure gold necklace beset with Ruby and Jade oh well that's er that that's lovely thank you Alan not really it's a seven-page today is a good day doing the washing out now that is more like it Q and now time for our fairy tale series where all the stories are retold in different historical settings today Goldilocks and the three bears the Saxon version when the bear family returned home from their nice walk they saw that someone had eaten up all of baby bears porridge and when the Bears went into the bedroom they found Goldilocks still asleep in baby bears bed Goldilocks woke up with a start to see three angry bears staring at her before you could say who's been eating my porridge she was branded with the letter O cut the ears and hands cut off because that's what they used to do to thieves and Saxon times the end

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Length: 13min 12sec (792 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 31 2019