DANK DOODLE MEMES V689

when it's freezing but you forgot your jacket when you overhear a group of strangers getting something wrong about a topic you like and know a lot about linus's cable management my cable management when you're poor but have rich friends what is this supposed to cover clearly those distracting shoulders that schools are against i don't hate humanity i just preferred the dinosaurs well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan five-year-old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me i'll keep the secret my dog me in the last 10 minutes of math exam i'm doing 1000 calculations per second and they're all wrong mo can we go to egypt no we have egypt at home egypt at home how many times can you subtract 10 from 100 10 times 10 once the next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90 you're hired the sitters in the background are approximately 16 miles apart where is the curve please explain this with the circumference of 24 901 miles you are looking at a curvature of around 0.2 degrees or a little more than 10 feet at 16 miles away may i say that curvature is still significantly higher than your iq that's a lot of damage japanese master but model mary's esports game is she met at an arcade don't do that don't give me hope night shift workers on vacations be like her jokes are so recycled greta would be proud that's a lot of damage jake do we have any more adopteds in the cabinet what's adopted you you're adopted very funny dad i'm not your dad dead body reported me playing rfps i got four guys on me i'm coming i'm coming i'm freaked i'm actually freaked bro i killed him eat my ass my brother behind my door who was gonna ask me for homework help when my mom is yelling at me and my grandma got my back shut the frick up listen here jesus i will not tolerate you saying the words that consists of the letters s h u t u p being said in this server so take your own advice and close thine mouth in the name of the christian minecraft server owner okay i'm sorry hi sorry i'm dad frick dad bot i'm four parallel universes ahead of you christian parents so how was your date son it was great he was emergency meeting 11 year old black child made 1k dollars selling n word passes to white friends at school never before has such an investment opportunity existed i mean saint shrek's marriages first and foremost are the cause of orni virus says honorary patriarch of orthodox church of ukraine filerate who was embraced by top western politicians leaders patriarch filler are diagnosed with ovid 19 i don't know man seems kinda gay to me did you know sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression anxiety and helps you live longer guess i'll die getting late for work forgot to kiss your wife remember you don't have wife remember you don't have work i'm a fractional what's in a shrek shell it means that he's attracted to the letter a no it doesn't stop it patrick you're arousing him me in my room enjoying music on full volume my dad who called my name 15 times you're cute no you're cute oh thanks i was correcting your grandma stupid holy [ __ ] you freaking killed her dude i miss the internet thank you no one gender reveal parties in america mom walks into your room she asks me if i want pizza she doesn't tell me to clean my room she leaves she close the door unzips your pants unzips your [ __ ] wait what emergency meeting i wonder what becky is doing these days mint is just cold spicy what music is just wiggly air what church leader who blamed oronovirus on saint shrek's marriage contracts over 19. what i do at parties talk eat think about whether it's okay to leave yet people to their bosses i quit goodbye high schoolers to their teachers frick you and i'll see you tomorrow sound of left ear bud sound of right ear bud sound of the chips i'm eating you can be a night owl and an early bird if your sleep schedules messed up enough a freaking train gay people try me beach oh man i think i just ran out of pain paint i still have plenty of pain psy me too kid the eye won't kill you but your hospital bills will gang europeans i don't have such weaknesses hey check out this really ugly thing i just discovered jesus nothing that ugly should be allowed to live and yet here you are dead body reported like if this bird has more money than you girls omg i don't know what to wear today boys 1999 2004 2007 2010 it's time to go oh she's larry what the frick are you doing here wanna go grab a beer dad i'm a lesbian it's okay honey that i'm espion too god does anyone like boys around here i do roses are red life has no meaning the voices in my head are constantly screaming english teachers this man is recycling old picnic coolers into shelters for stray cats for winter how very cool is this everyone like that rare photo of magical piece of wood flying in the air friend man i feel really bad i tried to stop smoking and it's hard me come over to my place i will help you think of something else my place russians dressed up as a cardboard bus attempt to cross vehicle-only bridge observe my superior strategic mind at work this is perfect that cliff is the perfect spot for our first meeting yeah as soon as she meets you she can jump right off rock flies when they land on something white girls when a single leaf changes color where's my pumpkin spice six-year-old me after having deja vu for the first time maybe i have super power teenagers in real life teenagers on netflix it is a boy oxygen is actually poisonous but it just takes 75 to 100 years to class the school janitor florentinolusco long jump 2019 european indoor championships 1.8 million people interesting never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our toys to the less fortunate whose size large when mom lets you get the little cart at the store my voice when i'm talking with my friends my voice when i'm talking with my cat 10 year old me when i grow up i'm gonna be so rich i'll buy five ferraris me now my sister you can just post two pictures of mouths people won't get it me the four horsemen of invisibility my girlfriend my girlfriend telling her friends how perfect our relationship is me knowing that nothing can be perfect because of entropy and the second law of thermodynamics frick twitch streamers all my home is donate to wikipedia my family me is this free tech support for life edit the government used cgi to fake the moon landing cgi in 1996 horst pretends to be dead every time someone tries to ride it me when i get asked to go on top jokes on you i'm into that shoes did you know that if you sit on the toilet at 11 59 and the clock strikes midnight it's the same shiz different day they should call you moon by because nobody likes you they should call you