FUNNY DISCORD CHATS

hold on okay what now he is literally holding on that's so funny hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and today we're gonna be taking a look at some funny epic discord messages subscribe right now for a free minecraft lamborghini very legit dude my child got eaten by a horse [Music] no that horse really does look like he's about to take a nice bite though damn look at this beautiful person no that club penguin character has the drip on my gosh fedora shades and whoa what are those hands bro those are big his hands aren't as big as his feet dude shy anime girls doing the finger point thing are so cute [Music] bruh they're not lying though it's true when an anime girl does that very like it's just adorable we won't have zoom tomorrow um okay don't come to zoom tomorrow i'm tired of this bs oh no call of duty 2069 the gameplay he's got the quickscoping mobile this guy fully put like three attachments on his secondary weapon damn life some dude pulled up on you with this weapon you probably wouldn't even care the fact that they've got like a pistol drawn to your head you'd just be like damn what is that nice attachments bro yeah check this out beefy boy damn bro someone's been hitting the gym okay so we got alexander here and they're playing a game wikipedia reading an article glass 10 hours 47 minutes and three seconds elapsed wow that must be a really fascinating wikipedia article about glass there oh damn son where'd you find this patrick star's ass is legit the first thing i see when i come here really uh what an honor that is you join into the discord server you open up your discord app whatever you load up the general chat and the first thing you see is patrick star thick compilation damn son spongebob will be proud of that he must be using sandy's workout resume booty workouts isabel would be our j schlatt the one that says edgy stuff and we're like isabel no i would be carson wait no no no this is actually quite sad the days of when jay schlatt and carson were like best buddies on minecraft [Music] uh oh my gosh uh here have a tissue i i hope that's photoshop bro if it isn't damn it's almost kind of impressive like how sizable that is but hey at least this guy's offering a tissue in the chat how polite how kind oh look at this little picture here a dog go ah yo nice cat freak you you know it's it's it's easy to get mixed up bro how cute is that you put in your cute picture of your doggo and all you get is people in the chat being like oh nice cat man no this is a dog lol also what's cracking damn son no just no yes what is that it's like i don't even know right it's a squid a jellyfish with some shades oh damn nice ray-bans oh oh wait a gucci oh okay gucci shades on looking fresh positive vibes spreading positive vibes hey go eat baba boy the vibes are very positive in the chat mate someone telling you to go eat boy wait wait wait oh damn what's this image oh i wonder what could be underneath that you got dirty minds oh no yeah guys i know a lot of you guys were thinking there you thought this was gonna be something sus but no just this dude enjoying a nice little meal opinion disney's dragon design for the newest unreleased movie looks like elsa's freaking fursona what's happened here disney what are you playing at is someone on the disney design team a furry bro hey elsa be looking fresh oh oh look at this guys among us yeah if you zoom in on this dude's eyes look it's still among us characters guys exposed epic bro what is this tell you what sometimes i feel like there really are 73 different oobots on here q ranch free leveled up freak off oh robot message from finn this is the very beginning of your legendary conversation with finn oh i heard about your furry career can we please do a naughty family roleplay together um no like come on finn at least introduce yourself politely before saying something like this valentine's day more like bull poo holiday made by capitalists to make more money ha yep you're just salty that you don't have a valentine no bro honestly this dude's making a good point oh damn it's a pigeon versus a gun bruh pigeon is typing i wonder what he's about to say what do you think about my food oh this is just beautiful the chef dude what is wrong with you you know i thought i was cooking spaghetti bolognese correctly this whole time but turns out this is the way it's done that is beautiful michelin star chef work right there the sentence a nut for a jar of tuna is the same spell backwards what the actual freak thanks that information dude very very interesting very important message coming in from former president barack obama here thank you sir society if i had kids in my basement it's beautiful lol wait but that's just a normal picture of new york city oh my gosh he does have kids in his basement the fbi might be looking into this one dude i just realized that pepsi makes me horny nice okay what we got here we got some dude on a mobility chair i think some peanuts a little turtle but wait the same image but the turtle turns into a cookie this message is approved by joe biden america gg boys i'm gay now and we have female honor you're gay jojo joke police gay rates and the gay rate machine says you are 99 gay well then it's been proven mate frick i thought shrek wouldn't download now i have five shrek 2 files downloading it once frick that's not what you want on your external hard drive mate massive files tx added mocha for latte to the group these nuts tx removed mcafee latte from the group yeah if you're gonna say these nuts in a chat mate you're gonna get kicked car has a few dents here and there but it still drives selling for eight hundred dollars check it out oh yeah yeah is that the jeep wrangled does anyone know what game this is need for speed underground 69. is youtube trying to suggest something to me family guy stewie swallows a peach hole what are you trying to say youtube is water a soup yes if i bathe myself in hot water am i a broth human soup soup chicken goes to this chicken meat goes to this ah the circle of life and some dude sends this for in the chat the circle of life rest in pieces bro back at it again at krispy kreme this ain't looking like krispy kreme chief frick uh are you okay breathing got worse i'm really dizzy whoa krispy kreme oh uh the picture hadn't loaded i'm so sorry this guy's over here