DANK DOODLE MEMES V835

what the firefox logo could have been if minimalism didn't exist teacher play this pianists trumpet players drummers my family is so rich we have two houses my parents are divorced in an alternate universe that practices maximism i've heard spotify steam and discord don't open up when he starts his computer cinema sins when a movie doesn't explain something cinema sins when a movie explains something too well call an ambulance but not for me masks work no they doesn't me who wears a mask anyway because it can hide my ugly face pixar produces okay we got a new movie idea it's called rocks pixar animators say no more [Music] my pet is vegan i own a horse kilometer centimeter meter decimeter six without s is nine christopher columbus returns from america he has syphilis the natives didn't have it the only other animal to have syphilis at that time were llamas i don't really have any strong opinions on anything pets should be vegan basically we are about to walk one million nine hundred and ninety eight thousand seven hundred years ahead in civilization studies show that girls will use clothing to stand out to someone they are attracted to girls around me when you show your crush you're lego death star but she's not impressed did i miss a page japanese koreans getting called chinese and abroad my brother who works as a scientist at nasa me who can figure out what alphabet comes next without singing the whole alphabet song tell me you're american without telling me you're american who's the best shot new rifle europeans before bed americans before bed addicts before and after alcohol weed arcane physics me showing off my multiple personalities [Music] you can have your ashes turned into a playable vinyl record when your day comes my family gathered around my deathbed wondering why i'm smiling me about to rick roll the frick out of them at my funeral ancient greek sailors when the hot mermaid they found unhinges their jaw and start seating them did i miss a page my mom insisting on naming me i suck michael andrew my dad whose last name is gaylord i am a gaylord if you are a giver please know your limits because the takers don't have any admit it this never found or solved any problems i sense something a presence i've not felt since oh frick i need to find some high ground breaking news florida man beats the sun in a staring contest everything went dark the sun closed its eyes what the frig was in my catnip egypt with 118 pyramids tourists sudan with 255 pyramids master rugway i have very good news ushifu there is only news there is no good or bad that vegan teacher has been banned that is good news girls instagram pictures the wall behind them went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster what the hell was that ps5 scalpers want you to feel sorry for them and yes they're being serious you hurt the ps5 scalpers feelings ps5 scalp is unwilling to admit their grade a douchebags playstation 5 scalpers think they are being demonized unfairly gonna cry me i gave birth to you mom and whose fault is that mom it's the protection company's fault me why is she so pretty this is unrealistic standards this is shrekzist his biceps are huge beautiful wish i looked like him knock knock who's there the interrupting doctor the interrupt you have cancer before of it during of it friendly and safe and dangerous you may be old but are you this old [Music] okay class flirting is now a school subject so it's time to get smooth if some hot piece caught your eye what would you say are you redstone because you just activated my sticky piston i hate titans turns into titan i hate ghouls turns into ghouls i hate vampires turns into vampire i hate school frick me following the ubereats driver things i studied things on the exam me after banging my own just to stop heart attack i'm health care me something embarrassing that i made half a decade ago spongebob squarepants old man jenkins gender male male color yellow with light olive green holes there is light blue and my pretty seahorse eye color blue black height four inches weight one ounce 250 pounds how the frick does old man jenkins weigh 250 pounder spongebob weighs one ounce spongebob is a sponge and old man jenkins is weighed down with the horrors of his past daft punk after taking off their helmets for the first time in 28 years a character that went through more pain than her i'll wait rick astley asking google for his million dollar ad revenue for never gonna give you up you know the rules and so do i americans we got some serious caliber here germans hold my beer aloo dabri rogan i've learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance when your internet comes back there should be an animation of an asteroid in the dinosaur game change my mind when you forget to cite your sources on the history paper i was a gandalf i was there three thousand years ago disney we want to do a movie about a vegetable family pixar develops onion mom [Music] yadda yadda insert suicidal remark here you know the drill i've literally run out of ways to express my desire to die no one the creators of costco when the ceo plans on raising the price of the hot dogs i'll kill you death note queen elizabeth ii adidas makes football boots called predator adidas makes children's sizes adidas calls it child predator very poor choice of words when someone asks you to speak about yourself for two minutes and all of a sudden you don't know who you are stuart little going home with his new family the children at the orphanage wondering how the hell a mouse got adopted instead of them pov you called your little bro a son of a beach in front of your mom you see a platypus in your flat it puts on a hat when i leave work i'm gonna hit the gym fold the laundry get some cleaning done and cook food me four four hours after getting home when you're doing homework the morning it's due and you write the date of the day before on it the laws of time are mine person makes a black joke black guy a nice white savior that's actually rude and disrespectful black guy i said we laughing today king julien after falling down a staircase and becoming paralyzed morris i can't move it move it anymore that vegan teacher is officially banned from tick tock couldn't find this