Don't Do It Mega Man...

you find the tutorial it's under five minutes it has great like to dislike ratio has a depressing tired voice get straight to the point do beavers even know what they are doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think absolutely not quite laid back men why do you go fall out fiery women someone gotta tell the waiter i ordered mashed potatoes and it ain't gonna be me the test isn't even that hard the test what anime is this from public transport in my country public transport in european countries thinking about death making up stories with an imaginary boyfriend me at 3am germans when making cars and beer germans when making fairy tales don't say it don't even think about saying i don't know what being a top or a bottom means and at this point i'm too afraid to ask every student can relate to this the dirty parts of the rubber the part of the rubber you use to erase radio star video a picture of earth before and after your opinion [Music] you got hit by a car panic 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friend recommends me an anime all of the characters i'm schrodinger's cat am i a boy or a girl you never know until you lift up my skirt almost all countries owe money but who give you money too who the frick starts a conversation like that i just sat down when you cross your legs while bathing and make a private bath for your diyan balls people the pyramids must have been built by aliens they are way too complex for people to have built it some indian guy with a stick and bucket you know one of the other team members said you sound more like an owl than a bath who who basic teenager i'm a vampire romanians normal people guys can't find the guys can't last long girls are dishwashers girls are bad at games shut the frick up please shut the frick up elon musk valid criticism weird nerds my stationary items throughout every school stage primary school middle school high school does your cat bite worse he judges you [Music] when you say edited it you are just saying edit twice stop when 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when women say all men are bad i sleep society when men sail women are bad wilshes gen z humor dwayne the stock johnson solving actual problems with your platform removing dislike button and cover it with pseudo mental health reason wushu now have lost two seconds of your life whoosh you now have lost four seconds of your life youtube congratulations you are being rescued small creators but i never asked youtube please do not resist government you need to go out and vote for a political party the parties when you're shizzing in the toilet and that last little piece hits the water and gives off a sploosh in your ass crack listen here you little shoes i'm not a vegetarian because i love animals i'm a vegetarian because i hate plants me looking at the mashed potatoes on thanksgiving like [Music] kowalski analysis when the nuclear scientist says oops when the color printed guy says oops nobody eight-year-old me in pe class ice cream holiday tip put your girlfriend on the side of your family in case you need to cut them out later i studied the moon i orbited the moon i walked on the moon soccer when you can't pay your crippling debt but instead of being invited to the squid game you are taken to prison those bastards lied to me four-year-old me telling dora to turn around fifteen-year-old me telling the horror movie guy to turn around it is time to go was i a good browser sort of let's say you were the best chrome downloader no dad i swear i will no more defend my ideas with valid and well structured arguments because that makes me a rude and disrespectful son gf's father don't call my daughter again me our daughter she calls me daddy too you know the characters are in another level when they have white eyes i cook you'll drink the wine i cook you'll drink the urine what a sweet couple i wonder what anime they are from somebody israel and palestine i blow up my neighbor drinking pumpkin spice latte because it's popular drinking pumpkin spice because its scent increases boners in men you are watching something questionable your parents are approaching you panic you have alt tab calm you have no other tabs open and your parents are standing next to you panic keep europe from war ki you rope romwa k you wrote memoir the front of the setup the back of the setup staying up late not even fun anymore she's just sad me wondering why my friends stopped laughing the teacher plants create a spicy substance to avoid being eaten human [Music] scenario you just accidentally bumped into the shower knob and don't know whether you're going to freeze or get burned to death girl who's just being friendly your ugly ass thinking she's in love with you you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold remove your hand from the box and die what's in the box estrogen old video exists 98.79 percent of comments who's watching in 2019 meme gone shrek shovel nsfw mean gun sexual [Music] dudes will know each other for a decade and not have one photo together have girls for the rest of your life have money for the rest of your life businessmen who would win the walk john cena men with larger noses have bigger peens according to new study your beak may be giving away more than you think u.s hospitals calculating your bills 248 plus 208 equals 4416 uploads the first video on youtube leaves comes back criticizes youtube for being in a whole 10 million likes when every youtuber agrees that removing dislikes is a stupid idea it probably is try again youtube if you were to produce a sound louder than 1100 decibels you would create a black hole and destroy the galaxy babies on airplanes and i took that personally okay one more hypothetical question is it normal if my wife has a boyfriend so i go to mcdonald's and the lady behind me honked at me and flicked me off because i was taking too long to order so i paid for her food when i got to the second window to get my food i showed them both receipts and took her food too i paid for it it's mine so i 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have experience but i need to work to get experience then work that's why i'm here experience how i'm gonna get experience without a work work forty percent of american kids think hot dogs and bacon are plants police and rioters come