DANK DOODLE MEMES V715

can i take a picture of the moon there's a tower yeah sorry algebra be like let's see what you really are got back from break and they sending me to the hr think i'm finally getting fired they gave me a promotion dj khaled suffering from success how moon orbits the earth according to flat earthers meet the baby who was born twice nigerian surgeon doctor aluyinka latoya and dr daryl cass cut a woman baby out her womb at 23 weeks old successfully operated on the baby after taking out a tumor then placed the baby back into the mom's womb and the baby was later delivered healthy and naturally on time at 36 weeks the medic i opened the photo gallery and boom everything was there guy finds his stolen phone in the jungle and discovers it's full of monkey selfies you think you can pay off college with a part-time job boomers well yes banks millennials laughing harris pence america's attention span the fly anyone sell netflix accounts yeah netflix does thank you mr helpful the walt disney company is the second largest purchaser of explosive devices right behind the us department of defense kaboom yes riko kaboom you look like robert downey jr i win man when surrounded by war one must eventually choose a side swiss are you sure about that got breed humans no got invents orgasm humans ps5 launch might be delayed in india because some guy trademarked ps5 three months before ps5 applied for the name that guy now flies watching the debate like [Music] how i survived 2020 events how i'm gonna describe it to my children [Music] i called this meeting today just to say that i had the smoothest card swipe of my life looks like they couldn't handle the con man style me tests negative the doctor taking my iq test frick you freak you sign and your ghost ass countries that have not declared war on birds countries that have declared war on birds and have lost if i had a nickel for every time a country lost a war against birds i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice android the same thing apple does the same thing but more expensive also apple welcome to the future america is asleep so this is football guy who said his iq was five times mine me with a negative iq you fart on the bus and nobody hears it [Music] you feel something wet and sticky in your pants people crediting the heart for our emotions the heart which is just pumping blood the brain cut my wife into pieces this is my last divorce energy weapons 100 when i think i'm doing well in a test and the teacher walks past and looks at your paper pathetic the bully who called ma by shrek shehul call the ambulance me realizing that i can freak his mom and dad but not for me russian man gets stabbed in stomach doesn't even flinch then knocks out attacker welcome to mother russia [ __ ] apple no you can't open our devices we will sue you sony ps5 teardown an up close and personal look at the console hardware for an additional 4.95 we will provide a receipt that matches what you told your spouse you paid when you drop something in public and you know it's going to be loud everything's fine until you start to realize this has more panels which progressively get more twisted every time i'm in the shower my dog stares at me worried and he must assume i'm upset in here because he hates baths so he thinks if he drops his toy in that i'll feel better because that's what heroes do when you have an online class at 7 30 a.m i don't need answers i need sleep it is important to have a well-balanced diet me i once dunked a cookie in a glass of milk the cookie started drowning i sent another cookie on a rescue mission it also drowned dads my kid moms my child grandmas when your card gets accepted on the first swipe all of america when a fly landed on mike pence's hair turo yes you got a coin near you yeah flip it for me did it what did it land on heads frick yeah i thank you i'm dropping out of college ah yes the decision maker mike pence's full name is mechanical pencil english teachers unachievable it is impossible to get this achievement four point nine percent of players have this achievement four point nine percent of players my goals are beyond your understanding me finally dies satan so how was hell me i freaking knew it if jesus is god's only son and we are all his children are we all girls it's nose school gets cancelled the power goes out and you freeze to death when in florida it's illegal to own an alligator so you own a crocodile i'm above the law i don't know if you make me surprise i'll send nudes i don't want nudes really why you surprised me i didn't expect this yeah now send me nudes ah the negotiator imagine opening your mouth for the dentist and he spits in it holy music stops controller me after studying for five minutes i've studied enough i'm satisfied truth be said scooby doo was the only live action that worked you never stop clapping the time between claps just gets longer [Music] my ancestors who had to hunt and fight wild animals for food watching me have a panic attack over calling to order pizza wow everyone is way more put together than i thought wow everyone is way more fricked up than i thought wow granddad is way more racist than i thought me shouldn't the lsd have kicked in by now what i see outside two minutes later me after seeing a picture of a puppy hehehe puppies no you can't just post letters with no context and expect internet strangers to get it haha mean go funny x y x y x y x y x y x x will you please listen i'm not the messiah he is the messiah he was not the messiah one messiah remains my best friend leaving my house after i won all the games we played for the day frick you and i'll see you tomorrow disgusting mcdonald's released their rainbow fries today in honor of gay pride i'm tired of corporations trying to influence our families like this share this and let people know to stop eating at mcdonald's plus their food is crap really hi joshua the purpose of gay pride is to strive for equality for lgbt people across the world you certainly do not have to eat our fries if you don't wish although we think you may like them because you have something in common you're both salty as hell hope that helps dead body reported jake paul has decided that it is time to end school shootings breaking news school shooting rate stays the same i'm sick of