DANK DOODLE MEMES V680

other people's fingernails my fingernails me holding my cat in front of the webcam everyone else in the zoom conference why did you pause the movie me when your advertising interrupts my video it just makes me hate your product roses are red you're so great pickup lines are overrated let me take you out on a date i'm a girl you're a dude i don't know when but there better be food it's up to you i'm done with whatever we should eat outside and take advantage of this wonderful weather i'm good with that under one parameter my only request is that we don't speak in lambic pentameter english teachers bro so my boyfriend came over right oh no what happened so he asked my mom why he couldn't go in my room if we've been together for over two years and she says you will understand when you have a daughter and he said how am i supposed to have a daughter if you don't let me go in the room i'm done oh yes the negotiator scam caller your son just got hit by a car and now he's in hospital 17 year old me vote for todd 2020 he likes cheese i've seen enough take my vote biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds help nature in two ways by planting trees and killing yourself i see this as an absolute win you stealing from me again first my heart now my hoodos what's next my last name don't mind if i do when your neural ink chip gets hacked i screwed your mom and she liked the nut to be honest no wonder i'm so ugly you took the sacrifice to yourself to execute the roast i respect that even when i lose i make it look cool my uncle didn't go to school so i'm teaching him how to write and he wrote the names of his grandkids for the first time this does put a smile on my face a man is asking people to stop leaving one star reviews for his car wash business after he was caught on video verbally abusing an ihop waitress you get what you freaking deserve the perfect boat name doesn't exist unsinkable the second can i just say shaved keanu reeves looks like if snape ended up with lily serial killers psychopaths people who type this instead of this confused screaming x-rays trying to go through lead molecules you dense motherfreaker bromicis aged six is so cute she literally asked me if i needed any help with my homework so i said yeah and scribbled down things like three plus seven equals and she dead ass drew some apples and she's and help me bro i love her so damn much man i don't want her to grow up meanwhile me and my sister keanu reeves has been secretly donating millions to children's hospitals for years our expectations for you are very high but holy frick dog travels more than 100 kilometers to bite its owner after being abandoned john wick approves distant relative you have grown up a lot me too my parents who the frick is this a hole the black heron imitates shelter and generates shade this attracts the fish and makes them think that it's safe when really it's a trap my mother when she asks me what's wrong entire class the answer is 57 me actually it's 37 class laughs at me teacher he's right me wait i'm a talking tree and you will dialogue kids have crushes men have girlfriends i have a talking donkey my biggest fear when i was four my dog after retrieving the stick i threw the 100th time and unlocking the golden skin guys literally only want one thing and it's freaking beautiful apple plushes me choosing an outfit and then i said customer asks to car pulls loaded mag from pocket for instant armed robbery gun dealer when you replay a game and it's asking you if you would like to do a tutorial i know more than you 720p stonks 1080p stonks 4k stonks rtx on stonks prime introverts walking into a social event too many people it's against the rules fear anger hate jeff the four horsemen of being lied to those bastards lied to me so that was a freaking lie liar i lied about a fourth horseman dude your mom sent me looking for you she's freaking mad i have my phone in french what the frick is wrong with you i'm french oh i'm sorry perhaps i treated you harshly month 7 of useless human staying home he has grown suspicious send in backup how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you i'm going to ask you to please turn on the camera and unmute the microphone me i told my pastor warp stands for worship and prayer he posted i want some good warp and church this sunday on facebook ice queen snow ho prostitute me a guest who just set foot in my house my dog saying hi flat earthers australia doesn't exist they are just paid actors from nasa australian flat earth earth you can't have slaves anymore but you can still have children dad what happens when you have a bladder infection family what that you're in trouble 15 characters who could defeat thanos even with the infinity gauntlet in seconds dream job federal employment proudest achievement my military service special talent can cook meena twice in 58 seconds the person who created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress before the wedding saved countless husbands from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men me it honestly takes a lot for me to get angry shirt get caught on the doorknob me [Music] baby stuns midwives as she starts walking minutes after being born speed runners tom and jerry be like frick you and i'll see you tomorrow how the big countries prepare for the 2020 apocalypse china japan usa russia dad please stop you never make good jokes i made you my point still stands martyrdom drop a live grenade when killed girl shows shoulder teachers who the frick said puss puss so you wanna be my girlfriend or what let's have shreks first and then we'll see i came looking for copper and found gold oh i just jog every once in a while i do crossfit i lift competitively i'm just an ordinary 16 16-year-old high school anime protagonist dr amanda hess from kentucky was preparing to give birth to her baby in the hospital when she heard that another expectant mother was also close to giving birth since the doctor on call was still on his way she stepped in and handled the delivery she then went