together to help a fat man out of his trousers how do people chill at home wearing jeans i literally cannot think of anything worse my throat during a cold my throat after a sip of warm water with honey in it just do it did you just use a saxophone as a nike icon improvise adapt overcome not wearing glasses anymore i've seen enough me trying to flirt hey girl did you fall from heaven the policeman pushing me from the body of the girl who jumped from 10th floor of the building rare picture of typical twitter user finished up a five-day social media hiatus and came to the conclusion that putting your phone down every once in a while and actually spending quality time with your loved ones is astronomically more shazy and annoying than just chilling by yourself and looking at online stuff humans are the only species that would cut down trees make paper out of the man then ride save the trees on it lol i literally spend all day calling myself a dumb beach and self-depreciating do you really think your insults are gonna bother me cause they will more than you could possibly imagine quick the americans are asleep post pictures of your medical bill [Music] when a person with micropene hates themselves for it it's because of you making fun of small d's all the time and making them feel worthless unfunny a-holes my girlfriend being entirely freaking serious me cracking jokes name a more iconic duo i'll wait [Music] my gf i know my bf best my mom no i know him best some guy on cod named cece backer 44 bonjour you can never lose a homing pigeon if you're homing pigeon doesn't come back what you've lost is a normal pigeon when riot games makes better music and series than actual games ironic what's the dumbest thing you believed as a child that i would grow up to be happy me realizing that the years start coming and they don't stop coming microsoft is shutting me down [Music] my chemically imbalanced brain going from lonely to happy to anxious to depressed to sleepy within five minutes parkour me telling my friend how i'm worried about my future him i'll let my mom and sister sleep with my husband [Music] going to sleep logging out of consciousness why are all the guys so hot why are all the girls so hot why is everyone so hot why is my pizza so hot people's general happiness peaks at 21 and doesn't reach that level again until they retire who the frick starts a conversation like that i just sat down weenie heart juniors super weenie heart juniors three-hour movie 8 our mini series the phobia where you are scared of words that can be read backwards is abophobia well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan demon looking around inside me dude no offense but it's like kind of a nightmare in here me ha ha yeah demon how are all your thoughts in comic sans radius diameter my empty bank account christmas how men wake up in the morning brain ah freak body please don't get up d this is sparta cupid in world war one be like i want a gf man i'm pushing 30 never had one chase that money and dream man a girl will come along eventually with all due respect i'm not trying to be like you bro who actually drew this the smart kid after i asked him the 500th stupid question iphone 12 pro max is the best phone in the world no samsung galaxy s21 ultra is my phone works and i can look at memes same mother saying you play too much games mothers arriving at level 13 45 on candy crush life 2022 me still thinking 2015 was like two years ago another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week a boy a girl the guy that wears a mask which is two batman's kissing austin texas high school removes bathroom doors due to safety concerns you play cod because you think it's fun i play cod to murder children we are not the same day 16 of nnn the clouds are starting to look really fine you sneeze once and get this look not even a bless you anymore me finally confesses to my crush and asks her out her i like you too i thought you'd never ask my last four brain cells any idea of what the protocol is here negative feelings this might be unhealthy in the long run the reason why some people are so kind is because the world has been so unkind to them that they don't want other people to feel the way they did me flying over a village in creative mode with these hands i hold the fate of millions roses are red some people are brave overweight german man who joined isis says they used in a shrek slave 24 hours to save the world choose a mother freaker to help my gf on december 1st when the huge ass stretching turd is 40 out and it suddenly stops moving her do you have protection me plays blue eyes white dragon in defense mode youtube is removing the dislike button to copy tick tock roses are red my uncle's a trucker [Music] homeless people after inventing mr beast come my friend let us discuss the metaphysics of banana nobody literally nobody epic games last chance don't forget to grab tiny tinners ass [Music] when you got a baby face but the body of a greek god me if i won the lottery the first thing i would do is take care of my family also me lottery winner wear scream costume to collect one million dollars so relatives can't recognize him antarctic scientist stabs colleague who kept telling him endings of books he was reading i just sat in a drive-through line for 30 minutes because i couldn't bring myself to leave because i thought about this picture nobody math teachers at the first day of school year we are already behind schedule humans in one minute of plank exercise help dax and dog or life lmao week mom claimed speed of aggressive aldi cashier left her crying and shaking order them now can i just say that i will be reordering them in every color here is me rolling and sliding down a mountain because i was too scared to get up my leggings did not rip not even a little bit and i got stuck on rocks and trees it's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart i had my suspicions as a kid but i didn't think the situation was this dire i love how elephants is either drawn like this or like this with no in between [Music] if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go i only have like six memories and they all take turns your next task is to not mention how dark it is at 5 pm for the next three months computer save this image as six six zero six four nine nine f one e five c eight four d