account well boys we did it that vegan teacher is no more ham lawn is looking a little dry no problem daft punk breaker the legendary dance duo has called it quits 28 years after forming in paris florida man still standing after being tased by police five times florida man oldest child everybody expects me to do everything youngest child nobody expects me to do anything middle child nobody expects the middle child me after farting away my stomach ache i'm health care young read more books than older generation research finds boomers waffle falling over 8.4 million people well well well then let's find out students how do i pay taxes how do i get a job how do i use first aid schools did you know that a whale of 109 feet 33.2 meters can consume enough water to fill up a large living room me who hasn't left the house since 2020 the guy delivering my food you look like willem dafoe you and i are not so different baby shark dance most viewed video on youtube pink funk song 8 billion views world population 2021 7.8 billion people aliens on mars jaimin 2 baby shark password is incorrect password is incorrect password is incorrect change password new password can't be the same as the old password if i had a nickel for every time i was led into a world war by an austrian i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice oh panzer of the lake what is your wisdom you can choose what programs will start or don't when you open the pc from task manager startup german accent talk like doofenshmirtz okay i'ma fight this depression damn my depression has deep roots in childhood trauma and lack of emotional connection to loved ones i survived seven days of living with no human connection you gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers when you rickroll your whole class in zoom call but they ask what is this norminess disgusts me all 49 states watching texas right now your weakness is snow you're kidding right me clicks respawn button everyone at my funeral me after answering correctly one time in an online class my job here is done got i don't like that building hit it with the arson tornado archangel michael i could just set it on fire from here make it look like an accident got arson tornado oh omar he's about to say his first words oh my mouse andrew nani the smart kid trying to learn all states of matter me who already know 50 states of america video game enemies rich relatives dropping loot when they die if disney taught me one thing it's that he is a good guy and he is a bad guy chubby smiling looks shy and funny gray hairs sunglasses luxurious clothes when the home is start arriving at your funeral how do people stay in the house all day all my stuff is there and i don't like people i prefer the real americans i said the real americans perfection mother my son will be a doctor he will save people's lives father no he is so smart he will be a scientist me in the next room [Music] new password a platypus weak new password perry the platypus strong me stands up my dog you son of a beach i'm in what the firefox logo would be if society abandoned minimalism the class nerd the kid who didn't study finishing the exam early usa healthcare [Music] the firefox logo in 2025 when you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life buzz lightyear what toys did you find in andy's mom's room woody teenage me after seeing a cool character in a movie finally my new personality my teacher why don't all of you turn on your camera so i can see your beautiful faces me go i like bad boys me 10 year old me after my dad let me have a sip of his beer wow this is garbage you actually like this you finally put your phone down and go to sleep you hear birds one year later from today it'll be 22-20-22 that day will be a tuesday which also happens to be the second day of a week most people noted americans wondering what the 22nd month is people who thought we were still in 2016. people who consider sunday as the first day of the week oh i don't think so mr beast gifted me a lamborghini insurance fuel tax people who smoke people who don't smoke smoking is bad billy what have you done rasputin is a tick tock song circa blood aim of the head billy my organs seeing water coming their way instead of something alcoholic poor people poorer people rich people when your mom offers to stop at mcdonald's but your sibling says they aren't hungry will you shut up man why is a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and it's ten thousand percent funnier superhero ever since i lost my wife i swore i would push myself to become the greatest hero the city has ever seen voice from the crowd still not taking you back jared superhero well frick you two's to see learning the name of every dinosaur learning simple words kids the guy who freaked the gym band aids the guy who ate a bat and got off at 19 my parents who freaked each other and got me seven year old me thinking about how i'm going to beat up the robber and save my family at 2am current world population seven billion eight hundred and forty seven six hundred and forty nine thousand six hundred and eighty six baby shark dance most viewed video on youtube pink funk songs for children seven billion nine hundred and ninety seven million four hundred and thirty three thousand one hundred and twenty four views when you've finally gotten both the power of god and anime when you count in milliseconds she's just went from zero to 100 real freaking quick when she goes through your phone to see if you're cheating but only finds memes another tick-tock user put gorilla glue in her hair despite warnings and there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere the video games graphics the cutscenes graphics mom telling me off for eating before dinner me dad who asked if i wanted some chocolate me can you spell orange second grader the fruit or the color me and the kid girls toiletries boys toiletries barbasol nine in one shampoo conditioner body wash soap lotion shaving cream toothpaste detergent and motor oil isaac newton g equals 9.81 meter per second squared maybe i'll get some food at that campfire what could possibly go wrong thousands of years later nikola tesla is cool earthquake machines believed in free electricity for the masses huge lightning towers