kayla because that's how it's supposed to be spelled dead body reported wi-fi was invented in 1997 people in 1996 you finally managed to beat the boss a second health bar appears there's three actually main character of one of the best shows of all time bald master of the elements 2020 worst year ever 1349 2023 i miss 2020 2142 epic games has expressed their support for black lives matter while valve has remained silent therefore choosing the side of white supremacy which games platform do you support now epic game store 8 percent white supremacy 92 epic games i hate democracy imagine you miss a payment on a tesla and it drives itself back to the dealership prediction for 2020 the mueller triangle just starts roaming around the earth slowly like a roomba everybody looking at the bermuda triangle softly don't my friend in college tried to break up with his girlfriend but she just said no and now they are married lmao the guy after she said no understandable have a great day this kid hasn't found his idol yet press f guys after shreks busting makes me feel god girls after shreks he slimed me someone out there has the unknown world record of the most d sucked your mom americans invent candy corn germans inventory bow gummy bears kids on halloween german science is the world's finest boys making a boys versus girls meme without having ever interacted with a single girl in their entire life just read something about replacing i'm sorry with thank you so instead of saying sorry i was late say thank you for waiting for me replacing negativity with positivity and gratitude and breaks the i'm sorry cycle powerful thank you for letting me sleep with your sister female clothes in video games the armor the stats me thinking puberty is going to make me a stronger taller and have a deeper voice acne voice cracks and ass hair team rocket changes outfit and hairstyle ash i've never met these people in my life welcome to the gang kid we got steel and steve murder in mike and the most dangerous of all what did he do he expected the spanish inquisition i ain't michael jackson but i'll touch kids hold up when your iq is the funny shrek's number i'm smart humanity once they find a robert 19 vaccine i win mosquitoes seeing us finally come out of our houses i can't breathe in this mask you can't breathe because you are fat i don't give a freak if i'm late to work i wish they would fire me also me when she replies with lol but you are secretly staring at her through the closet and don't actually see her laughing liar minecraft skyrim i'm on the most platforms no i'm on the most platforms amateurs what was that punk programmer has made 1993's doom playable on a pregnancy test amateurs women rights got invented in 1920 women in 1919 stop killing fish for their fingers me puts creepy doll as my zoom virtual background me my teacher teacher you did not have two put two dolls one would have been enough me remembering only putting one doll my teacher how tall is boza boza is only four feet tall judging by luege's p emergency meeting gender reveal parties be like kaboom yes riko kaboom me nervously clicking my pen during the test that one guy in the class who knows morse trying to understand why i want to invade cuba video games memes me the big sad if idiots could fly this place would be an airport that's a lot of damage in houston texas a 19 year old boy named rashford died attempting to play russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol instead of a revolver that boy i call this game american roulette you have zero percent chance of surviving gamers fallout raft subnautica keeping up with the carnations ending after 14 years on air it's a celebration beaches when you're in a heated argument but suddenly realize you are wrong all classes go online lunch ladies friends it's not possible to be visible and invisible at the same time me how are they floating me cheats on a test teacher looks in my direction me when i swear i closed my eyes for 10 minutes but wake up three hours later no no no no no time is not behaving 2020 ends everyone happiness noises 2020 you can now play as luigi this goose used her wings to protect an abandoned puppy from the cold the puppy was shivering so she folded her wings around this baby and moved him closer to her so she could benefit from her body warmth puppy stopped shivering and went to sleep i'm not crying you're crying in light of recent events no aureus will be allowed in the library what the hell happened here people losing weight because of depression i tip my hat to you one legend to another people gaining weight because of depression what if i want to see naked dead bodies have you checked your basement what kind of freaking psychopath do you have to be to have dead bodies in your basement you sick freak there are only working slaves on my basement i have standards bodies are in my bedroom professionals have standards jared i'm leaving you for another man but baby what's he got that i don't the lego death star said but i have death star and millennium falcon oh friend i heard you lent your umbrella to jessica yesterday me yes it was raining heavily friend great that takes the number of girls you've made wet this year two negative one damn it hurts right here in my meow meow american news every 10 minutes dead body reported mars come over elon can't working on the new tesla mars i'm wet elon that thing i could have done right away but didn't and now it's a big freaking problem me satan the guy who tells the barber that his haircut was shoes my therapist told me to write letters to all the people who'd ever hurt me and then burn them i did that but what do i do with the letters emergency meeting after giving savage reply to parents world is going shoes gamers oh no anyway me driving to work cursing my parents for birthing me into a world of responsibilities i didn't ask for the gator hat stays on during shreks homemade apple butter beach did what when you fart but it feels too wet pro tip add large googly eyes to your ghillie suit for added psychological warfare one time i invited this girl over and we got high and i sat down and explained the entire plot line of skyrim to her for 45 minutes and she still had shreks with me it was unbelievable dad do you wanna know what your sister said while she lost her virginity son dad please stop this is inappropriate that exactly emergency meeting is it a boy or a girl gender revealed parties it's a pipe bomb jobrieth when she goes through your phone but all she finds are pictures of spider-man like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks you

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Length: 18min 16sec (1096 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 10 2020