celebrating like yes krispy kreme waiting for that image to come through expecting like a nice fresh donut but instead we got this guy i assume in the hospital oh no this guy must be at one very very special krispy kreme store looking like that wow you get the donut served to you in bed nice or maybe he's in the hospital bed because he consumed too many donuts hey dude i have a really good idea we can start a business selling milk we don't have cows though so we gotta do it ourselves they had us in the first half there damn what a business proposal go ahead bro type on the gay keyboard oh my gosh the gay keyboard there's some brand new dlc coming to your local apple store why have a normal keyboard when you can have a gay keyboard oh wait some windows keyboard dude maybe windows store not apple store but apple if you're seeing this bro like come on if you haven't got a gay keyboard in your stores like what are you doing bro milk cube what two percent solve the cube to unlock the sweet milky in its oh my gosh maximum ear that here makes me feel uncomfortable he hears the vibrant colors i want his ear juice what the frick is this man what store are you in right now the milk cube what how nasty would that liquid be bro like this was probably made in some random country shipped like 5 000 miles and the milk's just been sitting there for 10 years genius idea though bro forget about the rubik's cube why why would you play it when you can have the milk cube and i just love how the objective it is like serve the cube to unlock the sweet milky innards as if that's some kind of like challenge or some kind of achievement like oh yes that would be great let me just get this milk what a treat interesting interesting okay guys get ready for some supreme drip swag damn is that steve harvey out here with the drip he's got the supreme hoodie on he's got the by any means necessary north face supreme jacket he's got the crepes are those converses fight act i to mercy you choose honestly bro steve harvey wearing a is that suit and tie and supreme gosh damn that kind of drip bro you better just be clicking mercy right there you're not gonna win in a scrap versus that bloke want to know what they call kanye yes kanye gasp is this the same kanye having a conversation with themselves or is this just a server full of people with the same profile picture and name kanye it's the kanye west fan server bro stop posting memes of me on discord irl now everyone thinks i'm gay they're not wrong but principal demands i complain shut up you twink gladly honey where did i leave my gag okay what the frick what the frick what the frick donald oh my gosh what happened mcdonald's what happened bro you got some competition over here all they could afford was half of the logo so they had to go with donald why does that logo just look so sus man imagine saying to your friends yo bro i'm pretty hungry do you want to go for some donald's anyways donald's is going to be going out of business anyway bro mr beast burger's taking over but seriously though if mcdonald's did actually change their sign to look like that for like a troll or something do you reckon people would actually pull up like you still have guys coming to the drive-through it's like i'll get some donald's what in the tarnation is this thumbs-up face and it's got a little snapchat text on it as well thumbs up thumbs up to whom stupidly ever put the thumbs down in perish how do you even read that whom stupidly and i was in the spelling bee when i was like 12 years old but i'm just thinking to myself what is that word message from rat fricker this is the very beginning of your legendary conversation [Music] are you a rat oh no that's not what you want in your dms is it mate bruh the murderer among the mormons documentary that just came out on netflix was something i never even knew happened the mel really interesting too though yeah um i saw a monk and my brain just turned off yeah dude like i thought it was going to say among us at first that's probably what this guy thought was like no i remember one time when jack stood so low that he made us pfp wendy's hanging like the restaurant wait and we're all like okay i told him to change it but he was like but she's so hot he has problems dude wait what oh yeah i remember food related problems hey wanna chug joke with me got a number one victory royale yeah fortnight we bout to get down get down take yours on the board right now just wiped out tomato town my friends just go down i've revived him now we're heading southbound now we're in the pleasant park streets look at the map go to the mark sheets take me to your xbox to play fortnite today you can take me to moisty meyer but not loot lake i would really love to chuck with you we can be pro fortnite gamers he said hey broski you got some heels in a shield putt i need healing and i am only at one hp hey dude sorry i found nothing on the safari what in the freaking frick it's beautiful it really is the lyrics of a musical masterpiece okay some dude post a picture of this pokemon in the chat hey dude i must frick it why why this is why pokemon's just like a television series bro oh my gosh oh my gosh what is that milk don't you just love a little minecraft milk full milk coming out of the soil so lovely you just want to see a sheep going up there and like licking it off the floor tastes good bruh who is this wrong answers only omg it's billy eyelash since when did billy eilish look like this mal i got my teacher and some classmates to leave because i told them control w muted the meeting get freaking trolled bro like your teachers there trying to teach like a i don't know like a biology class or something they got to page 69 of the book and i'm like yes class this is very important knowledge for your test next week but then this guy's like a teacher we can't see your screen can you press ctrl w they press it and then boom game over what does control w actually do though i think it closes down your tab doesn't it anyways yeah guys that's it for the video i hope you enjoyed and if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe to the channel i'll see you guys on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 103,792

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Id: lonAW6BxW6Y

Length: 15min 1sec (901 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 13 2021