back to her ward and gave birth to her baby because that's what heroes do when you're dead but then you remember you forgot to delete your hieroglyph history [Music] my last brain sells when i get minus points for writing my name wrong in the test to whoever's been saying at least it can't get any worse every day this year stop it boys have crushes men have girlfriends i have sensitive nipples when i run over 1000 kids with my car but it doesn't turn gold those bastards lied to me friend no oh oh you can't finish this meme using pretzels me he he pretzels go star-lord's mom after having shreks with ego i fricked a planet laszlo my girlfriend is like the square root of negative 100 a solid 10 but also imaginary oh self burn those are air my son wouldn't go to sleep on time so i deleted his mind it was you three year old me seeing a train for the first time 16 year old me seeing a train for the 12 749th time i have transcended the need for attention i no longer need validation i only want money and a hug and a kiss dying of old age is dying of not dying no no he's got a point me vent into my dog about my problems my dog everyone else with a time machine i'm your granddaughter really me with time machine june 28 2009 i'm here for the party mr hawking oh nice have fun physical therapists suggest gamers to do five push-ups per death to remain physically active me after one match of the laurent teachers act like this is how the world will be like speed limit 2x equals 360 divided by 4 sold for x me who got a 100 on the autism test the girl who promised to go out with me if i could get a 100 on a test fun facts with squidward don't ever bury a dead body in an area without any vegetation the high nitrogen content in our bodies helps plant to grow and there will be a weird grassy patch at the top of burial site and anyone would be able to spot it seventeen-year-old me beating my six-year-old cousins at mario kart sell montana to canada for one trillion dollars to eliminate the national debt 21 340 have signed let's get to 25 000 society has progressed beyond the need for montana girlfriend's dad whatever you do to her i'll do to you me hugs her the dad listen here you little shoes karen's if the owner of the store said wearing masks is not allowed where are you i'm coming home home not delivered home not delivered home not delivered freaking piece of shoes my fbi agent in mexico this dog walked through a parade for the pope thinking it was for him i'm gonna tell him don't you dare we have all seen this but have you seen the number of replies he has this is what a discord admin news looks like view 38541 2256 replies i will not fight you father i wouldn't want to fight me neither 14 year old me ready to play online games all night during the vacations my dad if i advertise old grapes why would you is that raise an awareness dad stop are you gonna whine after an 80 year old man in england moved into a retirement home his 98 year old mother moved into the same home so she could help take care of him she said you never stop being a mom every day we stray further from satan me for one night or one thousand dollars from trump if i drew a rage on your forehead maybe kobe could have landed his helicopter whole leashes you freaking killed her dude of course i lie to my therapist i don't want him to think i'm crazy if one more time traveler tries to kill me i swear i'm gonna kill 6 million and start a freaking world war adele fiddler art student your tactics confuse and frighten me sir when building a spaceship the tiniest details are crucial for example this spaceship may be flawed because it has a giant hole in the side me streaming during online class my teacher giving 10 donation me fails capture four times me newbie simulator game is like gta but with bees frick gta 6 all my homies want gta but with bees here lies split screen gaming when you're dead but you wanna see who crying when you want to proceed ahead but just stopped by an unreal mental block [Music] kids want to be batman men want to be bruce wayne teenagers want to be bruce wayne parents what song is 10 out of 10 yet not many people have heard it removed the sacred texts the dust another one are you using 100 of your ram no would you like to giant rubber duck finally makes it to america canadian hitchhiking robot destroyed on trip across us softly don't what you doing playing xbox with the boys not delivered you parents aren't home come over my fbi agent jake paul has decided that it is time to end school shootings schools understandable have a great day remember when bugs bunny freaking shot someone because he wouldn't stop coughing failure to find a shrek shall partner is now a disability says world health organization maybe i'm disabled me gaming back to school ads slowest things in this world still faster than your crush is replies i want a to break free b2 ride my bicycle see it all d2 make a supersonic man out of you me goes to do dishes my mom go do the dishes me no no i don't think i will assembly required coming soon invest stupid someone who has to look up stupid in the dictionary because they don't know what it means you are stupid me after i realize that i just got roasted by a website a single death is a tragedy a million deaths is a statistic joseph stalin or onavirus i'm gonna do what's called a statistic you me and this plastic shield the university built between us mob i want you to clean your room you yes mom i'll do it later mom i'll check when i get home after all day doing nothing sound of the door opening [Music] punching a tree killing an inter-dimensional dragon when someone changes a dv volume to an odd number that's not a multiple of five many people have been using quarantine as a time to perfect their bread or coffee making skills but i personally have taken this as an opportunity to make increasingly unsettling eggs the seijo thought that just because he was driving some fancy expensive vehicle he could go as fast as he wanted and weave in between cars so i got in front of him and slowed down to 10 miles per hour below