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selfie with obama damn obama be looking fresh today hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at some epic funny discord messages also guys my brand new merch is officially out at fainted.shop and guys i'm not making any money off of this drop at all it's all going to charity for team trees so yeah i'd really appreciate if you go check out like seriously guys look at that swag oh my twitter.com is my favorite social media clown how is someone a clown for saying twitter.com is their favorite social media bro what's your favorite social media dude myspace i present the uncut fork oh what that looks very very impractical i must say virginity speed run and we got this dude right here playing a game destiny 2 for 14 hours mutant knowledge for one hour and i know new year's 2020 bot says knowledge8607 was muted oh no hello do you have a point 22 french long please i need some point 22 french long no ian stay back no ian at dadbot next you'll say are you winning son i'm playing a game called youtube are you winning son yes you are winning if you're watching uh pewdiepie minecraft videos brah why is this emoji called joe biden and why does it even exist damn bro i didn't realize joe biden was vibing like this oh my gosh it's the trans flag where is tran is it europe [Music] ah everyone who wants to kiss on the couch the cow comedy why does that look so slippy and slidy dude i don't know why i'm just looking at this and i'm thinking if you've lathered it up in a bit of butter it'd basically be a slide i just gotta appreciate the uh american flag in the background there being flexed by the couch and they want to have the american flag being respected was it a proud american buying milk poke chap this is the puggiest moment of all parks that i've ever pogged throughout the era of pog i twist jesus you're gonna get banned mate guys i'm back i'm not muted anymore what the heck let me change that real quick well time to beat this i weeb of the weebness left the group out of original names added weeb of the weedness to the group oh man you thought you could escape from sonic foot with a mouth on it but no you get added back to the chat i hate that hey what oh banana obama banana oh my oh bannon on my ggs got him nice one i approve who photoshopped obama onto a banana it's just a work of art me right now next to a sleeping student your books pog yep you know as they say you are what you eat freak you toxic but bet you would look cute in this oh my gosh you just want to get your egal in one of those baby of course this will be posted on discord do not put gorilla glue in your hair lies hashtag stand up hashtag gorilla your hair hashtag gorilla glue belongs in hair i wonder who the ceo of gorilla glue is and what their opinion is on people using gorilla glue for like hairstyles it's probably not the best idea guys is it come on um why are all the hot girls got this flag in there bio what country is this oh chief you got a lot to learn damn shrek r34 is blocked on school wi-fi this is so sad can we get 10 likes bros okay so i was trying to find a razor but found original plans for the construction of our house from 1930s as you do how did that happen bro how can you be looking for a razor like surely you'd be looking around in the bathroom for it and then you stumble across the original plans for the construction of your house oh yes i found it under the toilet seat yeah i do a shiny jeez man that looks so freaking good how do you do it lots of tears and a copious amount of link hentai well okay then it's the true secret i see you will become fanboy but your hands are punk you better get this home right now i want to see you looking cute in that okay i suppose honestly um going back to pokemon violence what is pokemon violence dude it's like when you decide to have a 1v1 brofist battle with a machamp come here boy let's scrap hear this gojira is a portmanteau of the japanese words guerrera also known as gorilla and kojira whale owing to the fact that in one planning stage godzilla was described as a cross between a gorilla and a whale godzilla is not a lizard in fact it's a mutant hybrid in between a whale and a gorilla that means that godzilla vs kong actually is monkey versus monkey oh damn sir it's 2 42 a.m i did not need this information really you're really just gonna undermine that information like that dude it doesn't matter what time of the day it is this guy has just discovered something incredible monkey versus monkey boss health belt time you find yourself in great danger um or it's just your discord e daddy trying to give you a little spa naughty girl guys guys what happens when you download microsoft word multiple times microsoft sentence am i missing something it's a song oh i don't listen to all you youngsters music shut the frick up you're literally 13. next we got a message coming in from barack obama bro i came here second hand this is what i get finna horny but instead i get some bomb ass memes that i can't enjoy because i'm honey i'm disappointed keep the memes out of women and then bernie sanders says i barack obama you're my dude call yourself women be plentiful memes be in short supply in these trying times take every ration you get and take every shot you got know what i'm saying holmes american politics eh play with my uh not the ps4 you cringe play with me no i want to pay baba born be right back the free sprite is pouring out of the sprite dispenser again what in the tarnation is this dude hey but at least you get free sprite yummy ever heard of the anime bofa nope what is it about it's about both of these nuts [Music] um important photo oh yes watch my dog while i go to the grocery store why is your dog wearing an xbox 360 headset bro is he playing some halo free i'll do face reveal when we reach 17 members do a [ __ ] reveal at 100. deal uh was he expecting this guy to be like no way dude i'm not doing a [ __ ] reveal i think it's like a deal and he's like oh [ __ ] night everyone i'm going to bed good night same z i have returned and he got a nice solid eight and a half hours of sleep not too shabby i still think about this sometimes i made grilled cheese but forgot to put in the freaking cheese i made grilled literal grilled grilled bread imagine you go out for brunch or something you're at this cafe and you order a grilled cheese and then they give you the grilled hmm fresh when your phone falls off the building and you realize it's on airplane mode it will be saved the only thing that's the slightest bit refreshing about these refreshing levels is the rumble but even then that's still not very refreshing just feels nice once i said that theoretically that rumble could feel good on your peepee don't quote me on that please guys ass i am hilarious dude you've got the whole squad laughing with that one f at x fat x more like fat bubba bowie moo um what's march a month okay and the sound my butt makes when i fart too hard exotic is typing your butt makes a march sound when you fart too hard what is that the weeb of weepness beat me i bet if you insist but you better not make it natural next up someone posts a youtube link from anime tv miss kobayashi's dragon maid s season 2 official trailer season 2 pog july 2021 for people who don't want to watch it new way for prison discovered okay 19 fortnight card who wants it and yes i'm giving it away and remember share share share and trolls don't get blocked oh bro who goes into the store and buys an actual physical fortnight 2800 v bucks code like why don't you just buy the v bucks at the like on the store bro you can't make this [ __ ] up we're driving in a car with my dad and he just says you're suss and place the among drip song lmao you know what that's not even that bad i mean like most people's dads have some pretty interesting music playlists they uh play out in the car the among drip song that's a tune are you a russian spy sh [Music] i'm just a european teenager baba booey as frick seems legit yep definitely a russian spy sister posts a youtube link of yoda says bro at everyone this is very important yep out of all the millions of youtube videos on the platform bro yoda's saying bro that's the one you want to watch very very epic oh hello no she's kind of cute not gonna lie um he what yeah that's right you guys all just got baited at stark post join vc1 if you have a mic and want to hear me drink soy sauce straight from bottle and question my life decisions you know what normally when people end up tagging like a whole server or the staff whatever it's normally pretty unnecessary but this you get a little discord sound golf on your desktop and uh it's all worth it to have the opportunity to listen to this dude drinks from soy sauce anyways that's it for the video guys please go to fainted.shop and buy yourself some epic anime swag [Music] are you recording
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Channel: Fainted
Views: 92,587
Rating: 4.9769096 out of 5
Keywords: funny, discord, texts, funniest, funny discord texts, funniest discord texts, funniest discord texts ever, chats, funny texts, funny text fails, funny text messages, text fails, memes, discord memes, discord chat memes, discord meme, funny discord, fainted, discord chats, r/discord_irl, funny discord chats, funny discord messages, discord mods memes, discord admin memes, discord moderator memes, discord mod meme
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Length: 11min 12sec (672 seconds)
Published: Sat Feb 27 2021
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