FUNNY DISCORD TEXTS

hey I think you accidentally left me on red no it was on purpose oh okay everyone it's my birthday when now No when did I ask who wants to see proof that not all castes land on their feet [Music] [Applause] [Music] know what emotions does this evoke in you fear and lust really like that makes you feel lust I can understand the fear but maybe not so much to like Oh actually the more I look at it yeah fact children are beetles on the inside oh this freakin egghead I got the new Razer Mouse check it out the Razer baby laser no oh hey dude sorry I don't speak csgo the boss streaming he do be streaming now I can't find the emoji what's the name it's called flushed odd up flush toilet I've reached my peak now I must go sorry I was mean earlier Felix I was sarcastic and got personal biggest Redemption arc right here for both of y'all this is so sweet I shouldn't have done that it's okay I'm sorry I said I wanted to be reincarnated as a rock and B fern at your head Wow so wholesome dude the baby just kicked really hard he'll be a kung fu master or kick it back damn which option kick it back or he'll be a kung-fu master though I hate you love you Alex shaking my head ah what a love story dude so romantic if the business bitching thinks your relationships cute you know you're onto a winner I'm a mistake hi a mistake I'm dad Wow this is a very realistic boat guys no it's not because if it was realistic there would be no message back because we all know your dad left you as a two-year-old child because he went out to get some milk and never came back good now I must undergo mitosis gingy had a gingy to the group ah there we go nice vibes shall I get an octopus it'd be smarter than me okay I bought four they're on their way I'll name them Brad Bradley Stewart and Tom they live in a bucket of soup in the fridge yeah definitely smarter than you okay wait I'm really confused why the Frick is the package I order from Toronto on Friday already in Edmonton well they don't ship on the weekends huh I don't know anything about America so I don't know bro this is Canada tasty I'll admit that the internet is responsible for my gosh awful sense of humor I probably crack up when I see this image Daft Punk cat I've seen it 40 times already it's not even funny it's a picture of a cat that's labeled Daft Punk dude no their joint vici yo dude is that the guy from the YouTube rewind video no way yeah in a bit I'm peeing right now I have a good one wait it could be worse but at least they won't be saying I meet you know what I mean math is an illusion and we should just be eating grass I can I'm allergic oh yeah not eating grass because you're allergic not because of all the other reasons of why not the eat grass okay my name is Jeff is still typing please stop bill Microsoft gates this is the beginning of your direct message history with pill Microsoft gates computer right thanks flatland belches hey I showed you my public please respond nice dick babe gaming right now though sorry you gave her all the effort to send your gullet peepee pic and she doesn't even have time to appreciate it cuz she's too busy screaming in fortnight Wow daddy not now son daddy not now son dad not now son son yes daddy ah Frankie daddy if I had to describe the discord up to somebody I just show them this where roses are red the alloy of copper and zinc is brass don't use me for your poems you absolutely dumbass I bet these are the kids who didn't talk much in English class but or he's got the best grades bababooey bababooey stop deed morning routine my morning routine as a mom of seven she wanted a kid of every race gotta catch'em all gay brown is so trippy really stare when someone says some crazy crap you just gotta stare wait guys look he's drawing something oh wow look what he drew it's oh my I'm the guy that coughs in comedy clubs when no and laughs hmm me watching a fainted video mmm mice pet frog froak froak froak or is it froggy you've raised your mom with that mouth no I yours you confirm people with mouths II yeah I literally rub up my pants four thumbs up for you that buddy Big Brother do you honestly watch every time I wank oh yes the party is always watching I'm doing stuff I doing stuff I'm dad I'm stuff I'm stuff I'm dad oh my god MJ No oh my god empty no laughing your girlfriend is awesome laughing dad bought your girlfriend it's awesome social Robert is a serious problem across the nation funny I've ever seen I'm so confused by all these sports bro it's only stuck in Robert Downey jr. bottle mg bot bro I don't know what some of this is us pretty crazy take the get banned challenge ping the owner of the server 19 times in a row stop freaking pinging me don't don't you dare do that at everyone should we have a short emoji tick for yes x4 no I was ashamed man four people said no and only one person said yes reading one of that crime Shawn Najib rare repeater I've been dismembered we sell the color blinds I'm red green colorblind is there anything actually in that nope there's nothing okay just wanted to make sure whoops I know Obama's last name no way dude yeah it's care Obamacare everyone knows that dude that's a universe where everyone died because they tripped and fell at the same time everyone did the flop belief in your dreams you only live one hang in there life is short make it good what do you mean I'm a Nazi what don't I see I don't see that 14 year-olds are bossy and I want you would have an annoying orange profile picture with me message from the Wampus bots one person slaver you currently have one hundred ninety six thousand and ninety eight one p ah yes everything is going as planned my mum saw me gay means happy so hekia a mega gay the strengthen your character right sing and make them more relatable try giving them major flaws like being hot-headed egotistical or a woman you're not the good boy boy anymore you're the bad boy BOTS naughty don't say that pants aggressively friends out begone do not repost this image or he will appear in your room at free a.m. so that was a problem can lie I bested was so excited for this little cutie to walk into his room at 4 a.m. but no he got baited so sad yo who the [ __ ] took my name can have shield in Detroit bruh eat [ __ ] not animals I'm ready wait no at pootie add melodramatic at vampire Linda art at the gaming star pooty removed Draven from the group no this is a strawberry don't make me commit a Melanie LAPD please deal with this anyways that's it for this video guys have you two enjoy if you knew your ante I got a bunch of other discord videos you want to check them out click on the screen deal that good stuff bro like subscribe yeah bro peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 587,614

Rating: 4.9559665 out of 5

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Id: AoDrTpS4C9w

Length: 10min 23sec (623 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 29 2020