FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGES #3

hey what's up i got a question if time is money then our atm machines time machines smart never really looked it that way but they got a very good point hey what's up qt's my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at the funniest text messages ever hope you guys enjoy and let's go also please subscribe and um i'll give you a free cookie 100 legit bro message to my crush what is the missing vowel a e question mark oh you i what is the opposite of hate love what is the opposite of me my boyfriend which nation do you most identify with fire earth water or air russia i'm leaving i challenge you to a duel on god plea gmod they said it won't get weird they said nice little youtube video this is why you need a pc dude it's freaking 11 o'clock and it doesn't matter what time it is you should be getting a pc just so you can play gmod gameplay like this the bloke from the b movie really be vibing can we go to the gym tomorrow sure abby baby oh boy here we go and she starts typing you will die in five four free also how do parents punish a blind kid please stop messaging me who is asking these kind of questions and over text message as well if you want to ask something like that you should probably do it in a very deep dark forest where the government isn't watching you and don't do it over text message from boyfriends hey we need to talk one sec i just got a package great i mean cool um i don't want to be your boyfriend anymore um open the package omg it's a diamond ring it says i don't want to be your boyfriend anymore i want to be your husband marry me yes i will [Music] i don't normally say this but that's cringe message from bayley bracket's tinder omg yeah i can come over later sweet you can pick the movie uh how tall are you five for seven why nothing just wondering oh my gosh my friend is stuck at the airport and i have to go get her tonight i'm so sorry ah makes sense can we please pay some respects in the comments right now for the five seven kings i like how we complete each other's sentences that's why i need you for ever ah you were so drunk last night what no i wasn't dude you ran out to this huge biker guy with a beard and shouted hagrid you're real oh smokes what did he do hugged you ah that explains the faint scent of smoke on my jacket a small price to pay for a hug ah so this is how it's done these days might need to follow this tutorial i could deal with one of those right now how do i tell chris i like him though these things are hard you just did ellie oh my gosh i'm so sorry that was to jenna her name isn't even close to my no did you send this on purpose to me don't worry if you did maybe does that mean you like me too no ah revive we need a revive on aisle free what is that p.s is this a praying mantis yes don't have scx of it it will eat you after good call it was looking at me all seductive like yup that's how they get you what a mantis looking at you in a seductive manner wow this is a new kung fu panda movie i haven't heard about i love you what the frick sorry i sneezed and hit the keyboard i'm allergic to bull oof that burn is gonna leave a mark i just killed someone in the cafeteria and i think someone saw me what'd i tell them since when do you play among us um what is among us oh emergency you're telling me this dude has just killed someone in the cafeteria and it wasn't in among us uh-oh hey wanna go out with me yes say yes no find my brother who's been missing for two and a half decades hey found him in a dumpster please i just want a gf this dude for his being smart he thought he's gonna make it impossible for her to say no but yeah didn't go to plan somebody please give this guy a girlfriend he's desperate get your freaking stuff together and act like an adult um think of the wrong number but you're right who wants to be my girl reach your name nobody so sad even getting rejected on the among us game that's painful wife on the phone with husband i don't know what to do it's so cold and the car doesn't turn on another dashboard is showing a picture of a man taking a poop come quickly what can you send me a photo sure here it goes minus 40 degrees wow it actually does kind of look like somebody taking a poop though [Music] nice imagine her husband actually had to get up and uh come take this massive journey to see her try and fix this car he looks at the dashboard and it just says minus four degrees and he's like really babe brought me out all this way for that thanks i just sat on the toilet and farted for like five minutes straight thought i had to go but literally just farted for the longest time but i should shout out with you hashtag true love i'm dying lol no this guy's probably dying after that absolute mess he created in the bathroom it is time um what wait wrong person what the frick hey how you doing baby um don't call me that please come the freak down i'm not mad i just don't like getting called baby by anyone but my boyfriend's cool story bro it's obviously a joke like relax hello have fun with your imaginary boyfriend though loser well they tried to send through that message but actually did get blocked ouch let's not vote randomly tell that to america message to dad hey dad hi son please tell me how i was born well that's a long story son then tell me in shorts oh no oh no no no those emojis ah but let's not pretend that any grown adult actually knows how to use emojis it's not possible they don't