zombies pigeon was a handsome dude edison was great didn't actually invent the light bulb electrocuted elephants to try to prove an incorrect point believed in an inferior current type looks like a sixth grade science teacher when you fall down the stairs with your new iphone and you hear a crack but it was just your spinal cord me when people come over to my house me when one of my two close friends come over fun facts with squidward school is about grades not education eight hours of sleep seven hours of sleep six hours of sleep wearing lightning mcqueen crocs having a phd in gynecology making women spread their legs within moments of meeting you people ai is going to take over the world with its intelligence ai youtube's ai blocks channel after allegedly mistaking discussions about chess pieces being black and white for racist slurs five to 18 year old me leaving the house for school in the morning five kills eight kills 10 kills 12 kills 18 kills 28 kills 22 kills one kill but in the final death cam italians people beating up the blind kid for saying the n-word me who told him he's black we're fox heroes obi-wan kenobi yoda anakin skywalker padma middler mace windu vs villains supreme chancellor palpatine general grievous darth vader i'm playing both sides so that i always come out on top minecraft terraria box of sadness son get out of there it's not normal to sit in a box of sadness all day long do you think people are ready to initiate contact with us let's look at their interest what the frick is oatmeal looks like they have surpassed us long time ago millionaires the kid who brought 100 on a school trip drawings made by people with mental illness [Music] therapist mr wolf bean is not real and can't hurt you mr wolf beam latin students necrophiliacs enjoying a dead tongue cats then cats now i have fallen netflix here a movie about some random teenagers the teenagers [Music] my teacher why don't you all turn on the camera so i can see your beautiful faces me the last boss some speed runner with a stick girls out here talking about loving people and having shreks and i'm like you're not a top or a bottom you're 14. me replying back instantly after being ignored for two days girls i wonder why we live longer than boys boys top gear james may attempts to ignite ass-18 satan nuclear missile with a lighter them so what's your gpa me 0.4 them don't you mean 4.0 me did i stutter roses are red violets are blue i got the hd version of recastle issue this onion won't make me cry one day you're gonna be rick roll the last time in your life without knowing it give man a fish and you feed him for a day teach a man how to fish and you can bang his wife every weekend walt whitman starting a fight petting a dog consoling a child hey buddy but what are the orange green and purple ones orange you want to go outside purple shushing noises green do you want to call your mommy money aside what do you need right now the money you just put aside buying your 34th house feeding thousands of hungry kids billionaires me cheering my daughter on for her performance the people of the strip club [Music] mistakes make you stronger the guy who decided to eat bad soup scarecrows some sticks with clothes crows are he's just standing there menacingly when my parents tried to make me to go to bed early 10 year old me 17 year old me did you hear the weather report no why well you can expect a few inches tonight mistakes make you stronger jake paul's dad [Music] petition two rickroll aliens at first contact i have a few jokes about unemployed people but none of them work [Music] dad doesn't want tank family gets tank anyways dad and tank waking up a thankful dog go having a nightmare faith in humanity restore objects in mirror are closer than they appear one year anniversary of lockdown there has been a british voice in my head saying bit sad in that for the past week and a half high schoolers teachers i'm so tired why does school start so early why don't you go to sleep earlier anyways here's 14 assignments for you to complete school bully telling me he's gonna beat me up after classes me knowing that my elder brother will be waiting for me outside when you shoot the snow 17 times with a 50 caliber and it's still cold texans confuse confusing confusion 104 days of summer vacation 189 episodes of feni yes and ferb people be like you're a xenophobe yeah no shiz i am these things are scary when you try to fit into a group of people you don't know very well and they accept you for who you are making eye contact getting a girlfriend street dogs today i bit five humans had shreks with three dogs and peed on a kid domestic dogs human don't leave me alone i will commit cry monkey spotted an empty office hard at work on monkey business so it begins me before i walk by a guy smoking deep inhalation me talking to people i don't know me talking to people i know me texting me on the internet me and the scenarios i made up in my mind do you all realize we literally got devices in our hands where we can talk to anybody in the world face to face at any time brothers world nobody calling me but still wow nasa mars rover accidentally draws peanut red planet accidentally movie 12 year old me with no concept of special effects to the dojo hi is this paul who is this this is erica from the dentist's office i got your number from your file pretty sure this violates zippo but shoot your shot i guess i'm not flirting with you we have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment christians be like being gay is a sin and then drink the blood of jesus she's been inside another man's boner that seems pretty gay to me barack obama fun fact did you know that the bigger this guy has the slower he walks according to this tick tock thought me got why did you give us life felt cute might delete later me wave under bed goodnight monster under my bed also me kiss laptop webcam goodnight agent um the party all the students were hyped for the party the underpaid teachers who bought everything with their own money me school is the worst thing in my life taxes bills childs school is the worst thing your life so far like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 25min 46sec (1546 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 24 2021