crying tired of trying yeah i'm smiling but inside i'm skeleton dance in 1937 a football match was interrupted due to fog but a goalkeeper stood there for 15 minutes without knowing it me who sits in the exam hall for three hours without knowing anything pathetic imagine having shreks with someone and they moan out your gamertag instead of your name how's that a woman of quality when you nutted but she didn't read my name it is pink detective 100 heaven flights pack your bags we're leaving women of pop billy island kanye west kanye west i found the guy from those math problems you have ruined the environmental condition of the planet boomers i sleep a gay espion couple boomers wilshes okay boomer meme boomers ascended class when you accidentally call teacher mom the teacher when you accidentally call her mom the teacher when you accidentally call him on [Music] the prophecy is true brits that put the tea in first bridge that put the milk in first the rest of the world wondering who would drink tea with milk 69419 we were on the verge of greatness we were this close do you know why blind people can't eat fish no why it's because it's seafood don't bother calling for takeout they put you on hold and never come back sorry for your inconvenience the server taking your order had a seizure while doing so and couldn't complete the process when you showed up to retrieve your order and it was not ready even though there was an ambulance in front of the restaurant and we were tending to the medical emergency at hand we offered to complete your order at that time i'm sorry that you declined and chose to complain in a public forum i just wanna talk to him got should i give you a bad haircut or a beachy personality karen's both both is good video starts at 000 hours thank you mr helpful me arguing politics with the nayhold in comments someone smarter than me coming to explain what i can't no one me trying to talk to girls this animal can't enter love mode hahahahaha loser you you play minecraft you freak loser lmao prick i love democracy what does this mirror do professor it shows us nothing more or less than deepest most desperate desire of our hearts got creates dinosaurs dinosaurs don't build churches got kabu gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new if you make all the answers to the question c you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world hitler this teacher heaviest object in the universe sun neutron star black hole school bags on mondays my dad swears by his 15 minute power naps during the day but he doesn't like napping in bed or on the couch because it's too comfortable and the sleep will win during family functions he will suddenly lay down on the floor and wrap himself around the nearest piece of furniture to pass the freak out for 15 minute increments nobody finds it unusual and we all just step over him then he gets up and joins us again me decides to have a midnight drive to clear my head the car behind me lego is a tool of satan which turns children to the dark side warns polish priest father slaughter me castrazua has previously directed his roth at hello kitty and my little pony well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan amazon's lord of the rings tv show might contain nude scenes amazon producers what we need is a few good titties among us would have been the perfect game to play on rdss and psps as kids if i punch myself and it hurts am i too weak or too strong i don't need sleep i need answers teacher which is the hardest substance on earth me diamond teacher then why you have written my d positive body image activists stop body shaming they are just big boned me who just ate three cans of ravioli philippines overview seventy eight thousand four hundred and twelve confirmed twenty five thousand seven hundred and fifty recovered 1897 deaths one resurrected did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die males who sleep naked how do you position your d's comfortably i like to position myself face down with only my d touching the bed i then revolve around slowly like a car in a showroom the forbidden beyblade someone just said to me fall in love with your problems maybe they'll leave you too [Music] gonna raise tomorrow engineering math test high hall i can't believe you all are following up i did ace it and graduated four years later with first class in engineering the return of the king beautiful eyes thank you great color too is she a rescue wait are you talking about my dog yeah she's cute you simply have less value it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now default quality of youtube videos default quality of youtube ads lazy is such an ugly word i prefer the term selective participation who are you who are so wise in the ways of science photoshop skulls on me and the boys redrawing me and the boys with skulls when mute is too quiet but one is too loud will goku be able to save planet earth again or will he be defeated by his arch nemesis find it on the next episode of dragon ball z capacity maxima 10 personas maximum capacity three americans the guy who made the sign was searching spooky chair on google and accidentally found the rattled meme template rattled i don't care what color your skin is what size you are or what your shrek shell preference is i hate everyone freak you cheers i'll drink to that bro the japanese created a silicone toy called mujin patchy patchy designed to mimic the sensation of popping bubble wrap for infinite number of times shut up and take my money me explaining to my parents while i'm not having kids this curse ends with me gardner well i finished cutting the grass card declines gardiner [Music] www.freeclashofclansgens.com do you trust me 7 year old me with every cell of my body my attraction to toxic women started right here six nine is in the hospital after reportedly overdosing i pray to god he recovers i don't want motherfreakers to start calling him legend or playing his music 24 7. holy [ __ ] walking the stairs skipping a step falling and skipping all the steps skipping all the stairs by jumping off the building did you know in 1953 due to high speed the f-11 fighter shot itself because it was faster than its own bullet are red violets are blue yeah breaking up is sad but have you ever given away your childhood lego