the speed limit lmao freaking ambulances i swear they had us in the first half not gonna lie a literal god hits the protagonist with a giant flaming sword dark souls protagonist me lions are so badass they became king of the jungle without even living there the lions when you rub your eyes a bit too much using ouija board hello is there anyone there why oh you you you you are dammit this is a soldier board nintendo's teachers you aren't always gonna have a calculator in your pocket me now woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water they want to take it she says it's not a liquid sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening when you find out she was only freaking with you because she was a low-key lesbian and you had tattoos cold butter you can't defeat me my toast i know but he can microwaving the knife i sent my girlfriend this bee i made out of lego it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now if you're gonna fight fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to know as arc and brother it's starting to rain guys literally only want one thing and it's freaking disgusting my boyfriend fell asleep i want to save his game for him skyrim so he was playing skyrim for the playstation 4. i found the fast save option i know he is on a trophy hunt using multiple savings just in case i think so i don't want to mess with those can i just quick save and close the game he is kind of sick so i don't want to wake him up but i really don't want him to lose anything due to me just turning his console off thanks in advance silly question i know but he poured so much time and effort into the game i just want him to wake up tomorrow and continue carefully she's a hero me pulls out pack of gum teacher i hope you brought enough for the whole class me pulls out more gum the whole class me staring at the dead body in movie to see if i can catch him her breathing [Music] you're currently somebody's crush my friends after realizing that i don't know any girls he could be any one of us gandalf sacks guy 10 hours hd if anyone was curious gandalf bob's his head 72 072 times in this video i hope quarantine ends soon i ruined like 11 friendships today cool i ruined 12 friendships and three perfect marriages you guys are cute talk to me when you are in the thousands mocha coco reading a book is just looking at a dead tree and hallucinating i honestly believe that sometimes my genius it generates gravity if plastic is made out of petroleum and petroleum is made out of fossils and fossils are dinosaurs then plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs baby makes noises mumble rappers write that down write that down video games don't cause violence but in actuality historically recorded human behavior and violence has inspired multiple video games frick racism all my homies hate each other based on their mario kart character there's a universe inside of you this is definitely tuberculosis gentleman i have outstanding news we have discovered that it is possible to split heavy elements like uranium and harness the energy for our own purposes impressive can it be used as a weapon oh yeah freaky air two years ago the world watched with a heavy heart as a mother orca named talaqua grieved over her dead calf carrying it across the ocean for over two weeks and one thousand miles refusing to let it sink now that same orca is pregnant again it's enough to make a grown man cry wife and dog kidnapped by ninjas need money for karate lessons i really want my dog back john wick 4 gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people just got rejected by the goth girl that works at gamestop going for a ride to clear my head the best part about a woman is a soul guy with foot fetish correct the actual anime me subtitles me mom why do i only have one set of grandparents mom your dad and i married each other to keep our families bloodline pure me restaurant discount system in myanmar [Music] kid when life gets you down you got three choices give up try again call luigi i'm a fractional what does that mean it means he is shrek fully attracted to a no it doesn't a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a stop it patrick you're arousing him we got a new puppy ugly as frick but he's laughing at all my jokes so is that a guy fighting a donkey in the background how are the results your health as a horse great a horse with diabetes sun shines plants [Music] you fool only one sword in existence can kill me is it this one you fool no sword in existence can kill me if you had 6 minutes left to live what's the last song you've listened to i'd spend the whole 6 minutes trying to pick a song when you see the annoying kid at the restaurant starts choking on his food gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table serotonin past this purpose minecraft earth adds in the cat creepers nobody absolutely nobody chameleons [Music] ben 10 can beat superman and goku in a fight since they are aliens he can absorb their powers nudes from my girl me and my fbi agent how people from florida are genuinely preparing for a freaking tornado [Music] human blood cells italian blood cells us children speaking in british accents because of peppa pig the empire strikes back when you accidentally join the video chat between the teacher and the girl that has an a-plus in his class me getting bullied you motherfreaker the bully from alabama yes yes i am me can i have an extra 1.25 cents an hour just to meet my basic needs for survival my boss couple find a giant huntsman spider eating a possum in their room bring forth the holy hand grenade don't work hard work intelligent the guy who ordered cubes guy joined zoom class shirtless and the tutor told him to turn his video off and so he did and it just displayed his profile picture of him shirtless at the beach teacher be like get this man a shirt like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

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Length: 24min 0sec (1440 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 30 2020