understand the technology what even am i looking at right now we got a bunch of little gingies from shrek some milk and the cookie monster from me point of view jedi is evil don't make me eat you me have brought peace and cookie and freedom and justice to me new empire your new empire this is not a crossover i was expecting to be honest at the start this video cookie monster star wars and the gingerbread bloke from shrek okay that should be quite a good little movie if they could somehow spin off all of those together a ganging chair yes ganging xd the perfect chair for ganging up on people exactly y'all better be careful how does that even happen i don't actually know but it has happened to people before the meat beats you some dude like did it 62 times and died ah so the limit is 61. let's go mcdonald's wife i get i'm gonna take it as mcdonald's wi-fi gang what's the mcdonald's wi-fi actually like like what are the speeds hitting 500 gigabyte per second xdddd download a moment of silence for our combined iq of two and of chromosomes combined to six x y x y x y x y x y x y x fix z i don't know science i don't either the chromosomes are the x's and the y's right no with the gender stuff they are lm and ao look at that it looks like the internet was right there is a hot chick in my area well this must be the first time in human existence where someone has seen one of those really dodgy ads being like oh hey there's hot chicks in a local area near you and they want to meet up this guy's actually done it he's found it he's found the hot chick and it looks tasty available halloween cute inflatable polar bear doll costume bro give me your address please tell me this dude isn't asking for this guy's address so he can send him the halloween acute inflatable polar bear doll costume if that turns up at your door your wife's leaving you or if you don't have a wife and you live in your mom's basement you're getting kicked out of the house good afternoon miss would you perhaps like to have a nice chat with me hello just stop with the miss lol also married so i'm not miss just trying to be nice also i know you are married no need to stuff it in my face i said good afternoon not date me perhaps be less presumptuous just pointed out the fact that it would be misses just don't like the stuff like it's too formal and stuff you were the type of female who just go for tall blonde blue eyed white men i would appreciate you because i know how to treat asian women once you get bored with you he will dump you which i will never do i would do anything to have asian wife like you what this is probably the first time i've ever seen someone on discord say that they're married but like who messages someone knowing that they're married being like hey your husband's gonna dump you i'd never do that i'd do anything to have you hey are you still coming over to watch a movie later yeah i can come over sweet you picked a movie how tall are you 5'11 low why nothing just wondering omg i forgot i have to take my dog to the vet tonight i'm sorry wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait 5 11. okay now this is an even bigger l bro i didn't think 511 was small man come on it's called the hobo skillet bacon sausage veggies free eggs over easy chorizo and gravy everything but the gravy sounds bomb gravy is the best part yuck it's so thick too good luck keeping your boyfriend around am i missing something or is she saying good luck keeping a boyfriend because you don't like gravy that's right guys if you think gravy is thick and yucky your boyfriend's gonna leave you just be aware of that okay yeah no thanks i don't even know why i said anything cause you're not even that pretty anyways you girls want to complain about all your heartbreaks but don't even want to give nice guys a freaking chance no wonder you're crying all the time and then when you finally come to your senses it's gonna be too late i'll be living it up i'm not even mad to be honest i'm totally cool honestly i feel bad for you because you're gonna regret it you think other guys are gonna give you a chance lol whatever good luck with your life that's definitely one way to handle getting rejected what's the odds this was some dude on like a pvp minecraft server managed to get the phone number of a random girl texa hey wanna hang out she says no and then this happens hey bro who is this this is johnny amy's boyfriend oh word what's up i'm gonna be straight with you i know you're her side piece and been seeing her i'm cool with that she happy i'm happy cause i'm freaking with someone else too so i was finna ask if you can chill with her on saturday so i can take my other girl out shh i got you what time though i've never seen something like this before it's like yep your girlfriend's cheating on you but it doesn't matter because you got a side piece as well and then you hit up your girlfriend's side beast being like yo bro do you mind just taking her out getting her off my hand so i can go out with my other piece thanks that's some definite relationship problems right there message from crush xxx hey hey remember that up sexy smell at school last monday the what the up sexy what's up sexy nothing much you flirt what a champ anyways yeah guys hope you enjoyed if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe and i'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: pdspR_FpRw0

Length: 13min 4sec (784 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 17 2020