collection thanks razer now i can pay at 60 60fps reminder as cold weather sets in animals are attracted to the warmth of your vehicle always check your car before driving [Music] frick your zodiac sign what's your among us color my 10 year old brother called me to tell me he had a girlfriend and then sent me this her scrunchie is on my wrist sounds pretty serious scary cave noise he is the messiah fashion i got asked out by seven girls i was in the women's bathroom ovid 19 be like order a spicy chili pizza accidentally ate the whole chili you can't taste it you can't taste it i would have won if i didn't lose thank you mr helpful even powerful and sharp claude sky terrors get buried sometimes my professor failing to teach the class correctly the tutor not knowing how to help students me not knowing how to solve the homework problem indian guy on youtube greatest weather device ever john's weather forecasting stone condition forecast stone is wet rain stone is dry not raining shadow on ground sunny white on top snowing can't see stone foggy swinging stone windy stone jumping up and down earthquake sting on tornado not all americans are fat and racist we just see the bad ones more often because of publicity they are kind of friendly really cheers you yanks nearly had a heart attack illusion 100 a man didn't sleep for 11 days this is what happened to his body students oh he might be me me eats my dad's gummy bears covered in sugar also me two minutes later when you remember the controls on a game you used to play i'm still worthy paul walker anakin skywalker steel car carjack grand theft steely wheelie automobile someone from van halen died interesting to see white man sad for once ha this is odd the map said i wouldn't encounter a dumb freak for another two miles my knees after i fell on grass what people think depression looks like [Music] what depression actually looks like me all motivated to study after five minutes after checking the due date when you prayed to god to remove your dad's problems and next day you find yourself in heaven how to images can make a music get stuck in your head for hours [Music] when you successfully threw that ball of paper in the trash in one try during class signature look of superiority at some point in my life i'm going to go to a random youtube video and comment press read more and spam enter with such force that it shoots empty spaces down to the lowest point of the page so people scroll down for eight years or so only for them to see look at my channel if they do in fact look at my channel there will be one video uploaded titled click here and any unfortunate soul that may click there will just get rick rolled frick due chill well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan other dog exists my dog and i took that personally me talking to my family two seconds me talking to friends eight seconds me explaining that i was in med bay doing tasks one hour 54 minutes and 27 seconds order six six the sixth letter in the alphabet is f six 6 equals f f f equals friendly fire coincidence i think not i thought you said you were interesting no i said i was interesting brain eating army bars are once again being found in the u.s drinking water but given what i see online there's very real question of whether they'll really have enough to eat dead bodies reported flash i can easily dodge your bullet because i'm the fastest being alive but legos can't move frick but that means that you can't shoot me cause your lego as well frick in order to catch the ball one must become the bull dog sue me all your friends hate you me not having any friends lovely weather today port tell me something i don't know your grandma's ass can take my whole fist people see you have fun one time and think you fake depression how to pay taxes how many apples can joey shove up his ass if he was running at 10 kilometers per hour schools i called this meeting today just to say that i had the smoothest card swipe of my life i shouldn't have said that i should have not said that proof that tom cruise is a vampire then now nuclear power plant spider farm 20 20 no you have unlocked the crystal skull for seeing one million spooky memes happy indiana noises figuring out how a word is spelled rewriting the entire sentence to avoid that word the prostitute the shreks was amazing it's time to pay my credit card declines my turn two wrongs don't make a right math majors doubt did you know that if the restaurant messes up your order you can simply say oh actually i had instead of screaming at the 16 year old employee and they will still fix it for you bts is overrated and the fan base is mostly teenager girls the doctor said they've never seen a body kill the orono virus like my body they tested my dna and it wasn't dna it was usa america 100 hockey strokers art school sorry but your paintings just aren't good enough hitler shane teacher how do i turn up the volume me press alt f4 teacher gets disconnected teacher the smart kid who just wanted to learn my friends the rest of the class me they love me fun fact bees like flowers which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she is a bunch of bees in disguise nice try be swarm you're dumped who are you who are so wise in the ways of science this dude stayed 40 minutes after he finished the test so i was like dude you okay and he was like i'm just absorbing the reality that i'll have to live with my parents for the rest of my life because i legit knew nothing on that test bless his little heart he is all of us has anyone tried unplugging the united states and plugging it back in i tried that with my grandma it didn't work i have decided that i want to die i think i like this girl really who am she kinda looks like you or is it me no your sister dead body reported people who skip steps while going downstairs people who skip steps while going upstairs glitter poop is a trend now people are swallowing glitter pills to make their poop sparkle every day we stray further from god when you finally find a good video to watch while you eat finally a worthy video this dinner will be legendary like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks foreign

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Length: 25min 30sec (1530 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 09 2020