seven c three zero dot png me yeah in my hungover state i went food shopping reached for a pack of sausages and someone reached at the same time so i stepped back and said sorry you go ahead i then realized i'd actually seen my own arm in the mirror and had apologized to myself in front of a lady handing out samples normal people can you teach me that chord you were playing guitar players sure it's easy damson beach just fell down the stairs in my complex and i went to check on her and all she said was no i deserve this a bus mother freaking spiderman this dumb little she's right here seriously how does he not see that big ass bus boyfriend if i killed someone would you tell on me me no but i'd use it against you all the time i'd be like are you gonna walk the dog or do i have to make a phone call no one me staring at the dead body in the movie to see if i can catch them breathing speak not without my lawyer present ever just said frickit and ate the paper too overthinkers at 3am where the hell is my birth certificate recommended for you infinite pain some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them i don't get people like bezos if i had billions of dollars i would impulsively start fixing shiz homeless vets i don't think so hungry children not on my watch he could be batman what a waste in 2022 you'll watch me glow up like lego hagrid 2001. how it started 2021 how it's going tattoo should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that's what every corporate meeting i've ever been in has felt like you might have set the alarm 4pm no i didn't when you're typing a comment on a random post and then right in the middle you realize she's i don't care hey if a public bathroom door is locked don't forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety woman had to poop nine times during marathon got personal record walks fast body i can do this all day run slowly body best i can do is 15 minutes take it or leave it you can taste the photos [Music] you can taste the spoon more than the ice cream my concerned friend food won't fill that void in your heart me a person of science [Music] when you only wanted to get a few things off your chest but instead let 23 years worth of anger out and now everybody's crying instead of calling it a to-do list i've started writing side quests at the top to make it seem more fun and interesting and boy has that not worked at all can i confess something sure your smile is the prettiest smile i've ever seen can i confess as well oh sure this smile only exists when i'm with you [Music] i do this all the time where is my article chris pratt went to bed upset and depressed following social media backlash mobile data wi-fi stops working me too photo gallery how's my favorite app doing does anyone else ever get the random urge to get your life together in the middle of the night yes it usually wears off by morning in 2002 a 19 year old garbage man won 15 million dollars in lottery he spent it all on drugs gambling and prostitutes and became a garbage man again multiple answer choice a36 b55 c67 d45 me who got 35 36 then so this lady came in this morning and walked up the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying i forgot my dog she forgot to bring her dog with her to the vet shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send anxiety makes you look like an a-hole it's a good thing my anxiety reminds me of that constantly me in prison because none of my signatures come out the same i wish i was a cat no school no work just meow meow me just trying to relax after a hard day pro player playing this game since release sorry i'm late i was at home sitting down me leaving for work at 8 15 hoping to get there by eight o'clock [Music] let's freaking go boys i shout to myself as i boot up my ps4 to play a single player game and open a bottle of wine to drink alone i work at a bank and this lady came in with a 150 000 check and to make conversation i was like oh wow i wish i had one of these then she did ass was like it's a life insurance check i would rather have the person when your different friend groups are meeting and you need to combine the different personalities you maintain around them [Music] am i supposed to pray over leftovers me lord it's me again with the spaghetti name peter parker last name p starts playing on phone during a show mrs important scene rewinds way too far by mistake gets back on phone while waiting for the sea misses the scene again the guy who picked on me in high school and then became a millionaire just came into kfc and i overcooked his chicken checkmate justin you freaking loser do you smoke yes after every important achievement in my life your lungs are very good what do you want for christmas ham lately i've been really into groceries and gas utilities are cool too stuff like that i'm just gonna get gas in the morning is one of the worst decisions you make as an adult what should i get from cheesecake factory cheesecake okay but what else some beaches family heaven gained another angel me in hell trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that i get involuntarily hospitalized normal people six plus seven equals thirteen me seven plus seven equals fourteen that means seven plus six equals fourteen minus one so that means seven plus six equals thirteen me sorry if i'm bothering you lifeguard pulling me to shore what i'm not even procrastinating anymore i'm straight up not working imagine the olympics but instead of it being world-class athletes it's just random people who get selected like you get a letter informing you you've been selected for the national gymnastics team and you just have to do it it'd be so much more entertaining this dude beat me in mad and so bad i told him i was 11 years old you suck bro sorry i'm only 11 my bad g you are really good for your age keep up the good work mom never lets me play she said i'm too fat she calls me fat boy my friendship circle over the past few years 2018 2019 2020 2021 me switches tv channels because no one is watching my dad who's been dead for five years happy no knowledge in november i simply do not want to know anymore i've thought enough i do not think therefore i do not am say no to drugs maybe you should save the rest for another time no psa don't ever let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear wanna hang out this weekend generic excuse did you just say generic excuse another childhood pleasure that has zero explanation [Music] every man has two fantasies all odds are against lads we shall hold no matter the cost let us die with honor and glory for something greater than ourselves such it's okay you don't need to act strong anymore just hold on to me and let it all out you're good enough you're a good boy the economy is going great we created five million jobs this year i have three of them and i still can't pay my rent when you tired and keep reading the same two lines of a book what as someone who does not pay attention to lyrics and songs i'm always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries like i dunno that's news to me the beat was fresh and the vibes were funky i lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop i am as surprised and alarmed as you are when you're 13 you wanna b15 trust me though when you're 15 you wanna b13 nah i'm 15 and wanna be 18 so i could start doing what i love and go to new york and live my acting dreams i'm 18 and i want to die your time is wasted managing a social media account buddy it's saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet i need to get my life together but i'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before i put any real effort in i'm here forgot my keys can you open please x i wish i could [Music] you're joking right when someone enters your room switches on light and leaves without switching it off i thought i replied is the biggest lie now sometimes i reply in my head and i end up waiting for a text back thinking i actually replied i don't know man i started cussing in fifth grade one day and just never stopped what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you three years ago a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello leaving house good for depression bad for anxiety staying at house good for anxiety bad for depression two hours of sleep 10 hours of sleep waking up tired people who shove their school papers in their backpack with no binder folder etc where are you now not great my dude not great people with astigmatism driving it might be like i wish more people would admit they don't know she's about a complicated subject before they start spouting their ill-informed opinions smh i'm tired of being the only one that's openly stupid i kinda need a hug but i'd rather die than let anyone know i'm a human being that desperately craves intimacy please don't drink alcohol just don't consume too much of it my blood is freaking wine unfortunately the clock is ticking the hours are going by the past increases the future recedes possibilities decreasing regrets mounting do you understand i understand remain ignorant my four-year-old just said daddy why do people make up things that their children have said for social media isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of an inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves you're offered fifty thousand dollars but if you accept it the person you hate most in the entire world gets 100 000 are you taking it yes why wouldn't i want 150 000 this year i'm taking part in november pronounced november where i will be saying no to everything go away can you no i was wondering if no you might like that no your house is on foot no the most dangerous game to play resting your eyes in the morning after shutting your alarm i'd love to go back in time and blow people's minds with my incredible knowledge but how do you make this electricity i don't know free cheese pizza on your birthday closed on christmas me my jokes making people laugh making people worry about my mental health the first bracket the second bracket believe trust follow obey jesus free hugs from satan when you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person don't call yourself cool unless you were outcasted all your life and still grew to be developed and likeable by all people but still seclude yourself from groups because the earlier stages of your life really tainted your perspective of others and it has stuck with you all your life from breakdance to breakdown young time energy money adult time energy money old time energy money me time energy money night cold morning cold so you wouldn't serve your country judify got an infected cause and didn't have ten thousand dollars this country would be all oh that sucks have fun dying lol why you all think we are suddenly a community only when it comes to killing people around the world do drugs write presentation crush snort how the michelin man is connected to bill gates divorce and how he's going to destroy the economy me re-reading my own post every time someone likes it oh yes quality content when you realize you gotta do this ad ulcers for the rest of your life when you're hot but you can't sleep without a blanket oh man i think i just ran out of pain paint i still have plenty of pain me when i'm on a call with someone [Music] this month i'm doing a challenge called november it's where i try to make it through every day of november stop drop and roll was always such a big deal as a kid i really thought i'd be on far more than this as an adult can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow though beautiful by the water unburdened ideal i wanna be the one from harry potter that beats the shiz out of everyone and everything uber driver i'm close me oh i see you uber driver are you the guy in the middle of the road me yeah florid me enjoying the two weeks of my life before my mental health takes a giant dip again me imagining myself rich famous and successful after i studied for five minutes colleges we really need you to pay 24 000 tuition that's the lowest we can go me what if i can throw this ball far as frick colleges lmao that's lit here's 100 off stonks once i became a parent i finally understood the scene where yoda gets so tired of answering luke's questions he just dies [Music] what stereotypes about men are absolutely untrue that we go to jupiter to get more stupider exactly i stay on earth to do so me celebrating the completion of minor tasks before i go back to procrastinating all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

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Length: 36min 53sec (2213 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 17 2021